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Hello.
We're the Kellys staying in cabin 3.
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I'm the caretaker.
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Did you eat our
treats last night?
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It wasn't me. The Pooka escaped from
this video into the real world
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and ate all our treats.
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You can drop the act, Kevin.
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Why does no one in this family
ever believe me?
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The mountain where the shed is built
is said to be a magical portal
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to the land of Faerie.
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Together, we'll hunt down that
unnatural creature and send him
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back to where he came from.
No, wait! Come back!
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He doesn't mean any harm.
The Pooka escaped from the video.
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And now he won't believe me unless
I show him the Pooka tape.
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What secrets does this
dusty old shed hold?
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♪ (Theme music)
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♪ (Old-school TV theme music)
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Katie.
What?
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Katie! Come here.
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What's wrong with you?
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What the hell?
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Is this some kind of joke?
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What is this?
Did you do this?
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Oh, yeah. I designed and printed
a fake video cover
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of our entire family in old clothes.
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Of course, I didn't do this.
But it can't be real.
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(TV audience laughter and TV static)
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♪ (Soft music)
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It's coming back to me.
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(Laughter and TV static)
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I remember now...
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We used to live in that house.
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And every week we'd get
up to, like, hijinks.
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Dad's boss came around and Mum had to
hide the stray dog I brought home.
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Or I had to sneak out of the house
after I ripped your favourite sweater
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to buy you a new one.
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Don't you remember?
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♪ (Music continues)
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Oh my God, you're right.
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How could I have forgotten all that?
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Our whole life was a sitcom.
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You and your friends got into
trouble every week,
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but you'd all learn a lesson, and
we'd all hug at the end of the day.
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That's right.
I had friends, I was happy.
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and I was...
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still a stroppy teenager,
obsessed with what everyone
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thought of you.
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Don't blame me.
I didn't write it.
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But how did we get from an old video
of a sitcom to where we are now?
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How could we've forgotten that?
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It's the same for the Pooka
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He didn't know he'd escaped a video.
He thought he was real!
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My memories of childhood were
always a bit fuzzy.
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Mine too.
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Wait, do Mum and Dad know about this?
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Have they been keeping this secret
the whole time?
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That our whole life is a lie?
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No, they couldn't have.
Could they?
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We have to tell them.
We have to show them the video.
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Hang on.
We cannot tell anyone about this.
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If people find out, they'll stick us
in a lab and do experiments on us.
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Please - we're not aliens!
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Well, I don't know, do I?
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Promise me you won't tell
anyone about this until we
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work out what's going on.
Okay.
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Not a word to Mum and Dad.
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Okay!
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We said we'd meet Mum and Dad to
play a board game
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to make up for yesterday.
We better go.
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But what do we do with this?
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We can't leave it here.
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And we can't bring it to the cabin -
Mum & Dad might find it.
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I know a place I can hide it.
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You go to the cabin, I'll catch up
with you.
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♪ (Soft music with a gentle rhythm)
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(The bin lid clatters)
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What you got there? Oh, um. Nothing.
I was just, uh, looking for my phone.
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Have you seen it anywhere?
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Afraid not dear.
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Come on.
I have something to show you.
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Look what I found.
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Legend tells that if you catch a
fairy and make it look at its
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reflection in the mirror it escaped
from,
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it gets sucked back
into the land of Faerie.
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So,
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I was thinking,
if we catch the Pooka
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and make it watch the video
it escaped from,
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maybe it will get
sucked back into the video.
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You mean we could send him home?
I think so.
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This is how they used to vanquish
evil creatures back in the day.
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I talked to the Pooka.
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You did?
Yeah.
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I mean, he didn't actually say
anything, but he didn't seem evil.
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Sure, evil or not,
he doesn't belong here.
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Don't you think he'd be happier
back in his own world?
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Kevin?
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
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You are right, love.
You seem a little...
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Yeah. I'm fine.
It's just...
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What would you do if you found out
someone was lying to you for years.
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Well, if it was someone close to me,
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I'd think they might have very
good reason for lying.
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On the other hand, Dante said liars
would end up in the
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eighth circle of hell and
burn forever in eternal flames.
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♪ (Strange music)
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Oh, I'm feeling lucky, huh?
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No. Right.
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Six.
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I just avoided paying you rent.
(Laughs) Your go Kevin!
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Kevin! What?
It's your go!
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(Dice roll on the board)
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Community chest.
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Get out of jail free.
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That'll come in handy.
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Huh?
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Oh, I just mean, like, if you have
any dark secret that finally comes
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to light after years of lying,
and you end up in jail... Owww!
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My go.
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Anyone for a cup of tea?
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No, thanks. I hate tea.
Can I have some red lemonade?
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Since when have you ever been
allowed red lemonade?
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Since when have I ever drank tea?
Do you even know me?
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Oh, that's my square, isn't it?
And with three houses on it,
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you owe me the grand total of 300.
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Sorry, love.
Sometimes life just isn't fair.
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No. Especially when people
spend years lying to y-- oww!
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My turn, is it?
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Excellent.
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You passed go, collect 200--
Owwww!
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What was wrong with that?
Sorry, force of habit.
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What's going on with you two?
Nothing! Nothing. I don't know.
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Okay, well, it's your
turn, Kevin.
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Come on.
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Did you and Dad know that we're not
actually real people, and we're just
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made up characters that escaped
from an old 80s sitcom?
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I have literally no response to
that.
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Answer the question.
What is he talking about?
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Have you and Mum been lying
to us our entire lives?
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No, I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Oh..., so you've never heard of an
old TV show called 'The Kellys'?
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Kellys?
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They don't know.
Don't know what?
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What are you talking about?
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Fine.
It's just the latest TikTok trend,
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you tell your parents that you
escaped from a sitcom,
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and you just see how they react.
Isn't that right, Kevin?
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I will never understand your
generation sense of humour.
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Oh, nice.
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What was all that crap
with Mum and Dad?
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Cabbage.
What?
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You're supposed to say
cabbage, not crap.
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We agreed we wouldn't tell anyone.
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What difference does it make?
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What difference does any of it make?
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Would you just calm down?
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I have no friends.
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I'm bad at school.
I hate my life.
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And yes, I did hit Oliver O’Hare in
class.
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I knew it! Because he called me
stupid, but I'm only stupid because
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that's the way my character
was written.
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No wonder I hate it here.
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Kevin!
I don't belong here.
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None of us do.
Don't!
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♪ (Music starts)
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I really think we should call in
to Priya and Robbie to apologise
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for last night.
What do you think,
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Tom?
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Tom?
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Will you apologise for me too?
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I'm just gonna have a little nap and
I'll talk to you later, okay?
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Okay, love.
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♪ (Music continues)
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♪ (Music comes to an end)
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Hi.
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Hi
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Eh, these are for you.
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I baked you some lemon pies.
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Oh - thank you.
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About last night -
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I just wanted to say...
No, there's no need.
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But I shouldn't have left so
abruptly...
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No, you had to take your boy...
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But I didn't want you to think...
No, not at all...
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Because I did, I really
was...
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Me, too - it was really...
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It really was...
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(They both sigh)
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Well, I'm glad we cleared that up.
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Thank you for the...
Oh, no bother at all.
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You don't seem real.
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Excuse me?
I mean, you're just so impressive.
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Everything you do with your career
and baking and your kids.
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I think I just get intimidated,
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and I feel like I have to make my
own life sound more impressive.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm the one who feels intimidated.
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Why do I feel like I'm in
competition with everyone?
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Oh my God, yes - that's
exactly how I feel.
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It's exhausting.
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Yeah.
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Would you like to come in
and have a lemon pie?
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Oh, yeah.
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We were cancelled after one season.
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What?
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There's not much on the internet
other than it wasn't very popular
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and got cancelled
after one season.
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It's not available to stream
anywhere either.
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It's funny how Mum and Dad's
memories didn't come back
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after we told them about it.
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Maybe you need to watch the
video to remember it.
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What do you think?
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Should we show it to them?
We can't.
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Dad's depressed enough
already due to me.
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What will happen if he finds
out he's not even real?
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Kevin.
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Dad's depression is not your fault.
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He only got bad after I started
doing bad in school.
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That's not...
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That's just a coincidence.
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Then what caused his depression?
I don't know.
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But it wasn't you.
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I don't understand any of this.
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How did we get out of the video?
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And can we get back in?
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And what happens if someone
finds out we're not real?
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We need more information before
we decide what to do next.
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How are we gonna do that?
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By catching the Pooka and sending
him home tonight.
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Come with me.
There's someone you should meet.
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(Footsteps as they walk off)
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♪ (Gentle music)
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♪ (Music continues, with birdsong)
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What if we can do things
normal people can't?
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Because we're not real?
Like what?
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Maybe we have super powers, but we
just haven't discovered them yet.
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Did your character have super
powers in the TV show? No, but...
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So you don't have them in the real
world. That doesn't prove anything.
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Maybe just being a made-up character
means we can walk through
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walls or turn invisible.
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Or maybe we're invulnerable.
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(Thump) Oww!
Well, you're not invulnerable.
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(Birdsong)
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Hi.
Uh, this is my sister, Katie.
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She's seen the Pooka.
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Another convert to the mighty cause.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of
war.
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Don't mind her.
She's like that sometimes.
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So are we ready to catch
this Pooka, then?
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Yes, but do you mind
if I record this?
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I need to get some sound bites
for my Insta reel intro.
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Don't mind her.
She's like that sometimes.
250
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,279
Hey, guys! So we're just about to
embark on our Pooka hunt.
251
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Stay tuned to see what happens.
252
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,840
Why is she talking like an American?
253
00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:41,599
Um, so we need something to lure
the Pooka out into the open.
254
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,440
I've already thought of that.
255
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♪ (Tense music plays)
256
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,520
Are you sure this is gonna work?
257
00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,239
He couldn't resist it last night.
258
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,120
I don't know about this.
259
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:02,599
It's gonna work.
I know it will.
260
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,200
Here. I'll go get into position.
261
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,400
You two stay here and keep an eye
out for him.
262
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,400
Remember, don't put it in your
pocket.
263
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,440
The button will get stuck: you won't
be able to hear me. Oh, right.
264
00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:13,319
Can I hold it like this?
265
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,039
If you try to switch it off first.
Like this.
266
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,239
How long until the Pooka shows up?
267
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,760
Seriously! (Background chatter)
268
00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:21,999
What are we waiting for?
Oh, no. There he is.
269
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♪ (Music continues)
270
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,919
What do we do now?
271
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Sneak up on him and shut the door.
272
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,080
Wait, I think I can talk to him.
273
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♪ (Tense music and footsteps)
274
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:40,039
Hello?
275
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♪ (Music builds)
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(Kevin coughs)
277
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:46,279
Hi.
278
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Do you remember me from yesterday?
279
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,679
I told you I'd bring you proof
that you came from a video.
280
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,200
And here it is.
281
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,719
"I don't remember this."
282
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,440
Yeah, see, I think you'll only
remember once you watch the video.
283
00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:12,440
So will you come with me and
I can play it for you?
284
00:15:12,599 --> 00:15:15,840
We might even be able
to send you home.
285
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,039
"Can I bring the cake?"
286
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♪ (Music ends)
287
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:25,840
Can I tell you a secret?
288
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,560
Tom... some days he doesn't
get out of bed at all.
289
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,679
I've tried to talk to him about
it a few times,
290
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,480
but he never wants to listen.
291
00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,919
Sorry. I don't know why
I'm telling you all this.
292
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,679
No, it's okay, honestly. Do you
think some of Tom's problems
293
00:15:40,719 --> 00:15:43,039
are due to the pressures of being an
architect?
294
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,919
Ehh, he's not actually an architect.
295
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,080
Oh (she laughs)
296
00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:51,359
He's a chef.
297
00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,120
Currently unemployed.
298
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:56,120
Oh, that must be so hard for you.
299
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:57,919
Thanks.
300
00:15:58,719 --> 00:16:01,080
Sure, you just get through
it day to day?
301
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,639
Here's the name of Robby's
therapist.
302
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,880
Your husband's in therapy?
Oh, yeah.
303
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,200
Ever since his Dad died,
he needed some support.
304
00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:13,639
My number's on there, too.
305
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,400
Promise me you'll call me sometime.
306
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,400
I will.
Thanks.
307
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,919
These lemon pies are delicious.
308
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,440
You're so talented.
309
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,080
Actually, I bought them
in the local shop.
310
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:25,959
Oh.
311
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,919
It's all lies!
312
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,480
My whole life is a lie!
313
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:38,200
(They laugh, manically)
314
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:44,359
(Nervous chuckle)
315
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:51,639
♪ (Calm music)
316
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800
What is it?
317
00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:55,039
I want to go home.
318
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,560
This is our last day here,
you'll be home tomorrow.
319
00:16:57,719 --> 00:16:59,039
That's not our home.
320
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,080
Not really.
321
00:17:01,239 --> 00:17:02,919
I mean, our real home...
322
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,039
Back in the TV show.
323
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,160
If we can send the Pooka back where
he came from,
324
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,919
then I want to go next.
325
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:17,080
(Footsteps)
326
00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:29,239
♪ (Music continues)
327
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,800
(VHS player slams shut)
328
00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:49,679
♪ (The Pooka TV theme tune plays)
329
00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:01,999
♪ (TV theme continues)
330
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,359
"I remember now."
331
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,359
(TV static noise, then wind)
332
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,319
Oh. What's happening?
333
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,959
♪ (Dramatic music)
334
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,679
(TV static)
335
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:40,400
♪ (Mysterious music continues)
336
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,880
(A whoosh noise,
then everything quiets down)
337
00:18:46,639 --> 00:18:48,639
Oh! I - I think we did it.
338
00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:51,160
I think we sent him home.
339
00:18:51,319 --> 00:18:52,999
(Laughs) I can't believe that worked.
340
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,719
I can't believe I wasn't filming.
341
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,359
Well done, you!
342
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,160
You did it!
343
00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:01,440
♪ (Gentle music)
344
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,639
There's only one thing left to do
now.
345
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,039
(The VHS player pops open)
346
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:13,959
♪ (The music builds in intensity.)
347
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:19,560
Nooooooooo! (Slowed down)
348
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,359
(Smash!)
349
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,840
(Bang!)
350
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,959
(Crunch!)
351
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,080
♪ (The music fades out)
352
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:32,840
What did you do?! (Shouted)
353
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,560
That was the final part
of the legend.
354
00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:38,480
Once you've sucked the fairy
back into the mirror,
355
00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:40,800
you have to smash it, to kill it.
356
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,480
You killed the Pooka?!
357
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:46,760
It was unnatural, Kevin - you said
it yourself - it didn't belong here.
358
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,359
Okay, yeah, but you didn't have to
kill it! (Shouted)
359
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,919
Sometimes to do good...
360
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,999
you have to be a bit bad.
361
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:58,039
We can't have unreal things running
around our world, can we?
362
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,959
It's up to us to keep our world
pure, by destroying them.
363
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:08,440
Now, we'll have to look and see
if there are any copies
364
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,200
of this videotape.
365
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,239
We don't want another Pooka
escaping, do we?
366
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,919
Actually, we have to go.
367
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,279
Remember? We said we'd
meet Mum and Dad.
368
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,760
(Footsteps)
369
00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:23,520
♪ (Music continues)
370
00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:24,679
Okay.
371
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,239
Do you have your walkie talkie?
372
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,760
...in case you want to contact me?
373
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,679
Nice friends you have, Kevin!
374
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,200
I didn't know she was a psycho!
375
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,959
She doesn't know about us -
that we escaped from a video too?
376
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,959
No!
Wait a minute...
377
00:20:44,239 --> 00:20:47,200
When the Pooka watched his tape, he
got sucked back in. Why didn't that
378
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,560
happen to us when we watched our
tape? I don't know.
379
00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:51,319
Maybe because we all
came out together
380
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,599
so we all have to watch it
together to go back in?
381
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,599
Yeah, possibly.
382
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,959
No matter what happens, we can't let
the caretaker know our secret.
383
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:04,440
We have to get Mum and Dad and get
as far away from here as possible.
384
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:16,880
♪ (Rhythmic, high energy music)
385
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:20,599
♪ (The music fades on a sustained
note)
386
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:34,279
I'm just going to lie down for a
bit.
387
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,480
(The door crashes open; footsteps)
388
00:21:37,639 --> 00:21:39,440
Mum, we have to go. We have to get
out of here
389
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,120
as soon as possible. That means now!
390
00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:42,919
Come on, start packing.
Okay. Stop.
391
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,440
What are you talking about?
392
00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:46,200
Why do we have to leave?
393
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:47,760
Do you trust me?
394
00:21:47,919 --> 00:21:49,080
(She laughs) No.
395
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,039
Should I tell her?
We don't have a choice.
396
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,919
Okay, we can't tell Dad, but what I
said earlier about how we all
397
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,239
escaped from a video.
It's all true.
398
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,080
We're not real.
We only think we're real.
399
00:21:59,239 --> 00:22:03,160
But we're actually made of characters
from an old 80s sitcom.
400
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:09,359
Is this because I took your phone
away? This isn't funny.
401
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,359
I'm not trying to be funny.
This is dead serious.
402
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,760
And if we don't get out of here right
now, we might actually end up dead.
403
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,800
Come on, back me up...
404
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,039
Are you filming this?
405
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,239
What? This is really good drama.
406
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,080
He's telling the truth. We have to
go now.
407
00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:26,639
I don't believe this. You two
finally agree on something,
408
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,080
and it's this nonsense?
409
00:22:28,239 --> 00:22:29,239
You're not listening.
410
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,239
We could all do with a break,
I thought -
411
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,239
get away from it all with
a few days in the countryside.
412
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,319
What could be more relaxing?
413
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,520
Wait - we can prove it.
414
00:22:37,719 --> 00:22:39,520
Where is the Kelly's videotape?
415
00:22:39,679 --> 00:22:41,440
I'll go get it. Stay right here.
416
00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:43,239
(Footsteps)
417
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,560
♪ (Music)
418
00:22:47,719 --> 00:22:48,719
(Bin lid clatters)
419
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,560
(Bin lid clatters)
420
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,760
(More clattering)
421
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,039
Looking for this?
422
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,440
And the liars shall be banished
to the eighth circle of hell.
423
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:06,719
And burn forever in eternal flames.
424
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,120
♪ (Music builds to a crescendo)
425
00:23:16,999 --> 00:23:28,999
♪ (End credit music)
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