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Older Ted: Every architect can point to
that one design that changed their career.
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For me, it was around the time
of my 31st birthday.
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It wasn't a museum or a
concert hall or a skyscraper.
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It was something else.
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We're opening a restaurant called
rib town, and we want it to be shaped...
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Like a cowboy hat.
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Look, I need the work. I
don't have any other options.
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Well, there's always
that teaching job.
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Yeah, I didn't work this hard to be stuck
in some crappy, dead-end teaching job.
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No offense, Lily. I got
peed on three times today.
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No arguments here.
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I just gotta nail this hat building,
so I'll see you all in three days.
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Older Ted: For the next
three days, I worked harder
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than I'd ever worked in my life.
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And I got nowhere.
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Hey, Ted, what're you doing?
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Designing a building
shaped like a hat.
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Now a good time to chat? No.
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So, what do you think of Robin?
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Barney, I really need
to get to work, so...
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Great. Say you and I
went suit-shopping,
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and you happened upon a beautiful
suit, a beautiful Canadian suit.
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Double-breasted.
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You try it on, but it's not
exactly the right fit for you.
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So, you put it back.
Then I try it on.
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I don't really want
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to take the same suit that you had
your eye on, but at the same time,
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I really like that suit.
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Buy the suit, Barney.
You clearly care about it.
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Tell the suit how you feel.
Okay.
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But, Ted, remember that that
was your answer because...
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The suit is Robin.
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I know!
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Right?
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I'm with you, buddy.
You are now.
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Because I explained it
to you. What are you...
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Come on, dude, you've been at
this for three days without a break.
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Now, it's your birthday. Come up
to the roof and have a beer with me.
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No can do. Presentation is tomorrow.
Hat buildings don't design themselves.
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It's a rib joint for
fat tourists.
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Just make sure the doors are
wide and the chairs are reinforced.
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Now, birthday beer
on the roof. Let's go!
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Why do you want me to come up
to the roof so bad?
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What, are you throwing me
a surprise party?
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What? Come on.
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Ted, we threw you a surprise
party last year, okay?
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You don't get two surprise
parties in a row.
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The fact that anyone showed up
to the first one was surprise enough.
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Right? Two surprise parties
in a row! That is rich!
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That is rich!
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Classic! Classic...
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He still won't come up.
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Come on. What the crap?
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I knew having a second
surprise party was a bad idea.
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Yes, Robin, I know. This
party is... it's a disaster.
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It was my idea.
I take responsibility.
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And there's really only
one thing to do about it.
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Oh, Marshall, no.
Lily, I have to do this!
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There's
no point in putting it off any longer.
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Older Ted: I should explain.
You see, a few years earlier...
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Uh-uh. Forget it.
This is so not pimped out.
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If anything, this is pimped in.
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You know who knows how
to live? Those people.
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Older Ted: Ah. The rooftop
patio one building over from ours.
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Across a chasm of just six or seven
feet awaited a landscaped paradise.
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And best of all...
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That looks to be one hot tub.
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Great. How do we get over there?
What are we gonna do? Jump?
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I can jump that far.
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Marshall, lately it takes you
two tries to get off the sofa.
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You can't jump that far.
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Oh, really? Really.
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Watch me.
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Older Ted." But he didn'tjump.
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This actually is kind
of nice. Right? Right?
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Okay. Okay.
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And in the years that followed,
he kept almost jumping.
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Okay.
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Okay!
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But each time, without fail...
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Okay. Here we go.
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He didn't jump.
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But don't worry. 'Cause if I
can make this jump tonight,
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it's totally gonna
save the party.
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Honey, please get
down from there. Lily!
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When evel knievel sat astride
his star-spangled rocket
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on the rim of
snake river canyon,
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do you think his wife said,
"honey, get down from there"?
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For the last time, I am not Linda
knievel! I will never be Linda knievel!
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You don't need to remind me.
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Marshall, please, don't
do this. Please, don'tjump.
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I'm sorry, Lily,
but I gotta do this.
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Why? You can't do this.
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You want a reason?
I'll give you a reason.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god, really?
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Lily, I mean, I noticed that you
gained some weight lately, but I didn't...
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I was lying, you jerk!
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Oh, go ahead and jump.
I hope you die!
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That's all the
permission I need.
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Listen, Robin.
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There's something I
have to tell you. But wait.
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Before you do, I have
to tell you something first.
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What is it?
I think I'm in love with you.
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It's Ted. Everybody, shh!
Shh! Shh!
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Hey, Ted, what's up?
It's here, Lily.
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It's looking at me.
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What is? The goat.
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Older Ted: Now, I've told you
some of the story of the goat already.
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How aunt Lily invited a local
farmer to come talk to her class,
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and how he brought a goat,
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and how he told the whole class what
he was gonna do to the goat later that day.
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And how aunt Lily,
in a fit of mercy,
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bought the goat off the guy in
order to commute its sentence.
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Lily, something amazing
has happened.
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I was talking to Robin, I was
all set to tell her how I feel,
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but before I could, you'll
never believe what she said.
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I think I'm in love with you.
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Aw! What did you say?
What do you think I said?
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What would anyone say
to something like that?
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Yeah, Robin, listen.
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You're great.
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I mean, you're really awesome,
but, I mean, we're friends.
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It's probably a bad idea.
I guess you're right.
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Have a good party.
You, too, kiddo.
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What? It's like, as
soon as she said that,
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no more feelings. I'm not
in love with her anymore.
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So, you've been in love
with this girl for the past year,
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and the second she
reciprocates those feelings,
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- just like that, you're over her.
- How great is that?
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No.no! Thsis
a washcloth. Not food.
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What the...
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Okay. This is it.
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Here
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this is it.
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Tracey, Tracey, tell Lily
what you just told me.
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Um, that I just
moved to New York?
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No, no, but tell her
how you got here.
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I just got off the
bus from Iowa.
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Just got off the bus from Iowa!
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How lucky is it that
an aspiring dancer
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just off the bus from Iowa
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runs into the producer
of the rockettes?
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I feel like I'm in one of
those classic show-biz stories.
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Oh, honey, you are.
You really are.
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Hey, Tracey, why don't you make
me one of those rum and beers
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that your dad loves so much?
Sure thing.
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Damn it. What?
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Everybody always says, "don't
tell Lily. Lily can't keep a secret."
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And, usually, they're right.
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But this time,
I kept the secret.
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And then you come
along with this crap
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and you force me to pull an old
classic Lily and spill the beans!
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What beans? There's beans?
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There's beans.
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The suit is Robin.
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I know!
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Right?
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I'm with you, buddy.
You are now.
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Because I explained it
to you. What are you...
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Barney: There you go.
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Oh, crap.
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He said that? Oh, my god! Whoa!
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What a tremendous,
groundbreaking surprise!
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How long have you known?
Eight months.
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And you've kept it a secret
since then? Good for you.
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Yeah. Wow. Good for you, Lily.
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I mean, what a bombshell.
Who saw that coming?
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How long have you known?
Seven months, 29 days.
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What am I going to do?
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I don't know.
What are you going to do?
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I'm going to marry Barney
in a big church wedding.
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And we're going to move to
some sleepy New Hampshire town
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and open a bed-and-breakfast.
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Oh! Aw!
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Really? No! It's Barney!
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I mean, it's Barney.
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But it's Barney.
I gotta tell him no.
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Oh, man, you're
going to break his...
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Whatever it is that pumps that
black sludge through his veins.
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Crap. You're right.
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The first time Barney expresses
feelings for a girl, and she rejects him?
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And not just any girl. I mean...
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It will destroy him.
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Okay, well, first of all...
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Second of all, there is
a maneuver you can try.
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It's high-risk, but it's
also high-reward.
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For lack of a better term,
I'm going to call it
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"the mosby." The mosby?
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No, she couldn't mosby him.
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She could mosby the crap
out of him. What's the mosby?
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Robin, you remember
your first date with Ted?
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You wanted to hop on the
t-train, take a ride downtown.
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I was ready to jump that
turnstile. What changed all that?
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I think I'm in love with you.
What?
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Oh! The mosby!
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That is genius. Thank you.
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And, excuse me.
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Oh, I mean, you're very
pretty, but you're freakishly tall,
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and you don't believe in ghosts.
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So, when she said she thinks
she's in love with me,
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she meant the opposite. Exactly.
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And look how well it worked.
You're back to normal.
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Yes. Yes, I am. And it
is great. It's awesome.
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So, robhfsnotm
love with me. Nope.
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Why not?
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Mr. Goat?
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Mr. Goat?
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Okay. That's it.
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Stupid goat.
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I do not understand your
fascination with this washcloth.
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I guess that's what happens when
you have a brain the size of a...
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No! No! No!
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Marshall, can you
just go get Ted?
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Lily, I was just about to jump.
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Didn't you hear me saying
"okay" over and over again?
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I'm sorry. Go ahead and jump.
No, it's fine.
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Sorry, everybody.
Lily won't let me jump.
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Yeah.
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Thank god.
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Hospital!
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What happened, exactly?
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What happened
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is you let a freaking wild
animal into our apartment.
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I was savaged.
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That is the sweetest, cutest
little goat in the whole world.
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Sweetest, cutest little goat
in the whole world?
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Older Ted: I was pretty
sleep-deprived at this point,
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so this probably isn't how
it really happened,
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but here's how I remember it.
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So, you're the guy who
tried to make it with a goat?
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Hey, if anything, that goat
tried to make it with me.
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Can I go, please?
Sure, you can go.
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But remember,
buddy, "baa" means "baa."
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Great. Great. Now I'm going
to be late for my presentation.
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Thanks a lot, Mr. Goat.
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Mr. Goat?
Ted, that goat's a girl.
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Her name's missy.
You got beat up by a girl.
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So. You're in love with me.
What?
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Oh, yeah. Very much.
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Okay, you can knock it off.
Lily told me.
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Oh, damn it, Lily! I can't
believe you would do that.
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It's just... like,
I care about you, Barney.
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And this kind of stuff,
the emotional stuff?
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It's not your thing. I thought
I'd save you the trouble.
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Maybe I don't want to
be saved the trouble.
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Maybe I want the trouble.
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I haven't wanted the
trouble in a long time.
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But with you, the
trouble doesn't seem so
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troubling.
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I don't know. I thought...
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I guess I thought you
felt the same way.
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Maybe I do.
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I don't know.
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I'm not exactly the biggest
confronter of feelings.
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I mean, clearly,
there's something between us.
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Maybe my head was saying,
"nip it in the bud,"
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because my heart was
saying something else.
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Look, I have feelings
for you, Barney.
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Maybe I even love you.
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Whoa! This is going
pretty fast, don't you think?
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What? We have a really
good friendship going.
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Why screw up
a good thing? Friends?
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Friends.
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Oh, my god. You just did it
again. You just mosby'd me.
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I did not!
You did. You little minx.
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Okay, you're right.
I did just mosby you.
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Why are you so afraid
of giving this a chance?
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Because I am scared
of how much I like you.
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Whoa! This is a bad idea.
You're right. This is a mistake.
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Yes.no. Iloveyou.
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Let's be friends.
Okay. Friends, then.
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I love you. Let's get married.
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No, you're smothering me.
Okay, forget it.
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You know what?
We can sort this out later.
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Yeah. That sounds good.
That sounds good. Let's go.
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Older Ted: It had been a long
and crazy night,
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but that morning,
against all odds,
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I made it to my presentation.
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Here you have it, gentlemen.
Rib town. Right?
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:17,621
Ted, listen. You're great, and
you've done a real special job here.
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And you're going to make some
other restaurant very happy someday,
285
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but we have decided to go
another direction here.
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00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,217
What? Feast your eyes on
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rib town! Rib town!
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Sven.
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I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never eating ribs again.
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Yeah, right.
291
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I am never eating ribs again!
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In front of Ted!
293
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This is a disaster. How am I
going to come back from this?
294
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Okay, I'm just going
to ask this.
295
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Do you really want to
come back from this?
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What's that supposed to mean?
Architecture is killing you, Ted,
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and it's killing us to
watch it killing you.
298
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You're like that goat with the
washcloth. You want it so bad,
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and every time the world
tries to take it away from you,
300
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you keep grabbing it.
But you know what?
301
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It's just a washcloth.
Why do you even want it?
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Because I have to be
an architect. That's...
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That's the plan.
304
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Oh, screw the plan. I planned
on being a famous artist.
305
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,114
Marshall planned on being
an environmental lawyer.
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00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,783
Robin planned on
being a TV reporter.
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Uh, I am a TV reporter. I'm
on every morning at 4:00 am.
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00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,207
Is that still on? Good for you.
309
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,668
Okay, somebody watch it, please.
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00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,837
Barney planned
on being a violinist.
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Lily? Don't tell me things.
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Look, you can't design
your life like a building.
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It doesn't work that way. You just
have to live it, and it will design itself.
314
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,726
So, what, I should
just do nothing?
315
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:07,480
No. Listen to what the world is
telling you to do and take the leap.
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You're right.
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You're absolutely right.
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I love you, Lily.
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00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:27,459
Oh, no. Metaphorical leap.
Metaphorical leap!
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Barn ey: Not cool. Not cool.
Lily: Don't do it. Don't do it. No!
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Robin: Oh, god.
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I did it! Baby, you did it.
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I can do anything! Yes, you can.
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00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,520
I'm getting a motorcycle!
You absolutely are not!
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Okay, sorry. Guys, come on over.
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Older Ted: That was the year
I got left at the altar.
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It was the year! Got knocked
out by a crazy bartender.
328
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,818
The year I got fired.
329
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,070
The year! Got beat up by a goat.
330
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A girl goat, at that.
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00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,784
And damn it if it wasn't
the best year of my life.
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Because, if any one of
those things hadn't happened,
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I never would have ended up in what
turned out to be the best job I ever had.
334
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:58,049
But more importantly, I
wouldn't have met your mother,
335
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because, as you know,
she was in that class.
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00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,183
Of course, that story's
only just beginning.
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