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On-- 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,625 Just attack them already! 17 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:09,125 Hey, Trapster. Where do you think you're going with my stuff? 18 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:12,083 [grunting] 19 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,208 -[shield clanks] -[laughs] 20 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:18,625 -Knock, knock. -Whoa. 21 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:19,708 [grunts] 22 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:21,958 [babbling, grunting] 23 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,958 [grunting] 24 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:26,958 [citizens scream] 25 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:33,166 -You're okay. -Whoa. Thanks, Cap. 26 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,166 You wanna give up? 27 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,958 [grunts] I'm ready to throw down. Are you? 28 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:39,875 Nah, we're just distracting you. 29 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:45,125 [exclaims] I'm stuck! What'd you do to me, you annoying robot? 30 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:49,208 I am not a robot. I am Vision, and you have been phased. 31 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,166 [Iron Man] Yeah, that's not a real saying, Vision. 32 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:53,375 And what are you trying to hit me with? 33 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,666 With glue, bro. That's my thing. 34 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,000 -Really? -Yes, obviously. 35 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:01,041 Now stop moving, bro. It's making it hard to hit you. 36 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,333 Right. Uh, that's not happening. 37 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,958 Try these on for size. 38 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:11,208 Uh-oh. 39 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,916 Whoops. 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,916 [Black Panther] The truck is out of control. Everyone, off. 41 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,291 -[clamoring] -[grunts] We got it. 42 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:26,375 [grunting] 43 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,958 Hold on! 44 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:46,375 You kinda look delicious right now. 45 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,708 Thor, heads up. 46 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:51,625 [groans, grunts] 47 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:56,708 [Thor] And just when all looked lost, that's when I saved the day. 48 00:02:56,791 --> 00:03:00,333 I used my trusty Mjolnir to smash that giant hat 49 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:04,291 into a million pieces for all of you to now clean up. 50 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:07,916 -You are welcome. -Whoa. 51 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,875 We apologize for the mess and inconvenience caused. 52 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,333 -Oh! It's Mr. Vision. -[Vision] We must be going, Thor. 53 00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:15,541 Oh, okay. Umโ€ฆ [clears throat] 54 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,833 โ€ฆyou know, someday I wish I could be an Avenger too. 55 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:21,750 Is there, um, like, you know, a way that I could call you 56 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,791 so we could, like, hang out sometime? 57 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:28,375 Ah, well, actually I just lost my raven and, uh, 58 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,666 need to get a new one. 59 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:34,375 But when I do, I will totally send it to you. 60 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,791 Farewell! 61 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:39,333 Wow. The Avengers just talked to me. 62 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:41,583 -[Ballinger] Dennis! -[yelps, grunts] 63 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:44,041 Why is that on your head? 64 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:46,375 [grunting] No reason, sir. 65 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:50,291 I keep telling you, Dennis, we're Damage Control. 66 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,708 We're in charge of cleaning up and fixing damage. 67 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:54,666 -We're not supposed to make more of it. -[grunting] 68 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,958 -[yelps, grunts] -[sighs] Where's the new guy? 69 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:59,208 [Ballinger] Terry! Come give Dennis a hand. 70 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:02,625 Yes, absolutely. Of course. Allow me to help. 71 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:05,250 Dennis, this is Terry, our new intern. 72 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,583 Show him around and stay out of trouble while we handle the cleanup. 73 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,041 You got it, boss. 74 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:15,041 [sighs] And be more careful, or at least try to be more careful. 75 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,250 Whew. Thanks for the save, Terry. 76 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,000 So, it's your first day. 77 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:24,083 I started off as an intern too. 78 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:27,333 But now I'm a fully-fledged member of Damage Control. 79 00:04:27,416 --> 00:04:28,583 I have the badge to prove it. 80 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:30,458 [Terry] So, how long does it take to get a badge? 81 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:31,833 Usually a year. 82 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:34,208 Seriously? That's a long time. 83 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,625 Yeah. Took me a bit longer on account of-- 84 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:39,791 Wellโ€ฆ [chuckles] โ€ฆI don't know if you noticed or not, 85 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:41,916 but I kinda break things a lot. 86 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,458 [chuckles] Now, you see this? 87 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:45,750 This shouldn't be here. 88 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,916 It's okay. I know where everything goes. I can move it. 89 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:55,500 [grunting] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, please. No. 90 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,208 -Dennis, out of the way. -[gasping] 91 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:58,625 Hold on. I can fix it. 92 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,625 [employees grunting] 93 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:04,875 This will steady it. 94 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,208 Dennis, no, don't. 95 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,833 -Hey, what happened? -[groans] 96 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:14,166 Ah, gross. [exclaims] 97 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,333 Sorry, everyone. 98 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:20,416 [sighs] All righty, everyone. That's a wrap. 99 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,958 See you tomorrow. 100 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:31,375 You know, it's kind of impressive how you break every single thing you touch. 101 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,791 I don't know. Maybe you're in the wrong line of work. 102 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,000 But I love being at Damage Control. 103 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,000 I-I get to work with the Avengers. 104 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,041 Well, I mean, sort of work after them, but-- 105 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:43,833 [sighs] It's like the closest I'll ever be to being a superhero. 106 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:46,333 You are really into the Avengers. 107 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:48,333 Yeah. How could you not be? 108 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,333 [stammers] They have these amazing superpowers, 109 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,958 and they use them to help people. 110 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,583 Anyway, you want to get some popcorn? There's this new place. 111 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:58,416 No, I gotta go look for something, but I'm so glad I met you, man. 112 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,791 See you again soon, Dennis. 113 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,125 You too, Terry. 114 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,416 Two hot chocolates, please. 115 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,083 Whoa. I got it. 116 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:11,083 -[stammers] Be careful with that. -Thanks. 117 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:17,833 [sighs] Another marvelous day in New York City. I just love living here. 118 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:20,791 I mean, where else can you see superheroes around every corner? 119 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:25,250 Iceman, just the way you like it. Hot cocoa with two marshmallows. 120 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,166 Oh, my favorite. 121 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:30,041 Stay cool, dude. Stay cool. 122 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:34,458 -You never know who you might bump into. -[Invisible Woman grunts] 123 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:37,166 [Invisible Woman] Hey, look where you're going. I'm walking. 124 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:39,333 Sorry, I didn't see you. 125 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:43,083 Wow, okay. I can't believe I bumped into the Invisible Woman. [chuckles] 126 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,458 At least I think it was her. 127 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:47,500 No parking on Thursdays? 128 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:50,541 Vengeance shall be mine. 129 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:51,875 [screaming] 130 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,791 As I was saying, I just love living here. 131 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,708 I mean, where else can you take CrossFit with Frank Castle? 132 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:02,458 -[people in studio panting and screaming] -Faster, faster! Punish those calories! 133 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:03,708 -[yells] -[panting] 134 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,666 -[panting] -Don't you dare. 135 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,333 [yells, grunts] 136 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,750 Hey, Jeff. 137 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,458 -[music playing] -Ghost-Spider. 138 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,166 You get your hot dogs here? 139 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,708 Yeah, yeah. Me too, me too. 140 00:07:19,791 --> 00:07:22,625 [stammers] This place has the best ones. I mean, don't you think? 141 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:25,875 Okay. See you later. 142 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,125 Wow. She is a great listener. 143 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,125 Was someone talking to me? 144 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:37,583 Ah, geez. Howard the Duck has jury duty, so he can't make it to the card game. 145 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:41,291 Another night of solitaire for ol' Gambit. 146 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:44,000 We'll never find someone else to play. 147 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,583 You need another person for cards? 148 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:49,791 Ah. Sorry, kid. Our game's for superheroes only. 149 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:54,750 Wow. Game night with Gambit and the Thing. Can you imagine? [grunts] 150 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,541 -That has to be the most incredible-- -Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 151 00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:59,500 Are you talking to the audience? 152 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:03,500 She-Hulk. Oh, wow. [stammers] It's so nice to meet you. 153 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,791 Talking to the audience is my thing. 154 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,625 Oh, but I thought Deadpool was the one who-- 155 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:10,458 Nope. Mm-mmm. No, no, no, no, no, no. 156 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:14,041 I did it first, and I sued him for stealing my bit. 157 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:16,541 Sued him right out of this very special. 158 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:19,625 Oh, o-okay. Sorry, I won't do it again. 159 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,583 Ugh. Don't feel bad. All right, here. 160 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:25,791 I've got a couple of these left. These will get you into Avengers Con. 161 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:28,708 Tomorrow's Avengers Con? 162 00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:31,166 But that's been sold out for months. [sighs] 163 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:34,541 I've always wanted to go. [babbles] Thank you. 164 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,875 Yeah. Yeah. Calm down. You're welcome. 165 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:40,541 But seriously, you monologue one more time, 166 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:43,750 I'm gonna come into your house and rip up all your comics. 167 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,833 [Dennis] Avengers Con. Wow. 168 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,666 I mean, I don't have any powers, but, man, wouldn't it be awesome 169 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,083 if I could somehow be an Avenger? 170 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:08,083 [Gloria] You could never be a superhero. 171 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,666 You're too clumsy, Dennis. 172 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,000 You break everything you touch. You're nothing but trouble. 173 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:17,208 [groans] Hi, Gloria. How are you this evening? 174 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:21,666 Fine till you showed up. What kind of superhero would you be? 175 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:25,291 Demolition Man? Well, Mr. Avenger, for your first mission, 176 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,791 how about you clean up that mess you just made, huh? 177 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:33,166 -[Rocket groaning] Nah. -[gasps] 178 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,916 What about this? No. Hmm? 179 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,416 Hey, this ain't what it looks like. 180 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,583 You gonna eat that? Asking for a friend. 181 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,916 I am Groot! 182 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,291 [Gloria] Dennis, 183 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,041 quit talking to raccoons and weeds. 184 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,833 -I am Groot! -[grunts] 185 00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:51,791 My cranky neighbor, Gloria. 186 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:55,000 Doesn't like me because I'm always making mistakes and breaking things. 187 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:56,666 You want, I can blast her. 188 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,291 I am Groot. I am Groot. 189 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:01,916 Nah, she's right. I do break everything. 190 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:10,083 Bet the Avengers don't have to deal with stuff like this. 191 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:13,083 They probably only do stuff that's awesome. 192 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:16,583 [groans] I am trying to turn left. 193 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,958 Which way? Your left or my left? 194 00:10:19,041 --> 00:10:21,250 [groans] Don't confuse me. [grunts] 195 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,083 Are you even lifting it? 196 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:27,083 -Yes. Are you lifting? -Stop yelling at me. 197 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,250 Tomorrow sure is gonna be fun. 198 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:33,250 Some pretty odd stuff we've accumulated over the years. 199 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,458 Yes. Our fans do enjoy it when we bring these items out of the vault once a year. 200 00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,416 I don't even remember this one. 201 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,666 Where'd Thor find this? 202 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:47,458 Found it wedged in the armpit of a rather grumpy lava troll on Vanaheim. [chuckles] 203 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:48,875 Oh, no. 204 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,791 -Wait. No, that was something else. -[object clatters] 205 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,791 [Hulk] Ow! My foot. 206 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,041 [yawns, groans] 207 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,125 [alarm beeps] 208 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:07,875 Yes. 209 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:12,708 Gotta get through one more day of work, then right after, it's Avengers Con. 210 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Why are we standing around? Come on, come on. 211 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:18,083 The sooner we get started, the sooner we-- 212 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,208 Oh, no. 213 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:23,500 [Ballinger] I'm gonna have to bill you for the damage. What's your name again? 214 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,708 Moon Knight? 215 00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:29,250 Yes. Moon Knight. That is who I am. 216 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:32,416 And this is my partner, Devil-- Uh, Daredevil. 217 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:37,000 That's us. Moon Knight and Daredevil. [chuckles] 218 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,625 Yeah. Send us the bill. 219 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:42,333 Huh. I'd say Daredevil looks bigger in person. 220 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,916 -[whistle blows] -[sighs] 221 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,208 All right. That's lunch. Take 30. 222 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,583 This job's taking forever. 223 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:59,041 At this rate, I'm gonna have to stay late and miss Avengers Con. 224 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:02,833 Oh, you're right. We just need bigger tools. 225 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,125 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. They don't let me use the big stuff. 226 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:12,916 Come on, Dennis. With that thing, you could get this place cleaned up 227 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,375 before everyone gets back from lunch. 228 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,541 I'm not so sure. 229 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,958 Let me ask you this. 230 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,708 Do you want to go to Avengers Con or not? 231 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,500 [exhales deeply] I can do this. 232 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,250 Uh-oh. Careful. 233 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,458 Whew. [chuckles] 234 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,625 No. No, no, no, no. 235 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,291 [screams] 236 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,958 [Terry] Boss, using the crane, that was my idea. 237 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,916 No, it's my fault. 238 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,333 [sighs] Both of you are gonna stay to clean this up. 239 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:04,541 As long as it takes. All night if you have to. 240 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,583 Now, I'll never get to Avengers Con. 241 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,541 Oh, come on. That's quitter talk. 242 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,333 If we work hard, there's nothing we can't do. 243 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,708 -I don't know, Terry. -[tuts] 244 00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:20,166 I know. Now, let's broom. 245 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,375 [blows] 246 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,625 You know, I was really expecting "let's broom" to be way more motivating. 247 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:50,208 We're never gonna get this done. Ow. Ow, ow. Ow! 248 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:56,541 You know, there's still a way to get you to Avengers Con. 249 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,000 [Ghost Rider screams] Vengeance! 250 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,083 [Dennis] Are you sure about this, Terry? 251 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,916 Absolutely sure about this. 252 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,500 Damage Control HQ has all sorts of high-tech gadgets and gizmos. 253 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:13,875 I bet there's something here that'd clean that mess up lickety-split. 254 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,041 Yeah, I don't think Mr. Ballinger would like this. 255 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:22,416 Look, I'd do this myself, but I don't have a Damage Control badge. 256 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,666 If you let me help you, you can still go to Avengers Con 257 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,458 and meet your heroes, man. 258 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:30,875 But there's no way this is gonna work. I only have a level one badge. 259 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,583 It's not gonna get us in. 260 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,875 [computer voice] Level one janitorial clearance. 261 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,000 Welcome. 262 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,250 Oh. 263 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,958 Forty-four, 45, item 46, item 47. Oh, look. 264 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,416 Here we are. Item 48. 265 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,458 Terry, what is this? 266 00:14:57,541 --> 00:15:01,291 This, my friend, is the Regal Practical Duster. 267 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:05,666 Discovered by the great Reed Richards somewhere beyond our known universe. 268 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,708 So powerful that it could consume anything. 269 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,416 That's not what you want to use to clean up the mess, is it? 270 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,916 Oh, no. It's way too dangerous, Terry. 271 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,791 Mmm. Exactly. 272 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,375 Oh, no. 273 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,916 -That sounds weird. -What is that? 274 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,166 [civilian 2] It says "Galactus"? 275 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,250 Run! 276 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:41,541 [civilians screaming, clamoring] 277 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,166 Quick! Come here! Into the lobby! 278 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,500 [Iceman] Hey, man. [grunts] 279 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:56,375 Not cool. Not cool. [grunts] 280 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:57,708 [screams] 281 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,291 Okay, class, listen up-- 282 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,208 -[CrossFit students scream] -Hey, where you going? 283 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,791 Oh! Oh, no pain, no gain! 284 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,916 [grunting] 285 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,166 -[Rocket] No, no, no, no, no! -I am Groot! 286 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,500 [Ghost-Spider] At least it's not another inter-dimensional portal! 287 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,083 [panting] 288 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:19,708 Ow! Ugh, stupid fourth wall! 289 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,750 [pants] Where is that thing going? 290 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,125 [Dennis] Oh, no. 291 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,583 [fan 1] Oh, I love him. He's my favorite. 292 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,916 Hi, Hulk. 293 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,583 [fan 3] Can I have your autograph? 294 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:35,375 [fan 4] Can we get a selfie, please? Just one selfie? 295 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,916 [fan 5] Oh, yeah, man! [laughs] 296 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,583 [shutter clicks] 297 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,916 Thanks, Black Panther. 298 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,291 [screaming, panting] 299 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,958 -[screams, panting] -[Black Panther grunts] 300 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,625 [fans clamoring] 301 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,083 [Iron Man] That is not from around here. 302 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,166 Avengers assemble! 303 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,833 [Hulk grunts] 304 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,750 [panting] 305 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,500 -[pants] -Vision, let's light it up. 306 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,375 [screaming] 307 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,708 Uh-oh. [straining, grunting] 308 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:34,166 Thor! [grunts] I got you. [grunts] 309 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,875 [grunting] 310 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:42,666 Oh, thank goodness. Oh, wait. Oh, no! 311 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,250 This can't be happening! 312 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:50,000 Vision! Mr. Vision! [groans, grunts] 313 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,333 I've got you. Just hold on. 314 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,375 We'll be okay as long as we don't lose our-- 315 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,125 [shrieking] 316 00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,291 I'm so sorry. 317 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:02,625 I am an android. I am fine. You saved me. 318 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,458 Well, you saved 16% of me. 319 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:17,041 [all groaning, grunting] 320 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,083 This turned out even better than I could have imagined. 321 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,041 And I've got quite the imagination. 322 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,166 Terry! 323 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,583 Well. 324 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:29,208 On behalf of Damage Control, you can kiss your internship goodbye. 325 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:32,208 [laughing] 326 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,416 Oh, Dennis. 327 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:38,833 I've been trying to get my hands on this for a long, long time, man. 328 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:43,416 The problem was that the Avengers had it. But now with them out of the way, 329 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,041 it's all mine. 330 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,833 [laughs] Ugh. Not this. 331 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,166 Behold! 332 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,916 The axe that wields the power to reshape the world. 333 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,416 [gasps] Terry? 334 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,125 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, my friend. 335 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,625 With this axe, I am no longer a mere Terry. 336 00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:18,791 I am now known as Terrax! 337 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,958 [chuckles] Wait, are you just adding "ax" to the end of your name? 338 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,791 Terry with an axe? 339 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:28,083 No, that's ridiculous. I would never be Ter-- 340 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,166 Shut up! 341 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,958 The axe is mine, and I, Terrax, 342 00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:43,041 have defeated Earth's Mightiest Heroes. 343 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,333 I've defeated the Invincible Iron Man, 344 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,166 the Mighty Thor, 345 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,916 the Incredible Hulk, 346 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,291 and the unstoppable Tom Brady. 347 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,333 I was on vacation, and this thing just sucked me up. 348 00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:59,458 Oh, now this planet belongs to me, 349 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:03,916 but I couldn't have done it without my best pal Dennis. 350 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,458 Whoa. Not cool, Dennis. Not cool. 351 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,708 [Dennis] But-- But n-- I didn't mean-- 352 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,125 No. [stammers] It wasn't my-- 353 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:14,791 [baby cries] 354 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,625 Thanks again, Dennis. 355 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,791 [cackling] 356 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,083 [Dennis shouts] 357 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:26,666 And now you'll see a world with no Avengers. 358 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,958 Ha, ha, ha. 359 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:39,708 [civilians screaming, clamoring] 360 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,083 Well, well, well. 361 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,791 Look what you did now. 362 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,375 I always knew you'd eventually break everything. 363 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,833 [sighs] 364 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:58,833 [grunts, groans] 365 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,333 [sighs] This is all my fault. 366 00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:03,833 The Avengers are captured. There's no one left to save the city. 367 00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,583 I'm sorry, Mr. Vision. 368 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,458 I didn't mean to pull your head off. I didn't mean to do any of this. 369 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,708 -Hello, Dennis. -[shrieks, grunts] 370 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:16,458 [Terry cackles] 371 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,416 Oh, so much to do. 372 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,416 I can build anything I want with this axe. 373 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,500 So first things first. 374 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,375 Just so there's no doubt who rules this world. 375 00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:37,875 Yes, this will do nicely. 376 00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:40,208 [Hulk grunting] 377 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,333 Save your strength, big guy. 378 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,458 Yeah, we could be in here for a while. [sighs] 379 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:46,541 Go fish. 380 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,916 If Vision's head is out there, he's running on backup battery. 381 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,250 He's not gonna have much time left before his system starts to malfunction. 382 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,666 [Black Panther] Wherever his head is, let us hope it is in good hands. 383 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,750 Mr. Vision, are you okay? 384 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,333 Please, just call me Vision. 385 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:03,125 I'm so sorry for what happened. 386 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:06,958 The Avengers, Terrax, Galactus, you losing your body. 387 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:10,083 It's all my fault. All of this is my fault. 388 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:13,666 Now is not the time for self-pity. There is a way we can free the Avengers. 389 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,000 Oh, thank goodness. 390 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,125 I-I was worried you didn't have a plan to fix this. 391 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:20,791 If I can retrieve a power booster and be reunited with my body, 392 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:23,583 I should be strong enough to phase and break through Galactus. 393 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:26,125 That sounds amazing. Terrific. 394 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,833 How do we do that? 395 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,291 First, you must get me to Avengers Tower. 396 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,833 There will be a power booster there. 397 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,875 Okay, Vision. What's the best way to get to Avengers Tower? 398 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:40,333 [stammering] Showing directions to shawarma restaurants near you. 399 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,375 Okay, great, so what-what was it? What? 400 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:43,500 Apologies. 401 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,708 I am losing power and starting to malfunction 402 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,666 due to being separated from my body. 403 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:50,875 If I'm not made whole soon, I will cease to function. 404 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,791 Okay. Well, don't worry, Mr. Vision-- 405 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,875 [stammers] Vision. I won't let that happen. 406 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,250 We can do this. I can do this. 407 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,333 [Gloria] No, you can't. 408 00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,708 Not a good time, Gloria. 409 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,333 [Vision] If you do not mind me asking, Dennis, 410 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:06,458 what are you wearing? 411 00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:09,958 It's my superhero costume. I made it to wear to Avengers Con. 412 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,208 I figured now was a good time for it. 413 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,208 [gasps] 414 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,416 Why is Galactus here? 415 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,958 We had better keep moving. 416 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:23,000 [Dennis] Vision, what's it like being a superhero? 417 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,166 [Vision] What do you mean? 418 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,000 I've just always wondered 'cause, you know, 419 00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:28,083 I've always wanted to be an Avenger. 420 00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,750 But I don't have any powers. 421 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:32,375 Or anything I'm good at. Soโ€ฆ 422 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,333 This conversation will have to wait. 423 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:35,666 We are here. 424 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,500 [Dennis] I can't believe I'm standing in the Hall of Armor. 425 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:43,000 Oh, my gosh, is that the Mark I? 426 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,083 And Thor's cape! Are those trick arrows? Ow! 427 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,666 Nope. Real arrows. 428 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,625 [whispering] No way. One of Cap's shields. 429 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,833 Please, be careful, Dennis. 430 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:56,000 [grunting] Yeah! I can do this all-- [yelps] 431 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,708 You're not careful, you could take someone's head off with this thing. 432 00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:02,208 [gasps] Oh, wow! 433 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:07,625 Captain America, and Daredevil. Dazzler, Moon Girl, Moon Knight, and Wolverine! 434 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:10,166 -Bub. -What happened, Vision? 435 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,666 You look, uh, shorter. 436 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,500 At the moment, I'm just a head. 437 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:15,583 But with your help, 438 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:18,458 I will both get my body back and free the Avengers. 439 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,041 Look, I speak for all of us. 440 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,916 We only have one question. 441 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,625 -Who is that? -Hi. 442 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:28,000 Dennis is with me. He works at Damage Control. 443 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,208 Damage Control. 444 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:32,666 They're the ones who keep sending us bills for damage we didn't do. 445 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:37,083 [chuckling] Oh, my gosh. That's so weird. 446 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,166 I'm here to help. 447 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,125 My superhero name is D-Man. 448 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:45,250 Well, we're saved. D-Man is here. 449 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:48,333 Not the best look. The mask is all right, though. 450 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:50,708 The mask isn't as important as your name. 451 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:53,125 You gotta do something about your hero name. 452 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,125 My name? Is it bad? 453 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:56,625 It ain't good. 454 00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:57,791 Don't forget the song too. 455 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:00,833 Every hero's gotta use a super cool, heavy metal, 456 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:05,125 rock-and-roll song for when you're fighting villains! 457 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:10,250 [stammering] Today's weather will be cool and breezy with a high of 75. 458 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:14,125 And three cups garlic and 12 tablespoons butter. 459 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,625 [clears throat] Pardon me. 460 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,083 My battery is fading, and I need a power booster. 461 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,375 Once I am reunited with my body, 462 00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:23,375 it will allow my phasing abilities to break through Galactus. 463 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:25,041 Done. What's our next move? 464 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,125 Next, we let Terrax capture me. 465 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,666 Uh, I'm sorry, what? 466 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,416 [Dennis] This is such a great plan. 467 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,250 I mean, all we gotta do is get Vision's head sucked up by Galactus 468 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,041 and reconnected with Vision's body? 469 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,916 It seems like it's pretty easy to get Galactus to eat things up. 470 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,041 Man, I cannot wait to see the look on Terrax's face 471 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,541 when he realizes we tricked him. 472 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:47,958 Oh, Dennis. Anyone ever tell you how loud you talk? 473 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:49,291 Oh. 474 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:53,875 So, usually we don't tell the super villain our plan ahead of time. 475 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,791 No, not that it matters. 476 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:02,583 Not when I have the power to reshape the world. 477 00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:10,166 [roars] 478 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:13,583 Wellโ€ฆ [sighs] โ€ฆthere's something you don't see every day. 479 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,541 [Wolverine] Watch out, kid. 480 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 [grunting] 481 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,416 [grunts] 482 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,958 [grunts] 483 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:27,666 [grunts] 484 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,208 [grunting] 485 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,333 [grunts] 486 00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:38,666 [roars] 487 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,333 [grunting] 488 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:45,291 [panting, whimpering] 489 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,750 [shouts] 490 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:50,083 [yelp, shouting] 491 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,666 -[grunts] -I got ya! 492 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,833 Oh, no! 493 00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:56,125 Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow. My head. 494 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,541 You all right? 495 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,000 No, not really. 496 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,875 I dropped Vision, and I don't know where he is. 497 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,916 Just get yourself somewhere safe. Let us handle this. 498 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,333 [yelps, shrieks] 499 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,750 [grunts] 500 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,541 -[grunts] -[shrieks, grunts] 501 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,625 [Dennis] Get him, Cap. 502 00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:26,833 [grunting] 503 00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:28,541 Hey! Stop! Ow! [grunts] 504 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,333 [grunts] 505 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:39,208 [grunts, groans] 506 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:41,916 [shrieks] 507 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,083 With that, no more Avengers. 508 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,458 [sighs] 509 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53,000 Vision? Vision. Can you hear me? 510 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:56,416 Where are you? Vision! 511 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,583 -Over here, Dennis. -Oh! 512 00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:04,791 I messed it all up again. I'm sorry. 513 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,916 We cannot give up hope. It is not over yet. 514 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,666 It is for me. 515 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,541 I don't wanna pretend anymore. 516 00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:12,166 Gloria's right. 517 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,416 All I do is break everything I touch. 518 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:18,458 You asked me before what it was like to be a superhero. 519 00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:22,041 Being an Avenger is about being the best version of yourself. 520 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,875 Well, if that's what it is, then I'm not a hero. 521 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,666 Be myself. [scoffs] 522 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:29,041 Being myself is what caused this whole mess. 523 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,166 But that is not a reason to give up. 524 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,583 What's the point of even trying? [yelps] 525 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,458 [grunts] 526 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,125 Ow! 527 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,958 All I'm good at doing is breaking stuff. [grunts] 528 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,500 [gasps] I'm good at breaking stuff. 529 00:28:52,916 --> 00:28:54,166 [laughing] 530 00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:55,666 What are you doing? 531 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,541 I'm really good at breaking stuff! 532 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:02,833 Oh, this is kind of gross, but I don't care. 533 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,833 I am Demolition Man! 534 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,583 Oh, great. What's he building now? 535 00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:16,375 [Terry] Oh, I'm glad you asked. 536 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:19,958 A monument to the greatest thing ever. 537 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:21,041 Me. 538 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:24,083 No, Terry. I'm not gonna let that happen. 539 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,791 You should have stayed out of my way, Dennis. 540 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,541 Only my friends call me Dennis. 541 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:34,541 You can call me Demolition Man. 542 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,708 Is that the broom guy from Damage Control? 543 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,083 Well, we're toast. 544 00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:41,916 [Dennis] You may be good at building things, Terrax, 545 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,875 but I'm good at demolishing things, 546 00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:47,541 and that's what I'm gonna do because I'm a superhero now. 547 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,666 -I have the costume. -That's debatable. 548 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,708 -I have the name. -Is he serious? 549 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,750 And I even have a super cool, heavy metal, rock-and-roll song. 550 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,375 -Oh, no. -Vision, 551 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:59,083 play me a super cool, heavy metal, rock-and-roll song. 552 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,166 [Gloria] Don't mess it up, Dennis. 553 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:02,833 Not now, Gloria! 554 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:07,000 Now playing "Gloria" by Laura Branigan. 555 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,541 ["Gloria" plays] 556 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,666 No. Wait, wait, wait! I didn't pick yet. 557 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,500 Heads up, Dennis. 558 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:13,666 [shrieking] 559 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,291 [grunts] 560 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,208 [groans, grunts] 561 00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:20,708 [screaming] 562 00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:23,041 Welcome to the Avengers, kid. 563 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,333 Hope you survive the experience. 564 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:29,375 [screaming, panting] 565 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:31,291 Okay, okay. There's Galactus. 566 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,958 We got this, Vision. [screams] 567 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,208 We don't got this, we don't got this! 568 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,583 [grunts, screams] 569 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,083 We must stick with the plan. 570 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:45,708 Get closer to Galactus, and get me inside. 571 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,458 -I'm trying! -Duck! 572 00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:50,083 [music fades out] 573 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,875 Vision! 574 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:55,375 What was I thinking? 575 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,208 I'm gonna fail again. 576 00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,166 I've got the name and the costume and the song, but I'm not a hero. 577 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,916 Names and costumes and songs do not matter. 578 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,041 Be yourself. 579 00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:06,333 You are good at making a mess of things. 580 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:09,416 So be Demolition Man. 581 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,416 I got this. 582 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,125 [Terry] Dennis! 583 00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,250 Huh? Get away from that. 584 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:24,750 That belongs to me. 585 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:27,666 Oh, the irony. 586 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,458 Gotta get you inside Galactus. 587 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,791 [screams] 588 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:46,041 [screams] 589 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,333 Almost there. 590 00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:51,708 Now to get you back to your body. 591 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,083 Get ready. 592 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:57,708 [grunts] 593 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,833 [all groan] 594 00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,250 -Seriously? -Ah. Terrible throw. 595 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,083 Oh, no. 596 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:13,833 It is okay to make mistakes, Dennis, as long as you remember to be yourself. 597 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,250 No! 598 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,208 You fail again, Dennis. 599 00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:21,250 -Vision! -[grunts] 600 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,250 [groaning, grunting] 601 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:27,291 You're no superhero. 602 00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:29,375 [grunts, pants] 603 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:32,958 Maybe, but I know how to break stuff. 604 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,791 No! 605 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,583 [coughing, groans] 606 00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:46,041 Need a hand, Demolition Man? 607 00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,625 Vision? You're okay? 608 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:50,375 We all are. Thanks to you. 609 00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,708 By the way, big fan. 610 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,125 Oh, you wanna play? Then let's play! 611 00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:16,666 ["Holding Out For A Hero" plays] 612 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,583 -[roars] -[whistles] 613 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:22,041 -[horn honks] -[roars] 614 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,208 [engine revs] 615 00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,416 Avengers assemble! 616 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,125 [screaming] 617 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,375 [all screaming] 618 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:30,958 [shouts, grunts] 619 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,291 Let's bring the pain to the train. 620 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,291 [She-Hulk yelps] 621 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,375 [Hulk groans] 622 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,625 [She-Hulk yelps] 623 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:14,083 [shouts] 624 00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:17,416 [Iceman] Hey, dino. Time to put you on ice. 625 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,958 [Hulk grunting] 626 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:27,166 Hey, Terrax, this belongs to you. [grunts] 627 00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:30,916 [groans] Ow! 628 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,916 -[groans] -Yes! 629 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,875 Yes! You still got it, Tommy. You still got it. 630 00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:39,708 [She-Hulk panting, grunting] 631 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:41,208 A little help over here? 632 00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:44,500 [laughs] Pick a card, any card. 633 00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:00,916 Vengeance! 634 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,458 [cackling] 635 00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,083 -[Groot] I am Groot! -What? 636 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,916 You're hungry again? 637 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,500 Who's next? Who's next? 638 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:14,875 [grunting] 639 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:21,791 [groans] Why is it always me who gets the clowns? 640 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:25,375 [grunting, groaning] 641 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,625 [groaning, grunting] 642 00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:33,166 Hold still, will ya? [groans] Uh-oh. 643 00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:36,708 [growls] 644 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:42,708 [grunts] 645 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,541 Just like Budapest. 646 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:50,625 [panting] 647 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,041 [grunting] 648 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:55,208 [groans] 649 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:57,833 [grunts] 650 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:03,458 [grunts, screaming] 651 00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:07,958 [grunts, groans] It's clobbering t-- [grunts] 652 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,625 [Moon Girl scoffs] You call that a glove? 653 00:36:10,708 --> 00:36:13,291 Try this one on for size! 654 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,500 Have you heard the one about the toad getting struck by lightning? 655 00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:25,625 -What? Oh. -[thunderclap] 656 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,958 [grunting, groaning] 657 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,458 [grunts] 658 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,250 [Iron Man] We need to break through that shield before he recovers. 659 00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:43,750 Vision! I need a weak spot. 660 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:46,041 Firing now, Demolition Man. 661 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,625 [screams] 662 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,750 Care to do the honors? 663 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:09,875 Huh? Wha-- What happened? 664 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,791 You're gonna have to clean this mess up, Terry. 665 00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:14,125 I'll get you a broom. 666 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:17,291 -[fans cheering] -[fan 7] Gosh, they're really here! 667 00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:20,291 -[crowd cheers] -Captain America! 668 00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:24,875 Hiya, folks. 669 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,791 Welcome back to Avengers Con. 670 00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,833 We've got a special announcement for ya. 671 00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:30,375 Do me a favor, put your hands together 672 00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,083 for the newest member of the Avengers. 673 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:35,666 [crowd cheers, applauds] 674 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:39,541 Yeah! Demolition Man. Yeah, you're the best. 675 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,833 I always believed in him. He's my neighbor, you know. 676 00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:46,000 Welcome to the Avengers, Demolition Man. 677 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,625 Well done, Dennis. 678 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:54,041 Thank you. [chuckles] 679 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:56,833 This is seriously a dream. I meanโ€ฆ [stammers] โ€ฆI just wanna say-- 680 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,708 [Deadpool yelps] I'm here! 681 00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:04,791 [pants] I'm here. 682 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,958 [panting] 683 00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,375 Hang on. 684 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,083 Is this the post credits? 685 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:14,875 Am I seriously the post-credit scene? Come on! 686 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,583 -Deadpool! -Whoa! [grunts] 687 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:19,875 I said you weren't allowed to be in this special! 688 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:24,208 O-O-Okay. Hold on, Shulkie. Uh, take it easy. 689 00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:25,791 -[grunts] -Just-- [groans] 690 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:28,875 [grunts] No, no, no, no, no! [screams] Somebody help me! 691 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,916 -[exclaiming, screams] I wanna stay! -[groans] 692 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,708 [Deadpool] Please let me be in the special! 693 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,500 [She-Hulk groaning, grunting] 694 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,416 Irving! Irving Forbush, yes. I see you. 695 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,375 I see your name, Irving. You've gotta help me. 696 00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,750 Come on, you're a producer! 697 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:45,416 -[groaning, grunting] -He's just an associate producer. 698 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,291 -[grunts] -He has no real power. 699 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:53,250 [gasps] How dare you say that about Irv? [shrieks] I'm tiny! I'm tiny! 700 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,500 Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute. Is this the Quantum Realm? 701 00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:58,375 Ant-Man, save me. 702 00:38:58,458 --> 00:39:00,541 [grunting] 703 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,500 [pants, screams] Oh, thank goodness. 704 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,375 [exclaims] Deadpool doesn't like to be tiny. [shrieks] 705 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,625 -Oh, come on. [groaning, grunting] -Quit fighting! 706 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,000 Let go of my feet! [grunts] Let go of my feet! 707 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,083 [strains] Why are they so small? 708 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,166 How dare you! 709 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:19,541 They are perfectly normal-sized feet! [grunts] 710 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,208 Trying to cut me from this special 711 00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:24,333 is a worse outrage than Red Hulk's mustache! 712 00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:27,916 -Your deep-cut references can't hurt me. -[screams] 713 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,125 [shrieks] No! [panting] I won't forget this, Irving Forbush! 714 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,958 -[shrieks] -Whew! 715 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:37,083 Okay. Roll 'em for real now. 716 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,708 [Deadpool] My feet are still in, so I'm still in the special. 49093

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