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Who's there?

Who's there?

Oh, you've come for
my gold, have you?

Step up and pay the price!

Come on. This way.

- Hey, Mrs. Meehan.
- Oh, hey, Colin.

- How you doin'?
- Yeah. Good.

- Hey, don't you need...
- Oh.

I was gonna say you need
a permit for those things.

- Have a good day.
- Hey. Stay in school.

Let's go. Daniel.

- Hey, Martin.
- Hi, Colin.

What you got in the bag?

C-4.

All the cash, or I'll blow
the place to smithereens.

Go on back. Hailey's
in the vault.

Thanks, Martin.

Colin.

Oh, Colin, I'm gonna hurl
if I even smell that stuff.

You love Chippy's Chowder.

Well, somebody does not.

Okay.

Mmm. You can give me
the cookie though.

So you got any interviews today?

Yeah. Kinda.

Kinda?

- Not some Eastie Boys shit?
- Don't be like that. They're my friends.

I don't want you getting
involved in some scheme

with your old high
school boys' club.

There are actual legal
welding jobs out there.

Yeah, that barely
pay a living wage.

Look, I'm not exactly in a
position to turn down work here.

You know, this could
be a good chunk.

Could go to the fund. A new
start away from all this shit.

We grew up in this.
We turned out okay.

Yeah, but we got lucky.
Not everyone else did.

Don't start with that.

There is no such thing
as a town being cursed.

Okay, well, there's a reason
people say Gullion Springs is.

We deserve better.
She deserves better.

Colin, look at what you got.

Her.

Me.

Okay, maybe not piles of money right
now, but you earned your certificate.

You did it the right way, and
I'm really proud of you for that.

I don't want you working
with Liam. Please.

You're better than
him and his lot.

He's just buying me a beer.

Okay?

I don't have to say yes.

You cannot judge a
man's moral character

for simply doing what he
has to do to stay alive.

For protecting his own.

Amen to that, brother.

I... I still think
it's a bad idea.

Deck.

Look, the fact is we're not
gettin' a fair shake here.

I mean, the whole damn
county's either out of work...

or addicted to
pills or... Fuck.

Now people are going missing.

I mean, it feels to me like
something is feeding off this place.

There's somethin'
feeding off us all right.

Been picking at this town for
centuries like it's a carcass

till there's nothing
left but bones.

Leprechauns.

- Not this shit again.
- No, no.

These aren't just little cartoon
fellas prancing around on cereal boxes.

Uh-uh. They're real.
Ancient creatures.

Bloodsuckers.

Not a lot of people know that.

Used to be they only
lived in Ireland.

Then came the famine.

Everybody up and left to America,
so they followed the food.

And they've been
right here ever since.

Yeah. Nice try, pal.

You know, we-we-we've
all heard that old story.

The... The old Leprechaun story.

It's... It's... It's old
kindergarten sleepover shit.

But, uh, I'll tell you
a real scary story.

See my boy Colin here?

He spends eight grand
on a welding certificate

'cause the refinery promises
him a real sweet job.

Steady, benefits. I
mean, the whole nine.

And how much for your kit? All
that top-of-the-line equipment?

5.5K.

And how long did you work at
that refinery before they closed?

Ninety days.

You know, that scares
the shit out of me.

'Cause the birdies and the bunnies
are all going extinct, right?

Well, I hope they're living the good life
because now it's us who's going extinct.

I mean, we're gonna be...

We have to do what we
have to do to stay alive.

Simple as that.

Leprechauns.

Fuck me.

All right. What's this idea?

I thought this was an Eastie
Boys thing. Why is Deck here?

No offense, buddy.

Believe it or not,

Declan here is the whole reason that
we are gathered here together today.

See, it all started
a couple weeks ago.

As we all know,

- Deck's sister Steph, she's very fine.
- You all right?

- Hey.
- Dude, no. No, she's not.

Deck, your sister's
hot. All right?

And if you don't think
so, then... I don't know.

- Okay. Okay, man.
- Maybe you're gay. It's fine.

You know, it's okay to be gay, but
it's not okay to keep interrupting me.

Okay? Anyways.

Can you leave him alone, please?

Declan.

Do you understand what I do?

Remote security monitoring.

Human lives are
literally in my hands.

Someone's cleaning this
up, and it's not me.

Yes, General. As you were.

Back to the nuclear codes.

And that's when I saw it.

This dude literally is
monitoring surveillance cameras.

Like, all of the controls
at his fingertips.

This... This fucking guy.

And the plan appeared
in my head fully formed.

You wanna rob a bank?

You're insane.

Or you're joking.

No, you're insane. You...

There is no way in 100,000
galaxies or universes

that you could
convince me to do this.

- No way.
- But then I said the two magic words.

You're right. I don't
know what I was thinking.

I mean, you're a lone wolf.

I get that, man. Just
as much as anybody.

I mean, you would never wanna be,
uh, officially a member of the, uh...

Eastie Boys or
anything like that.

You'd...

You'd actually do that?

You'd let me be an Eastie Boy?

Platinum membership, baby.

Priority seating.

First one to board before the cripples
and the grannies and even the vets.

Hmm?

And why do you need me?

Well, my friend, because
the target is a place

that you are intimately
familiar with.

Gullion Bank.

Gullion Bank?

Like Hailey's Gullion Bank?

The mom and pop shop, local
bank that my fiancée works at?

Okay.

Thanks for the beer, man.

Deck, I hope there's a
moment in the State Penn

where you can really
sit and bask in it.

You're not some fucking schmuck sucking
off a skinhead for a pudding cup.

You're an Eastie Boy, man.

- Oh. Colin. Colin. Colin. Come on, baby.
- No. I'm trying to start a new life here.

I didn't even wanna come today,
but I thought maybe, just maybe,

you guys had something real.

Rob a fucking bank?

You sound worse than the leprechaun guy.
And y-you can't even spend stolen cash.

That shit's tracked digitally.

That's why it's not the
cash that we're after.

It's the gold.

Cash could be useless
tomorrow, but gold is forever.

And listen, I got a
little inside thing.

I know this guy who works at this
little shop in the city, right?

And he said that Gullion Bank, it's
kinda like a... like a middleman

for this organization that
buys and melts down gold.

All right? [stammers] And so, like,
pawn shops, antique dealers, whatever.

Whatever they can't
sell, they just...

over to Gullion Bank.

And then the bank does a big
shipment every year or so.

But because of the pandemic,

they've got over three years worth
of gold just piled up down there.

Where'd you get this tip from?

Rumpelstiltskin?

Fuck.

Yeah, you can laugh at
me all you want, Colin.

But estimate is,

there's over five million
dollars worth of gold down there.

Watches, coins, jewelry.

You name it.

How's that for, uh,
"starting a new life" money?

Huh?

If we were to do
something like this...

hypothetically...

I'd have to be the one calling the
shots. That's the only way I'd do it.

What? You think you're
smarter than us or somethin'?

What's the capital
of California?

- Hollywood.
- Sacramento.

That's my boy.

Eastie Boys!

- Eastie Boys!
- Eastie Boys!

Able to chase the
puck down behind...

Okay, boys. Here's the plan.

We do it Thursday.

Hailey's visiting her grandmother,
so she won't wonder why I'm gone.

Yo, when Hailey's
grandma kicks the bucket,

y'all gonna be,
like, rolling in it?

She's, like, old money, right?

No, dude.

They're broke.
Everybody's broke.

Old money just means
you have more to lose.

- Now, how we doin' on supplies?
- I got everything on the list.

Here you go, big dog.

- Deck, what's up with your van, buddy?
- Big Betty's ready to go.

All right.

Anything else?

Takes the shot.
It's a breakaway!

He scores!

Bruins up by one.

Let's take another look at that.

- Yo, buddy. Is this thing yours?
- Yeah, it is.

- Yeah? It's nice.
- Yes, buddy.

Hey, what the fuck
are you doing?

- Bro.
- Dude, whatever.

- You sure?
- Swear to God.

- Let's go Bruins.
- Damn. That shit's sturdy.

- We need that thing, man.
- You could just fucking ask.

Okay. Let's run
it from the top.

Cat's in position,
boys. We're a go.

Hey, I'm getting some
major glitching on my end.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna
do a system reboot.

Luckily, nothing at Gullion Bank
has been updated in 20 years.

So a full system reboot gives Finn
here exactly four and a half minutes

to do his thing.

Hi, Finn.

You look nice.

So what can I do for you?

- Um, I'd like to make a withdrawal.
- Okay.

So, your account
balance is $17.11.

- How much do you wanna take out?
- $3.11.

Milady.

Okay.

One, two and three.

Hold for pennies.

There you are, Finn.

Uh, where be your lavatory?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I gotta ask. I'm sorry.

Why are you talking like that?

Why the fuck are you
dressed like that?

It's a bank. It's fancy.

I'm trying to freaking
blend in, man. I don't know.

I happen to know there's
no cameras in the bathroom,

so we officially have an
invisible man in the building.

Now Finn waits till
the bank closes.

Once everything's quiet,

Deck will switch out the live feed with
a prerecord from the previous night.

And now we're invisible.

At this point, the
alarm will be triggered.

We know that.

Cue the newest member of the Eastie
Boys, Mr. Declan O'Shaunessy.

Copy. I see the alarm.

Nothing's showing
up on the monitors.

You can shut it off.

I'll dispatch security.

Okay.

At this time, Martin
will be at home doing...

I don't know. Whatever
Martin does at home.

♪ Say, have you
seen the Carioca? ♪

♪ It's not a
foxtrot or a polka ♪

♪ It has a little bit of new
rhythm A blue rhythm that sighs ♪

Hello?

♪ It has a meter
that is tricky ♪

Mm-hmm.

♪ A bit of wicky wacky-wicky ♪

Okay.

♪ But when you dance it with a new love
There'll be true love in her eyes ♪

♪ You'll dream of
the new Carioca ♪

♪ Its theme is a
kiss and a sigh ♪

♪ You'll dream of
the new Carioca ♪

♪ When music and lights are
gone And we're sayin' goodbye ♪

♪ You'll dream of
the new Carioca ♪

♪ Its theme... ♪

Martin checks the building,

we stay out of sight.

Then Deck lets the
cats out of the bag.

Just a couple of cats
fighting on the roof...

again.

Once Martin's on the road,
we're free and clear.

♪ Carioca! ♪

I know the codes that
get us to the back.

Wait. Hailey tells you
the codes to the vault?

The only way Colin can get off is if she
whispers secret bank codes in his ears.

For real? That's a thing?

No, dude.

I know where she writes
them down. Okay, moving on.

I finally get to put my
acetylene torch to use.

- Yo.
- We load up.

Oh, my God! Holy shit.

We load out.

And nobody says boo to a goose.

Any questions?

Still don't know why he's
fucking dressed like that.

Martin, you don't have any use
for a fruit basket, do you?

Esther gave it to me, but my hormones...
The smell is making me nauseous.

I can think of
something to do with it.

Good night, Martin.

Good night, Hailey.

Okay, I'm leaving.

Tell Grams I say hey.

You wanna come with? You
know she loves seeing you.

Next time, okay? I...

I gotta finish this résumé.

Okay. I'll proof it
for you when I'm back.

Thank you.

Hey, I love you.

I love you.

Bye.

Be safe.

Okay.

Oh, hi, Hailey.

Hey. How's she doing?

She's good. Holding up.

She's watching her shows.

Perfect.

Ooh. You got any
more of those bars?

Oh, yeah. Above the stove.

Doubloons, Mr. Steele.

Gold doubloons.

As you can see, Miss Holt,

it guarantees me one half of the
treasure of the San Jacintos.

The treasure probably
consists of doubloons

robbed from a Spanish caravan

by the Muriettas in 1787.

The Muriettas?

A family of bandidos.

- Hello?
- Hailey Doherty?

Yeah.

My name's Patrick. I'm
with AVS Security Services.

You're listed as the point
of contact for Gullion Bank,

located in Gullion Springs.

I'm a manager there.
Is everything okay?

Everything's fine.

Uh, the system was
triggered this evening.

We dispatched an officer, and he
confirmed it was a false alarm.

I'm obligated to
inform you either way.

Oh, okay. Well,
thanks for calling.

You're welcome. You
have a good night.

You too.

Oh, Grams.

My medicine.

I know. It isn't ready yet. I
can't pick it up till it's ready.

I know. I know. I'm so
sorry, Grams. I'm so sorry.

Yes, of course.

Mr. Steele, might I confer
with you for a moment?

Certainly, certainly.

If you will excuse us both.

Switch the feed, answer the call,
wait for Martin, radio the guys.

Martin is clear.
Repeat, Martin is clear.

Roger. A-team is
headed for the vault.

Yeah, I gotta go
to the bathroom.

Come on, man. You were in
there, like, four hours.

Why didn't you go then?

- A-team holding.
- Copy.

Switch the feed, answer the call,
wait for Martin, radio the guys.

Switch the feed,
answer the call...

Switch the feed.

Uh, hey, Colin.

You know how I switched
the security camera feed

with a recording
from the other night?

Don't tell me you
fucked it up, Deck.

No, no. It's fine.

But remind me, why was
that part of the plan?

So no one recognizes us, bud.

Why not just wear
masks or something?

'Cause it's more elegant, you know?
They do it in all the heist movies.

Right. But see, in the movies,

they switch out the feed to fool the guard
who's watching the cameras in real time.

But that's me.

I'm the guard who
watches the cameras.

So, I switched it
out to fool myself.

I don't get it, man.

And later, when the cops check
the footage and nobody's there,

and the video has a time
stamp from the night before,

the first person
they're gonna round up

is the guy who was at
the controls all night.

I'll be suspect number one.

Fucking say something!

Hey.

Hey, you've thought about
this, right? You have a plan?

Don't freak out. It'll be fine.

How the fuck is
it gonna be fine?

You'll... You'll just...
You'll skip town.

How the fuck am I supposed
to be an Eastie Boy

if I'm living on the lam
the rest of my fucking life?

Uh...

Being an Eastie Boy is
something that's in your heart.

Oh, fuck this!

Fuck!

Oh, God.

Finn, you fucking animal!

They can smell that shit
in Connecticut, man!

I have intestinal fungus, you
prick. It's a medical condition.

Yeah, okay, that's gross.

You know, they got dogs that can
track that back to your house.

- They do not.
- They do.

It's like I got a
fucking lobotomy, bro.

Yo, yo, yo. Mayday. Mayday.

There's somebody in there.
Somebody is following you.

What the fuck are you saying?

There's... There's... There's
somebody in there right behind you.

Oh, fuck.

Like this... this
fucking statue, Deck?

He's talking about this!

Can you see him now, Declan?

Does he like it?

What the fuck? I swear
I fucking saw something.

- Cut it out, dude.
- I'm not crazy.

- Okay. Let's go.
- What the fuck?

Come on, man. Liam.

Fucking paranoid, man.

Oh, fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Golden hellhole.

- You're the man with the plan.
- Thanks.

Baby. Baby.

Man with the plan.

Any batteries?

One on me, buddy.

- Yum.
- Whoa.

- What?
- Boys.

What the fuck?

This is...

No.

It's like...

Declan, was this you?

Holy shit!

People are so fucking
stupid, man! I'm telling you.

- It's like they wanna get robbed.
- Yeah.

Yo, you know what I heard?

That a person is smart,
but people are stupid.

- Finn, shut the fuck up.
- Okay.

Ah. They have stairs.

That's interesting.

Whoo!

Hey, sayonara, motherfucker.

There's somebody in there.

There's somebody in there,
and I should do something.

I should help them out because they're
my buddies and my friends, and I'm...

We're all a group, together. We're
the Eastie Boys, so I should...

I should probably go and help
them out and be courageous.

You got this.

Don't let the fear...

Hailey, dear.

I need my medicine.

Grams, I told you. I can't
pick it up. It's not ready.

They'll call me.

But check, dear, will
you? Just go check.

Okay, Grams.

- Everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

She keeps asking
for her medicine.

I told her it's not ready,
but she wants me to check.

- Okay.
- I'll be back.

Man, it's dark as shit.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, let's keep it moving.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Think I heard something.

- What?
- Yeah. Lights out. Lights out. Lights out.

- Hello, Finn.
- What the fuck, bro?

Fuck off, man.

You're such a douchebag.

I'm, what? Carrying, like,
40 pounds of equipment.

- Because it's yours.
- All right. Well, I'm retiring.

Finn. Here you go, buddy.

Oh, thank you.

Gee whiz.

- Yeah, okay.
- I definitely need this.

Shit.

Straight up fucking Lord
of the Rings down here.

How did I get boned
with this thing, again?

Oh, shit.

Bingo.

Yeah, that helps a little.

That'll work.

Oh, shit.

I didn't think it
was fucking real.

Nah.

Yo.

Look at all this fucking shit.

Holy fuck.

Boys, look at that.

Fuck.

Holy shit.

- Oh, my God!
- Yo. No way.

Bro.

- I fucking love you, man. So much.
- Let's go.

- Shit. I love you guys.
- Booty.

Fuck yeah, man.

- We fucking did it, bro.
- We fucking did it, man.

- Yo, hey!
- Bro.

Sorry. That was a
little fucking weird.

- No, bro.
- Yo, let's get to the program here, okay?

I need some more light.

Oh, yo, yo, yo. Uh, my extra
light's upstairs under the desk.

- Okay, I'll go.
- Hurry, hurry.

- Love you, dawg.
- I love you.

- Come to daddy.
- Yo, save some gold for me.

What the fuck is this shit?

Big Betty?

Declan?

Declan?

Spark it up.

Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about.

Whoo!

Holy shit.

Oh, yo.

Colin.

- What the fuck, man?
- Yo.

I think we're under
that old fucking well.

- What?
- The parking lot.

- Look at you, dude.
- Look at me.

In the moonlight.

Oh, fuck.

It's go time, buddy.

Yo, good timing.

Let's get the fuck
out of here, man.

- You good, man?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What's over there?
- Nothing, bro. Nothing.

Let's go.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Finn?

Finn, is that you, buddy?

Finn?

Look, you didn't have
to slam the door, man.

I-I'm sorry I made
you carry the torch.

Yeah. Now's not the time, man.

Holy shit.

Hailey.

Oh, my God.

I've never been so
happy to see you.

I-I thought that you were...

I-I don't... I don't
know what I thought.

I told you not to
get mixed up in this.

No, no, hey. Hailey,
don't be mad at him.

He had nothing to do with
this. This was all me.

He just came to make sure I
didn't do anything, you know,

- too stupid or anything, all right?
- Babe, you gotta go, okay?

We have a dummy feed
rolling on the cameras.

- No one will know you were here.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Hey.

Hailey.

You gotta go home, okay?

- We'll talk about this later.
- Yeah.

We'll figure it out later.

What the fuck?

What in the actual fuck?

- Take him.
- Take him?

Fuck. Fuck.

Finn.

Buddy, no.

Oh, shit.

Where are you?

You motherfucker.

Oh, fuck.

Come on.

Fucking go.

Hey. Wait, wait, wait.

I've got an idea, huh?

We'll...

We'll split the haul, huh?

You and me. 50-50.

You and me, we'll... we'll
get out of this shithole.

We can go to Bora-Bora.

There's a little smile on you.

Yeah. Let's go, baby.

Let's start fresh.

You sweet little munchkin.

- I don't understand.
- We need it to survive.

Human blood.

We take from those with
greed in their hearts.

But only from the greedy,
those who come for our gold.

These are the
rules we must obey.

Who's "we"?

Leprechauns.

No. No.

Our gold lures in the covetous.

It is a revealer.

It is legendary.

But people stopped
believing we were real.

That our gold was real.

So we had to resort to trickery.

With ancient magic, we pull
people's greed to the surface.

Look at that. Bloody payday.

But the world has
changed too much.

The average person doesn't
trade gold anymore.

The old magic doesn't
work like it used to.

And we mourn and trap
the pure of heart.

We are starving.

We need the blood.

Some half-breeds like
me don't need much.

A sip every few years.

But the elders, the pure
ones, they need more.

Your greed feeds us.

Tethers us to you as it
has for thousands of years.

We're almost gone.

The Earth is reclaiming us.

This isn't real.

We have to do what we
have to do to stay alive.

It's not you. This is a dream.

Colin,

tell me you didn't touch it.

If you didn't touch
it, we can't hurt you.

I'm so sorry.

Hey.

Hey.

Tell her I loved her.

I will.

Grams?

It's ready.

How many?

Four.

It should last us through the
summer, maybe winter, but...