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- [Voiceover] Awkward
moment number 465.
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We've all been her before.
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We go out drinking,
you're horny, meet someone
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hot, really want to get it on.
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The problem is you
don't have a place.
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So you ask your friend
if you can sober up
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for a bit and stay
at their place.
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But you're too horny to
control yourself and off
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you go getting it
on with your trick.
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Well, that didn't
happen to me tonight.
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I am Ryan, the one watching
late-night infomercials.
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Maybe I should buy some
of that special stain
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remover they're selling
it's only $19.99
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and I'm sure my
couch will need it.
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The one in the white shirt
is my friend, Dustin.
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Well he was wearing
a white shirt.
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He's the guy on top.
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Which is funny because he's not.
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The other guy, his name
is Kyle, and he was
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my date tonight.
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You heard me right.
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My date.
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So, why am I not really
angry about the situation
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on the couch?
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Well, let's just say that
this is just the tip of the
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iceberg of the dry spell
I've been going through.
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- Five, six, seven, eight.
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(latin music)
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You're doing such
a wonderful job!
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Perfect.
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Cut.
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What's going on here?
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- I don't have a partner.
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Uh, story of his life.
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- This drama's gonna
be the death of me.
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All right, look, I'll
find you a partner as soon
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as I finish this,
this, this masterpiece.
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This is going to be my
greatest achievement.
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Now will you let me finish?
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Moving on.
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And pony, and pony,
and pony, and pony.
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- So, you're not going to
apologize for last night?
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- What about last night?
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- Hello, you were
getting it on with Kyle.
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- Who's Kyle?
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- My date?
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- Oh him.
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Yeah, I was doing you a favor.
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- A favor.
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- If he's that prone to
distraction, he's not
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boyfriend material.
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You should be thanking me.
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- Ow.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Is everything okay over here?
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- Yes it is.
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- Well since you two chatty
Kathys seem to find it
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fit to have a little
coffee klatsch, while I'm
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rocking my ass off, why
don't you do a little
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demonstration for us, huh?
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Would you like that?
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- I don't know it.
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- My pleasure.
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- Five, six, seven, eight.
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Moving on.
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Music.
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- So maybe I'm not
looking for a boyfriend.
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- What?
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- You said the guy wasn't
boyfriend material.
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Maybe I don't want a boyfriend.
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Maybe I'm just
looking to get laid.
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(record scratching)
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- I think now would be a
good time to call it a day.
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- Just go out and do it already.
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It's not that hard.
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- So says the man who's
little black book is the
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size of New York
City's phone book.
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- Only the Manhattan section.
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Ow!
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- Oh shit, sorry about that.
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- You should be, you
almost broke my nose.
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- Don't worry about it,
he's been hunting for
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an excuse to get his
nose done anyway.
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- It's my first day of
rehearsal, so I'm a little dazed
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and off in my own world.
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- Oh, I can tell.
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- I'm Ryan.
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- The new under study.
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So, you're the guy with
the dating problem.
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Keep your chin up, everything
happens for a reason.
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- Thanks.
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- Keep your chin up?
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Who says that?
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That is so lame.
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Ryan, Ryan, hello.
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Right here.
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Now I know that you want
to get laid and all.
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But rule number one, do
not fuck the guys that
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you rehearse with.
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Messy.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Let's get out of here.
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Momma needs a shot of vodka
and vicodin for her nose.
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(multiple television stations)
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(disco music)
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(knocking)
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- Oh, god damnit.
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- Hello lover.
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Did I interrupt something?
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- No, you didn't.
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- You look a little messy.
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(gasps)
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I think you were
totally having sex.
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(laughing)
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You can tell me if
you've got a boy hiding
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here, I won't budge.
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Unless he's hot.
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Where is he?
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- No one's here.
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I was just doing some housework.
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- Well, I'll let you get
back to your housework.
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I just wanted to tell you
that I found a solution
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to your problem.
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Ta daa!
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- What the hell is that?
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- Oh, you poor thing.
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You've never seen
one of these before.
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It's a,
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- I know what it is,
what would I do with
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something that big?
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- It's your new boyfriend.
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Now you can get some
attention every night.
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- Oh, I do that every
night before bed already
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and I don't need the help
of your baseball bat.
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- I knew you
wouldn't be into it.
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That is why I hooked
you up with Troy.
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- Oh, I'm not going
on a blind date.
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- Oh, don't be so ungrateful.
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Troy is a nice boy.
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He's this totally hot guy
that runs in my neighborhood.
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Delicious.
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Every day he runs by my
apartment, I think he totally
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wants me.
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One day, he stopped
and chatted me up.
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- Ow!
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- Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
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- Watch where you're
going with that thing.
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- You look even hotter, dirtier.
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- Pardon?
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- You want to come
out for a drink?
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- You're not my type.
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- I got a cute friend.
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He's coming over here tonight.
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- What, here?
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You gave out my address?
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Are you crazy?
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What if he's some crazy rapist?
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- Well, as they always say,
you can not rape the willing.
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- Ha ha.
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- I'm sorry for the wait, I
couldn't get the cork out.
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- Oh, I should have
told you, I don't drink.
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- Oh, are you in recovery?
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- No, I just don't believe
I need alcohol to have
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a good time.
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- I get it.
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So, what should we watch.
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Oh, this looks good.
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- I think that's rated R.
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I try to stay away from
movies in which I don't
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share the values
of the characters.
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- Wow.
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That would leave out like
everything I've ever seen.
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The news is on, we
could watch that.
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- Whoa, what are you doing?
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- I was going to kiss you.
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You said you don't need
alcohol to have a good time.
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- I don't really do this.
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- What, sex on the first date.
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- Well I prefer to be in
a committed relationship
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before I do anything.
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I mean I used to do it all.
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Sex parties, bath houses,
gang bangs, parking lots.
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But recently, I found Jesus
has a higher purpose for me.
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I prefer to have a spiritual
connection with my partner
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over just a physical one.
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I'm in a deeply committed
relationship with the lord.
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- Are you sure he's
not open to three ways?
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(disco music)
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(phone ringing)
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- How was Troy?
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- Troy sucked.
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- Did he swallow, too?
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- No, not like
that, unfortunately.
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He's one of those
crazy religious types
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that doesn't have sex
until they're married.
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- Tell him he's in the
wrong state to be waiting
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for gay marriage.
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- Oh yes.
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- What was that?
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- Oh nothing.
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- Oh, I'm coming, oh.
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- Is that Kyle?
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- Yeah, you know,
we're dating now.
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- I thought you said he
wasn't relationship material.
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- I meant he wasn't
relationship material for you.
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Aww.
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(breathing hard)
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Listen, I'll see you
tomorrow in rehearsal, okay?
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I gotta take off.
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- Can I stretch here?
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- Be my guest.
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- So what got you
started in dance?
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- Oh gosh, I must have
been like ten years old.
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I was watching a Paula
Abdul video on TV, she was
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so fierce.
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My mom saw it and she
called her a slut.
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From that moment on,
I knew I always wanted
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to be a slut.
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I mean dancer.
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- You know, you're pretty funny.
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Hey, do you want to grab some,
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- [Voiceover] Welcome
back everyone!
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Okay, Ryan, I have solved
your partner problem.
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Jacob, come here please.
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Ryan, this is Jacob.
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He's an excellent dancer.
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Actually I'm not exactly
sure if he can dance,
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but he sure made me move.
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You are going to be partners.
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Excuse me everyone, take five.
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- Hey, I'm Ryan.
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- Do you know where
the bathroom is?
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I'm having a dance belt issue.
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(spooky music)
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- Uh, yeah, it's through
those doors and to the right.
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- [Voiceover] He's
pretty cute, huh?
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- He's hot.
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- Go follow him.
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He wants you to.
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Go.
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- I just wanted to make
sure you found it all right.
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- This door, right?
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- That's the one.
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- Great.
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- Super.
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(drumming)
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- Aw, aww!
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- Are you okay?
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- I'm sorry.
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- What happened?
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- I am so embarrassed.
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- I told you it could get messy.
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- Since our latest dancer
mysteriously disappeared,
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I've gotta rethink
this whole thing.
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We need someone who can dance.
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Someone who can be right
up front and shine.
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- I'll do it.
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- You're the understudy.
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However, since I am feeling
a little generous today,
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I had a prostate exam from
a gorgeous proctologist,
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all right, you can do it.
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Get up here.
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Smile everyone.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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(latin music)
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- Go this way and
that, dip the horse.
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And swim, and swim, don't drown.
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Charleston, Charleston, won't
you kick with Charleston?
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And two and three and four.
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Oh got it perfectly!
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You're brilliant.
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