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Hey. Hey, baby. Hey, how are you? I'm great. How are you? Good.
I'm trying to clean this place up. [LAUGHTER]
I know. I got so dirty. I know. You're telling me.
Ah, I guess I can help you fold a minute. Yeah. That'd be nice.
You still made all this mess. Yo, what's up, Matt? Oh, boy. Geez. Okay. Hi. All right.
You want some? Mm-hmm.
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I'm just trying to make this place look a little better. Yeah, bro. I'll just fold up this disaster.
I guess I'll help, man. You see, I didn't make this mess, guys.
Are you sure about it? It looks like some of your shit over here.
I'm just saying, man. I'm not on this diet. Fuck that, buddy. That rock jumping spot we went to was crazy this weekend, wasn't it?
Bro, you did a backflip. That was crazy. I was so scared, but it was so worth it.
That jump would be like fucking 80 feet or something. That's an habit. That was nuts. That was literally nuts.
Watch your heart. You're supposed to click this. No, I shouldn't.
I think we should put it here somewhere. Cool. Sorry.
Yeah, you can fix this. It should be a little more clean up in there, right?
Oh, man.
Take a seat right here. Show them.
Did you happen to catch the flight last weekend?
How could you have missed that flight? That was nuts.
It was crazy. You got his ass knocked the fuck out, didn't you?
And then the one before that, they choked some dude out. I'm like, "Yeah, dog."
That was a crazy fucking card, dude.
It was nuts, honestly.
Yeah, that one like 50 bucks off the fucking bet on that shit. I told you that, bro. You got to win.
Yeah, that's true.
I was just trying to like, I don't know, get up in the gym again so I could start practicing the jujitsu.
You know what I'm saying?
I really need to get in there and roll. I'm telling you, let's do it sometime.
That'd be great, bro.
Yeah, we both started doing it not too long ago just to see what would happen.
A little friendly roommate competition.
Yeah, I've been there kicking Donatello's ass all the time.
He's not what he said. I know what I know.
You know.
We could go right now, bro.
Anytime, bro.
But yeah, dude.
We should start rolling at least twice a week so we can really stay in shape.
Yeah?
I was thinking about it, bro.
Yeah, I want to be like a brown belt by the end of the year at least.
That's a lot of work, bro. Got to go consistent.
That would be super cool if you got a brown belt.
Oh, yeah.
Try to go to the beach later, bro.
Yeah, I heard the tide is crazy right now.
I got to go to Venice, bro.
Get some gnarly fucking waves.
Yeah, bro. I want to go to the beach, too.
We should for sure. Catch some sun, get a tan going.
All of us. It's going to be a lot of fun.
I love the beach.
The beach vibes go crazy.
We can go hang out at the skate park and do all that good stuff.
Yeah. I just learned how to fucking kickflip the other day, dude.
Oh, that's tough.
Oh, gee. I'll catch on you sometime.
Oh, for sure, babe.
Oh, man. I love carving the bowl out there, bro.
That's wicked speed.
The dropping is gnarly.
I can say I'm a sandit.
Yeah, I guess you're teaching me how to do that stuff.
I'm going to learn to skate very deftly, bro.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm going to do like one of those skates where you can keep it up.
The living room is looking much better, though.
Yeah, thanks for the help, guys.
It's been a lot better.
Yeah.
I love the new home.
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Man, it's been super hot recently, bro.
Ah, the weather has been crazy.
It got a little cooler last night, but it was still pretty hot.
It's been like 100 degrees, yeah.
I know.
I have AC blasts in.
Right.
I know, bro.
I woke up sweating.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
Why don't you two go open your ass?
See what happens.
It's just that one more comfort one, right?
Yeah.
That one's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, you're doing such a great job.
I mean, we pretty much almost got done with most of the laundry.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, you're always so good.
There's definitely some underwear over there on the mantel and all that.
You're just about there.
Yeah, I feel like if we keep going at this pace, we'll be pretty much done in no time.
Yeah, for sure.
Just a few more things.
Maybe I'll sweep them off after, too.
You'll do that, bro?
Thank you.
You know, it could be my contribution.
You guys did a lot of the folding.
That'd be nice.
If we get done early enough, we should go out tonight.
That'd be actually a lot of fun.
You guys want to go to the show?
Catch a show or something?
Yeah.
Dinner? Yeah, dinner and a show would be nice.
What kind of dinner should we get?
Ooh, that would be some good idea.
I'm kind of feeling steak.
What about you?
Steak's the same, bro.
We've got to hop on a diet.
I've been telling you, bro.
We've got to lock in, get rid of it for the summer.
No cracks.
I love steak and potatoes.
Seriously.
It's so good.
I think it would be good.
They're so good.
It's a lot of beer, whatever.
Bro, I've been trying to eat the vegetables.
They're so gross, though.
I hate vegetables.
I should get a steak at least.
That'd be a lot of fun, actually.
And I've been wanting to go to Korean barbecue.
Oh, don't even bring that up.
How are you going to bring up a diet and Korean barbecue in the same sentence?
Because you've got to get straight meat, dog.
You're right.
No marinades.
You're right, bro.
Straight protein, bro.
Protein and rice.
Yeah.
Korean food is so good.
It really is.
It's got such good flavor.
Yeah.
Did you do the cooking on your own, too?
Yeah.
That's good stuff.
(Crunching)
Oh, another thing, bro.
I heard it's like two hours from here, but it's like a natural rock waterslide.
It's crazy.
Oh, I heard about that.
You know, I've been seeing that all over social media, bro.
Me, too.
It looks crazy.
I don't know where it's at, though.
They never give the exact location.
I know.
They said it's a hella far hike, though.
We'll have to bring our water.
I've been thinking about going camping, though.
Throw a tin in the backpack, a little grill.
Just make some food, stay out on the band.
You would be down?
Yeah.
We should go sometime.
What about you, Donatello?
Two down, bro.
Honestly, I love camping.
Two down.
I've actually never been camping.
You've never been, huh?
Well, babe, we've got to go.
You've got to try that.
You've got to see the beauty of nature.
Yeah.
You know any good spots out here?
Oh, yeah, plenty.
Trust me, we can go all over.
Yeah.
We can take the van out when we stay out there.
Oh, the van would be sick, yeah.
Right, bro.
Honestly.
Perfect for summertime.
For sure.
Your van's sick, bro.
I'm telling you.
It's a killer, bro.
All the ladies always want to hop in that motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Trick magnet.
It really is.
Don't worry, babe.
Sure.
Sure.
So are we getting steak or are we getting Korean for dinner?
- Yeah, yeah, I like that one.
- Good question, bro.
I think we gotta flip a coin on it.
- You're right, that's what we should do.
- Mm-hmm.
They're both that good.
- Oh.
I heard there's a show later, two weeks ago.
You guys see the Hard Rock Show?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah, bro.
- That'd be sick, get in a mosh pit.
We can bang around, dude.
- I don't wanna cry.
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
- I know that.
- I'm gonna go.
- But yeah, guys, I heard there's a really sick show
going on later.
- Yeah.
- Let's wake up some Hard Rock.
- Ooh, I'd love to go. - I'd love to tell.
- You guys will be down?
- Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah, that's more of my scene,
bro.
- Yeah, we should for sure go.
- Yeah, I know exactly what outfit I'm gonna wear.
- Yeah, me too, I got these sick, baggy black jeans.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, these white boots, they'll be awesome.
- I'm having this really good little black dress.
It's like one of my favorites.
- I'd be too down for that, bro, 'cause last show I went to,
man, it was like one of those like EDM shows,
which I mean, it wasn't bad, but it just wasn't my vibe.
- Oh, yeah. - So when you said Hard Rock,
bro, that'd be dope, yeah. - Yeah.
- Totally do that.
- That's what I'm saying, I went to a rave,
and the crowd was horrible.
I left, I had to leave, guys.
Like, the DJ could not hit his set either.
Seriously, it was terrible.
- Mm-hmm, that sucks. - It's just, you know,
I like lyrics, I guess, not just noises.
(laughs)
- Multi-dimensional. - Yeah.
But I don't know how to dance to that either,
than you dance to, you know, sounds and noises.
- Sounds kinda hard. - Yeah.
- You know what, I'm thinking that before we go to the show,
we should get some groceries.
Like, I think we're running out of a couple things.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, whatever you need.
Whatever you need, yeah, you're the one that always cooks.
(laughs)
- Yeah, we need to get some, I don't know,
some like milk, eggs. - Yeah, we gotta get raw milk.
- Yeah. - Yeah, raw milk.
- Got pasteurized dairy. - Yeah.
- So good for you. - I wanna get oat milk.
Yeah, I think we should actually get some shampoo.
Think I'm running out.
- Oh, if you need it, I have some special shampoo for you, babe.
(laughs)
- Oh my gosh. (laughs)
You guys, I can't with you. - Come on, bro.
(laughs)
- I always tell her oat milk's no fucking good, bro.
She never listens to me.
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- Hey, what's up, Pixie?
- Hey, how are ya?
- I'm good, how about you?
- Pretty good. - What you up to?
- You know, just cleaning up a little bit.
Trying to figure out what I'm gonna do for lunch.
- Nice, I like your shirt, yeah.
- Thank you. (laughs)
It's pretty cute.
- Yes, what were you thinking about doing?
- Honestly, I was just kind of thinking about, like,
making a salad or something.
I don't know. - That's cool.
- Just trying to find something to snack on.
Nothing crazy. (laughs)
- Yeah, we haven't been to the store in a bit, so--
- Yeah. - You should be able
to do that. - I know, right?
Yeah, maybe we should all go together.
Me, you, Axel. - Yeah.
- Figure that all out and then we can see what we wanna get
for dinner, too.
- Yeah, that sounds really fun.
I mean, it's always more fun when you go with someone,
to be honest. - Yeah.
- Cool.
- Oh man. (laughs)
- What? - The kitchen's slightly
in a mess, too, aren't they, a little?
- Yeah. - They put everything
everywhere. (laughs)
Yeah, we gotta get better at this, yeah.
- Yeah, you know. - Axe comes to do his dishes.
- That's all right, I mean, that's what I'm here for, right?
- Yeah, that's-- - I appreciate you.
- Yeah, I mean like, oh my cooking, I clean the floor.
- Oh, look who it is. - Hey, good looking.
What you got cooking? - Hey, how you doing?
- My boy, what you been up to today?
- Good bro, how about you?
- Fuck.
- How have you been, bro?
- I've been chilling, sitting by the pool.
- Oh shit.
Yeah, I was like, I didn't see you really in the whole,
fuck yeah, where is this guy?
- Chilling, catching some sun.
So what you cooking up for lunch, babe?
- Um, you know, I was thinking about making like a salad
or something, and then, I don't know,
just some light snacks.
We haven't been to the grocery store like that.
- I know, we've been needing to go!
Every time I get in the fridge, it's like,
there's nothing there. - Yeah.
- We was just talking about it. - We were just talking
about that, I should know.
Are you spying on us? - Of course not.
- What are you up to lunch?
- I don't know, you made sandwiches a lot recently.
- Oh yeah?
- She was talking about a salad, bro.
I think she's eating this. - I hate salad.
- Yeah, it's like a chicken salad sandwich.
- Protein, bro, protein salad.
- Yeah. - I know, I've been saying,
you eat more vegetables.
- I feel like chicken salad's pretty healthy.
- Have any of you guys paid the gas bill?
- Holy shit, I thought you were paying that bill.
- I actually completely forgot.
- I thought it was your month, bro.
- It was money, it was my month?
- I'm sure. - Oh, fuck.
Shit, I always forget.
- Yeah, I mean, I think mine's the next,
so it's definitely not one of you guys.
- Yeah, I hope the gas doesn't turn off.
- Right? - Yeah, for real.
- I paid the electric bill this month, bro, so.
I don't know if somebody else.
- Alright, alright, I'll pay the bill.
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
- Yeah, maybe one of you guys could give us a ride
to the grocery store. - Me too.
- And we'll get it all done in the same day.
We can just relax afterwards.
- That would be nice, actually.
Kill two birds with one stone, I feel.
(laughs)
- And then what?
- Yeah, and then?
- Figure that out while we're having lunch or something.
You know, I guess we've decided on salad.
- Yeah, I mean, oh, they've got good Greek salad, too.
- Oh, I do like Greek salad a little bit.
What is Greek salad? - What is Greek salad?
- The dressing is nice.
- It's got like feta cheese, olive oil.
- Mm. - Ah.
- It's got grilled chicken.
- This one's so nice. - Yeah.
Cucumbers. - No, that's my favorite.
Don't you? - Yeah.
(laughs)
- You know, you're on a health grant lately.
- Mm. - Mm-hmm.
(smacks lips)
- This thing's gonna start eating those calisthenics soon.
- Seriously, bro, I'm gonna be able to do fucking
20 pull-ups in a row. - Mm-hmm.
(smacks lips)
(sighs)
- You been taking the bike out much recently, bro?
- Yeah, you know, I've been riding here and there.
- Cruisin'. - Yeah.
It's just been too hot, bro, that's the thing.
- I know. - You gotta take that thing
to the beach, man. - Mm-hmm.
I only cool off when I'm going like 130 miles an hour.
- Yeah, it's way cooler by the beach.
- Yeah, I gotta check that out. (laughs)
(exhales)
- But yeah, so you're planning on making some lunch here soon,
dude? - Yeah, I was thinking about it.
You're gonna have to, you know?
- Yeah, me too, for sure. - Okay.
(exhales)
- Oh, man, that would be crazy.
- Oh, jeez, the breeze feels nice coming in from the window
there, I will say, on this hot day.
- Oh, it's nice. - Mm-hmm. (laughs)
Must be nice out by the pool area, with the--
- Oh, it was, dude, I took a little dip, got in,
and swim some laps. - Mm-hmm.
- It was nice. - Oh, yeah.
(laughs)
I was gonna go out to the pool in the south and be big,
but we'll see what's up. - Mm-hmm.
All right, I'm gonna go to the pool. (laughs)
- Definitely. - All right.
- We can go together next to this axon already, man.
- I'm still gonna go again. - Oh, okay.
- Oh.
(water splashing)
(dog panting)
- Thank you.
- Oh, has anyone fed the fish today?
- No. - Oh, damn, dog,
I took the dog out earlier. - I took the dog out, actually.
- You know what's fed the fish?
- Probably starving out there.
You need to feed him lunch, too.
- Oh, yeah, I was caught fishing crazy.
It's really happening sometimes.
(dog panting)
- Oh, I appreciate it.
(dog panting)
- Thank you for cleaning up, babe.
- Appreciate you very much, seriously.
I need all the help I can get around here.
- Oh, they're so welcome.
- And the living room does look so much better from earlier.
Thank you for that.
All right, guys, it was me. (laughs)
- I knew it, motherfucker. - I knew it, but...
(laughs)
- But I mean, you guys wouldn't have me if I said that, so.
- I can't ask you to. (laughs)
It's fine.
We've all been there before, you know me.
I'm going to make them next, too.
- I appreciate it. - All right.
Did you get your shampoo, babe? - Oh.
- Your hair looks absolutely great.
- Yeah, I actually did, I got this really good.
Look, it's a really good brand. - Yeah, it looks great.
- I think it's from Hawaii or something.
- Oh, wow, it's looking great. - It's from Hawaii or something.
- It's looking great.
- It's like really all natural.
- It's beautiful. - Yeah, it's beautiful.
See, I was like the good one with this one.
It smells really good, too. - Oh.
Oh, too. (laughs)
(sniffing)
(exhales)
(sniffing)
- Oh.
Oh, and being honest, I was wondering, maybe,
later this week if you'd want to go on a date,
maybe to like the zoo or something.
- Hmm, I love the zoo. (laughs)
- Yeah. - We could put down
the third wheel on that, yeah. - Dude, anytime, bro.
- That'd be fun, yeah. - Love the zoo.
- You could bring that little baddie. - Exactly.
- Didn't you say you were about to pull one?
- Well, that's true, I was talking to somebody,
and it's actually filming now.
You know how it goes. - Sure, bro.
- I think she's jealous of your girlfriend, bro.
- Oh. - You know, huh?
This little two-month-old little baddie, isn't she?
- Yeah, she knows we'll all be kicking and stuff.
(laughing) - I know.
- Mm. - You gotta bring her around
sometime. - Right?
- She's, yeah, I realize how cool you is, for reals.
(laughing)
- Look, once she got to know you,
it won't make you be a problem at all.
(laughing)
(thudding)
- Guys, I think I just heard a landscaper out there
sneeze or something. (laughing)
- I heard him too. (laughing)
- I'm just gonna move it. (thudding)
Oh yeah. (sighing)
Oh my gosh, man. (sighing)
Oh my God. (sighing)
Yo. (sighing)
Thank you, I appreciate it. - Okay.
- I think I'm, yeah. - Yeah.
- Please don't forget to pay the bill later.
- No, you're right, you're right.
- I'm actually gonna go handle that right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna go check on my account.
- Yeah, bro. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna late you again. - No.
- No, you're right, all right. - Yeah, that'll be a big help,
actually. - Okay, I'm gonna go check on it.
- Yes, thanks. - Thanks for that.
- You're shit. - See ya.
- See ya.
- You gonna get to lunch soon?
- Yeah, you know, probably in like 20 minutes,
it'll be ready.
- What?
- This is so hard. (laughing)
- Hey, baby, what you playing?
- Hey, I just got this in a day.
It's like some fighting game, I don't know.
- Oh, I played that. - Yeah?
- That was a hard one to beat, though, I will admit.
- I know, I've been like doing this for hours.
- Yeah, I brought you a couple sacks, too, if you're hungry.
- Oh, did you? - Yeah, some pepsi, some pretzels.
- Oh, thanks, thank you. - Yeah.
- Of course, but yeah, dude, that guy kicked my ass
like 100 times. - Yeah, I know.
- Took me all day to beat that level, it's crazy.
- Hey, guys, what's up? - Hi, boy.
- Look at the games he's playing.
Remember beating me shit the other day?
- Oh, dog, yeah. - We were on that forever,
weren't we? - Oh, I know, I remember
kicking that dude's ass. - Oh, dude.
He took me a minute, but I got him eventually.
- I don't know why I can't beat it.
- It was a tough level, knocking the line.
- No, it definitely was, it was easy.
- If we were pro-gaming like me, nothing too tough.
- Mm, I don't know, I'm kinda struggling.
- You want some grapes, baby? You hungry?
- Yeah. - Here you go.
- Okay. - If you ever need help, something.
- They're young, they aren't, they had cigars from the store.
- They're so sweet. - Yeah, they're organic.
(sips)
I can beat that mission for you if you want.
- Mm.
I'm not in your hope.
(chuckles)
- Here, baby, let me set this pillow on your head
so you can be comfortable while you play.
- Oh, good for you. - You know me.
- You gotta be thoughtful, bro, come on.
- Anything for my girl.
(sips)
(chewing)
- Oh, yeah, the best thing, this guy is pretty slow,
so you need to run around him. - I know.
- And you gotta block, too, blocking is important.
I just corner, okay, I cheat, I corner him when I just spam it.
It works, though.
- He killed me. (chuckles)
- If you can get 15 on him, you automatically win.
- Oh. - Mm.
- That's got so much shame in you, you could get it.
- Remember when we were playing that game and I kicked your ass?
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm. - (chuckles)
- I remember kicking you super high level in that survival game.
- Mm. - Remember that?
- Mm. - You're welcome, I never win.
- (chuckles) I mean, you still beat me every time, like,
I gotta practice more, I feel like.
- Mm, get some rounds in for sure. - Mm.
- So did we ever decide on dinner?
- I guess.
- Do you think we're gonna go out if we can get it done in time?
- Mm-hmm, that's right. - I think we're about done, right?
- We're getting there. - Mm-hmm.
- You all got this little beat? - Mm, no. (chuckles)
- We still got some time. - Mm.
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Who's turn is it to take the trash out?
hmm
Dude shit is it trash day, did you get it out on time? That's what I'm saying. I mean, I should be fucking miss the trash man, dude
We did again
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You need to help me with this
There you go you're getting kind of weak there. Got a couple good hits on them.
Oh shit look at you go. You might beat my ass if we play together.
No, I believe it bro. You suck at video games. Dude shut up. I kick your ass all the time. I think that's when I let you.
I don't care about you.
Whatever you say, we can we can run that back anytime. I'll kick your ass anytime. Maybe you want a rematch just let me know.
Okay
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Oh, babe that lunch you made earlier was so good it hit the spot. I just want to say thank you. You're the best cook.
Oh, you're welcome. It was fine. You're the best girlfriend.
I'm not anything like your baby. I really appreciate you making lunch for us.
My roommate has the best girlfriend in the world. She is a great girlfriend as usual.
I appreciate her so much. I just wish there was someone I could show her.
Maybe when we go out next time I'll pay for something. I'll pay for dinner. That'd be so nice.
I just wanted to let you guys know that I was making you feel included. I appreciate that.
We really love having you around. You're my boy. She loves you too. You know that.
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Oh, yes.
Dude, did you try some of these grapes?
I haven't eaten them yet. How are they?
They're fresh. They're fucking pretty fresh.
That was fire. I appreciate that.
They're pretty good. Want some, babe?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Good.
I missed your mouth.
Thank you.
Tasty, huh?
Is it good?
Yeah, they are.
Here it goes again. It's organic.
Dude, it's worth it. You want to get those pesticides, I'm telling you.
I know. It's just so expensive, though.
I can always afford to eat a little bit of the fancy fruits.
Look at you go, babe.
Oh, look. You got a power up ready.
Oh, dang.
Did you see that?
She's kicking his ass. She's pretty good.
Oh, man. She's doing great, actually.
I think she might be able to beat me.
Me?
I didn't know you were such a gamer, dude.
Cool.
She has her gaming PC.
I've seen that, so I don't know if that makes sense.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Dude, I heard this show sold out for tonight, too.
It's going to be a fucking good one.
We got tickets when we did, yeah.
We were lagging for a bit.
Oh, look at you.
Such a good child.
Yeah, why don't you get so good at this, Kira?
Why you said you just got this device?
I've been playing it all day.
I know.
Oh.
Oh.
What level is this?
Oh, nice.
Only level two.
I wonder if she's kicking his ass, all right.
[SPLASHING]
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All right, go cut her.
I was just going back up there.
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Wait, where you got this?
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I think I sent it.
I know.
Oh, watch out.
Game started.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, there you go.
[SPLASHING]
That's right.
Just keep your distance and stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, there you go.
I see what you're doing there.
A lot of good strategy.
[SPLASHING]
Did you see her kicking his ass, not very bad?
She's doing a pretty good job, yeah?
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Let's see how you feel with your feet, OK?
All right.
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Oh.
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Like, me to write them down wasn't most of the ta force involved, practical,
logical, focused, it was kitten, and based on a differential principle.
It felt pretty good when you hear it, but then you run into a technical difficulty
where, like, you see something wrong with it, what was it like it was doing?
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It sounded like him, like it was saying there's a problem with this,
all right, fine, do it by ourselves.
Hm.
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Hm.
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I love Rihanna.
- Mm-hmm.
I think it should be two already.
Which one you been?
Yeah, she's done a great job.
Not looking at it. She's better than me.
I told you dude, I think she'd kick my ass too.
[snaps fingers]
Looks like you're getting close to the boss of the day.
You know, that should be by the end of the day.
Mm-hmm.
[sighs]
Looks like we'll probably have time to catch that show, guys.
Oh yeah, huh?
And dinner.
Dinner and a show, fuck yeah.
I had a good day. What about you guys? You all had a good day?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That was super relaxed for me. Just, like I said, by the pool.
That basically helped you guys clean today.
Yeah, we did. We did have to clean that shit.
[sighs]
She made a delicious lunch. I can't get over it.
[laughs]
That Greek salad hit the spot fire.
[laughs]
[sighs]
[snaps fingers]
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
I've never had Greek salad before, before today.
It's pretty good, huh? It's something different.
Yeah, when you knew what it was, I was like, "Oh, healthy salad."
[laughs]
Still go for a health food, not bad.
No, you're right.
[snaps fingers]
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[laughs]
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The game gets harder as you go on.
Yeah, do the boss of this. No joke.
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Oh, look at you. You got the gold armor on, huh?
[laughs]
Oh, damn. I've never seen that before.
[laughs]
That's crazy. It's so good. [laughs]
[snaps fingers]
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Oh.
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This one's actually pretty fun, though.
You like that game? It's a great game.
Where'd you get it?
Oh. Oh, on. Down the street.
Nice little guy salad. Mm-hmm.
Oh, now he's got a good deal in it, or what? Mm-hmm.
Hell yeah.
[snaps fingers]
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Oh, that feels so good. Oh, man.
[snaps fingers]
Hell yeah, babe. You got that final round.
Oh, my gosh. Is this the boss?
You can beat the boss. Holy fuck, you got this.
[snaps fingers]
Mm-hmm. [snaps fingers]
Oh. [snaps fingers]
I want to get my hair like yours. I really like it.
Isn't it so beautiful? It's beautiful, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Something like a perm, right? Something like that?
Mm-hmm. I have to turn that up.
Oh, it's so beautiful. It's beautiful.
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Oh, damn.
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There you go, babe. You're going to have that game beat faster than any of us.
Holy shit. Oh, man.
I wonder who's going to open up for that band later tonight.
This is supposed to be a good show, but I don't want to see--
I know, dude.
You're about to meet myself a girlfriend today.
It's going to be really good. It's going to be hot.
I'm so in love with the ladies tonight. Mm-hmm.
I need you guys to be my wait-men. Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Come in.
Um...
[chewing]
[breathing hard]
Oh, dude, I'm so close!
You better leave. Come on. Come on.
Must be the end of his last life.
[breathing hard]
Yes!
- You guys ready to go to the show? - Yeah.
- Dude, I beat it. - What?
- Yeah. - Oh, my god.
How did you get it so fast?
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