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This is what everybody wants
- take a pause to be happy.

Time passes and so do days. That's
what I want - to live truthfully.

I'm going on the road
again, time is dragging on.

I realized that I'm alone,
I'm walking in a storm.

Raindrops are the mood, but they're
not raindrops, they're my tears.

I could give you a lot,
I could be a prince.

Just show me how, I don't
want to live like this.

A new woman again,
a one-night stand.

Such beauty takes
away the male soul.

I could give you a lot,
everything you long for.

I could have your
back, make you great.

If you really wanted to
and said it out loud.

Karma is a bitch, it'll
show you loneliness.

Would I want too
much not to be alone?

Black and white are not just me.

I'm getting what's mine, because
there's no shame in chasing your dreams,

piercing the blue
sky with my head.

I could give you a lot,
everything you long for.

I could have your
back, make you great.

If you really wanted to
and said it out loud.

Karma is a bitch, it'll
show you loneliness.

Not good… 130 by 90.

Should I call an ambulance, Dad?

There's this thing. Come.

200… 300… By Wednesday.

By Wednesday?

If I say by Wednesday, maybe
you'll return it on Saturday.

- So what's this gal's name?
- Jula.

- Will anything come of it?
- Of course.

- Is she pretty?
- Dad.

- Pretty is an understatement.
- That's worse.

- Look after yourself.
- Dad.

- What's up?
- Ah... Nothing.

Wait a bit still.

Better fix your car.

It's supposed to rain all night
long. You'll drown in it one day.

Jula won't bring you
a change of socks.

Go! If she's pretty,
she won't wait.

Hey.

Maciek?

Hi.

Jake from "Fast and
Furious" had one like this.

- Really? Oh.
- Is it yours?

My father's.

But he doesn't drive it anymore,
'cause he has high blood pressure.

But he lends it to
his son for dates.

Your old man's cool.

Mine's not cool. But at
least he's left town.

- Did you hear it?
- No.

Gentlemen.

Welcome.

Hey… But...

Wait.

Jasinski.

Gentlemen, this is the contract.

There you go. Which
of you shall take it?

What an asshole! He was supposed to
come back the day after tomorrow.

- Your father?
- Well, not my mother, I guess.

Okay. I'll talk to him.

I don't think you know
who my old man is.

Hey… Wait. But...

- Go, go, go.
- But…

- Go! Go, go, go, go, go.
- Where?

- Through the window?
- Yeah. I'll throw your clothes.

There you go.

Welcome.

My... garden.

My daughter. You
understand, gentlemen.

They don't. They
don't speak Polish.

What are you waiting for?!

Julia.

Darling, I know
you're an adult now.

You can do whatever you want.

With whomever you want. But…

These friends of yours…

They don't need to run
naked around the garden

right when I'm sealing
the deal of my life.

You know you're the
most important to me.

Have mercy on me.

USED-CAR LOT.

The lady benefits from getting
to know her better, right?

Couldn't you just ask?

Once, like a man, if
I'd have lent it to you?

- Would you have?
- No.

And now there'd be no issue.

Well, you didn't do
that in a parking lot.

- Dad, I was under pressure.
- But why, were they chasing you?

Was it police? Had you
been drinking or smoking?

No, calm down...

Her dad just got angry
and he's a psycho.

A psycho? Maybe just a daddy
who loves his daughter.

Well, anything more about him?

He has a Bentley Continental...

Oh, isn't that great.

A villa in Nadarzyn...

Fantastic.

Dad, you're right. I screwed up.

But I'll figure it out.

I'll fix the Mustang and
it'll be as good as new.

Then hurry, because I
already have a buyer.

Are you selling the Mustang?

Will you pay my car lot
mortgage installment instead?

Again.

Is everything all right?

- You're completely crazy.
- But what do you mean?

That all these tinders and
hashtags have eaten your brain out.

How about a dime of something
specific at this time?

Get dressed, I'll be
waiting downstairs.

- Oh Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ.

WHO'S BEHIND THE CASINO FIRE?

Is this your Julka's daddy?

THE TRIAL OF MIROSLAW
B. STARTS TODAY.

Yeah...

Only then he didn't have
a stripe over his eyes.

She told me her dad
was a businessman.

What was she supposed to tell
you? That her daddy is a bandit?

Mild sauce, thin crust!

And I don't care. I'm
not dating him, but her.

You're dating her and you're
running away from him.

THE KING OF SLOT MACHINES.

Thank you.

- Have you known each other long?
- It doesn't matter at all.

Of course, not at all.

- Well, how long?
- Er...

Nine… maybe ten days.
From the Internet.

So couldn't you check on
this Internet of yours

that she's a
gangster's daughter?

For you, everyone successful in this
country is a straight-up gangster, huh?

No. Not everyone.

Almost everyone. And
this guy for sure.

- Do you know what his nickname was?
- Well, what?

- The Orthopedist.
- A very cool nickname.

Do you know why?

Maybe when he was a little boy,
he wanted to become a doctor.

He broke people's arms. Or legs.

A fracture specialist!

- I wish you were smarter.
- Than who?

Than me, you dumbo.

- TODAY WAS GREAT, I MISS YOU ALREADY.
- SAME HERE, SLEEP WELL.

- ME TOO. DID YOU GIVE UP ON ME?
- No way.

NO WAY.

THEN HELP ME GET OUT.

- What's going on?
- Fuck!

All right. I don't know,
the water is on fire.

Hush, hush, good boys,
go home, come on!

Run, or they'll eat you.

Yeah, we're putting it out.

Come on, put it out!

- What's up?
- I think I sprained my ankle.

Now? Come.

- Can you jump over?
- I'll manage.

- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.

Come.

- Where's your Mustang?
- The Mustang would be too conspicuous.

- What are you doing?
- It's missing the reverse gear.

- Is it missing anything else?
- No.

I mean, you have to
start in second gear.

And fourth gear doesn't
work, but only uphill. Come.

Cool. At least it's
not conspicuous.

- Is something wrong?
- No, everything's fine. It's all right.

- I kind of feel like...
- Huh?

The stress is going away.

Who was on duty today?

You, Spade.

Julka?

Julka!

Excuse me. Do you know if my
friend... Has she left already?

She sure did. At
3 a.m., by taxi.

You have to vacate
the room by 12.

Last night, a mysterious fire broke out
on a controversial developer's property.

There are suspicions about it
being some underworld games.

The businessman himself
declined to comment.

As we unofficially discovered,
the businessman's second wife,

Anna Bychawska née Wolna, disappeared
from the property during the fire.

Miroslaw Bychawski married
her less than a year ago.

Previously, she was his
personal fitness trainer.

It's rumored that it might be...

Wife?

A kidnapping.

We tried to reach the businessman's
daughter from his first marriage.

Unfortunately, Julia Bychawska, an
Eco Freedom organization activist,

is not currently
present on the property.

- Just try cutting that tree.
- Come on over here.

Yeah, come on.

I'm telling you one last
time! Get off the trees!

And I'm telling you the first
time: Kiss my ass! Leave me!

- Come here!
- Get off me!

- Disperse immediately!
- Leave it!

Take off your uniform!
Apologize to your mother!

- Come on over here...
- Let go...

Everyone, disperse!

Take off your uniform!
Apologize to your mother!

You threw up on my house.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that...

It's yours.

If you don't know how to
drink, you don't drink.

Or you drink at your place.

I'm The Professor.

You don't have a
name? That's okay.

Do you smoke?

One million dollars ransom
demand. One million.

Why not twenty
from the beginning?

I wouldn't take her
even for an extra fee.

- Don't talk like that about your mom.
- My mom?

- Dad, mom left you eight years ago.
- Exactly.

And who raised you? Me. With
these hands I raised you.

Exactly.

- Okay, maybe I made some mistakes.
- Mistakes?

Dad, what mistakes?

You married Ania,
my congratulations.

- Ania is even younger than me.
- No way! Ania was born in September.

And? Did you buy her on
sale? Was it a bargain?

I fell in love.

Fell in love. With which
part of her specifically?

Don't be vulgar.

Okay, you fancied your aerobics trainer
because she helped you do push-ups.

I know it's hard for
you to understand,

but your father might
have feelings too, right?

Bravo.

If you care about her so much,

splash out a million bucks
and she'll be yours again.

Easy.

How can she be such a slut?

Professor, do you know what
the worst human trait is?

I do. And you?

Naivety.

Well, no.

This one is the best.

Will you look for her?

- What for?
- Oh, I don't know.

But if you wanted to,
I know where she went.

Thanks. Say hello to her then.

Stop here.

Hello, my dear, hello!

- Do you have anything?
- Yes.

Show me.

He's flexible.

Forward.

- And strong.
- What an animal.

- He must have knocked her unconscious.
- I don't know about that.

What don't you know about?

Do you remember when you told
me to install a new camera

instead of the one
that was always broken?

- Yes.
- Well, I installed it.

And?

She climbed over the
fence on her own.

Nobody forced her.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm not blind.

I don't know
anything about women.

But it looks like...
she ran away?

She was kidnapped. A photo came.

- With a ransom demand.
- True. But it's make-up. Look, boss.

Don't bother me
with any make-up.

One camera shows him carrying
her, and that's proof.

My wife was kidnapped,
you understand?

- Kidnapped.
- Kidnapped.

And the whole city
should think so.

Destroy other recordings.

If anyone finds out that
she herself... from me...

And now she's being
fucked by some

dickhead.

My own wife. She's
worth a lot of money.

My wife was kidnapped
by unknown perpetrators.

The kidnappers demanded a million
dollars in ransom from me.

I'll pay.

I'll pay because

family is the most
important thing to me.

Yeah, sure, especially me.

But if something bad
happens to my wife,

I'll use all my influence to
ensure that justice is served.

Look how family-friendly
he's become. Poor thing.

No matter the cost. That's why I'm
warning the kidnappers once again.

Thank you.

- Are you sure it's here?
- Yeah.

The Mustang is registered to the
guy who owns this used-car lot.

The only such model in Warsaw.

He launders money,
there's no other way.

He does. Probably rupees.

- Are you gentlemen here for me?
- Where's your Mustang, buddy?

What Mustang?

This is a used-car
lot, not a stable.

I like witty people.

Have you seen her?

- I don't know the person.
- You'll talk to Benek then.

Jasiński and I will
look at the wheels.

An Astra. 1982. I had my first
time in one just like this.

I don't remember her name.
But the car was green.

And in such a Matiz, I
had my license taken away.

I had to buy it back later for a lot
of money, and I didn't have much.

I was only in my
third year of law.

- Those were the days. Pour, Spade.
- So what now?

Just don't tell Julia.

Well, look what happened.

There was a time I'd break your bones
myself, but now it's not appropriate.

I have nothing to do with
the kidnapping of your wife.

I can see it. You wouldn't be able to
kidnap a potato from a grocery store.

Your son, however,
is a different case.

Do you know why you got whacked?

Because you raised
your son wrong.

Fucking other people's wives

is a sin.

As a father, did you
ever tell him that?

Yes. As soon as he was born.

Now tell him that if
she doesn't come back,

then his daddy won't survive
his second meeting with me.

And neither will he.

Because I'll find him.

- Excuse me. Aleksander Stawicki. Which room?
- Ten.

- Over there?
- Yes.

Have I ever kicked your
ass in the last 20 years?

Well, now I will, as
soon as my ribs heal.

Can you handle it, Dad?

Can I handle it? I was
losing my mind, you idiot.

- What a son of a bitch.
- A son of a bitch.

People get angry when
you fuck their wives.

First of all, I didn't
know she was his wife.

And secondly, I wasn't
fucking her at all.

That's not good.

It'd be much better
if you fucked her.

Hello.

And Bychawski would think
you weren't fucking her.

Much better. For everyone.

Well, I fucked up big time.

For the first time ever, we
agree on at least this one thing.

- What do we do now, Dad?
- We?

You have a mortgage, and
they burned down your lot.

What will you do? How
will you pay it off?

I'll think of something as
soon as you stop jabbering.

You know what?

Supposedly, it was
me who kidnapped her,

but they ruined you and
beat the sh... out of you.

- I won't leave it like that.
- Don't even think about it.

- Son.
- No.

Nobody shall beat my father up.

This is Lolek, the only taxi driver
in the area. She went with him.

You know I didn't know
that the fifty was blue?

Wait, wait, wait.

And now I want to see
what color the hundred is.

- Hello.
- Hello. How can I help?

Right...

What?

What the fuck? I
must be dreaming.

Maciek, dear. It's
not what you think.

- I mean, I... we... we didn't...
- Wait a minute, we?

I'm not sharing with this jerk.

I'm taking my half and
getting out of here.

You'll share your half with him.

Hey, why my half?

You chose him yourself,
now pay him off.

Wait, wait, wait. You chose
me? What does she mean?

She set everything up. I'd never
think up something so stupid.

Yeah, because to think something up,
you first have to think in general.

- Eco-moron.
- Cruella de Botox.

- Catechist.
- What are you doing? Give it back.

- You'll mix it up.
- Quiet!

Now we'll do this. I'll
post your photo online.

And your husband
and your daddy...

I'm sure they'll will very
happy. I mean, he will be.

I guess daddy will be very,
very happy when he catches you.

Because he won't touch the family.
He cares about us too much.

She's right. You don't seem
to know who my old man is.

- I mean, her old man. Our old man.
- I do.

I visited my father
in the hospital.

- How is he?
- Alive.

Okay, come on, let me
show you something.

Can you see?

Well, I see the workers.

A bunch of lemmings
serving corporations.

Oh Jesus, I don't believe it.

My father wants to build a
dam here to drain the swamps.

- I guess that's good, right?
- Good?

- Do you know what lives there?
- Mosquitos?

The scarlet thrush. It's
rarer than the panda.

If they drain these
swamps, it'll lose

its last natural
habitat in Europe.

It'll be lost forever. We'll never,
ever see it again, do you understand?

- Very nice speech.
- I told you she was mentally ill.

Together with these guys from
Malaysia, they want to build

a golf course, a highway,
and a hotel here.

They want to ruin it all
for fat guys swinging clubs.

So what, that's why you want
to cheat him out of money?

We need this money. She just
wants to get off the leash.

She has a prenup and
wouldn't get a penny.

And I want to save
these swamps, get it?

No.

If the dam
accidentally collapsed,

there'd be no golf course here.

The land will become worthless.

I'll buy it from the
Malaysians for peanuts.

Half a million would do.

You're kidding.

The world is fucked
up, but not that much.

Such a simple kidnapping scam
and he didn't figure it out?

Sorry, but he's not that stupid.

- Hey!
- Wait, let me check something.

Well, yeah.

You won't even pay for your
return bus ticket with this.

- No! No!
- Hey, man, are you crazy?

- Are they fakes?
- Hey, I'll collect it!

You're not going to leave
us penniless, are you?

Am I not? I'm going home and
I hope I won't see you again.

Wait. Mirek ruined your father.

- What Mirek?
- Well, my husband. That's his name.

- He set fire to his lot, right?
- It's none of your business. I'm off.

And he beat him up badly.

Exactly. Shouldn't he
at least pay for this?

- Will you just let it go?
- I said it's none of your business.

And I won't forgive him.

So what? What will you do to
him? Will you beat him too?

You know what would
hurt him the most?

If you cheat him out of money.

With us.

Only in this country. Here I have
everything arranged like Lego bricks.

Now relax at the hotel.
My man will take you back.

Jasinski, take
care of the guests.

And you were the most important
thing in the world to me.

The most important thing in the
world to you is your daughter.

All right. Then you were
second most important to me.

Money comes second.

You traded me for
a bag of garbage.

Garbage? These are
very good fakes.

Eight and a half groszy
a piece at wholesale.

Did you think I'd give you
real money? You and that prick?

- He didn't know anything.
- Excuse me?

Mirek, I didn't
even sleep with him.

I was stupid. Sorry.

What for?

- They kidnapped you.
- What?

Very bad people broke into
our house and kidnapped you.

There were three of them.

One set the swimming pool on fire
to distract the security guards.

Then the second one
slipped through the window.

He put you to sleep with
chloroform and he carried you away.

The third one was
filming everything.

You don't know
where they took you

because you were unconscious.

You only woke up in some attic.

Mirek, what the fuck
are you talking about?

Shut up and listen.

Thanks to your gymnastic
skills, you managed to escape.

And I also got the money back
thanks to my gymnastic skills?

All right.

We'll get the money back
when we catch the bastard.

That's the truth. Remember it,
because there will be no other truth.

This version goes to
the press. And now…

Tell me what you know about him.

- So daddy was furious.
- Even worse jealous.

I'm screwed. And he
wants to get Maciek.

- Oh, well, Maciek's screwed too.
- Yes.

Oh well, now he has to
help us. For his own good.

- I'll convince him.
- How? By turning him into an ecologist?

I feel that deep
down he loves nature.

He just doesn't know it
yet. I'll talk to him.

Hey!

So where's this thrush?

Scarlet thrushes are very timid.

In fact, hardly
anyone has seen it.

I've never seen it myself.

So you're fighting for the forest
and swamps that house a bird

that no one has ever seen?

It must be here somewhere.

This is the last
chance for this forest.

Okay, wait and turn around.

Where are you going? Where?

I said turn around.

Turn around. I'll
bring you something.

I said turn around.

Hide your phone too!

Look.

The scarlet thrush feeds on it.

That's why I know it's here.

This is the first time I've
heard of a bird eating mushrooms.

Who are you, an ornithologist?

- Well, try them, you'll understand.
- No.

They're bitter.

What the fuck? I must be
dreaming. Dreaming... Dreaming...

- What did you give me?
- Quieter.

You're not alone here.

Quite a ride, huh?

Did I undress myself?

You wanted to get closer to
nature. That's how it works.

And?

Did I get closer?
Because I don't remember.

You were lucky anyway.

During my first time I ended
up on a train to Kielce.

Well, now only you, me and the
thrush know about this place.

We won't let them
destroy it, will we?

I thought you wanted to ruin your dad
for a piece of swamp in the forest.

But no, you want to
ruin him for a bird

that eats mushrooms and
has never been seen.

Hey, I want to save my father.
Just like you want to save yours.

Right. Because every time I try
to save someone, I rob them first.

Yeah. Then let's rob him.

Who beautified the honorable
gentleman like this?

Well, I didn't sleep well.

- My mattress is hugely uncomfortable.
- Yeah.

Have a seat.

- Water, coffee, tea?
- No thanks.

And where's Oskar?

Won't he say hello?

- He's not here.
- And where is he?

- He's gone.
- What do you mean? Where did he go?

He didn't say.

He died, don't you understand?

Listen...

I need help.

My Maciek got into
a lot of trouble.

It seems to run in your
family, doesn't it?

- Then you have to go to the police.
- I just did.

To me?

It's too late.

I stopped being a
policeman a long time ago.

Okay.

I have to go then.

Hey...

Who did it to you?

Are you insane?

Sorry, but I can't rob casinos.

Generally speaking, I
can't rob people at all.

We don't have to steal
money, we can win it.

- You lose money in the casino. Not win.
- That's not true.

- Mirek's friends always win.
- Mirek's friends?

I'm not Mirek's friend.
Do you have a better idea?

Listen, this is
a very good idea.

And you'll see it for yourself
tomorrow at the casino.

Either I will find
out or I won't.

Even if I make up my mind,
I'm out after the operation.

We don't know each other.

Machine number 46.

Let me get this over with.

Eat your fill now,
come on, eat your fill.

Just sign the fucking permits.

How much has he
already received?

204,700.

Cut him off!

He was supposed to get 200,000!

I'll detract 4,700
from your salary.

- So what do you think now?
- Is that him?

Chairman Wozniak. I told you so.

He's supposed to sign
Mirek's building permit.

This is how Mirek gives bribes.

He switches the machine and the guest
gets legal money into his pocket.

- And he thinks I don't know about it.
- You used your head for a change.

- How did you come up with that, huh?
- For a change, I'm nice to people.

They often confide in me.

Wait, wait, but how does
he switch the machine? How?

It's all controlled
by a computer.

To get this money, you'd first
have to have the program.

Break into the server room, upload
it. Put someone at the machines.

I'll be happy to put
myself at the machine.

And a million other
things, you know?

And all this without
anyone noticing us.

Hey, think positive. The program
doesn't have to be a problem.

Pawel!

- Me?
- Yeah. You. You're Pawel.

Well, actually, yes.

Don't you remember me?

Well...

- I'm Julka.
- Ah, Julka… Julka!

Julka...

You work for my father.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

- So he has two daughters?
- One.

- May I?
- Yes, yes, please.

This week I bench
pressed 47 kilos.

- In a hanging position.
- Wow.

Yeah. The coach says
I'm making progress.

Do you have a car?

I mean, today,
exceptionally, I came by bus.

But I'm getting my driving license.
And next week I'm buying some wheels.

- Cool. And where will you go?
- Oh, here and there.

It's a temporary thing
at your father's casino.

- Of course.
- I'm starting my own firm. A big thing.

How much longer?!

It's occupied!

Then I slammed my fist on the table
and said: İt's either her or me.

Well, how long can you
live with your own mother?

In a studio apartment.

Okay, let's go.

He was fooled like a child.

Exactly.

That version was cool too.

- Want some?
- No.

Hey.

Are you back?

Sorry, I saw the light was
on. I thought I'd drop by.

- At two in the morning?
- At two in the morning.

At this time I always went
for a walk with Oskar.

Don't you remember?

This is Bychawski's bodyguard.

In front of your house.
He's following you.

Bychawski is planning something.

I hate that motherfucker like a
louse, you know? Like a louse.

I once handled his case.

This shit-eating
bastard and his friend

created some corruption
scandal, blamed it on me.

Can you imagine, dear sir?

They blamed it on me.

I had to leave the police.

Leave the police!

With no pension entitlement.

I only have the non-alcoholic.

What, did I ever say that
I drink the alcoholic ones?

Don't let your son come here, because
this scoundrel is looking for him.

A USED-CAR LOT ON FIRE. IS
THE MAFIA SETTLING SCORES?

You know what... We have
rather older cars here.

I don't know if there's
anything you would…

And besides, we had a
small fire here recently.

- Would you like some sugar?
- Oh, no, no.

Oh, because you think
I can afford a new one.

This brute.

He took everything
from me. Even the car.

After twenty years of marriage.

He left me for some

busty twenty-year-old slut.

Can you imagine that?

No, rather... I mean,
definitely not in your case.

Oh, a guy can always
handle it. And what...

What can a woman like me do?

I'm in my forties.

My bank account is empty.

Well, what can a
woman like me do?

You can do it all.

Really.

The insurance policy is inside.

I feel kind of stupid
for buying it on credit.

Stop it. You'll pay it
off whenever you can.

Drive safely.

Jasinski!

The assholes are happy.

Call that rascal
from the ministry.

Tell him to bring
the permit tomorrow.

Mr. Stawicki

this will not cover your debt.

Some 386,127 zloty
plus penalty interest.

But there's also good news.

You have an apartment.

It's indeed good news.

It's just a pity
you know about it.

Mr. Stawicki, we
know everything.

And I'll start the collection
from your apartment.

But don't worry.

I think you'll have
something left.

Till Friday.

I don't know what's bothering
you. But it's not worth it.

Would you like some more olives?

Two. To go.

Have you ever thought about
starting all over again?

No.

Well, I have a son.

Children are like storks.
They fly in, they fly out.

We used to climb together.

Attached to the
wall with one rope.

- Do you understand that?
- Yeah.

And now suddenly we look and
there's no wall or ropes.

Suddenly we both fall
straight on our mugs.

Meaning?

- It's not worth talking about.
- Oh right.

A real male only
talks before sex.

No, Maciek recently
got together with

a crazy daughter of
some loaded clown.

- Did he knock her up?
- No.

This crazy girl doesn't think
about children, only about swamps.

She wants to spoil her daddy's
business by saving some bird

that probably
doesn't even exist.

She's up to something
with some Malaysians.

This guy burned
down my lot, which…

Oh, speak of the devil...

Mrs. Konieczna, I pay
you a lot of money...

Konieczny.

My name is Joanna Konieczny.

Is it so difficult?

Mrs. Konieczny, I pay you a lot
of money for various things.

I also pay you for
your punctuality.

I'd like some coffee, please.

The fact that Julka
teamed up with this...

This doesn't surprise me at all.

This little shit must
be magnetic for women.

But to do business
with my Malaysians…

- This is some bullshit.
- But boss, she's completely fuck...

I mean screw...

I mean, I wanted to say that
she's very concerned about

the ecosystem and the bird
that lives in these swamps.

But boss, remember when she shot
that hunter with an air gun?

But she said it was a poacher.

Well, a poacher or not, he was the
deputy minister of agriculture.

And how much it cost us...

Well, there's no
way, Mrs. Konieczny.

You need to spend some
more time with this fart.

I need to know more. I'm sorry.

Well, that's the job.

Here's an invoice for
the achievements so far.

Fifteen thousand?

To spend the night
with this idiot?

Mr. Bychawski. An idiot or
not, you pay me for the result.

And that costs money. Fifteen.

Fifteen.

TODAY'S EVENTS

LOCAL NEWS

JULIA BYCHAWSKA ARRESTED.
FATHER PAYS BAIL.

JULIA BYCHAWSKA ARRESTED DURING
AN ENVIRONMENTAL PROTEST.

IS JULIA BYCHAWSKA AN ARSONIST?

BYCHAWSKA ACCUSED OF
BURNING A FOREST GUARD CAR.

PROSECUTOR CZARNECKI
DISMISSES THE CASE.

I've had my first
date since Tuesday.

What?

Well, since that
Tuesday six years ago.

Is she pretty?

Well, son, it's
an understatement.

- That's worse.
- Yeah.

But nothing will come of it.

Come on, don't be a wimp.

Will you create such a
profile for me online?

Unemployed, middle-aged,
but homeless.

- Wants to meet a lady who...
- Dad, neither homeless nor unemployed.

On Friday, the debt collector
will seize the apartment,

unless I come up with 380,000.

He either will or he won't.

- What's this?
- DSM 4.0.

A program for cheating slot
machines in Bychawski's casino.

Bychawski just
needs to disappear.

At least for 48 hours.

Finally, Dad. Did you set it up?
Julka's coming to pick me up.

Thanks.

- Where are we going?
- Well, guess, Jasinski.

I don't know.

Golfing?

Well...

No.

We're going to meet
our magnetic boy.

And this will demagnetize him.

Whatever happened to knocking?

Just walking in as
if you own the place?

Chief inspector Olechowski,
downtown police station.

What are you doing here?

We received a notice of a break-in,
so as usual we arrived promptly.

They supposedly fired you,
but one call was enough.

- The police's just showed up.
- Just look at that.

And you?

- And I'm here for my daughter.
- Your daughter.

With a crowbar? Do you
always visit her like this?

I was afraid she
wouldn't let me in.

You didn't knock.

In fact, I was sure she wouldn't
let me in. Recently, you know...

- We've had a little... disagreement.
- I understand.

Well, I'm inviting you to
my police station then.

Cuff them.

You'll tell us everything there.
What a very interesting story.

This looks like Article 279
of the Penal Code to me.

- Like what?
- Burglary.

- Can I call a lawyer?
- Sure.

- I'm your lawyer!
- Shut up, Jasinski.

Let's go.

This plainclothes
policeman is Olo.

A very decent guy.

I'm afraid he'll get
kicked out of the force.

I made a call and I'm waiting...

What's this bastard
looking for here?

Which bastard?

What's going on here?

Prosecutor Czarnecki.

Uncuff him right now.

Bychawski's friend.

Did you hear what I said?

I had to leave the police
because of these two assholes.

Hey, wait, come on...

Son, there's
nothing to wait for.

We're getting out of here. Go.

- We used to be successful.
- Yeah. Once upon a time, yes.

Now the world has moved forward.

We need to call your son.

FLIGHT FINDER

I still don't know
what you're doing now.

Relax.

I have a plan. An emergency one.

Are you buying a
ticket to Kuala Lumpur?

Yes.

I won't let the Malaysians
destroy our ecosystem.

- What?
- Just like they destroy theirs.

Do you know what they do
to the orangutans there?

Are you crazy? And
what will you do?

I'll strip in front of the Ministry
of Environmental Protection.

In Kuala Lumpur?

And how did you come up with it?

I followed your daddy a bit.

And I realized that he'd
gotten into quite a mess.

- Mess?
- Well, you see this cow?

She used to be a police officer.

And now she works for
that bastard Bychawski.

- How will I tell him all this now?
- What?

About this snake.

He really fell in love with her.

Listen...

How long do you think
he's known this snake?

Two weeks, 10 days?

Sometimes that's enough.

How will he survive this
with his high blood pressure?

You know what, kid?

Don't tell him
anything for now, okay?

Who wants you at this hour?

- What's up? Did something happen?
- I wanted to talk.

No, no way. You
won't fly anywhere.

- I can't leave her like this, Dad.
- Listen.

I don't care about
Malaysians, swamps, gangsters,

and their crazy daughters.
I care about you.

If she wants to fly to Kuala Lumpur,
let her do it. She's free to go.

If she wants to strip
there, let her strip.

If you want to
save her, save her.

But in Poland.

Because this is Poland.

And now I have something
to finish. Goodnight, son.

- But dad...
- But son.

Goodnight.

One more time, Mrs. Konieczny,
because I don't believe it.

Mr. Bychawski, one more time.

Your daughter wants
to go to Malaysia.

There she wants to strip in front of
the Malaysian Ministry of Environment.

In defense of our
Polish swampy areas.

I can't get any
clearer than that.

I think I need to take
her to a specialist.

This is sick.

My daughter does all her business
by taking off her underwear.

Well, you know,
that's what happens.

My invoice. I don't need
coffee today. Goodbye.

I thought she was
such a nice woman.

Come on, she's not bad.
I've seen much worse.

She slept with me for money.

Well, she has her flaws.
Man, who doesn't have them?

And she ratted me out.
Mata-fucking-Hari.

I'm not saying she's
perfect, you know?

Hey, maybe that's enough, okay?

I sold my watch today and
I have money for vodka.

And tomorrow I'll sell the car.
I'll have money for more vodka.

- Bravo, congratulations.
- Because I'm thirsty.

Yes, I understand that.

Let's go.

Where are you going? Come here.

Love is like the
lottery. You got unlucky.

You hit 37-bitch.

Come.

Julia Bychawska.

Flying to Kuala Lumpur today at
8 p.m. from Frankfurt-am-Main.

Business class.

She flew to Frankfurt at 12.15 p.m.
with Air Asia from Chopin Airport.

- So two hours ago.
- How do you know?

I traced the transactions.
She paid by card.

She also contacted the
Malaysian Environmental Group.

They're already waiting for her.

The little shit's got the nerve.

Call the airport,
charter a plane.

Well, what the fuck
are you looking at?

Do you know what a naked
woman means in Kuala Lumpur?

There, all a woman has
to do is show her face

and that's already a scandal.

Oh right. Also, the Malaysian
investor will withdraw.

I guess.

I don't give a shit about
the Malaysian investor,

my daughter will
end up in prison.

Deal with the plane

and shut up. Or I'll kill you.

Keep an eye on Anka
so when I come back

with my daughter, I'll
still have a wife.

- And the casino.
- What about it?

- Keep an eye on it.
- You're too stupid for the casino.

Konieczna will keep an eye on it.
Or Konieczny... Tomayto, tomahto.

Welcome on board,
gentlemen, the weather is

very nice.

- Pour me some vodka.
- Of course.

Please fasten your seat belts

and turn off your cell phones
during take-off. Thank you.

He's off.

- And?
- He's off.

Didn't I tell you that
daddy loves me very much?

Listen, whether he loves
you or not, someone has to

take this pen drive into the casino
to install it. You understand?

Well, I can't do it,
because I'm in Kuala Lumpur.

Neither can you, or
you'll get caught.

Anka can't either, because he
keeps an eye on her all the time.

Actually, Anka will
bring anything, anywhere,

at any time of the day or night.

Okay, even if it works,
which is impossible,

we would also have to seat our
players at the slot machines.

And they'd only have 40
seconds to win, get it?

Then the system will shut
at this amount of winnings.

So what, don't you have
friends? Because I do.

Okay, what about the Malaysians?

How to make them give up the business
if their flight is in a few hours?

Sit down. They'll give it up.

I'll cook something
for the Malaysians.

- Oh, there'll be a pastry!
- Do you really know what you're doing?

Yes, move over.

They kick in harder
if they're dry.

Will you grind, Romeo?

Won't it kill them?

Relax.

Will it work?

You'll see.

Okay.

You know what to do.

Haven't we seen him
somewhere before?

No, I don't think so. These
white people are all alike.

Oh, fuck.

What have you done, man?

Man! You destroyed my vehicle.
I'm calling the police!

- I destroyed your vehicle?
- Are you deaf? You, who else?

You got in front of me.

Give me your phone.
I'll call the police.

What?

- Your phone.
- "Your phone" my ass, you slob...

Get in the car!

I'm very sorry, sir.
Will 200 be okay?

Well, very good.

It'll be just
enough... for wine.

Great.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Let's go.

It's settled. When
will I get my share?

Do you have a jacket and a tie?

Of course.

Please place a small
and a large blind.

Raise.

Check. And check.

Excuse me.

Uniformed officers
will be here soon.

They'll arrest everyone.

You too, please.

See this guy?

Bring him here.

- A pig?
- An ex-pig.

He's impersonating.

Cards, please.

Thank you.

You'll come with me.

- I'm sorry, what is it about?
- Come on. Let's go.

Hi. Long time no see.

I see that you've changed
companies, dear Wieslawa.

Bravo!

Now I'm Joanna. The
police pay worse.

He's going for the chips.

You jerk, don't touch me,
just search me, you hear me?

Well, you saved
yourself a duplicate.

Give it to her.

Your bag, please.

What's up?/i>

You came to play?

- What's up?
- What happened?

- The power is down.
- What now?

- Then turn it on.
- The emergency one will activate soon.

- What do you mean "soon"?
- It'll turn on by itself.

It's back. We need to
restart the server.

We can't do it without
the boss's consent.

- He's not answering.
- What we do?

Restart it. Restart it!

Ladies and gentlemen, we're landing
in Kuala Lumpur in 15 minutes.

Please prepare your passports
for inspection. Thank you.

Jasinski, look

how much money they
spend on electricity.

Robbery in broad daylight.

It's night.

What're you doing naked
with me in the tub?

What about you?
You're naked too!

I'll tell your wife everything.

She doesn't give a
damn, she's American.

Mirek!

- Hello, Dad.
- Hiya. I'll just say one thing.

Nobody shall beat my father.

And your daughter is definitely
cooler than your wife.

But she probably takes
it after her mother.

One hundred…

Two hundred…

Three hundred…

Four hundred. This
is for the car lot,

for repairing the Mustang,

and this is for moral damages.

But... Wait, you
didn't take enough.

Good luck.

I hope you find it.

And what is that?

What does it look like? A dog.

A dog?

It'll probably grow, right?

Such a small thing
can only make noise.

I don't know. I don't
know anything about dogs.

- But I guess they're a bit like women.
- Yes?

You can't expect each next
one to be like the last one.

Joanna was fine.

First of all, not
Joanna, but Wieslawa.

Secondly, she was nice
for the money, get it?

My wife was fine.

- But she's gone.
- When did she die?

Who told you she died?

She disappeared

into the wide blue yonder.

With a dentist.

Yeah.

This is where the
highest winnings

in the history of Polish
casinos were collected.

As our colleagues from
editorial research confirm,

nobody's ever won five...

Hello, dad!

Hello, daughter.

- So you don't care how much I lost?
- No.

Right. It's your job, after all.

There's nothing like
destroying your own father.

You still have a lot
of hectares left.

- They're mortgaged, daughter.
- You can always engage in agritourism.

- Good one.
- And if necessary, I'll help you.

Well, then buy me a studio apartment,
because the house is being auctioned.

Oh, daddy, you'll
manage. As always.

Okay, I'm off to my swamps.
Maybe I'll see him today.

- Who?
- The scarlet thrush.

The thrush.

What's this?

New furniture, Mirek. I never
liked your taste anyway.

Furniture? Do you know what a
seizure by a debt collector is?

- The house is going to be auctioned.
- Not anymore.

I reached an agreement with the
bank, I won some at the casino.

If you'd treated me like a wife,
you wouldn't be so screwed up now.

But you can still try.

Here, gentlemen.

What are you doing here?

Julka, but this thrush
story is bullshit, right?

It doesn't exist.

It depends.

Okay, but on what?

On how strongly to
believe one intends.

On this it all depends.