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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,845 --> 00:00:10,419 ♪♪ 2 00:00:10,502 --> 00:00:14,148 ♪ Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ♪ 3 00:00:14,232 --> 00:00:18,548 ♪ I'm exposed and it's no big surprise ♪ 4 00:00:18,632 --> 00:00:23,200 ♪ Don't you think I know exactly where I stand ♪ 5 00:00:23,325 --> 00:00:27,725 ♪ This world is forcing me to hold your hand ♪ 6 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,989 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl ♪ 7 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,790 ♪ Oh, little ol' me ♪ 8 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ Well, don't let me out of your sight ♪ 9 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:38,998 ♪ Oh, I'm just a girl ♪ 10 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,800 ♪ All pretty and petite ♪ 11 00:00:40,884 --> 00:00:45,913 ♪ So don't let me have any rights ♪ 12 00:00:46,039 --> 00:00:50,732 ♪ Ohhh I've had it up to here ♪ 13 00:00:54,714 --> 00:00:58,359 ♪ The moment that I step outside ♪ 14 00:00:58,484 --> 00:01:02,717 ♪ So many reasons for me to run and hide ♪ 15 00:01:02,843 --> 00:01:07,410 ♪ I can't do the little things I hold so dear ♪ 16 00:01:07,495 --> 00:01:09,841 ♪ It's all those little things ♪ 17 00:01:09,925 --> 00:01:12,481 ♪ That I fear ♪ 18 00:01:12,565 --> 00:01:14,535 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl ♪ 19 00:01:14,661 --> 00:01:16,462 ♪ I'd rather not be ♪ 20 00:01:16,547 --> 00:01:21,365 ♪ 'Cause they won't let me drive late at night ♪ 21 00:01:21,491 --> 00:01:23,419 ♪ Oh, I'm just a girl ♪ 22 00:01:23,545 --> 00:01:25,430 ♪ Guess I'm some kind of freak ♪ 23 00:01:25,514 --> 00:01:30,459 ♪ 'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes ♪ 24 00:01:30,585 --> 00:01:35,403 ♪ Ohhh Am I makin' myself ♪ 25 00:01:35,488 --> 00:01:37,415 ♪ Clear ♪ 26 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,606 ♪ I'm just a girl ♪ 27 00:01:44,036 --> 00:01:47,472 ♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪♪ 28 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:49,225 [WOMAN #1] How much is this, Lori? 29 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,227 [WOMAN #2] It's very expensive. 30 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,646 [WOMAN #1] It's very expensive. 31 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,648 Look, I got money to spend in here. 32 00:01:55,773 --> 00:01:58,610 I don't think we have anything for you. 33 00:01:58,693 --> 00:02:00,696 You're obviously in the wrong place. 34 00:02:00,779 --> 00:02:03,157 Please leave. 35 00:02:03,282 --> 00:02:07,161 [MICHELE] You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman, like, 36 times... 36 00:02:07,286 --> 00:02:10,164 I never get tired of making fun of it. 37 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:12,541 [ROMY] Oh, I know. 38 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:16,504 Aw, poor thing. Look, they won't let her shop. 39 00:02:16,587 --> 00:02:20,090 Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is. 40 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,468 [GIGGLES] I know! 41 00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:27,641 - ♪♪ [PIANO: MOURNFUL] - Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves. 42 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:30,435 It's, like, "boo-hoo." Uhh! 43 00:02:30,519 --> 00:02:32,312 [LAUGHS] 44 00:02:32,437 --> 00:02:35,023 But it is, actually, kind of sad. 45 00:02:35,106 --> 00:02:38,235 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 46 00:02:38,318 --> 00:02:41,363 Anything you see here, we can do. Get ready to have some fun. Okay? 47 00:02:41,488 --> 00:02:44,950 Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Francis, Tovah? Let's see it. Come on. 48 00:02:45,075 --> 00:02:46,952 [STIFLED GIGGLE] 49 00:02:47,077 --> 00:02:49,371 [TV CONTINUES, FAINT] 50 00:02:49,496 --> 00:02:54,085 I just get really happy when they finally let her shop. 51 00:02:55,711 --> 00:02:57,755 Okay, so I have nothing to wear. 52 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,883 We don't even have time to make anything new before we go out. 53 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:04,470 - Well, what about this? - Did you lose weight? 54 00:03:04,595 --> 00:03:07,849 Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented. 55 00:03:07,974 --> 00:03:11,894 All I've had to eat for the past six days are Gummi Bears, jelly beans and candy corns. 56 00:03:11,978 --> 00:03:14,730 God, I wish I had your discipline. 57 00:03:14,814 --> 00:03:18,317 - Oh, yeah. - ♪ This is it ♪ - ♪ Work this ♪ 58 00:03:18,401 --> 00:03:20,612 - ♪ Get it on, get it on, now ♪ - ♪ Here it is ♪♪ 59 00:03:20,737 --> 00:03:24,408 - I can't believe how cute I look. - I know! 60 00:03:24,533 --> 00:03:27,411 You know what? This is, like, the cutest we've ever looked. 61 00:03:27,536 --> 00:03:29,413 Oh, it's definitely the cutest. 62 00:03:29,538 --> 00:03:32,416 Don't you love how we can say that to each other... 63 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:34,418 and know we're not being conceited? 64 00:03:34,543 --> 00:03:37,004 Oh, I know. No, we're just being honest. 65 00:03:37,171 --> 00:03:40,424 ♪ Be my lover Wanna be my lover ♪ 66 00:03:40,549 --> 00:03:43,594 [CROWD SHOUTING, CHATTERING] 67 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:47,473 ♪ Forever, take your time You know you gotta be sure ♪ 68 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:50,602 ♪ Before I make you mine Baby, you gotta be sure ♪ 69 00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:54,189 ♪ You wanna be my lover Wanna be my lover ♪ 70 00:03:54,314 --> 00:03:56,441 - ♪♪ [CONTINUES] - God, I hope some cute guys get here tonight. 71 00:03:56,524 --> 00:03:58,443 - They were cute last night. - They were cute! 72 00:03:58,526 --> 00:04:00,445 - Really cute! - Ohh! 73 00:04:00,528 --> 00:04:02,822 Hey, Michele, Romy. 74 00:04:02,906 --> 00:04:05,658 - We'll take two Diet Cokes. - Right, with extra cherries. 75 00:04:05,742 --> 00:04:08,786 - Don't move. I'll be right back. - [MICHELE] Okay. 76 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:12,791 I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos. 77 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:15,794 - Ooh. - I hope I don't get indigestion. 78 00:04:15,878 --> 00:04:19,548 'Member that time I barfed from bad Mexican food? It was so gross. 79 00:04:19,632 --> 00:04:23,719 - Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public. - Me too! 80 00:04:23,844 --> 00:04:30,851 ♪♪ 81 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:34,855 I can't believe it. There are absolutely no guys here tonight. 82 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:37,525 I know. None. 83 00:04:37,651 --> 00:04:40,529 Come on, Michele, let's just go dance with ourselves. 84 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:42,280 Okay. 85 00:04:42,405 --> 00:04:44,407 [RAP] ♪ So put your hands in the air ♪ 86 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:47,077 ♪ 'Cause there's a party over here So grab yourself a beer ♪♪ 87 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:50,080 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 88 00:04:50,205 --> 00:04:53,667 Swear to God, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. 89 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:57,546 Do you wanna try to have sex some time, just to see if we are? 90 00:04:57,671 --> 00:04:59,506 What? Yeah, right, Michele. 91 00:04:59,589 --> 00:05:03,176 Just the thought of having sex with another woman creeps me out. 92 00:05:03,301 --> 00:05:04,929 ♪♪ 93 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:08,558 But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again. 94 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,435 - Okay. - ♪ Tell me, can you feel the ♪ 95 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,021 ♪ Masked girls comin' with the fever, fever, fever ♪ 96 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:17,733 [BEE GEES] ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 97 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,361 ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 98 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,321 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 99 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,323 ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 100 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,701 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 101 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:29,203 ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 102 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:31,498 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 103 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:33,792 ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 104 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,711 ♪ Stayin' alive Stayin' alive ♪ 105 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,380 - ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ - [ROMY, FAINT] Two-four-three? 106 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:42,551 - ♪ Stayin' alive ♪♪ - Two-four-three. 107 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,720 - Two-four-three. - [BUZZING] 108 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,558 - [BUZZING CONTINUES] - [ROMY ON PA] Two-four-three. 109 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,560 [ROMY CLEARS THROAT] 110 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,562 Two-four-three. 111 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,524 Service. 112 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,902 Number 2-4-3. 113 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:01,946 - [MAN] That's beautiful. Is that real wood? - [EXHALES] 114 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,948 [ON P.A.] During this century, boys. 115 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:07,368 [CLEARS THROAT] 116 00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:10,830 Come on, Ramon, quit jerking off and bring the car around. 117 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,626 [TIRES SCREECH, ENGINE OFF] 118 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,628 [DOOR CLOSES] 119 00:06:19,631 --> 00:06:21,549 It's about time. 120 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:23,552 Mmm! Romy. 121 00:06:23,636 --> 00:06:26,680 You are looking hot... today. 122 00:06:26,805 --> 00:06:30,017 Yeah, that's because I'm sweating like a pig in here. 123 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,020 The air conditioning's working in the service office. 124 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:36,440 You might want to come by and, uh, cool off later? 125 00:06:38,275 --> 00:06:40,194 Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen. 126 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:44,490 Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole. 127 00:06:44,573 --> 00:06:48,160 - Mmm. - [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 128 00:06:48,244 --> 00:06:50,163 I'm in a hurry. 129 00:06:50,247 --> 00:06:54,292 Well, I'm going as fast as I can, Miss... Mooney. 130 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,503 "Heather." 131 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:58,797 Heather Mooney? 132 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,383 From Sagebrush High in Tucson? 133 00:07:03,468 --> 00:07:05,554 Yeah? 134 00:07:05,679 --> 00:07:08,139 It's Romy. Romy White! 135 00:07:08,265 --> 00:07:10,141 - You're shittin' me. - No! 136 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:13,061 This is so weird! I didn't know you were living in LA. 137 00:07:13,144 --> 00:07:16,482 Well, now that you know, will we getting together a lot? 138 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:19,694 [BRAYING LAUGH] 139 00:07:19,819 --> 00:07:22,738 So, God, you're driving a new Jaguar? What do you do? 140 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:25,658 - Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? - The ones that burn down fast? 141 00:07:25,741 --> 00:07:28,661 Twice the taste in half the time for the gal on the go. 142 00:07:28,744 --> 00:07:30,830 I invented the quick-burning paper. 143 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,877 Wow. [CHUCKLES] 144 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,546 - You goin' to the reunion? - What reunion? 145 00:07:38,671 --> 00:07:41,717 Our ten-year high school reunion in Tucson. 146 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:44,761 You're kidding me. It's been ten years since high school? 147 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:46,763 God. Where have I been? 148 00:07:46,889 --> 00:07:48,599 I'm stumped. Where? 149 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:51,310 [LAUGHS] Anyway, are you going? 150 00:07:51,393 --> 00:07:53,562 I'd rather put this out in my ass. 151 00:07:54,855 --> 00:07:57,608 I wonder why we didn't get an invitation. 152 00:07:57,733 --> 00:08:00,611 I'm sure Michele would have told me if she got one. 153 00:08:00,736 --> 00:08:02,571 - Michele Weinberger? - Mm-hmm. 154 00:08:04,239 --> 00:08:06,158 Do you live with Michele Weinberger? 155 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:08,578 - Yeah. - [SHUDDERS, CHUCKLES] 156 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:12,040 I just thought she'd be married to Sandy by now. 157 00:08:12,165 --> 00:08:14,626 - Sandy Frink? [CHUCKLES] - Yes, Sandy Frink. 158 00:08:14,751 --> 00:08:17,629 He could barely contain his erection every time she was around. 159 00:08:17,754 --> 00:08:20,632 Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook? 160 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:23,134 The Frink-a-zoid and Michele? I'm sure. 161 00:08:23,218 --> 00:08:26,137 Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school? 162 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:29,641 I did not have a "thing." 163 00:08:29,766 --> 00:08:32,143 I did not have a "thing." 164 00:08:32,227 --> 00:08:34,730 I was very much in love with him. 165 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:37,274 Very much in love. There's a difference. 166 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,653 There's a difference. 167 00:08:41,779 --> 00:08:43,656 There's a difference. 168 00:08:45,366 --> 00:08:48,118 - [WHISPERS] I have to go now. - [RECEIPT PRINTING] 169 00:08:49,745 --> 00:08:51,705 - [TEARS RECEIPT] - Well... [CLEARS THROAT] 170 00:08:51,789 --> 00:08:56,335 I guess I won't be seeing you at the reunion, but I'll tell everyone you said "hi." 171 00:08:56,418 --> 00:09:00,799 Why don't you tell everyone to go fuck themselves for making my teen years a living hell. 172 00:09:00,924 --> 00:09:02,592 [LAUGHS] Oh, yeah, right. 173 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,596 Finally. 174 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,642 - [SIGHS] - [DIALING] 175 00:09:10,725 --> 00:09:14,896 Michele, you will never guess who I just ran into. 176 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,898 [GIGGLING] 177 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:21,528 - God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years. - I know. 178 00:09:21,653 --> 00:09:24,489 - [GASPS] There she is. - Ohh! 179 00:09:24,614 --> 00:09:27,118 God, she was so weird. 180 00:09:27,243 --> 00:09:29,120 She still is. 181 00:09:29,245 --> 00:09:32,123 Why was she always going behind that building? 182 00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:38,546 ♪♪ 183 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:42,550 ♪ It was long ago ♪ 184 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:46,554 ♪ Seems like yesterday ♪ 185 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:50,683 ♪ Saw you standin' in the rain ♪ 186 00:09:50,766 --> 00:09:52,686 - ♪ Then I heard you say ♪ - Got a light? 187 00:09:54,688 --> 00:09:57,232 ♪ I want to love but it comes out wrong ♪ 188 00:09:57,316 --> 00:10:00,068 - Thank you. Thank you! - ♪ I want to live ♪ 189 00:10:00,152 --> 00:10:01,820 - ♪ But I don't belong ♪ - Thank you! 190 00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:03,822 I really appreciate that... 191 00:10:03,906 --> 00:10:06,783 because I'm not a human being or anything, you pathetic turd! 192 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,536 ♪ Blood and roses ♪ 193 00:10:09,661 --> 00:10:13,040 ♪ Blood and roses Roses, roses ♪ 194 00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:17,044 - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] - ♪ Blood and roses, roses, roses ♪♪ 195 00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:21,633 There should be a cigarette you can smoke all the way through between classes. 196 00:10:21,716 --> 00:10:23,635 What a waste. 197 00:10:25,428 --> 00:10:27,514 - Okay, find us. - Oh. Okay. 198 00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:32,644 Oh, my God, do you remember what a big controversy it was... 199 00:10:32,727 --> 00:10:36,314 - for us to have our picture taken together? - [LAUGHING] 200 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:39,901 Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like, lodged that complaint and, you know... 201 00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:42,820 'cause, alphabetically, he was supposed to be between us. 202 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:48,035 Then we said, "Okay, Danny, if you wanna be between us... 203 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:51,664 you can come to Michele's house on Friday night and we'll be waiting." 204 00:10:51,747 --> 00:10:54,708 That's right. He came over and we're like, "Danny, it was a joke." 205 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:58,295 I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him! 206 00:10:58,420 --> 00:11:00,297 Oh, my God! 207 00:11:00,422 --> 00:11:02,341 Didn't he die? 208 00:11:04,009 --> 00:11:05,928 - I think so. - Yeah. 209 00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:10,392 Oh, my God, Michele. 210 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,602 - Look at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm. 211 00:11:12,727 --> 00:11:15,188 Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger... 212 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:18,608 Lisa Luder and Cheryl Quick. 213 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:20,235 So, who would you say... 214 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,404 was in the "B" group? 215 00:11:22,529 --> 00:11:25,615 Oh. The drama crowd. You know, like Casey Degan and Mark Black. 216 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:30,287 - Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest crush on Casey. 'Member? - Oh, yeah. 217 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,289 God, I wonder why he never liked me. 218 00:11:32,372 --> 00:11:33,707 ♪♪ 219 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,919 ♪ Young man, there's no need to feel down ♪ 220 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,921 - ♪ I said, young man... ♪♪ - [CAR HORN HONKING] 221 00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:41,924 So, what group would you say we were in? 222 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,927 Well, we definitely weren't in the "A" group. 223 00:11:45,011 --> 00:11:47,930 But we weren't really in the "B" group either. 224 00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:50,933 - Okay, we weren't in the "C" group, were we? - What? Oh, no. 225 00:11:51,017 --> 00:11:54,562 Michele, come on. That was, like, all the honor students and rejects. 226 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,732 - You know, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney. - Eeew, look at them. 227 00:11:57,815 --> 00:12:00,735 - We were definitely not in that group. - Ecch! 228 00:12:00,818 --> 00:12:04,323 - ♪ She blinded me with science ♪♪ - Michele! Oh, Michele! 229 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:06,325 Over here! 230 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:09,328 Want me to get your huge notebook for you? 231 00:12:09,453 --> 00:12:11,997 Heather, I wanna take another picture of you and Sandy for the yearbook! 232 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,499 [GASPS] I wanna interview you too... 233 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,294 because I think it would make a really interesting article for the Roundup. 234 00:12:17,419 --> 00:12:19,588 Ohh, Toby! Fuck off. 235 00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:22,633 Okay. But can I take a picture of you first? 236 00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:27,429 So, Romy, what group were we in? 237 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,808 You know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group. 238 00:12:30,892 --> 00:12:33,811 I think maybe we were more like loners. 239 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:37,106 Oh, my God! There we are! 240 00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:39,192 [MICHELE] Yeah, and alone. Look. 241 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,570 Even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kinda fat... 242 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,572 we were still totally cutting edge. 243 00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:47,200 - I love it when it's hamburger day. - Uh-huh. 244 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,202 - [TOBY] Okay, smile! - [SHUTTER CLICKS] 245 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,037 Great! Thanks a lot! 246 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,164 - Oh, please. - [TOBY] Can I take your picture? 247 00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:57,962 Hello, girls. Don't forget you have detention after school today. 248 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,964 Oh, we won't, Mr. Lish. 249 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,258 We're really looking forward to it. 250 00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:05,553 ♪♪ 251 00:13:05,678 --> 00:13:07,763 - [SNICKERS, LAUGHS] - [GIGGLES] 252 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,975 - God! - Can you believe he just got married? 253 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,310 Like, how desperate is she? 254 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:16,313 I know. It's like: "Hi. This is my husband. 255 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:19,692 He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality." 256 00:13:19,775 --> 00:13:22,863 ♪ He's the kind of man that I desire ♪ 257 00:13:24,406 --> 00:13:27,534 ♪ Sets the summer sun on fire ♪ 258 00:13:29,077 --> 00:13:30,954 ♪ I want candy ♪ 259 00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:32,956 [ROMY] Oh, my God. 260 00:13:33,081 --> 00:13:34,457 - ♪ I want candy ♪ - Michele. 261 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:36,459 Billy Christianson. 262 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:37,544 ♪♪ 263 00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:39,546 Oh, he's so cute. 264 00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:42,966 - He is cute. - Really cute. 265 00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:45,302 ♪♪ 266 00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:47,305 Hi, Billy. 267 00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:49,473 ♪ Hey ♪ 268 00:13:49,557 --> 00:13:51,100 ♪ Hey ♪ 269 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,187 ♪ Hey ♪ 270 00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:55,563 ♪ Hey ♪♪ 271 00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:57,565 - [BILLY CHORTLING] - Oh! Billy! 272 00:13:57,690 --> 00:13:59,609 Gosh, you're so slimy! 273 00:14:00,985 --> 00:14:04,655 I cannot believe he's with Christie Masters. 274 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:07,658 I know. She is, like, so transparent. 275 00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:10,036 Did you hear her report in Miss Weigatt's class? 276 00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:14,082 She actually thinks she's gonna be a TV anchorwoman. What a "deludanoid." 277 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,127 [GIGGLING] 278 00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:19,504 Those weirdos are staring at us again. 279 00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:22,633 - They're obsessed with us. - Look at what they're wearing. 280 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:25,469 Where do you even get outfits that hideous? 281 00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:28,472 They made them in Home Ec from their own patterns. 282 00:14:28,597 --> 00:14:31,141 Actually, I think they're semi-interesting. 283 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:38,023 In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind. 284 00:14:39,484 --> 00:14:41,486 Christie, come on. I'm hungry. 285 00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:44,656 No, Billy, wait. I wanna have some fun. 286 00:14:44,781 --> 00:14:46,658 Lisa, gimme the bag. 287 00:14:46,783 --> 00:14:48,660 [GIGGLES] 288 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,539 Here you go. 289 00:14:52,622 --> 00:14:55,792 You are so bad. [GIGGLES] 290 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:58,962 What? What? 291 00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:02,632 She is out of control. [GIGGLING] 292 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:07,054 Michele, Christie Masters is coming over here. 293 00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:10,057 [MICHELE] Wow. She never comes over. 294 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:12,059 Okay, just act cool. 295 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,106 Hi. 296 00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:18,941 - Hi. - Hi, Christie. 297 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:22,903 So, you girls gonna try out for the spring musical? 298 00:15:23,028 --> 00:15:26,907 - Us? - Yeah. You should. 299 00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:29,076 It'll be fun. 300 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:32,122 Okay. Why not? 301 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:34,875 - [BRACE SQUEAKS] - Yeah! So, um, what musical are they doing? 302 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,711 - The Music Man. - You're kidding! 303 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:42,215 ♪ Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-comin' down the street ♪ 304 00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:44,217 - I love The Music Man. - [SQUEAK] 305 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:46,052 Okay. 306 00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:51,099 - Can I have the rest of this? - Um, w... 307 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,686 Mmm. 308 00:15:54,769 --> 00:15:56,688 It's good. 309 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:01,152 - See ya! - [SQUEAK] 310 00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:06,240 She can be really nice when she wants to be. 311 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,618 Michele! [GIGGLES] 312 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:15,708 - Uh-oh, don't look now. Here comes the Frink-a-zoid. - Oh, God, he is such a geek. 313 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,419 - Hi, Michele. - [SQUEAK] 314 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,589 Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today. 315 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,676 - Okay. See you in Biology. - [SQUEAK] 316 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:30,015 I-I-I thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that... 317 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,393 Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back. 318 00:16:33,518 --> 00:16:35,395 What? 319 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,982 - She stuck... - Michele, you do have magnets on your back. 320 00:16:39,107 --> 00:16:41,610 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 321 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,612 - [GIRLS LAUGHING] - Oh, my God. Help me. 322 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,614 Oh, my God. 323 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,574 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 324 00:16:49,326 --> 00:16:52,914 Don't let them see you get upset. That's what they want. 325 00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:54,749 - Oh, my God. - [LAUGHING] 326 00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:59,420 - Hey! - I'm pretending you just did something hilarious. 327 00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,839 Now you laugh at me. Do it! 328 00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:08,471 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 329 00:17:14,018 --> 00:17:15,896 God, that was so rude. 330 00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:19,817 - I mean, you couldn't help it if you had scoliosis. - I know. 331 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:23,863 And what a bitch, taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that? 332 00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,699 [GASPS] God, remember the prom? 333 00:17:26,824 --> 00:17:29,660 - You got so thin by then. - Oh, I know. 334 00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:32,830 I was so lucky getting mono. That was, like, the best diet ever. 335 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:34,915 [SIGHS] 336 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,919 I wonder if I'd gotten my brace off sooner if somebody would've invited me. 337 00:17:39,044 --> 00:17:41,213 I mean, other than Sandy Frink. 338 00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,508 Well, nobody invited me either. 339 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:48,388 Well, at least we looked fantastic, and that is the most important thing. 340 00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:51,016 ♪ We were cool on craze ♪ 341 00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:53,393 Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really. 342 00:17:53,476 --> 00:17:55,395 - ♪ When I, you ♪ - [GIGGLING] 343 00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:57,814 - Look, it's the Madonna twins. - ♪ And everyone we knew ♪ 344 00:17:57,898 --> 00:18:00,609 - [LAUGHING CONTINUES] - ♪ Could believe, do ♪ 345 00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:02,319 ♪ And share in what was true Oh, I said ♪ 346 00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:04,487 Okay, this is so typical. 347 00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:07,949 Of course we're the only ones who don't look like we're going to a hoedown. 348 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:11,579 - Oh, I know. This town is, like, so unhip. - Ecchh. 349 00:18:11,704 --> 00:18:14,957 - I can't wait till we move to L.A. - Me too! 350 00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:18,502 Everything's gonna happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back. 351 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,504 Okay. 352 00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:22,506 ♪ Dance hall days ♪ 353 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:25,176 ♪♪ 354 00:18:25,301 --> 00:18:27,553 - ♪ Dance hall days ♪ - Oh! Oh! Ohh! 355 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,889 That hurt, but it looked really good. 356 00:18:29,972 --> 00:18:32,516 - ♪ Dance hall days ♪ - [APPLAUSE] 357 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,353 - [SHOUTING, LAUGHING, APPLAUSE CONTINUES] - Oh, everybody! 358 00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:36,897 - ♪ Dance hall, dance hall ♪♪ - Okay, everyone. 359 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,734 Um, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. 360 00:18:40,859 --> 00:18:44,488 It's time to announce the king and queen of the prom. 361 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,490 Ohh! 362 00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:49,117 And the winners are... 363 00:18:49,201 --> 00:18:50,786 [GIGGLES] 364 00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:54,873 Billy Christianson and Christie Masters! 365 00:18:54,957 --> 00:18:58,126 - [SCREAMING, APPLAUSE] - Ohh! Ohh! 366 00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,753 - ♪♪ [FANFARE] - Duh. 367 00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:02,757 - ♪♪ [CONTINUES] - Oh, it's me! 368 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,885 - Ohhh! Aaah! - [APPLAUSE CONTINUES] 369 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,221 Boo-hoo! I'm so surprised! 370 00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,139 Thank you. Thank you. 371 00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:13,142 God, Billy looks cute in his tux. 372 00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:15,728 - He does look cute. - Really cute. 373 00:19:15,812 --> 00:19:18,231 - [APPLAUSE CONTINUES] - ♪♪ [ENDS] 374 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:23,069 Do you think, since this is the last night of school and I might never see him again... 375 00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:24,779 that maybe he would dance with me? 376 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:29,034 I bet he would. I mean, it's senior prom. 377 00:19:29,159 --> 00:19:31,996 Nobody's gonna say "no" to anyone tonight. 378 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:36,584 ♪♪ [ROCK] 379 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:41,171 ♪♪ 380 00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:43,299 Michele... 381 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:46,510 since this is the last night of school and all... 382 00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,971 would you care to dance with me once? 383 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,848 No. [SCOFFS] 384 00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:53,935 ♪♪ 385 00:19:54,019 --> 00:19:55,937 I'll dance with you! 386 00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:57,355 ♪♪ 387 00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:59,357 Nah. 388 00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:02,360 It's no fun unless you really love the person. 389 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:04,362 ♪♪ 390 00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:06,740 Thanks anyway. 391 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:10,243 Okay, who can name the capitals of all the 50 states? 392 00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:12,662 Okay, Toby. Fuck off! 393 00:20:12,787 --> 00:20:14,664 Heather! 394 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:16,875 Can't you be a little bit more sensitive? 395 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,587 Me? Me? 396 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,589 Me be more sensitive? 397 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:24,300 You are a jerk-off! 398 00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:27,762 ♪ Another kiss is what it takes ♪ 399 00:20:27,845 --> 00:20:29,597 - Albuquerque. - ♪ You can't sleep ♪ 400 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,474 - ♪ You can't eat ♪ - Albany. 401 00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,185 ♪ There's no doubt ♪ 402 00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:36,395 ♪ You're in deep ♪ 403 00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:40,149 ♪ Your throat is tight You can't breathe ♪ 404 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:43,945 ♪ Another kiss is all you need ♪ 405 00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:46,198 - ♪ Whoa-oh-ohh ♪ - Why... 406 00:20:46,281 --> 00:20:48,659 - are you tormenting me? - ♪ You like to think you're immune to the stuff ♪ 407 00:20:48,784 --> 00:20:53,205 - Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself. - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 408 00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:56,625 Brain-dead redneck asshole! 409 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,252 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 410 00:20:58,377 --> 00:21:00,087 ♪ You know, you're gonna have to face it ♪ 411 00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:02,130 ♪ You're addicted to love ♪ 412 00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:06,510 ♪ You see the signs but you can't read ♪ 413 00:21:06,593 --> 00:21:10,681 ♪ You're runnin' at a different speed ♪ 414 00:21:10,764 --> 00:21:15,019 ♪ Your heart beats in double time ♪ 415 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:17,021 - ♪ Another kiss ♪ - Um, Billy? 416 00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:19,065 ♪ And you'll be mine ♪ 417 00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:21,234 - Hi. - ♪ A one-track mind ♪ 418 00:21:21,317 --> 00:21:23,903 - ♪ You can't be saved ♪ - Do you wanna dance? 419 00:21:24,028 --> 00:21:26,573 ♪ Oblivion is all you crave ♪ 420 00:21:26,698 --> 00:21:29,951 I mean, uh, it's just 'cause this song is, like, so great. 421 00:21:30,076 --> 00:21:32,745 Mmm, never mind. 422 00:21:32,871 --> 00:21:36,499 Uh, unless, you know, you want to. 423 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,627 - ♪ Whoa, you like to think ♪ - Yeah. I me... 424 00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:41,088 - ♪ That you're immune to the stuff ♪ - Y-Y... Sure. Why not? 425 00:21:41,171 --> 00:21:42,715 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 426 00:21:42,798 --> 00:21:45,718 - Really? - Wh... Um... 427 00:21:45,801 --> 00:21:48,095 - ♪ It's closer to the truth ♪ - Could you wait here? 428 00:21:48,178 --> 00:21:50,097 - ♪ To say you can't get enough ♪ - I-I'll be right back. 429 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:52,516 - Okay. - ♪ You know, you're gonna have to face it ♪ 430 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,476 ♪ You're addicted to love ♪ 431 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,439 ♪ Might as well face it You're addicted to love ♪ 432 00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:00,691 - ♪ Might as well face it ♪ - Hey, Christie. 433 00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:04,154 - ♪ You're addicted to love ♪ - That Romy girl just asked me to dance with her. 434 00:22:04,237 --> 00:22:07,616 - ♪ Might as well face it ♪ - Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, that's pathetic. 435 00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:10,660 - ♪ Might as well face it ♪♪ - W-W-W-What should I do? 436 00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:13,413 - ♪♪ [SONG CHANGES: RAPID TEMPO] - Let me take care of this. 437 00:22:13,538 --> 00:22:19,920 ♪♪ 438 00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:22,714 - Michele! - [GASPS] Oh, God! Okay, so what did he say? 439 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:25,592 "Sure. Why not?" 440 00:22:25,675 --> 00:22:27,969 - Oh, my God! - [BOTH SQUEALING, LAUGHING] 441 00:22:28,053 --> 00:22:29,512 ♪♪ 442 00:22:29,597 --> 00:22:31,515 Thanks a lot, Romy. 443 00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:33,517 What? 444 00:22:33,601 --> 00:22:35,686 Thanks for stealing my boyfriend. 445 00:22:35,811 --> 00:22:39,023 - What are you talking about? - Billy just broke up with me. 446 00:22:39,148 --> 00:22:42,026 Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr. Roswell's class. 447 00:22:42,151 --> 00:22:46,739 Now that he knows you like him, he doesn't want to "pretend" with me anymore. 448 00:22:46,822 --> 00:22:50,243 My life was perfect and you ruined it. 449 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:52,828 [SOBS, SQUEALS] 450 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:56,375 I swear to God, Christie, I didn't even think he'd dance with me. 451 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,377 - ♪ It's not too late to whip it ♪ - Wow. 452 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,587 - ♪ Whip it good ♪♪ - She is really P.O.'d. 453 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,507 - This is so cool! - I know! 454 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,509 You know what is so weird? 455 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,512 I had this dream where Billy was, like, in love with me. 456 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:12,307 He was in a wheelchair, but it's like it's coming true or something! 457 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,685 - Uh-huh. - How's my hair? 458 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,646 Perfect. Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots. 459 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,648 It's, like, not even funny. 460 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,026 - I have to say, - [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING] 461 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:26,030 this is turning out to be one of the very best nights of my entire life. 462 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,701 ♪ [SONG CHANGES: SLOW TEMPO] 463 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:36,833 ♪♪ 464 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:45,258 ♪ Lyin' in my bed I hear the clock tick ♪ 465 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,844 ♪ And think of you ♪ 466 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,723 ♪ Caught up in circles ♪ 467 00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:55,102 ♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪ 468 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:59,023 ♪ Flashback to warm nights ♪ 469 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,359 ♪ Almost left behind ♪ 470 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:06,071 - ♪ Suitcase of memories ♪ - Maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom. 471 00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:08,073 - You want me to go check? - ♪ Time after ♪ 472 00:24:08,157 --> 00:24:11,327 - ♪ Sometimes you picture me ♪ - He's not in the bathroom, Michele. 473 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:15,165 ♪ I'm walkin' too far ahead ♪ 474 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:18,418 - I'll dance with you, Romy. - ♪ You're callin' to me ♪ 475 00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:22,505 - ♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪ - Okay. Okay. 476 00:24:22,589 --> 00:24:26,593 ♪ Then you say "Go slow" ♪ 477 00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:30,597 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 478 00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:33,016 ♪ The second hand unwinds ♪ 479 00:24:33,141 --> 00:24:37,896 ♪ If you're lost you can look and you will find me ♪ 480 00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:40,650 ♪ Time after time ♪ 481 00:24:40,775 --> 00:24:45,279 ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪ 482 00:24:45,363 --> 00:24:47,698 ♪ Time after time ♪ 483 00:24:47,782 --> 00:24:52,495 ♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪ 484 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:55,164 ♪ Time after time ♪ 485 00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:59,752 - ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪ - ♪ I will be waiting ♪ 486 00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:02,421 ♪ Time after time ♪ 487 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,508 ♪ Time after time ♪♪ 488 00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:07,636 We just waited and waited. 489 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:10,097 God, I was such an idiot. 490 00:25:10,222 --> 00:25:14,893 Wait till he sees you now. You are so much cuter than you were in high school. 491 00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:17,813 - I guess I'm cuter. - Yeah! 492 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:21,441 And look at the way we live... I mean, our lifestyle, you know. 493 00:25:21,525 --> 00:25:24,611 We live in LA and they are still stuck in Tucson. 494 00:25:27,739 --> 00:25:29,616 You know what, Michele? 495 00:25:29,741 --> 00:25:31,618 You're right. 496 00:25:31,743 --> 00:25:35,206 We are gonna go back there and blow them away. 497 00:25:38,585 --> 00:25:41,254 Boy, there's a lot of questions to answer. 498 00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:43,631 Why do we have to fill these out? 499 00:25:43,756 --> 00:25:47,260 - They wanna know what we've been doing for the past ten years. - Oh. 500 00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:49,596 Okay, here we go. 501 00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:51,598 - Ahh! - "Name." 502 00:25:51,681 --> 00:25:55,101 - Ohh, we're having so much fun already! - Oh, I know! 503 00:25:55,226 --> 00:25:58,688 - I cannot wait for this reunion! - [GASPS] Me too! 504 00:25:58,814 --> 00:26:03,360 - Oh! Uhh! - "Occupation." Cashier. 505 00:26:03,485 --> 00:26:06,655 - Unemployed. - No. Don't write that. 506 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:09,575 Um, your last job was as a salesgirl? 507 00:26:09,658 --> 00:26:12,536 So say you were a freelance fashion consultant. 508 00:26:12,661 --> 00:26:14,455 Oooh! Clever. 509 00:26:14,538 --> 00:26:17,124 "Relationship status. Married." 510 00:26:17,249 --> 00:26:19,126 Nope. 511 00:26:19,251 --> 00:26:21,337 - "Engaged." - No. 512 00:26:21,462 --> 00:26:23,631 - "Living with someone." - Should I say you? 513 00:26:23,714 --> 00:26:25,759 I guess so. 514 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,386 Okay. 515 00:26:31,848 --> 00:26:34,559 - You know, Michele... - Yeah? 516 00:26:34,643 --> 00:26:36,561 now that I'm looking at this... 517 00:26:36,645 --> 00:26:38,563 Uh-huh? 518 00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:41,608 our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought. 519 00:26:41,691 --> 00:26:44,110 - They don't? - Well, do you think it's impressive... 520 00:26:44,194 --> 00:26:47,697 that we're still single, we've been living together for ten years... 521 00:26:47,781 --> 00:26:49,699 I'm a cashier and you're unemployed? 522 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:53,120 Well, not super impressive. 523 00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:56,540 Well, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people? 524 00:26:56,624 --> 00:26:58,918 Well... 525 00:26:59,043 --> 00:27:00,628 Oh. 526 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,263 Romy, I still really, really, really wanna go. 527 00:27:10,388 --> 00:27:12,265 I know. Me too. 528 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:15,685 Well, then, can't we just, like, think of something? 529 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:20,440 Okay, well, the reunion is still, like, two weeks away, right? 530 00:27:20,566 --> 00:27:22,568 Right. 531 00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:27,114 And all we really need is maybe, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right? 532 00:27:27,197 --> 00:27:29,616 Yeah! 533 00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:34,204 But, okay, if those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them? 534 00:27:34,329 --> 00:27:36,331 Well, we never really tried before. 535 00:27:36,415 --> 00:27:40,002 We never really had a good reason, like going to a reunion, to motivate us. 536 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:42,170 That's true. 537 00:27:42,254 --> 00:27:46,759 Okay, so we're just gonna have to make ourselves more impressive, that's all. 538 00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:50,763 I'm gonna go bag us some boyfriends while you can look for a cool new job. 539 00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:53,433 - Okay. - Plus, I hate to say it... 540 00:27:53,558 --> 00:27:56,561 but I really think that we should lose some weight. 541 00:27:56,644 --> 00:27:58,563 Oh. 542 00:28:00,148 --> 00:28:02,358 Oh. 543 00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:04,736 [WHIMPERS] Okay. 544 00:28:04,861 --> 00:28:09,282 I don't think that one chip makes a difference. It wasn't even a whole chip. 545 00:28:09,407 --> 00:28:11,660 - ♪♪ [DANCE] - [HOOTING, YELLING] 546 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:20,085 All right, according to this chart... 547 00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:22,671 if we want to lose a pound a day... 548 00:28:22,755 --> 00:28:25,674 we have to burn twice as many calories as we eat. 549 00:28:25,758 --> 00:28:29,637 So that means if we want to burn 4,000 calories... 550 00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:33,474 we only have to run 20 miles a day. 551 00:28:34,725 --> 00:28:36,645 Hey, Romy, 'member Mrs. Chivas' class? 552 00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:38,647 There was, like, always a word problem. 553 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:41,650 Like, if there's a guy in a rowboat going "X" miles... 554 00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:45,153 and the current is going, like, you know, some... other miles... 555 00:28:45,278 --> 00:28:47,572 how long does it take him to get to town? 556 00:28:47,656 --> 00:28:52,619 It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat? 557 00:28:52,702 --> 00:28:54,621 Okay, guys, let's jump. 558 00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,335 - Hey, Michele. - Yeah? 559 00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:02,546 What does this remind you of? 560 00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:05,675 Oh, I know. This lady is totally sick. 561 00:29:13,349 --> 00:29:15,685 Um, let me just say that, um... 562 00:29:15,768 --> 00:29:18,688 I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line. 563 00:29:18,771 --> 00:29:23,025 If you would just give me a chance, I know I could, like, sell the shit out of the stuff. 564 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:25,403 And, um, to me... 565 00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:27,405 fashion is just, it's like... 566 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:30,909 everything. 567 00:29:30,993 --> 00:29:33,120 By the way, that blouse... Hi. 568 00:29:33,203 --> 00:29:36,206 - That blouse looks great on you. - Uh, thank you. 569 00:29:36,331 --> 00:29:38,584 And see, I make a great salesperson... 570 00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:43,171 'cause I have, like, this really believable way of telling people that they look really good... 571 00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:45,716 even though I'm just, like... you know. 572 00:29:49,761 --> 00:29:52,180 I think she heard me. 573 00:29:53,599 --> 00:29:55,518 Thank you so much for coming. 574 00:29:56,978 --> 00:29:58,897 That's okay. You're welcome. 575 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:01,149 [BRITISH ACCENT] I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff. 576 00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:04,903 - You aren't taking on any what? - Staff. Employees. 577 00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:07,030 Ohh! Oh, staff! 578 00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:10,033 I didn't understand with your big accent. [LAUGHS] 579 00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:12,035 I couldn't figure it out. 580 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,704 Okay. 581 00:30:14,787 --> 00:30:16,706 [SCOFFS] Fine. 582 00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:19,709 You really shouldn't let people fill out applications... 583 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:23,714 if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here. 584 00:30:23,797 --> 00:30:27,217 - It's a compli... - No, no. That's all I have to say. 585 00:30:27,343 --> 00:30:29,219 Good-bye. 586 00:30:29,345 --> 00:30:32,097 ♪ If there ain't no love then there ain't no use ♪ 587 00:30:32,181 --> 00:30:36,143 ♪ Ohh, better walk on by Better walk on through ♪ 588 00:30:36,227 --> 00:30:39,605 Hi. Hey, um, great suit. 589 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:42,524 - Is that an Armani? - Yes. Yes, it is. 590 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:45,527 I thought so. So, what do you do? 591 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:48,531 - I'm a suit salesman. - ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 592 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:50,533 Would you excuse me? 593 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:54,621 I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood. 594 00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:58,583 ♪ Ohh, if there ain't no love then there ain't no use ♪ 595 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:02,462 ♪ Ohh, better walk on by Better walk on through ♪ 596 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:05,799 ♪ Hey, hey, there's a woman in the world that you can't use ♪ 597 00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,801 ♪ Oooohh, yeah ♪ 598 00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:12,515 ♪ Ain't no love Ain't no use ♪ 599 00:31:12,598 --> 00:31:14,767 ♪ Ain't no love ♪♪ 600 00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:19,021 My first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay. 601 00:31:19,105 --> 00:31:23,776 Well, thank you. Unfortunately we don't have any openings here right now. 602 00:31:23,859 --> 00:31:25,778 - Are you serious? - Mmm. 603 00:31:25,861 --> 00:31:29,240 Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet. 604 00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:33,536 Okay, well, what street would that be on? 605 00:31:33,619 --> 00:31:35,746 [ALL GRUNTING] 606 00:31:54,474 --> 00:31:56,393 Come on, Michele. 607 00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:59,813 At this point any job is better than no job at all. 608 00:32:00,689 --> 00:32:03,525 A discount outlet? Me? 609 00:32:05,194 --> 00:32:07,739 Fine. 610 00:32:07,822 --> 00:32:10,116 So, any boyfriends yet? 611 00:32:10,199 --> 00:32:12,118 No. 612 00:32:12,201 --> 00:32:14,078 All the guys with good jobs... 613 00:32:14,162 --> 00:32:16,122 must be going to some other club. 614 00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:20,668 You know where Dana met her new boyfriend? He's a William Morris agent. 615 00:32:20,752 --> 00:32:23,880 Oh! Show biz! Good job! Where? 616 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:28,885 Hi. My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic. 617 00:32:28,968 --> 00:32:32,473 - [ALL] Hi, Romy! - Hey. 618 00:32:32,556 --> 00:32:36,060 And you also get a five-percent employee discount... 619 00:32:36,143 --> 00:32:38,687 over and above our everyday low prices. 620 00:32:38,771 --> 00:32:42,066 [MALE CUSTOMER] You could make curtains for the motor home with this. 621 00:32:42,149 --> 00:32:45,611 [CLEARS THROAT] I got this tie for a dollar. 622 00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:48,822 - You paid a whole dollar for that? - You betcha. 623 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:51,659 [SQUEAKS] Oh. 624 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:57,582 - [CUSTOMER COUGHING] - She's one of our regulars. 625 00:32:57,666 --> 00:32:59,793 [BABY SCREAMING] 626 00:32:59,918 --> 00:33:01,920 So, what do you think? 627 00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:04,547 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 628 00:33:04,631 --> 00:33:07,550 I-I'd like to go... away. 629 00:33:19,604 --> 00:33:22,482 I know I'm supposed to wait in that line, but listen... 630 00:33:22,607 --> 00:33:26,612 I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency. 631 00:33:26,696 --> 00:33:28,948 Our cutoff is 25. 632 00:33:29,031 --> 00:33:30,950 Try VH-1. 633 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,556 The reunion's less than a week away. 634 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,559 I just can't believe you turned down a job. 635 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:58,562 I thought the idea was to impress people. 636 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:02,774 How am I gonna impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart? 637 00:34:05,819 --> 00:34:08,697 - [BEEP] - I'm sick of this. I'm gonna go weigh myself. 638 00:34:08,822 --> 00:34:10,699 [BEEP] 639 00:34:21,252 --> 00:34:23,129 Oh, God! 640 00:34:23,254 --> 00:34:27,258 I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound! 641 00:34:27,342 --> 00:34:31,930 That's impossible. Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes? 642 00:34:32,055 --> 00:34:35,224 Just forget it. I'm not going. 643 00:34:35,308 --> 00:34:37,226 What? 644 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:39,604 Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots. 645 00:34:39,687 --> 00:34:43,859 We can't get jobs and boyfriends and lose weight in two weeks. 646 00:34:43,943 --> 00:34:47,363 But I thought you said we could. 647 00:34:47,488 --> 00:34:49,657 [SHOWER RUNNING] 648 00:35:12,222 --> 00:35:14,140 Wow. 649 00:35:14,224 --> 00:35:17,435 God, the top female executives are all so pretty. 650 00:35:19,562 --> 00:35:22,607 Those aren't the actual executives, Michele. Those are models. 651 00:35:22,732 --> 00:35:25,944 Oh, I thought they looked familiar. 652 00:35:26,027 --> 00:35:29,406 God, they really look like executives, don't they? 653 00:35:29,531 --> 00:35:32,409 That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits and phony glasses... 654 00:35:32,534 --> 00:35:34,412 and carrying briefcases. 655 00:35:34,537 --> 00:35:37,415 Huh. 656 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,959 Oh, my God, Michele. That's it! 657 00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:43,588 We can go to the reunion and just pretend to be successful. 658 00:35:43,671 --> 00:35:45,965 Who's gonna know? They're in Tucson, we're here. 659 00:35:46,048 --> 00:35:48,926 We could just show up looking like businesswomen. 660 00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:51,345 Oh, my God! [LAUGHS] 661 00:35:51,429 --> 00:35:53,347 Wait... Ohh. 662 00:35:53,431 --> 00:35:56,350 If the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova... 663 00:35:56,434 --> 00:35:59,353 won't they know we're not really businesswomen? 664 00:35:59,437 --> 00:36:01,815 If you can make us the clothes... 665 00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:04,651 I can get us the car. [CHUCKLES] 666 00:36:06,612 --> 00:36:09,489 [LOUD RATCHETING, MECHANICS TALKING] 667 00:36:11,533 --> 00:36:14,453 [ALL LAUGHING] 668 00:36:16,413 --> 00:36:18,999 - ♪♪ ["THE BLUE DANUBE"] - Clear out, boys. 669 00:36:19,082 --> 00:36:21,627 I need to talk to Ramon. 670 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:23,337 Go! 671 00:36:23,462 --> 00:36:25,339 [CLICKS TV OFF] 672 00:36:27,842 --> 00:36:30,428 Yes, cara mia? 673 00:36:30,511 --> 00:36:34,390 Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to... 674 00:36:34,474 --> 00:36:37,310 and we need to show up in a really cool car. 675 00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:39,479 - Yes? - Todd told me... 676 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:43,900 he gave you a great deal on an XJS convertible and that you're fixing it up. 677 00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:46,236 Yeah? 678 00:36:46,319 --> 00:36:48,238 So... 679 00:36:49,697 --> 00:36:51,616 can I borrow your car? 680 00:36:52,701 --> 00:36:54,620 If I loan you my car... 681 00:36:54,703 --> 00:36:57,248 what do I get? 682 00:36:58,332 --> 00:37:00,334 Uh, what do you want? 683 00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:02,419 Ohh, Romy... 684 00:37:02,544 --> 00:37:04,755 you know what I want. 685 00:37:04,838 --> 00:37:08,717 Forget it! I'm not gonna have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car! 686 00:37:08,801 --> 00:37:11,095 I gotta get something. 687 00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,849 Okay. 688 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:18,561 Close the blinds... 689 00:37:18,645 --> 00:37:21,773 and we'll work something out. 690 00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:27,153 [ROMY] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon! 691 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:30,532 - Ohh, Ramon. Ohh! Ohh! - Check this out. 692 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:33,076 - Oh, yes. Ohh. - Oh, yeah. 693 00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:36,079 - Oh, man! - [ROMY CONTINUES MOANING] 694 00:37:36,162 --> 00:37:39,082 - Ohh, Ramon! Ohh, Ramon! - Yes. Go. 695 00:37:39,165 --> 00:37:41,626 - [HOOTING] - Ohh! Oh, yes! 696 00:37:41,751 --> 00:37:43,920 Mi capitán! Mi amor! 697 00:37:44,004 --> 00:37:46,173 You are Columbus and I am America. 698 00:37:46,299 --> 00:37:49,927 Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me! 699 00:37:50,011 --> 00:37:53,681 Hey, uh... Explosions. The earth is moving. 700 00:37:53,764 --> 00:37:57,560 Explosions! The earth is moving! 701 00:37:57,685 --> 00:38:00,563 [GIGGLING, WHISPERING] Oh, is that an earthquake? 702 00:38:00,688 --> 00:38:02,940 No. It's Ramon. 703 00:38:03,024 --> 00:38:04,942 [ROMY] Is that an earthquake? 704 00:38:05,026 --> 00:38:07,778 No, it's Ramon! 705 00:38:07,862 --> 00:38:10,656 Aaaaah! It's Ramon! 706 00:38:10,781 --> 00:38:14,494 [WHISPERING] Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand! 707 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:17,039 What? I'm sorry. I don't think so. 708 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:19,166 Well, say something nice about my penis. 709 00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:23,795 Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful, I'm coming. 710 00:38:23,879 --> 00:38:25,797 Okay, thanks. Get off me now. 711 00:38:25,881 --> 00:38:29,508 - Aw, come on, wh... - You wanted it to be believable. 712 00:38:29,634 --> 00:38:31,510 Awwww. 713 00:38:31,636 --> 00:38:34,555 ♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪ 714 00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:39,392 ♪ That's all that you'll let me be ♪ 715 00:38:39,476 --> 00:38:43,188 ♪ Oh, I'm just a girl livin' in captivity ♪♪ 716 00:38:43,271 --> 00:38:46,608 ♪♪ [CAR HORN: "LA CUCARACHA"] 717 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:49,610 - Whoo! - Oh, my God! You did it! 718 00:38:49,735 --> 00:38:51,612 Yeah, I did. 719 00:38:51,737 --> 00:38:54,531 All right, let's get going. 720 00:38:54,615 --> 00:38:57,993 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. [GASPS] 721 00:38:58,077 --> 00:39:00,620 What'd you have to do to get it? 722 00:39:00,703 --> 00:39:03,665 I had to give all the guys in the service department hand jobs. 723 00:39:03,748 --> 00:39:08,086 Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs from high school... 724 00:39:08,169 --> 00:39:10,088 to get us in the mood. 725 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:12,089 - Michele. - Huh? 726 00:39:12,172 --> 00:39:14,591 - I was kidding. - What? 727 00:39:14,716 --> 00:39:17,636 You actually think I would do something like that? 728 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,429 For a car? 729 00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:23,516 - Okay, just get in. - Okay. 730 00:39:29,647 --> 00:39:32,524 Hey, look what else I got us, little lady. 731 00:39:32,649 --> 00:39:35,068 Oh, my God! It's a flip phone! 732 00:39:35,151 --> 00:39:37,070 - Uh-huh. - How did you get this? 733 00:39:37,153 --> 00:39:39,072 I bought it. 734 00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:44,702 Okay. 735 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,251 - Are ya ready? - Ready. 736 00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:55,670 - Let's do it. - [ENGINE STARTING] 737 00:39:55,753 --> 00:39:57,839 ♪ Tonight I gotta cut loose ♪ 738 00:39:57,922 --> 00:39:59,632 - ♪ Footloose ♪ - [BOTH SINGING ALONG] ♪ Footloose ♪ 739 00:39:59,716 --> 00:40:02,259 ♪ Kick off my Sunday shoes ♪ 740 00:40:02,342 --> 00:40:04,136 - ♪♪ [CONTINUES] - ♪ Doo wee... ♪ 741 00:40:04,261 --> 00:40:07,139 - I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are. - Me neither. 742 00:40:07,264 --> 00:40:09,141 Whoo! 743 00:40:09,266 --> 00:40:12,351 Watch out, Tucson! Here we come! 744 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:14,937 - [BACKFIRES] - Shit! 745 00:40:15,062 --> 00:40:17,940 - Ohhh. - [ENGINE KNOCKING, SPUTTERING] 746 00:40:20,526 --> 00:40:22,569 [ENGINE STARTS] 747 00:40:22,694 --> 00:40:26,573 - ♪♪ [STEREO CONTINUES] - Whoo! Watch out, Tucson! Here we come! 748 00:40:26,698 --> 00:40:29,117 ♪ Footloose Footloose ♪ 749 00:40:29,242 --> 00:40:31,661 - ♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪ - [BACKFIRES] 750 00:40:31,745 --> 00:40:34,371 - Shit! - [ENGINE KNOCKING, SPUTTERING] 751 00:40:34,496 --> 00:40:36,582 - [ENGINE STARTS] - ♪ Footloose ♪ 752 00:40:36,707 --> 00:40:38,542 Whoo! 753 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,419 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 754 00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:44,714 - ♪ You're playin' so cool ♪ - [TOGETHER] Whoo! 755 00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:47,675 ♪ Obeyin' every rule ♪ 756 00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:50,678 - ♪ Dig way down in your heart ♪ - [BOTH SINGING ALONG] 757 00:40:50,762 --> 00:40:53,013 - ♪ You're burnin' yearnin' for some ♪ - ♪ Burnin', yearnin', earnin' ♪ 758 00:40:53,096 --> 00:40:55,849 - ♪ Someone to tell you ♪ - ♪ Somebody better tell you ♪ 759 00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:58,936 - ♪ That life ain't passin' you by ♪ - ♪ You have one hell of an eye ♪ 760 00:41:00,938 --> 00:41:03,773 - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ - [MICHELE SINGING ALONG] 761 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:06,651 ♪ Everybody cut Everybody cut ♪ 762 00:41:06,776 --> 00:41:08,527 ♪ Everybody cut Everybody cut ♪ 763 00:41:08,611 --> 00:41:11,739 ♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪♪ 764 00:41:13,448 --> 00:41:16,368 ♪♪ [STEREO: SONG CHANGES] 765 00:41:16,451 --> 00:41:23,416 ♪♪ 766 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:27,503 ♪ I got your picture I got your picture ♪ 767 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:30,089 ♪ I'd like a million of 'ya all to myself ♪ 768 00:41:30,172 --> 00:41:32,591 ♪ I want a doctor to take a picture ♪ 769 00:41:32,675 --> 00:41:34,884 ♪ So I can look at you from inside as well ♪ 770 00:41:34,968 --> 00:41:36,761 ♪ You got me turning up and turning down ♪ 771 00:41:36,886 --> 00:41:38,763 I give up. What are you doing? 772 00:41:38,888 --> 00:41:41,724 Pass this car. This kid is so obnoxious. 773 00:41:41,808 --> 00:41:43,142 ♪♪ 774 00:41:43,226 --> 00:41:45,143 - ♪ Turning Japanese ♪ - Oh, my God. 775 00:41:45,227 --> 00:41:47,396 - What is with that kid? - I don't know. 776 00:41:47,521 --> 00:41:49,147 He is sick. 777 00:41:49,231 --> 00:41:51,441 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪ 778 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,610 - ♪ I really think so ♪ - [GURGLING] 779 00:41:53,694 --> 00:41:56,612 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪ 780 00:41:56,696 --> 00:41:59,615 - ♪ I really think so ♪ - [GURGLING CONTINUES] 781 00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:02,034 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪ 782 00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:04,828 - ♪ I really think so. Think so, think so ♪♪ - Oh, I'm sorry. No. 783 00:42:04,953 --> 00:42:08,415 No, not you. I was trying to scare your little boy. [GIGGLES] 784 00:42:08,498 --> 00:42:10,208 ♪♪ 785 00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:14,504 Oh, my God. Are my lips that big? 786 00:42:14,588 --> 00:42:18,257 ♪♪ [JUKEBOX: COUNTRY] 787 00:42:18,382 --> 00:42:20,968 ♪ Woke up this mornin' happy as can be ♪ 788 00:42:21,051 --> 00:42:23,596 - Some more of that? - Yeah. 789 00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:26,222 - ♪♪ [CONTINUES] - Just remember, from this point on... 790 00:42:26,306 --> 00:42:29,976 we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women. 791 00:42:30,059 --> 00:42:31,978 Right. Okay. 792 00:42:34,063 --> 00:42:37,900 God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt crack. 793 00:42:40,235 --> 00:42:42,112 Yeah. Hello. 794 00:42:42,237 --> 00:42:44,448 Um, we need something to go. 795 00:42:44,573 --> 00:42:45,948 Okay. 796 00:42:46,032 --> 00:42:49,493 Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special? 797 00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:51,996 Come again? 798 00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:54,373 - Well, we're businesswomen. - Yeah, from LA. 799 00:42:54,457 --> 00:42:57,792 And, you know, some places have, like, a lunch special. 800 00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,586 For businesswomen. 801 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,506 We don't have anything like that. 802 00:43:04,591 --> 00:43:06,508 Well, then just give us... 803 00:43:06,592 --> 00:43:09,887 two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes, 'cause we're in a hurry. 804 00:43:09,970 --> 00:43:14,350 We're due in Tucson later for a business thing. You know. 805 00:43:15,684 --> 00:43:17,852 What kind of business you in? 806 00:43:26,194 --> 00:43:27,945 ♪♪ [STEREO: POP] 807 00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:31,281 I can't believe we never thought of what to say we did for a living. 808 00:43:31,365 --> 00:43:32,366 Oh. 809 00:43:32,449 --> 00:43:34,243 Which one of these guys... 810 00:43:34,368 --> 00:43:37,246 will I have sex with at the reunion? 811 00:43:37,370 --> 00:43:39,372 Ooh! Casey Degan! 812 00:43:39,455 --> 00:43:43,626 - Aaah! - Come on! Now, we're running out of time. 813 00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:46,087 ♪♪ [STEREO CONTINUES] 814 00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:50,090 I know. Why don't we say that we own our own company. 815 00:43:50,173 --> 00:43:52,509 Ooh, good. Like what? 816 00:43:52,592 --> 00:43:55,929 - Like, what if we invented something? - Like what? 817 00:43:56,012 --> 00:44:00,933 Well, I think it should be something that everybody has heard about... 818 00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:04,019 but nobody really knows who invented it. 819 00:44:04,103 --> 00:44:06,647 [GASPS] I've got it! Post-Its! 820 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:09,607 - Everybody knows what Post-Its are! - Yeah! 821 00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:13,236 They're the little yellow things with the stickum on the back, right? 822 00:44:13,361 --> 00:44:15,405 Okay. 823 00:44:15,488 --> 00:44:18,407 Okay, we're working in this advertising agency after college. 824 00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:20,659 - Ooh, college! Good one! - Yeah. 825 00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:23,829 And we have, like, this big, like, presentation... 826 00:44:23,954 --> 00:44:25,831 to make to, like, a client. 827 00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:28,667 - Hmm! - So we're, like, brainstorming... 828 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,669 and all of the sudden we're out of paper clips! 829 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:35,047 - Good! - And so, okay... So then I, I, like... 830 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:37,466 Okay, I say... I say... Okay... 831 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:41,469 "Wouldn't it be great if there was this stickum on the back of this paper... 832 00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:44,890 "so if I laid it on top of that other paper it would just stay... 833 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,892 like, without a paper clip?" 834 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,602 - Yes! - Ahh! 835 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:51,562 So you've got this grandfather or this uncle... 836 00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:55,024 that has, like, a paper mill and he's really into it. 837 00:44:55,149 --> 00:44:57,026 The rest is history! 838 00:44:57,151 --> 00:44:59,445 Oh, my God! It is perfect! 839 00:44:59,569 --> 00:45:02,572 Wow! Don't you think? 840 00:45:02,655 --> 00:45:05,533 Well, yeah, but... [SNORTS] 841 00:45:05,617 --> 00:45:08,286 "Well, yeah, but" what? 842 00:45:08,369 --> 00:45:11,955 I don't know. It just sounds like you invented Post-Its all by yourself, you know. 843 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:16,543 - I mean, what did I do? - Well, it was your grandfather or uncle. 844 00:45:16,627 --> 00:45:18,545 Yeah? 845 00:45:18,629 --> 00:45:21,672 Okay, you know, so we could say that... 846 00:45:21,756 --> 00:45:23,674 you were, like, the designer. 847 00:45:23,758 --> 00:45:27,094 Like, I thought of them, but you thought of making them yellow. 848 00:45:27,178 --> 00:45:28,930 [SCOFFS] 849 00:45:29,055 --> 00:45:31,890 Well, no, but it's like most of these people... 850 00:45:32,015 --> 00:45:34,267 have known us since elementary school. 851 00:45:34,351 --> 00:45:37,270 I just think you're more believable as a designer... 852 00:45:37,354 --> 00:45:39,272 rather than as an inventor. 853 00:45:39,356 --> 00:45:41,023 You know? 854 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:43,859 - Uh-huh. - [STEREO] ♪ You're my lover ♪ 855 00:45:43,943 --> 00:45:46,445 [VOLUME INCREASES] ♪ Not my rival ♪♪ 856 00:45:46,529 --> 00:45:49,448 - [MICHELE] What are you doing? - Look... 857 00:45:49,532 --> 00:45:51,824 you're obviously pissed at me. 858 00:45:51,908 --> 00:45:54,452 No. Uh-uh. Why should I be pissed at you? 859 00:45:54,536 --> 00:45:58,665 - Just because now I know how you really feel about me. - I knew this would happen. 860 00:45:58,748 --> 00:46:01,917 - [ENGINE, STEREO OFF] - I mean, I try, for once, to be honest with you... 861 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,919 and it blows up in my face. 862 00:46:04,002 --> 00:46:05,921 [SIGHS] 863 00:46:09,383 --> 00:46:12,009 God! You wanna be honest? 864 00:46:12,134 --> 00:46:15,012 Okay, good! Let's be honest! 865 00:46:16,430 --> 00:46:18,349 I let you have the ideas! 866 00:46:18,432 --> 00:46:20,560 - What? - Yeah, I let you have the ideas... 867 00:46:20,643 --> 00:46:23,103 so you won't feel so bad that I'm cuter. 868 00:46:23,186 --> 00:46:26,940 - You are not cuter, Michele. - I am so cuter. 869 00:46:27,023 --> 00:46:29,484 It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so. 870 00:46:29,568 --> 00:46:31,778 I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda. 871 00:46:31,903 --> 00:46:34,780 That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one. 872 00:46:34,905 --> 00:46:37,783 Oh, my God. I'm talking cuteness-wise, okay? 873 00:46:37,908 --> 00:46:40,160 And cuteness-wise, I'm the Mary. 874 00:46:40,244 --> 00:46:44,539 That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter! 875 00:46:44,622 --> 00:46:47,333 Oh, proof? You want proof? Okay, fine. 876 00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:49,919 - Who lost their virginity first? - Oh, big wow! 877 00:46:50,003 --> 00:46:53,213 With your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it. 878 00:46:53,338 --> 00:46:57,718 Okay, so who always gets asked to dance first when we go to clubs, huh? 879 00:46:57,801 --> 00:47:00,387 No wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends, Romy. 880 00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:07,810 Well, so what? You can't even get a job! 881 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:12,023 - I carry you, Michele! Without me, you'd be lost! - That is such a lie! 882 00:47:12,106 --> 00:47:15,025 Well, let's just see. Let's split up and see what happens. 883 00:47:15,108 --> 00:47:17,277 W-What do you mean, split up? 884 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:21,239 When we get to Tucson, we're going our own separate ways. 885 00:47:21,323 --> 00:47:23,283 Okay. Good. 886 00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:25,284 Fine. I don't care. 887 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,077 - Fine! - Fine. 888 00:47:27,203 --> 00:47:29,455 As of Tucson, we're finished. 889 00:47:29,538 --> 00:47:32,583 - [ENGINE CRANKING] - Well, drive fast! 890 00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:35,543 [ENGINE STARTS] 891 00:47:35,627 --> 00:47:37,545 [GRUNTS] 892 00:48:21,752 --> 00:48:24,755 ♪♪ [STEREO: DANCE POP] 893 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,050 ♪ Always something there to remind me ♪ 894 00:48:31,928 --> 00:48:34,097 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 895 00:48:42,312 --> 00:48:45,315 Wow. Billy Christianson? 896 00:48:45,399 --> 00:48:48,651 - [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] - Romy. Romy White. 897 00:48:48,734 --> 00:48:51,070 No. 898 00:48:51,153 --> 00:48:53,072 No way. 899 00:48:53,155 --> 00:48:55,575 My God, you... you look fantastic. 900 00:48:55,658 --> 00:48:59,452 I mean, I... I never would have recognized you in a million years. 901 00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:01,621 Thanks. 902 00:49:01,746 --> 00:49:05,792 So, what have you been doin' since high school? 903 00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:09,420 Well, believe it or not... 904 00:49:09,545 --> 00:49:12,006 - I invented Post-Its. - ♪ I will never be free ♪ 905 00:49:12,131 --> 00:49:14,008 ♪ You'll always be a part of me ♪ 906 00:49:14,133 --> 00:49:16,010 [SCOFFS] 907 00:49:16,135 --> 00:49:18,011 ♪ Whoa-ohh, whoa-ohh Whoa-ohh ♪ 908 00:49:18,136 --> 00:49:22,849 ♪♪ 909 00:49:22,974 --> 00:49:24,851 So I told Prescott... 910 00:49:24,976 --> 00:49:27,978 "Either pay me the 150 or I am out of here. Bye-bye." 911 00:49:28,061 --> 00:49:32,399 There are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow. 912 00:49:32,482 --> 00:49:35,569 Wow. So you did it? You're an anchorwoman? 913 00:49:35,652 --> 00:49:39,405 No. I'm a weather girl. 914 00:49:39,488 --> 00:49:41,782 On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson. 915 00:49:41,908 --> 00:49:43,743 - Oh. - So... 916 00:49:43,826 --> 00:49:47,537 Michele, what are you up to? 917 00:49:47,621 --> 00:49:51,374 Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its. [CLEARS THROAT] 918 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:54,169 - You're kidding! - You must've made a fortune! 919 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:56,379 Well, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 920 00:49:56,463 --> 00:49:58,380 No offense, Michele... 921 00:49:58,464 --> 00:50:01,634 but how in the world did you think of Post-Its? 922 00:50:03,469 --> 00:50:06,514 Um... well... 923 00:50:06,597 --> 00:50:08,765 uh... 924 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,436 And I invented them totally by myself. 925 00:50:13,561 --> 00:50:17,148 I mean, all Michele did was say, "What about making them yellow?" 926 00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,150 Really? 927 00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:30,409 Actually, I invented a special kind of glue. 928 00:50:30,535 --> 00:50:32,411 Oh, really? 929 00:50:32,537 --> 00:50:35,790 Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account... 930 00:50:35,915 --> 00:50:39,167 of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you? 931 00:50:39,251 --> 00:50:41,127 No. 932 00:50:41,211 --> 00:50:43,380 Um... 933 00:50:43,463 --> 00:50:47,384 Well, ordinarily when you make glue... 934 00:50:47,467 --> 00:50:50,719 first you need to thermoset your resin... 935 00:50:50,803 --> 00:50:55,182 and then after it cools you mix in a, um, epoxide. 936 00:50:55,266 --> 00:50:57,476 Which is just a fancy-schmancy name... 937 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,979 for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right? 938 00:51:01,062 --> 00:51:05,275 But then I thought maybe... just maybe... you could raise the viscosity... 939 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,486 by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. 940 00:51:09,611 --> 00:51:12,656 And it turns out, I was right. [CHUCKLES] 941 00:51:12,739 --> 00:51:16,410 - ♪♪ [CONTINUES] - Huh? I don't believe it. 942 00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:20,413 You must be the most successful person in our graduating class. 943 00:51:20,496 --> 00:51:23,457 Uh-huh. And you're not. Bye. 944 00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:26,836 ♪ Always something there to remind me ♪♪ 945 00:51:29,005 --> 00:51:31,882 [IMITATING CAR SOUNDS] 946 00:51:36,553 --> 00:51:38,471 This is so great. 947 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,058 Romy? 948 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,604 Can I ask you something? 949 00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:52,567 Romy! You will not believe what just happened! 950 00:51:52,650 --> 00:51:56,237 Michele, can't you see that I am busy? 951 00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:58,489 Fine. Okay, just forget it. 952 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:00,491 [SIGHS] 953 00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:05,746 Whoa! 954 00:52:05,871 --> 00:52:09,750 Oh... Oww. Oww. Oww. 955 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,502 Ohh! [GROANS] 956 00:52:12,585 --> 00:52:15,338 - Come on! - [CAR DOOR OPENS] 957 00:52:15,421 --> 00:52:18,174 Oh, God! Are you all right? 958 00:52:18,299 --> 00:52:21,177 - What do you think? - I am so sorry. 959 00:52:21,302 --> 00:52:23,887 My-My-My driver didn't see you. 960 00:52:23,970 --> 00:52:27,140 Please. Come. 961 00:52:27,265 --> 00:52:29,518 I have boxes of Kleenex in my limo. 962 00:52:29,643 --> 00:52:32,937 [SNIFFLES] Let me make it up to you. 963 00:52:33,062 --> 00:52:37,525 [SNIFFS] Okay. 964 00:52:47,575 --> 00:52:50,370 [ECHOING] Oh, my God. 965 00:52:50,495 --> 00:52:53,914 - Here. Help yourself, Michele. - Thanks. 966 00:52:53,997 --> 00:52:56,124 Wait. How do you know my name? 967 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:59,545 It's me, Michele. Sandy. 968 00:52:59,628 --> 00:53:02,630 - Sandy Frink? - Uh-huh. 969 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:05,007 - But you're so dreamy. - [CHUCKLES] 970 00:53:05,091 --> 00:53:07,218 Well, when I made my first million... 971 00:53:07,301 --> 00:53:10,429 my present to myself was a new face. 972 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:12,431 Okay, I'm not just saying this... 973 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,432 but you really picked a good one. 974 00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:16,768 - [CHUCKLES] - Thanks. 975 00:53:18,144 --> 00:53:20,355 I had this notebook... 976 00:53:20,438 --> 00:53:25,359 with "Mrs. Romy Christianson" written on it, like, about a thousand times. 977 00:53:26,819 --> 00:53:29,738 Now you think I'm some sort of geek. 978 00:53:31,448 --> 00:53:33,825 [SIGHS] No. 979 00:53:33,950 --> 00:53:37,579 No, not at all. 980 00:53:38,663 --> 00:53:40,790 I'm flattered. 981 00:53:43,376 --> 00:53:45,252 Hi, Billy. 982 00:53:45,377 --> 00:53:48,755 I've been lookin' all over for you. 983 00:53:48,839 --> 00:53:51,592 You wanna dance once? 984 00:53:51,675 --> 00:53:55,595 You know, for old times' sake. 985 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:04,436 No, thanks. 986 00:54:06,354 --> 00:54:08,857 I owe this one to Romy. 987 00:54:35,464 --> 00:54:38,926 Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote. 988 00:54:39,051 --> 00:54:41,929 - Come on! - Vote? What vote? 989 00:54:42,054 --> 00:54:46,140 - Let's go. We gotta get in there. - Okay. 990 00:54:49,852 --> 00:54:53,564 Wait, I can't find my top. 991 00:54:53,689 --> 00:54:56,024 Where are you? 992 00:55:07,952 --> 00:55:10,120 [BILLY] Hey, how you guys doing tonight? 993 00:55:10,204 --> 00:55:14,542 I bet everyone is as anxious... 994 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:17,085 as I am to hear the results of the vote. 995 00:55:17,168 --> 00:55:19,921 What vote? 996 00:55:20,004 --> 00:55:23,883 The person voted Most Changed for the Better Since High School is... 997 00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:25,510 ♪♪ [DRUMROLL] 998 00:55:25,593 --> 00:55:29,513 It's a tie. It's a tie. 999 00:55:29,596 --> 00:55:33,600 The Most Changed for the Better Since High School are... 1000 00:55:33,725 --> 00:55:37,103 Romy White and Michele Weinberger. 1001 00:55:42,441 --> 00:55:46,737 Honey, go on up there and get your medal. 1002 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,738 Okay. 1003 00:55:48,822 --> 00:55:52,367 How weird. I didn't even know we were voting. 1004 00:56:12,886 --> 00:56:16,055 [GRUNTS] Get me another daiquiri. 1005 00:56:24,688 --> 00:56:26,607 Here you go. 1006 00:56:28,316 --> 00:56:32,612 Um, I'm sorry. I couldn't find my top. 1007 00:56:38,242 --> 00:56:40,202 Honey, that is beautiful. 1008 00:58:04,987 --> 00:58:08,407 [DISHES CLATTERING] 1009 00:58:08,532 --> 00:58:10,409 May I take that for you, sir? 1010 00:58:10,492 --> 00:58:14,579 No, no, no. You leave me alone. 1011 00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:17,582 [GLASSES SHATTERING, CAT MEOWS] 1012 00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:24,588 Looking at your medal from the reunion again, dear? 1013 00:58:24,671 --> 00:58:26,590 [MOANING SOFTLY] 1014 00:58:26,715 --> 00:58:30,427 You miss her, don't you? 1015 00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:32,428 Duh. 1016 00:58:33,471 --> 00:58:35,389 Michele... 1017 00:58:37,933 --> 00:58:43,021 have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years? 1018 00:58:43,146 --> 00:58:45,565 Oh, no. No, Sandy. 1019 00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:51,154 - Oh, good. - I've just been lonely with no one to talk to. 1020 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:56,325 Why don't you call her? 1021 00:58:57,493 --> 00:58:59,620 - Okay. - Yeah. 1022 00:59:00,496 --> 00:59:04,999 [BEEPING] 1023 00:59:05,082 --> 00:59:07,084 Hello? 1024 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,462 Billy Christianson? 1025 00:59:09,545 --> 00:59:13,507 Oh, no, no, I'm Billy Junior. 1026 00:59:13,632 --> 00:59:17,260 Oh, Billy, honey, is your mommy home? 1027 00:59:17,344 --> 00:59:22,807 Well, yeah, but she can't come to the phone right now. 1028 00:59:22,890 --> 00:59:24,767 She-She's on her deathbed. 1029 00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:27,228 - Romy. - Oh, dear. 1030 00:59:27,311 --> 00:59:29,438 Billy, honey... 1031 00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:34,442 tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink... 1032 00:59:34,526 --> 00:59:36,444 is on the phone... 1033 00:59:36,528 --> 00:59:40,490 and would very much like to speak with her. 1034 00:59:40,615 --> 00:59:44,493 [MACHINES BEEPING, VENTILATOR PUMPING] 1035 00:59:46,912 --> 00:59:49,456 No. 1036 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:55,044 Not until you admit that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. 1037 00:59:56,129 --> 00:59:58,631 I'm the Mary. 1038 00:59:58,714 --> 01:00:00,633 - I'm the Mary! - [BEEPING CONTINUES] 1039 01:00:00,716 --> 01:00:05,846 - I'm... You're a pasty hag on a deathbed. - [BEEPING ACCELERATES] 1040 01:00:07,055 --> 01:00:11,226 I'm the Mary. Everybody knows. 1041 01:00:11,309 --> 01:00:13,562 Way to go, honey. 1042 01:00:17,106 --> 01:00:19,024 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1043 01:00:19,108 --> 01:00:21,444 [HONKING CONTINUES] 1044 01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:24,571 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1045 01:00:25,655 --> 01:00:28,032 Oh, God. 1046 01:00:28,116 --> 01:00:30,034 Oh, we're really here. 1047 01:00:30,118 --> 01:00:32,245 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 1048 01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:34,247 - [GASPS] God. - Good evening, sir. 1049 01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:36,832 Thanks for not waking me up, Romy. 1050 01:00:36,915 --> 01:00:39,460 - God, what a bitch. - [CHATTERING, LAUGHING] 1051 01:00:41,503 --> 01:00:45,673 ♪♪ [ROCK] 1052 01:00:59,269 --> 01:01:02,272 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 1053 01:01:04,357 --> 01:01:06,650 ♪ If I'm looking kind of dazzled ♪ 1054 01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:12,573 ♪ I see neon lights ♪ 1055 01:01:13,741 --> 01:01:16,659 ♪ Whenever you walk by ♪ 1056 01:01:18,369 --> 01:01:20,663 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 1057 01:01:21,998 --> 01:01:25,210 - Hey, Romy White. - Hey. 1058 01:01:25,335 --> 01:01:29,296 - Where's Michele? - I don't know. 1059 01:01:29,379 --> 01:01:31,465 Um, anybody see Billy Christianson? 1060 01:01:31,548 --> 01:01:34,468 - [MAN] Try the bar. - Thanks, man. 1061 01:01:34,551 --> 01:01:37,136 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 1062 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:40,848 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 1063 01:01:40,932 --> 01:01:44,644 Oh, excuse me, excuse me, you-you can't go in without a name tag. 1064 01:01:44,727 --> 01:01:46,686 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 1065 01:01:46,770 --> 01:01:49,147 Uh, Michele Weinberger. 1066 01:01:49,272 --> 01:01:53,443 Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great. 1067 01:01:53,527 --> 01:01:57,113 It's me, Toby. Oh, Toby Walters. 1068 01:01:57,196 --> 01:01:59,490 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 1069 01:01:59,573 --> 01:02:01,951 Um, oh, here it is. Here is your name tag. 1070 01:02:02,034 --> 01:02:04,411 And, um, Romy is already inside. 1071 01:02:04,495 --> 01:02:08,164 - I could care less. I am not here with Romy. - You're kidding me. 1072 01:02:08,248 --> 01:02:10,375 No, we're not even friends anymore. 1073 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:13,545 We had this big falling out over Post-Its. 1074 01:02:13,628 --> 01:02:16,798 - Post-Its? - It's a long story. 1075 01:02:16,923 --> 01:02:18,799 - See ya. - W-W... 1076 01:02:20,425 --> 01:02:24,555 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 1077 01:02:24,638 --> 01:02:27,182 ♪ I'm only off to wander ♪ 1078 01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:32,186 ♪ Across a moonlit night ♪ 1079 01:02:35,690 --> 01:02:37,525 ♪ Once in a while ♪ 1080 01:02:37,608 --> 01:02:39,734 ♪ Two people meet ♪ 1081 01:02:39,818 --> 01:02:43,947 ♪ Seemingly, for no reason they just pass on the street ♪ 1082 01:02:44,030 --> 01:02:49,160 ♪ Suddenly thundershowers everywhere ♪ 1083 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,370 ♪ Who can explain the thunder and rain ♪ 1084 01:02:51,454 --> 01:02:53,581 ♪ But there's somethin' in the air ♪ 1085 01:02:53,664 --> 01:02:55,958 Ooh, excuse me. 1086 01:02:56,041 --> 01:02:58,002 Hi, Romy. How are you? 1087 01:02:58,127 --> 01:03:01,379 - Lisa Luder? - Yes. 1088 01:03:02,672 --> 01:03:05,508 So, where's the rest of the "A" group? 1089 01:03:05,633 --> 01:03:07,886 Oh, they're around here someplace. 1090 01:03:08,011 --> 01:03:10,220 We sort of lost touch over the years. 1091 01:03:10,304 --> 01:03:14,433 Wow. Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends anymore? 1092 01:03:14,516 --> 01:03:19,312 I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago. 1093 01:03:19,437 --> 01:03:21,314 Because she's selfish... 1094 01:03:21,439 --> 01:03:23,608 and she always, like, devalues me. 1095 01:03:23,691 --> 01:03:25,610 And I'm sick of it, you know? 1096 01:03:29,738 --> 01:03:32,491 God, you guys are easy to talk to. 1097 01:03:32,574 --> 01:03:36,661 I invented Post-Its. 1098 01:03:36,787 --> 01:03:40,414 - You know, the yellow things with the stickum on the back? - Yes, I know what they are. 1099 01:03:40,498 --> 01:03:43,501 So, uh, what are you up to? 1100 01:03:43,626 --> 01:03:47,463 I'm an associate fashion editor for Vogue. 1101 01:03:47,588 --> 01:03:51,007 Wow! Wh... Good job. 1102 01:03:51,091 --> 01:03:56,471 Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue for the past ten years. 1103 01:03:56,596 --> 01:04:00,891 Okay, well, it was very nice talking with you. 1104 01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:03,352 Nice talking to you too. 1105 01:04:04,812 --> 01:04:07,731 [WHISPERS] Okay, Romy. 1106 01:04:07,815 --> 01:04:10,691 ♪ It might just be fantastic ♪ 1107 01:04:12,819 --> 01:04:15,696 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪♪ 1108 01:04:24,454 --> 01:04:26,373 It was so cute. 1109 01:04:26,456 --> 01:04:28,959 My mom gave us a new car seat for the baby. 1110 01:04:29,084 --> 01:04:32,128 And when the box arrived, little Jake looks up at me and says... 1111 01:04:32,211 --> 01:04:34,380 "Mommy, is that the baby?" 1112 01:04:34,505 --> 01:04:37,466 - [ALL GIGGLING] - Oh, I wish. 1113 01:04:37,550 --> 01:04:41,553 Hey, everyone. And so we meet again. 1114 01:04:41,636 --> 01:04:45,306 Uh, hi. [GASPS] Romy White. 1115 01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:48,518 You're the chubby girl. 1116 01:04:48,601 --> 01:04:53,313 Oh, well, I was, but I haven't been for a really long time. 1117 01:04:53,397 --> 01:04:55,899 So, what are all of you up to? 1118 01:04:55,983 --> 01:04:58,861 Christie, in the yearbook you said that you wanted Jane Pauley's job. 1119 01:04:58,944 --> 01:05:02,029 Are you a big TV news anchorwoman now? 1120 01:05:02,155 --> 01:05:05,575 Oh, no, I don't even watch TV anymore. 1121 01:05:05,658 --> 01:05:09,370 My priorities have changed since I became a mommy. 1122 01:05:09,454 --> 01:05:12,164 Can you believe this is number three? 1123 01:05:12,247 --> 01:05:14,541 Wow, three kids. 1124 01:05:14,624 --> 01:05:16,835 God, you must feel really tied down. 1125 01:05:18,462 --> 01:05:22,007 Not at all. I feel very fulfilled. 1126 01:05:22,090 --> 01:05:27,011 Besides, Billy always wanted a big family. 1127 01:05:28,471 --> 01:05:31,390 - Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 1128 01:05:31,474 --> 01:05:34,601 - You married Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 1129 01:05:34,684 --> 01:05:37,520 For almost ten years now. 1130 01:05:37,645 --> 01:05:41,357 Billy's in real estate development. 1131 01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:45,194 So, how about you? Any kids? 1132 01:05:45,277 --> 01:05:49,198 Oh. No. I just haven't had time... 1133 01:05:49,281 --> 01:05:51,784 you know, what with running my own business and all. 1134 01:05:51,867 --> 01:05:53,785 Your own business? 1135 01:05:53,868 --> 01:05:57,663 Yeah. I invented Post-Its. 1136 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,666 No, really. What do you do? 1137 01:06:02,168 --> 01:06:06,713 That's what I do. I invented Post-Its. 1138 01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:11,468 - [ALL GIGGLING, SNICKERING] - You're kidding me. 1139 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:14,845 Well, I've made a lot of money. 1140 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:18,057 Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink. 1141 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:20,518 - The Frink-a-zoid? - Yeah. 1142 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,813 He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America. 1143 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:29,275 Hey, if anybody needs to make a call, I've got a phone. 1144 01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,876 - Is Sandy Frink here? - Uh, no. 1145 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,379 - Uh, you can't go in without a name tag. - Fuck off! 1146 01:06:51,462 --> 01:06:56,049 Heather Mooney? Oh, my God, you're exactly the same. 1147 01:06:56,133 --> 01:06:58,635 Oh, my God. Heather Mooney is here? 1148 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:03,932 This ought to be so good. 1149 01:07:07,309 --> 01:07:09,687 Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney. 1150 01:07:09,770 --> 01:07:12,523 - What? - Hello, Romy. 1151 01:07:12,606 --> 01:07:15,317 Uh... E... Uh... You... 1152 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,945 Oh, uh... Heather, you said you weren't coming. 1153 01:07:19,028 --> 01:07:22,532 Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married... 1154 01:07:22,615 --> 01:07:25,160 What a waste of a tank of gas, huh? 1155 01:07:26,577 --> 01:07:28,704 Okay, well, come on, I'll help you go find him. 1156 01:07:28,787 --> 01:07:32,374 Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbfuck. Obviously, I've interrupted. 1157 01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:35,377 Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school? 1158 01:07:35,461 --> 01:07:37,420 No, you can stay. 1159 01:07:37,545 --> 01:07:41,716 We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to? 1160 01:07:41,799 --> 01:07:45,553 Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? I invented the quick-burning paper. 1161 01:07:45,636 --> 01:07:48,305 - Wow, we have a whole class full of inventors. - Meaning? 1162 01:07:48,388 --> 01:07:50,307 Oh, you know, Sandy Frink invented something too. 1163 01:07:50,390 --> 01:07:53,310 - Hey, isn't that Sandy over there now? - What did Sandy invent? 1164 01:07:53,393 --> 01:07:56,771 - Some kind of rubber. - Romy here invented Post-Its. 1165 01:07:56,896 --> 01:07:58,773 - You did not. - Yeah, I did. 1166 01:07:58,898 --> 01:08:00,775 - You did not. You did not. - Yeah, I did. Yeah, I... 1167 01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:03,986 - Well, who did then? - A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp. 1168 01:08:04,070 --> 01:08:06,447 We studied it in business school. 1169 01:08:08,615 --> 01:08:11,034 You're kidding me. 1170 01:08:11,117 --> 01:08:13,828 You just made all that up? 1171 01:08:13,912 --> 01:08:16,664 [ALL GIGGLING] 1172 01:08:23,295 --> 01:08:27,216 [GIGGLING CONTINUES] 1173 01:08:27,298 --> 01:08:30,343 Oh, God, you are so weird. 1174 01:08:30,426 --> 01:08:33,638 - Why don't you just leave her alone? - Michele. 1175 01:08:33,763 --> 01:08:37,016 Oh, it's the back brace girl. 1176 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,810 - Hi, back brace girl. - Hi, back brace girl. 1177 01:08:39,893 --> 01:08:42,813 Oh, shut up. 1178 01:08:42,896 --> 01:08:45,023 And what are you picking on us for anyway? 1179 01:08:45,107 --> 01:08:47,401 We are not the ones who got fat. 1180 01:08:47,484 --> 01:08:50,403 We're pregnant, you half-wit. 1181 01:08:50,486 --> 01:08:53,406 Oh, yeah, well... 1182 01:08:53,489 --> 01:08:56,784 I hope your babies look like monkeys. 1183 01:08:56,867 --> 01:08:58,827 Come on, Romy. 1184 01:09:10,337 --> 01:09:15,050 - Oh, Romy. - Oh, please, go away. Just leave me alone. 1185 01:09:15,134 --> 01:09:18,845 Why did I even come back here? 1186 01:09:18,928 --> 01:09:22,056 Well, you know what? There are worse things than telling some dumb story... 1187 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:24,142 and having everybody laugh at you. 1188 01:09:24,267 --> 01:09:29,312 - Like what? - Like losing your best friend. 1189 01:09:29,396 --> 01:09:31,690 I had the worst dream, Romy. 1190 01:09:31,773 --> 01:09:36,194 I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old. 1191 01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:38,947 But I mean, we were, like, really, really old. 1192 01:09:39,072 --> 01:09:41,157 And-And we weren't friends. 1193 01:09:43,159 --> 01:09:46,537 I can't stand that we're mad at each other. 1194 01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:49,373 Okay, I'm sorry I said all those things. 1195 01:09:49,457 --> 01:09:52,333 You're as cute as me. You are. 1196 01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:56,463 And in some cultures, maybe cuter. 1197 01:09:56,546 --> 01:09:58,882 I'm sorry too. 1198 01:09:58,965 --> 01:10:03,260 I shouldn't have said that you weren't smart enough to invent Post-Its. 1199 01:10:03,343 --> 01:10:06,263 Well, I mean, maybe I'm not. 1200 01:10:06,346 --> 01:10:10,266 Although in my dream, I did know the formula for glue. 1201 01:10:13,770 --> 01:10:16,272 So, are we friends again? 1202 01:10:17,940 --> 01:10:19,859 Well, duh. 1203 01:10:20,942 --> 01:10:24,154 [CHUCKLING] Okay. 1204 01:10:24,279 --> 01:10:26,156 And you know what, it doesn't even matter... 1205 01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:29,367 that we told, like, what, four people some dumb lie. 1206 01:10:29,451 --> 01:10:31,869 Who cares? 1207 01:10:31,952 --> 01:10:34,622 Hi, everybody. 1208 01:10:34,705 --> 01:10:38,084 Settle down. Hi. 1209 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,753 I'm Christie Masters-Christianson. 1210 01:10:41,878 --> 01:10:44,464 - [COOING] - [APPLAUSE] 1211 01:10:44,547 --> 01:10:47,467 I have been asked to formally welcome you all... 1212 01:10:47,550 --> 01:10:51,178 to Sagebrush High's ten-year reunion. 1213 01:10:57,893 --> 01:11:01,397 We have come a long way in the past ten years. 1214 01:11:01,521 --> 01:11:04,357 Our own Lisa Luder is helping set the style for the country... 1215 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:07,276 as a fashion editor for Vogue magazine. 1216 01:11:07,402 --> 01:11:10,571 [MURMURING, CHEERING] 1217 01:11:15,617 --> 01:11:18,620 And Travis McKinney is in his fifth year... 1218 01:11:18,745 --> 01:11:22,123 as a member of the Dallas Cowboys football team. 1219 01:11:25,459 --> 01:11:27,378 And... 1220 01:11:27,461 --> 01:11:29,547 Romy and Michele claimed... 1221 01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:33,550 they invented Post-Its. [GIGGLING] 1222 01:11:33,633 --> 01:11:36,553 - [GIGGLING CONTINUES] - [CROWD MURMURING] 1223 01:11:47,813 --> 01:11:50,733 [GIGGLING CONTINUES] 1224 01:11:52,859 --> 01:11:54,736 All I ever wanted was for people to think... 1225 01:11:54,819 --> 01:11:56,738 that we were better than we were in high school. 1226 01:11:56,821 --> 01:12:00,366 And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were. 1227 01:12:02,201 --> 01:12:04,786 No, Romy. 1228 01:12:04,870 --> 01:12:07,664 Can I tell you the truth? 1229 01:12:09,541 --> 01:12:12,919 I never knew that we weren't that great in high school. 1230 01:12:13,045 --> 01:12:15,337 I mean, we always had so much fun together. 1231 01:12:15,421 --> 01:12:17,465 I thought high school was a blast. 1232 01:12:17,590 --> 01:12:20,843 And until you told me that our lives weren't good enough... 1233 01:12:20,926 --> 01:12:24,429 I thought everything since high school was a blast. 1234 01:12:24,512 --> 01:12:27,474 I think we should go back out there as ourselves... 1235 01:12:27,557 --> 01:12:30,477 and just have fun like we always do. 1236 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:34,396 - The hell with everyone else. - I don't think I can. 1237 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:38,650 Well, do you think you can stop being such a baby? 1238 01:12:38,776 --> 01:12:41,403 [GASPS] God, I feel like I've been, like... 1239 01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:43,864 chasing you all over this reunion. 1240 01:12:43,989 --> 01:12:45,865 We have come all this way. 1241 01:12:45,990 --> 01:12:50,620 Now we are going to enjoy ourselves whether you like it or not. 1242 01:12:50,703 --> 01:12:54,706 God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before. 1243 01:12:54,831 --> 01:12:56,833 You're so bossy and domineering. 1244 01:12:58,543 --> 01:13:02,464 - I like it. - Me too. 1245 01:13:02,756 --> 01:13:05,883 ♪♪ [DANCE POP] 1246 01:13:05,966 --> 01:13:08,969 ♪♪ 1247 01:13:09,095 --> 01:13:11,597 ♪ She's got it ♪ 1248 01:13:11,722 --> 01:13:14,600 ♪ Yeah, baby she's got it ♪ 1249 01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:19,479 - [GASPS] I don't believe it. - What? 1250 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,481 - [GRUNTS] - They're ba-ack. 1251 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,900 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 1252 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:25,484 ♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪ 1253 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,486 - Nice outfits. - ♪ I'm your fire ♪♪ 1254 01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:30,489 Post-Its must be really lucrative. 1255 01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,950 ♪♪ [CONTINUES] 1256 01:13:37,662 --> 01:13:40,540 - Are you sure you want to do this? - Oh, yeah, I am so sure. 1257 01:13:42,959 --> 01:13:45,461 What the hell is your problem, Christie? 1258 01:13:45,545 --> 01:13:48,088 Why are you always such a nasty bitch? 1259 01:13:48,171 --> 01:13:50,132 [CROWD GASPING, MURMURING] 1260 01:13:50,215 --> 01:13:52,509 Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people? 1261 01:13:52,592 --> 01:13:56,345 I mean, yeah, okay, so Michele and I did make up some lame story. 1262 01:13:56,429 --> 01:13:59,098 We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. 1263 01:13:59,181 --> 01:14:01,100 But you know what I finally realized? 1264 01:14:01,183 --> 01:14:04,437 I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you. 1265 01:14:04,562 --> 01:14:06,438 You're a bad person with an ugly heart... 1266 01:14:06,563 --> 01:14:09,441 and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. 1267 01:14:09,566 --> 01:14:12,235 [GASPING, MURMURING CONTINUE] 1268 01:14:13,737 --> 01:14:16,406 Come on, Michele. 1269 01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:20,617 Okay. And, yeah. 1270 01:14:20,743 --> 01:14:23,829 It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives... 1271 01:14:23,954 --> 01:14:26,040 as they are about those hideous clothes. 1272 01:14:26,165 --> 01:14:28,041 [SNICKERING] 1273 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:31,210 Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines... 1274 01:14:31,294 --> 01:14:33,379 a fun, frisky use of color. 1275 01:14:33,463 --> 01:14:37,966 All in all, I'd have to say they're really not bad. 1276 01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:41,553 - [GASPING, MURMURING CONTINUES] - [WOMAN] She would know. 1277 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:53,147 Well, we still think they're ridiculous. Don't we, girls? 1278 01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:02,864 Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once? 1279 01:15:02,947 --> 01:15:05,408 You're just jealous... 1280 01:15:05,492 --> 01:15:10,913 because unlike a certain ball-busting, dried-up career woman I might mention... 1281 01:15:11,038 --> 01:15:13,332 we're all happily married. 1282 01:15:13,415 --> 01:15:15,459 That's right, Christie. 1283 01:15:15,542 --> 01:15:19,462 - Keep telling yourself that. - [CROWD MURMURING] 1284 01:15:30,222 --> 01:15:33,058 - I do love those outfits. - Yeah, sure do. 1285 01:15:33,141 --> 01:15:35,102 - Oh, great. - Thanks. 1286 01:15:35,227 --> 01:15:37,270 Michele made them. 1287 01:15:37,354 --> 01:15:41,273 Well, I just sewed them. We both designed them. 1288 01:15:41,357 --> 01:15:44,026 - Fifty-fifty. - Wow. 1289 01:15:44,110 --> 01:15:45,820 Yeah, that's so cool. 1290 01:15:47,530 --> 01:15:49,322 Well, it's been really terrific seeing all of you. 1291 01:15:49,406 --> 01:15:51,658 - Come on, Michele. - Oh, okay, bye. 1292 01:15:51,741 --> 01:15:53,618 Hi. 1293 01:15:55,453 --> 01:15:59,665 I am sorry that I blew your big lie for you. 1294 01:15:59,748 --> 01:16:03,544 Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway. 1295 01:16:03,627 --> 01:16:07,923 It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school. 1296 01:16:08,006 --> 01:16:09,675 - Us? - Yes, you. 1297 01:16:09,757 --> 01:16:12,552 With your long hair and your long legs... 1298 01:16:12,677 --> 01:16:14,887 walking on your legs, flipping your hair. 1299 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:16,931 I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy. 1300 01:16:17,014 --> 01:16:19,559 And the whole time you were makin' my life hell... 1301 01:16:19,684 --> 01:16:22,352 the "A" group was making your life hell; I didn't know. 1302 01:16:22,436 --> 01:16:26,940 You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell. 1303 01:16:27,024 --> 01:16:31,402 Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell. 1304 01:16:31,527 --> 01:16:34,947 You know what? I bet that's not true. You were really unpleasant. 1305 01:16:35,031 --> 01:16:36,949 - You think? - Oh, yeah. 1306 01:16:37,033 --> 01:16:39,368 Heather? Oh, I'm off duty. 1307 01:16:39,452 --> 01:16:42,120 Um, since you never got around to it in high school... 1308 01:16:42,203 --> 01:16:44,706 I was wondering if you could sign my yearbook. 1309 01:16:44,789 --> 01:16:48,001 And, uh, please don't tell me to fuck off... 1310 01:16:48,126 --> 01:16:49,919 because it really hurts my feelings. 1311 01:16:51,545 --> 01:16:54,548 - I hurt your feelings? - Yeah, all the time. 1312 01:16:54,673 --> 01:16:57,551 Tremendous! That's tremendous! 1313 01:16:57,676 --> 01:17:00,387 Go get your stupid yearbook. I would be happy to sign it. 1314 01:17:00,512 --> 01:17:03,431 Okay, great. I'll be right back, okay? 1315 01:17:04,849 --> 01:17:07,310 Michele, I think maybe we should leave. 1316 01:17:07,435 --> 01:17:09,854 There is no way this reunion is gonna get any better. 1317 01:17:09,979 --> 01:17:14,983 Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter! 1318 01:17:16,193 --> 01:17:18,070 Sandy Frink has a helicopter? 1319 01:17:18,195 --> 01:17:20,238 Yeah, apparently, he's worth, like, millions. 1320 01:17:20,322 --> 01:17:23,824 He invented some kind of special rubber or something. 1321 01:17:23,908 --> 01:17:26,577 Like for condoms? 1322 01:17:26,660 --> 01:17:31,290 ♪♪ 1323 01:17:31,415 --> 01:17:34,292 ♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪ 1324 01:17:38,088 --> 01:17:41,383 ♪ Hot summer night ♪ 1325 01:17:41,466 --> 01:17:45,386 ♪ Fell like a net ♪ 1326 01:17:45,469 --> 01:17:50,015 ♪ I've gotta find my baby yet ♪ 1327 01:17:51,892 --> 01:17:54,811 ♪ You think I'm cute ♪ 1328 01:17:54,894 --> 01:17:58,106 ♪ A little bit shy ♪ 1329 01:17:58,231 --> 01:18:03,193 ♪ Mama, I ain't that kind of guy ♪ 1330 01:18:03,318 --> 01:18:07,739 That's Sandy Frink? What the hell was I thinking? 1331 01:18:07,864 --> 01:18:09,449 ♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪ 1332 01:18:09,533 --> 01:18:14,078 ♪♪ 1333 01:18:14,161 --> 01:18:16,080 Sandy, hi. 1334 01:18:16,163 --> 01:18:18,332 - ♪ Doctor, Doctor, give me the news ♪ - You look so rich. 1335 01:18:18,457 --> 01:18:22,545 - ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪ - I mean, great. 1336 01:18:22,670 --> 01:18:26,089 ♪ No pill's gonna cure my ill ♪ 1337 01:18:26,172 --> 01:18:30,635 ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪♪ 1338 01:18:32,178 --> 01:18:34,430 Michele. 1339 01:18:34,513 --> 01:18:39,727 - After all these years, you still take my breath away. - Thanks. 1340 01:18:39,852 --> 01:18:43,480 So you must be, like, the most successful person... 1341 01:18:43,564 --> 01:18:45,148 in our entire graduating class. 1342 01:18:46,774 --> 01:18:50,069 Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success." 1343 01:18:50,194 --> 01:18:53,865 If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen... 1344 01:18:53,948 --> 01:18:57,826 one in Acapulco, a penthouse in New York, a mansion in Malibu... 1345 01:18:57,909 --> 01:19:00,495 a 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar... 1346 01:19:00,620 --> 01:19:03,749 a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef... 1347 01:19:03,832 --> 01:19:05,750 a live-in masseuse and a staff of 24... 1348 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,169 then, yeah... [CHUCKLES] 1349 01:19:08,252 --> 01:19:10,421 I guess I am successful. 1350 01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,966 But no matter how much I accumulate... 1351 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:18,762 there's still one thing I just don't have. 1352 01:19:18,845 --> 01:19:21,556 Your own country? 1353 01:19:23,808 --> 01:19:25,934 I don't have you, Michele. 1354 01:19:29,605 --> 01:19:31,607 Will you dance with me? 1355 01:19:33,692 --> 01:19:37,278 Only if Romy can dance with us. 1356 01:19:37,362 --> 01:19:39,280 Sure. 1357 01:19:39,364 --> 01:19:43,910 ♪♪ 1358 01:19:43,993 --> 01:19:50,999 ♪♪ 1359 01:19:57,922 --> 01:20:00,216 ♪ Lying in my bed ♪ 1360 01:20:00,341 --> 01:20:05,221 ♪ I hear the clock tick and think of you ♪ 1361 01:20:05,346 --> 01:20:08,223 ♪ Caught up in circles ♪ 1362 01:20:08,348 --> 01:20:12,394 ♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪ 1363 01:20:12,477 --> 01:20:16,355 ♪ Flashback Warm nights ♪ 1364 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:19,692 ♪ Almost left behind ♪ 1365 01:20:19,775 --> 01:20:23,779 ♪ Suitcase of memories ♪ 1366 01:20:23,904 --> 01:20:28,366 ♪ Time after Sometimes you picture me ♪ 1367 01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:32,328 ♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪ 1368 01:20:32,412 --> 01:20:35,540 ♪ You're calling to me ♪ 1369 01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:39,960 ♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪ 1370 01:20:40,043 --> 01:20:44,381 ♪ Then you say "Go slow" ♪ 1371 01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:47,341 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 1372 01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:50,428 ♪ The second hand unwinds ♪ 1373 01:20:50,553 --> 01:20:55,016 ♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪ 1374 01:20:55,141 --> 01:20:57,767 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1375 01:20:57,892 --> 01:21:02,439 ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪ 1376 01:21:02,522 --> 01:21:05,233 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1377 01:21:05,316 --> 01:21:09,778 ♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪ 1378 01:21:09,862 --> 01:21:12,448 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1379 01:21:12,531 --> 01:21:14,450 ♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪ 1380 01:21:14,533 --> 01:21:17,202 - ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ - ♪ I will be waiting ♪ 1381 01:21:17,286 --> 01:21:18,828 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1382 01:21:20,913 --> 01:21:22,832 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1383 01:21:24,709 --> 01:21:26,627 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1384 01:21:28,545 --> 01:21:31,465 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1385 01:21:31,548 --> 01:21:33,842 - ♪ Time after time ♪♪ - [CHEERING] 1386 01:21:35,552 --> 01:21:37,429 [ROMY] See, I told you it would pay off... 1387 01:21:37,554 --> 01:21:40,056 to go to those clubs every night. 1388 01:21:43,684 --> 01:21:46,437 Oh, come on. 1389 01:21:50,231 --> 01:21:53,985 Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What do you want? 1390 01:21:54,069 --> 01:21:58,615 You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole. 1391 01:21:58,698 --> 01:22:00,824 Although I never screwed a sheep or my sister. 1392 01:22:00,908 --> 01:22:03,285 Why not? Couldn't catch 'em? 1393 01:22:03,369 --> 01:22:05,913 I guess I deserve that. 1394 01:22:05,996 --> 01:22:08,374 I was a jerk. 1395 01:22:08,499 --> 01:22:11,125 But I was so miserable in high school... 1396 01:22:11,209 --> 01:22:14,295 I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. 1397 01:22:14,379 --> 01:22:18,299 I just couldn't breathe there, you know? 1398 01:22:18,383 --> 01:22:20,884 Plus, I had this really bad stutter. 1399 01:22:22,511 --> 01:22:26,056 Listen, you, uh, wanna go somewhere quiet? 1400 01:22:26,139 --> 01:22:28,308 Somewhere where we can talk? 1401 01:22:28,392 --> 01:22:31,560 - You-You wanna talk to me? - Yeah. 1402 01:22:33,187 --> 01:22:35,398 Okay, cowboy, I don't know what your trip is... 1403 01:22:35,523 --> 01:22:38,359 - but if this is some kind of a sick game... - What? No. 1404 01:22:38,484 --> 01:22:40,276 If you fuck with me in any way... 1405 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,530 I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. 1406 01:22:43,655 --> 01:22:46,116 Capisce? 1407 01:22:46,199 --> 01:22:50,703 Look, I j-just w-wanted to talk. 1408 01:22:52,788 --> 01:22:54,707 Okay. 1409 01:22:54,790 --> 01:22:56,583 What the hell? 1410 01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:59,753 - What is your name? - C-Clarence. 1411 01:22:59,878 --> 01:23:01,796 - I like your hat, Clarence. - Thank you. 1412 01:23:01,921 --> 01:23:03,548 Pick up the pace. 1413 01:23:13,974 --> 01:23:16,435 You wait here. I'll prep my chopper. 1414 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,062 - Okay. - All right. 1415 01:23:19,187 --> 01:23:23,274 - [VOMITING] - Oh, my God, somebody's puking in the bushes. 1416 01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:25,276 Eeewww! 1417 01:23:27,778 --> 01:23:30,364 Hey, how you guys doin'? 1418 01:23:30,448 --> 01:23:32,741 Billy? 1419 01:23:32,824 --> 01:23:34,993 Chubbo? 1420 01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:37,370 The name is Romy. 1421 01:23:37,454 --> 01:23:42,708 Romy and Michele. 1422 01:23:42,791 --> 01:23:47,296 So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school? 1423 01:23:47,379 --> 01:23:49,715 [SCOFFS] She was. 1424 01:23:56,429 --> 01:23:58,765 You wanna get a room? 1425 01:23:58,848 --> 01:24:01,351 But you're married. 1426 01:24:01,434 --> 01:24:04,853 - To Christie. - Yeah, but you've got children... 1427 01:24:04,936 --> 01:24:08,065 and you're a successful real estate developer. 1428 01:24:09,691 --> 01:24:13,486 I do drywall for her old man's construction company. 1429 01:24:13,569 --> 01:24:17,281 And you know this new kid? Don't even know if he's mine. 1430 01:24:17,365 --> 01:24:20,910 [GIGGLING] So... 1431 01:24:21,035 --> 01:24:22,912 How about that room? 1432 01:24:27,999 --> 01:24:29,834 Okay. 1433 01:24:31,211 --> 01:24:34,380 Why don't you go and get that room? 1434 01:24:34,463 --> 01:24:38,258 Go and wash your face and take off all your clothes... 1435 01:24:38,342 --> 01:24:40,469 and I'll be up there in five minutes. 1436 01:24:40,552 --> 01:24:42,262 All right. 1437 01:24:43,554 --> 01:24:46,933 Your fantasy is gonna come true... 1438 01:24:47,058 --> 01:24:49,477 tonight. 1439 01:24:50,728 --> 01:24:52,647 - See you later. - Ugh... Okay. 1440 01:24:59,319 --> 01:25:01,238 - [BOTH SNICKERING] - God. 1441 01:25:01,321 --> 01:25:05,741 - Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait. - That's such a good one. 1442 01:25:05,866 --> 01:25:09,453 - Ladies. - [MICHELE GASPS] 1443 01:25:09,537 --> 01:25:15,083 - God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter? - I know. It's so cool. 1444 01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:18,253 I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off. 1445 01:25:18,336 --> 01:25:20,255 Ohh! 1446 01:25:20,338 --> 01:25:22,507 Thank you. 1447 01:25:25,342 --> 01:25:27,511 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1448 01:25:32,558 --> 01:25:36,769 Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you. 1449 01:25:36,894 --> 01:25:39,314 - Michele. - [CHUCKLES] 1450 01:25:39,397 --> 01:25:43,109 ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪ 1451 01:25:43,192 --> 01:25:47,112 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 1452 01:25:47,195 --> 01:25:50,449 ♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪ 1453 01:25:50,532 --> 01:25:54,328 ♪ We'll make heaven a place on earth ♪ 1454 01:25:54,411 --> 01:25:57,913 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 1455 01:25:57,997 --> 01:26:01,417 Billy. Billy! 1456 01:26:01,542 --> 01:26:04,211 Billy, where are you? 1457 01:26:05,296 --> 01:26:08,757 Billy. Damn it. Damn it! 1458 01:26:11,509 --> 01:26:13,428 [LAUGHING] 1459 01:26:15,263 --> 01:26:17,556 Oh, my God. Is that Heather? 1460 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,434 - [MICHELE] Go for it, Heather! - [WHOOPING] 1461 01:26:20,559 --> 01:26:24,605 ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪ 1462 01:26:24,688 --> 01:26:27,774 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 1463 01:26:27,857 --> 01:26:31,402 ♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪♪ 1464 01:26:31,527 --> 01:26:33,404 [ROMY] Thanks for stopping by. 1465 01:26:33,529 --> 01:26:35,573 Yeah, enjoy your fashions. 1466 01:26:35,657 --> 01:26:37,574 Have a Romy and Michele day. 1467 01:26:37,658 --> 01:26:40,410 - That was a good one. - Thanks. 1468 01:26:40,494 --> 01:26:42,746 I cannot believe how busy we've been. 1469 01:26:42,829 --> 01:26:46,750 I know. Hey, maybe we can pay back Sandy this week. 1470 01:26:46,832 --> 01:26:49,835 Um, I think we're about, like, two years away from that. 1471 01:26:49,961 --> 01:26:52,797 Oh. Okay. 1472 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:58,843 ♪♪ 1473 01:26:58,969 --> 01:27:02,889 Heather, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you? 1474 01:27:02,973 --> 01:27:06,267 No. No one. Thank you. 1475 01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:08,894 Okay, but if you burn it, you bought it. 1476 01:27:08,978 --> 01:27:11,230 Like I give a shit. I look like an asshole. 1477 01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:13,857 What? Nuh-uh. You look totally cute. 1478 01:27:13,941 --> 01:27:18,444 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. 1479 01:27:18,528 --> 01:27:21,030 Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words... 1480 01:27:21,114 --> 01:27:23,032 but come here. 1481 01:27:23,116 --> 01:27:26,286 - Ow! - God, that has been bugging me. 1482 01:27:26,369 --> 01:27:30,122 - Stay away from my bikini area. - Um, okay. 1483 01:27:30,247 --> 01:27:33,250 - I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must. - Okay. 1484 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:35,460 Let me have the tag, please. 1485 01:27:35,544 --> 01:27:37,462 Thank you. 1486 01:27:37,546 --> 01:27:39,463 You really do look cute. 1487 01:27:43,676 --> 01:27:46,178 - You know what? - Huh? 1488 01:27:46,304 --> 01:27:50,432 Despite that surly demeanor, I think we've just given her a big gift. 1489 01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:52,809 Okay, I mean, to give someone... 1490 01:27:52,892 --> 01:27:56,438 like Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion... 1491 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:59,106 We could've really changed her life. 1492 01:27:59,231 --> 01:28:02,234 Yeah. For me though, it's like... 1493 01:28:02,318 --> 01:28:05,237 I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know? 1494 01:28:05,321 --> 01:28:07,406 Only she's, like, a big giant girl... 1495 01:28:07,531 --> 01:28:10,408 who smokes and says "shit" a lot. 1496 01:28:10,533 --> 01:28:13,536 - You know? - Yeah. 1497 01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:17,290 - Yeah. Let's fold scarves! - Okay. 1498 01:28:17,373 --> 01:28:19,791 ♪♪ 1499 01:28:19,916 --> 01:28:21,793 - You know what, Michele? - Huh? 1500 01:28:21,918 --> 01:28:24,338 I think you are, like, the funnest person I know. 1501 01:28:24,421 --> 01:28:26,757 Me too. With you. 1502 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,759 [GASPS, CHUCKLES] 1503 01:28:28,842 --> 01:28:34,722 ♪♪ 1504 01:28:35,473 --> 01:28:38,517 ♪ See the people walkin' down the street ♪ 1505 01:28:38,601 --> 01:28:41,728 ♪ Fall in line Just watchin' all the feet ♪ 1506 01:28:41,811 --> 01:28:44,314 ♪ They don't know where they want to go ♪ 1507 01:28:44,397 --> 01:28:47,150 ♪ But they're walkin' in time ♪ 1508 01:28:47,233 --> 01:28:49,736 ♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪ 1509 01:28:49,819 --> 01:28:54,323 ♪ They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat ♪ 1510 01:29:00,828 --> 01:29:04,040 ♪ All the kids just gettin' out of school ♪ 1511 01:29:04,123 --> 01:29:07,251 ♪ They can't wait to hang out and be cool ♪ 1512 01:29:07,335 --> 01:29:09,420 ♪ Hang around till quarter after twelve ♪ 1513 01:29:09,504 --> 01:29:12,464 ♪ That's when they fall in line ♪ 1514 01:29:12,547 --> 01:29:14,841 ♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪ 1515 01:29:14,925 --> 01:29:19,805 ♪ Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat ♪ 1516 01:29:19,888 --> 01:29:26,894 ♪♪ 1517 01:29:30,648 --> 01:29:37,654 ♪♪ 1518 01:29:38,655 --> 01:29:41,782 ♪ Go-Go music really makes us dance ♪ 1519 01:29:41,865 --> 01:29:44,994 ♪ In the crowd it puts us in a trance ♪ 1520 01:29:45,077 --> 01:29:47,413 ♪ We want to So just give us a chance ♪ 1521 01:29:47,496 --> 01:29:50,207 ♪ That's when we fall in line ♪ 1522 01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:52,792 ♪ 'Cause we got the beat We got the beat ♪ 1523 01:29:52,875 --> 01:29:57,547 ♪ We got the beat Yeah, we got it ♪ 1524 01:29:59,382 --> 01:30:00,800 ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1525 01:30:02,759 --> 01:30:05,804 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ Everybody get off your feet ♪ 1526 01:30:05,887 --> 01:30:08,974 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We know you can dance to the beat ♪ 1527 01:30:09,057 --> 01:30:12,393 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ Jump back, kick 'round ♪ 1528 01:30:12,476 --> 01:30:15,271 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ 'Round and 'round and 'round ♪ 1529 01:30:15,396 --> 01:30:18,274 - Whoo! - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1530 01:30:18,399 --> 01:30:21,319 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1531 01:30:21,402 --> 01:30:23,695 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1532 01:30:23,820 --> 01:30:26,823 - ♪ We got the beat, we got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1533 01:30:26,906 --> 01:30:29,326 - ♪ We got the beat - ♪ We got the beat ♪♪ 118582