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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,090 --> 00:00:17,660 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,100 Come on! 3 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,560 Here we go. This way. 4 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:30,150 {\an8}[band playing] 5 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:43,660 {\an8}- Hayley, come on! - Oi! 6 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:45,160 {\an8}Come on! 7 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:47,880 Thank you. 8 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:49,920 - Hi. - Hello. 9 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:51,130 Passports please. 10 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:54,800 [check in assistant] Thank you. [James gasps] 11 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:57,260 No... 12 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,200 Mm... [chuckles] 13 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,470 That’s not funny. 14 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:02,750 It’s not. 15 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:04,180 - Enjoy your flight. - Thank you. 16 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:07,850 Come on. 17 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,300 {\an8}Oh, wait! Wait, wait, wait! 18 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,110 {\an8}What are you doing? Come on. 19 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,790 {\an8}- Coming through! - [laughter] 20 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,340 {\an8}- Okay. No, it’s just here. - Wait... 21 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:38,830 {\an8}Seventeen, eighteen... nineteen! Nineteen! 22 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,290 {\an8}Oh. Yes! Yes! 23 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:41,800 {\an8}Oh, we made it! 24 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,540 - Yay! - Where’s everyone else? 25 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:44,710 Oh, bloomin' heck. 26 00:01:44,910 --> 00:01:46,180 We can’t be the first ones here. 27 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,230 Don’t worry, chill out. 28 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,090 I told you we had heaps of time. 29 00:01:50,290 --> 00:01:51,440 Sorry, I know. I’m just... 30 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,440 I'm just a bit nervous about, you know... 31 00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:54,720 Mm, yeah. 32 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,530 Yeah, it’s okay. I understand. 33 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:59,150 But it will be fine. Okay? 34 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,450 I’m sure she’s really nice. 35 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:02,640 Yeah. 36 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,310 Anyways, first things first. 37 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,520 Let’s just make sure that we get on the same flight. 38 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,650 - [James laughs] - Okay? 39 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:09,110 I am not letting you out of my sight. 40 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,150 Don’t you worry. 41 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:11,730 - Thank you. - [passenger] {\i1}Yes! Yes!{\i0} 42 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:13,490 A thousand times, yes! 43 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:14,630 - [crowd applauds] - [Hayley] Aww... 44 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:17,200 You think you’d wait until you at least got there. 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,370 Innit? 46 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:21,510 Anyway, I feel like proposing at Christmas 47 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,460 is sort of just saying, like, “I didn’t know what to get ya." 48 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:25,670 Well, it’s a good thing I knew 49 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:26,960 just what to get you then, isn’t it? 50 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,250 Exactly. 51 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:29,850 - A Fitbit. - A Fitbit. 52 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:33,510 Mhm. I’m gonna use it to track how many steps it is 53 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:34,670 from my flat to yours. 54 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:36,780 It is the world’s least romantic present. 55 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:39,150 Well, I’ve only got you a card. 56 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:42,220 Okay, it’s the world’s second least romantic present. 57 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:45,530 I guess that depends what is written in the card. 58 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,450 - Doesn’t it? - Oh, really? 59 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:48,500 Yeah. 60 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,270 [Jack] We’ll have none of that, you two! 61 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,270 Grandpa! 62 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:53,170 Been bad enough with this pair. 63 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,900 Like a couple of randy wood pigeons. 64 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,160 Hubert! 65 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:58,510 - Hi Dad. - Mm. 66 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:01,200 - Hayley. - Your Lordship. 67 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,910 You’re looking good! 68 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:05,300 [laughs] Well, must be all that Californian sunshine. 69 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:06,910 How was the trip? 70 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,480 Well, longer than expected, but with good reason. 71 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,790 I picked up a little something on my travels. 72 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:12,900 Charming. 73 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,190 He makes me sound like something he got in duty-free. 74 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:16,550 - [Humphrey laughs] - Diane. 75 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,220 - James. - Hubert. 76 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:20,320 James. And this is Hayley. 77 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,220 Just Hayley. Hiya. 78 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:23,820 Nice to meet a fellow gold-digger. 79 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:27,480 - I’m joking, of course. - Oh. 80 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,810 It’s him who’s after my money. 81 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:31,730 It’s absolutely true. I am a ruthless opportunist. 82 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:35,170 - And so sexy... - Oh. [laughs] 83 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,490 - [Hayley] Right. - [James] Well. 84 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:40,240 Er, well anyway, er, 85 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,660 I guess we’re just now waiting for, for my lot. 86 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:46,080 - Bonjourno, senoritas! - [cheering] 87 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,260 Ah. 88 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,310 Ah. Aah! 89 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,840 - Hey! - I am so sorry we are late. 90 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,340 - Hello. - [kissing] 91 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:56,380 Blame your Dad’s directions! 92 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:58,800 Hey, I missed out the roadworks on the M42. 93 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,220 [Kath] No, you missed out the entire M42. 94 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,550 We spent an hour behind a road gritter in Redditch. 95 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,010 And I thought it was the Austrians 96 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,560 I was gonna have trouble understanding. 97 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,620 Diane, meet the Taylors. 98 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:11,500 You’ve done well there, old man. I thought she was your carer! 99 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,710 Yeah, it’s nice to see you too, Geoff. 100 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,860 - Yes. - I love your outfit! 101 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:18,440 Thank you. My stylist will be thrilled. 102 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,420 [sighs] Oh man. Mum would've loved all this. 103 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,740 No, Geoff, she wouldn’t. 104 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:25,550 She would've absolutely hated it. 105 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,140 I do miss her, you know, Kath. 106 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:28,960 She’s at your sister’s. 107 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:30,120 We’ll be back with her on New Year’s Eve. 108 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,120 Yeah. 109 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,500 [announcer] Final call for Flight 324 to Innsbruck. 110 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,840 Right then, troops. 111 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,590 As Santa said to Rudolph, let’s fly! 112 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,220 Ya-hey! Come on! 113 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:42,890 [Ant] What are we waiting for? Let’s go! 114 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,760 [Humphrey] It’ll be fine. Absolutely fine. 115 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,910 See? I told you, it’ll be fine. 116 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,100 Yeah. 117 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,100 - Yeah. - Yeah! 118 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,100 [Hayley giggles] 119 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,290 Come on! Come on! 120 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,290 [jaunty festive music] 121 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,050 [airplane engine roars] 122 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,560 Ah... you cannot leave an airport without a Toblerone. 123 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,120 Ooh. Are you opening that now? 124 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,120 No, course not, Geoff. 125 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,000 Listen, Gilet, 126 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,000 I hope your Dad’s alright about the whole booking thing. 127 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,400 It was good of him offering to take care of it all, 128 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,380 but we, well... 129 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,620 Kath, felt more comfortable if we looked after ourselves. 130 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:47,510 Honestly Geoff, it’s fine. 131 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,620 In the end we got a bit of a bargain. 132 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:52,120 Yeah, me mate’s got a few connections and sorted us out, 133 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,920 so... happy days! [laughs] 134 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,350 Wait, Gilet, where’s all the snow? 135 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,190 Woah! 136 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:04,630 Wait, Dad, is that our bus? 137 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,340 - [Ant] Are you serious? - [Dec] Let’s go! 138 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,550 [Geoff] No, no, wait! Wait, boys, wait! 139 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,060 [Ant] It’s got leather seats! 140 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,570 [Dec] And a telly! 141 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,950 - [Geoff] Look at that, eh? Woo! - [Ant & Dec laugh] 142 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,350 [Geoff] Hehe! Don't break anything. 143 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,940 - I reckon these seats go back... [Ant] Oh my god... 144 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:19,120 Oh{\i1}, {\i0}Geoff! 145 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:21,400 This is very well organised! 146 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,820 I’m not just a pretty face. 147 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,710 - Hey, Gilet. - [Kath] Look at this! 148 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,090 Er... 149 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,220 I think this one’s your lot's. 150 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,300 Well, we’re all going to the same place. 151 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,330 You guys get in this, we can take your luggage. 152 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:33,850 - We’ll see you up there. - [Geoff] Ah, cheers pal. 153 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:35,390 Er, see you at Hotel Bergschaf. 154 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:36,810 Schafberg. 155 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,180 Schaf-berg. 156 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:42,380 Are you gonna come with us? 157 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:45,550 No, I’m gonna wait for his Lordship. 158 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,650 Okay. See you later. 159 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:51,220 [Ant & Dec] Ooh-la-laa! A little love fest! 160 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,930 Sorry that took so long. 161 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,080 Came out of me like a racehorse. 162 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,540 Thank you, Jack, for that indelible image. 163 00:06:57,790 --> 00:06:58,810 What’s happening here? 164 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:00,910 Er, I told them to take the first one. 165 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,580 We can just follow in the one booked by... 166 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:06,710 Geoff. 167 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:08,260 [light-hearted music] 168 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,340 You’re joking, right? 169 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,800 [upbeat music] 170 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:16,970 [window squeaks] 171 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,680 - [tyres screeching] - [Diane] Aah! 172 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,860 â™Ș {\i1}A beautiful sight {\i0}â™Ș 173 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:28,690 â™Ș {\i1}We're happy tonight {\i0}â™Ș 174 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:31,990 â™Ș {\i1}Walkin' in a{\i0} {\i1}winter wonderland {\i0}â™Ș 175 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:37,120 â™Ș {\i1}Gone away{\i0} {\i1}is the bluebird {\i0}â™Ș 176 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:41,080 â™Ș {\i1}Here to stay{\i0} {\i1}is a new bird {\i0}â™Ș 177 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:43,040 â™Ș {\i1}He's singin'{\i0} {\i1}a song {\i0}â™Ș 178 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,080 â™Ș {\i1}As we go along {\i0}â™Ș 179 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:48,460 â™Ș {\i1}Walkin' in a{\i0} {\i1}winter wonderland {\i0}â™Ș 180 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:52,160 â™Ș {\i1}In the meadow we can{\i0} {\i1}build a snowman {\i0}â™Ș 181 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,790 â™Ș {\i1}And pretend that he's{\i0} {\i1}a Santa Claus {\i0}â™Ș 182 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:59,370 â™Ș {\i1}We'll have lots of fun{\i0} {\i1}with Mr Snowman {\i0}â™Ș 183 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:02,500 â™Ș {\i1}Till the other kiddies{\i0} {\i1}knock him down {\i0}â™Ș 184 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:06,090 â™Ș {\i1}When it snows,{\i0} {\i1}ain't it thrillin' {\i0}â™Ș 185 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:09,940 â™Ș {\i1}Though your nose{\i0} {\i1}gets a chillin' {\i0}â™Ș 186 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,970 â™Ș {\i1}We'll frolic and play {\i0}â™Ș 187 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:13,890 â™Ș {\i1}The eskimo way {\i0}â™Ș 188 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:16,620 â™Ș {\i1}Walkin' in a{\i0} {\i1}winter wonderland {\i0}â™Ș 189 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:19,370 Bloody hell! 190 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,060 It’s not often I say this Geoff, 191 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:24,000 but you have absolutely pulled this out of the bag. 192 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:25,830 [Geoff] Er, heads up... 193 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:27,710 Good afternoon, Sir! 194 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,250 Hello. 195 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,170 I’m just checking this is definitely Hotel, erm... 196 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:34,340 Schafberg. 197 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:36,260 Sheep Mountain. 198 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,600 Wow. 199 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,790 Right, okay, haha! 200 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,000 Well, er, we’re er... 201 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,460 I will stop you there, Sir, 202 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:45,890 and tell you exactly who you are. 203 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,270 Eh? 204 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,630 You are... 205 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:49,860 our guests! 206 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,510 [Gerhard] It’s a title we consider 207 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:52,730 more important than friend, 208 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,100 more sacred than family and more intimate than lover. 209 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,160 Ooh! 210 00:08:57,610 --> 00:08:58,470 [Gerhard] It's an honour 211 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,950 to welcome you to Hotel Schafberg. 212 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:02,960 Come, come, come, come! 213 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,540 The time of your life awaits! 214 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:05,900 - [Ant & Dec laugh] - He’s friendly. 215 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,110 [Ant] This is massive! 216 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:08,460 [Dec] This is sick! That’s what it is. 217 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,210 [triumphant music] 218 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,380 Here we have the restaurant. 219 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,130 [Kath] Bloody hell! 220 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,550 The pool... 221 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,100 [Ant & Dec] Bloody hell! 222 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,100 Sky bar... 223 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,020 [Kaye] Bloody hell! 224 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,320 And the apartment suite. 225 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,220 Your home away from home. 226 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,030 Bloody hell! 227 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,370 Look at the Christmas tree! 228 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:43,770 Look at them baubles. 229 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:46,040 I’m more of a Travelodge man myself. 230 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,750 [Kaye] Danke Shun, Gerhard! 231 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,500 {\an8}[speaking German] 232 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,550 I didn’t know you spoke German, Aunty Kaye. 233 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,320 I’ve become a master on Duolingo. 234 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,320 Ooh. 235 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,880 {\an8}[speaking German] 236 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:00,930 [sighs] 237 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,720 [giggling] 238 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,130 Everything is included. 239 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,130 And for anything else... 240 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:09,310 just ask for Gerhard. 241 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,560 Danke schön, Gerhard! 242 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:13,150 It’s my deepest pleasure. 243 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:17,050 It's not every day that we get to accommodate 244 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,180 British aristocracy. 245 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,240 [suspenseful music] 246 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,450 You know, I did not understand one word that man said. 247 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,120 Not one word. 248 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,210 [sighs] 249 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,680 - Geoff. - Nice bed. 250 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,390 How much did you say you paid for this place? 251 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:48,230 Fifteen hundred euros all in. 252 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,810 Right. And how likely is it, 253 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:59,030 on a scale of ‘eins’ to ‘not very bloody likely’, 254 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,770 that this is the hotel that you booked for us? 255 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,080 [exhales] I dunno. 256 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,200 'Drei’? 257 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:09,450 Fifteen hundred euros? 258 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:10,610 A ‘drei’? 259 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:13,570 That bathroom is bigger than the Tesco Express! 260 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,040 Okay, look... 261 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,050 I think I might know what’s happened here. 262 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,780 Hotel Bergschaf? 263 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,760 Berg-Schaf, Schaf-Berg. 264 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,430 It’s almost right. 265 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,010 Almost right? 266 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,000 This is what happens when you book a holiday 267 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,380 through Darren down the Tuns 268 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:34,000 instead of going to a proper travel agent 269 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,260 like I told you to! 270 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,420 Darren was a proper travel agent back in the day. 271 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,510 Yeah, before he went to prison! 272 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:39,890 Well, he sorted us a bargain! 273 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,100 No, no. He has sorted us the wrong hotel. 274 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,600 Hotel Bergschaf is not Hotel Schafberg, is it? 275 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,890 I don’t know! I’m not Austrian, am I!? 276 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,560 You know what? You had one job! 277 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:54,020 Yeah, and that job was to book a holiday for the entire family 278 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:55,320 with a bunch of millionaires 279 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,790 in the middle of the bloody Alps! 280 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,950 I’m an ice cream van man, Kath! 281 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,950 A good one. Some say the best. 282 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,430 But I’m not Richard frickin’ Branson, am I? 283 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,950 If we’d have just taken Humph up on his offer, then... 284 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,660 Oh, no, no, no, no. Do not start with that. 285 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,500 We are not a charity, Geoff. 286 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:10,870 It's... erm... 287 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:12,640 They’re still not here. 288 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:13,940 Do you think something’s happened? 289 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,270 Well, are you gonna tell her or shall I? 290 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:20,650 What? 291 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,570 [James] Hotel Bergschaf. 292 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,720 [driver] Home of the Mountain Sheep. 293 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,740 - Unbelievable! {\i1}- {\i0}This is not what I booked. 294 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:30,490 Humphrey, it would be literally insane if that wasn’t the case. 295 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:31,940 [chickens clucking] 296 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,250 [Diane] Sir... 297 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,480 I’m sorry. This isn’t our luggage. 298 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,240 This isn’t our hotel. 299 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,920 This isn’t a hotel. 300 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,510 Not your luggage? 301 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,220 Not your hotel? 302 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,630 Not my problem. 303 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,200 [ram bleating] 304 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,000 Excuse me. Won’t you kindly point me 305 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:49,430 in the direction of the manager’s office? 306 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,020 [Diane] Thank you. 307 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,480 I’ll handle this, boys. 308 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,310 [jaunty music] 309 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,270 [bleating] 310 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:01,980 [knocking] 311 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,240 Hello? 312 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,450 [door creaks] 313 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,990 [bell rings] 314 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,650 Hi. Can I help? 315 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:17,900 Oh god. 316 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,150 I’m the manager. 317 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,280 You have problems with your driver? 318 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,370 Yes, yes. Very good. Very droll. 319 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,800 - Also the chef, the gardener - any problems, you come to me. 320 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:33,420 This is the Hotel Bergschaf and we need the Hotel Schafberg! 321 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,130 - Dad... - Humphrey, stop shouting. 322 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,270 There’s a blizzard on its way. You stay here tonight. 323 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,800 Humphrey, call the hotel. 324 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,380 Tell them who you are. 325 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,760 They’ll send us a snow truck. 326 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,890 There’s no signal. 327 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,280 Oh, I must say, I like the sound of a snow truck. 328 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,270 Do you have the internet? 329 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,060 - [James] Christ, Dad! - Darling, you’re shouting again. 330 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:56,200 No internet. No signal. No travelling tonight! 331 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,370 Guys, we will be fine staying here for one night, I am sure. 332 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:00,440 Uh... 333 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,610 I for one would like to go on record 334 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:02,990 as saying I'm far from sure about that. 335 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,550 Oh, no, no, no, no. 336 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,920 You don’t stay here, mein FrĂ€ulein. 337 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,890 This is my house. Follow me. 338 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,720 [light-hearted music] 339 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,220 - [ram bleating] - Toilets. 340 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,920 Oh wow! 341 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,130 [bleating] 342 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,440 Jesus! The horns on him! 343 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:23,670 [owner] Klaus. 344 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:24,680 Sorry? 345 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,990 His name is Klaus. 346 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,740 This gate remains closed at all times. Understood? 347 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:35,120 Well, shouldn’t Klaus just be tied up? 348 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:37,750 He was here first. 349 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,670 Maybe it’s you who should be tied up. 350 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,950 I hope you’re not expecting us to stay in there? 351 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,670 No, of course not. 352 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,220 This is for my snow plough. 353 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,300 You stay here. 354 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,850 Like it? 355 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,060 I’ve got to learn how to swear in German. 356 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,570 [bag drops to floor] 357 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,650 Bloody hell. 358 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:13,310 Oh good. We’re staying in the Dark Ages. 359 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,520 What’s for dinner? The bubonic plague? 360 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,950 I’ve slept in worse. 361 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,020 You have? 362 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,370 Only during the war in Dhofar, mind you. 363 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,780 [James] Well, you have to admit, it is rather festive. 364 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,820 Mm... 365 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,490 What, no room at the inn, so we’re staying in a stable? 366 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,490 Exactly. 367 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,880 If only I could locate three wise men. 368 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,250 I’m sorry, but who on earth 369 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,310 would book to stay in a place like this? 370 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,520 Now that is flipping gorgeous. 371 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,440 Hey sexy. 372 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,220 Just checking you’ve got to 373 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,260 wherever the hell it is Dad booked into. 374 00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:50,970 I’m so sorry this has happened. 375 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,010 We’re not saying that it has actually happened, 376 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,390 but let’s just say, hypothetically, 377 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,190 there had been a little bit of a mix-up 378 00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,460 and we needed to be somewhere else tonight, 379 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,790 is there any way that your transport could sort that? 380 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,690 It pains me to use this word, {\i1}gnĂ€dige Frau,{\i0} 381 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,000 but er, the answer is no. 382 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:13,630 Big snow’s on its way, so the roads will be closed. 383 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,430 You have a problem? 384 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,040 In that case, no, no. Not at all. 385 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,170 We just had a little bit of a mix-up 386 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,270 with the bags at the airport. 387 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:25,500 And I know that it’s only been a few hours, 388 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,980 but hey - I miss ya. 389 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,930 Oh and just give us a call when you get this. Okay? 390 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:32,740 [giggles] Love you. 391 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:35,890 Wow. 392 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,490 Beautiful, isn’t it? 393 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:40,910 Yeah, I’ve never seen anything like it. 394 00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:43,870 I feel like, erm, like I’m in a Bond film. 395 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,620 You literally are. 396 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,380 They filmed Spectre just over there. 397 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,900 Wow! 398 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:50,900 But if you ask me, 399 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,920 it just wasn’t a patch on The Spy Who Loved Me. 400 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,080 - I’ve lost you haven’t I? - Mm, yeah. 401 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,040 Yeah, sorry. 402 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,120 I’ve actually never watched 403 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,600 a Bond film all the way through. 404 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,100 Have I seen you before? 405 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,230 Your face looks very familiar. 406 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,010 Oh, were you at Henley this year for the Regatta? 407 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,380 Oh, nah. 408 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,340 I’m actually allergic to horses. 409 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:12,730 [laughs] 410 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,900 Gosh, you’re so funny. 411 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,530 And it’s definitely your first time here? 412 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:18,780 Mhm. 413 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200 It’s me first time up a mountain. 414 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,370 - What about you? - God, no. 415 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:28,000 No, my family have holidayed here since time immemorial. 416 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:33,170 But it’s nice to be reminded not to take it for granted. 417 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,740 Bea... 418 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,450 Taylor... Hayley Taylor. 419 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:39,930 [laughs] Okay, I see what you did there. 420 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,180 Well, maybe I’ll see you around for a drink, Hayley Taylor. 421 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,810 Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. 422 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:53,270 {\an8}[speaking German] 423 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,690 And as for your clothes, do not say another word. 424 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,580 I will have outfits sent to your room. 425 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,070 I'm an excellent judge of size. 426 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:10,330 Oh... Danke schön, Gerhard. 427 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:15,110 Right, nobody is going anywhere tonight. 428 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,320 Yes! 429 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,620 Uh, uh, uh, uh... 430 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,410 So we just need to stay put 431 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:21,430 and keep our heads down. Capiche? 432 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,060 Yeah. Capiche. 433 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,720 [jaunty music] 434 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,540 Cannonball! 435 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,810 - Cannonball! - Cannonball! 436 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:31,770 Is that...? 437 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,690 - You are kidding me. - [Kaye laughs] 438 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,740 - Woo! - [Kath] Low profile! 439 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,900 I think that ship’s sailed, love. 440 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,240 - [Kaye laughs] - [kids shouting] 441 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:45,120 [heartwarming music] 442 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,580 [door slams shut] 443 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,320 He wasn’t wrong about that blizzard. 444 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,870 Right then, if we’re going to stay warm, 445 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,240 we’re going to have to dip into the Taylor’s suitcases. 446 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,950 Oh, well they’re a laid-back bunch. 447 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,350 I don’t think they’ll mind. 448 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720 I might. 449 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,120 - What is she - a magician’s assistant? 450 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,380 I’ve seen more tasteful outfits at Cirque Du Soleil. 451 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,750 My darling, trust me, 452 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,420 you would look magic in anything. 453 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,380 [Diane] Oh, you and that British charm... 454 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,900 Come on... Something... 455 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,400 Yes! Yes! 456 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,740 [elegant music] 457 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:24,740 Oh... 458 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,790 Ooh. 459 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,170 [gasps] 460 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,750 [phone ringing] 461 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,530 - James! - [James] {\i1}Hayley!{\i0} 462 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,200 Oh my god. 463 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,750 It’s happened again, hasn’t it? 464 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,460 [James] {\i1}Put it this way.{\i0} {\i1}I have got...{\i0} 465 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,180 an incredible sense of dĂ©jĂ  vu. 466 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,020 Or whatever that is in German. 467 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,630 [Hayley laughs] 468 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,340 Is it... is it alright where you are? 469 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:59,010 Erm... I mean... yeah. 470 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,840 If your definition of alright 471 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,010 includes sleeping in a mouldy barn 472 00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,180 and using toilets that would 473 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,560 make the bogs at Glastonbury blush. 474 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,870 Are you serious? 475 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:10,500 Oh my god! I am gonna... I’m gonna kill my dad! 476 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,980 No, erm, it’s fine. I’m joking. It’s lovely. 477 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,290 It’s really... it’s really... 478 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,400 charming. 479 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,400 [Humphrey] A brussel sprout. 480 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,780 [James] {\i1}Erm, but look,{\i0} {\i1}don’t worry.{\i0} 481 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,370 You guys stay there and... 482 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,660 and we’ll be over in the morning. 483 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,870 [James] {\i1}And we’ll sort{\i0} {\i1}it all out.{\i0} 484 00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,050 Okay. 485 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,730 Oh, and we’ve got your suitcases. 486 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:32,180 Er, yeah, we realised. 487 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,560 But don’t worry. 488 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,260 - We have a Plan B. - [Hayley] {\i1}I forgot how you lot{\i0} 489 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,050 had all your matching luggage. 490 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,800 - [Hayley] {\i1}You bloody poshoes.{\i0} - Yeah. 491 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,990 Hey... 492 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,110 Hubert James Hughes. 493 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:49,910 Can I sleep in one of your tops? 494 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,540 [James] Of course. 495 00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:54,160 And can I borrow your toothbrush? 496 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,880 No, I think the hotel can provide you with one of those. 497 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,960 Well, you can sleep in my PJs if you like? 498 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:03,320 I think my dad would have a heart attack 499 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,330 if he saw me in your “I heart cuddles” top. 500 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:08,340 [dramatic music] 501 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:11,510 [Hayley gasps] 502 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:12,890 Hayley? 503 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,560 Are you there? 504 00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:17,590 Er, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I’m here. 505 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:21,400 - Er... How is the... - James, erm... 506 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,090 I, I’ve gotta go. 507 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,700 We’ve got a dinner... engagement. 508 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,110 Okay. 509 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,320 Well, enjoy. 510 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,770 Erm... 511 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:32,890 - Thanks. - Love you. 512 00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:35,080 - I love you too. Bye. - Bye. 513 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,420 [tense music] 514 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,170 Bloody hell. 515 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,970 [sighs] 516 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,680 [Humphrey] Right, I’m going to freshen up before dinner. 517 00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:57,640 Oh, my washbag’s in my suitcase. 518 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,440 You haven’t got yours, have you Hubert? 519 00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:02,820 Yes, it’s in my hand luggage. One sec. 520 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,380 You don’t think there’s any chance 521 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,840 this could be one of those random, 522 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,550 off the beaten track places you hear about 523 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,700 that turns out to have three Michelin stars? 524 00:22:10,910 --> 00:22:12,780 [Jack] Not a bad fit actually. 525 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,540 Mm. 526 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,620 â™Ș {\i1}Snow is snowin' {\i0}â™Ș 527 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,790 â™Ș {\i1}The wind is blowin' {\i0}â™Ș 528 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,950 {\i1}â™Ș But I can weather... â™Ș{\i0} 529 00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:26,070 Ooh. 530 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:27,530 â™Ș {\i1}the storm {\i0}â™Ș 531 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:32,970 â™Ș {\i1}What do I care how much{\i0} {\i1}it may storm {\i0}â™Ș 532 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,680 â™Ș {\i1}I've got my love{\i0} {\i1}to keep me warm {\i0}â™Ș 533 00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:40,310 Ah. 534 00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:43,020 â™Ș {\i1}I can't remember... {\i0}â™Ș 535 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,400 Not a bad fit at all. 536 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,640 It just don’t feel right. 537 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,720 Us here like this while they’re in some dump somewhere. 538 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,780 It’s just... No, no. 539 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,270 I know what you mean. Fill it up, cheers. 540 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:58,020 Relax, sis. 541 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,370 There’s nowt we can do about it tonight. 542 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:03,540 We may as well sit back and enjoy. 543 00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:06,030 Anyway, James said the place they’re in 544 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,910 is actually really nice. 545 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,930 Well, there you go, love! 546 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:11,620 I’m sure they’re living it up over there 547 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,390 just as much as we are here! 548 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,640 I’m more of a ‘one fork’ man myself. 549 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:20,060 Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served. 550 00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:21,520 [clang] 551 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:25,470 - Guten Appetit. - Fantastic. 552 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,220 There goes the Michelin star. 553 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:30,220 Well, on the bright side, it’s not the bubonic plague. 554 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:33,140 In the morning I shall take you to Hotel Schafberg. 555 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:36,180 No, I’m sure the hotel will send us a snow truck. 556 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:39,330 Klaus and I must travel regardless. 557 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:42,900 In the evening we parade for the children 558 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,730 in Christmas costumes. 559 00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,880 Are you Santa Claus and his reindeer? 560 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:49,590 Krampus. 561 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:51,470 Krampus? 562 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,680 [sinister music] 563 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,510 Krampus. 564 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,760 Oh my god. 565 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,580 When Saint Nicholas comes with gifts 566 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,600 for those who have been good, 567 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,150 Krampus walks behind and punishes those who have not. 568 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:10,930 Punishes? 569 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:17,030 Every year, children lie awake in fear. 570 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,710 They can feel his presence in the shadows. 571 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,530 - They can hear... - [sinister footsteps] 572 00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:28,210 - his footsteps... - [sinister footsteps] 573 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,550 on the ground. 574 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,880 And they can sense... 575 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:37,850 the switching of his whip. 576 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:44,230 Tomorrow, I become Krampus. 577 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:47,310 Why... 578 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:49,360 Why do you do that? 579 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,280 Because... 580 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:54,110 mein Freund, 581 00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:58,370 it’s Christmas. 582 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,660 Argh! 583 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,610 [wind howls] 584 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,260 [door creaks & slams] 585 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,300 We can lock that door from the inside, right? 586 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,580 [lounge music] 587 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:20,640 - Hey. - Hey. 588 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:22,870 Check out them loos. 589 00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:24,790 They’ve got proper little towels to dry your hands on. 590 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,420 Oooh! Fancy! 591 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,940 You’re in a good mood. 592 00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:30,400 I thought you’d be as annoyed at me as your mum is. 593 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,630 [sighs] Well, let’s just say 594 00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:34,010 I have found something 595 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,200 very interesting in James’s washbag. 596 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:39,570 Okay. And it's, erm... 597 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,270 you know, something you can tell your old man about 598 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:43,600 or is it a bit, erm...? 599 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,660 It’s a ring. 600 00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:45,860 I don’t wanna know. 601 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,920 No, Dad, ew! No, an engagement ring. 602 00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:50,210 Oh! 603 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,990 Oh, bloody hell! 604 00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:53,910 Does he not know what to get you for Christmas or something? 605 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,720 I know, right? I literally told him to get me a Fitbit. 606 00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:58,080 Well, he hasn’t asked me permission yet, 607 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:58,990 but if he does, 608 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,950 I’ll tell him the same thing as the last fella. 609 00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:03,210 Dowry is 900 quid and a bag of chips. 610 00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:05,180 - Oh, shut up. - And... 611 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,930 that they’re asking the wrong bloke. 612 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,130 because I don’t think there's a man out there 613 00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:11,190 who truly deserves to marry my daughter. 614 00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:12,730 Hm. 615 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,650 Well, James does come pretty close, mind. 616 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,900 Yeah. He’s pretty special. 617 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,140 I just, I can’t explain it. 618 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,890 It feels like we’re on the same wavelength. 619 00:26:22,090 --> 00:26:22,930 Well, there you go! 620 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:25,330 When you know, you know. I’ve always said it. 621 00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,020 First time I asked your mum, 622 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,150 it just felt like the most natural thing in the world. 623 00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:30,830 Wait - the first time? 624 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,400 Oh yeah, no, she turned me down the first time. 625 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,450 [chuckles] 626 00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:37,010 We had only been going out ten days, mind you. 627 00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:38,910 But what can I say, you know, 628 00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:40,410 - when you know, you know. - When you know, you know. 629 00:26:40,610 --> 00:26:41,620 Exactly. [laughs] 630 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:44,540 Hey, keep this under your hat, okay? 631 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:46,600 Hey, my lips... 632 00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:52,310 are sealed. 633 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,280 Hey... 634 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,070 I love you. 635 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:02,780 [kissing] 636 00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:04,490 I love you too. 637 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,200 [squeals] 638 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,370 â™Ș {\i1}You make me happy {\i0}â™Ș 639 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,790 â™Ș {\i1}I dance with glee {\i0}â™Ș 640 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:14,860 And from the moment we met, 641 00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:16,990 well, I knew I wanted your father 642 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:21,300 on an intellectual, spiritual, primal physical level. 643 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,510 Gosh, that’s a bit... 644 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:25,410 That’s a lot. 645 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,960 And I am very good at getting what the ‘F’ I want. 646 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,000 She literally wrote the book on it. 647 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,210 My book! It’s called ‘How To Get What The ‘F’ You Want’. 648 00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:33,340 Have I said? 649 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:35,130 - No, you did. Yeah. - [Diane laughs] 650 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:36,420 Well, enough about me 651 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:40,030 and my boring old ‘New York Times Bestseller’. 652 00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:44,180 So tell me more about you and Hayley? 653 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,140 Do we hear wedding bells? 654 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:47,950 [laughs] Er, no. 655 00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,160 Not yet, anyway. 656 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:51,900 She was very clear about that. 657 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:55,320 And career-wise, the wannabe actor 658 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,210 is making a leap to budding filmmaker. 659 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,240 Is that still the plan? 660 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,850 Er, well, you know, I’m heading in that direction. 661 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,970 We watched your short film. It was... 662 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:08,500 very good. 663 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:10,000 [Diane] Can I be brutally honest? 664 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,040 Can I say no? 665 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,090 I didn’t get it. 666 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,980 But then again, I’ve never been one for ‘fiction’. 667 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:16,050 Anyway, on that subject, 668 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,380 Diane and I would like to discuss 669 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:20,470 an early Christmas present with you. 670 00:28:20,670 --> 00:28:21,470 [Diane giggles] 671 00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:25,720 I’m assuming you’ve heard of The American College of Film. 672 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,870 The best film school in the world. 673 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,480 Of course. Yeah. 674 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,700 Well, Diane has a friend. 675 00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,690 He’s on the board of trustees. 676 00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:36,320 We showed him your little film. He liked it. 677 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,960 Long story short, 678 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,610 how would you like a place 679 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:41,530 on their 12 month directing course 680 00:28:41,730 --> 00:28:43,970 - once you graduate in March? - [Diane laughs] 681 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:44,970 Really? 682 00:28:45,170 --> 00:28:46,140 Really. 683 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,930 But The American College of Film, that’s in L.A. 684 00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:51,420 Last time I checked. 685 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:54,460 I shall be spending more time out there too next year, 686 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:55,920 for obvious reasons. 687 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,980 - Ooh... - [Humphrey chuckles] Mm... 688 00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:02,610 We could get a “pad” together. That’d be fun. 689 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,570 Guys, this is amazing. Wow. 690 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,870 Thank you. 691 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,240 What about Hayley? 692 00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:14,310 Well, I don’t know what she’s got planned. 693 00:29:14,510 --> 00:29:15,460 Might she want to come too? 694 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,040 Mm, yeah. 695 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:22,130 I mean, it is a really amazing opportunity. 696 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:25,420 I just need to speak with Hayley about it first. 697 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:27,840 [wind howling] 698 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:30,010 [lounge music] 699 00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:34,140 [Ant & Dec humming the wedding march tune] 700 00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:35,840 [Geoff] What did I just say? 701 00:29:36,030 --> 00:29:37,940 - [Kath] That’s it{\i1}.{\i0} {\i1}- {\i0}[Geoff] Where are you going? 702 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,230 - [Kate singing jubilantly] - Oh! 703 00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:42,550 Oh my god, Dad! 704 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:45,530 Don’t worry love. It won't go further than the family. 705 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:47,780 I hear congratulations are in order. 706 00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:50,030 Oh, thanks. 707 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,770 - Hey, listen up everybody! - Kaye! 708 00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:55,210 - My niece is getting engaged! - Stop it. 709 00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:57,020 [cheering & applause] 710 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:58,190 Bloody hell! 711 00:29:58,390 --> 00:30:00,000 [cheering & applause] 712 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,400 So proud of you! 713 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,550 - [cork pops] - [cheering] 714 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,220 [laughter] 715 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,720 [wind howling] 716 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:19,310 - [tense music] - [gate creaks and clanks] 717 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,230 [door slams & creaks] 718 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,410 [James sighs] 719 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:32,740 Right-o. 720 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,620 [light-hearted music] 721 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,500 [romantic music] 722 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:48,050 James... Oh, what you doing? 723 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:52,550 Will you, Hayley Taylor, 724 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,510 marry me, James Hughes? 725 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,480 [squeals] Yeah! 726 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:02,130 [giggles, gasps] 727 00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:03,760 Oh, this is... 728 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,650 Oh, this is such a surprise! Oh! 729 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,570 Oh my gosh, I mean... 730 00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:09,900 Yes... I mean, of course I will! 731 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,350 What? No... 732 00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:13,530 [gasps] 733 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,280 Oh my god! 734 00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:17,410 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! 735 00:31:17,830 --> 00:31:19,500 [dramatic music] 736 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,710 A seminar with James Cameron... 737 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,380 [door creaks] 738 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,260 [dramatic music] 739 00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:31,680 Hello? 740 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,430 Bloody Krampus. 741 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,420 - [door slams] - [bleating] 742 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:40,540 - Ah! - [thud] 743 00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:41,690 [gasps] 744 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:46,150 Shit! [gasps] 745 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:50,570 Shit! 746 00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:00,410 Okay, it’ll be here somewhere. 747 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,330 Okay... 748 00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:09,030 Oh my god, oh my god! 749 00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:11,010 {\an8}[speaking German] 750 00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:14,300 Erm... a ring? 751 00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,370 - Ring? - [Hayley] {\i1}Eine, eine {\i0}ring? 752 00:32:16,570 --> 00:32:18,310 I’ve lost {\i1}eine {\i0}ring. 753 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,720 Oh, you lost a ring? 754 00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:22,250 Yes! Si, si, oui... yes, yes. 755 00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:25,300 Erm, like, from, like there... to here. 756 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,940 Oh, I’ll help you. 757 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,320 Danke schön, very much. 758 00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,530 Yes, so... 759 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:40,790 [groaning] 760 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,960 [gasps] Unbelievable. 761 00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:49,710 [wind howling] 762 00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:57,390 [suspenseful music] 763 00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:04,560 Klaus? 764 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,270 Klaus? 765 00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:13,110 Klaus! 766 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,780 Klaus... 767 00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:20,370 - [bleating] - Jesus! 768 00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:23,040 Hey, boy. 769 00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:24,870 - Hey Klaus... - [bleating] 770 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,460 Okay. 771 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:28,460 Okay, Klaus. 772 00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:31,000 - [bleating] - Hey. 773 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:33,380 [James] Friendly. 774 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:36,760 Will you please go into your home? 775 00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:39,300 - [bleating] - Klaus, er... 776 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,220 Speaken zie English? 777 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,060 Please, goat. 778 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:48,730 Please, he'll kill us. 779 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,280 - [grunting] - Come on! 780 00:33:53,570 --> 00:33:54,650 - Bloody hell! - [grunting] 781 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,610 Bloody hell, you’re strong! 782 00:33:58,740 --> 00:33:59,950 [bleating] 783 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,620 Right. 784 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:03,990 There has to be something. 785 00:34:04,330 --> 00:34:05,500 [gasps] Ooh... 786 00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:07,460 What? 787 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,880 Oh... 788 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,240 Ha. 789 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,460 [bleating] 790 00:34:15,670 --> 00:34:17,010 [sighs] 791 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:20,430 Oh... 792 00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:23,560 Ooh. 793 00:34:27,430 --> 00:34:29,190 - FrĂ€ulein! - Mm? 794 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,020 Is this what you want? 795 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,420 Yes... 796 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:34,510 - Yes! - [man] Yes? 797 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,720 - [Hayley] Yes, yes, yes! {\i1}- {\i0}[man] Ooh... 798 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,740 [woman speaking Italian] 799 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,430 [upbeat music] 800 00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:42,160 [Hayley and the man laughing] 801 00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:44,310 [family speaking Italian] 802 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:45,940 Ooh, mwah, mwah! 803 00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:48,730 Oh, you with this ring! Brilliant! 804 00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,860 [woman] Congratulations! So romantic. 805 00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:51,980 We took a photo of you. 806 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,460 We thought you’d really like to... 807 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:59,090 [laughter] 808 00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:05,560 Hey! Don’t judge me! 809 00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:08,140 - He’s very sexy! [laughter] 810 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,100 [laughter] 811 00:35:10,390 --> 00:35:12,350 Danke schön, very much. 812 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:14,110 Ah! [sighs] 813 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,730 Come on... 814 00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:22,070 Oh, how does that smell? 815 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:23,870 It’s good. 816 00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:26,790 Come on... 817 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,290 Just a little bit further. 818 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,000 [bleating] 819 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,010 [bleating] 820 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,900 [Diane] All I’m saying is if we’d asked the hotel, 821 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:15,190 they probably would have sent a snow truck by now. 822 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:18,400 Actually, I’m rather taken with the idea of a snow truck. 823 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,320 - Mm. - [horn beeps] 824 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,050 [light-hearted music] 825 00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:26,640 Where are we gonna sit? 826 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,390 [bleating] 827 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:31,350 No. No way. Uh-uh. 828 00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:33,270 Not gonna happen. 829 00:36:33,850 --> 00:36:35,350 [light-hearted music] 830 00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:37,970 [Klaus breaks wind] 831 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,180 Oh god! 832 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,380 Oh, that’s been happening all morning. 833 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,930 Must be something he ate. 834 00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:43,320 [Jack laughs] 835 00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:46,740 I might throw up. Oh, that’s terrible. 836 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,370 - Ooh. - Oh, help me. 837 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,950 Not long now, eh? 838 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:55,210 Okay. Oh, hooo... 839 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,210 - I'm just gonna... - Oh. 840 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,680 Morning. 841 00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:07,140 Everything okay? 842 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:08,850 - Gerard! - Gerhard. 843 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,140 That was the best breakfast I have ever had. 844 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,000 Oh, it’s still in the morning but my day is already a success. 845 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,000 [Geoff laughs] 846 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,510 I just hope you all have left enough room 847 00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:20,070 for tonight’s Christmas dinner. 848 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,280 Bit early, aren’t you? It’s still only Christmas Eve. 849 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,860 It’s not early for us. 850 00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:25,600 Here in Tyrol we enjoy Christmas dinner 851 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,260 late on the evening of the 24th. 852 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:28,270 Oh. 853 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:31,450 There will be fireworks and then a feast. 854 00:37:31,870 --> 00:37:33,440 We can’t have Christmas dinner 855 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,770 the night before Christmas, Geoff! 856 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:35,860 I can. 857 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:37,420 - [Gerhard sighs] - [Geoff] You heard the boss. 858 00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:39,280 We’ll have to give it a miss, G man. 859 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,960 You can’t mess with tradition. 860 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:42,320 It’s a pity. 861 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,280 It’s also custom to serve and eat 862 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,680 13 different types of dessert. 863 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,500 Although I’ve always said you should be open 864 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,160 to other people’s traditions. 865 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,920 When in Rome, eh, Grandad? 866 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,500 Book us in Gerry, my boy! 867 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,050 Rome isn’t in Austria, you know, Geoff. 868 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,760 Christmas dinner on Christmas Eve? It’s just not right. 869 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,400 Hey, you’ll not end up on Santa’s naughty list, Kath. 870 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,610 Definitely Italy. 871 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,650 [Grandad] It was on The Chase the other night. 872 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,950 - Oh! They’re here! - [Geoff] Hey, oh... 873 00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:11,990 Hiya! 874 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,520 Ey up, Humph! 875 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,980 Dad, he can’t hear ya. 876 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:17,160 Oh. 877 00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:20,540 [distant grumbling] 878 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:23,050 They don’t look very happy. 879 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,010 [heartwarming music] 880 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:27,120 [James] This place is amazing, Dad! 881 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,830 Oh, it feels so nice to finally be here. 882 00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:33,350 Well, we can only apologise for the mix-up caused by my 883 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,040 quite frankly bellend of a husband. 884 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,170 - Bit harsh. - [Diane] I'm sorry, 885 00:38:37,370 --> 00:38:38,900 I’m still struggling with the accent. 886 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,090 What is a bellend? 887 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,090 - Oh! It's the... - Don’t worry about the mix-up. 888 00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:43,110 These things happen. 889 00:38:46,570 --> 00:38:49,050 Right, well we can, er, just get our coats 890 00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:50,430 and get out of your hair then. 891 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:51,560 Oh, thank you. 892 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,730 Oh nonsense. You can’t leave yet. 893 00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:57,020 No, we can at least get out on the slopes together first. 894 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,060 That is why we’re here after all. 895 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:01,540 Well, er, if we’re doing that, 896 00:39:01,830 --> 00:39:06,530 then we have a little something for everyone to wear aprĂšs-ski! 897 00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:07,740 [laughter, cross-talk] 898 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:09,050 Now, Diane... 899 00:39:10,470 --> 00:39:12,540 I had to go to print before information of your name 900 00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:13,620 had filtered through to me, 901 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:14,970 so, er... 902 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:16,680 I had to improvise. 903 00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:19,520 Well, no... I did tell him your name. 904 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:21,840 Well, thank you. 905 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,960 What woman doesn’t dream of being defined solely 906 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,360 by their relationship with a man? 907 00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:26,800 You’re welcome. 908 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,440 Right, give us a hand, boys. 909 00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:31,820 - Er, sorry Gilet, er... - [Ant] Here you go, Hayley. 910 00:39:32,530 --> 00:39:34,910 I’m afraid there’s no sweatshirt for you. 911 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,580 Oh, really? 912 00:39:36,830 --> 00:39:39,080 There’s this instead! Ha ha! 913 00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:41,000 - Hey hey! - [cheering] 914 00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:43,540 Aww. That really is a gilet. 915 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,000 Why do they call him Gilet? 916 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,210 Oh, it’s a long story. 917 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,420 When we first met him, he were wearing a gilet. 918 00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:52,510 So, not that long then. 919 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,660 Right! Er, well, those slaloms won’t slalom themselves! 920 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,830 Hey hey! Come on then... 921 00:39:59,030 --> 00:39:59,930 Come on, let’s go! 922 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:01,480 [upbeat music] 923 00:40:11,950 --> 00:40:13,410 I think you’ve got the passes. 924 00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:16,980 [gasps] 925 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:20,020 Earth to James. The pass... have you got the passes? 926 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,610 Oh, sorry. Sorry. Here you go. 927 00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:24,370 - Are you alright? - Yeah, I’m just... 928 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,240 [Hayley] Oh... are you worried you won’t cut it 929 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:27,320 as my ski instructor? 930 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,420 [James] [laughs] No, I just... 931 00:40:30,170 --> 00:40:33,590 I need to ask you something and... when we’re alone. 932 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,510 Hey, well I wouldn’t worry. 933 00:40:36,050 --> 00:40:38,600 I think you’ll get the answer you’re looking for. 934 00:40:41,350 --> 00:40:43,230 - [Geoff] Right, in we go. - [Diane] Need help there? 935 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,210 Er, I think we’re gonna take the next one. 936 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:48,270 You know, see the views. Just us two. 937 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,010 Ooh... 938 00:40:50,210 --> 00:40:51,320 Very romantic. 939 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:52,930 Shut up. 940 00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:54,640 Hey, Gilet! 941 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,410 - [James] Oh! - [Hayley] No! 942 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,280 Boys! Come on. 943 00:40:58,700 --> 00:40:59,940 - Get in! - Give us a chance. 944 00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:02,520 You need to get on. You need to get on, now! 945 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,310 Do you wanna be a shish kebab? Yeah, I didn’t think so. 946 00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,460 [James] Boys, it’s about to close. 947 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:06,550 [Geoff] Get in here now! 948 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:07,920 [crosstalk, bickering] 949 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,300 Mum, tell ‘em! 950 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,630 - Mum, it’s closing! - Ant... 951 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,280 I guess we’re just gonna have to go with you. 952 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,800 Oh my god! 953 00:41:16,930 --> 00:41:17,950 [giggling] 954 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:19,410 [Ant] Hey, Gilet! 955 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,330 Has your face got bigger? 'Cause, like... 956 00:41:21,530 --> 00:41:23,000 It’s even easier to hit than last year. 957 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,460 I don’t have a big face! 958 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,000 Wait a minute, did you hear that? 959 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,760 The side of the mountain just spoke. 960 00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:29,720 - [laughter] - Come on... 961 00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:30,800 Should have seen the look on his face! 962 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,550 - Get in. - [Dec] So easy to wind up. 963 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:38,410 I think you boys ought to start being a little nicer to me. 964 00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:40,620 Why would we want to do that? 965 00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:42,600 Yeah. Where’s the fun in that? 966 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,060 Well, I’m going to tell you a little story. 967 00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:46,250 Boring! 968 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:50,460 About a Christmas creature called Krampus. 969 00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:53,090 [sinister music] 970 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,240 [Diane] And that, Geoff, is how you’ll get 971 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,080 what the ‘F’ you want from your own business. 972 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,410 - Blimey! - Mhm. 973 00:42:02,610 --> 00:42:04,420 I don’t think anyone’s floated an ice cream van 974 00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:06,340 on the stock market before. 975 00:42:06,530 --> 00:42:07,920 It’s an ice cream float, Geoff. 976 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,550 - Hey, hey! - It’s like I told Elon. 977 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:11,730 If you ain’t first, you might as well be dead. 978 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:12,980 Who? 979 00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:14,990 Elon. Elon Musk. 980 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,820 {\an8}[speaking German] 981 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,700 Sorry, darling. I don’t speak a word of German. 982 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,250 [playful music] 983 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,460 After you, James. 984 00:42:28,670 --> 00:42:29,920 Yeah, after you. 985 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:32,920 That’s very nice of you, boys. 986 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,300 [Hayley giggles] 987 00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:41,040 [Hayley laughs] 988 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,300 Oh... 989 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,120 - Yeah. - Yeah. 990 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,460 - On the side... - On the side. 991 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:46,980 And dig in, lean in to the mountain. 992 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:48,750 - [Hayley] Lean in... - [James] Like a crab. 993 00:42:48,950 --> 00:42:50,960 - The mountain is my friend. - [Humphrey] Ah, here you are! 994 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,090 Wow. 995 00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:54,940 Well, it has been lovely seeing the views, 996 00:42:55,530 --> 00:42:57,700 but I imagine this is where we part ways. 997 00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:01,070 The poshoes can go and do your black runs 998 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:03,850 and the northerners can go down to the nursery slopes 999 00:43:04,050 --> 00:43:05,990 for some quality falling over. 1000 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,750 Okay, speak for yourself, sis. 1001 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,940 Ah, I’m sorry, but what’s happened here? 1002 00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:15,900 Stockport Snow Dome every Saturday and Sunday 1003 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,240 for the past six weeks is what’s happened here. 1004 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,010 Do you remember when Kaye used to go out with ‘Dry Slope Stu’? 1005 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,160 Nothing dry about my slopes, I can tell you that. 1006 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,160 [Geoff sighs] 1007 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,660 He gave us a discount. 1008 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:27,560 Yeah. We’re not here to piste about! 1009 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:29,980 Oh my god, am I the only one here that can’t ski? 1010 00:43:30,270 --> 00:43:31,900 Oh, love, sorry. 1011 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:34,050 Do you know what, you’ll get the hang of it in no time. 1012 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:37,230 Yeah. Stu says, “It’s just falling, but with style." 1013 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:39,550 - Hey, don’t worry. - Oh. 1014 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:40,680 You lot crack on. 1015 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,930 We’re just gonna stay up here and enjoy the view. 1016 00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:44,740 - [Hayley] Are you sure? - [James] Yeah. 1017 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,750 Why do they keep looking at me like that? 1018 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,110 Erm, alright! Off you go! Off you go! 1019 00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:55,030 Go and do Stockport Ski Dome proud. 1020 00:43:55,230 --> 00:43:56,800 We will. Right... 1021 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,860 Come on, posh knobs! 1022 00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:00,200 We’ll race you to the bottom! 1023 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,090 Last one down gets the cocoa. 1024 00:44:03,430 --> 00:44:05,890 I’ve had the same ski instructor as Michelle and Barack. 1025 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,850 Well, I had Dry Slope Stu. 1026 00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,270 Literally. 1027 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,020 [playful music] 1028 00:44:11,350 --> 00:44:13,060 [cheering & laughter] 1029 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,900 [Geoff] Here we go! 1030 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,440 Go on, Mum! 1031 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,570 [Kath] Thanks! See you at the bottom! 1032 00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:21,860 Have fun! 1033 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:26,070 Come on. Let’s go find somewhere perfect. 1034 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,240 Okay. 1035 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,370 Come on, yeah... 1036 00:44:30,910 --> 00:44:32,630 - [cheering] - [playful, festive music] 1037 00:44:32,830 --> 00:44:34,580 â™Ș {\i1}Happy holiday {\i0}â™Ș 1038 00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:37,630 â™Ș {\i1}Happy holiday {\i0}â™Ș 1039 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,970 â™Ș {\i1}While the merry bells{\i0} {\i1}keep ringing {\i0}â™Ș 1040 00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:45,590 â™Ș {\i1}May your every wish{\i0} {\i1}come true {\i0}â™Ș 1041 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,310 â™Ș {\i1}Happy holiday {\i0}â™Ș 1042 00:44:51,310 --> 00:44:53,730 â™Ș {\i1}Happy holiday {\i0}â™Ș 1043 00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:58,670 â™Ș {\i1}May the calendar{\i0} {\i1}keep bringing {\i0}â™Ș 1044 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:04,490 â™Ș {\i1}Happy Holidays to you {\i0}â™Ș 1045 00:45:07,490 --> 00:45:08,530 Mm. 1046 00:45:09,950 --> 00:45:10,950 So... 1047 00:45:11,870 --> 00:45:12,830 Go on. 1048 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,000 What is it that you, er, you wanted to ask me? 1049 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,290 Well... 1050 00:45:18,670 --> 00:45:20,000 it's... 1051 00:45:20,670 --> 00:45:22,950 about our future, I guess. 1052 00:45:23,150 --> 00:45:23,950 - Mm. - About... 1053 00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:25,510 what we’re doing after graduation. 1054 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,800 Yeah? 1055 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,790 I am just having the most amazing time with you, Hayley. 1056 00:45:30,990 --> 00:45:32,170 - And I always imagined... - One minute. 1057 00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:34,350 One minute. 1058 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:37,020 - What are you doing? - One minute. 1059 00:45:38,270 --> 00:45:39,770 - You alright? - Mhm. 1060 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,780 Mhm. Alright. 1061 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,740 Okay, okay. 1062 00:45:45,030 --> 00:45:45,930 Are you alright? 1063 00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:47,600 Okay, I'm ready. 1064 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,950 - Okay, erm... - Carry on. 1065 00:45:49,990 --> 00:45:52,660 Um... Okay, er... 1066 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,650 - [tender music] - Yeah, I am... 1067 00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:56,360 having the best time with you. 1068 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,370 London has been amazing, and... 1069 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:01,030 and just whenever I think about the future, 1070 00:46:01,230 --> 00:46:03,490 I picture us being together. 1071 00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:05,090 Yeah, me too. 1072 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:07,840 Okay, well... 1073 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,970 what if I were to ask you... 1074 00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:13,850 Huby Hughes? 1075 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:17,090 Huby-Hu? Are you kidding me? 1076 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,840 Huby Hughes... is that you? 1077 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,590 Ah! No! 1078 00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:21,880 - Beattie Edrington! - I do not believe this! 1079 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,070 - Oh my god! - [Bea squeals] 1080 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,440 - [James] As I live and breathe. - Wait... what’s happening? 1081 00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,470 - How long has it been? - I don't know... 1082 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:29,490 - seven, eight years? - No. 1083 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,030 Oh god, we are so old. How bleak. 1084 00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:35,160 Oh... 007. 1085 00:46:35,410 --> 00:46:37,040 I was not expecting you. 1086 00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:38,540 Oh my god. 1087 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:41,230 Of course! I knew I’d seen you before. 1088 00:46:41,430 --> 00:46:42,570 You’re in his profile pic. 1089 00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:44,450 This is Hayley. Hang on, do you guys already... 1090 00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:46,760 No, we met last night. Very briefly. 1091 00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:48,240 No way. 1092 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,870 My two favourite people in the world. 1093 00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:50,830 What are the chances? 1094 00:46:51,030 --> 00:46:52,120 Yeah. What are the chances? 1095 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,500 [James] Erm, sorry, er, 1096 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:55,670 Bea lived like ten minutes down the road from us. 1097 00:46:55,870 --> 00:46:57,290 Er, well, 20 if you take into account 1098 00:46:57,490 --> 00:46:58,430 the length of your drive. 1099 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,460 Shut up. We grew up together, you know. 1100 00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,480 We summered together. 1101 00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:04,480 Ah, gosh, I can’t believe you two are together. 1102 00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:06,320 There goes our deal. 1103 00:47:07,610 --> 00:47:10,990 Yep. So, we had a deal where 1104 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:12,790 if we both ended up single, 1105 00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:14,520 - we’d get married. - Ah! 1106 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,350 - You’re my, er, Huby-Hubby. - Yes. 1107 00:47:16,550 --> 00:47:18,060 - And I was your... - Bride-to-Bea! 1108 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:19,440 - [laughter] - We were so funny. 1109 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,790 So funny... 1110 00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:23,170 Hey, erm... 1111 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:25,590 I was so sorry to hear about your mum. 1112 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,710 Ah, no. I mean... 1113 00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:29,420 - Hey. - Oh. 1114 00:47:29,970 --> 00:47:31,010 Aww. 1115 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,080 [hugging] 1116 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,680 - Aww. - Mm. 1117 00:47:35,930 --> 00:47:37,580 So... what’s going on? 1118 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:38,630 Are you here with all the fam? 1119 00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:40,670 Ah, gosh. Not this time, no. 1120 00:47:40,870 --> 00:47:43,170 - I’m on a one-woman retreat. - Ooh. 1121 00:47:43,370 --> 00:47:46,090 I’m laying low after a particularly spicy break-up. 1122 00:47:46,290 --> 00:47:47,900 - Ah. Sorry to hear that. - Oh. 1123 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,690 Yeah, thanks. 1124 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,530 It was just one of those things. 1125 00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:53,070 There was faults on both sides. 1126 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,410 I found out he didn’t like David Bowie, 1127 00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:57,310 and he found out that I’d slept with his sister, so... 1128 00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:59,250 Ah! Classic Bea. 1129 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:00,650 Classic Bea, right. 1130 00:48:00,850 --> 00:48:02,730 [scoffs] Ah, gosh. 1131 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:04,610 Anyway, I should, er, I should leave you guys to it. 1132 00:48:04,810 --> 00:48:06,460 I don’t want to intrude on your day out. 1133 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,030 Erm, well, I mean, if you’re here by yourself, 1134 00:48:09,230 --> 00:48:11,510 then you should just hang with us, right? 1135 00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:13,840 I mean, we were just having a chat, so... 1136 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:17,220 I mean, if it was important, I... I can go. 1137 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,460 We can just talk about it later. Right, H? 1138 00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:20,670 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 1139 00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:21,790 - Okay? - Totally. 1140 00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:23,630 - Yay! - Okay, great! Aha! 1141 00:48:23,830 --> 00:48:26,880 Erm, well I was going to go and ski 'The Gauntlet', 1142 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,280 if it interests you. 1143 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,720 Oh, it’s a goodie. 1144 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,890 Er, well... this one’s actually never been down there... 1145 00:48:32,090 --> 00:48:33,350 No, this one would be up for that. 1146 00:48:33,550 --> 00:48:34,360 - Really? - Yeah, sure. 1147 00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:36,310 Well, Hayley, I just think you should probably start 1148 00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:37,770 on a little more... 1149 00:48:37,970 --> 00:48:39,730 I think I can handle ‘The Gauntlet’. 1150 00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:42,060 Yeah, come on Huby. Let the girl ski. 1151 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,690 Yeah, come on, Huby. 1152 00:48:43,890 --> 00:48:45,710 I can look after myself, hm? 1153 00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:50,130 After all, what’s skiing if not falling with style, right? 1154 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:51,320 [giggles] 1155 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,010 [dramatic music] 1156 00:48:56,050 --> 00:48:57,050 It’s quite steep. 1157 00:48:57,550 --> 00:48:59,890 Nah. It’s a red but it skis like a blue. 1158 00:49:00,390 --> 00:49:03,310 Yeah! Yeah, James, it’s a red but it skis like a blue. 1159 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,090 You don’t know what any of that means. 1160 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:09,130 I think I know how to get down a ski slope! [laughs] 1161 00:49:09,330 --> 00:49:13,150 You just, you know, you point your skis down, and... 1162 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,220 you let gravity do the rest! 1163 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:18,830 Well, no, it’s a lot more complicated than that, Hayley. 1164 00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:20,310 Here we go... 1165 00:49:20,510 --> 00:49:21,850 You really need to lean forwards into your skis... 1166 00:49:22,050 --> 00:49:23,020 - [Hayley] Oh my god! - And then... 1167 00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:24,310 - Oh my god! - Hayley... 1168 00:49:24,510 --> 00:49:26,730 Oh my god, James! James! 1169 00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,150 She knows how to turn, right? 1170 00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:29,900 I don’t think she knows how to turn. 1171 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:30,900 [Hayley screaming] 1172 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,110 But she knows how to stop? 1173 00:49:32,310 --> 00:49:33,130 [Hayley shrieking] 1174 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,510 I don’t think she knows how to stop. 1175 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,590 [sighing heavily] 1176 00:49:38,470 --> 00:49:39,510 Ugh! 1177 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:40,560 [zipping] 1178 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:44,330 I’m sorry, but a skier of her standard 1179 00:49:44,530 --> 00:49:46,170 simply does not belong on a slope like this. 1180 00:49:46,370 --> 00:49:48,670 Oh, that was totally my fault. I brought her up here. 1181 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:50,940 Don’t worry. We can just get a cable car down. 1182 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,090 No, please. Don’t let me hold you back. 1183 00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,300 - You two just carry on. - No, no way. 1184 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,240 You’ve taken a knock. 1185 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,780 No, James, I’m fine. 1186 00:49:57,110 --> 00:49:58,310 [sighs] And, erm... 1187 00:49:58,510 --> 00:50:00,390 You can get me back to the cable car, right? 1188 00:50:00,590 --> 00:50:01,600 Of course. 1189 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,990 Hey, I want to go down with you. 1190 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,040 No. Please, please... It was just a little tumble. 1191 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,170 And I’m embarrassed more than anything, so... 1192 00:50:08,830 --> 00:50:10,780 Bea, take him away! 1193 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:12,250 Only if you’re sure. 1194 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,380 Yeah. 1195 00:50:13,670 --> 00:50:15,170 Yeah, I’ll meet you back at base. 1196 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,430 - Go on! Go! - Okay. 1197 00:50:19,010 --> 00:50:20,140 No more skiing. 1198 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,930 - Promise? - Promise. 1199 00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:26,390 [James] See you at the bottom. 1200 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,140 [sombre music] 1201 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,100 [Bea] See you at the bottom! 1202 00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:32,090 [James] You lead, I'll follow. 1203 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:33,940 [Bea] Woo! Let's go! 1204 00:50:34,230 --> 00:50:38,530 â™Ș {\i1}Have yourself a merry{\i0} {\i1}little Christmas {\i0}â™Ș 1205 00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:42,370 â™Ș {\i1}Let your heart be light {\i0}â™Ș 1206 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,940 â™Ș {\i1}From now on {\i0}â™Ș 1207 00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:49,870 â™Ș {\i1}our troubles will be{\i0} {\i1}out of sight {\i0}â™Ș 1208 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:58,420 [Bea] Woo! Haha... 1209 00:51:00,510 --> 00:51:02,720 [James] Woohoo! 1210 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,690 [Bea] Woo! 1211 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,900 [laughter] 1212 00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:22,740 [Bea] Falling behind! 1213 00:51:23,030 --> 00:51:24,990 - You’ve still got it, Bea. - I know. 1214 00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:32,380 Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo! 1215 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:35,880 - Keep up! - Woah! 1216 00:51:36,170 --> 00:51:42,050 â™Ș {\i1}We all will be together{\i0} {\i1}If the fates allow {\i0}â™Ș 1217 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:49,810 â™Ș {\i1}Hang a shining star{\i0} {\i1}upon the highest bough {\i0}â™Ș 1218 00:51:51,810 --> 00:51:57,650 â™Ș {\i1}And have yourself a merry{\i0} {\i1}little Christmas {\i0}â™Ș 1219 00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:02,610 â™Ș {\i1}Have yourself a merry{\i0} {\i1}little Christmas {\i0}â™Ș 1220 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:08,410 â™Ș {\i1}Have yourself a merry{\i0} {\i1}little Christmas... {\i0}â™Ș 1221 00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:11,120 â™Ș {\i1}now {\i0}â™Ș 1222 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:13,040 Are you alright, love? 1223 00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:14,280 Yeah. 1224 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,290 Yeah, yeah, erm... 1225 00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:19,240 - I just took a small tumble. - Oh. 1226 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,300 So I’m feeling a bit bruised. 1227 00:52:22,090 --> 00:52:25,830 I’m not sure skiing is my sort of thing, to be honest. 1228 00:52:26,030 --> 00:52:27,140 Yeah. 1229 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:29,540 What about you? Did you have fun? 1230 00:52:29,740 --> 00:52:31,250 Yeah. I don’t really get what all the fuss is about 1231 00:52:31,450 --> 00:52:32,290 either, you know? 1232 00:52:32,490 --> 00:52:34,210 All that palaver to get to the top of an hill 1233 00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:35,810 to turn round and come straight back down again? 1234 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:37,150 [laughter] 1235 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,050 Give me ten-pin bowling or Laser Quest any day of the week, yeah? 1236 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,240 [laughter] 1237 00:52:43,450 --> 00:52:44,450 [sighs] 1238 00:52:46,070 --> 00:52:48,240 I know it seems mad being somewhere like this, but... 1239 00:52:49,450 --> 00:52:53,080 Oh, I would give anything to be in Macclesfield right now. 1240 00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:54,860 It just don’t feel like Christmas 1241 00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:55,860 when we’re not at home. 1242 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,420 That doesn’t sound mad at all. 1243 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,010 - [knocking] - Knock knock. 1244 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,420 - You okay? - Mhm. 1245 00:53:04,550 --> 00:53:06,430 Okay. Yeah... 1246 00:53:06,890 --> 00:53:08,350 Mwah. Oh... 1247 00:53:08,550 --> 00:53:10,100 I’ll leave you to it, Gilet. 1248 00:53:12,730 --> 00:53:13,940 [Hayley clears her throat] 1249 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,610 - You made it down alright? - Mhm. 1250 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,550 How are you feeling? 1251 00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:20,840 Oh, why does everyone keep asking me that? 1252 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:21,860 It was just a tumble. 1253 00:53:23,650 --> 00:53:24,530 Okay. 1254 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:30,240 Sorry. 1255 00:53:30,870 --> 00:53:31,830 Sorry... 1256 00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:34,250 [sighs] I was just, er... 1257 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,110 I was just chatting with Mum 1258 00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:39,090 and I think that she’s missing her Christmas at home. 1259 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,420 And I am too, to be honest. 1260 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,390 I think I know something we can do about that. 1261 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,750 [tender music] 1262 00:53:50,950 --> 00:53:53,140 - Come on. - [Hayley laughs] 1263 00:53:58,190 --> 00:53:59,650 [James sighs] 1264 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,280 Now it’s finally just the two of us, 1265 00:54:07,950 --> 00:54:09,470 - I think... - Mhm. 1266 00:54:09,670 --> 00:54:12,410 - you’re overdue a little TLC. - Oh, oui! 1267 00:54:12,660 --> 00:54:13,770 [Hayley laughs] 1268 00:54:13,970 --> 00:54:16,980 And maybe I can even kiss some of those bruises a bit better. 1269 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:18,580 - Mm. - Mm. 1270 00:54:19,210 --> 00:54:20,170 Aah! 1271 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,250 - Ow! - Argh! 1272 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,170 Gramps! Why? 1273 00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:27,550 Terrific water pressure in there. 1274 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,470 Don’t mind me, I’m going back in. 1275 00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:34,180 - Ah... - [laughter] 1276 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,750 Oh well... 1277 00:54:36,950 --> 00:54:39,940 I suppose it is a bit like a Christmas back at home. 1278 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,610 Wait, that’s it! 1279 00:54:44,610 --> 00:54:45,570 What? 1280 00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:48,360 Well, if you guys are really missing Christmas at home, 1281 00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:52,410 why don’t we bring a bit of Macclesfield Christmas here? 1282 00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:54,240 Huh? 1283 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:55,490 Aah. 1284 00:54:55,790 --> 00:54:57,830 Oh Diane, did you not fancy the jumper? 1285 00:54:58,330 --> 00:55:00,400 If my stylist caught me wearing yellow out of season, 1286 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,210 - he’d put a bullet in my head. - [Humphrey chuckles] 1287 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:03,380 And rightly so. 1288 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:06,910 Right, what we doing between now and dinner? 1289 00:55:07,110 --> 00:55:09,490 I can’t stop thinking about them 13 desserts! 1290 00:55:09,690 --> 00:55:12,250 What do you think those desserts are going to be, Geoff? 1291 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,370 I mean, we can get out of your way if you’d prefer? 1292 00:55:14,570 --> 00:55:15,540 No, not at all. 1293 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:18,500 You’ve got your Christmas pudding, Christmas cake... 1294 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,630 Well, no 13 desserts for us, dear. 1295 00:55:20,830 --> 00:55:22,840 We’ve got the same nutritionist as Tom. 1296 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,220 She is unrelenting. 1297 00:55:24,410 --> 00:55:27,320 Your apple pie, your cherry pie, your blackberry pie... 1298 00:55:27,570 --> 00:55:29,700 I thought you lot would be chopping cucumbers by now. 1299 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:31,310 You what? 1300 00:55:31,510 --> 00:55:32,820 Well, it’s Christmas Eve. 1301 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,020 Just 'cause we’re here doesn’t mean you have to stop 1302 00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:36,480 with your Christmas traditions. 1303 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,000 - What, you mean...? - Boys to the pub. 1304 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,960 Girls have a pamper! 1305 00:55:40,290 --> 00:55:43,250 Gilet, you flipping genius! 1306 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:44,650 We do it every year. 1307 00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:46,820 Boys go to the pub, girls have a pamper. 1308 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:47,970 So I gathered. 1309 00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:49,030 And I don’t care what anyone says, 1310 00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:50,200 I’m going to the pub this year. 1311 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,620 - Good lad! - Ah, boo! 1312 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:52,950 Ah, Gilet! It'll not be the same without you. 1313 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,080 Sticky toffee pudding, lemon meringue... 1314 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,330 Can someone try switching him off and on again? 1315 00:55:57,530 --> 00:55:58,670 [laughter] 1316 00:55:58,870 --> 00:56:01,090 Er, I was thinking, since it is Christmas, 1317 00:56:01,290 --> 00:56:05,020 perhaps I might indulge in just the one gin and slim. 1318 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,300 Well, just remember what our nutritionist always says... 1319 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,570 - What would Tom do? - Tom. 1320 00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:10,680 Tom Jones? 1321 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,100 [gasps] Ooh... What about the boys? 1322 00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:14,520 Oh, don’t worry about us. 1323 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,640 We can just, you know, stay here and watch a film. 1324 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,480 Yeah, maybe order a bit of room service if we get hungry. 1325 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,560 There you go! 1326 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,860 Cor, it’s feeling more like Christmas now! 1327 00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,480 - In't it? Eh? - [laughter] 1328 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,240 You’re the best. Do you know that? 1329 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,880 [Grandad] Have I said Christmas cake? 1330 00:56:28,130 --> 00:56:29,030 Come on girls... 1331 00:56:29,230 --> 00:56:31,280 Let’s order up some cucumbers and Prosecco! 1332 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,740 Kaye, my dear. 1333 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:35,040 We are residing in five-star accommodation 1334 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,160 in the middle of the Alps. 1335 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,160 I think we can do a little better than that. 1336 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,120 Shall we? 1337 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:40,470 Come on, Diane. 1338 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,020 - [laughter] - [light-hearted music] 1339 00:56:42,230 --> 00:56:43,250 - [Geoff] Drink up, Humph. - Come on girls. 1340 00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:45,060 The pub waits for no man. 1341 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,440 Oh, this is the place! 1342 00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:52,780 Eh... 'Die HundehĂŒtte'. 1343 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,320 [pub chatter] 1344 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,740 [Geoff] Hohoho. 1345 00:56:57,530 --> 00:56:58,580 This’ll do, eh? 1346 00:56:58,780 --> 00:56:59,870 Here we go. 1347 00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:04,210 - Cheers lads, eh? - Cheers! 1348 00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:06,070 To the 'HundehĂŒtte'. 1349 00:57:06,270 --> 00:57:08,610 Merry Christmas! Good health and all the above. 1350 00:57:08,810 --> 00:57:09,840 [cheering] 1351 00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:11,950 [Geoff laughing] 1352 00:57:12,150 --> 00:57:13,840 It’s a bit rowdy in here, Humph. 1353 00:57:14,090 --> 00:57:16,040 We need another team for the next round. 1354 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:17,080 What about you? 1355 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,000 Guys in the yellow, come on, come on. 1356 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,670 Have a little drinking competition. 1357 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:22,710 Oh no. We just want one quiet pint. That’s it. 1358 00:57:22,910 --> 00:57:24,920 You have an English accent. English, huh? 1359 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,650 Come on. Don’t be a coward. [chicken sounds] 1360 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,680 We’re not having... No, we can’t do that. It’s... 1361 00:57:30,870 --> 00:57:31,760 [James] A bad idea. 1362 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,190 [MC] Do it for Churchill! 1363 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:34,850 - Yes? - No. 1364 00:57:35,050 --> 00:57:37,160 - Do it for Paddington! - Come on! 1365 00:57:37,570 --> 00:57:39,120 [cheering] 1366 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:40,370 Come on! 1367 00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:42,160 Can’t go up on his own, can he? 1368 00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,660 The Rose and Crown all over again. 1369 00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:47,370 That’s the spirit, well done! 1370 00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:49,040 [jaunty Christmas music] 1371 00:57:57,380 --> 00:57:58,760 Drei, zwei, eins... 1372 00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:00,930 [cheering] 1373 00:58:04,730 --> 00:58:05,940 Danke schön! 1374 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:08,400 [cheering] 1375 00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:10,770 [laughter] 1376 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,820 Woah! Oh! 1377 00:58:21,530 --> 00:58:23,490 Hey! Hey! 1378 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:26,870 [cheering] 1379 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,500 [cheering] 1380 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:38,630 Come on! 1381 00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:40,470 Yes! 1382 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,560 No, no, no, no... No! 1383 00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:48,270 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 1384 00:58:48,690 --> 00:58:50,850 Come on! Woo! 1385 00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:22,550 Come on, Humph! 1386 00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:24,510 [cheering] 1387 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:44,530 [cheering] 1388 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,660 It means... it means doghouse? 1389 01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:07,260 - Yeah. - [laughter] 1390 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,350 I’ve been in that one before. Plenty of times. 1391 01:00:11,810 --> 01:00:12,980 I needed that. 1392 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,130 Better out than in, eh, lad? 1393 01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,150 Mm. 1394 01:00:17,610 --> 01:00:19,260 Where’s Dad and Gramps gone? 1395 01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:21,530 They’ve gone outside for a cigar. 1396 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,850 Bloody hell... They must be drunk. 1397 01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:28,330 [giggling] It was all worth it though, eh? 1398 01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:30,790 Hello, excuse me. 1399 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:36,900 Hi. Could we, er, have five really small coffees, please? 1400 01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,460 - Funk. - Thank you. 1401 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,880 - Danke. - Is it funk or is it...? 1402 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,340 Listen... 1403 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,830 It’s good to spend some time with you, mate, you know? 1404 01:00:48,030 --> 01:00:50,250 - Mm. - Mano a mano. And listen... 1405 01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:51,520 Yeah. 1406 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:56,310 I know what it is you’re waiting to ask me. 1407 01:00:56,610 --> 01:00:58,970 And I’m gonna save you ever having to do it, 1408 01:00:59,170 --> 01:01:00,130 ‘cause I know it’s awkward. 1409 01:01:00,330 --> 01:01:01,320 What? 1410 01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:04,320 H knows you’re going to pop the question for Christmas. 1411 01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:06,930 She told me. 1412 01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:08,870 She’s well excited, mate. 1413 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,560 I’ll be honest, so am I. I mean, we all are. 1414 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,730 We’re all just waiting for it to happen now, look, 1415 01:01:13,930 --> 01:01:15,360 so there’s no need to stress. 1416 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,420 - Um... - Do. Not. Stress. 1417 01:01:17,710 --> 01:01:20,000 Hayley’s... Hayley told you that? 1418 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:21,910 So when’s it gonna happen? 1419 01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:23,630 No, no, no, don’t tell me. No, no... 1420 01:01:24,090 --> 01:01:25,580 Tonight, hey? 1421 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:27,410 At midnight! I mean, it is perfect! 1422 01:01:27,610 --> 01:01:28,800 We’re at the fireworks. 1423 01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:30,640 No, in fact don’t tell me. 1424 01:01:31,430 --> 01:01:33,270 It’ll be more of a surprise. 1425 01:01:34,310 --> 01:01:35,440 You can say that again. 1426 01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:40,150 [dramatic music] 1427 01:01:49,990 --> 01:01:50,910 [sighs] 1428 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,710 - Alright? - [James burps] 1429 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,880 Stick to the beer. 1430 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,740 Now that is what I call a pamper. 1431 01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:06,840 Oh, you just can’t beat a Christmas tradition. 1432 01:02:07,050 --> 01:02:08,490 - Diane, I’ve got to ask you. - Mm? 1433 01:02:08,690 --> 01:02:10,470 How do you manage to retain that lovely figure? 1434 01:02:10,890 --> 01:02:12,310 Well, thank you, Kaye. 1435 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,350 Three things, all in my book. 1436 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,880 Have I told you it's a New York Times... 1437 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,170 A New York Times Bestseller? Yeah. 1438 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:18,750 Yeah, Diane, you have. A few times. 1439 01:02:18,950 --> 01:02:19,800 Okay, good. 1440 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:20,900 So, three things. 1441 01:02:21,230 --> 01:02:24,090 First off: no carbs, no dairy, no alcohol. 1442 01:02:24,290 --> 01:02:25,590 No flippin’ chance! 1443 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:29,140 Secondly, I use the same colonic guy as Angelina. 1444 01:02:29,340 --> 01:02:31,870 - Really? - And most importantly, no kids. 1445 01:02:32,410 --> 01:02:33,600 [Kaye] I knew it! 1446 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,730 I honestly know I wouldn’t be who I am today 1447 01:02:35,930 --> 01:02:38,290 if I had lost all of that time and energy raising children. 1448 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,500 Instead, I chose to raise myself. 1449 01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:43,250 [Kaye] Do you know what Diane, 1450 01:02:43,710 --> 01:02:45,840 you have just sold yourself another book. 1451 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,240 Thank you, Kaye. 1452 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,800 And as it’s for you, 1453 01:02:49,050 --> 01:02:50,640 - I’ll sign it for free. - Aww. 1454 01:02:50,890 --> 01:02:53,080 The thing is, Diane, there’s actually a counter to that, 1455 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,000 isn’t there? 1456 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,920 Because I wouldn’t be the woman that I am today 1457 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,500 if I hadn’t have put all that time and energy 1458 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:00,300 - into H here. - Aww. 1459 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,110 And how the woman that she’s become 1460 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,320 is the thing that nourishes me now. 1461 01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:05,690 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1462 01:03:06,690 --> 01:03:08,300 I mean, me boobs haven't been the same since, 1463 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:09,450 - but you know. - Ha! 1464 01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:12,430 Right, another bottle of prosecco and an elderflower... 1465 01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:13,430 [Diane] PressĂ©. 1466 01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:15,490 Ey up sis, wait for me. I’ll help you. 1467 01:03:15,740 --> 01:03:16,830 [giggling] 1468 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,480 What’s a colonic? 1469 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,690 They go up your bum. Suck it out. 1470 01:03:20,890 --> 01:03:22,460 No! No! 1471 01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:25,920 Well, that's very sweet of your mom. 1472 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,090 But once you’re all grown up, what happens then? 1473 01:03:29,340 --> 01:03:31,160 How will she feel, for instance, next year 1474 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,840 when you follow James to L.A.? 1475 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:34,370 Sorry, where? 1476 01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:35,620 [Diane] To L.A. 1477 01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:37,680 When he starts film school there. 1478 01:03:38,230 --> 01:03:39,600 He told you this afternoon, right? 1479 01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:43,650 Yeah, right. Yeah, that. Erm... 1480 01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:46,050 Well, I don’t know really, should prob... 1481 01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:47,180 [distant singing] 1482 01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:48,510 What is that noise? 1483 01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:51,180 â™Ș {\i1}...mental fight {\i0}â™Ș 1484 01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:54,780 - â™Ș {\i1}Nor shall my sword {\i0}â™Ș - Oh no! 1485 01:03:54,990 --> 01:03:57,900 â™Ș {\i1}Sleep in my hand {\i0}â™Ș 1486 01:03:58,090 --> 01:04:00,270 â™Ș {\i1}Till we have built {\i0}â™Ș 1487 01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:01,730 Oh my! 1488 01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:05,280 - â™Ș {\i1}Jerusalem {\i0}â™Ș - Okay. 1489 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:13,370 â™Ș {\i1}In England's green{\i0} {\i1}and pleasant land {\i0}â™Ș 1490 01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,750 Bloody hell! You’re worse than usual. 1491 01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:19,790 Well, maybe that’s because this time we’re now officially, 1492 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:20,850 [kiss] 1493 01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:23,670 ‘Legends of Sheep Mountain’. 1494 01:04:23,870 --> 01:04:26,840 [bleating] 1495 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,010 [laughter] 1496 01:04:28,210 --> 01:04:29,280 [bleating] 1497 01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:31,010 What is that smell? 1498 01:04:31,210 --> 01:04:34,350 I did only have one gin and slim. 1499 01:04:34,550 --> 01:04:36,060 - Mm. - But there may have been 1500 01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:38,390 some other types of drink after that. 1501 01:04:38,590 --> 01:04:39,660 You can say that again! 1502 01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:42,360 Yeah, basically it was the complete opposite 1503 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,190 of what Tom would've done. 1504 01:04:44,390 --> 01:04:45,280 [laughter] 1505 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:49,030 We did Paddington proud! 1506 01:04:49,230 --> 01:04:50,070 Yes, we did! 1507 01:04:50,270 --> 01:04:52,580 Dad... Dad! Where's James? 1508 01:04:52,770 --> 01:04:54,120 Well, he came back with us to the hotel 1509 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,410 but said he needed to get some air. 1510 01:04:56,610 --> 01:04:59,260 Something about gathering his thoughts. 1511 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,250 [Grandad] He could be throwing up again. 1512 01:05:02,450 --> 01:05:04,000 Er, now then Anthony. 1513 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,090 Let’s not break the code of honour. 1514 01:05:06,290 --> 01:05:07,650 Er, Mum, I’m just gonna go find him. 1515 01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:08,690 Yeah. Alright, love. 1516 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,980 [Geoff] Oh yeah, yeah. Erm, you know... 1517 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,550 Just in time for the fireworks{\i1}.{\i0} 1518 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:14,570 Yeah. 1519 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,490 Ah... Jam roly-poly! 1520 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:22,270 - [Geoff] Eh? - [Grandad] The 13th dessert. 1521 01:05:22,470 --> 01:05:24,230 [Diane] Okay, I have no idea what any of you people 1522 01:05:24,430 --> 01:05:25,580 are talking about. 1523 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,630 [romantic music] 1524 01:05:45,690 --> 01:05:47,600 - L’appel du vide! - Jesus... 1525 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,190 - [James laughs] - The call of the void. 1526 01:05:54,070 --> 01:05:56,070 An inexplicable urge, 1527 01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:58,780 a desire to throw oneself from a great height. 1528 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,280 Oh, no, I wasn’t... 1529 01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:03,730 - I’m not trying to... - Sometimes for no reason at all. 1530 01:06:03,930 --> 01:06:06,370 No, I’m, I know, I’m just... That’s not... 1531 01:06:08,330 --> 01:06:09,710 What are you doing up here? 1532 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:12,710 What are any of us doing here? 1533 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,090 If not waiting to see the fireworks. 1534 01:06:18,180 --> 01:06:19,500 You know they filmed Spectre over there? 1535 01:06:19,690 --> 01:06:21,390 I think I’m going to ask Hayley to marry me. 1536 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,330 - Oh, I don’t blame you. - Really, yeah? 1537 01:06:23,530 --> 01:06:25,310 - Yeah, she’s so hot. - Yeah. 1538 01:06:27,770 --> 01:06:28,770 Wait, are you hammered? 1539 01:06:29,060 --> 01:06:30,510 Yeah, a little bit. 1540 01:06:30,710 --> 01:06:31,610 Quite a bit. 1541 01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:34,030 Have you got a ring? 1542 01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:36,990 Yes. 1543 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,950 Sort of, no. I’ve, erm... 1544 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,330 Ta da! 1545 01:06:44,410 --> 01:06:45,910 Didn’t you get her one for Christmas? 1546 01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:48,960 Erm... no. 1547 01:06:49,370 --> 01:06:50,630 I got her a Fitbit. 1548 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,530 Oh, yes. Okay, no, I’m getting the vibe. 1549 01:06:54,730 --> 01:06:56,280 Mhm. This is a, this is a fun, 1550 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,830 spontaneous, ‘laissez-faire’ sort of thing. 1551 01:06:59,030 --> 01:07:00,330 - Yeah. - Yeah! 1552 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:02,260 - Yeah? - Yeah... 1553 01:07:02,850 --> 01:07:03,720 Oh god... 1554 01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:06,750 - [James gasps] - Okay Huby. Don’t start pacing! 1555 01:07:06,950 --> 01:07:08,890 Yeah, well, I’ve just, my heart's racing and I’ve... 1556 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,000 I’ve had loads of caffeine! 1557 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,300 So, erm... 1558 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:14,520 Okay, let’s just... Let’s just take it down a gear. 1559 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,530 Come and sit with me. 1560 01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:21,320 [lounge music] 1561 01:07:25,330 --> 01:07:26,290 Okay. 1562 01:07:27,540 --> 01:07:29,160 Do you know what you’re going to say? 1563 01:07:31,170 --> 01:07:32,540 Not really. 1564 01:07:34,170 --> 01:07:35,630 Do you want to practice? 1565 01:07:36,630 --> 01:07:37,710 Practice? 1566 01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:39,840 Yeah. Go on. 1567 01:07:40,550 --> 01:07:42,580 Like when we were ten and we used to... 1568 01:07:42,780 --> 01:07:45,810 Oh, when we practiced kissing? Yes, erm... 1569 01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:47,430 Awful. 1570 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:50,190 Hey! I am a great kisser! 1571 01:07:51,230 --> 01:07:52,850 - No comment. - [Bea gasps] 1572 01:07:56,570 --> 01:07:57,530 Come on. 1573 01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,610 As if I’m Hayley. 1574 01:08:04,490 --> 01:08:06,330 Okay. Yep. 1575 01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,750 Erm... right. 1576 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,690 [gargles & burps] Sorry. 1577 01:08:11,890 --> 01:08:13,080 Oof, don’t do that for starters! 1578 01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:15,290 - [Bea coughing] - Sorry. Erm... 1579 01:08:16,590 --> 01:08:17,750 As if you’re Hayley. 1580 01:08:22,510 --> 01:08:23,390 Hayley Taylor. 1581 01:08:24,930 --> 01:08:26,260 I didn't think you wanted me to do this 1582 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:27,890 and so I haven’t... 1583 01:08:28,140 --> 01:08:29,470 up until right now. 1584 01:08:31,230 --> 01:08:33,960 But the truth is I have been wanting to ask you to marry me 1585 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,690 since the moment we met. 1586 01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:37,020 And... 1587 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,030 I feel like... 1588 01:08:41,610 --> 01:08:43,110 I feel like in this life 1589 01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:44,520 we’re all just... 1590 01:08:44,710 --> 01:08:46,730 a box of little jigsaw pieces 1591 01:08:46,930 --> 01:08:48,830 that have all been spilt out randomly. 1592 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,150 And sometimes, against all the odds, 1593 01:08:51,350 --> 01:08:54,290 a few lucky people find the piece that fits them. 1594 01:08:55,330 --> 01:08:57,690 The piece that when you’re with them, 1595 01:08:57,890 --> 01:08:58,900 they help you see 1596 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,840 what part you are in the bigger picture. 1597 01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:05,760 And that’s you. 1598 01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,140 You’re my piece that fits. 1599 01:09:10,310 --> 01:09:11,850 Oh James. 1600 01:09:14,230 --> 01:09:15,730 - I do. - [James laughs] 1601 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,380 [kissing] 1602 01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:18,570 Thanks. 1603 01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:27,530 Hayley... 1604 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,280 Hi. 1605 01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:34,620 Hayley, wait! 1606 01:09:36,170 --> 01:09:38,000 Oh! Hayley! 1607 01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,340 Hayley! 1608 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,920 Hayley... 1609 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,180 [intense music] 1610 01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:50,330 - Hayley! - No... 1611 01:09:50,530 --> 01:09:51,250 - Hayley! - Leave me alone. 1612 01:09:51,450 --> 01:09:53,730 Don’t. That is absolutely not what it looked like. 1613 01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:55,170 That was exactly what it looked like. 1614 01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:56,590 No, she’s like a sister to me. 1615 01:09:56,790 --> 01:09:58,300 People don’t do that with their sisters, James! 1616 01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,270 This is not Game of Thrones! 1617 01:10:00,690 --> 01:10:02,650 Do you want to know what it was? It was, er... 1618 01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:03,940 It was practice. 1619 01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:06,070 It was practice... 1620 01:10:06,530 --> 01:10:07,660 for this. 1621 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,450 For you. 1622 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,280 Marry me. 1623 01:10:14,450 --> 01:10:15,830 What is that? 1624 01:10:17,170 --> 01:10:18,170 It’s a ring. 1625 01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:20,880 It’s all I could find. 1626 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,090 But it’s fun. 1627 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,090 It’s spontaneous! 1628 01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:26,340 [fireworks explode] 1629 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,010 Laissez-faire. 1630 01:10:28,590 --> 01:10:30,010 But you haven’t got a ring? 1631 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:32,750 Well, it’s not about the ring though. 1632 01:10:32,950 --> 01:10:34,140 It’s about you and me. 1633 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,100 What about the washbag? 1634 01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:38,190 What washbag? 1635 01:10:39,850 --> 01:10:41,480 Oh my god. 1636 01:10:42,270 --> 01:10:43,690 H.J.H. 1637 01:10:44,190 --> 01:10:46,140 They’re your Dad’s initials as well. 1638 01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:47,850 - Yeah. - Oh... 1639 01:10:48,050 --> 01:10:49,470 It wasn’t yours. 1640 01:10:49,670 --> 01:10:51,020 It was never yours. 1641 01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:52,660 Oh my god, you were never going to ask me! 1642 01:10:52,950 --> 01:10:56,580 I was. I’ve always wanted to ask you, Hayley. 1643 01:10:57,370 --> 01:10:58,480 And I am asking you now. 1644 01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,870 No, not really. 1645 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:01,360 Right now you’re just... 1646 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,070 just a drunk man with a souvenir keyring. 1647 01:11:04,270 --> 01:11:05,420 No, I’m not drunk. 1648 01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:07,090 I’ve had five tiny coffees. 1649 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,340 I don’t know what to believe anymore. 1650 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,220 And I have got you... 1651 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:12,680 a present. 1652 01:11:12,930 --> 01:11:14,930 And I wanted to give it to you at the fireworks. 1653 01:11:15,850 --> 01:11:17,430 Are you moving to L.A.? 1654 01:11:20,060 --> 01:11:20,900 What? 1655 01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:23,760 Are you going to film school in L.A. 1656 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,360 and you haven’t told me? 1657 01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:28,070 No... 1658 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:30,930 I’ve been really trying to tell you 1659 01:11:31,130 --> 01:11:32,660 - and I wanted to talk... - Are you going or not? 1660 01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:34,330 No. No, I'm... 1661 01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,200 Maybe. 1662 01:11:37,410 --> 01:11:38,870 I don’t know. 1663 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,690 But you could... come with me. 1664 01:11:42,890 --> 01:11:45,050 How? I can’t just move to L.A. 1665 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:47,010 Yeah, but you could. 1666 01:11:47,510 --> 01:11:49,370 And we’d make it work. And I would sort it. 1667 01:11:49,570 --> 01:11:51,010 I don’t want you to sort it. 1668 01:11:51,380 --> 01:11:53,330 - I’m not a charity case, James. - I know. 1669 01:11:53,530 --> 01:11:55,060 - And I have got plans of my own, - I know. 1670 01:11:55,260 --> 01:11:56,420 thank you very much. 1671 01:11:56,610 --> 01:11:57,540 In my world, 1672 01:11:57,740 --> 01:12:00,520 people don’t get everything handed to them on a plate. 1673 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:01,940 You do. 1674 01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:03,150 She does. 1675 01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:05,720 So yeah, maybe that is why you two fit together. 1676 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,970 Okay, please stop worrying about Bea. 1677 01:12:08,170 --> 01:12:09,340 She’s into you if anything. 1678 01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:10,800 No, no. This isn’t about Bea. 1679 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,430 This is about me and you, 1680 01:12:12,630 --> 01:12:14,390 and what happens outside of the bubble 1681 01:12:14,590 --> 01:12:16,250 that we’ve created for ourselves. 1682 01:12:16,450 --> 01:12:17,850 Because outside of that bubble 1683 01:12:18,050 --> 01:12:19,770 are two completely separate worlds. 1684 01:12:19,970 --> 01:12:21,440 - I know. - One that you live in, 1685 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:22,750 and one that I do. 1686 01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:24,860 Ski slopes and... 1687 01:12:25,060 --> 01:12:26,290 and Laser Quest. 1688 01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:29,910 And I know, if it isn’t Bea, 1689 01:12:30,110 --> 01:12:31,530 it will be someone else down the line. 1690 01:12:31,730 --> 01:12:34,580 It will be a Celeste or a Freya or a Veronica... 1691 01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:36,120 [James] Hayley, what are you talking about? 1692 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,180 Someone from your world who can just go to L.A. 1693 01:12:38,470 --> 01:12:40,170 Someone that you can “summer” with. 1694 01:12:40,370 --> 01:12:43,210 Someone that can, that can ski the flippin’ Gauntlet! 1695 01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:45,010 I am not that person! 1696 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,630 And I never wanna be that person! 1697 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:48,380 I’ve never asked you to be that person. 1698 01:12:48,580 --> 01:12:49,890 I’ve never asked you to be that person! 1699 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:51,010 - Oh, just don't... - Hayley! 1700 01:12:51,210 --> 01:12:52,280 No... Leave me alone! 1701 01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:55,320 I just, I don’t wanna see you anymore. 1702 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:00,250 [fireworks exploding] 1703 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:02,370 [crowd cheering] 1704 01:13:16,010 --> 01:13:18,180 [upbeat music] 1705 01:13:25,730 --> 01:13:28,570 â™Ș {\i1}Merry Christmas baby {\i0}â™Ș 1706 01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:32,490 â™Ș {\i1}Shorty, treat me nice {\i0}â™Ș 1707 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:37,910 â™Ș {\i1}Merry Christmas baby {\i0}â™Ș 1708 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:39,870 â™Ș {\i1}Shorty, treat me nice {\i0}â™Ș 1709 01:13:40,070 --> 01:13:42,100 Boys, boys, boys... Don’t go too far, okay? 1710 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:43,330 Yeah, yeah. 1711 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,000 Oh... 1712 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,270 [fireworks exploding] 1713 01:13:46,470 --> 01:13:47,330 Oh, look! 1714 01:13:47,630 --> 01:13:48,460 [laughter] 1715 01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:50,030 [Ant] Wait, where we going again? 1716 01:13:50,230 --> 01:13:52,740 If we get close enough, we might singe our eyebrows. 1717 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:53,990 Wait, actually? 1718 01:13:54,190 --> 01:13:55,080 - Yeah! - Ah, sick! 1719 01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:56,200 Yaaaargh! 1720 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,760 Aaargh! Krampus! Aaargh! 1721 01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:01,140 {\i1}Aaargh! Krampus!{\i0} 1722 01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:03,770 [Dec] Gilet wasn’t lying! 1723 01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:06,190 I love Christmas. 1724 01:14:06,770 --> 01:14:08,210 Boys... boys, the f... 1725 01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:10,020 - Aaargh! Krampus! - Boys! 1726 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,230 - [laughter] - [sighs] 1727 01:14:12,690 --> 01:14:13,740 [fireworks exploding] 1728 01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:15,850 [Geoff] Would you look at that, eh, Humph. 1729 01:14:16,050 --> 01:14:17,350 It’s somet else, all this up here. 1730 01:14:17,550 --> 01:14:18,360 What did he just say? 1731 01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:19,830 Look, I was thinking, 1732 01:14:20,030 --> 01:14:21,850 you lot should stay in the apartment tonight. 1733 01:14:22,050 --> 01:14:24,100 We can easily double up and make room. 1734 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,170 It's no trouble. 1735 01:14:25,370 --> 01:14:26,360 - No, no... - That's so kind of you, Humph... 1736 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:27,870 - No... - [Humphrey] No trouble. 1737 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:29,750 That’s alright, isn’t it darling? 1738 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,750 Erm, sure! 1739 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,380 It’ll be just like being in a dorm back at college, 1740 01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:36,720 or that time I joined a cult. 1741 01:14:37,380 --> 01:14:38,930 Well, we can go if you prefer? 1742 01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,890 No. Not at all. 1743 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:44,930 I just think that maybe there’s a lesson to be learnt here. 1744 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:46,940 Oh? 1745 01:14:47,270 --> 01:14:48,500 That you should never be too proud 1746 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:49,710 to accept the offer of a gift. 1747 01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:50,920 There, I’ve said it! 1748 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,130 Do you know what, sometimes Diane, 1749 01:14:52,330 --> 01:14:53,470 I don’t think your hot takes 1750 01:14:53,670 --> 01:14:55,300 are as refreshing as you think they are. 1751 01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:57,490 [scoffs] Not what the New York Times said. 1752 01:14:57,820 --> 01:15:00,240 Look, the point Diane is trying to make 1753 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,690 is if you’d let me go ahead and sort out the whole booking, 1754 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,660 then a lot of this fuss could have been avoided. That’s all. 1755 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,210 Mum! Mum! 1756 01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:10,670 [Hayley sobbing] 1757 01:15:10,870 --> 01:15:13,150 Woah! Woah, woah, what’s up, what’s up? 1758 01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:14,570 Me and James... 1759 01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:15,820 What? What’s happened? 1760 01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:17,470 Please can we just go home? 1761 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,870 Please, I just really, really, really want to go home. 1762 01:15:20,070 --> 01:15:21,760 Yeah, so do I. 1763 01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,250 Yeah. Okay. Geoff, go get the bags. 1764 01:15:24,450 --> 01:15:25,470 And the boys. 1765 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:26,670 Eh? But it’s... 1766 01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:28,390 Geoff. Now! 1767 01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,670 [Hayley mumbling] 1768 01:15:31,870 --> 01:15:32,690 Yeah. Okay. 1769 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,320 Thirteen desserts... 1770 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:36,300 If you want my advice... 1771 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:37,840 Do you know what, Diane, no. 1772 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,320 No, we don’t. 1773 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:41,110 Actually... 1774 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,910 FYI, 1775 01:15:43,530 --> 01:15:45,020 if it had been down to me, 1776 01:15:45,220 --> 01:15:46,900 we would never have come here in the first place. 1777 01:15:47,090 --> 01:15:48,110 - Oh... - No, we wouldn’t. 1778 01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,940 You should be at home for Christmas, 1779 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:52,960 not somewhere like this with people like you. 1780 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,040 Did you understand my accent then? 1781 01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:56,590 Perfectly clear. 1782 01:15:57,090 --> 01:15:57,950 Good. 1783 01:15:58,150 --> 01:15:59,050 Come on... 1784 01:15:59,470 --> 01:16:00,430 Sorry. 1785 01:16:01,050 --> 01:16:02,930 - [Grandad sighs] - Come on, Dad. 1786 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:06,260 [Kaye] I was enjoying them fireworks, weren’t you, Dad? 1787 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,790 What was that all about? 1788 01:16:07,990 --> 01:16:09,350 I have no idea. 1789 01:16:09,890 --> 01:16:10,980 [melancholic music] 1790 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,340 [phone buzzing] 1791 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,080 [Hayley, on answerphone] {\i1}Hiya, this is Hayley.{\i0} 1792 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,330 {\i1}I can’t take your call{\i0} {\i1}right now,{\i0} 1793 01:16:48,530 --> 01:16:49,540 {\i1}but if you’d like to{\i0} {\i1}leave a message,{\i0} 1794 01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:50,880 {\i1}I’ll get back to you{\i0} {\i1}as soon as I can.{\i0} 1795 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,480 {\i1}- Thank you!{\i0} [beep] 1796 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,580 [dramatic music] 1797 01:17:49,950 --> 01:17:51,120 Thanks. 1798 01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:55,750 [Humphrey sighs] 1799 01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:01,840 Well, it’s times like this I miss your mother the most. 1800 01:18:03,510 --> 01:18:07,180 She would have known exactly what to say right now. 1801 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:11,670 I would imagine it would be something practical, 1802 01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:13,980 along the lines of... 1803 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,890 “Have a hot shower, get yourself to bed. 1804 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:22,110 Nothing ever gets properly fixed on the wrong side of midnight.” 1805 01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:27,240 That is exactly the sort of thing she’d have said. 1806 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:35,290 I can’t believe it’s been five years. 1807 01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:39,130 Five years ago today. 1808 01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:45,670 It's like... 1809 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:49,010 the sun went down 1810 01:18:49,390 --> 01:18:51,050 and never came back up. 1811 01:18:51,890 --> 01:18:53,010 I know. 1812 01:18:57,980 --> 01:19:01,260 Look, I don’t want you to think that I’m 1813 01:19:01,460 --> 01:19:03,190 trying to replace her. 1814 01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:05,900 Dad, I don’t. 1815 01:19:07,070 --> 01:19:08,240 I really don’t. 1816 01:19:08,570 --> 01:19:10,070 [tender music] 1817 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:13,390 I think you’ve found exactly the sort of woman you need 1818 01:19:13,590 --> 01:19:14,910 to pull you back into life. 1819 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,750 And Mum would have wanted that. 1820 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,500 And I want that. 1821 01:19:25,590 --> 01:19:26,920 Thank you. 1822 01:19:30,510 --> 01:19:31,840 Hey, look... 1823 01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:38,940 Incredible to think that they’re all suns too. 1824 01:19:41,020 --> 01:19:42,690 Just a bit further away. 1825 01:19:46,940 --> 01:19:48,950 [sighs] Right... 1826 01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:51,280 Have a hot shower, 1827 01:19:52,030 --> 01:19:53,450 and get yourself to bed. 1828 01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:57,040 Nothing ever gets properly fixed the wrong side of midnight. 1829 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:03,460 Goodnight. 1830 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,340 Night, son. 1831 01:20:11,510 --> 01:20:13,590 [wind howling] 1832 01:20:14,300 --> 01:20:16,260 [Dec] Does this place even have an omelette station? 1833 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,560 Those days are over for us, bro. 1834 01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:23,150 Those days are over. 1835 01:20:25,610 --> 01:20:28,610 Oh... Ugh... 1836 01:20:29,110 --> 01:20:31,530 Oh, come on now. Try and get some sleep. 1837 01:20:32,450 --> 01:20:35,020 I always knew this day would happen. 1838 01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:36,990 I just don’t belong in his world. 1839 01:20:37,370 --> 01:20:39,730 And if we had got married, 1840 01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:41,230 that is where I would have ended up. 1841 01:20:41,430 --> 01:20:42,820 And I just don’t, 1842 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:45,780 I do not wanna spend the rest of my life 1843 01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:48,590 being the exception in the room. I don’t. 1844 01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:51,800 You don’t have to worry about that now. 1845 01:20:52,130 --> 01:20:54,050 And we are going home tomorrow. 1846 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:57,810 Alright? 1847 01:20:58,430 --> 01:21:00,020 [kiss] Night night, love. 1848 01:21:00,350 --> 01:21:01,600 Night night. 1849 01:21:10,190 --> 01:21:11,610 [Hayley sighs] 1850 01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:28,540 [Gerhard speaking German] 1851 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:35,870 Good morning. Everything is okay? 1852 01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:37,300 Ja, danke. 1853 01:21:38,010 --> 01:21:39,580 I am sorry that you do not appear 1854 01:21:39,780 --> 01:21:41,310 to be very hungry this morning. 1855 01:21:42,180 --> 01:21:43,630 I must admit things are certainly 1856 01:21:43,830 --> 01:21:45,460 a little bit quieter around here 1857 01:21:45,660 --> 01:21:47,360 without the rest of your party. 1858 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:49,820 I miss the noise. 1859 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:56,570 - [horn honking] - Boys! 1860 01:21:57,570 --> 01:21:59,990 - [horn honking] - Boys! 1861 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,080 [upbeat music] 1862 01:22:11,590 --> 01:22:15,220 I don’t believe it. A snow truck! 1863 01:22:18,510 --> 01:22:20,930 Well, you getting in or not? 1864 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:22,850 But where are we going? 1865 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,980 We’re going to get you what the ‘F’ you want. 1866 01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,980 [Diane] Come on! This’ll get us there in no time. 1867 01:22:35,190 --> 01:22:36,900 Mind the... That’s it, I’ve got you. 1868 01:22:37,610 --> 01:22:38,990 Right, uh... 1869 01:22:39,570 --> 01:22:40,660 [engine revs] 1870 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,000 [triumphant music] 1871 01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:56,470 Hayley! 1872 01:22:57,930 --> 01:22:59,220 Hayley? 1873 01:23:02,850 --> 01:23:03,890 Hayley! 1874 01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:07,140 [bleating] 1875 01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:10,480 You are already too late. 1876 01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:13,770 [sombre music] 1877 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:29,360 Right, close it like that. 1878 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:30,710 You can open it like that... 1879 01:23:32,380 --> 01:23:34,340 - [Geoff sighs] - Isn’t there usually a TV? 1880 01:23:41,390 --> 01:23:43,830 Right, we’ll get home, 1881 01:23:44,030 --> 01:23:46,250 make a brew, stick on a film. 1882 01:23:46,450 --> 01:23:48,420 - The Sound of Music? - Absolutely not. 1883 01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:50,270 Muppet’s Christmas Carol. 1884 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:51,800 And then tomorrow, 1885 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,530 we’re doing Christmas Day all over again, properly. 1886 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:56,880 None of that five-star rubbish. 1887 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:59,350 And then we never, ever have to have a Christmas 1888 01:23:59,550 --> 01:24:01,470 away from home again. Ever. 1889 01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:04,240 - Leave means leave! - No, it’s not about that, boys. 1890 01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:06,450 Here, do they think they’re still serving breakfast? 1891 01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:07,770 [Kaye] You’ve just eaten. 1892 01:24:07,970 --> 01:24:09,440 - [laughter] - Well, I’m hungry. 1893 01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,040 [announcement in German] 1894 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:12,710 [Grandad] My whole life, 1895 01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:15,670 people tried to tell me where I belong. 1896 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,880 When we got married, 1897 01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:23,140 they’d tell your Grandma and me we didn’t belong together. 1898 01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:26,790 And even after many years, 1899 01:24:26,990 --> 01:24:28,710 there were still some people in power 1900 01:24:28,910 --> 01:24:31,690 trying to tell me if I belong. 1901 01:24:33,690 --> 01:24:36,440 One thing I’ve come to know is this: 1902 01:24:38,230 --> 01:24:43,200 You are the only person in this life 1903 01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:47,330 who gets to decide where you belong. 1904 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:52,330 Now, I’m not gonna be here much longer 1905 01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:55,580 and I have made my peace with that, 1906 01:24:56,380 --> 01:24:57,960 so when I’m gone, 1907 01:24:58,170 --> 01:25:00,460 you remember this for me. 1908 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,680 Wherever you get yourself in life, 1909 01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:07,560 that’s where you belong. 1910 01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:12,430 And if you are the exception in the room, child, 1911 01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:15,480 it is because you are exceptional. 1912 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:18,860 Do you understand me? 1913 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,350 Grandad, I... 1914 01:25:29,550 --> 01:25:30,830 [snoring] 1915 01:25:36,290 --> 01:25:37,790 [beep] 1916 01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:44,090 [uplifting music] 1917 01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:35,210 [flight attendant] {\i1}On behalf{\i0} {\i1}of Captain Miller and the crew,{\i0} 1918 01:26:35,410 --> 01:26:37,350 {\i1}we would like to wish you{\i0} {\i1}a pleasant flight.{\i0} 1919 01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:39,260 [jet engines revving] 1920 01:26:39,450 --> 01:26:41,360 [flight attendant speaking in German] 1921 01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:43,690 Erm... excuse me? 1922 01:26:44,110 --> 01:26:45,190 Excuse me! 1923 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:47,200 I, I need to get off this plane! 1924 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,270 - [Geoff] Eh? - Excuse me, FrĂ€ulein, 1925 01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:51,230 the plane is about to take off. Please take your seat. 1926 01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:52,850 No, no, it can’t take off, 'cause I need to get off! 1927 01:26:53,050 --> 01:26:53,900 Hayley! 1928 01:26:54,090 --> 01:26:55,370 We have taxied and we’re preparing for take-off. 1929 01:26:55,580 --> 01:26:56,400 Can we just stop the plane, now? 1930 01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:57,440 It’s a hijacking! 1931 01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,230 This plane will not stop. 1932 01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:01,040 [brakes screeching] 1933 01:27:02,170 --> 01:27:04,670 [captain] {\i1}Ladies and gentlemen,{\i0} {\i1}we apologise for the delay.{\i0} 1934 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,130 {\i1}On the runway ahead of us{\i0} {\i1}there appears to be an...{\i0} 1935 01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:09,090 {\i1}obstruction.{\i0} 1936 01:27:09,590 --> 01:27:11,220 [triumphant music] 1937 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:13,430 - [bleating] - Here boy! 1938 01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:16,000 [gasps] Do you want more? 1939 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,350 [bleating] 1940 01:27:18,310 --> 01:27:19,850 Stay there, Klausie. 1941 01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:22,690 [kissing] 1942 01:27:31,910 --> 01:27:34,080 - You flippin’ lunatic! - [James laughs] 1943 01:27:34,790 --> 01:27:37,000 What were you doing back there? 1944 01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,870 Ever since we got here, I have been wanting to kiss you. 1945 01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:41,940 And I guess I couldn’t let you go 1946 01:27:42,140 --> 01:27:43,630 without giving it another try. 1947 01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:45,460 [Hayley laughs] 1948 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,670 I know you said we’re from different worlds, 1949 01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:49,590 and you’re right. 1950 01:27:50,430 --> 01:27:51,490 But the only world I wanna live in 1951 01:27:51,690 --> 01:27:53,220 is the one where we get to be together. 1952 01:27:53,850 --> 01:27:55,100 And if that means 1953 01:27:55,890 --> 01:27:58,270 we have to build our own, then that’s what we’ll do. 1954 01:27:59,850 --> 01:28:01,480 We are meant to be, you know that? 1955 01:28:02,770 --> 01:28:03,650 [Hayley gasps] 1956 01:28:04,310 --> 01:28:06,090 A very wise man once told me, 1957 01:28:06,290 --> 01:28:08,320 "when you know, you know." 1958 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:11,700 And I think I’ve known since the first moment that I met ya. 1959 01:28:11,990 --> 01:28:12,850 Now... 1960 01:28:13,050 --> 01:28:16,040 stop talking and kiss me. 1961 01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:18,520 [triumphant music] 1962 01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:20,620 - Hey, hey, hey! - [clapping] 1963 01:28:22,290 --> 01:28:23,130 Hey! 1964 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:25,670 Hey, hey, hey... 1965 01:28:25,870 --> 01:28:26,700 we need to go now. 1966 01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:28,460 My brother’s shift is going to end. 1967 01:28:31,090 --> 01:28:31,930 Come on... 1968 01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:33,840 Come on! 1969 01:28:36,970 --> 01:28:38,930 - [Kath] Aww! - [kissing] 1970 01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:41,810 [Geoff] Put me daughter down! 1971 01:28:42,270 --> 01:28:43,550 Geoff, go get the bags. 1972 01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:44,690 What, again? 1973 01:28:45,770 --> 01:28:46,900 [Hayley] Santa Paws! 1974 01:28:47,190 --> 01:28:49,230 [cheering, laughter] 1975 01:28:58,830 --> 01:29:00,370 I’m gonna say it... 1976 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:02,610 that was one too many deserts. 1977 01:29:02,810 --> 01:29:03,620 Oh... 1978 01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:05,000 Definitely. 1979 01:29:06,420 --> 01:29:07,290 [Diane] {\i1}Look, Kath,{\i0} 1980 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:09,840 I don’t really do apologies. 1981 01:29:12,170 --> 01:29:14,340 Oh, sorry. I thought there was gonna be a ‘but’ after that. 1982 01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,850 Give me a second, I’m building up to it. 1983 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:18,850 But... 1984 01:29:20,060 --> 01:29:23,730 If I overstepped the mark, I really am very sorry. 1985 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,940 And I am also sorry 'cause I... 1986 01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:29,530 I shouldn’t have snapped at you like that. 1987 01:29:30,230 --> 01:29:32,320 And if it means anything to you, 1988 01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:34,950 if I had what you have, 1989 01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:36,570 I would be too proud too. 1990 01:29:40,790 --> 01:29:42,200 Thank you, Diane. 1991 01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:43,500 It does. 1992 01:29:43,870 --> 01:29:45,540 And I got you a present. 1993 01:29:45,790 --> 01:29:47,130 - Aah! - [Geoff] Ooh! 1994 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:50,670 It’s your book, isn’t it? 1995 01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,710 - A New York Times Bestseller. - Yeah. 1996 01:29:53,050 --> 01:29:54,680 [laughs] Thank you. 1997 01:29:55,130 --> 01:29:56,090 A toast. 1998 01:29:56,430 --> 01:29:58,140 To family. 1999 01:29:58,350 --> 01:30:01,290 Present and absent. 2000 01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:02,720 But always with us. 2001 01:30:03,930 --> 01:30:06,810 And... to new friends. 2002 01:30:07,190 --> 01:30:09,310 No matter how hard they are to understand. 2003 01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:12,070 [laughter] 2004 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,890 And... to snow trucks. 2005 01:30:15,090 --> 01:30:17,520 [group] To snow trucks! 2006 01:30:17,710 --> 01:30:19,320 - Yes... [laughs] - [Geoff] Cheers! 2007 01:30:19,870 --> 01:30:20,740 [Kaye] Cheers. 2008 01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:24,000 I suppose it's a cheat day for us, isn't it, darling? 2009 01:30:25,660 --> 01:30:30,590 Next year, I want us to spend Christmas at home. 2010 01:30:30,790 --> 01:30:33,050 [laughs] No problem, Dad. 2011 01:30:33,380 --> 01:30:34,840 Macclesfield it is. 2012 01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:37,700 No, girl. You misunderstand. 2013 01:30:37,900 --> 01:30:38,930 Home, home. 2014 01:30:40,890 --> 01:30:42,220 [table chatter] 2015 01:30:46,810 --> 01:30:48,940 Son, er, 2016 01:30:49,190 --> 01:30:50,920 maybe now is the time to give you 2017 01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,190 your other Christmas present. 2018 01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:00,120 I, I don’t... 2019 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,290 It was the ring I gave to your mother 2020 01:31:03,790 --> 01:31:05,450 all those years ago. 2021 01:31:06,790 --> 01:31:10,170 I thought perhaps that one day... 2022 01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:13,130 you might have some use for it. 2023 01:31:22,260 --> 01:31:23,250 Thank you. 2024 01:31:23,450 --> 01:31:24,420 [Geoff] We can put it in tin foil 2025 01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:26,060 - and put it in the hand luggage. - [Kath] We're not putting... 2026 01:31:26,270 --> 01:31:27,670 We'll put it in the hand luggage! 2027 01:31:27,870 --> 01:31:29,390 - You can't leave that... - Are you joking? 2028 01:31:29,850 --> 01:31:30,820 And, er... 2029 01:31:31,020 --> 01:31:32,860 whoever it is that you choose... 2030 01:31:33,690 --> 01:31:34,650 [laughter] 2031 01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:35,930 Your Lordship. 2032 01:31:36,130 --> 01:31:37,470 Might I borrow him for a second? 2033 01:31:37,670 --> 01:31:39,990 Er, yes, you may. 2034 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,910 Come on. Come with me. 2035 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:49,790 [giggles] See? I told you it’d be fine. 2036 01:31:50,870 --> 01:31:51,860 Ah... 2037 01:31:52,060 --> 01:31:53,610 Do you think we’ll ever have a Christmas 2038 01:31:53,810 --> 01:31:54,950 where it’s just the two of us? 2039 01:31:55,150 --> 01:31:56,260 Ah, what? 2040 01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:57,710 In our flat? 2041 01:31:59,300 --> 01:32:00,200 You opened it. 2042 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,550 Yeah, of course! 2043 01:32:02,140 --> 01:32:05,430 And yeah, I would love to move in with you, James. 2044 01:32:05,850 --> 01:32:09,560 But only if you go to film school in L.A. 2045 01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:12,600 You have to go. I think it’ll be amazing for ya. 2046 01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:14,020 And what about us? 2047 01:32:14,230 --> 01:32:16,470 Well, maybe I’ll come with ya, 2048 01:32:16,670 --> 01:32:17,640 maybe I won’t. 2049 01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:20,180 But I think we can cope with a bit of water 2050 01:32:20,380 --> 01:32:22,410 between us for 12 months. 2051 01:32:23,370 --> 01:32:24,640 But come with me, yeah? 2052 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:25,870 [Hayley giggles] 2053 01:32:26,330 --> 01:32:28,540 Hey, James Hughes, 2054 01:32:29,540 --> 01:32:32,320 you haven’t opened my Christmas present yet. 2055 01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:34,440 Aah! It really was a card. 2056 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:35,780 - Ooh... - You weren’t joking. 2057 01:32:35,980 --> 01:32:36,960 Open it! 2058 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:41,680 [romantic music] 2059 01:32:54,810 --> 01:32:55,900 When did you write this? 2060 01:32:57,610 --> 01:32:59,070 About six weeks ago. 2061 01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:01,450 Do you like it? 2062 01:33:05,410 --> 01:33:07,330 Yes, Hayley. 2063 01:33:09,290 --> 01:33:10,540 The answer’s yes. 2064 01:33:12,870 --> 01:33:14,170 [passionate music] 2065 01:33:19,420 --> 01:33:20,590 [laughter] 2066 01:33:37,150 --> 01:33:39,360 [family chatter] 2067 01:33:43,450 --> 01:33:44,720 [Hayley & James] We're engaged! 2068 01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,240 - [Kath] What? - [screaming & cheering] 2069 01:33:59,090 --> 01:34:01,210 [festive music] 2070 01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:16,920 â™Ș {\i1}Oh, the weather outside{\i0} {\i1}is frightful {\i0}â™Ș 2071 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:18,130 â™Ș {\i1}So frightful {\i0}â™Ș 2072 01:34:18,330 --> 01:34:20,260 â™Ș {\i1}But the fire{\i0} {\i1}is so delightful {\i0}â™Ș 2073 01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:21,510 â™Ș {\i1}So delightful {\i0}â™Ș 2074 01:34:21,710 --> 01:34:23,890 â™Ș {\i1}And since we’ve{\i0} {\i1}no place to go {\i0}â™Ș 2075 01:34:24,090 --> 01:34:25,100 I thought you’d never ask. 2076 01:34:25,300 --> 01:34:26,280 Dad! 2077 01:34:26,490 --> 01:34:27,910 Get a bit of swing going here. 2078 01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:29,270 Come on, Humph! 2079 01:34:29,470 --> 01:34:31,560 â™Ș {\i1}Man, it doesn’t show signs{\i0} {\i1}of stopping {\i0}â™Ș 2080 01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:33,190 â™Ș {\i1}And I’ve brought{\i0} {\i1}some corn... {\i0}â™Ș 2081 01:34:33,390 --> 01:34:34,370 What? 2082 01:34:34,660 --> 01:34:36,370 Oh, alright then. Alright. 2083 01:34:36,620 --> 01:34:37,790 Go on, Dad. 2084 01:34:38,630 --> 01:34:42,110 â™Ș {\i1}Let it snow, let it snow {\i0}â™Ș 2085 01:34:42,310 --> 01:34:45,260 â™Ș {\i1}When we finally{\i0} {\i1}kiss goodnigh{\i0}t â™Ș 2086 01:34:45,590 --> 01:34:46,990 â™Ș {\i1}How I hate going out... {\i0}â™Ș 2087 01:34:47,190 --> 01:34:48,220 What’s going on? 2088 01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:52,330 â™Ș {\i1}But if you really{\i0} {\i1}hold me tight {\i0}â™Ș 2089 01:34:52,530 --> 01:34:53,390 Don’t lose it. 2090 01:34:54,020 --> 01:34:55,640 [laughter] 2091 01:34:55,850 --> 01:34:58,670 â™Ș {\i1}Oh the fire is slowly dying {\i0}â™Ș 2092 01:34:58,870 --> 01:34:59,980 [Humphrey growls] 2093 01:35:00,770 --> 01:35:02,400 It's too big. [laughs] 2094 01:35:03,110 --> 01:35:05,190 â™Ș {\i1}But as long as you{\i0} {\i1}love me so {\i0}â™Ș 2095 01:35:06,530 --> 01:35:09,600 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! 2096 01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:11,410 Oh! Hey... 2097 01:35:12,410 --> 01:35:13,660 [laughter] 2098 01:35:14,950 --> 01:35:18,170 Oh, now you’re gonna get it! Oh! 2099 01:35:19,370 --> 01:35:20,880 - Alright Humph. - Here we go, love. 2100 01:35:21,290 --> 01:35:22,590 [Geoff] Here we go! 2101 01:35:23,750 --> 01:35:25,200 â™Ș {\i1}When we finally{\i0} {\i1}kiss goodnight {\i0}â™Ș 2102 01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:27,800 Oh, there’s another one. [laughter] 2103 01:35:28,050 --> 01:35:30,740 â™Ș {\i1}I hate going out in a storm {\i0}â™Ș 2104 01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:34,330 â™Ș {\i1}But if you really grab{\i0} {\i1}me tight {\i0}â™Ș 2105 01:35:34,530 --> 01:35:37,560 â™Ș {\i1}All the way home{\i0} {\i1}I’ll be warm {\i0}â™Ș 2106 01:35:37,770 --> 01:35:38,590 Yeah! 2107 01:35:38,790 --> 01:35:41,100 â™Ș {\i1}The fire is slowly dying {\i0}â™Ș 2108 01:35:41,690 --> 01:35:43,480 You’ve got the moves, eh? 2109 01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:46,840 â™Ș {\i1}But as long{\i0} {\i1}as you love me so {\i0}â™Ș 2110 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,390 - Aaah. - Ooh. 2111 01:35:48,590 --> 01:35:49,970 - She’s coming back. - You’d better get us out. 2112 01:35:50,170 --> 01:35:52,890 â™Ș {\i1}Let it snow, let it snow,{\i0} {\i1}let it snow {\i0}â™Ș 2113 01:35:53,090 --> 01:35:54,390 [laughter] 2114 01:35:54,590 --> 01:35:55,940 [cheering] 2115 01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:57,290 Woo! 2116 01:35:57,750 --> 01:35:59,920 [cheering & applause] 2117 01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:03,340 [Geoff] {\i1}Get a room!{\i0} 2118 01:36:04,420 --> 01:36:06,920 [outro music] 2119 01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:14,080 â™Ș {\i1}When the snowman brings{\i0} {\i1}the snow {\i0}â™Ș 2120 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:17,250 â™Ș {\i1}Well he just might like{\i0} {\i1}to know {\i0}â™Ș 2121 01:36:17,450 --> 01:36:22,350 â™Ș {\i1}He put a great big smile{\i0} {\i1}on somebody’s face {\i0}â™Ș 2122 01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:23,980 Come on, Diane. You’re up! 2123 01:36:25,230 --> 01:36:26,050 Come and join us. 2124 01:36:26,250 --> 01:36:28,490 - Love it! - Oh, no, no, no. No. 2125 01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:30,320 Come on. 2126 01:36:32,570 --> 01:36:34,450 - Come on, Humph! - Really? 2127 01:36:34,660 --> 01:36:36,100 - Get on your feet. Come on... - I don’t know this. 2128 01:36:36,300 --> 01:36:37,410 Hey, everyone knows this! 2129 01:36:37,790 --> 01:36:43,210 â™Ș {\i1}Well I wish could be{\i0} {\i1}Christmas every day {\i0}â™Ș 2130 01:36:43,630 --> 01:36:44,990 We don’t have this song at home. 2131 01:36:45,180 --> 01:36:50,490 â™Ș {\i1}When the kids start singing{\i0} {\i1}and the band begins to play {\i0}â™Ș 2132 01:36:50,690 --> 01:36:51,720 Ooh... 2133 01:36:51,930 --> 01:36:57,580 â™Ș {\i1}Oh, I wish could be Christmas{\i0} {\i1}every day {\i0}â™Ș 2134 01:36:57,780 --> 01:36:58,830 - Come on, Dad! - Up you come! 2135 01:36:59,030 --> 01:37:05,260 â™Ș {\i1}So let the bells ring out{\i0} {\i1}for Christmas {\i0}â™Ș 2136 01:37:05,460 --> 01:37:07,880 - Oh no, there’s more. - Right, dance break! 2137 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,780 I can do a caterpillar. 2138 01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:13,950 [squealing & laughter] 2139 01:37:15,410 --> 01:37:16,600 - [Kath] Do you like it? - [Diane] Yeah! 2140 01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:17,910 It’s the caterpillar! 2141 01:37:19,540 --> 01:37:20,540 Conga... 2142 01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:23,000 One, two, three... Woo! 2143 01:37:23,500 --> 01:37:24,610 Hold on, woo! 2144 01:37:24,810 --> 01:37:27,090 â™Ș {\i1}Well he just might{\i0} {\i1}like to know {\i0}â™Ș 2145 01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:32,840 â™Ș {\i1}He put a great big smile{\i0} {\i1}on somebody’s face {\i0}â™Ș 2146 01:37:34,260 --> 01:37:37,050 â™Ș {\i1}So if Santa brings{\i0} {\i1}the sleigh {\i0}â™Ș 2147 01:37:37,930 --> 01:37:40,770 â™Ș {\i1}All along the Milky Way {\i0}â™Ș 2148 01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:43,630 â™Ș {\i1}I’ll sign my name{\i0} {\i1}on the rooftop in the snow {\i0}â™Ș 2149 01:37:43,830 --> 01:37:47,270 â™Ș {\i1}Then he may decide to stay {\i0}â™Ș 2150 01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:53,320 â™Ș {\i1}Well, I wish could be{\i0} {\i1}Christmas every day {\i0}â™Ș 2151 01:37:54,950 --> 01:38:00,330 â™Ș {\i1}When the kids start singing{\i0} {\i1}and the band begins to play {\i0}â™Ș 2152 01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:07,460 â™Ș {\i1}Oh I wish could be Christmas{\i0} {\i1}every day {\i0}â™Ș 2153 01:38:08,420 --> 01:38:15,080 â™Ș {\i1}So let the bells ring out{\i0} {\i1}for Christmas {\i0}â™Ș 2154 01:38:15,270 --> 01:38:16,550 Grandad, up you come! 2155 01:38:17,050 --> 01:38:21,930 â™Ș {\i1}Why don't you give your love {\i0}â™Ș 2156 01:38:22,220 --> 01:38:24,140 â™Ș {\i1}For... {\i0}â™Ș 2157 01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:30,610 â™Ș {\i1}For Christmas {\i0}â™Ș 2158 01:38:31,110 --> 01:38:32,730 Where the F did that come from? 2159 01:38:32,940 --> 01:38:34,240 To love, to marriage. 2160 01:38:34,650 --> 01:38:36,490 - [cheering] - I’m amazing! 2161 01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,700 Merry Christmas! 150850

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