Original subtitles

[theme music]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars milky way ♪

♪ When they're groovin' who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing when they're groovin' way ♪

♪ Above the atmosphere trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space yeah ♪

[instrumental music]

Boy, I hope we're on our way back to Earth this time.

So do I, but with our luck

we're headed for the land of I-don't-know.

Oh, I've been there. It's right near Philadelphia.

Or is it Minnesota?

Minnesota is the largest city in the whole state of Indianapolis.

[giggles]

I don't really care where we're going.

As long as I can be close to Alan.

What do you think, Alan, dear? Mm?

I think I'd better change course.

Three degrees to starboard. There we go.

And here I go!

Alan, you're just about as romantic as that Gyroscope.

meow meow

bleep bleep bleep

meow

bleep bleep

What's up, fellas?

What are you looking at?

Oh, Molly! Isn't it adorable?

meow meow meow

bleep bleep bleep

What's going on back there? What's all that racket about?

It's either a little-bitty spaceship or a big mosquito.

Ha ha ha.

- Sure, Melody. - Right.

This part of the galaxy is famous for it's big mosquitoes

and little spaceships.

You're not supposed to have dreams

until after you fall asleep.

I'm not dreaming. Come, see for yourself.

'Now it's doing the cutest tricks.'

Alright, Melody. I'll take a look.

Where is it, Melody? I don't see anything.

(Melody) Golly! Where did it go?

It was there a minute ago.

A little, tiny spaceship that looked like a big mosquito

was out there doing tricks, right?

Right. How did you know?

Melody, when people are floating around in space

for a long time, sometimes they start seeing things

that aren't really there. Do you understand?

- Good. - Sure.

So stick around and see what kind of tricks

this little spaceship can do.

- Oh, forget it! - Yoo-hoo!

Where've you been? Yoo-hoo!

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

(Melody) 'Hey, everybody,

our little friend is back.'

Come on, say hello. Yoo-hoo. Hi, there!

Oh, brother! That Melody is too much!

Melody, who's flying this little demon of the skies?

Little pink men with purple eyes and orange noses?

(Melody) Of course not!

bleep bleep bleep

We're being pulled down toward that freaky planet.

(Alexandra) 'Probably your little, freaky

friends are dragging us there.'

- 'Huh?' - 'Oh! we're gonna crash!'

crash

(Alexander) 'We're-we're.. We're down.'

[Alexander laughing]

A beautiful landing.

It felt like we landed on a pillow.

(Valerie) 'Something just

landed on our roof.'

- 'What could it be?' - 'Well, let's open the hatch.'

- 'And see.' - 'Hey, what's going on?'

It's a little spaceship.

[dramatic music]

- Who are you, toy soldier? - I am Mitchko.

Old powerful master of this planetoid.

'You are all under arrest.'

You look awfully familiar.

Haven't we met some place before? Ha-ha-ha.

Take them. They are our prisoners.

If I didn't see this with my own eyes, I'd never believe it!

bleep bleep bleep

Bleep says he believes it, too.

You little pipsqueaks must be kidding.

You take us prisoners? Huh!

You said it, sis! I can handle a dozen of 'em myself.

Take the arrogant one first!

[chuckles] I can tell you right now.

You better send for the cavalry.

Treat 'em like flies, Alexander.

Right, sis. Shoo, shoo, shoo.

[grunts]

Hey, these little guys are kinda strong at that.

[grunting]

Did I say kinda strong? I feel like I'm in a vice.

- Help! Help! - I better give Alex a hand!

Argh!

Golly! They're like iron.

[laughing] Yes. They are.

Men of iron and completely under my control.

[grunting]

[purring]

thud

Attaboy, Alan! Now, the other one.

- 'Hey, take it easy!' - You want him off, don't you?

Yeah, but I wanna stay in one piece, too.

Go on, Bleep. Make like a dog, sick him!

bleep bleep bleep

[squeaks]

[grunting]

thud

I'm sure glad this ground is soft.

So, there, like my brother said, you better send for the cavalry

if you expect to take us prisoners.

No one dares defy the mighty Mitchko.

Ya-hoo-ooh!

[engine revving]

- Oh, my gosh! He did it. - Did what?

Sent for the cavalry.

Let's split this in on a double.

bleep bleep bleep

You said it, Bleep. I'm with you.

It's every man for himself.

zap zap zap

Capture all of them!

They're getting closer.

Everybody behind that tree up ahead and keep low.

[zapping]

vroom

Listen, gang. We're sitting ducks as long as we're on foot.

But what can we do?

This ground is almost like snow.

And too bad we don't have some skis.

You've given me an idea, Josie.

See the robot driving that mini snow mobile

or what ever they call that thing?

- 'Yeah.' - 'Make sure he sees you.'

And I'll snare him as he comes toward us, I hope.

- Ready, girls? - 'Okay, Alan. All set!'

(together) Na-nana-na-na.

Ah-ha!

[whirring]

thud

clang clang clang

clang clang clang

Alan, look! we stopped his..

- What should we call it? - Okay, girls.

It's not much. But we haven't any choice.

- But it beats walking. - It simply does.

This stuff may not be snow. But it ought to fool those robots.

Right, Bleep?

bleep bleep bleep

But the mighty Mitchko is not so easily tricked as his robots.

Surrender to me peacefully

'and there will be no need for any unpleasantness.'

Surrender? We Pussycats don't know what the word means.

Do we know what it means, Bleep?

Then allow me to acquaint you with the word 'capture.'

Ready! Aim! Fire!

[Mitchko laughs]

[zapping]

Who ever thought we'd wind up as balls of yarn?

bleep bleep bleep

We should have stayed with the others, dum-dum.

You never had one good idea in your life.

Oh, yeah, what about these special

snow shoes I rigged up?

Snow shoes made out of tennis racquets. Big deal!

Well, somebody likes my ideas, anyway.

'Lucky for him, I brought Ping pong paddles along, too.'

- Hang on, gals. - This is almost fun!

They're closing in on us, Alan.

Hang on tight. I'll duck into that canyon.

- Here they come, sis. - Huh!

What's eating you all of a sudden?

You saw them, at a time like this

Josie has the nerve to ask Alan

to take her and Valerie snow-skiing.

O-oh!

Alan, we just passed Alex and Alexandra.

'Better turn back before we lose them.'

Okay. Hold on tight!

Uh-oh.

Still trying to escape me, eh?

swoosh swoosh

'Ah-ha! One is attempting to escape.'

Show him that we are invincible.

zap zap

Alan, run, run!

Alan, you're our only hope.

Oh, poor Alan!

[Mitchko laughing]

And so, my young friends.

When my men brought your spaceship to my planetoid

I knew then that you had provided me

with a perfect way to conquer Earth.

Conquer Earth? What kind of dumb talk is that?

You outer space Tiny Tim.

Your ship is so huge, it can easily carry

my entire army of robots with their equipment.

Then I shall overcome all earthlings

as I have overcome all of you.

'My plan cannot possibly fail. It cannot fail.'

You've gotta be out of your mini head.

Quiet, troublemaker. I have plans for you. All of you.

'You shall be put to work'

'helping me prepare for my invasion.'

Take them to the quarters at once!

This is like a toy country.

With toys like them, I'd just as soon skip Christmas.

And how are my guests today?

I trust that things are reasonably comfortable?

Considering the circumstances, that is.

If you dig being in jail. We're having a ball.

Yeah, it's a million laughs.

I shall have many questions for you.

- 'What are these?' - 'Oh, groovy!'

(Melody) 'You brought us

our instruments.'

Instruments? They are not weapons of some sort?

We make music on them.

Music? What is music?

Well, you see Mr. Mitchko, music is like.. I mean.. Sort of..

snap snap snap

Never mind the explanation, Melody.

Um, Mr. Mitchko, if you let us have those instruments

we'll demonstrate.

Well, hmm. Guards, open.

Better get back.

♪ La la la La la la la ♪

♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪

♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪

♪ Ba ba ba ba do we're in trouble ♪

♪ Yeah, it's true we passed ♪

♪ Everywhere, it's all around us ♪

♪ And we know.. ♪♪

[metal clanking]

thud thud

Oh, enough! Enough!

Gosh, didn't you like it, Mr. Mitchko?

It was one of our best numbers.

Like it? That is one of the first things

I shall abolish when I take over Earth.

Back to work, the spaceship must be prepared

and ready to fly soon.

And no more of that-that music.

[instrumental music]

I wonder if there's a union for slave laborers.

The thing that bugs me is that we're actually helping Mitchko

get ready to invade our own Earth.

Did we have a choice?

You are a strange looking robot.

I'm no robot, you metallic ding-dong!

I'm a person.

What is a person?

We're all persons.

Our leader Mitchko is a person, I think.

But, he is not so strange looking as you.

Thanks a bunch.

How long have you been a robot?

What do you mean?

She means, how old are you?

Yeah, how many birthday cakes have you had?

And do you have candles? Or oil lamps on?

Mitchko does not permit us to know such things.

We are programmed only to remember

'what he wishes us to remember.'

Val, you suppose we can somehow reprogram this robot

into helping us escape?

- It's worth a try. - I have an idea.

[clears throat] Uh, Mr. robot, you think we're

strange looking, don't you?

Yes, very.

We mean no disrespect, sir

but we find you rather different, too.

Do you mind if we examine you a bit more closely?

(Robot) 'Not at all.'

Wow. This isn't going to be easy.

Let's take a look, Val.

(Val) 'I'll try to figure it out.

Hm.'

'It looks to me, if we turn a couple of these valves'

'and reverse the memory intake'

'we might create a personality adjustment.'

(Alan) 'Mr. Robot,

how do you feel now?'

Wonderful.

You are handsome creatures.

You must be new here. Welcome.

(Melody) How neat. Mr. Robot

has turned human.

mwah

Almost.

Back to work. Do you not realize that time is of the essence?

Work, I say!

I slave for you no longer, Mitchko.

And that goes for my friends, too.

A rebellion among my robots?

I can't believe it.

'You're somehow responsible for this, and you shall pay.'

'And pay very dearly.'

I'd say it's time to leave, and leave fast.

If not sooner.

Come on, everybody.

But we don't know the way out.

Follow me.

Robots, there are traitors among us.

After them at once.

I hope he knows what he's doing.

Of course he knows.

Alan helped to reprogram him.

Wee, this is fun. We used to play this when we were kids.

bleep bleep bleep

(Melody) 'Right, it's called

Follow The Leader. Ha-ha.'

Come back here, traitors.

- Follow me. - Oh!

Alex, don't be chicken, let go.

thud thud

Don't let them get away. Hurry, hurry!

boom

[grunts] You stupid robots!

[vehicle whirring]

bleep bleep bleep bleep

Yeah, hurry. The robots are gaining on us.

[Alexander laughing] Oh, goodie, goodie,

goodie, goodie.

We're in the clear.

[laughs]

(Alan) Not quite.

- We're at the end of the line. - Look!

They've got their rope bazookas aimed right at us.

bleep bleep bleep bleep

Oh, yeah. We're in a trap.

[Mitchko laughing]

(Mitchko) 'Now, I have you surrounded.'

What are we gonna do?

Don't worry, do as I say.

[laughs] Everybody, now hear this.

Ready? And hear this.

'Aim...and this.'

'Fire!'

[zapping]

bleep bleep bleep bleep

It's okay. They sure got themselves tied up for a while.

Yeah, I don't think Mr. Mitchko will be available either.

[laughs]

Yeah, he sure gonna be busy untying knots.

And don't forget, we owe a debt of gratitude

to the latest member of the human race, Mr. Robot.

It was nothing, besides, what are friends for?

Well, the outside of the ship looks okay.

Yeah, but look inside. It's empty!

Oh, no!

Mitchko sure did a job on it.

Trying to make as much room as possible

for his invasion forces.

Does that mean we're stranded here with Mitchko.

- And his mini men? - 'Not at all.'

Since you were kind enough to reprogram my personality

I have done the same for many of my friends.

- Look. - 'Well, how about that?'

[instrumental music]

What happened to Mitchko?

It's not like him to give in so easily.

With so many of us robots reprogrammed

in a more, uh, human manner

he can no longer control us as he did.

We may even let him stay on as our leader.

Thank you. I may as well.

As long as I can never achieve my original invasion plans.

You wouldn't have liked it there anyway, Mr. Mitchko.

Remember what I told you about the smog

and pollution and stuff?

Thanks a lot.

Well, thanks a million for programming

our navigational computer toward Earth.

With your help, I'm sure we'll make it back.

[spaceship whirring]

There it is. Earth.

We're actually headed back toward Earth.

Robots or not, they sure know their outer space navigation.

Now, we pull the re-entry stabilizer.

No, Valerie. They said to use

the push lever at this point.

- Pull. - Push.

Now, wait a minute, let's review the whole thing.

(Alexandra) I know exactly what I'm doing.

Right on target.

I say push.

[keyboard clacking]

Pull!

(all) Yeah, Alexandra. Pull.

(Melody) 'Yeah, Alexandra, pull!'

(Alexander) 'Yeah!'

[theme music]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space yeah ♪♪