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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,720 Alright, Yesmay? I want to see more… fire in you. 2 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,840 -Even more? -You have a beast inside you. 3 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,480 -A beast? -Set it free. 4 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,560 -It wants to fight. -Right. 5 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,200 You're going to let it. Yes? Okay, do it. 6 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,320 -But… -Raw power. We're rolling again! 7 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,560 Rolling. 8 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,200 Hotter Than all those haters 9 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,560 Let's go Nobody does it better 10 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Yesmay 11 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,080 It's a warning Global warming 12 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,640 In my head, on my skin Just sweat it out 13 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,960 My dikes are breaking There's no faking 14 00:01:31,039 --> 00:01:33,880 Oh shit This track is so lit 15 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:37,400 Oh yeah Global warming 16 00:01:37,479 --> 00:01:40,880 You're changing my climate 17 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,680 Ooh, la, la, la 18 00:01:42,759 --> 00:01:44,400 Let's go Global 19 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,520 Ooh, la, la, la 20 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,120 Global, yeah Global 21 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,720 Ooh, la, la, la 22 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:55,440 Cut! Hey, Yesmay? Is something wrong? 23 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,759 Hugo, I just don't know about this. 24 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,640 I mean, the choreography, this skirt. It is way too… 25 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,280 -Too long, yes. -You think it's too long? 26 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,080 Shorter is better. Then the video will go viral. 27 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,880 Great idea. Cestmocro is going to love that. 28 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,240 But you should really be more concerned about your vibe. 29 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,280 I want to see more raw power. Yes? 30 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,920 What exactly do you mean by that? 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,040 I'll explain it tonight, at my house. Yes? Bathrobe. 32 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,000 -Bathrobe? -Bathrobe! Let's go! 33 00:02:23,079 --> 00:02:26,440 Just exude more sex. It's very feminist, you're comf… 34 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,880 -Bathrobe… -For her, not for me. 35 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,520 You are very comfortable in your femininity and… 36 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,520 -You looked really good on screen. -Really? 37 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,160 -Yes. I wouldn't worry, if I were you. -Oh, thanks. 38 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,120 Just a sec. Hey, amigo. What's your name? 39 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,960 -Elias. -I see that you have a dream. 40 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,280 Make it big in film and TV. The new Tarantino. 41 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,800 -Yeah, perhaps. -Great. 42 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,680 But are you the director on this set? No, you're not. 43 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,360 -You are a… -A runner. 44 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,880 A runner, yes. And a runner runs. 45 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,040 I direct and when I say something, you don't walk, you run. 46 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,120 -Yes. -Thanks. 47 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,080 But I expected to do a bit more than just bring bathrobes. 48 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,520 You want to do more? Okay. Go get coffee for the whole crew. 49 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,480 Okay, we're going to roll again! 50 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,800 Set clear! 51 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,280 Yesmay, raw power, okay? Play the track, please. 52 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,720 Hotter… 53 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,120 Hey, Yesmay! 54 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,440 Nobody does it… 55 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,840 Sorry, sorry! Apologies! 56 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,160 Just a short interruption. 57 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,680 Mieke, listen. I'm not sure about this. This video and this outfit… 58 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,079 But you look great! You're absolutely radiant! 59 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,440 And this is what the people want to see. 60 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,320 Trust me, this video will be your comeback! 61 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,680 And I have great news. 62 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,400 You are going to an island in the Pacific Ocean for two weeks. 63 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:49,040 For a new dating and survival show. 64 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,600 You and seven other national celebrities. I've arranged that for you. 65 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,680 You're welcome, don't mention it. 66 00:03:54,760 --> 00:04:00,720 Dating and survival on an island? I don't really know if I want to do reality TV. 67 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,920 This is going to make you super famous. 68 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,760 Reality TV begets attention, attention begets talk shows, talk shows begets… 69 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,280 More attention. 70 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,920 More shows, more concerts, more merch, more money. 71 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Not that it's all about money. 72 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:19,800 But if you want a solo career, you have to play the game. 73 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,640 Yes, but flirting on an island? I mean, people already see me in a certain way. 74 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,920 This is your chance to prove them wrong. 75 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,360 You're going to show those haters who you really are. 76 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,200 You're a woman with pizzazz, a power girl. Hey. 77 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,680 A while back a strong girl came to me because she wanted to go solo after Girl. 78 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:46,159 And I could tell by the look on her face that she was willing to do what it takes. 79 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:50,920 Stadium concerts. A massive tour. 80 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,280 -That's what you want, right? -Yes. 81 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,360 -I really want that. -Very good. 82 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,960 Just do some flirting on an island and then in no time 83 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,360 you'll fill up stadiums. 84 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,840 Are you ready for a fantastic new show? 85 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,880 This summer, eight single celebrities 86 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,640 will compete against each other in a passionate game 87 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,120 in which everything revolves around love. 88 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,400 Did I say love? I mean sex! 89 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,160 These hot candidates will battle it out in difficult challenges 90 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,960 and the winner will spend a night in the hot… 91 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,440 Villa of Temptation. 92 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:33,240 If you win a night in the villa, you can't be voted off in the eliminations. 93 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,560 Who will be the winner of… 94 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,760 Expedition Cupid. 95 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,840 These are our singles. 96 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,400 Chef Frits has his own popular vegan restaurant, 97 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,760 but will the women want a taste of him? 98 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,680 Will former kickboxer Kahnil have to fight off the women 99 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,080 or will he go home alone? 100 00:05:51,159 --> 00:05:54,800 Former top model Estelle has traveled to many exotic places, 101 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,440 but will she survive this hot island? 102 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,560 Can writer Noortje Sas use the erotic fantasies in her books 103 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,360 to seduce the men? 104 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,920 Will beauty influencer Laila show us her true colors 105 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 or will she have to use her charms? 106 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,800 Can comedian Mika find someone 107 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,080 with the same bad sense of humor as his? 108 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,040 Can rocker Thymen seduce everyone with his sultry voice 109 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,000 or will he get voted off? 110 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,440 And will former child star Yesmay from the girl band Girl 111 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:27,000 finally be taken seriously, or will she seriously get taken? 112 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,320 We are going to kick things off with the first challenge. 113 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,840 I'm taking the first win. 114 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,400 This is going to be the show of my life. 115 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,360 Can I please rest for a moment? We just got here. 116 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,680 Challenge 1. Three, two, one… 117 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,200 Go! 118 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,040 Who will find their bag of rocks first? 119 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,680 I'm so excited for this! 120 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,159 Thymen is slipping. Hold on tight to your sack, Thymen. 121 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:53,960 Switch up that mindset. 122 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,840 Your boy Thymen is here for one thing: to win. 123 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,120 Once the bag has been found, they move on to the next part. 124 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,600 Stack your Stones. 125 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,960 With adrenaline rushing through their bodies, 126 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,480 they must stay as calm as possible. 127 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,320 Thymen sucks up balls for the next exciting part: 128 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,680 Balls in your Mouth! 129 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,920 It looks like Estelle has had balls in her mouth before. 130 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,240 Yesmay hesitates, but Laila has a real talent for this! 131 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,680 And then the last part. Can he shoot the bell? 132 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,400 A slight tap, but it's enough to complete the challenge 133 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,760 and with that, Thymen wins a horny night in the Villa of Temptation. 134 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,720 Seriously?! 135 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,159 In the pocket. Bob's your uncle. The Villa of Temptation is mine. 136 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,240 Such a shame. But hey, it's okay. Next time… 137 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,760 Stop! 138 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,560 Did I say something wrong? 139 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,240 Did I do something wrong or… 140 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,880 Make it a bit more exciting. Sexy. 141 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,560 That I lost? 142 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,680 Yes, just give us a juicy quote. Something like… 143 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,400 "I didn't win, but I did get wet and sweaty." 144 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,120 That's not something I would say. 145 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,320 Yesmay, this is the Dutch audience. 146 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,680 Just look at that smile. They are so happy. 147 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,360 "Yesmay, Yesmay…" 148 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,960 Don't disappoint them. Give it your own special flavor. 149 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,120 -Flavor? -Make it spicy, Yesmay. 150 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,400 Okay… 151 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,880 -So get in touch with your femininity. -Okay. 152 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,680 Female empowerment. Shoulders back. Chest forward. 153 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,720 Very good. Bring the sweat! 154 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,920 And… action. 155 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,240 I didn't win, but I did get wet and sweaty. 156 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,600 -Like that? -Perfect. Ed? 157 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,560 What do you think of this? 158 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,000 Oh, I really love it when you… 159 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,040 Okay. Moving on! 160 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,320 Jonas? 161 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,240 Jonas! 162 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,240 Take him to the first aid tent. 163 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:28,040 We are already behind schedule. Get a replacement right away. 164 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,440 -Shouldn't we wait if Jonas gets better? -Pauline, your input doesn't matter. 165 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,680 I think, I say, you do. 166 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,560 Arrange a replacement. 167 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,760 -Hugo. -Hey Hugo, it's Pauline. 168 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,760 Hey Pauline, do you finally have a paid job for me? 169 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,720 We've lost our sound guy and need a replacement for our TV show. 170 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,400 Two weeks on a tropical island, flight and accommodation included. 171 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,080 -At minimum pay. -Sure, Pauline… 172 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,440 If there's someone willing to do that job, I'll eat my own dick. 173 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,680 I'll do it. 174 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,320 You're not a sound guy. 175 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,680 I've done things with sound before. How difficult can it be? 176 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,200 Hey Pauline, I have a very talented young man here 177 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,600 with a lot of experience in television. 178 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,960 -Perfect, when can he come? -The sooner, the better. 179 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,880 After the first challenge, the singles have to build their own camp 180 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,560 with survival tools they crafted themselves. 181 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,680 I see Yesmay and think, let's introduce myself. 182 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,960 Flame on! 183 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,320 That's my power yell, for when I go into battle. 184 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,160 -Hey, Yesmay. -Hey. 185 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,360 Your boy Mika here. Massive Girl fan. 186 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,640 I always thought you were the best. How you dance and sing… 187 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,080 Starting off strong. 188 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,160 Thanks. I was only 14 then… 189 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,920 Fourteen? 190 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,720 -Yes. How old were you then? -Doesn't matter. 191 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,880 It would matter if someone was in love with you then. 192 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,880 But I wasn't. I don't like children, you know. 193 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:32,400 Or I mean, I like children, but just children on the street. 194 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,760 That sounds even worse. 195 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,360 I mean, I love people. I'm a people person. 196 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,120 Good save, Mika. 197 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,120 Hey, how are you doing? 198 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,000 Very good, actually. 199 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,480 I've got Yesmay completely in tha pocket. 200 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,880 I've found the perfect place for a camp. 201 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,840 A camp? Not a good plan. What if the tide comes in? 202 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,600 -It's high tide now… -Your camp will be washed away. 203 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,160 Everything wet. You'll get a cold, pneumonia. 204 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,760 -Do you want that? No. -No… 205 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,040 We need to build a camp on higher ground. 206 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,360 -Where it's dry. -Exactly, sheltered from the wind. 207 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:14,600 Let the men handle this. We'll build you super nice camp. Right? 208 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,840 -We got this. -Mika, let's go. 209 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,840 Leave it to us. 210 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:23,000 There is one person who doesn't have to worry about the night ahead, 211 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:27,000 because he'll sleep in the Villa of Temptation. 212 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,400 But with whom? 213 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,960 Do you know what I always say, Frits? 214 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,680 Looks are nice, 215 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,680 but what is really important for Thymen is a beautiful character. 216 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,080 Why are we sharpening these sticks? 217 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,520 Great for the "survival" footage. It looks good. Continue! 218 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,920 While the others are working on setting up camp, 219 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,160 opposites Laila and Noortje Sas try to catch some food. 220 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,840 That is really impossible. 221 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,760 My mom always said that if you want something, you shouldn't be subtle. 222 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,240 You have to give it your all. There! 223 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,680 Good advice. 224 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,760 Maybe that's why she's alone. 225 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,800 I think it's great what you do. Writing. 226 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,480 Oh. Thanks. 227 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,360 I've been writing stories since I was very little. 228 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:39,000 Although these days it's just writing soft porn in my attic. 229 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,880 You create new things. That takes courage. 230 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:50,200 -I'm just messing around, it feels like. -Your books are really nice. 231 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,680 -You read my books? -Yes. 232 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,240 With Therese on Malta is a wonderful book. 233 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,800 Okay, and now with fish! 234 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:08,160 To make it seem as if the ladies did it all themselves. 235 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,720 And you have to smile. 236 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,920 While Laila and Noortje Sas catch lunch, Frits goes for a different delicacy. 237 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,760 -You eat them raw. -Yes? 238 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,480 And the taste of sea urchin is a bit nutty 239 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,080 and comes very close to a soft, creamy lobster. 240 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,160 Okay. 241 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,400 Lobster. I heard lobster. 242 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:31,160 Hey, be careful with those thick, hard spines. 243 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,840 Yes, don't worry. 244 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:37,560 -You have to survive on this island. -I'll be fine. 245 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,760 Yes… 246 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,600 -Ew, is there really nothing else? -Well… 247 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,040 "You've had dirtier things in your mouth." 248 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,240 -Say that, Fritsie. -You want me to say that? 249 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,800 A little playful comment. Viewers love that, you know. 250 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,200 It's good for your image. Just tease Yesmay a little bit. 251 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,160 -Yesmay, say that quote again. -Which quote? 252 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,440 "Ew, is there really nothing else?" 253 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,040 Action. 254 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,000 Ew, is there really nothing else? 255 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,240 You've had dirtier things in your mouth. 256 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,440 Guys, this has to be a lot more sexy. 257 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,280 Yesmay, put some extra meaning into the question. 258 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,200 -Extra meaning? -Yes. Like… 259 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,520 "Is there really nothing else?" 260 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,720 -Use those pretty eyes and that sweet mug. -Mug? 261 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,360 -Your face. -Seduce him. 262 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,240 I don't like this. I thought this was about food. 263 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:35,960 This is about survival, Frits. About primal attraction. 264 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,280 Action. 265 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,360 Ew, is there really nothing else? 266 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,480 More playful and flirtatious. More sex. Come on. 267 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,000 Ew, is there really nothing else? 268 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,400 Make me crazy, Frits. 269 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,520 You've had dirtier things in your mouth, right? 270 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,680 Keep looking at each other, for the voice-over. 271 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:07,160 While sparks fly between Yesmay and Frits, Thymen goes crazy with jealousy. 272 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,800 Thymen, a jealous look in three, two, one… 273 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,080 We got it. Great. Don't you just love the tension, Pauline? 274 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,280 Ed? 275 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,040 -Sea snail. Nice… -Oh, very slippery. 276 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,960 Look here, a really fat snail. Look at it. 277 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,200 How are you? 278 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,280 Do you like it like this? 279 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,240 I had hoped to lose a bit of weight here, but… 280 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,200 You don't have to lose weight. 281 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,440 Okay, suck-up. 282 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,400 But I love it. Keep it coming. 283 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,560 Whassup, bitches? 284 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,280 As soon as I arrive, there's a silence. 285 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,880 That is the alpha energy. 286 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,640 That looks yummy. The food too, by the way. 287 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,480 Bye, bye! Good luck! 288 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,680 Elias! 289 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,400 -Hey. -Pauline. Glad you could come so quickly. 290 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,920 I had an opening. 291 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,240 Here's your contract. On then second page, sign here. 292 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,960 It's a confidentiality and responsibility agreement. 293 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,520 You'll see the participants. That's a secret. 294 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,960 You'll see who wins. Also a secret. 295 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,240 You may see some questionable things. Also a secret. 296 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,720 -What happens at Expedition Cupid… -Stays at Expedition Cupid. 297 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,720 You don't want to spend the next ten years in court. 298 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,080 Here's your audio recorder. 299 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,240 -Come with me. -Oh, sorry. 300 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,920 Rutger? 301 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,960 -Elias Moudani. -Hi. Welcome to Expedition Cupid. 302 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,800 My name is Rutger. 303 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,200 I create magic with this ragtag bunch of misfits. 304 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,160 You've already met Pauline? 305 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:41,120 Pauline is my right hand. It does all the hard jobs. 306 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,840 You're in luck, brother. It's lunch time. 307 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,600 Don't they catch their own food? 308 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,800 Welcome to the weird world of TV. 309 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,920 This format apparently comes from Germany. Have you ever seen it? 310 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,640 Yes! Insel der Lust. Das Executione. 311 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,000 Supergeil. 312 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,720 Sounds a bit dirty in German, right? 313 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,200 -I don't watch TV at all anymore. -Me neither. 314 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,720 It's nothing but weird reality shows these days. 315 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,120 -Hey, Yesmay. -Hey! Wow. 316 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,960 Did you come to this island to hand me my bathrobe? 317 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,320 -I don't hand out bathrobes anymore. -Oh, too bad. 318 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,920 Now I hand out delicious latte macchiatos. 319 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,640 -So you've been promoted. -Yes. 320 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,320 -My career is really taking off. -I can see that. 321 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000 -Elias. -The runner. Who doesn't walk, but… 322 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,800 Runs. Yes, that was then, but now I'm a sound guy. 323 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,840 -You, a sound guy? -Or audio engineer, if you will. 324 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,640 Okay. Fake it till you make it. 325 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,320 Shouldn't you be hunting for food or something? 326 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,160 -It's a survival show, right? -Yes, but it's TV. 327 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,520 -So? -So, we pretend. 328 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,840 Audio guy! 329 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,600 My boss is calling, so… 330 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,440 -You'd better go, Rutger has a short fuse. -Okay, I'll go then. 331 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,160 -Ciao. -Bye. 332 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,160 One more rule: crew and talent don't mingle. 333 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,400 They eat and sleep separately. 334 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,360 You're here to record audio, not to chat with contestants. 335 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,040 -You need focus. Do you have focus? -Yeah, I'm focused. 336 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,040 Good. Otherwise you will get a ticket back home. 337 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,600 That you pay for. 338 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,320 -Capiche? -Capiche. 339 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,200 And the crew eats over there. 340 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,480 I wouldn't eat that, if I were you. 341 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,960 The previous sound guy got sick from it. It's crazy stuff. 342 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,240 Pauline, lobster à la crème again?! 343 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,840 Better than sea urchin, right, Fritsie? 344 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,120 They are terrible people. 345 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,280 Who can't do anything themselves and are always pampered. 346 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,920 Nice job, Pauline. I couldn't have built it better myself. 347 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,880 We want to film again in half an hour. Can you put the last leaves on? 348 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,160 No problem. Hey, if you need me, 349 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,200 I'll be chilling over there. 350 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,120 Take a look at that table. 351 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,920 That table, my boy, is a battlefield. 352 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,240 A power struggle, fought with manipulative games. 353 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,360 Jealousy, hatred, envy. 354 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,920 All those celebrities have one thing in common. 355 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,880 They were A-listers, but are now C-listers. 356 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,120 Wild hair from Amsterdam 357 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,640 They all need this show to give their careers a much-needed boost. 358 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,720 And Yesmay? 359 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,280 Former girl band chick who thinks she has talent. 360 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,520 Like a pole dancer doing karaoke. 361 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,560 Yesmay is too nice for Expedition Cupid. People take advantage of that. 362 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,000 -She's definitely the weakest link. -Ed… 363 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,640 It's true, isn't it? Really. 364 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,120 As the sun disappears behind the horizon, 365 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,080 the candidates discuss who will have to go home first. 366 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,120 Hey, I'd like to say something. 367 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,320 I really feel like I've known you for a long time. 368 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,360 As if we're a family. 369 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,960 Well, of course you can't choose your family, 370 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:39,400 except maybe those couples who go abroad to adopt a child. 371 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,640 Or lesbian couples looking for a sperm donor. 372 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,560 Then you can choose. 373 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:51,040 But I haven't chosen my family. And they haven't chosen me either. 374 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,080 But hey, who's sitting at home now 375 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,200 and who is on an island in the Pacific Ocean? 376 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,040 Who's laughing now, bitches?! 377 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,080 It just sucks that someone has to go home soon. 378 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,640 Have you already decided who you're going to vote for? 379 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,800 No, that's a very difficult decision. 380 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,640 Yeah, the same goes for me. 381 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,720 Well, I'd better go and prepare my sleeping area. 382 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,080 Yes. 383 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:33,040 I'll see you at the elimination later. Finish him! 384 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,480 Fatality! Crazy. 385 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,240 -May the best one win, eh? -Yes. 386 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,400 Okay, everybody vote for Mika. 387 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,480 -Yes. -Definitely. 388 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,160 No. He means well. He's just a little socially awkward. 389 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,920 A very strange energy, this guy. 390 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,720 He's just a sweet guy. 391 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,640 If you want to survive, you shouldn't be sweet. 392 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,280 Sweet animals are food. 393 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,000 -Everybody votes for Mika. Yes? -Yes. 394 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,400 -Hey. -Hi. 395 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,120 -How are you? -Yeah, I'm fine. 396 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,520 My management says I really need this show, to further my career. 397 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,560 Don't let them get to you, okay? 398 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,680 If it were up to me, you won't be going home anytime soon. 399 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,480 I really see how powerful you are here. 400 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,920 Really. 401 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,600 Other people might think: what a dumb, talentless cow, 402 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,400 such an ignorant floozy… 403 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,920 But not me. 404 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,360 I see much more. I see… 405 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,400 I see a fighter. 406 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,360 A go-getter. A strong woman. 407 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,160 For real? 408 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,640 So that's why I thought, if you come with me tonight 409 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,680 to the Villa of Temptation, we'll develop a strategy together. 410 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,720 No. 411 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,720 Sorry, I never wanted to… No. 412 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,240 You're giving off mixed signals, Yesmay. 413 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,400 -Excuse me? -Excuse me? 414 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,080 You've been eye-fucking me all day. 415 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,680 And then I approach you, and bam! Smack in my face. 416 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,000 Dammit, Yesmay! I don't want to play these games. 417 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,120 I'll see you at the elimination. 418 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,520 Go, go, go. 419 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,320 I need to pee, do you need to film that too?! 420 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,600 Is she really going to pee? 421 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,960 If she starts crying, I want it get it on camera. 422 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,400 Oh, that Yesmay. Really… 423 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,440 You know what I'm saying? 424 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,640 -Want to go for a little walk? -Yes. Okay. 425 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,320 Come with me? 426 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,120 I want to show you something really special. 427 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,960 Come with me for a moment. 428 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,080 I really see how powerful you are here. 429 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,240 Expedition Cupid. The elimination. 430 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,520 Candidates, welcome to the first elimination round 431 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,680 of Expedition Cupid. 432 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,400 Who has to go home first? 433 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,120 Everyone risks having to leave the island today, except Thymen. 434 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,320 Thymen, you can share your immunity. Who do you share it with? 435 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,680 Exciting… 436 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,560 Estelle. 437 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:04,560 We will now say goodbye to one of you. 438 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,320 Laila. 439 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,560 Kahnil. 440 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,600 Nice. 441 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,680 Yesmay. 442 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,760 This is your tube. 443 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,760 Yes! 444 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,600 Mika. 445 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,640 Mika, the island has decided. 446 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,400 -Go pack up your things. -This is really terrible. 447 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,560 -Hey… -Thanks for everything. 448 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,680 Eliminated first. You wouldn't wish that on your worst enemies. 449 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,840 I'm sure it's been a difficult decision for everyone. 450 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,520 It was probably a close call. 451 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,920 At least I can go back to my crib now. The whole house, just for me. 452 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,680 -And my two cats. -Cut! 453 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:41,800 So boring! This has the tempo of a turtle orgy. But less sexy. 454 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,720 Well, Olaf… 455 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,800 This is only episode one. It gets more exciting. 456 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,600 We have to start off strong! I want to see them fighting, arguing. 457 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,520 Nosebleeds. Tears and tits! That's what people want. 458 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,120 The drama will come. I'm slowly building it up. 459 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,760 No good! Start off with a bang! 460 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,520 No lube, no foreplay. Bam! 461 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,160 More fucking, more crying, more fighting! 462 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,040 Make those people crazy and horny. That's what we hired them for. 463 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,760 Think of them as little dolls that you can completely destroy. 464 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,800 These nobodies are your fucking Ninja Turtles. 465 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,640 Break them, demolish them! 466 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,680 -And throw that stupid bimbo out. -You mean Yesmay? 467 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,960 She is there for the young demographic. But she's useless if she's a prude. 468 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,080 You know what, let's do it. Yesmay is the next one to go. 469 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,400 Rutger… This your island. 470 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,520 Your tribe. Your show. 471 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,760 If you make this a hit, you'll do all the big shows in the Netherlands. 472 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,320 -Come on! Go! -Okay, I'll make sure we… 473 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,600 Go! 474 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,720 -There, you heard him. -Yes. 475 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,880 -Put them under pressure. Fucking, crying. -Yes. 476 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,400 I'm a winner! 477 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,080 -Hey. -Hey, where can I put my stuff? 478 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,280 Back there. 479 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,160 Expedition Cupid. Villa of Temptation. 480 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:24,080 Wild hair from Amsterdam With its canals and its charms 481 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,360 -Oh! -Mi casa, su casa. 482 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,680 So beautiful. 483 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,040 Please, have a seat. 484 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,960 A little chocolate. 485 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,720 -Merci. -Beaucoup. 486 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,400 Have you… 487 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,480 thought about who you are going to vote for? 488 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,120 Yes, I did. 489 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,440 -For you. -Oh, yeah? 490 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,200 But maybe you can convince me… 491 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,440 -to vote for someone else. -And how should I do that… 492 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,520 -Let's go, baby! -Take it off. 493 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,120 Hit me! 494 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,520 Hurry up. 495 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,320 -Who are you going to vote for? -For you. 496 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,480 Sorry about earlier. I… 497 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,120 -You're just doing your job, right? -Yes… 498 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:23,160 I'm not supposed to say this, but you're the next one that has to go. 499 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,240 What? 500 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,240 -Says who? -The producers. 501 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,520 They want to create more drama or something. 502 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,120 They are just fucking with us. 503 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,200 Do they want to make me even more insecure? 504 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,880 What kind of game is this? 505 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,680 If you win the challenge tomorrow, they can't vote you off. 506 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,760 Immunity? 507 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,440 -I'm going to win that challenge. -Yes, you are. 508 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,480 -I'm going to win that motherfucker. -You're going to win, dammit. 509 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,800 Yes… 510 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,360 -Go get 'em. -Thanks. 511 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,920 Challenge 2. 512 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,880 Welcome to the second challenge. 513 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,680 The candidates have to slide across the foam track, 514 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,600 then run across the balance beam 515 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,360 and then fill their cylinder with water. 516 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,800 As soon as the duckie floats, they have to drag along these heavy crates 517 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,920 and then finish with the spectacular finale. 518 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,560 The Spiral. 519 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,920 I'm still aching from yesterday and again, a challenge? 520 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,440 What on earth have I gotten myself into? 521 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,920 I've seen tougher challenges. 522 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,440 Hey, if you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen! 523 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,880 After Mika's departure, the remaining candidates fight to get immunity. 524 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,120 You know what? 525 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,760 That night in the villa gives me an advantage. 526 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,480 I don't intend to give that up. 527 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,560 I have to win. I'll do anything for immunity. 528 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,520 Are you ready? 529 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,520 Three, two, one… 530 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,639 Go! 531 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:28,400 Look at them sliding in the foam. Their pants all wet. 532 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,679 That was a slippery start. 533 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,600 I got some bruises, but that's okay. All in good fun. 534 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,159 And now across the beam. 535 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,480 This is what I trained for. Do you see it? 536 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,480 Eyes here, not here. 537 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,679 Who will be the first to fill their cylinder? 538 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,320 Come on! 539 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,760 Thymen, make sure you don't drip! 540 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,440 Yesmay is letting her water slosh all over. 541 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,080 Yes! 542 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,040 Thymen takes the lead, but here is Yesmay! 543 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,240 She's breathing down his neck. 544 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,360 This is my time to show what I can do. 545 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440 Look at that thing move. 546 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,400 Yesmay has got a firm grip and thrusts it forward. 547 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,360 Yesmay is a firecracker. 548 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,280 And then the last part: The Spiral. 549 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,000 Thymen has a slight lead, 550 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,280 but Yesmay seems to have experience with coils. 551 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,400 Okay, focus… 552 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,680 Thymen tries to be the first to reach the end… 553 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,840 Too bad, Thymen. Go back. 554 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:51,800 Yesmay longs for that night in the villa. You can see it in her eyes. 555 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,480 If she win this challenge, she wins immunity. 556 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,480 Who will come out on top? 557 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,960 -Thymen has to go back. -Come on! 558 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,600 Is it Yesmay? The last stretch. Will she make it? 559 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,680 And… 560 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,280 Yes, Yesmay! And now that button! 561 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,920 There we go, bang! 562 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,600 And Yesmay is the winner! 563 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,360 Who could have predicted this? 564 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,360 Wow, I just won! I have immunity! 565 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,640 It was very difficult, but I did it. 566 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,480 Expedition Cupid. The elimination. 567 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,520 Hey. Great job. 568 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080 -Elimination round two. -Thanks. 569 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,200 Who will have to fly back to the Netherlands? 570 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,120 But first, Yesmay, congratulations. 571 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,640 You have won immunity. 572 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,000 -Noortje Sas. -Yes… 573 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,360 Congratulations. 574 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,840 Kahnil. This tube is yours. 575 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,600 -Congratulations. -Nice. 576 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,840 Thymen. 577 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,680 -Thymen… -No! 578 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,000 You must leave the island. 579 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,160 Oh, well… 580 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:29,000 That's what I would have said if you weren't in possession 581 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,200 of the ultra-joker you found. 582 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,600 What? Ultra-joker? 583 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,680 -What are there ultra-jokers? -That's the game, Yesmay. 584 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,360 Totally unpredictable. 585 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:49,200 With this ultra-joker, Thymen, you can decide who goes home. 586 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,920 Even if that person has immunity. 587 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Seriously? 588 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,480 Thymen, the decision is yours. Who has to go home? 589 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,920 Yesmay. 590 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,800 Yesmay, what a shame. You can go pack your bags. 591 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,800 Hey, move. 592 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,360 Yesmay, this was your chance to show you're made of. 593 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,040 Do you feel like you messed it up? 594 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,840 No. 595 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,480 Well, yeah… Maybe. 596 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,400 It seems like everyone was against you. 597 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,920 Yesmay, it seems like everyone was against you. 598 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,160 How does that feel? 599 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:45,680 That almost no one wanted you here, on this island. 600 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:50,440 That everyone thinks you're just a stupid bimbo. 601 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,760 …a stupid bimbo. 602 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,360 Someone who is a nobody. Completely useless. 603 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,480 -Stupid bimbo. -Come on, cry. 604 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,680 -Shorter is definitely better. -They don't like you. 605 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,360 Unfriendly. Distant. Aloof. 606 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,840 -More sex! -That's what you want, right? 607 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,360 What would you like to say? 608 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,880 I don't take it personally. It's just a game. 609 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,920 It's a shame, but nothing more. 610 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,160 Where are the tears? I want to see that bimbo bawl! 611 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,720 For her to become a meme. 612 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,640 Kids have to ridicule her, with scathing comments. 613 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,640 I'll make that happen, Olaf. 614 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,720 -What? But, Rutger… -You'll get those tears. 615 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,520 Yesmay is about to leave. 616 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,640 Audio guy, one last interview. 617 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,560 Is that really necessary? She's already upset. 618 00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,000 Listen, if you don't help me get that fucking juice, 619 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,880 I'll make sure you end up on the blacklist. How does that sound? 620 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,680 Who cares what she thinks about you? You'll never see her again. 621 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,360 -Too bad you have to go. -Yes. It sucks. 622 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,760 Management will drop me now for sure. 623 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,280 I'll have to go back to being a cashier. 624 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,400 -Are you even allowed to talk to me? -Ah yes, since I am crew and you are… 625 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,560 Talent, of course. 626 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,120 Well, I can assure you that I am here for professional reasons. 627 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,080 You need one more quote? 628 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:57,920 Yes, they want to see you cry. That's what the big boss want. 629 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,200 Assholes. 630 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,120 I won't give a quote. No way. 631 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,840 So… 632 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,000 Guys, we have to go! Wet weather is coming! 633 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,280 Rutger, you have to have more control over the testimonials. 634 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,920 Write dialogue for them. We'll cut and paste it together later. 635 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,320 Sure, I'm on it. 636 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,480 -We have to go. -You'll get those tears. 637 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,640 Little heads-up: there's a hurricane coming your way. 638 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,720 Sorry? Did you say 'hurricane'? 639 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,760 We deliberately booked during the storm season, 640 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,520 when everything is cheaper. 641 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,360 'Hurricane Patricia' will almost completely pass you by… 642 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,520 -Almost? -Cover up all the equipment. 643 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,960 No reason to panic. Show must go on! 644 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,040 Good luck! 645 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,320 Show must go on! 646 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,080 That salty water is really horrible for my hair. 647 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,280 See? 648 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,120 Hey guys, this doesn't look good, right? 649 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,320 Does a bit of rain scare you, papi chulo? 650 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,160 Oh my god! I did it! 651 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,040 I'm a jungle woman! 652 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:54,520 -Fuck Rutger, we can do this ourselves. -We can do this ourselves. 653 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,400 Yesmay! Wait! 654 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,400 We would like one last quote from you. 655 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,320 Don't worry. 656 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,920 Okay, go, go! 657 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000 No! The show goes on! We stay on the island! 658 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,480 We have to get out of here. 659 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,080 Get on board! We have to get out of here, quickly! 660 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,160 -I've got you. -We'll sail right into the storm. 661 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,440 -Move! -Untie the ropes! 662 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,680 -Rutger, this is not a good idea. -This is my decision. 663 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,800 -Go inside. -Inside! 664 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,080 Everyone inside! 665 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,160 Out of the way! 666 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,000 Hang on! 667 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,480 Holy shit. I thought I was dying. 668 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,520 I saw my entire career flashing before my eyes. 669 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,960 I'm hurt! I have to get help! 670 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,440 I need get help. 671 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,160 Pauline! 672 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,440 Pauline! 673 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,840 Yesmay! 674 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,520 Yesmay! 675 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:57,640 -Where the fuck are we? -We're back on the island. 676 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,320 This is not our island. 677 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,960 Edwin! 678 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,640 Ed! 679 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:20,960 Edwin! 680 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,800 Ed! 681 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,080 Are you okay? 682 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,600 -Yes. -Yes? 683 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,520 Yes, I'm okay! 684 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,880 Hello?! 685 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,240 Well, this is a bit of a bummer. 686 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,400 We can assume that the others… 687 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,200 Survived too? 688 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,400 Yes, let's hope so. 689 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,480 Hey, I want compensation for this. 690 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,320 Emotional damage, mental damage, psychological damage. 691 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,880 -That's the same thing. -I want three times as much. 692 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,600 I totally understand. We'll handle that. 693 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,320 Pauline will arrange that for you back on the mainland. 694 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,440 When our team realizes that they've lost contact with us, 695 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,280 -they will come and rescue us. -Oh, yeah? 696 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,120 -And how will they find us? -Why wouldn't they? 697 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,400 There are hundreds of islands here. A rescue operation will take days. 698 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,560 -They can just send a helicopter. -Do you know how big the ocean is? 699 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,480 Okay, guys. First things first. Where are we? 700 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,080 -Somewhere near Spain, right? -Spain? 701 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,600 We're in the fucking Pacific Ocean! 702 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,600 You're the production assistant here. 703 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,800 -Excuse me? -Take it easy. 704 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,360 -Nerd. -Fucking hell, guys! Okay! 705 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:59,320 This is a bummer. A major setback. But I'm sure we'll be rescued soon. 706 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,720 If we want to survive until then, we'll have to find food. 707 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,360 I suggest we split into two teams. 708 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,440 One searches along the coastline, the other in the woods. 709 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,480 Thank you for your input, Yesmay. 710 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,680 But I am the one with the most experience on a tropical island. 711 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,320 Have you forgotten that I made three seasons of Op Reis met Rik, for RTL4? 712 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,200 What? 2.5 million viewers every week. A nomination for a Golden Televizier Ring. 713 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,960 -Awesome. -I know. 714 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,720 Let's just approach this wisely and take advice 715 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,480 from the person who knows the most about food. 716 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,160 Our secret weapon: Frits, the food whisperer. 717 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:39,720 Okay. 718 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:49,720 We make two teams. One searches the coastline, the other the forest. 719 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,200 We're looking for food. 720 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,960 It won't be much, but bring me things like shellfish, berries and insects 721 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,200 and I will turn it into a nutritious meal. 722 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,200 Great plan, Frits. 723 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,240 You heard it. Let's get to work. 724 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,240 Pauline will check if some useful stuff washed up. 725 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,880 -Okay folks, let's go! And, action. -Fucking do it! 726 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,600 -2.5 million viewers, really? -Yes. 727 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,560 But we hit 3.2 million at a certain point. 728 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,200 Seriously? 729 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,560 -Do you think this is edible? -Frits will probably know. 730 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,720 Okay. Here. 731 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,560 What the fuck was that? 732 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,120 Calm down, guys. Hey. 733 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,800 Come on, it's your boy Thymen. "Wild Hair from Amsterdam". 734 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,960 Okay, there's something here. A fucking tiger or something. 735 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,360 Let's go. 736 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,920 Everyone has worked hard. We have gathered the following. 737 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,800 Some berries, fruits and… a puffer fish. 738 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,440 Okay, Fritsie. Whip us up a delicious meal. 739 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,640 Get out my kitchen, because the food whisperer is about to bring the heat. 740 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,880 Chop, chop, motherfucker. 741 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,160 Time to make some fuego. 742 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,040 Nice, Fritsie. 743 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,440 Can we really eat this? 744 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,840 I made three seasons of Cooking in the Jungle. 745 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,240 But if you don't want it, fine. Then there's just more for me. 746 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,200 -Okay then. -Cheers. 747 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,960 -So many flavors! -Jesus, Frits. Are you okay? 748 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,080 Yes, this is another bummer. 749 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,840 The food whisperer almost killed us all. 750 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,120 Fare thee well, warrior. 751 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,240 Red? Serious? 752 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,400 The elimination color? 753 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,000 It was totally random. 754 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,000 You could have chosen green. Just sayin'. 755 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,840 Go on, laugh. 756 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,840 I'm gonna die here. 757 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,760 I'm gonna die here, dammit. 758 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,640 Rutger… 759 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,360 This is your island. Your tribe. 760 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,360 Your show. 761 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,120 -You're the fucking leader. -I'm the boss. 762 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,840 Get up! Go! 763 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,720 If we die, I'll have lived my life to the fullest. 764 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,680 I squeezed it like an orange, every last fucking drop. 765 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,920 -You've gotten the most out of life? -Absolutely. 766 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,240 Threesomes, quattros, sex on cocaine, sex on MDMA, 767 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,640 -sex on cocaine ánd MDMA. -Wow. 768 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:31,160 Sex on stage, sex in my Porsche, sex on my horse. 769 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,400 -What about love? -Love… 770 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,640 -So old-fashioned. -Children? 771 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,800 Once. But I thought she was 18, really. 772 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,080 Can you picture me as a dad? 773 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,600 -I do want children one day. -One day? 774 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,600 Are you making plans for the future? That's quite bold. 775 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:56,520 One thing you can devote your life to is just having a lot of sex. 776 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,880 Yes, high on drugs. That's important. 777 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,160 -In a Porsche or on a horse. -Yes. 778 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,160 What have you done with your life? 779 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,920 -It was a joke, Thymen. -No, seriously. 780 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,640 What have you achieved? 781 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,640 I won an Edison twice. 782 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,880 -Not once. Two… -Twice, right. 783 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,800 -We get it. -Yes. 784 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,640 Maybe you can use one to build a hut with. 785 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,440 Yeah, or maybe you can use it to kill a fish or something? 786 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,520 No, that's mean. 787 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,360 Nice work, Pauline. 788 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,440 Can I help? 789 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,760 Yeah. Sure. 790 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,600 -Thanks for saving my life. -Of course. 791 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,120 I can't let my personal assistant drown. 792 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,560 Because I need to do everything for you? 793 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,040 -Just kidding. -You're right. 794 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,640 It's okay. That's how the roles are divided. 795 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,800 It's not okay. 796 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,760 I'm sorry. 797 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,280 -Where did you learn that? -From playing in the streets as a kid. 798 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,840 -Building huts in the neighborhood. -You did that? 799 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,400 -Then I started kickboxing. -And demolishing stuff. 800 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,360 True. I've wrecked a lot of shit in my life. 801 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,760 Hey, but you're not doing it right. 802 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,160 -Show me how I should do it then. -Hey, you're distracted. How come? 803 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,120 If you stop talking, I can keep working. 804 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,960 If looks could kill… 805 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,920 There! Our new Villa of Temptation! 806 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,200 -Are you okay? -Yes. An old injury. 807 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,480 Yes, against Javoski, in 2018. 808 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,760 I saw it live. 809 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,680 -My dad was a fan of yours. -Really? 810 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,040 So was I. 811 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,120 Stop! Oh, Jesus! 812 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,120 -What the hell are you doing? -A massage? 813 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,640 Did you learn that in a torture camp? 814 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,160 -Sorry… -It got worse. 815 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,240 Here, look. 816 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,520 Okay… There. 817 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,000 That's how you do that. You see? 818 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,240 Like kneading bread. 819 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,520 With a bit of care. A bit of love. 820 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,840 Do you know what my favorite constellation is? 821 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,920 Well? 822 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,160 The Big Dipper. 823 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,240 A very horny good morning, lovebirds. 824 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,880 Or should I say, one-night-stand birds? 825 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,480 All hunters, gather here! 826 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,040 What the fuck is this? 827 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,560 -This is primal. -Primal? 828 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:06,880 In order to survive, we go back to basics. To the core of our lizard brain. 829 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,240 To the primal version of ourselves where we hunted for food 830 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:15,120 with knives and spears we carved from bone and wood. 831 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,960 We draw on our primal creativity that is necessary for survival. 832 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,360 -Okay… -Nice. 833 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,720 We have a problem. We don't have much water left. 834 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,040 And our body needs 2000 calories per day. 835 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,520 -Per day. -Men even a bit more. 836 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,280 There are six of us, so that's… 837 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,120 Well, a lot of food. And that's why we go hunting. 838 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:53,440 If we don't, we will be faced with difficult choices. 839 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,760 You're not going to eat me. No way. 840 00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:01,040 I see those cannibal looks of yours. So look the other way. 841 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:05,800 We have to get off this island. If we stay here, we're going to die. 842 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,760 We can go hunting and maybe find some food. 843 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,000 That'll work for a few days. But there are six of us. 844 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,600 To do that every day? No way. 845 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,480 We need to figure out how to get out of here. 846 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,920 Thanks for your pessimistic input. Not our vibe though. 847 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,880 Getting out of here is the only way to survive. 848 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,040 Getting away is the only way to… 849 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,280 We don't even know where we are. 850 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,320 -The mainland is that way. -How do you know that? 851 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,400 -Star navigation. -Exactly. 852 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,160 Yeah, okay. But how do we get there? 853 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:42,040 -Let's build a raft. -We have to stay here. 854 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,600 -That's a stay of execution. -We stay. 855 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:47,760 -Then we're going to die. -This is my decision! 856 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,520 I run the show here! 857 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,080 I decide what happens! 858 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,280 We stay. So we go hunting. 859 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:05,160 One more rule. Whoever catches something, eats. 860 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:09,040 If you don't catch anything, you don't eat either. 861 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,920 Nothing. Nada. Zip. 862 01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:13,800 Come. 863 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,640 -Damn. -Look. 864 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:24,200 It's all about the right spirit. 865 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,960 -Ah yes, the right spirit? -Really, look. 866 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,840 You just have to go all Bear Grylls. 867 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,920 And then you look… 868 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,160 -Did you catch anything? -Look. 869 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,880 Peace? 870 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,360 Look. 871 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,880 You've caught a fish! 872 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,840 Do you have it? 873 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,200 You just had a fish. 874 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,560 We had a fish. 875 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,160 This is not enough for everybody. 876 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:16,040 Either we all go hungry, or some of us get a good meal. 877 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,200 -We can draw straws. -Yes, or take turns not eating. 878 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,560 Or we vote. 879 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,760 Who eats and who doesn't? 880 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,640 -That's ridiculous. -It is ridiculous, yes. 881 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:29,240 Crazy even. But it's also necessary. 882 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,920 Fine. Tonight we vote who doesn't eat. 883 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,360 -Agreed? -No, that doesn't seem okay. 884 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,480 -This is what I warned you about. -Just shut up. 885 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,520 We don't need to hear that pessimistic bullshit. 886 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,480 -Either you're with us… -Or what? 887 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,280 You vote that I can't eat? 888 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:57,880 Everyone has voted. Welcome to this elimination round. 889 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,320 Who isn't going to eat tonight? 890 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:08,920 It could be anyone. No one has immunity. 891 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,400 Kahnil. 892 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,480 Yesmay. 893 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,640 Lucky you. 894 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,040 Elias. 895 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,880 Well, that's a clear result. 896 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,960 -Too bad. -Fine! 897 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,200 Sore loser. 898 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,840 -Where are you going? -I see how this goes. 899 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:04,640 First we vote on who can eat, then on who we are going to eat. 900 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,960 -Just stay. -Just stay? 901 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,880 Can't you choose for yourself for once, Yesmay? 902 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,840 I'm choosing for myself now. 903 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,520 Elias?! 904 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,520 Today is another beautiful day to go hunting. 905 01:05:54,560 --> 01:06:00,120 I can feel it! The island will give bountiful to us today. 906 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,880 And a new system will come into effect. 907 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:19,840 You all earn tokens based on what you provide to the group. 908 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:23,440 Food. Clothing. Entertainment. 909 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,160 The more tokens, the more you eat. 910 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:31,640 Thymen came up with this great idea, so he has immunity for the next round. 911 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,520 Bitches! 912 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:37,280 This means that he can take a bit from each of your meals. 913 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,640 What? 914 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:40,320 -Congratulations, Thymen. -Thanks. 915 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,720 And more one more thing. I want to see you make an effort. 916 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,560 Give me more energy and a lot more grit! 917 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,840 -And, action! -Yeah, very nice. Great. 918 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,360 Okay, let's go! 919 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,960 -I'm really proud of us. -Yes. 920 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:29,600 Now we move on to the official ceremony in which we divide the tokens. 921 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,120 Pauline and Kahnil both get… 922 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,880 five tokens, for picking fruit. Well done. 923 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:45,280 Thymen and I each receive seven tokens for fortifying the camp. 924 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,600 Yes. 925 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,360 What about me? 926 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,120 You should try a bit harder. I saw you being a diva. 927 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,560 -You spent the whole day on the beach. -I've been fishing. 928 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,520 You call this fish? 929 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,480 -Yes. -Okay. 930 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,160 You get two tokens. 931 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,360 Alrighty, let's see… 932 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,520 That's a nice piece. Let's see. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 933 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:20,000 Yes, the middle one. Yummy. Thanks. 934 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,200 -Look at this. -That's a good portion, Thymen. 935 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:31,120 -Enjoy, guys. -Let's eat. 936 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,640 So good, this. Oh man. 937 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,560 I thought we wouldn't find anything… 938 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:14,240 -Where are you going? -I'm going to find Elias. 939 01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:16,800 We're getting off this island. 940 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,640 I'm sorry. 941 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:20,880 Yeah… 942 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,279 I'm sorry for being such a shit all the time. 943 01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:28,640 It's because of the hunger, I think. And the island. And… Rutger. 944 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:36,279 And I think I just miss a little… a little warmth. 945 01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:38,160 A little love. 946 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:39,680 Affection. 947 01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:45,279 I can get you more water. More food. More tokens. 948 01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:48,160 -I'm not going to sleep with you. -Yesmay, hey… 949 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:53,640 Everyone here knows you story. How you fuck your way to the top. 950 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:59,400 And then with me, you to act like you're too good for that? 951 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:01,840 Listen. 952 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,920 The only reason girls sleep with you is because of your fame. 953 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,320 Not for who you are or what you have to say. 954 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,280 They just want a good story. 955 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:16,200 And you say you don't want to settle down, but of all those girls you've slept with, 956 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,000 not one wants a future with you. 957 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,840 That's why you're here alone. 958 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,120 Elias. 959 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,120 Elias. 960 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,560 Elias? 961 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,360 Elias. 962 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:50,960 Elias? 963 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:55,880 I saw something. 964 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:13,280 -They filmed the German version here. -Insel der Lust? 965 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,680 Das Villa von Verleidung. 966 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,480 You dirty slut! I'll fuck you up! 967 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,200 Estelle! 968 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,200 -Oh, and… -Edwin. 969 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,520 They've gone all Blue Lagoon. 970 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,720 You said we were the only ones and had to reproduce? 971 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,040 Shut up! 972 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,360 I'm so glad there are more people. 973 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:19,520 An orgy! 974 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,320 Yes, there was nothing to eat at all… 975 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,400 -They are spacing. -…pills and magic mushrooms. 976 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,760 -So we were like, yeah… Why not? -Yes. 977 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:31,040 Oh, we used all the condoms, so if you still wanted… 978 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,840 -Once I get going… -You're so dirty. 979 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,080 Elias. 980 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:58,280 Yes, the Germans add a little bit more sex. 981 01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,440 We are trying to get off this fucking island. 982 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,960 Well, there is one thing… 983 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,920 The German team used this to bring in supplies. 984 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,360 When the show was canceled, they just left it behind. 985 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:27,880 -Okay… -Forget it. 986 01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:31,160 I gave up after hours of tinkering. It just won't work. 987 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,680 I'm sorry, Estelle, for not telling you. 988 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,560 That's okay. My father was a mechanic. 989 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,560 I grew up in his garage. 990 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,680 -Give me a 32. -A what? 991 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,600 -A 32. -This one? 992 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,760 -No, the other one. -This? 993 01:14:58,840 --> 01:14:59,840 Yes. 994 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,640 -A 17. -a 17… 995 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,280 Okay, try it! 996 01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,080 Monkey wrench. 997 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:33,800 Start the engine! 998 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,320 -Have a nice trip. -You're not coming? 999 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,960 No. Boats aren't really my thing. 1000 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,640 -Mine either. -No. 1001 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:17,360 Okay. We'll send a rescue team for you. 1002 01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:27,240 The island will decide. Who will be tonight's dinner? 1003 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,080 Pauline. 1004 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,920 Thank you. Sit. 1005 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,320 Elias. 1006 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,400 Thymen. 1007 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,520 Rutger. 1008 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,560 Come on… 1009 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,440 -Rutger… -Hey, this is insane. 1010 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:34,120 The almighty ultra-joker has chosen you. 1011 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:38,720 -You are my Turtles. -Three, two, one… 1012 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,400 -No! -Action! 1013 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,160 Eli, man. 1014 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,360 -We can get off this island. -What? 1015 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:57,200 We have a working boat. And you can come along. 1016 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,560 Beyond the forest, on the east coast. 1017 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,160 And we found the cameraman. And Estelle. 1018 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,760 Since when is this Lord of the Flies? 1019 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:07,720 Ah, since we've made soup from these mushrooms. 1020 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,080 And Pauline and I took power this morning. 1021 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,840 Immunity! 1022 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,920 No, shit! 1023 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,120 Shit! 1024 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,080 Yesmay! 1025 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,400 -What a bummer, huh, Rutger? -I'm sorry, Yesmay. 1026 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,760 I'm sorry. 1027 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:27,760 I was afraid that I would lose control of you guys. 1028 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,160 But the only thing I lost… 1029 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,920 was my self-control. 1030 01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:00,400 Audio guy… 1031 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:48,360 You're always so pessimistic, audio guy. 1032 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,080 Rutger! 1033 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:58,360 Ha, the useless child star is back. 1034 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:02,240 How lonely is it to never really be seen by anyone? 1035 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:03,360 You're so weak! 1036 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:18,840 Are you okay? 1037 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,000 Yes? 1038 01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:32,840 You think you can get away with this? 1039 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:31,880 Look at that cloud. 1040 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,600 That's a helicopter. 1041 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,440 We are saved. 1042 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:52,640 Sometimes the world seems like a very lonely place. 1043 01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:57,520 And in our desire to be seen, we desperately seek connection. 1044 01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,000 Acceptance, love. 1045 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:11,360 We do everything to be seen by everybody, 1046 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:14,000 but not everyone needs to see you. 1047 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:18,560 You really only need one person. 78485

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