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[ thunder crashing ]

HI, HONEY.

LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU.

YOUR GRANDMOTHER WOULD BE SMILING DOWN AT US NOW.

SHE LOVED TO BRUSH MY HAIR WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.

YOU TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP, SWEETHEART, OKAY?

[ thunder crashing ]

[ glass shatters ]

[ thunder crashing ]

OH MY GOD! MARY!

MARY, WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?

[ screaming ]

[ creaks ]

HEY.

[ mother sobbing ]

OH! OH GOD.

OH GOD.

NO.

Woman: Operator. How may I direct your call?

- [ crying ] HELP. HELP. - Hello?

Hello? Hello?

NO! [ screams ]

[ police radio chatter ]

[ people chattering ]

[ camera clicking ]

[ film projector clicking ]

[ whistling ]

[ chuckles ]

MARY.

WANNA COME OUT AND PLAY?

[ chuckling ]

WANNA GOO-GOO GAGA

DADDY'S LOLLIPOP, MARY?

MARY.

MARY.

MARY.

WANNA GOO-GOO GAGA DADDY'S LOLLIPOP, BABY?

HUH? MARY.

MARY!

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A FUCKING LESSON.

[ laughs ] THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED.

DADA'S LOLLIPOP.

- THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED, DADA'S LOLLIPOP. - [ yelling ]

Man: YEAH. YEAH.

OH, BABY. OH, BABY.

OH, MARY, ENJOY IT, YOU FUCKING SLUT.

- [ crying ] - ENJOY IT, YOU SLUT. ENJOY IT.

[ laughs ] YOU FUCKING LIKE IT TOO.

HERE YOU GO! [ grunting ]

MARY, MARY, NO GOOD CRYING.

IT'S JUST FINE!

[ screaming ]

Man: ENJOY IT, YOU SLUT.

- [ laughs ] - [ Mary screaming ]

Man: FUCKING SLUT.

[ tisks ]

- [ screaming ] - MARY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

MARY, I NEED YOU TO PUSH. PUSH.

TELL HER TO START PUSHING.

- YOU NEED TO PUSH, MARY. PUSH. - [ beeping ]

- DOCTOR! - SEDATE HER!

- SEDATE HER! NOW! - I'VE GOT HER.

- I'VE GOT HER. - QUICKLY.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. RELAX. CALM DOWN.

CALM-- CALM DOWN. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY, MARY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

[ beeping continues ]

[ man's voice, distorted ] DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU, MARY?

THERE WERE COMPLICATIONS DURING THE DELIVERY.

YOUR BABY DID NOT SURVIVE.

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

[ door slams ]

[ thunder rumbling ]

[ nurse gasps ]

HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM, MARY?

- COME ON, LET ME TAKE YOU BA-- - [ cracks ]

[ thuds ]

[ people screaming ]

[ sirens approaching ]

[ tires screech ]

[ police radio chatter ]

[ mouths ]

- HANDS UP NOW! - LET'S SEE THOSE HANDS!

- Officer: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! - Officer #2: PUT 'EM UP!

- Officer: DON'T MAKE US DROP YOU. - PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP!

HANDS UP! COME ON, LADY!

- DON'T MAKE US DO IT. - Officer #2: GET 'EM UP!

HANDS UP! NOW!

[ screaming ]

[ guns firing ]

[ heartbeat slows, stops ]

[ eerie music playing ]

[ static hisses ]

[ static hisses ]

[ police radio chatter ]

[ camera clicks ]

[ axe zings ]

[ gavel pounds ]

- [ axe zings ] - [ film projector clicking ]

[ axe zings ]

[ axe zings ]

[ woman screams ]

[ axe zings ]

[ siren blares ]

[ gunshots ]

[ siren blaring ]

[ girls laugh ]

[ film projector clicking ]

- [ thuds ] - [ woman screams ]

[ girls cheer ] GO GO, FIGHT FIGHT!

[ crowd cheering ]

[ woman screaming ]

[ rock music playing ]

[ school bell rings ]

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD... ♪

[ girls laughing, chatting ]

♪ SOMEONE SHOT 'EM IN THE HEAD... ♪

THEY DON'T KNOW. FUCKED UP.

- DUDE, THAT IS GENIUS. - DAMN.

HEY, GUYS! WHAT'S UP?

- WHAT? - WE GOT ANY BLOOD NIGHT PLANS TONIGHT?

WELL, WE'LL BE PARTYING,

AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE HOME STROKING.

- RIGHT? RIGHT? - [ laughs ]

THIS LITTLE DORK'S GOT A HARD-ON FOR JEN.

DUDE, WHAT THE F-- COME ON, MAN.

LOOK, I'M ASKING YOU HONESTLY. HELP US OUT.

I'M SORRY, BRO. V.I.P. ONLY TONIGHT.

NO KIDDIES ALLOWED.

WE CAN'T HAVE YOU PISSING YOUR LITTLE DIAPERS

DURING THE FRIGHTENING FESTIVITIES NOW, CAN WE?

COME ON, YOU GUYS. THERE ARE 20 PARTIES GOING ON TONIGHT.

I'M SURE YOU BOYS WILL FIND SOMETHING.

YEAH, BUT THOSE ARE GONNA SUCK BALLS.

YES, YOUR TINY VIRGIN BALLS.

NOW WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR RIGHT NUT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?

LET'S GO.

- THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER. - SURE DO.

Girl: YOU GUYS ARE NOT NICE AT ALL.

IS YOUR SISTER COMING TONIGHT?

I THINK SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO DANIELLE'S FIRST.

- WHY? - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER?

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE MIDDLEMAN?

YO, I HAVE AN IDEA: WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY?

THIS WAY I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYMORE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- DICK. - I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS TALKED ME INTO HAVING IT

- AT MY PLACE AGAIN THIS YEAR. - IF MY PARENTS WERE IN VEGAS

- RENEWING THEIR VOWS, WE'D BE AT MY PLACE. - Boy: WHOA!

BLOOD NIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS! YO!

- WHAT'S UP, BABY? - BALLS OF STEEL.

TRUE, PLAYA. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP, LADIES? HOW YOU DOING?

- HEY. - I AM SO PSYCHED FOR TONIGHT, MAN.

- WHAT DO YOU NEED US TO BRING? - LOTS OF ALCOHOL.

- YES. - WHOO-HOO!

CHECK IT OUT. WE'VE GOT TO GET STARTED EARLY TONIGHT.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED.

- GIRL: OOH. - BIG TIME.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER. WE'LL BE BUSY.

- OH MY GOD. - WEAR PROTECTION!

HAPPY BLOOD NIGHT!

- BLOOD NIGHT! - ♪ DO YOU WANNA PARTY?

- [ laughing ] - ♪ IT'S PARTY TIME!

♪ WE GOTTA PARTY...

- WHOO! - ♪ IT'S PARTY TIME!

♪ DO YOU WANNA PARTY?

- [ beeping ] - ♪ IT'S PARTY TIME!

- [ yelling ] - ♪ DO YOU WANNA PARTY?

[ sarcastically ] YEAH, YOU GOT LAID ON BLOOD NIGHT.

- ♪ IT'S PARTY TIME! - [ spanks ]

EXCUSE ME, KIND SIR.

I THINK WE'VE TAKEN A WRONG TURN.

COULD YOU POINT US IN THE DIRECTION OF EISENHOWER PARK?

- SURE. - OKAY.

- GO DOWN HERE... - OKAY.

- ...MAKE A LEFT AT THE LIGHT... - A LEFT.

...GO DOWN TWO BLOCKS, MAKE A RIGHT.

AND A RIGHT. A RIGHT.

- A RIGHT, OKAY. - IS THAT IT?

- YEAH, THAT'S IT. IT'S RIGHT THERE. - OH, YOU DROPPED YOUR MORON.

- [ boys shouting ] - GO! GO!

- ♪ DO YOU WANNA PARTY? - Boy: ARE WE THERE YET?

♪ WE GOTTA PARTY!

♪ IT'S PARTY TIME!

[ speaking Greek ]

[ thunder rumbling ]

[ laughs ]

- Chris: YOU GOT THAT SHIT? - Eric: YEAH, I GOT IT.

- Eric: HERE WE GO, YO. - Chris: OH WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

- Nichole: WHAT WHAT WHAT? - Chris: OH, IS IT--

- I LOVE THIS PLACE. - Eric: THAT'S THE THING.

- OH, DUDE. - Alex: HOLD UP, I FORGOT THE GAME.

WHAT? AH! DUDE, THE GAME?

- Eric: THE GAME. - WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT, ARE WE GONNA PLAY TWISTER ON THE FUCKING GRAVE?

[ laughs ]

OH, THE GIRLS LIKE TWISTER, DON'T THEY?

YOU GOT THE GAME? EVERYTHING'S GOOD?

- YEAH, JUST WALK. - Chris: WHAT? WHAT?

WAIT, ARE YOU BANGING MILTON BRADLEY?

- Alex: YEAH, DICK. - [ laughing ]

[ rubs hands briskly ]

[ distant thunder ]

- Eric: WELL, HELLO, MARY. - GOOD TO SEE YOU, SWEET CHEEKS.

- Chris: LONELY. - Eric: I MISSED YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH.

- IS HELL TREATING YOU WELL? - OOH.

- PLEASE. - OH YES.

CHEERS TO YOU, MARY.

IT'S BLOOD NIGHT, BABY! [ howling ]

- [ Chris laughs ] OH MY GOD! - [ sighs ]

- DUDE, YOU ARE SO GAY. - NO, I STAND CORRECTED.

HE'S FUCKING THE PARKER BROTHERS!

- I AM NOT PLAYING WITH THAT THING. - ME NEITHER.

MY COUSIN'S FRIEND'S SISTER PLAYED WITH ONE OF THOSE A FEW YEARS BACK

AND SOME CRAZY BUGGED-OUT SHIT HAPPENED.

SHE GOT POSSESSED AND NEVER EVER GOT OUT OF IT.

YEAH, LIKE WHEN I HAD BUNK ACID. WHOA!

- ANYBODY ELSE? - NO, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THAT THING.

- IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ANYWAYS. - THAT THING'S CRAZY. I'M NOT MESSING WITH THAT.

IT'S OKAY. I'M RIGHT HERE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. JUST PUT YOUR LIPS ON IT.

- OH! [ laughs ] YOU'RE DISGUSTING. - HORNY FUCK.

- [ thunder rumbling ] - [ sarcastically ] OH, IT'S A STORM. SPOOKY.

Chris: HEY, MAN, TOSS ME A BEER.

- Eric: "PLEASE." - Chris: PLEASE, BITCH.

- OKAY. - THAT'S YOUR FIFTH BEER IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

OH. SORRY, MOMMY.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S TIME TO WAKE THE DEAD.

[ both moan spookily ]

I GOTTA TAKE A PISS.

WATCH THE PYRAMID! GOD!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?

KIND OF, YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR FINGERS ON IT.

DON'T PUSH AND DON'T ADD PRESSURE.

- YOUR HANDS ARE JUST TO GUIDE. - Eric: THAT'S RIGHT.

- DON'T ADD PRESSURE. IT'S FINE. - [ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, WE WANT TO START OUT WITH GENTLE, CIRCULAR MOTIONS.

ARE THERE ANY SPIRITS AMONG US?

ARE THERE ANY HOT DEAD CHICKS THAT WANNA FUCK?

YOU WOULD FUCK A DEAD CHICK, WOULDN'T YOU?

- EWW, YOU ARE DISGUSTING. - Alex: FOCUS.

- [ bucket clatters ] - OH GOD!

- Chris: SORRY, MAN. - YOU ASSHOLE!

I TRIPPED OVER MY DICK. SO DID YOU GUYS WAKE THE DEAD?

- UHH... - Eric: YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KINDA FUCKED IT UP. WE'RE WORKING ON IT.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME GIVE IT A LITTLE TICKLE.

I'LL GET THIS BITCH GOING.

[ Eric moans spookily ]

[ thunder rumbling ]

IS THE SPIRIT OF MARY MATTOCK AMONG US?

IF SO, ARE YOU WILLING TO COMMUNICATE WITH US?

[ voices whispering ]

COME OUT AND PLAY, BABY.

[ branch snaps ]

- DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? - [ whispering stops ]

DON'T BE PLAYING WITH ME

- AND DON'T BE PLAYING WITH HER. - NO, SERIOUSLY, I HEARD SOMETHING OVER THERE.

- YEAH, I HEARD IT TOO. - Nichole: I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

- HOLY-- - WHAT THE HELL?!

- DID YOU FUCKING MOVE THAT? - I DIDN'T MOVE IT.

- DID YOU? - YEAH, I MOVED IT.

GUYS, LOOK.

- Alex: "YES." - Eric: OH BULLSHIT.

- SERIOUSLY-- - [ man laughing ]

- JESUS, GUS. - I GOT YOU GOOD.

HEY, DON'T YOU KIDS KNOW BETTER

THAN TO BE MESSING AROUND WITH A DAMN WITCH BOARD?

COME ON, GUS, IT'S JUST A GAME.

- THESE THINGS DON'T ACTUALLY WORK. - LIKE HELL THEY DON'T!

ANGRY SOULS WILL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

TO ESCAPE THEIR TORTURED PURGATORIES.

THAT'S WHY THEY SAY "NO REST FOR THE WICKED."

COME ON, GUS.

TELL US A GOOD MARY HATCHET TALE.

HUH. I GOT SOME BETTER STORIES ABOUT NAM.

THAT'S SOME REAL HORROR.

IT'S BLOOD NIGHT, GUS.

- WE'VE ALL SEEN "PLATOON." - "PLATOON" IS JUST A BUNCH OF ACTORS.

- [ thunder rumbling ] - COME ON.

NO ONE TELLS A GOOD SCREAMER LIKE YOU DO.

COME ON, GUS.

HUH. OH, ALL RIGHT.

[ grunts ]

YO, GUS, PASS THE HOOCH, MAN.

- [ chuckles ] OKAY. - [ chuckles ]

- [ Gus laughing ] - OH FUCK, GUS.

- [ all laugh ] - THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT, MAN.

Gus: THAT'S NOT YOUR GRANDMA'S WHISKEY THERE, NANCY BOY.

HEY, MORE LIKE MY GRANDMA'S PISS.

HOO. KEEP YOU WARM.

[ sighs ]

NOW YOU PRETTY THINGS PROBABLY HEARD THAT

BACK IN THE DAY AT KINGS PARK I WAS--

YEAH, GUS, WE'RE HEARD. WE'VE-- WE'VE HEARD.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT TOO SCARY THIS TIME.

NOW THAT I CANNOT GUARANTEE.

- ONE NIGHT... - [ thunder rumbling ]

...NOT TOO TERRIBLY LONG AGO,

KIND OF A COLD, BRIGHT NIGHT

KINDA LIKE TONIGHT,

THERE WAS THIS COUPLE WITH A BABY

COMING BACK FROM A FAMILY GATHERING.

[ sighs ]

WIFE WAS ASLEEP IN THE FRONT SEAT.

THE KID HAD DOZED OFF IN ITS CAR SEAT

A COUPLE HOURS EARLIER. HUSBAND WAS DRIVING.

ALL OF A SUDDEN

THE MAN THINKS HE SEES SOMETHING.

- OH. - [ whispers ] IS SHE OKAY?

- I DON'T KNOW. - Gus: SO HE EASES ON THE BRAKES,

FLICKS ON THE BRIGHTS. HE LOOKED UP AHEAD AND THERE IT WAS--

A NAKED GIRL WALKING IN THE CENTER OF THE ROAD.

[ voices whisper ]

- OH MY GOD, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING. - YEAH YEAH YEAH.

IT'S OKAY. WE CAN HELP YOU. COME ON.

THEY DECIDED THEY CAN'T LEAVE HER OUT HERE,

SO THEY BRING HER BACK

AND THEY PUT HER IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR.

THEY FIGURED THEY'D TAKE HER TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION,

LET THEM FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH HER.

THE HUSBAND HEARD A WEIRD NOISE COMING FROM THE BACK SEAT.

HE LOOKED IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR.

THERE WAS THE WOMAN, BUT THIS TIME SHE WAS COVERED WITH BULLET HOLES.

THE WIFE LOOKED AROUND, SHE FREAKED OUT,

- THEY SLAMMED ON THE BRAKES... - [ tires screech ]

...AND THIS WOMAN IS CARRYING THEIR BABY.

THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AND THEY LOOK IN THE BACK SEAT AGAIN.

- HONEY, LOOK. - Gus: THERE'S THE BABY,

SAFE AND SOUND IN ITS CAR SEAT.

THE WOMAN HAS DISAPPEARED.

THE HUSBAND AND WIFE JUST START DRIVING AGAIN.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY LOOK IN THE BACK SEAT

AND THERE'S THE WOMAN,

EXCEPT THIS TIME SHE CUTS OFF THEIR HEADS!

- [ all screaming ] - [ axe zings ]

WHEN THE POLICE COME UPON THE BLOODY ACCIDENT SCENE

THE FOLLOWING DAY,

THEY FIND THE HEADLESS BODIES

OF THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER,

BUT THE BABY IS GONE.

[ camera clicking ]

PEOPLE THINK THAT...

MARY HATCHET TOOK THAT BABY

BACK TO THE GRAVE WITH HER,

BECAUSE WHEN SHE DIED,

THEY SEPARATED MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.

YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THAT.

THEY BURIED HER RIGHT HERE.

HER CHILD WAS BURIED IN KINGS PARK.

AND EVERY YEAR ON BLOOD NIGHT,

SHE COMES BACK TO CLAIM A FEW MORE HEADS,

WHICH SHE WILL DO

UNTIL SHE FINDS HER OWN BABY.

- YOU KIDS GO AHEAD AND CLEAN UP... - [ thunder crashes ]

...'CAUSE I GOTTA CLOSE THIS PLACE DOWN.

BUT JUST BE CAREFUL,

'CAUSE TONIGHT IS BLOOD NIGHT.

- [ chuckles ] - Nichole: HE'S SUCH A FREAK.

- Alex: HE'S WASTED. - Chris: THAT GUY ROCKS.

- [ Eric chuckles ] - [ voices whisper ]

Nichole: YOU'RE NEXT.

- [ kids chatting ] - Nichole: OKAY, FINE.

- WHAT? - SALAD SHOOTER!

- [ switch clicks ] - OH DAMN IT.

WHO WANTS TO OFFER THEIR SERVICES?

- Alex: I GOT IT. WHERE'S THE BREAKER BOX? - Nichole: BASEMENT.

JEN, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

- Eric: OH, THE FRIDGE! - [ cans thunking ]

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO VEG. - [ Eric and Jen laugh ]

JEN, DID YOU GO OUT BACK BEFORE WE LEFT?

- NOPE. - SO YOU NEVER OPENED THAT DOOR?

- HM-MMM. - [ sighs ] WHAT THE FUCK?

WHO CARES? JUST FUCKING SHUT IT.

- [ door slams ] - [ laughs ]

HEY, THAT WASN'T COMPLETELY FREAKY.

Eric: IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

YOU GUYS, LOOK.

- Eric: WHAT THE FUCK? - Jen: OH MY GOD.

[ Nichole sighs ]

HAND ME SOMETHING.

[ kids whispering ]

- CHRIS, OPEN THE DOOR. - NO, YOU OPEN IT.

- OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. - I'M NOT GONNA OPEN IT.

YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

- [ boys yell ] - [ girls scream ]

- BLOOD NIGHT, BABY! - [ both laugh ]

- YOU LITTLE SHIT! - NOW WHO'S PISSING THEIR DIAPERS, BITCH?

I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR FUCKING FACE, BITCH.

WHAT, DID YOU POUR BEET JUICE ON THE GROUND? GIVE ME THIS.

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - THESE DICKWADS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF US.

DUDE, YOU TOTALLY MISSED IT. WE MADE YOUR BOY SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE BIATCH.

- YEAH, GOOD ONE, DUDE. - AH! DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?

- MAN, LET US STAY. COME ON, WE BROUGHT LIQUOR. - OUT.

- A WHOLE BAG OF IT. - TOP-SHELF SHIT, BABY.

- [ bell dings ] - [ rock music playing ]

- YO, KATZ. - Yeah?

WHAT'S UP, BABY? IT'S GIBBZ.

- What time are you getting here? - YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO HUEY'S TONIGHT.

- What? Why not? - WELL, 'CAUSE I'M AT NICHOLE'S.

- Nichole's? - YEAH, DUDE, I KNOW.

- Are you serious?! - TOTALLY.

He's at nichole's! Huey! Huey, he's at Nichole's!

YEAH. BY THE WAY, JEN IS TOTALLY INTO ME, MAN.

- Bullshit. - I'M TELLING YOU, MOMMY WANTS MY SALAMI, HOMES.

- Me and Huey are coming over there. - WHAT? NO NO.

- Why not? Why not? - BECAUSE. DUDE, THEY WANT TO KEEP THIS SOIREE INTIMATE.

YOU KNOW, V.I.P.s ONLY, BABE.

- So why are you there? - WHAT CAN I SAY, MAN? THEY RESPECT ME.

- [ clunks ] - Eric: HEY, COCKSUCKER.

GET OFF THE PHONE AND HELP ME WITH THIS BLENDER.

I'm coming down there, you shit.

YEAH, OKAY, MAN. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

BRO, I GOTTA GO, OKAY?

OH SHIT.

WHAT?

- I WISH I DIDN'T SEE THIS, MAN. - [ mouths ]

- WHAT? - THIS FUCKING TOM JONES ALBUM

REMINDS ME OF MY PARENTS FUCKING, MAN.

[ laughs ]

GOD DAMN IT.

- DUDE! - WOW.

DID YOU RAID YOUR PARENTS' LIQUOR CABINET?

- AWESOME. - HUH.

YOU GET A POINT FOR THIS, YOU KNOW THAT?

- ONE POINT? - YES, YOU'RE UP ON THE LADDER.

- NICE! - YES, DON'T GET COCKY.

- [ slurps ] - [ doorbell chimes ]

OKAY, YOU BOYS HAVE FUN.

WHOO! BLOOD NIGHT! BLOOD NIGHT, BABY!

- YEAH, I-- I SEE YOU. - YO.

[ whirring ]

- [ laughs ] - YES!

ALL RIGHT, WHORES TO THE LEFT, SLUTS TO THE RIGHT.

- GO. - YO!

COOL. [ laughs ]

- [ gargles ] WHAT'S UP, DAWG? - WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

- HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - Eric: HANGING TOUGH.

OH! WHAT'S WITH THE FRESHMEN?

- WE'RE SOPHOMORES, DICK. - WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- I SAID YOUR HAIR IS SLICK. - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

- [ laughs ] - DUDE, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FROZEN MARGARITA?

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FROZEN DRINK? LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT.

I WAS LIKE NINE AND...

I WAKE UP BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE A PISS

AND I HEAR THIS NOISE COMING FROM MY PARENTS' BEDROOM.

IT SOUNDED LIKE A PIG SQUEALING, RIGHT?

SO I HOP OUT OF BED,

AND I RUN DOWN THE HALLWAY, RIGHT?

I OPEN THE DOOR

- AND I SEE MY DAD FUCKING MY MOM IN THE ASS. - [ woman squeals ]

- Man: YEAH. - [ both moaning ]

AND THIS FUCKING TOM JONES ALBUM...

- NO, MAN. - ...WAS PLAYING THE ENTIRE TIME, MAN.

THAT'S PRETTY SEXY, MAN.

- OH. - YEAH, THAT'S HOT.

I MEAN, I'D HIT THAT.

YOUR MOM'S HOT. I'D HIT THAT.

NOW THIS IS GAME TIME.

- [ whirring ] - OOH OOH!

- OOH OOH! - NO, THAT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT!

- I THINK YOUR BLENDER'S BROKEN! - NO. CHILL OUT, MAN.

- IT'S GETTING THERE. - YOU HAVE TO PUT CRUSHED ICE IN THERE FIRST.

THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE BLADES IN THE BLENDER THEN?

- NO, I THINK SHE'S RIGHT. - DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU SHE'S NOT RIGHT.

- BABY. - LOOK, YOU'RE WRONG.

WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING YOU GUYS SO LONG?

WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A MARGARITA.

NO NO, THE BLENDER IS NOT WORKING.

- IT'S NOT CRUSHING THE ICE. - NO, IT'S AN OLD BLENDER.

YOU HAVE TO PUT CRUSHED ICE IN THERE FIRST, YOU IDIOTS.

- NO NO NO NO. - [ laughs ]

- JUST PUT CRUSHED ICE IN! - [ silence ]

OKAY, YOU MOM IS PROBABLY GOING DOWN ON YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW

AS WE SPEAK IN YOUR BED, AND YOUR UNCLE'S PROBABLY TAPING IT

- TO SELL ON THE STREET. - YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, MAN.

YOU'RE A SICK FUCK. MY MOM'S HOT.

HOLY SHIT! "ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES," MAN.

- WHAT'S THAT? - SOME OLD-SCHOOL B HORROR MOVIE SHIT.

- OH YEAH? - MAN, WE GOTTA PLAY THIS.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

[ thunder rumbling ]

Nichole: I DON'T KNOW. I STILL THINK THONGS ARE BETTER.

I MEAN, IF I'M GONNA HAVE SOMETHING RIDE UP MY ASS,

I WOULD RATHER IT JUST STAY THERE

SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP PICKING IT OUT ALL NIGHT.

Jen: NO WAY. BOY SHORTS ARE WAY MORE COMFORTABLE

AND THEY DON'T RIDE UP MY ASS.

YEAH, HONEY, THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS.

WHAT? HELLO, I'VE GOT A BIG OL' ASS.

OH, LET'S SEE THIS SHIT. OH MY GOD!

- [ laughs ] YOU'RE RIGHT. - Jen: THANK YOU.

I WOULD KILL FOR THAT CUTE LITTLE THING.

NO NO, I THINK YOU HAVE ONE OF THE NICEST SHELF ASSES I'VE EVER SEEN.

- OH, THANK YOU, BABY. - YES, YOU'RE WELCOME.

WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BETTER?

DO YOU LIKE BOY SHORTS ON A GIRL

- OR DO YOU LIKE THONGS? - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

IT DEPENDS ON THE ASS, HONESTLY.

IF A GIRL'S GOT AN EGGPLANT ASS, NOTHING LOOKS GOOD.

WAIT WAIT WAIT, WHAT'S AN EGGPLANT ASS?

OH, IT'S AN ASS THAT'S

LONG AND OVAL INSTEAD OF ROUND, YOU KNOW?

- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - BUT IF A GIRL HAS A GOOD ONE,

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY BOY SHORTS, ESPECIALLY THE BRAZILIAN KIND.

- MMM. - THEY'RE THONG-INSPIRED.

THEY RIDE RIGHT UP THERE

JUST ENOUGH SO YOU'RE DYING TO SEE MORE.

IT LEAVES SO MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION.

- MM-HMM. - IT'S A VERY NICE TEASE.

- I DON'T KNOW. I STILL LIKE THONGS BETTER. - [ clicks teeth ]

YOU KNOWYOU BOYS LOVE IT WHEN WE BEND DOWN

- AND THE TOP STICKS OUT. - Jen: HEY, I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON

- SOME BRAZILIAN-CUT BOY SHORTS. - Nichole: OH.

EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT IS HOTTER THAN THIS?

- [ both laugh ] - Nichole: WHICH ONE'S BETTER?

- I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS. - Nichole: COME ON!

I DON'T KNOW. WHICH ONE COULD I HOLD IN MY HAND?

- [ both laugh ] - Jen: YOU LIKE THE BOY SHORTS.

- STOP IT. YOU LOVE THIS. - ARE WE INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?

- YES. - KINDA, I GUESS.

Jen: WHAT'S IN THAT?

"ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES"!

Boys: "ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES"!

OKAY, THAT'S SO WEIRD THAT'S IN MY HOUSE.

YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER MY DAD IS--

- [ window shatters ] - [ all shout ]

WHAT?

WHAT THE F--

- OH! - OH SHIT, MAN. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- [ laughs ] - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. - WELL, ALL RIGHT.

[ slurring ] STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO FUCKIN' SCARE YOU GUYS, ALL RIGHT?

I GUESS MY AIM WAS A LITTLE BIT OFF.

OFF? YEAH, YOU BROKE MY FUCKING WINDOW.

LOOK, NICHOLE, I WILL GET THAT SHIT FIXED

BEFORE YOUR PARENTS EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME.

Girl: OH MY GOD, YOU BROKE THE WINDOW.

WOW, OKAY. I GUESS IT'S PICK-ON-COREY TIME TODAY.

- Girl: HEY. - HEY.

YOU GUYS GONNA STAY OUT THERE ALL NIGHT?

- GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE. - Corey: HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, BROTHER?

- WAZZUP? - WHAT'S UP?

- NICE THROW, DOUCHEBAG. - YO, THESE BITCHES ARE UPTIGHT.

- HEY. - [ both chuckle ]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DANIELLE'S?

WE DID. IT SUCKED, SO WE CAME HERE.

- ALEX IS GONNA BE HAPPY. - [ giggles ]

- BRO, LET ME GRAB A BEER. - IN THE FRIDGE, MAN.

Girl: HEY, GUYS, THIS IS ALISSA.

HI. PEOPLE ALSO CALL ME GIO.

- IT'S SHORT FOR GIORDANO. - GIORDANO.

- YES, VERY NICE. HI, I'M ERIC. - HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

- WHAT IS YOUR POISON? - [ laughs ] WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK? A BEER, ANYTHING?

YO, MY SISTER SAID DANIELLE'S PARTY SUCKED.

- YEAH? - MMM.

COOL.

- LA LA! - DOWN THE HATCH.

- [ all grunt ] - Corey: HIT ME.

- THAT TASTES LIKE HAIRSPRAY. - OH!

GIVE ME THE PLUM BEER, BARKEEP.

- I THINK I'M GOOD. - NO NO NO.

WHAT THE FUCK? NO, YOU'RE NOT GOOD.

[ kids chattering ]

ALLOW ME TO ASSIST YOU, MILADY.

Eric: HERE IS TO SWIMMING WITH BOW-LEGGED WOMEN.

- CHEERS. - POSSIBLY HURT.

- MMM. - MMM!

OKAY, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? HOW DO YOU KNOW LANIE?

OH, WE ACTUALLY LIVED TWO HOUSES DOWN FROM EACH OTHER

UNTIL I HAD TO MOVE TO CHICAGO FOR MY DAD'S JOB.

- OH, SO YOU'RE JUST VISITING? - NO WAY.

YEAH. I'M GONNA GO BACK IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

OH MY GOSH, THAT SUCKS.

WELL, CHICAGO MIGHT BE AWESOME,

BUT I DON'T KNOW. I COULD NEVER LEAVE HERE.

I WAS BORN HERE. I WILL DIE HERE. MARK MY WORDS.

- OH, HELL WITH THAT. - AMEN TO THAT.

I'M TOTALLY GOING TO ARIZONA.

- WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK'S IN ARIZONA? - WHY?

NO, DON'T LAUGH AT ME.

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE--

A NEW SCHOOL IN A NEW STATE AND EVERYTHING.

AND THEN I HEARD THAT THE SCHOOL THAT I WAS GOING TO WAS REALLY REALLY TOUGH

AND YOU HAD TOPROVE YOURSELF,

OTHERWISE YOU WOULD JUST GET PICKED ON FOREVER.

OH MY GOD, LIKE PRISON.

MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. [ chuckles ]

- WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, I ACTUALLY HAD A--

I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT I HAD A--

I HAD A PROBLEM WITH SOME OF THE OLDER GIRLS.

- FUCKING CUNTS. - YEAH, I KNOW.

WELL, THEY CALLED ME-- THEY NICKNAMED ME MOUSE,

- BECAUSE I WAS... - ORIGINAL.

...SHORT AND I HAD MOUSY BROWN HAIR.

THEY WERE JUST REALLY REALLY POSSESSIVE

OVER THE GUYS IN THEIR GRADE.

GOD FORBID A FRESHMANGOES OUT WITH A SOPHOMORE...

- YEAH. - ...WHICH I DID.

- WHICH YOU DID. - YES, I DID.

- YOU DIRTY SLUT. - OH WHATEVER.

- SHUT UP. - HE BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND

THREE MONTHS BEFORE THIS, THEN I MET HIM AT A PARTY AND WE HOOKED UP.

THEY ACTED LIKE

I COMMITTED THIS AWFUL CRIME

AND THEY WERE JUST REALLY SCARED FOR ME.

IT WAS SO STUPID. I WAS LIKE "WHATEVER."

- [ girls chuckle ] - BUT THEN ON MONDAY

- AFTER GYM... - [ shower running ]

...I WENT AND TOOK-- YOU KNOW, IN THE SHOWERS, TOOK A SHOWER.

EVERYBODY HAD PRETTY MUCH LEFT ALREADY.

I WAS BY MYSELF IN THERE AND I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS KINDA WEIRD,

BUT I DIDN'T REALLY PAY THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO IT.

AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW

- I WAS FACE-DOWN IN THE SHOWER... - [ girls laughing ]

...WITH WATER OVER MY HEAD

- AND I WAS GETTING MY ASS KICKED. - Girl: MOUSE.

MOUSE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, LANIE. IT'S OKAY.

- [ Alissa grunting ] - I WAS GANG-RAPED,

AND THEY ALMOST KILLED ME IN THE SHOWER.

Corey: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

- OH, AND THEN THEY BRANDED ME. - [ Alissa screaming ]

YEAH-- OH, THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY

WITH A KNIFE AND SOME INK.

[ screaming continues ]

THEY TATTOOED A MOUSE ON MY HIP

BECAUSE THAT WAS MY NICKNAME.

- [ girls laughing ] - [ screaming continues ]

- DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT? - WHOA!

- NO! I'M SORRY. - I WANNA SEE IT.

- OH SHIT. - Boys: WHAT? WHAT?

- THE MOUSE-- - WHAT? WHAT?

[ sighs ] I THINK MY PUSSY ATE IT.

- WHAT? OH MY-- - [ laughing ]

- YOU BITCH! - THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

- THAT WAS FUCKING SO GOOD. - YOU HAD ME SO FREAKED OUT.

- [ kids chattering ] - [ rock music playing ]

Eric: THIS LITTLE SASSY--

THIS LITTLE TEMPTRESS RIGHT HERE.

[ kids laugh ]

Eric: RIGHT ON TIME. HAVE A SEAT.

- Jen: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - Eric: I'VE BEEN HEARING A STORY.

- YOU'RE DRUNK. - NO NO NO NO.

OW, MY FOOT HURTS.

- WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? - IT'S THAT WAY.

UH-OH! I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNER

FOR PUKING RALLY!

OH, GUYS, GET A ROOM.

Corey: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

OH MY GOD, I NEED A BEER.

DON'T USE MY BED!

- DEFINITELY GO INTO THIS ROOM. - [ laughs ]

- LIKE THAT. - OH!

- AND... - OH YEAH.

[ both speak softly ]

- [ laughing ] - MM-MMM!

- Eric: GIVE US THE MOVIE! - Nichole: TURN IT ON!

- [ film projector clicking ] - [ all cheering ]

- [ jazz music playing ] - Boy: WHOA.

"ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES"!

ATTACK OF TOMATOES! HOW IS A TOMATO A KILLER?

THIS BETTER BE GOOD, ALEX.

[ music continues ]

[ kids chattering ]

CHIPS! GIMME SOME OF THOSE.

CHECK THIS PART, RIGHT?

- Jen: WHAT THE-- WHAT IS THIS?! - OH MY GOD!

HOLY SHIT!

- HOLY SHIT! - NO! NO!

Jen: WHAT IS YOUR DAD INTO, NICHOLE?

- [ Nichole shrieking ] - Boy: OH!

[ all laughing ]

[ kids shouting ]

Jen: WHAT THE-- WHAT IS THIS?

- ORGY FROM THE SOUTH. - HE'S ATTRACTED TO SALTY TOMATOES.

[ squeals, giggles ]

Jen: HOW IS A TOMATO A KILLER?

- [ moans ] - [ kids cheer ]

[ gasps ]

Nichole: OH MY GOD! MY EYES!

TAKE IT!

- [ projector flickers ] - [ music slows, stops ]

[ all shout ]

- Jen: OH GOD. - Nichole: FIX IT!

- COME ON! - HELP ME FIX IT!

COME ON, DANCE DANCE DANCE IT, BABY.

GOING, KEEP IT GOING.

- Chris: OH YEAH! - [ rock music playing ]

[ kids shouting, cheering ]

- YEAH! - GO, DAWGIES.

OOH OHH! GIMME GIMME GIMME.

[ moaning ]

[ whispering ] DUDE. DUDE, YOU--

- OH. HOLY SHIT. - [ chuckles ]

- Boy: WHOO-HOO! - Boy #2: SEXY!

THAT IS SO UNFAIR.

DUDE, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MANAGE THAT?

- [ groans ] - [ high-pitched ] OH MY.

[ both pant ]

DUDE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?

- THIS IS GETTING SO GOOD. - GET OVER HERE!

- [ stammers ] - Boy: GET--

DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

- WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? - [ tire hissing ]

- BUT-- - OKAY, DON'T SQUAT THERE. GET STARTED, ALL RIGHT?

- WHAT? - GET 'EM ALL, HUH?

- [ chattering, cheering ] - WHOO!

ALL RIGHT, LADIES!

Jen: WHAT THE-- WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS YOUR DAD INTO, NICHOLE?

[ moaning ]

Jen: OH MY GOD!

[ boys cheering ]

Jen: WHAT IS YOUR DAD INTO, NICHOLE?

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

- [ heart beating ] - [ moaning ]

[ screaming ]

[ music continues ]

[ gagging ]

- [ music stops ] - [ chattering ]

- IT'S BULLSHIT. - DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.

KEEP IT ALIVE, BABY. KEEP IT--

OH MY GOD!

OH SHIT! OH FUCK!

FUCKING FIGHT! FIGHT!

- [ both laugh ] - DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME.

- AWESOME. - SO FUCKING SICK, RIGHT?

I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

- OH-- OH SHIT. - [ laughs ]

THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

WHAT?

- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY? - MAYBE.

- WHAT? - IT'S PROBABLY THE SAME THING

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

DUDE, YOU GOT ANY MORE BEER?

GO CHECK THE FRIDGE, DUDE.

- HE'LL BE OKAY. - [ rock music playing ]

SHIT.

[ chuckling ]

[ moans ]

- [ mouths ] - ♪ DON'T NEED YOUR NAME

♪ SAY WHAT YOU LIKE

- ♪ I'M GONNA WHET YOUR APPETITE... ♪ - OH JESUS.

♪ BETTER TWIST YOUR TONGUE WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE ♪

♪ THIS AIN'T A GAME FOR EVERYONE... ♪

[ vocalizing ]

Gibbz: JESUS.

♪ HEY, BOY, I'M THE SWEETEST DISEASE... ♪

[ crickets chirping ]

WOW.

[ laughing ]

♪ OF YOUR VANITY

♪ YOU HOLD A BAGFUL OF SELF-PITY ♪

OH! FU-- FU--

OH FUCK.

♪ HEY, BOY, I'M THE SWEETEST DISEASE ♪

- [ gulping ] - [ moaning loudly ]

OH SH...

SHIT. FUCK.

[ wheezes ] OH SHIT.

SHIT SHIT.

[ grunts ]

[ retching ]

OH, CAN YOU HEAR THAT BIG SCREAM?!

TAKE A SEAT! [ LAUGHS ]

YES!

SO?

THAT WAS AMAZING.

YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS.

IT WAS A LITTLE BIT SHORT THOUGH.

WELL, WE COULD DO IT AGAIN.

[ VOICES SPEAKING ]

UM, DO YOU MIND CLOSING THAT WINDOW OVER THERE?

KINDA CHILLY.

- THE WINDOW'S SHUT. - [ chuckles ]

OH. WELL, THEN BRING THAT CUTE ASS OVER HERE.

KEEP ME WARM, BABY.

[ laughs ]

[ Gibbz moaning ]

[ chuckles softly ]

GO, GIBBZ.

[ chuckles ] OH! ARE YOU OKAY?

MY FIRST BLOOD NIGHT, TOO,

I PUKED ALL OVER THE PLACE.

GOD, I REMEMBER THAT, BUT--

WE HAD A BOTTLE OF 151, ME AND ALEX.

WE WENT DOWN TO THE GRAVEYARD

AND GRAVEYARD GUS CAUGHT US PUKING IN THE "BYOOSHES."

THE "BYOOSH"-- [ laughs ]

- OH MY GOD, THAT WASN'T PRETTY. - Alissa: GO AWAY!

I KNOW. I LIKE TO BE ALONE TOO WHEN I'M LIKE THAT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- YOU GET IT ALL OUT.

I THINK THERE'S SOME MOUTHWASH UNDERNEATH THE SINK.

AND THEN I'LL MEET YOU BACK DOWNSTAIRS.

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.

[ Gibbz moaning ]

[ pounds ] THRICE, GIBBZ!

THRICE!

Chris: HOW DID SHE FIT THAT IN THERE, MAN?

- JEEZ. SLEAZY. - LIKE A SLINGSHOT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING? - YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT. COME HERE.

YO, LOOK AT THIS, MAN.

Nichole: OH, G.G., SHAKING IT.

- [ kids laugh ] - HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS!

DID YOU USE THE MOUTHWASH?

- [ groaning ] - Eric: CAN I MAKE YOU ANYTHING?

WOULD YOU LIKE A BLOODY MARY?

YOU'RE EVEN HOTTER WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.

- [ kids laughing ] - [ sighs ]

NO NO.

BRO, YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, MAN.

NO NO NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OH GOD. OKAY, GO GO.

WHAT?

- [ bangs ] - [ gasps ]

[ voices whispering ]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

HEAR WHAT?

- SHIT. - OKAY, WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

DO NOT TELL ME IT WAS JUST THE WIND.

- WHAT, YOU THINK SOMEONE'S FUCKING WITH US? - LIKE WHO?

- RIGHT THERE. - THAT'S GOOD.

- [ electricity crackles ] - Nichole: OH!

Chris: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Corey: I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

[ thunder crashing ]

Jen: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

WE DON'T KNOW.

THE FRICKING DOOR BLEW OPEN OUT OF THE BLUE AND THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE STORM OR THE WIND OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

IT'S NOT THE STORM OR THE WIND, JEN.

GUYS, COME ON. OBVIOUSLY IT'S JUST SOMEONE TRYING TO FUCK WITH US.

- LIKE WHO? - LIKE MARY FUCKING HATCHET.

- OH SHUT UP. - NO, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

ALEX HERE DECIDES IT'S NOT ENOUGH

JUST TO GO TO THE CEMETERY AND GET WASTED.

- HE'S GOTTA WAKE THE DEAD. - I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT OTHER GIRL.

- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALEX? - LISTEN TO YOURSELVES.

- YOU SOUND LIKE FOOLS. - MAN, EVEN GUS WARNED US.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO GRAVEYARD GUS NOW?

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? - FUCKING GHOSTS, LANIE.

- DUDE, SHUT UP. THERE'S NO GHOST. - Eric: YEAH, YOU PUSSY.

ERIC, GO UPSTAIRS, FIND JESSICA AND TYLER.

- SCREW THAT, MAN. - HEY, ANYONE SEEN TIM?

Alex: COREY, GO CHECK THE BREAKER BOX.

I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND GET THESE IDIOTS.

COME ON.

[ thunder crashing ]

[ voices whispering ]

Lanie: ALEX!

THE LIGHTS CAME BACK ON, BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS AND SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON?

DID YOU FIND TYLER AND JESSICA?

- NO. - GIBBZ: FUCK, DUDE. WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?

JUST HOLD ON, LEMME THINK.

[ SCREAMING, YELLING ]

WAIT! WE CAN'T LEAVE 'EM HERE.

Chris: DUDE, WAIT! NO!

- WHAT ABOUT THE-- - Alex: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE.

- Nichole: WHERE ARE THEY? WAIT, ALEX! - Alex: GO!

[ whispers ] HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

JUST WAIT HERE.

- THE FUCKING TIRES ARE FLAT. - SHIT.

Alex: COREY, ALISSA, ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

Lanie: ALEX, COME ON.

THEY'RE DEAD! GO!

- OH DUDE. - COREY AND ALISSA ARE DEAD.

- WE NEED TO GO. - I FORGOT MY KEYS.

- WHAT? - [ Lanie cries ]

- OH! - [ girls screaming ]

- [ all shouting ] - OH FUCK!

[ kids babbling ]

[ tires screech ]

ARE YOU KIDS CRAZY?

- GUS, SHIT IS GOING DOWN. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- MARY HATCHET. - [ laughs ]

- DON'T GIVE ME THAT BLOOD NIGHT BULLSHIT. - I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, GUS.

- GET IN. - Nichole: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO.

- GET IN. GET IN. - GO. GO GO.

- GET IN. - NO, THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING IN THE CAR WITH THAT FREAK.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - WHAT, HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD?

JESUS, JEN, IT'S GRAVEYARD GUS.

- FINE, STAY HERE. - Gibbz: JEN, GET IN THE CAR,PLEASE.

OH JESUS, GET IN THE TRUCK!

- COME ON, GET IN THE TRUCK! - [ crying ]

YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD. SHH SHH SHH.

- Alex: GO! - [ tires screech ]

WHERE ARE WE GOING? WE HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE!

WHAT CAN THE POLICE DO ABOUT A GHOST?

I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS 20 YEARS AGO.

[ thunder rumbling ]

PEOPLE THINK OLD GUS IS JUST A DRUNK,

BUT I SEEN SHIT PEOPLE WOULD NEVER BELIEVE.

[ axe zings ]

THE HORRORS OF VIETNAM AIN'T NOTHING COMPARED

TO WHAT I SEEN MARY HATCHET UNLEASH UPON MY FELLOW WORKERS.

- [ engine stops ] - [ voices whispering ]

- [ kids chattering ] - Chris: ARE YOU GUYS COOL?

- WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? - Alex: GUS, COME ON, MAN.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE, GUS?

- TALK TO ME, GUS. MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? - [ shovels clanging ]

Nichole: OH MY GOD, NO.

- Alex: COME ON, YOU GUYS. - Nichole: OH, DUDE, NO.

- COME ON. - NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING.

- I'M NOT GOING. - I'LL STAY WITH HER.

- I'LL STAY WITH HER. GO. - Alex: COME ON!

WHAT IS THIS PLACE, GUS?

IT'S THE ONLY GRAVE I EVER DUG AT KINGS PARK.

THERE'S A BOND BETWEEN MOTHER AND CHILD THAT SHOULD NEVER BE BROKEN.

SOME SAY THAT'S WHY THE EVIL STILL LIVES ON.

I TOLD YOU-- SHE'LL KEEP SEARCHING

TILL SHE FINDS THAT BABY SHE LOST.

DAMN FOOLS.

I TOLD 'EM THEY SHOULD'VE BURIED 'EM TOGETHER.

SO WHAT DO WE DO?

START DIGGING.

[ sighs ]

[ shovels digging ]

[ voices whispering ]

[ grunts ]

Alex: IT'S EMPTY.

LET'S SEE IF MY KEY STILL WORKS.

[ breakers clicking ]

[ electricity crackling ]

- [ Jen whispers ] BABY. - [ Lanie coughs ]

[ Jen crying ]

[ voices whispering ]

HEY!

HEY, YOU!

WAIT. COME ON.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

Alex: SEE WHAT?

Gus: THIS IS IT.

[ grunting ]

COME ON, IN HERE. COME ON.

- COME ON. - DUMB DICK.

- WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING IN THERE? - HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?

IT'S JUST SO STUPID. WE SHOULD'VE JUST CALLED THE COPS.

I MEAN, GUS COULD BE FUCKING KILLING THEM.

OH SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH, I'M GONNA GO GET 'EM.

NO NO! YOU ARE STAYING RIGHT HERE.

- I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO IN THERE. - BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT GUS--

I JUST SAID WE SHOULD CALL THE COPS, SO CALL THE FUCKING COPS.

- ALL RIGHT, FINE. FINE. - OKAY.

- [ beeps ] - THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.

- JUST-- SHH, WE'LL BE FINE. - [ thunder rumbling ]

[ shovel zings ]

[ panting ]

NO! NO. NO.

FUCK! [ yelling ]

- [ pickaxe thunks ] - [ screaming ]

SHIT.

[ grunts ]

Gibbz: SHIT.

HOLY SHIT. HERE IT IS.

I FOUND IT.

LET ME SEE THAT.

WELL, ANYTHING GOOD?

OH YEAH.

THOSE SONS OF BITCHES. GOD DAMN IT!

IT SAYS HERE THAT MARY GAVE BIRTH

TO A HEALTHY BABY GIRL.

THEY DECIDED TO LET HER BELIEVE

THAT IT HAD BEEN BORN DEAD.

- [ screaming ] - MARY, I NEED YOU TO PUSH.

SEDATE HER! NOW!

[ baby crying ]

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY FUCKED MARY HATCHET. CRAZY BITCH.

I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

SHE WAS RAPED BY A NIGHT GUARD.

THEY SWEPT THE WHOLE THING UNDER THE RUG.

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST ABORT THE BABY?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT WASN'T THEIR DECISION TO MAKE.

BUT IT'S OKAY TO LET HER BELIEVE THAT HER BABY DIED?

WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY?

IT SAYS THE BABY WAS LATER ADOPTED

BY MICHAEL AND LESLIE GIORDANO.

ALISSA.

[ distorted chattering ]

- WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? - IT'S THAT WAY.

UH-OH! I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNER FOR PUKING RALLY!

- [ water runs ] - [ pants ]

[ grunting, panting ]

[ screams ]

MAN, I HOPE SHE WASN'T AS FUCKED UP

- AS HER MOTHER. [ chuckles ] - Jen: SHIT.

[ water running ]

[ chuckles ] OH! ARE YOU OKAY?

MY FIRST BLOOD NIGHT TOO, I PUKED ALL OVER THE PLACE.

GO AWAY! PLEASE.

I KNOW. I LIKE TO BE ALONE TOO WHEN I'M LIKE THAT.

I THINK THERE'S SOME MOUTHWASH...

OKAY. OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

IT CAN'T BE HER.

GUYS, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW MY OWN BEST FRIEND?

YOU SAID YOU SAW THEM BOTH DEAD IN THE BASEMENT, RIGHT?

- HER AND COREY. - COREY, GO CHECK THE BREAKER BOX.

- I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND GET THESE IDIOTS. - COME ON. LET'S GO.

COME ON. OKAY, WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING?

AHA. YES.

- [ breakers clicking ] - EENY MEENY MINY.

- Eric: OH, THAT'S GOOD. - ALL RIGHT. NICE.

ALEX!

I NEVER SAW THE BODIES,

JUST BLOOD.

- [ electricity crackling ] - Lanie: OH! [ whimpers ]

MARY'S HERE.

Alex: THERE'S NO GHOST, GUS!

IT'S MARY'S DAUGHTER.

OKAY.

- [ screaming ] - GO! GO! GO! GO!

[ screaming continues ]

THIS WAY! THIS WAY!

COME ON!

[ girls screaming ]

COME ON, IN HERE.

- [ crying ] - OH SHIT.

FUCK. FUCK.

- [ whimpers ] - ARE YOU OKAY?

LISTEN, LANIE, PIPE DOWN. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

- [ crying ] - LISTEN TO ME. I'M GONNA GET US OUT OF HERE,

ALL RIGHT? FUCK.

- [ crying ] - COME ON. OH SHIT.

FUCK! SHIT!

COME ON! OKAY!

COME HERE.

- [ crying ] OH MY GOD. - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

WE SHOULD'VE STAYED TOGETHER. WE WERE--

NO, WE'RE GONNA BE-- WE'RE GONNA BE FINE.

LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.

I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT? ALL RIGHT.

[ beeps ]

- [ crying ] - SHH.

- OH! - SHH SHH SHH SHH.

[ footsteps approaching ]

- [ beeps ] - FUCK!

HAVE YOUR PHONE?

IT'S IN MY BAG AT THE HOUSE.

THAT'S OKAY. OKAY.

- [ crying ] - SHH.

[ crying ]

SHH!

[ footsteps receding ]

[ crying continues ]

SHH!

[ both screaming ]

- [ pickaxe thudding ] - [ Gibbz screaming ]

HELP ME! PLEASE!

- [ crying ] - [ pickaxe thudding ]

[ screaming ]

[ voices whispering ]

[ screaming stops ]

GIBBZ!

JEN!

[ footsteps approaching ]

[ coughs ]

- [ pickaxe thunks ] - [ screams ]

[ footsteps recede ]

[ panting ]

[ Lanie screams ] ALISSA, PLEASE STOP!

[ breathing heavily ]

[ screaming ] STOP! PLEASE STOP!

ALI, STOP!

[ crying ] ALI, STOP!

[ both grunting ]

- PLEASE DON'T-- [ screaming ] - [ grunts ]

[ glass shatters ]

Lanie: ALI, STOP!

- [ Alex growls ] - STOP! PLEASE!

- [ glass thunks ] - [ screaming continues ]

Lanie: ALI, STOP!

[ choking ]

[ Alex yells ]

[ crying continues ]

IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER.

IT'S OVER.

- LET'S GO. - [ glass crunching ]

- [ hatchet zings ] - [ voices whispering ]

[ screams ]

[ rock music playing ]

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ SOMEONE SHOT 'EM IN THE HEAD ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DIED ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ WELL, I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ SOMEONE SHOT 'EM IN THE HEAD ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DIED ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ SOMEONE SHOT 'EM IN THE HEAD ♪

♪ EVERYONE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DIED ♪

♪ THERE'S NO ONE LEFT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIVE ♪

♪ WELL, I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN ITCH IN MY BRAIN ♪

♪ IT CAN'T BE SCRATCHED AWAY. ♪

Girl: IT'S BLOOD NIGHT.

Man: BLOOD NIGHT.

BLOOD NIGHT. [ laughing ]

♪ KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ON THE EVE OF HALLOWEEN ♪

♪ IT'S BLOOD NIGHT, AND SCREAMS ♪IS HOLLERING

♪ A PROBLEM IS ARRIVING AND SHE FOLLOWING THE TEAM ♪

♪ THE TEENS, THEY CAN IN THEIR DREAMS... ♪S

- Girl: HOLY SHIT. NEW MOVIE ♪NG THIS

♪ TRUTHFULLY, THE KILLER IS USUALLY TOO CHOOSY ♪

♪ WHO COULD BE NEXT TO BE DONE FOR? ♪

♪ ON SECOND THOUGHT, WITH ALL THESE DAMN BODIES ♪

♪ WHAT THE HECK IS ONE MORE? ♪

♪ IT'S GORY, IT'S BLOODY ♪

♪ IT'S BLOOD NIGHT, YOUR BUDDIES ♪ UP

♪ GO ON AND GO GET MERRY ABOUT THE CEMETERY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE SHE GONNA OF Y'ALL FEEL HER FURY ♪

♪ GRAVEYARD GUS WAS IN THE MILITARY ♪

♪ BUT CONTRARY HE HAD REASON TO WORRY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE MARY MATTOCK STABBING PEOPLE ♪F

♪ THEY SAY SHE KILLED AT THE CATHEDRAL ♪HAT

♪ THAT IS TOO EVIL, BLACK PEOPLE ♪EN SCARE

♪ TRUST ME, I WITNESSED THAT SEQUEL ♪

♪ NOW RUN TO YOUR FRIDGE AND GET YOU A BUD LIGHT ♪

♪ AND SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN AND WATCH "BLOOD NIGHT" ♪

♪ DUDE, REMEMBER THE NIGHT IS BLOOD NIGHT ♪

- ♪ BLOOD NIGHT OF SIGHT ON BLOOD NIGHT ♪

- ♪ THAT'S RIGHT - ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN

- ♪ WHAT? - ♪ GO DOWN ON BLOOD NIGHT...

- [ laughs ] IS BLOOD NIGHT ♪ THE NIGHT

- ♪ BLOOD NIGHT OF SIGHT ON BLOOD NIGHT ♪

- ♪ THAT'S RIGHT - ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN

- ♪ GO DOWN, GO DOWN - ♪ GO DOWN ON BLOOD NIGHT...

- [ laughs ] IS BLOOD NIGHT ♪ THE NIGHT

- ♪ BLOOD NIGHT OF SIGHT ON BLOOD NIGHT ♪

- ♪ THAT'S RIGHT - ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN

- ♪ WHAT? - ♪ GO DOWN ON BLOOD NIGHT

- [ laughs ] IS BLOOD NIGHT ♪ THE NIGHT

- ♪ BLOOD NIGHT OF SIGHT ON BLOOD NIGHT ♪

- ♪ THAT'S RIGHT - ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN

- ♪ GO DOWN, GO DOWN - ♪ GO DOWN ON BLOOD NIGHT

- [ laughs ] IS BLOOD NIGHT. ♪THE NIGHT

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