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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,239 AND WHO AM I? 2 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:08,242 THAT'S A SECRET I'LL NEVER TELL. 3 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,577 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME. 4 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,645 X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL. 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,048 -- Captions by VITA -- 6 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,383 I NEED YOUR PASSION FOR SOCIAL UPHEAVAL 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,017 TO HELP ME WRITE THE BOOK ABOUT THE UPPER EAST SIDE. 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,389 THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,691 ARE YOU SURE THAT I'M THE ONE PERSON YOU WANNA BE WITH? 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,427 YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE. 11 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,828 DANIEL HUMPHREY HAS JUST RELEASED THE LATEST INSTALLMENT 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,532 OF HIS SERIAL--A CHAPTER ON OUR VERY OWN SERENA. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,666 WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS NOW? 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,801 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT. 15 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,203 I USED TO BE. 16 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,205 GOT ME NOWHERE. SO NOW I'M THE SAME. 17 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,273 WHAT I WANT ISN'T IN BROOKLYN. I HAVE A PLAN. 18 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,841 I HAVE THIS WHOLE TIME. 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:41,575 I WROTE TWO VERSIONS OF THE SERENA CHAPTER, 20 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,711 AND THAT'S-- THAT'S THE NICE ONE. 21 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,579 I PREFER THE NASTY ONE YOU PUBLISHED. 22 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:48,216 I KNOW I'VE HURT YOU, BUT I'VE NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU. 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,584 WELL, EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T FALL FOR THAT, OR YOU, EVER AGAIN. 24 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,822 WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, 25 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:55,689 YOU HAD THE PERFECT STORY TO GET NEW YORK'S ATTENTION. 26 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,725 (Nate) WHAT, GOSSIP GIRL'S IDENTITY? 27 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,827 I PROMISED HER I'D STOP LOOKING AFTER SHE HELPED FIND SERENA. 28 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,163 SHE SET YOU UP TO PROTECT HERSELF. 29 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,431 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE 30 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,566 BY GOING THROUGH YOUR RESEARCH ONE MORE TIME? 31 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,301 SO... LILY'S STILL WITH BART? 32 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,170 YES. 33 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,339 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU FINALLY KNOW THE TRUTH. 34 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,107 I DO, AND I'M SORRY. 35 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:15,576 WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU HAVE TO BE SORRY FOR? 36 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,312 IT WON'T BE MUCH LONGER, I PROMISE. 37 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,180 I HAVE A PLAN. 38 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,714 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 39 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,483 BART IS NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE ANY EVIDENCE. 40 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,718 STOP YOUR WITCH HUNT 41 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,787 AND LEAVE NEW YORK FOR MOSCOW TONIGHT. 42 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,489 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 43 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,857 I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO YOU. 44 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,392 DON'T GET ON THE PLANE. 45 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,461 I MADE A DEAL. THOSE WERE MY FATHER'S TERMS. 46 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,229 THE COAST GUARD IS INVESTIGATING THE AREA 47 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,630 WHERE THE PLANE WENT OFF THE RADAR 48 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,599 AFTER SENDING A MAYDAY SIGNAL. 49 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,234 I HOPE THAT WASN'T THE ONE CHUCK WAS ON. 50 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:41,802 HE JUST TRIED TO HAVE HIS OWN SON KILLED. 51 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,537 WHO DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA BELIEVE, 52 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,605 THE MAN OF THE YEAR 53 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,407 OR SOME SAD, 54 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,375 PATHETIC, 55 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,909 LITTLE BOY?! 56 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,244 UHH! 57 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,682 AAH! (gasps) 58 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,484 NO! (grunts) 59 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,452 CHUCK. 60 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,390 GIVE ME YOUR HAND! 61 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,625 YOU KNOW I'M ALL TALK. I WOULD NEVER REALLY HURT YOU. 62 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,495 EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS A LIE! 63 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:10,798 CHARLES, THIS ISN'T WHO YOU ARE. 64 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,336 (grunts) PLEASE, SON! 65 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,138 AAH! 66 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,178 (panting) COME ON. 67 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,280 WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 68 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,682 (Great Northern's "Bonnie and Clyde" playing) 69 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,288 GUYS, THERE'S A SITUATION. 70 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,293 * DID YOU READ THE STORY OF JESSE JAMES? * 71 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,596 * ABOUT HOW HE LIED? 72 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,798 (siren wailing) 73 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,434 * HOW HE DIED? 74 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:51,205 * YOU LIKED IT 75 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,308 * YOU WANT SOME MORE? 76 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:57,745 * WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO THE STORY * 77 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:01,949 * OF BONNIE AND CLYDE 78 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,417 WHAT'S GOING ON? 79 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:04,418 THERE'S A BODY. 80 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,586 A BODY? WHOSE? 81 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,687 I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 82 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,655 (sighs) 83 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,728 OKAY, THANKS. 84 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,896 DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 85 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,765 DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU TALKED TO ME. 86 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,966 (beep) 87 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,468 ARTHUR'S STUCK OUT FRONT. 88 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,571 THEY'RE STOPPING ALL THE CARS FROM THE EVENT. 89 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,506 GIVE ME THE PHONE. 90 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,908 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HELP YOU? I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE. 91 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,710 IF YOU CAN JUST GIVE ME A NAME... 92 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,978 YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 93 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,246 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR NAME. 94 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,914 (cell phone rings) 95 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,749 I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 96 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,719 OH. 97 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,653 HERE'S A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN 98 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,589 WHO WILL TELL EVERYTHING THAT SHE KNOWS... 99 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,324 WHICH IS NOTHING. 100 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,593 HI. 101 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,528 HEY. 102 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,998 * ...CLYDE LONG AGO 103 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:56,270 * HE WAS A LOYAL, HONEST, UPRIGHT GUY * 104 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,005 (whirring) 105 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,340 ARE YOU ARTHUR? 106 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,843 * BONNIE AND CLYDE 107 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,451 * OH, WHAT THEY WROTE ABOUT US 108 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:17,291 * THEY SAY WE'RE COLD-BLOODED KILLERS * 109 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,928 * IT AIN'T MUCH FUN, BUT WE GOT NO CHOICE * 110 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,567 * WE SHUT THEM UP WHEN THEY STARTED SHOUTING * 111 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,537 * BONNIE AND CLYDE 112 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:35,309 * BONNIE AND CLYDE 113 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:43,784 * EVERY TIME A GARAGE OR BANK GETS ROBBED * 114 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,653 EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU TELL THE PILOT 115 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,855 I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER MOMENT, PLEASE? THANK YOU. 116 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,056 WHEN YOU'RE READY. 117 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:53,093 * BONNIE AND CLYDE 118 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,862 YOU DUG UP A LOT OF GOOD DIRT. 119 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,530 WE JUST HAVE TO SIFT THROUGH IT AGAIN. 120 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,665 YOU KNOW THE HISTORY. I'M A FRESH SET OF EYES. 121 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,799 (cell phone alert chimes) 122 00:04:58,832 --> 00:04:59,967 THE ANSWER TO "WHO IS GOSSIP GIRL?" 123 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,569 IS RIGHT ON THIS TABLE. 124 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:05,973 WAIT. WHAT? IVY SAYS I NEED TO TURN ON THE TV. 125 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,608 (click) 126 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,110 WE'RE TOLD A MAN HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD 127 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,812 OUTSIDE AN EVENT 128 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,847 WHERE THE MANHATTAN REAL ESTATE COMMUNITY WAS GATHERING 129 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:17,084 TO HONOR THEIR MAN OF THE YEAR, BARTHOLOMEW BASS. 130 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,852 THE NAME OF THE DECEASED IS BEING WITHHELD... 131 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,421 (cell phone rings) 132 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,456 UNTIL FAMILY MEMBERS CAN BE NOTIFIED. 133 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,691 SORRY. (sighs) 134 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,693 (ring) 135 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,094 (beep) 136 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,729 HELLO? 137 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,832 YES, THIS IS MRS. BASS. 138 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,034 * SOONER OR LATER WE'LL FALL TOGETHER * 139 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,704 WHAT?! 140 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,105 You've reached William. Please leave a message. 141 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,707 (beep) 142 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,708 HEY, IT'S ME. 143 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,777 SO YOU KNOW HOW AS LONG AS BART BASS WAS AROUND, 144 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,713 IT WASN'T SAFE TO COME TO THE CITY? 145 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,848 WELL, IT'S SAFE NOW. 146 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,383 CALL ME. 147 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,620 SHOCKWAVES RAN THROUGH THIS CROWD MOMENTS AGO 148 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,987 AS THE NEWS SPREAD 149 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,591 THAT THE DECEASED WAS NONE OTHER THAN BART BASS HIMSELF, 150 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,159 THE MAN THEY HAD GATHERED TO HONOR. 151 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,528 GOOD NIGHT. 152 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,529 THIS COMES ON THE HEELS 153 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,598 OF A SERIES OF BIZARRE EVENTS EARLIER TONIGHT. 154 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,734 FIRST, A FALSE REPORT THAT A BASS INDUSTRIES JET 155 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,536 HAD BEEN DOWNED. 156 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,471 THEN BASS' SON CHARLES CAUSED A DISTURBANCE, 157 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,907 REQUIRING HIM TO BE REMOVED BY SECURITY. 158 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,477 YES, THIS IS CHUCK BASS' LIMO, BUT HE'S NOT WITH ME. 159 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,512 WHERE IS HE? 160 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,913 I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,616 I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE I DROPPED HIM OFF. 162 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,618 (muffled) MR. BASS OFTEN FINDS HIS OWN WAY HOME 163 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,886 FROM THESE THINGS. 164 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,621 ALL CLEAR. 165 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,490 ALL RIGHT. 166 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,493 * BONNIE AND CLYDE 167 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,496 (woman) CHUCK BASS IS CONSIDERED A PERSON OF INTEREST 168 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,531 IN THIS CASE, AS HE'S WANTED FOR QUESTIONING, 169 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,968 ALTHOUGH WE HAVE NO INFORMATION ON HIS WHEREABOUTS. 170 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,670 NOW BEING A PERSON OF INTEREST 171 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,905 DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN HE'S A SUSPECT AT THIS POINT. 172 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,574 WHAT IT MEANS IS THAT 173 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,176 POLICE FEEL HE'LL HAVE INFORMATION ON THIS CASE. 174 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,512 BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE PARTY, CHUCK WAS ALREADY GONE. 175 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,680 I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM. 176 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,515 SO YOU, UH, MISSED THE OUTBURST 177 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,550 WHERE HE ACCUSED HIS FATHER OF TRYING TO KILL HIM? 178 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,185 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 179 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,853 DO YOU? 180 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,923 SHE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU. SHE'S A MINOR. 181 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:03,957 ANYONE WANT SOME COFFEE? 182 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:13,233 LOOK, CHUCK LIKES DRAMA. OKAY? HE WAS PROBABLY WASTED. 183 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,936 I'M SURE IT WAS JUST NOTHING, THE USUAL FATHER AND SON STUFF. 184 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,104 AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP 185 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,806 WITH, UH, BLAIR WALDORF? 186 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,942 BLAIR'S RELATIONSHIP TO CHUCK IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 187 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,078 BESIDES, IT'S VERY COMPLICATED, WITH MANY UPs AND DOWNS. 188 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,747 WOULD TAKE LONG TIME TO EXPLAIN. 189 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,616 LOOK, CHUCK BASS IS MISSING. 190 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,083 IF YOUR DAUGHTER'S WITH HIM, SHE COULD BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 191 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,552 WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE? 192 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,487 AIDING AND ABETTING. MAYBE WORSE. 193 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,623 AIDING AND ABETTING WHAT? 194 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,958 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THAT CHUCK HAD SOMETHING TO DO 195 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,694 WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO BART? 196 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,830 YOU MIND IF I CHECK HER BED, SEE IF IT WAS SLEPT IN? 197 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,898 YES, I MIND. 198 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,634 YOU'RE NOT SEARCHING ANYTHING HERE WITHOUT A WARRANT. 199 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,702 IN FACT, I THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 200 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:52,840 I UNDERSTAND YOU, UH, RECENTLY WENT TO JAIL YOURSELF, 201 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,875 MR. ARCHIBALD. 202 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,478 HATE TO SEE YA BACK THERE. 203 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,151 (bell dings) 204 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,787 SO I'M SORRY, BUT NOBODY'S GONNA BE SAYING ANOTHER WORD 205 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,922 WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT-- 206 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,592 A LAWYER WHO ISN'T ME. 207 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,595 WELL, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 208 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:17,631 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE BLAIR AND CHUCK KILLED THE MAN. 209 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,301 OH, NO. WHAT? 210 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,571 OH, NO. 211 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,188 (knock on door) 212 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,690 WHO IS IT? 213 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,524 ROOM SERVICE. 214 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,305 (deadpan) I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS. 215 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,807 BART'S DEAD. 216 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,813 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 217 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,214 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD, BUT, UH, 218 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,850 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR YA. 219 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,284 BLAIR, YOU CAN COME ON OUT. UNCLE JACK'S HERE TO HELP. 220 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,095 HEY. 221 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,231 (elevator door closes) 222 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,099 UH, YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE STILL IN MANHATTAN, 223 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,335 AND YOU'RE HERE. 224 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,672 I SPENT ALL NIGHT READING AND REREADING, 225 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,674 AND THEN I REALIZED I CAN'T LEAVE 226 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,843 UNTIL I KNOW IF WHAT YOU WROTE IS TRUE. 227 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,079 IT IS, EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT. 228 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,714 DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL NOW? 229 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,716 NO. 230 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,818 NO, ACTUALLY, I'M MORE CONFUSED THAN EVER. 231 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,220 WHICH ONE IS THE REAL YOU-- 232 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,889 THE ONE THAT WROTE THIS CHAPTER OR THE ONE IN "VANITY FAIR"? 233 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,057 AND "BOTH" IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. 234 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,629 YOU KNOW, YEAH, I STILL HAD A TRACKING DEVICE ON YOUR LIMO 235 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,831 FROM BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I HATED YOU, 236 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,733 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE ODD WHEN YOUR LIMO DRIVER MADE 237 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,869 A MIDNIGHT TRIP TO A ROMANTIC INN IN WINDHAM. 238 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,904 ANYWAY... 239 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,839 (teacup clatters) 240 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,875 YOU KILL HIM OR NOT? 241 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,744 'CAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T, RUNNING SURE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU DID. 242 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,045 CHUCK DID NOTHING WRONG. 243 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,114 THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. 244 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,383 I DIDN'T HELP HIM. 245 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,118 WHO SHOVED WHO FIRST? WHO GOT HIT? 246 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,987 I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 247 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,388 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 248 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,391 BART TRIED TO KILL YOU ON THAT PLANE. 249 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,294 I SAVED MYSELF, THEN I FOUGHT BACK. 250 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:33,266 I-I DON'T FEEL GUILTY, BUT... 251 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,401 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT. 252 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:38,138 ANYWAYS, BART MADE IT CLEAR 253 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,141 HE OWNS CAPTAIN DONNELLEY. 254 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,076 CAN YOU HELP US GET OUT OF HERE? 255 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,880 A-A NICE DESERTED ISLAND WITH NO EXTRADITION TREATIES? 256 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,750 WE DON'T NEED MONEY. WE CAN LIVE OFF THE LAND. 257 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,819 AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO SEE 258 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,788 YOU SPEARFISHING IN A COCONUT BIKINI, 259 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,790 I, UH... 260 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,759 HAD ANOTHER THOUGHT. 261 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,928 WERE THERE SECURITY CAMERAS ON THAT ROOF? 262 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,095 BART TURNED THEM OFF. 263 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,363 BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU. 264 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,832 WHO SAW YOU UP THERE? 265 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,033 HIM AND BLAIR. 266 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,367 AND I WON'T SAY A WORD. 267 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,302 EVEN IF THEY TORTURE ME, I WON'T SPEAK. 268 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,773 I, UH, HAD A DIFFERENT KIND OF TORTURE IN MIND. 269 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,175 MARRIAGE. 270 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,044 SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE MEANS 271 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,981 THAT A WIFE CANNOT BE FORCED TO TESTIFY AGAINST HER HUSBAND. 272 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,116 NOT LIKE THIS, BLAIR. 273 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,852 WHY NOT? 274 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,920 WE'RE IN LOVE, AND... 275 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,790 ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE BOTH ACHIEVED OUR GOALS. 276 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:36,329 AND EVERY TREMBLING BONE IN MY TIRED AND SCARED BODY 277 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,198 WANTS TO MARRY YOU. 278 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,301 IT'S TWISTED BUT IT'S, UH, VERY YOU. 279 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:48,942 (door opens) 280 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,011 JACK IS RIGHT. 281 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,212 (door closes) 282 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,482 CHUCK AND BLAIR HOLD HANDS? 283 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,852 CHUCK AND BLAIR GO TO THE MOVIES? 284 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,354 YOU SAID YOU NEVER WANTED US TO BE BORING. 285 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,124 WELL, WE DEFINITELY AREN'T THAT NOW. 286 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:10,163 I WAS A STUPID CHILD WHEN I SAID THOSE THINGS. 287 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,409 LIFE WITH YOU 288 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,410 COULD NEVER BE BORING. 289 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,216 (gasps) 290 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,990 BLAIR CORNELIA WALDORF, 291 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,525 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 292 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,994 (breathing deeply) 293 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,162 (voice breaks) YES. 294 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,331 YES, I WILL. 295 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:03,583 (paparazzi shouting at once) 296 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,285 (sighs deeply) 297 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,287 OH! WILLIAM, HELLO. 298 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,189 LILY, I AM SO SORRY. 299 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,025 MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES FOR BART'S PASSING. 300 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,494 YES. I'M STILL TRYING TO PROCESS THE NEWS. 301 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,496 IT'S ALL VERY SHOCKING AND UPSETTING. 302 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,298 WELL, WITHOUT RUFUS AND YOUR MOTHER IN YOUR LIFE, 303 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,333 I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THE SUPPORT. 304 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,169 YOU KNOW, THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR CHUCK, 305 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,336 THE PRESS IS ON YOUR HEELS, 306 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,038 AND YOU'VE GOT A FUNERAL TO PLAN. 307 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,306 OH, GOD. (sighs) A FUNERAL. 308 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,474 WELL... 309 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,641 THE GOOD NEWS IS, 310 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,611 WE CAN DO THE SAME THING WE DID THE LAST TIME BART DIED. 311 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,916 HONESTLY, I WOULD BE GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU BY MY SIDE. 312 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,985 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS DAY ALONE. 313 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,053 WELL, LET'S START BY GETTING YOU UPSTAIRS 314 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:43,356 AND GETTING YOU SOME OF THAT TEA YOU LOVE SO MUCH. 315 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,325 (cell phone rings) 316 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,928 (beep) 317 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:52,065 OKAY, YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, FROM THE BEGINNING-- 318 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:55,635 THE VERY, VE BEGINNING. 319 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,504 YEAH. UH... (sighs) 320 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,207 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 321 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,275 I'D BEEN GOING TO SCHOOL WITH YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE, 322 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,511 BUT THAT NIGHT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT 323 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,080 THAT I'D BEEN TO ONE OF YOUR PARTIES. 324 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:10,951 (Rihanna's "Pon De Replay" playing) 325 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,087 * COME, MR. D.J., SONG PON DE REPLAY * 326 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,622 * COME, MR. D.J., WON'T YOU TURN THE MUSIC UP? * 327 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,957 * ALL THE GYAL PON THE DANCE FLOOR * 328 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,491 * WANTIN' SOME MORE WATTS 329 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360 * COME, MR. D.J., WON'T YOU TURN THE MUSIC UP? * 330 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,628 (Dan) OF COURSE, I SOON REALIZED 331 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,963 THAT I'D BEEN INVITED BY ACCIDENT. 332 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,131 HEY, MATT. 333 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,298 NO, N--YOU KNOW, MY NAME'S ACTUALLY-- 334 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,167 GOOD GAME AGAINST TRINITY LAST WEEK, HUH? 335 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,136 GAME? 336 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,503 (under breath) YEAH, NO, I'M NOT... 337 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,140 I'M NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM. 338 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,908 AHEM. 339 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,643 WATCH IT. 340 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,245 HEY. 341 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,179 * PLEASE, MR. D.J. 342 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,380 MM-HMM. 343 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,183 * HEAR ME 344 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,052 BUT I DIDN'T CARE IF I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 345 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,655 ONE I GOT INSIDE, I WASN'T LEAVING 346 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,424 BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I SAW YOU. 347 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,429 I'D SEEN YOU BEFORE AT SCHOOL, ON THE STEPS OF THE MET, 348 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,998 BUT I'D NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS. 349 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,266 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STANDING THERE ALL BY YOURSELF? 350 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,600 DON'T YOU EVER GO TO PARTIES? 351 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,671 I, UM, YEAH. SURE, YEAH. I--YEAH, I WENT TO... 352 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,539 UH, BIRTHDAYS AS A KID. WELL, MY OWN. 353 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,575 I, UM, I HAVE A COUSIN WHO'S JEWISH, 354 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,144 AND HER BAT MITZVAH WAS ROCKIN'. 355 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,680 AH. OH. YOU WERE JOKING. 356 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,016 (laughs) 357 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,184 YEAH, I WAS. 358 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,418 NO, SO--I MEAN, I WAS... 359 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,154 YEAH, I WAS, TOO. I WAS JOKING. 360 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,357 NO, I WASN'T. I WAS-- HER BAT MITZVAH WAS... 361 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,159 IT SUCKED. IT WAS HELLO KITTY-THEMED. 362 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,694 (gasps) I LOVE HELLO KITTY. 363 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,728 SO DO I. 364 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,430 UH... 365 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,965 (laughs) 366 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,500 I WAS JOKING AGAIN. 367 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,635 YOU PROBABLY SHOULD GET OUT MORE. 368 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,737 (chuckles) WELL, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO? 369 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,372 AND THIS IS SO BAD? 370 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,309 O.M.G! 371 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,978 KATI JUST PUKED ON HER PRADA! (laughs) 372 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,579 IS IS TAKING PICTURES WITH HER CELL PHONE. 373 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,016 WE HAVE TO GO WISH HER HAPPY BARFDAY! 374 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,323 THAT'S AMAZING. 375 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,758 I WISH I REMEMBERED ANY OF THAT, BUT I DON'T-- 376 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,528 PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE. 377 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,630 OR BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A LACROSSE PLAYER NAMED MATT. 378 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,964 (laughs) 379 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,536 NO, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT. 380 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,539 NO, BUT THAT'S GOOD NEWS. IT'S GREAT NEWS. 381 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,341 YEAH, JUST HAVE THE PAPERS SENT OVER. THANKS. 382 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,508 (beep) 383 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,676 WAS THAT ABOUT THE SEARCH WARRANT? 384 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,479 IT WAS ABOUT "THE SPECTATOR." 385 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,016 I MEAN, NOW THAT BART'S DEAD, MY NAME'S THE ONLY ONE ON THE LOAN. 386 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,385 IF I CAN PAY OFF WHAT I OWE, IT'LL BE ALL MINE. 387 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,786 THAT'S AMAZING. 388 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,555 AND IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT THIS "GOSSIP GIRL" EXPOSÉ, 389 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,790 YOU'LL HAVE THE PERFECT STORY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 390 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,493 YEAH. I JUST WISH I FELT LIKE CELEBRATING. 391 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,095 I'M SURE CHUCK'S NOT CALLING 392 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:35,962 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE, 393 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,230 BUT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW HE'S OKAY. 394 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,499 IF HE'S WITH BLAIR, HE'S OKAY. 395 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,533 SHE WON'T LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO HIM. 396 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,576 (woman) OKAY. HOLD ON ONE SECOND, OKAY? 397 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:53,246 (Blair) OF COURSE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED IN A COURTHOUSE. 398 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,515 (sighs deeply) 399 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,250 (lowered voice) MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. 400 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,520 RELAX. WE'RE JUST TWO CRAZY KIDS DYING TO TIE THE KNOT. 401 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,055 IF ANYONE RECOGNIZES YOU, 402 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,823 THEN THAT KNOT WILL BECOME A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK. 403 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,024 (door opens) 404 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,562 I GOT THE LICENSE. 405 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,698 BACKDATED, OF COURSE, 406 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,700 LEST SOMEONE SUSPECTS YOUR UNION WAS MOTIVATED 407 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,736 BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR TENDER FEELINGS. 408 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,405 THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE IS WAITING FOR YOU. 409 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,673 OKAY. (sighs) 410 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,841 LET'S GO. LET'S DO THIS. 411 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,343 BLAIR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 412 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,811 I WANT TO. 413 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,546 I KNOW THIS ISN'T YOUR DREAM WEDDING. 414 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,282 LAST NIGHT'S DRESS, NO FLOWERS, 415 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,817 THE CAKE FROM THE DOUGHNUT SHOP DOWN THE STREET. 416 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,819 I ALREADY HAD MY PRINCESS WEDDING. 417 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,556 THERE WERE ENOUGH PEONIES TO LAST A LIFETIME. 418 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,557 MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED FLOWERS, 419 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,093 BUT YOUR MOTHER, CYRUS, SERENA... 420 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,162 YOU SHOULD BE SURROUNDED BY THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. 421 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,830 YOU LOVE ME. 422 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,165 I LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU. 423 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,200 (sighs) 424 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,702 IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE RISK OF BRINGING EVERYONE HERE. 425 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,571 LOOK, YOU MIGHT BE OKAY WITH IT, 426 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,706 BUT I'M NOT SURE I WANNA START THE REST OF OUR LIVES THIS WAY. 427 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,508 CHUCK. 428 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,250 DON'T WORRY, DAPHNE. 429 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,451 I'M HEADING OVER TO DAN'S RIGHT NOW. 430 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,619 I KNOW YOU NEED THE FINAL CHAPTER TODAY. 431 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,720 (beep) 432 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,456 HEY. 433 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,857 YOU GEORGINA SPARKS? 434 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,193 DEPENDS ON WHO'S ASKING. YOU KGB? 435 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,661 (chuckles) JXB. 436 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,263 JACK XAVIER BASS. 437 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,764 CHUCK'S UNCLE JACK. 438 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,632 DON'T BELIEVE I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE. 439 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,733 BLAIR SAYS WHEN IT COMES TO A SCHEME, 440 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,602 YOUR SKILLS ARE SECOND TO NONE. 441 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,737 SHE DOESN'T EXAGGERATE. 442 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,507 THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' ON, SPARKS? 443 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,576 LET'S SEE IF THE WOMAN LIVES UP TO THE NAME. 444 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,783 OH! (sighs) THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME LEAN ON YOU TODAY. 445 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:40,220 I WOULD SIMPLY BE LOST. 446 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,622 WILLIAM! (chuckles) 447 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,657 IVY, RIGHT? 448 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,227 I WOULD HOPE, ON A DAY LIKE TODAY, 449 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,230 YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE ME SOME MEASURE OF PEACE. 450 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,500 OH, IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU'RE NOT GETTING TODAY, IT'S PEACE. 451 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,269 AND NOW THAT WILLIAM'S HERE, WE CAN TELL YOU TOGETHER. 452 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,771 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY SUCCESS IS NOTHING 453 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,440 WITHOUT SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH. 454 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,277 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GAME THIS YOUNG WOMAN IS PLAYING. 455 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,513 I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVEN SEEN YOU SINCE, UM,... 456 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,680 UH, CeCe's WAKE. 457 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,717 WHAT? 458 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,287 WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER FOR MONTHS. 459 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,422 HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME. 460 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,790 (scoffs) 461 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,927 I HAVE WILLIAM'S TEXTS ON MY PHONE. 462 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,994 MY CHILDREN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE 463 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,531 SOMEONE SENT THEM A TEXT MESSAGE WHEN THEY HAVEN'T, 464 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,933 SO I'M SURE YOU KNOW THE SAME TRICKS. 465 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:31,438 HE--HE HELPED TRANSFER CeCe's MONEY TO ME. 466 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,340 YOU CAN ASK LOLA. 467 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,708 WELL, LOLA'S OUT OF THE COUNTRY DOING A FILM IN BUDAPEST, 468 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,945 SO UNFORTUNATELY, SHE'S, UH, NOT AVAILABLE. 469 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,447 I'M GONNA GO GET THE DOORMAN. 470 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,983 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 471 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,954 I'M GETTING EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED--TO BE WITH LILY, 472 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,357 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. 473 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,824 AND I THANK YOU... 474 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,825 I TRULY THANK YOU 475 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,862 FOR THE ROLE YOU PLAYED IN MAKING THAT POSSIBLE. 476 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,431 I'LL TELL EVERYONE. 477 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,599 I'LL TELL THE MEDIA. 478 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,633 (chuckles) 479 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,834 THE MEDIA? 480 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,770 I DON'T THINK SO. 481 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,771 YOU'RE A LIFETIME MOVIE CALLED 482 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,907 "NOBODY GIVES A DAMN: THE IVY DICKENS STORY." 483 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,442 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. 484 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,877 YOU GOT LOLA'S MONEY. 485 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,878 NOW GO BACK TO FLORIDA, 486 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,981 RUN ALONG AND BE THE QUEEN OF THE SWAMP PEOPLE. 487 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,483 (sobs) YOU'RE THE DEVIL! 488 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,917 (man) ALL RIGHT, MISS. 489 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,985 (Lily) DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE. 490 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,622 I LOVED YOU, WILLIAM, WITH ALL MY HEART! I DID! 491 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,591 IVY AND SERENA'S DADDY DOCTOR? 492 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,393 DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING. 493 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,894 (speaks indistinctly) 494 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,996 OH. (sighs) WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT? 495 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,565 (Georgina and Jack) YOU. 496 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,902 LOOK, DON'T BE MAD. 497 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,371 I CAME BACK BECAUSE I WANNA UNDERSTAND. 498 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,906 NO, I'M--I'M NOT MAD. I JUST... 499 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,741 (inhales deeply) 500 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,742 (groans) 501 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,777 OKAY, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SOMETHING SO BADLY, 502 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,479 BUT YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IT? 503 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,548 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 504 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,817 I... I FORGOT WHO I'M TALKING TO. OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. 505 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,387 BUT THAT--THAT WAS--THAT WAS... MY WHOLE LIFE. 506 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,755 AND THE MOMENT YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ME, 507 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,358 I KNEW THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD EVER 508 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,661 PULL YOU OUT OF YOUR WORLD AND INTO MINE. 509 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,729 (sighs) BUT I COULDN'T GIVE UP. 510 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,767 WAIT. THE SCHOOL TRIP TO THE "INTREPID" MUSEUM? 511 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,303 YEAH. I OVERHEARD TWO GIRLS TALKING ABOUT YOU 512 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,405 IN YOUR WHITE DRESS, GETTING WET, 513 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,908 AND, UM... 514 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,978 ONE GIRL THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE LAUGHINGSTOCK. 515 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,381 YOU KNOW, AND THAT--AND THAT EVERYONE WOULD BE... 516 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,382 TALKING ABOUT YOU, 517 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,552 BUT THEN HER FRIEND SAID, 518 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,420 "THAT'S THE POINT. 519 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,422 YOU'RE NO ONE UNTIL YOU'RE TALKED ABOUT." 520 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:33,393 SO YOU CAME HOME, AND YOU TOLD ALL OF THIS TO JENNY, 521 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,795 AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF "GOSSIP GIRL"? 522 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,330 (elevator bell dings, door opens) 523 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,331 SO YOU'VE HAD THE POWER TO REVEAL HER IDENTITY 524 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,467 THIS ENTIRE TIME? 525 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,335 COME. WE HAVE A MISSION. 526 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,603 "WE"? "WE" WHO? 527 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,738 WHAT--WHAT MISSION? 528 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,840 DO YOU TWO SERIOUSLY NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I'M HERE? 529 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,913 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 12 HOURS? 530 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,025 SO OBVIOUSLY, GOSSIP GIRL'S KNOWN YOU ALL SINCE NINTH GRADE, 531 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,894 BUT IT'S DOUBTFUL THAT SOMEONE OLDER 532 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:08,695 WOULD'VE CARED ABOUT A BUNCH OF FRESHMEN, 533 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,431 SO SHE'S THE SAME AGE. OR YOUNGER. 534 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,832 THAT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS FIGURED. 535 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,434 BUT YOU WENT TO DIFFERENT COLLEGES AFTER GRADUATION. 536 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,902 SHE COULDN'T HAVE FOLLOWED ALL OF YOU. 537 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,103 BY THAT TIME, IT DIDN'T MATTER. 538 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,738 SHE'D ALREADY BUILT UP HER NETWORK OF SOURCES. 539 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,007 I MEAN, SHE COULD'VE BEEN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. 540 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,142 LIKE AT SARAH LAWRENCE, WHERE ERIC VAN DER WOODSEN GOES? 541 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,578 OR MAYBE LONDON, WHERE JENNY HUMPHREY LIVES? 542 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,713 I THOUGHT OF THAT. 543 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,781 ERIC MAYBE, BUT GOSSIP GIRL WAS PRETTY BRUTAL ON JENNY. 544 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,450 I MEAN, NO ONE WOULD DO THAT TO THEMSELVES. 545 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,619 ARE YOU KIDDING? BATTLING BLAIR, THE FASHION LINE-- 546 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,786 EVEN YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HER. 547 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,589 LITTLE J. WAS MY IDOL IN SEVENTH GRADE. 548 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,124 BUT I GET YOUR POINT. 549 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,026 IS THERE ANYONE GOSSIP GIRL EVER WENT EASY ON? 550 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,028 SOMEONE SHE CARED ABOUT? THAT COULD BE A CLUE. 551 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,497 THE ONLY SELFLESS THING SHE EVER DID 552 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,500 WAS SHUT DOWN AFTER CHUCK AND BLAIR'S ACCIDENT. 553 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,603 ALTHOUGH, SHE DID LEAD DAN AND BLAIR TO JULIET 554 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:53,606 AFTER SERENA WAS DRUGGED. THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 555 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,074 AND WASN'T THERE A LOT OF STUFF THAT SHE KNEW BUT DIDN'T POST 556 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,877 UNTIL SERENA WENT TO WAR WITH HER AT GRADUATION? 557 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,613 MAYBE GOSSIP GIRL WAS REALLY OUR GUARDIAN ANGEL. 558 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,148 (cell phone alerts chime) 559 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,483 (beep) 560 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,152 (Gossip Girl) SPOTTED-- CHUCK BASS BACK IN MANHATTAN. 561 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,055 WE HEAR HE'S ON HIS WAY TO TURN HIMSELF IN. 562 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:12,825 WHO'S UP FOR A LITTLE STAKEOUT AT THE BIG HOUSE? 563 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:13,926 WELL, SO MUCH FOR THAT THEORY. 564 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,094 YEAH. 565 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,062 (elevator door opens) 566 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,766 JACK? 567 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,534 COME ON. LET'S GO. 568 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,741 TAKE YOUR TIME. I MEAN, WHATEVER. COME ON, LET'S GO! 569 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,946 (Imagine Dragon's "It's Time" playing) 570 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,186 DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT I SAW? 571 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,353 WHAT ARE THE CHANCES 572 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,523 THAT SERENA, DAN, NATE, AND GEORGINA SPARKS 573 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,559 ALL DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE WARHOL EXHIBIT TOGETHER? 574 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,861 ZERO. COME ON, ALLY. 575 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,197 * SO THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT 576 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,467 * WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE SPENT? * 577 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,203 * AND NOW IT'S TIME TO BUILD FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PIT * 578 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,539 * RIGHT TO THE TOP 579 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,940 HEY, MOM! 580 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:01,941 CHUCK! 581 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,010 SORRY I COULDN'T CALL. 582 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,211 (Nate) YOU REALLY SCARED US, MAN. 583 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,412 (Serena) OH! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE SAFE. 584 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,482 YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED AS TO WHY WE'RE ALL HERE. 585 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,850 ARE YOU SAYING GOOD-BYE BEFORE YOU TURN YOURSELF IN? 586 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,953 WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HERE FOR A FUNERAL? 587 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,756 (singsongy) WHEN YOU'RE HERE FOR A WEDDING. 588 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,825 (gasps and laughs) 589 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,960 A WOMAN LIKE BLAIR DESERVES TO BE MARRIED WITH STYLE, 590 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,128 SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 591 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,996 NO BASS MAN WOULD LET HIMSELF BE STOPPED 592 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,898 BY A LITTLE THING LIKE A TRISTATE A.P.B. 593 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,734 HEY, ENOUGH WITH THE SMALL TALK. 594 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,636 WE ALL HAVE A JOB TO DO. 595 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,103 BLAIR AND CHUCK, STAY OUT OF SIGHT. 596 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,039 THEN WE MEET AT THE BETHESDA FOUNTAIN 597 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,173 AND GET MARRIED. 598 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:38,611 MISS ELEANOR, GO--GO GET THE DRESS! A-AND--AND THE RINGS! 599 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,113 THE RINGS! YOU! YOU! RINGS! 600 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,749 AND--AND, UH, MISTER... 601 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:43,916 * I'M SAME AS I WAS 602 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,118 (Dorota speaks indistinctly) 603 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:49,989 * NOW DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 604 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,291 * THAT I'M NEVER CHANGING WHO I AM * 605 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,193 CHUCK AND BLAIR ARE GETTING MARRIED?! 606 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,296 THIS IS THE BIGGEST "GOSSIP GIRL" STORY EVER." 607 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:01,100 ** 608 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,140 OH, MY GOSH! 609 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,176 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 610 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,178 B., THE DRESS IS PERFECTION! 611 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,280 WELL, A LIFELONG RELATIONSHIP WITH ELIE SAAB 612 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,682 DOES HAVE ITS PERKS. 613 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,149 MY MOTHER DID WELL. 614 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,318 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN DAN? I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 615 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,889 THE LAST TIME HE WAS IN CHARGE OF FLOWERS, WE ENDED UP 616 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,024 WITH DAMIEN DALGAARD'S PURPLE TULIP. 617 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,628 WELL, SPEAKING OF, IS DAN HERE AS YOUR DATE? 618 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,797 I MEAN, AFTER HE PUBLISHED HIS HATE PIECE, 619 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,198 I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE EVEN TALKING TO HIM AT ALL. 620 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,166 YEAH, HE HAD HIS REASONS. I DON'T KNOW. 621 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,769 I'M--I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 622 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,905 AND COME ON, IT'S NOT LIKE CHUCK DIDN'T DO 623 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,306 HIS FAIR SHARE OF TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU. 624 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,908 ANCIENT HISTORY! 625 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,176 AND BESIDES, CHUCK IS ONE OF US, WHEREAS DAN, 626 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,045 DESPITE HIS YEARS OF TRYING, NEVER WILL BE. 627 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,681 WHAT DOES "ONE OF US" EVEN MEAN AFTER ALL THIS TIME? 628 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,182 HE'S FRIENDS WITH OUR FRIENDS. 629 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,919 WE--WE BOTH DATED HIM. HIS FATHER MARRIED MY MOTHER. 630 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,321 HIS--HIS NEW APARTMENT IS IN MY BUILDING. 631 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:58,324 S., WE ALL HOPED THAT HUMBLE HUMPHREY WOULD OVERCOME 632 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,961 HIS BROOKLYN ROOTS TO JOIN A HIGHER SOCIAL STRATA. 633 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,095 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM. 634 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,232 BUT LET'S FACE IT. IN HIS CASE, THE DREAM HAS DIED. 635 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:10,202 JUST GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE. YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY. 636 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,939 I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO KNOW, AND THAT IS, 637 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,874 SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN WILL NEVER END UP 638 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,575 WITH A POWERLESS STRIVER. 639 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:27,019 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? THE FOUNTAIN IS THAT WAY. 640 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:29,021 YEAH, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 641 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,156 THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF FIRST. 642 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,692 SOMETHING? LIKE WHAT? IF THIS IS ABOUT THE FINAL CHAPTER, 643 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:33,626 YOU BETTER NOT BE GIVING IT TO "VANITY FAIR" 644 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,994 BEFORE I'VE READ IT. 645 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,295 I'M NOT GIVING IT TO "VANITY FAIR." 646 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:38,765 WHAT? WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 647 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,134 STOP IT! OH! 648 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,370 SHOULD I EVEN ASK WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT ROOFTOP? 649 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,105 THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE BETTER. 650 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,774 AH. THEN FOR ONCE, 651 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,008 I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I'M OUT OF THE LOOP. 652 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,711 CHUCK! HEY! 653 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,113 SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR LAST FLING, BUT I GOT THE RINGS. 654 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,247 THE CHOICE WAS BETWEEN 655 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,316 BYZANTINE CROSS AND EGYPTIAN SNAKE. 656 00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:00,252 I ASSUME, LIKE ATTRACTED LIKE, AND YOU WENT WITH THE SNAKE? 657 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,789 YOU KNOW ME WELL, NEPHEW. 658 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,390 NATE. 659 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,725 THIS IS FOR YOU. 660 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:06,993 IT'S MY FINAL CHAPTER. 661 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,160 YOU MEAN MY FINAL CHAPTER, 662 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,829 AND IT'S NOT FOR YOU. 663 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:17,036 WAIT. THIS IS ABOUT GOSSIP GIRL. 664 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,171 THAT'S YOURS TO PUBLISH IN "THE SPECTATOR." 665 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,339 I KNOW YOU GAVE UP YOUR SEARCH TO HELP SERENA. 666 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:21,874 NOW YOU HAVE ALL YOUR ANSWERS. 667 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,676 DAN, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 668 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,779 I HAVE TO FIND SAGE. 669 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,881 I MEAN, SHE CAN RUN THIS DOWN TO THE OFFICE. 670 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,216 THANKS, MAN. 671 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,051 I MEAN, THIS COULD CHANGE MY LIFE. 672 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:33,652 MINE, TOO, HOPEFULLY. 673 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,890 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO BACK A HORSE FROM D.U.M.B.O. 674 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:41,027 ALL RIGHT, DON'T LET ANYONE STOP YOU OR ASK ANY QUESTIONS. 675 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,294 JUST GO STRAIGHT TO MY COMPUTER AND START TYPING. 676 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,030 POST PARAGRAPH BY PARAGRAPH IF YOU NEED TO. 677 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,431 GOT IT. 678 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,233 (Release the Sunbird's "Road to Nowhere" playing) 679 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,101 (Ally) WHAT IS TAKING GOSSIP GIRL SO LONG? 680 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,302 I DON'T KNOW. 681 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,370 BUT IF GOSSIP GIRL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUT TIP, 682 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,805 I BET THE POLICE WILL. 683 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,373 THEA! THE POLICE? 684 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,909 WHAT? CHUCK'S A FUGITIVE FROM THE LAW. 685 00:27:56,943 --> 00:28:00,312 IF IT'S NOT ON "G.G.," AT LEAST IT'LL BE ON THE NEWS. 686 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:04,183 HI, I HAVE INFORMATION ON THE LOCATION OF CHUCK BASS. 687 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:07,787 * THE FUTURE IS CERTAIN 688 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:12,792 * GIVE US TIME TO WORK IT OUT 689 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:17,096 ** 690 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,238 (gasps) 691 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,742 * WE'RE ON A ROAD TO NOWHERE 692 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:33,245 * COME ON INSIDE 693 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,413 * TAKIN' THAT RIDE... 694 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,982 (Cyrus) TO QUOTE SIDDHARTHA, 695 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:38,350 WE ARE NOT GOING IN CIRCLES. WE ARE GOING UPWARD. 696 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,886 (sirens wailing) 697 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,855 THE PATH IS A SPIRAL. 698 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:43,990 (sirens continue wailing) 699 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,758 WE HAVE ALREADY CLIMBED MANY STE-- 700 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,894 CYRUS, I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH. 701 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,528 PERHAPS WE COULD SKIP TO THE "I DO" PART. 702 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,530 WHERE'S THE RINGS? 703 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,400 (sirens continue wailing) 704 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,367 (tires screech) 705 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,969 DO YOU, CHUCK, 706 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:59,171 TAKE BLAIR TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE? 707 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,973 THREE WORDS. EIGHT LETTERS. 708 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,842 BLAIR, DO YOU TAKE CHUCK TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 709 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,244 ONE WORD. THREE LETTERS. YES! 710 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,246 THEN BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THE GREAT STATE OF NEW YORK, 711 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,915 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE! 712 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,883 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! 713 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,285 * THEY CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO 714 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,789 * BUT THEY'LL MAKE A FOOL OF YOU, AND IT'S ALL RIGHT * 715 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:17,556 (camera shutter clicks) 716 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,925 (giggles) 717 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,260 (man) CHUCK BASS! 718 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,294 * COME ALONG AND TAKE THAT RIDE * 719 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,863 (mouths words) 720 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:26,565 CHUCK BASS? YOU NEED TO COME WITH US. 721 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,134 YOU, TOO, MS. WALDORF. 722 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,268 (Cyrus) I'M WITH YOU. 723 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,269 (Eleanor) ME, TOO. 724 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,403 AND ME. 725 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,172 * AND IT'S ALL RIGHT 726 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,406 * BABY, IT'S ALL RIGHT 727 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,875 (cell phone alerts chime) 728 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,043 RIGHT ON CUE, GOSSIP GIRL. 729 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:39,011 IT'S NOT GOSSIP GIRL. 730 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,346 IT'S "THE SPECTATOR." 731 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:45,184 ** 732 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:48,787 * WE'RE ON A ROAD TO NOWHERE 733 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:55,494 (The Mynabirds' "Body of Work" playing) 734 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:56,462 (cell phone alert chimes) 735 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:57,830 I'M SHOCKED. 736 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,231 I THOUGHT IT WAS DOROTA. 737 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:00,833 (cell phone alert chimes) 738 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,034 WHAT? 739 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,369 * YOU GET SO MANY LIVES 740 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:06,438 SERIOUSLY? 741 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,907 * SOMETIMES YOU'RE A ROLLER 742 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,075 (cell phone alert chimes) 743 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,910 * SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE STONE 744 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,845 NO 745 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,180 WAY. 746 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,348 OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 747 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,918 * BUT YOU CAN BE WILD HORSES 748 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,987 * YOU CAN STOP AT WILL 749 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,488 THAT LITTLE BITCH! 750 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,256 (chuckles) 751 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,092 HEY, UPPER EAST SIDERS. 752 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,593 GOSSIP GIRL HERE, 753 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:31,263 AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER. 754 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,531 (sighs) 755 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,334 "SERENA! YOU'RE BACK FROM BOARDING SCHOOL." 756 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:39,071 "YEAH. HI, BLAIR. SO I GOTTA GO--" 757 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:40,539 COME ON, BELL. CAN YOU JUST TRY A LITTLE HARDER? 758 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,341 I'M SORRY. IF I'M BEING REALLY HONEST, RACHEL, 759 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,010 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN PULL OFF HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE. 760 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,111 (cell phone alert chimes) 761 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,212 THANKS A LOT. 762 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,346 SORRY. 763 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,480 OH, COME ON! YOU ARE ALWAYS ON THAT THING. 764 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,216 THIS AUDITION'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 765 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,884 PLUS, THE BOOK IS A BEST-SELLER 766 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:52,651 AND IT HAS A BUILT-IN MOVIE AUDIENCE. 767 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,220 (gasps) 768 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:55,554 DAN HUMPHREY IS A REALLY GOOD WRITER. 769 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,289 O.M.G. 770 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,525 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHO GOSSIP GIRL IS. 771 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,995 WAIT. GOSSIP GIRL IS REAL? 772 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:06,899 * BEFORE YOU GET OUT ON YOUR OWN WAY * 773 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,400 (Dan) THE UPPER EAST SIDE 774 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:11,103 WAS LIKE SOMETHING FROM FITZGERALD OR THACKERAY-- 775 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,672 TEENAGERS ACTING LIKE ADULTS, 776 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,441 ADULTS ACTING LIKE TEENAGERS, 777 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,443 GUARDING SECRETS, SPREADING GOSSIP, 778 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:21,513 ALL WITH THE TRAPPINGS OF TRULY OPULENT WEALTH. 779 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,382 AND MEMBERSHIP IN THIS COMMUNITY WAS SO ELITE, 780 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,317 YOU COULDN'T EVEN BUY YOUR WAY IN. 781 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,053 IT WAS A BIRTHRIGHT-- 782 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,654 A BIRTHRIGHT I DIDN'T HAVE 783 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:31,257 AND MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS WOULD NEVER EARN ME. 784 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,392 ALL I HAD TO COMPARE TO THIS WORLD 785 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,994 WAS WHAT I'D READ IN BOOKS. 786 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,295 BUT THAT GAVE ME THE IDEA. 787 00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:40,666 IF I WASN'T BORN INTO THIS WORLD, 788 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,235 MAYBE I COULD WRITE MYSELF INTO IT. 789 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,173 I'D OVERHEARD ENOUGH CONVERSATIONS 790 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,340 TO BE ABLE TO MIMIC THE LANGUAGE 791 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,541 OF THE CONSTANCE GIRLS, 792 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,610 BUT EVERY WRITER NEEDS HIS MUSE. 793 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,147 AND IT WASN'T UNTIL THAT PHOTO OF SERENA IN THE WHITE DRESS 794 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,483 THAT I KNEW I HAD SOMETHING STRONG ENOUGH 795 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,151 TO ACTUALLY CREATE A LEGEND... 796 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,619 AND LAUNCH A WEB SITE. 797 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,321 WITHIN WEEKS, I WAS GETTING DOZENS OF E-MAILS 798 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,690 WITH STORIES ABOUT UPPER EAST SIDERS, 799 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,492 SO I POSTED THEM ANONYMOUSLY. 800 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,094 AND THEN I GOT MORE. 801 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,695 OH, MY GOD. 802 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:10,963 BEFORE LONG, IT WAS A MONSTER. 803 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,564 EVERYONE WAS SENDING TIPS. 804 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:15,167 I AM SO GLAD GOSSIP GIRL FINALLY GOT HER BALLS BACK. 805 00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:17,603 AND WHEN SERENA CAME BACK FROM BOARDING SCHOOL... 806 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,171 (camera shutter clicks) 807 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,173 I WROTE MY FIRST POST ABOUT ME... 808 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,374 LONELY BOY-- 809 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:25,444 THE OUTSIDER, THE UNDERDOG. 810 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,712 I MIGHT'VE BEEN A JOKE, BUT... 811 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,447 (cell phone alerts chime) 812 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,481 AT LEAST PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. 813 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:33,652 THIS IS A HELL OF A THING YOU PULLED OFF, KID. 814 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,221 I'M IN AWE. 815 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:36,755 I HACKED IT AND STOLE IT FROM HIM. 816 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,324 THAT MAKES ME WAY MORE AWESOME. 817 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:41,060 NO, YOU STOLE IT AFTER I SHUT IT DOWN. 818 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,062 AND WHEN YOU STARTED IT BACK UP, I JUST STOLE IT AGAIN. 819 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,530 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS YOU 820 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,398 ON THE SURVEILLANCE TAPE DIANA SENT ME. 821 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,334 YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO WASN'T THERE WITH US THAT NIGHT. 822 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,069 AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO OWNS A HOODIE. 823 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,271 THE ONE I FELT STUPID ABOUT WAS GRADUATION, 824 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,474 WHEN I ASKED GOSSIP GIRL TO MEET ME, AND THEN DAN SHOWED UP. 825 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,375 (elevator door opens) 826 00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,478 SON. 827 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,213 DAD. 828 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,514 I FIGURED YOU'D BE HERE WAITING FOR CHUCK AND BLAIR. 829 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,250 WE NEED TO TALK. 830 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,420 I SHOULD DRINK. 831 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,222 ME, TOO. 832 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:11,757 UH, VODKA ON THE ROCKS. 833 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,126 BIG GLASS, NOT TOO MANY ROCKS. 834 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,161 THREE OLIVES. 835 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:20,399 DAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE 836 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,368 YOU ARE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS POISON. 837 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,303 THE DAMAGE YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR FRIENDS, TO YOUR FAMILY, 838 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,504 TO YOUR OWN SISTER! 839 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,306 JENNY WANTED TO GET ON "GOSSIP GIRL." 840 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,441 SHE'S KNOWN IT WAS ME FOR YEARS. 841 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:30,709 IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING SHE REALLY DIDN'T WANT POSTED, 842 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,877 ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS ASK. 843 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,780 YOU TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT HER LOSING HER VIRGINITY! 844 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,249 NO, NO, NO. NO, SHE SENT THAT TIP IN HERSELF. 845 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,317 SHE WANTED TO GET OUT OF NEW YORK, 846 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,451 BUT SHE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE 847 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,652 SHE HAD THE STRENGTH TO LEAVE ON HER OWN. 848 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,122 SO SHE KNEW IF BLAIR FOUND OUT THE TRUTH, 849 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,091 SHE WOULDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 850 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,396 HER LEAVING TOWN... 851 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,164 (sighs) WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO JENNY. 852 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,199 YEAH. I MEAN, LOOK, DAD, 853 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:56,068 I-I KNOW--I KNOW 854 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,837 I'VE SCREWED UP, AND PLENTY OF TIMES. 855 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,672 BUT I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO DO THE RIGHT THING, 856 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,341 LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME. 857 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,480 TELL ME EVERYTHING. 858 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,350 DAN WAS AS HARD ON HIMSELF AS HE WAS ANY OF US. 859 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,152 AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO POST 860 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,853 IF EVERYONE HADN'T BEEN SENDING IN TIPS. 861 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:15,821 I NEVER SENT IN ONE TIP. 862 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,189 (scoffs) SAINT NATE. 863 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:18,357 COME ON, WHAT WAS THE WORST THING 864 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,425 GOSSIP GIRL EVER WROTE ABOUT YOU? 865 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,492 IF ANYONE SHOULD BE MAD... 866 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,593 (elevator door opens) 867 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,162 IT--IT SHOULD BE ME... OR ME AND BLAIR. 868 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,096 (Blair) WE'RE HERE! 869 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:25,497 (Serena) YOU'RE FREE! 870 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,166 (Nate) SO EVERYTHING'S OKAY? 871 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,601 WELL, CYRUS IS FINISHING UP AT THE POLICE STATION. 872 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:30,836 BUT WE REFUSED TO TALK. 873 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,371 AND SINCE THERE'S NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE 874 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,739 THAT CHUCK WAS EVEN ON THAT ROOF... 875 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,740 AND NO WITNESS... 876 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,308 EXCEPT HIS WIFE. 877 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,743 THEY HAD TO NO CHOICE BUT TO LET US GO. 878 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,711 BART'S DEATH WILL BE RULED AS AN ACCIDENT. 879 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,213 THANK YOU. 880 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,349 NO, THIS IS ACTUALLY FOR HER. 881 00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:48,587 MISS BLAIR, I-I SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU AND, UH, MR. CHUCK, 882 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,390 AND BRAIN EXPLODING FROM LONELY BOY NEWS. 883 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,724 I NEED VODKA. 884 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:55,194 WE ALL NEED LOTS OF VODKA, DOROTA. 885 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,662 AND CHAMPAGNE. 886 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,364 MY MOTHER AND LILY ARE AT CITARELLA RIGHT NOW 887 00:34:58,397 --> 00:34:59,531 GETTING FOOD. 888 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,368 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WEDDING RECEPTION. 889 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,204 AND DON'T EVEN THINK THAT YOU WILL BE INVITED, HUMPHREY. 890 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,139 WE READ WHILE WE WERE WAITING. 891 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:08,207 YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. 892 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,675 WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW, BLAIR? 893 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,644 WHAT DO YOU LOOK SO AMUSED FOR? 894 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:13,745 UH, IT'S JUST THAT I FELT THE SAME WAY 895 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,781 UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I'M FINE WITH IT. 896 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,549 FINE? 897 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,386 HE STOPPED POSTING AFTER OUR ACCIDENT. 898 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,154 HE SHUT DOWN THE SITE. 899 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,623 I MEAN, WE ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS ONE OF US, RIGHT? 900 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,492 I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS DOROTA! 901 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,227 (chokes, spit vodka) 902 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,895 YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ERIC FOR A LITTLE BIT, 903 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:30,896 AND THEN I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, RUFUS. 904 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,764 MY DAD? COME ON. 905 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,634 HEY! IT COULD'VE BEEN ME. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS NATE. 906 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,902 DID ANYONE THINK IT COULD BE ME? 907 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:39,405 MY MONEY WAS ON THE BLONDE BROAD IN LONDON. 908 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,806 (Nate and Serena laugh) 909 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,242 WHY DO YOU ALL THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY? 910 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,377 GOSSIP GIRL RUINED OUR LIVES! 911 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,579 IS YOUR LIFE REALLY RUINED, BLAIR? 912 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,281 IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 913 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,649 WE'RE ALL ON TRACK TO DO EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED TO DO. 914 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,419 BUT HE SCHEMED AND LIED AND SPREAD HORRIBLE STORIES. 915 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,787 BLAIR, I THINK YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE DAN WAS THE ONE 916 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,656 WHO WAS PULLING THE STRINGS ALL ALONG. 917 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,825 THIS WHOLE TIME, I HAD MORE POWER THAN YOU. 918 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:03,195 BUT WHAT HE DID WITH THAT POWER WAS WRITE A LOVE LETTER-- 919 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,730 NOT JUST TO ME BUT TO ALL OF US. 920 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,333 IT MADE ME REALIZE I DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY, 921 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:11,337 THAT--THAT YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY, AND I BELONG HERE. 922 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,305 AND SO DOES DAN. 923 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:19,678 WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S ALL OVER NOW, 924 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,481 THAT WE CAN ALL GROW UP AND MOVE ON. 925 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,550 YEAH. 926 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,352 GOSSIP GIRL'S DEAD. 927 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:56,982 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 928 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,116 MR. ARCHIBALD, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO SPECULATION THAT YOU'LL BE 929 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,752 ANNOUNCING YOUR BID FOR THE MAYOR'S RACE ANY DAY NOW? 930 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,854 I SAY NEW YORK IS THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD. 931 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,523 WHO WOULDN'T WANNA BE MAYOR? 932 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,024 YOU'D BE THE YOUNGEST MAYOR EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE CITY. 933 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,360 ONLY IF I WIN. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID IF I'M RUNNING. 934 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,496 THE POLLS ALREADY HAVE YOU OUT IN FRONT. 935 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,464 I PROMISE I'LL ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TOMORROW, 936 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,900 BUT RIGHT NOW THERE'S SOMEWHERE I HAVE TO BE. 937 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:18,670 (camera shutters clicking) 938 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,518 THANK YOU, MR. HENRY. 939 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,686 YOU VERY GOOD BOY, HELP TIDY UP FOR PARTY. 940 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,787 (footsteps approach) 941 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:36,688 LOOK WHO'S HERE! 942 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,490 DADDY! 943 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,025 (grunts) AH! 944 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,360 (speaks indistinctly) 945 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:42,794 THERE IS MY GRANDSON! HENRY! 946 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,062 COME HERE, BOY! COME HERE! COME HERE! COME HERE! 947 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,764 COME ON! AH! 948 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:46,765 HOW ARE YOU? 949 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,033 THE PLACE LOOKS GREAT. 950 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,801 IT WAS ALL BLAIR. THANK YOU. 951 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,537 (chuckles) 952 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:54,039 NO. NO, I TOLD YOU THAT TUESDAY IS NOT SOON ENOUGH. 953 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:56,808 I NEED THE SAMPLES IN THE SHOWROOM BY MONDAY. 954 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,710 OKAY, I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE GUESTS. 955 00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,779 XIÈXIE. ZÀIJIAN. 956 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,848 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'D WONDERED 957 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,316 IF WE'D EVER MAKE IT TO THIS DAY? 958 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,984 AND NOW... HERE WE ARE. 959 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,319 NO DOUBT THANKS TO YOUR WONDERFUL PARENTING. 960 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,420 MM! OH, MY... 961 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:09,521 (speaks indistinctly) 962 00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:10,689 I KNOW. I KNOW. (chuckles) 963 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:13,392 LAST-MINUTE INSPIRATION. 964 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,926 HOW IS SHE? 965 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,728 OH, GREAT. NOT NERVOUS AT ALL. I AM. I NEED A DRINK. 966 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,397 (laughs) 967 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,698 (Florence + the Machine) * SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE 968 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,533 * THROWING MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR * 969 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,068 HEY. SORRY I'M LATE. HEY, LOOKING GOOD. 970 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:26,672 * I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON YOU 971 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,806 (speaks indistinctly) 972 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,074 * SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE SAYING 973 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:31,677 * "LORD, I JUST DON'T CARE" 974 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:35,847 * BUT YOU'VE GOT THE LOVE I NEED TO SEE ME THROUGH * 975 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,416 * SOMETIMES IT SEEMS 976 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:40,018 * THE GOING IS JUST TOO ROUGH 977 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:44,356 * AND THINGS GO WRONG NO MATTER WHAT I DO * 978 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,358 * WHEN FOOD IS GONE 979 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:50,095 * YOU ARE MY DAILY NEED 980 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:51,463 * OH 981 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,966 * WHEN FRIENDS ARE GONE 982 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,637 * I KNOW MY SAVIOR'S LOVE IS REAL * 983 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:02,374 * YOU KNOW IT'S REAL 984 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,376 * YOU GOT THE LOVE 985 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,777 * YOU GOT THE LOVE 986 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:08,880 * YOU GOT THE LOVE 987 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,984 * YOU GOT THE LOVE 988 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,853 * YOU GOT THE LOVE 989 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:18,890 * YOU GOT THE LOVE 990 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:23,595 * OH 991 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,830 * OH 992 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:31,937 * SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THROWING MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR * 993 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,605 * I KNOW 994 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:37,075 * I CAN COUNT ON YOU, OH 995 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:41,146 * SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE SAYING, "LORD, I JUST DON'T CARE" * 996 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:46,518 * YOU GOT THE LOVE I NEED TO SEE ME THROUGH * 997 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,787 (Gossip Girl) YOU MAY BE RID OF DAN HUMPHREY, 998 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,556 BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME. 999 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,794 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE ON THE OUTSIDE, 1000 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:57,195 WANTING TO GET IN. 1001 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,799 (The Pretty Reckless' "Kill Me" playing) 1002 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,438 * EVERY DAY I WAKE UP 1003 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,975 * EVERY DAY I WAKE UP, OH 1004 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,544 * KILL ME, JUST KILL ME 1005 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:15,581 * JUST GET ME OUT OF THE SUN 1006 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,783 * KILL ME, JUST KILL ME 1007 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:21,052 * SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THE SUN * 1008 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,954 WHO AM I NOW? 1009 00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:25,090 THAT'S ONE SECRET I'LL NEVER TELL. 1010 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:28,560 X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL. 72413

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