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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33,291 --> 00:00:36,291 - Do I look stupid? - No. Honestly, you look great. 4 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,708 Just great. 5 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:41,500 This goes in your ear, and this goes in your bag. 6 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,833 Don't screw me over. Your guy better be there. 7 00:00:45,916 --> 00:00:47,583 He will be. Don't worry. 8 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:52,125 - This is the last time. I'm only doing... - You're doing it to save your ass. 9 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,708 Let's go, you little rat. 10 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:57,375 I don't like when you call me that. 11 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,833 - Shut up. - Okay. 12 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:09,958 He'll be here any time now. Be careful. 13 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:12,166 He may be armed and dangerous. 14 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:15,208 - Greg, do you copy? - Loud and clear. 15 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,541 - This is a stupid mission. - You're the best man for it. 16 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:20,875 Everyone, get in position. 17 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,333 Santa! 18 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,458 Sorry, sorry. Santa! 19 00:01:25,541 --> 00:01:27,458 Yes, yes. 20 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:28,916 I'm next! 21 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:30,708 Who's this moron? 22 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,083 It's Santa! 23 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:35,041 - There's some idiot in line, is it normal? - Santa! 24 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,375 - Easy. - Yes. 25 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,666 This is ridiculous! 26 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,875 - He's gonna get us noticed! - I've got this. 27 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,416 - Go on. - Thank you, Suzanne! 28 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,541 - Easy. - Santa! 29 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:51,000 Hi, Santa. I'm René. 30 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:54,916 My mom used to call me "Peanut" to remind me of my allergy. 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,791 I'm so happy to see you! 32 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,916 I've never met a Santa like you before! 33 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 He's here. 34 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,125 Greg, the target is in front of you. 35 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,291 I see him. 36 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:11,291 Once they've made the exchange, I'll signal, you can step in. 37 00:02:11,541 --> 00:02:13,166 Calmly! 38 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:17,166 Who are you talking to? Do you hear voices, too? 39 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:20,666 I give presents, too, you know. I made one just for you. 40 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,750 This is Titoune! 41 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,416 Hello! 42 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,708 - He's shy. - He smells like shit. 43 00:02:27,416 --> 00:02:28,416 Shut up! 44 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,833 Strange man. 45 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,750 I don't know why he's shouting. 46 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:35,875 The exchange is underway. 47 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:39,875 - I repeat, the exchange is underway. - I'm on it. 48 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:55,708 He's got a gun! 49 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:08,416 A vigilante Santa. Let me help you! 50 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,916 Back off, you piece of shit! 51 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,500 Awesome! 52 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,291 - You think that's funny, dumbass? - Yes. 53 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,500 Now that's a Santa! 54 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:50,541 SO COOL 55 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,833 DEALING WITH CHRISTMAS 56 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:14,208 Why did you replace me with a narcotics guy for the new mission? 57 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:17,583 I had no choice. You took Christmas off 58 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:20,333 - to see your daughter. - That's my problem. 59 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:23,000 - I do the infiltrating. - I'll call you back. 60 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:28,208 Sorry, I know it's late. 61 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:31,041 Did you forget something? 62 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:32,791 Your daughter's show. 63 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,708 Sorry, something came up last minute. 64 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:38,583 You're such a jerk. You promised her. 65 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:43,750 There's her suitcase. Her plushies are in the bag, and I put 66 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:46,791 - her history books... - I can't take her. 67 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,916 They need me on a mission. Sorry. 68 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,000 I knew it. 69 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:57,750 You know what? I'll manage, but, for once, tell her yourself. 70 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:00,666 I'm tired of having to do it every weekend. 71 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,125 Okay. 72 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,541 What are you watching? 73 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:12,875 A Christmas movie. 74 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:38,875 Scottie! 75 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:46,583 Scottie! 76 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,291 Yeah? 77 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,500 Didn't I ask you to keep it down? 78 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,166 Okay, family meeting. Downstairs, now. 79 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,708 Copy that. Be right there. 80 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:05,250 - Mom, can I go out with my friends? - No. 81 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,708 You have practice tomorrow. 82 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:11,000 Being a professional figure skater takes hard work. 83 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,041 But I want to be a fashion designer! 84 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,875 That's not a profession. 85 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,083 Just because you didn't go pro and married some loser 86 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,583 - doesn't mean you can boss me around. - He's your father! 87 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:22,625 My roof, my rules. 88 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:24,125 Except we won't have a roof soon. 89 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,708 Meghan, I have to... 90 00:06:25,791 --> 00:06:27,291 No, wait... 91 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,375 - I need... - Mom... 92 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:32,166 - So... - Just... 93 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:35,791 Communicating with you is just impossible. 94 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:39,500 I'll show you that I have talent. 95 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,666 Meghan... 96 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:41,958 Ellen. 97 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:45,208 - Family meeting? - Yes. 98 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,458 What an idiot. 99 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,875 Don't be mean. He's a great dad. 100 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:54,666 You know how you were going to stay with me during the holidays? 101 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,458 Don't worry, I heard. 102 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,958 It's okay. 103 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:04,500 - I'll be here for Christmas, I swear. - You always say that. You never are. 104 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,750 This is different. I'm making a promise. 105 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:08,666 Come on. 106 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,958 Come on, again. 107 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,666 - Bedtime, honey. It's late. - But it's not over yet. 108 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,166 Come on, you know it by heart anyway. 109 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,041 - Love you, honey. - Goodbye. 110 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:20,875 Here. 111 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,833 - What's this? - Her letter to Santa. 112 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,875 What does she want? 113 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,916 For her father to be like the dad in the movie. 114 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,708 The idiot with the moustache? 115 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:35,958 How did she take it? 116 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:39,416 Fine. She's growing up. She gets it. She's not a little kid anymore. 117 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,500 Exactly, Greg, don't make her grow up too fast. 118 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:45,291 She just wants you to make some time for her. 119 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:48,833 It's stupid, but you'll be the one begging to see her soon. 120 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:54,041 - You gonna answer that? - Yes. 121 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,416 Hello? 122 00:07:57,916 --> 00:07:59,916 The operation is tomorrow. 123 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,250 So, listen, the informer will pick you up at the hotel tomorrow morning. 124 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,875 Room 24. Sleep there tonight. 125 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,875 You're the cook. 126 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,083 The new guy who cooks drugs for them. 127 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:14,750 When the drugs and boss are together, Lucas will signal, and we'll move in. 128 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:15,916 Got it. 129 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,458 - And don't screw up. - This is so much fun! 130 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,416 A little slalom right and then left! 131 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:24,958 Keep your eyes closed! 132 00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:27,250 - Are your eyes closed? - Yes. 133 00:08:27,916 --> 00:08:32,166 I know you're all upset about having to leave this house soon, 134 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:35,458 but Mom and I are in serious financial trouble, 135 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:38,250 and I can't find the $50,000 we'd need to keep it. 136 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:41,833 But your dad promised you a beautiful home. 137 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:43,708 And your dad always keeps his promises. 138 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,958 You can open your eyes. 139 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:51,750 Well? 140 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:58,166 But, Richard, we can't live like gypsies. 141 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,083 Gypsies? 142 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,416 Why don't we just ask Grandpa? He's loaded. 143 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,708 No, Meghan, you know we're not speaking. 144 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:09,083 And what's Santa Claus supposed to do? There's no chimney. 145 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,541 Santa Claus always finds a way. 146 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:14,791 Like an exhaust pipe or a rust hole. 147 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,708 Evening edition! 148 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:19,333 Hi, Meghan! Nice jacket! 149 00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:20,833 Quiet evening. 150 00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:24,041 Even a homeless person wouldn't live there. 151 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,083 - Ellen... - Wait, look! 152 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,875 Just take a look inside. 153 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:35,250 "Big Christmas Pair Skating Competition. 154 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:38,125 "The winner will take home the huge sum 155 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,958 "of $50,000!" 156 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:43,083 That's exactly what we need to save the house! 157 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:48,666 I think Ellen and Richard Silestone are getting their skates back on! 158 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,791 Now you know why Christmas is my favorite holiday. 159 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:53,750 There's always a miracle. 160 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:06,208 What kind of moron organizes a competition with such a huge prize? 161 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,791 The owners of the last house I need are former national champions. 162 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:15,625 If they save their house, my real estate plan will collapse. 163 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:20,541 The construction of my hotel and leisure complex starts on December 25... 164 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:24,125 ...and no one can get in my way. 165 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,208 Burk! Go pay that family a little visit. 166 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:30,416 Make sure they don't sign up for that competition. 167 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,250 I can't take any chances with the Silestones. 168 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,666 Richard Silestone? 169 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,375 I know him. I used to bully him in school. 170 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:43,291 Lucky Burk is here to give you value for your money. 171 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:46,916 Ma'am. 172 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:58,875 See, Meghan? 173 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,500 It's not so hard, is it? 174 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:01,583 No! 175 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,208 You have to train hard 176 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,791 to become a champion like your beautiful mother. 177 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,333 - I want to be a fashion designer. - Great! We'll pick this up tomorrow. 178 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:13,041 Come on. 179 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,625 That's very kind. 180 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,666 Thank you for processing my registration. 181 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:21,916 So, that's Ellen and Richard Silestone. 182 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,125 S-I-L-E... 183 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,125 That's right, Stone. 184 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,958 Stone at the end, then? Like the store? 185 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,125 Yes, like the store. 186 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,875 I used to love your cakes! 187 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,750 I'm so delighted to hear that. I put my heart into it. 188 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:36,625 I made that cake with a lot of love, 189 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,125 and that cake... 190 00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,208 Hello? 191 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:42,375 - Silestone. - Yes, that's my name. 192 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:46,583 - You suddenly sound very clear. - Silestone, behind you. 193 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,625 I don't understand. Behind me... 194 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:52,708 Unbelievable! 195 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:55,541 My old pal Burk Cunningham Jr.! 196 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,125 - It's so great to see you! - It is? 197 00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:01,500 - What are you doing now, you old rascal? - I'm a hoodlum. 198 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,333 - Listen to me, Richard. - That's excellent. 199 00:12:03,416 --> 00:12:05,125 If you compete in that damn competition, 200 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,208 you're gonna have a little mishap. 201 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,000 It's so kind of you to worry about my health, 202 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,125 - but I'm totally fine. - What an idiot. 203 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,750 Richard, if you compete, 204 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,916 I'll be paying your family a little visit. 205 00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:22,541 That's so nice of you! 206 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,625 Ellen would love to meet you. 207 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,625 - The kids... - I'm threatening you, asshole. 208 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:31,083 If you compete, I'm coming after you 209 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,958 - and your family, okay? - You're very close right now. 210 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,583 Remember back in the day, 211 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:38,500 - when I hit, it hurt. - That's true. 212 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,958 It's worse now. 213 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,666 Still just as fast as ever. 214 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,666 In case you still don't get it... 215 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,416 - Nice stomach! - No, wait... 216 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,458 A gun! 217 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:51,666 Why? 218 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,208 So you're a real hoodlum! 219 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,500 Come on, here's to the good old days. 220 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,791 And don't try to understand... 221 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,000 Oh, my! 222 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Oh, no! 223 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,208 Don't try and understand, just do what I say. 224 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,291 - Okay. - Stay away from the ice rink. 225 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,291 Are you all right? 226 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:13,166 - Don't let your wife persuade you. - Burk! Burk! 227 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,291 Don't look at it! 228 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:18,375 If you tell anyone about our little chat, 229 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,375 you're a dead... 230 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,458 - There we go. - Wait! 231 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,375 - Yes. - You're a dead man! 232 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,041 Capisce? 233 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,541 Understood, Captain. 234 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,208 Can you call an ambulance? 235 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,750 - The telephone's right there. - But I cut the line. 236 00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,625 What a mess I've gotten myself into. 237 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,250 How am I going to tell Ellen? 238 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,208 I need a solution, and fast. 239 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,083 Get your things, kids. We're going home. 240 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,166 - Okay. - Okay. 241 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,625 Ellen... 242 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,875 Richard! 243 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,333 - What happened to you? - If you only knew, dear. 244 00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:08,416 We can't enter the competition. 245 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,291 - What do you mean? - There was a hole at the entrance. 246 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,375 I stepped in it... 247 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,500 and twisted my knee. 248 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:17,416 - Fate is against us. - What are we going to do? 249 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,833 Sorry to bother you. 250 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:20,625 - Yes, you are bothering us. - Armando. 251 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,000 Ellen. 252 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,333 It's none of my business, 253 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:27,000 but I heard you talking about the house. 254 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,625 - That breaks my heart. - Thanks, but this is personal. 255 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,500 Now that Richard is handicapped... 256 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,791 - I'm not handicapped! - We could enter the competition together, 257 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,250 as a pair, you and me. 258 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,833 With your talent 259 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,625 and with my... 260 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,958 Well, I don't want to brag, 261 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,208 but my grace. 262 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:46,791 I think you do want to brag. 263 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,875 Richard, don't you think we'd make a good pair? 264 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:54,541 - See? Richard agrees. - I shook my head. That means "no." 265 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,000 But the prize money... 266 00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:01,208 The prize is yours. The money is for the house. 267 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,666 Ellen, I'm not going to force you. 268 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,458 - You get to say in. - "When?" 269 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,375 "When" what? When's the competition? 270 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,208 It's December 24th. They've got flyers everywhere. 271 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,625 Can he not read? 272 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,000 Sorry, I'm just joking. 273 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,083 - You would do that for us? - No! 274 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,416 He doesn't need to do this! Stop! Hello? 275 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500 Ellen! 276 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,291 He's tactile, that Chicano. 277 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,125 He's gonna screw your wife. 278 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,916 Sorry... 279 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,500 - Maybe we can start training tomorrow. - Of course they've been pinched, darling. 280 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,375 They were right there! 281 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,541 Say, two hours in the morning... 282 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,000 And two in the afternoon. 283 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,791 We had the same idea! 284 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,500 Where is the asshole who stole my daughter's crutches? 285 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,833 I'll break his legs. Where is he? 286 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,666 Please don't enter the competition with Armando. 287 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,750 SANTA CLAUS 288 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:06,833 MOM ME RICHARD 289 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:07,916 Are you jealous? 290 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,666 - That's new. - Jealous? Ridiculous! 291 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,916 It's not important, but... 292 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,875 It's very generous of him to want to help us, but no, we're not participating! 293 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,750 We're in great danger. Please. 294 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:21,125 Explain yourself. First, you lie about being hurt, 295 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:24,791 now you won't let me compete with Armando. It makes no sense! 296 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,541 - There's danger... - That's enough! 297 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,375 Tell me what's going on, 298 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,666 or you can learn how to read fortunes and steal copper, 299 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,166 and you can live in your gypsy trailer all alone. 300 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,083 - I'm going to enter that competition. - No, Ellen. 301 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,458 With or without you. 302 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:55,291 You mustn't... do this contest, we're in danger of dying, I mean, it's simple, I... 303 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,125 "I don't talk to liars." 304 00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,916 MERRY CHRISTMAS 305 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,291 Oh, no! 306 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,666 What kind of face is this? 307 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,916 Hello, Gregory. 308 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,625 - Who are you? - Isn't it obvious? 309 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,250 Don't mess with me! 310 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,583 - What is this? - This is what I do. 311 00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,708 - I'm more than just chimneys. - What the hell am I doing here? 312 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,291 - Your daughter's letter... - Don't talk about her, you old wino. 313 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:19,958 Save this family and you'll get back to your world. 314 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,750 To hell with this family. 315 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,791 Tibulin! I'm with a customer! 316 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,458 - There's a little problem. - What now? 317 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,583 - A little bug in the spell. - How? 318 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:35,458 Excuse me. 319 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,875 So, where did you send the other one? 320 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:41,958 Well... 321 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,791 - You call that a little bug? - I didn't want to worry you. 322 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,875 Excuse me, Chip and Dale, can you tell me what's going on? 323 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,875 You're close to being back in the mailroom. 324 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,083 - No! - Yes. 325 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:57,875 What the hell is going on? 326 00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:02,500 Everything's fine. 327 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:06,083 Okay, well, Tibulin and I have to get going. 328 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,541 A small word of advice, work fast. 329 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,000 Hey, you gypsies, I'm not done with you yet! 330 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:22,083 Oh, no, it's moustache-guy's house. 331 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:24,541 Holy shit, this is a nightmare. 332 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,000 Scottie. Scottie, one, two. 333 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,458 Scottie, Scottie... 334 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,791 Scottie, do you copy? 335 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,125 Scottie... 336 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,583 One! One, two! 337 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,291 Scottie, do you hear me? 338 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,375 Scottie, do you hear me? 339 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,666 Scottie, one, two, Scottie! 340 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:50,083 - Scottie, Scottie... - Hello? 341 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,833 Scottie! Scottie, listen! 342 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:55,958 This is crazy! I don't know where I am. 343 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,750 - Tell Mom, please. - Who are you? 344 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,625 What? Where's Scottie? I'm Richard Silestone. 345 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,708 What did you do to my son? 346 00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,833 Listen, if you hurt anyone in my family, 347 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:11,333 - I know some tough guys... - I don't give a shit about your family! 348 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,041 - What? - Where are you? 349 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,291 What do you mean, where am I? 350 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,125 Let's all just calm down! I don't know where I am. 351 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,500 I'm in a kind of... 352 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:23,458 - old hotel. And you? - I'm asking the questions. 353 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,916 No, I'm asking the questions. 354 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:31,333 - Okay, you ask the first question. - Look at yourself in the mirror. 355 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,666 - What do you look like? - Okay, but first, tell me who you are. 356 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,291 I'll explain later. We don't have time. 357 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,083 Okay. A mirror... 358 00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:49,708 - No, no, no... - Well? 359 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,291 I look like a prisoner! 360 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:55,250 - No! A bum. - That's me, you idiot. 361 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:56,500 We've swapped bodies. 362 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,541 Sorry. You're not the easiest on the eyes. 363 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,958 I'm so sorry, 364 00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:06,583 I'm lost. Can you explain everything from the beginning? 365 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:10,333 Okay, I'll try, but this seems crazy to me, too. 366 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,000 I saw Santa Claus. He swapped our worlds. 367 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,333 Sorry, but why would Santa Claus put such an evil spell 368 00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:18,000 on you, 369 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,791 - some poor homeless guy? - I'm not homeless! 370 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,791 And you live in a disgusting trailer! 371 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:26,625 Don't talk like that about... my home! 372 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:32,000 I could have come alone. You didn't have be here. 373 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,958 Yes, I did. Now drop it. 374 00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:39,791 - Are you crying, Richard? - No, because this isn't real. 375 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:42,208 - I'm hanging up. - Richard... 376 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,166 It's all fake, all a dream. 377 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,375 Look at that sad little Christmas tree. 378 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:50,000 Usually, though, when I dream, everything is kind of vague. 379 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,791 I know, I'll prove it by cutting myself. 380 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,833 - Richard? - I cut myself. 381 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:59,375 This is real. I repeat, 382 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:01,958 this is real, whoever you are. 383 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,291 This is really happening. 384 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,958 - Which room is it? - 24. 385 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:10,000 What are you doing? 386 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,791 Why are you sweating? 387 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:15,500 I'm not sweating. I'm just wearing a lot of layers. 388 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,000 Someone is at the door. 389 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,708 - Shit. - Why? 390 00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:22,625 - Go see who it is. - I don't want to. 391 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:24,916 Richard, get yourself together and go see who it is. 392 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,166 I'm moving towards the peephole. I'm at the peephole. 393 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:34,750 There are two of them. They look very fit. 394 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,666 Does one of the guys have blond curly hair, a vacant stare, 395 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,583 - stocky, looks dumb as a rock? - Well, 396 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,708 that was a little mean, but yes. 397 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,666 - Richard, listen. - Yes. 398 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,333 - Do you want to come home? - Yes. 399 00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:46,541 Absolutely. 400 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,166 - Hide, and don't make any noise. - Over and out. 401 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:54,083 - Why isn't he answering? - He must have gone shopping. 402 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,791 I don't know. 403 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,333 Something wrong? 404 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,666 Where is he? 405 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,375 - Not here. - And you think I'm gonna trust you? 406 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:08,583 He's not here. Let's go. 407 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,583 I'm calling Laila. 408 00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,833 What? Please don't call her. 409 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,166 You found me! 410 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,166 Greg's here. 411 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:40,083 Be ready to go as soon as Lucas gives the signal. 412 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:44,375 We need Laila and the drugs together, so don't rush. 413 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:45,625 Copy that. 414 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:48,458 - Doing well? - Good, and you? 415 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:50,625 Hey, doesn't he look like Mohamed Salah! 416 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,750 - Crazy. - Look at him. 417 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,208 A little roadblock. 418 00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,250 Wait. 419 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,250 I'll help you turn around. 420 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,166 It's Hedi, move! 421 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,375 That's some security you have. 422 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,375 Yes? 423 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:29,625 - Let's go. - Okay. 424 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:33,125 - So, we're here. Okay. - What's up, guys? 425 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:35,375 - Yo. - Good evening. Oh, it's daytime. 426 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,791 Happy holidays. 427 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:38,000 Enjoy the workout. 428 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,000 Who is this guy? 429 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,125 - What? - What's he talking about? 430 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:44,791 I don't know. 431 00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:48,125 Must be all the drugs he's been cooking. 432 00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:49,708 Excuse me. 433 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,458 Could you tell me where we're going? 434 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:56,958 Okay, so it's a surprise. 435 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,375 This is nice. 436 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,208 Great. So this is an L-shaped property, and this bit leads to... 437 00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:06,875 - Nothing. That's it. - Okay, let's get to it. 438 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:10,208 Laila wants everything ready in two hours. Start cooking. 439 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,958 Laila, you said? 440 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,083 Lila? Leilei? 441 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,791 Oh, Laila! Yes! 442 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:24,666 You weren't pronouncing it right. Where are you from? 443 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,416 Sorry, not relevant. 444 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,250 So, what did Laila want me to cook again? 445 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,708 What do you mean... 446 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,375 Your... Your specialty. 447 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:39,666 It's why we brought you here, you know, the... 448 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,333 We set this up so that you... 449 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:42,625 Yes, the... 450 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,083 Right. Of course. 451 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:48,625 He's right. I'll make my specialty. 452 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:53,125 My specialty, which is made from everything you have here, 453 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,083 and I can't thank you enough. 454 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:58,625 So, everything is here. Chocolate, perfect. 455 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,375 That's strong stuff. What... That's old chocolate. 456 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,000 I won't be using that. 457 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:12,666 And you have some... clod-shaped chocolate? 458 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:17,291 - Are you done with the inventory? - I'm done. Let's begin. 459 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,333 And we're off! I just need to wash my hands. 460 00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:24,583 - Bathroom's there. - Thanks. I cut myself. 461 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,958 It really hurts! Okay. 462 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:31,083 Sorry. It'll pass. 463 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,208 You sure of your guy? 464 00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:36,416 - Hello? Can you hear me? - Hello. 465 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,416 - Yes, hello. - Where are you? 466 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,500 - I'm at their place. - Why did you follow them? 467 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:42,583 I didn't... 468 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:45,125 Are you crazy? I hid. They found me. 469 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:48,625 They brought me here, wherever this is, and asked me to cook. 470 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,541 - Are you a chef? - Play for time. 471 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,625 Cook whatever they want. Don't draw attention, don't talk. 472 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,041 - I need to get back. - Okay. 473 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:59,541 - How can I help your family? - The competition. 474 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:03,041 Don't let Ellen and Armando skate together. 475 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:06,416 - It's a matter of life and death. - Armando who's gonna screw your wife? 476 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:08,416 Sorry? 477 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,625 - Where can I find him? - The ice rink. 478 00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:13,041 Please, promise me you'll go there. 479 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,000 - Yes. - Scout's honor? 480 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,166 Scout's honor. 481 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:19,250 No, you're not saying it like you mean it. 482 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,708 Please. 483 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:22,791 - Scout's honor. - Still sounds insincere. 484 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,375 - Try harder. - Shut up! 485 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,625 You shut up! 486 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:27,416 - Hurry up! - All done. 487 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,958 It was just a little cut, nothing serious. 488 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:47,458 Gentlemen, if it's my specialty you want, then you shall have it. 489 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:52,458 We already have the flour, great quality, by the looks of it. 490 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:54,875 The chocolate, not so much. 491 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:59,708 But to make the best gingerbread in Connecticut, I'll need more. 492 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:00,791 What? 493 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:03,041 I need more ingredients, I don't know. 494 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,541 Where do you keep your cooking utensils? 495 00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:10,250 - I really think it's the drugs... - Enough of that! 496 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,916 What's this? 497 00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:24,375 - Yes. Sorry. - What do you need? 498 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:27,750 - Lots of things. - Look, make us a list. 499 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,416 - Yes. - Give it to Lucas. Got it? 500 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,875 - Got it. - I'll be back in two hours. 501 00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:34,541 Very good. 502 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:38,333 - Do you think he likes me? - What are you playing at? 503 00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:41,375 You want us to get caught with your bullshit? 504 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,208 Are we working together? 505 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,791 No. Okay, so... 506 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:52,041 I've got work to do. We've got a lot on our plate. 507 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,125 Let's go! 508 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,708 Three, four, flamenco square, five, six, break our wrists. 509 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,625 That's great. Very Spanish. 510 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:01,333 Now, move your hips. 511 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:02,958 - Come on. - Armando! 512 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:05,500 - Your hands should be higher up. - Sorry. 513 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:07,916 You gotta move your hips if you want to keep your home. 514 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,291 - Lower. - Sorry. 515 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,208 Some partners say yes, others no, others maybe. 516 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,708 - One time I thought a no was a yes. - Pepito, beat it. 517 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:17,416 Richard? 518 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,541 What do you know? He's cured. 519 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,125 Don't make me come out there. 520 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:26,291 What's this, Richard? You want to provoke me? 521 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,500 You want to provoke me? 522 00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:30,208 What's wrong with you? 523 00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:32,208 Come on, then, if you're man enough! 524 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,750 I'm gonna kick your butt, Zorro. 525 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:37,333 No, Richard, just let it go! 526 00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:41,541 He dropped like a stone. 527 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:44,791 - Can he not walk? - Armando, I've never seen you like this. 528 00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,416 - I'm just joking. - Are you okay? 529 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,916 Richard, you don't know who you're dealing with. 530 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,958 I used to do Spanish kickboxing! 531 00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:56,500 You're talking to Armando Costa Noches De la Treigo, aren't you! 532 00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:57,916 So... 533 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,791 You don't know where it'll come from. Maybe this one? Or this one? 534 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,083 One of them will go off? 535 00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:04,541 Come on! 536 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,708 Your choice. Right or left? 537 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,250 He didn't see that one coming! Hey, this one... 538 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,333 Beat it, clown, 539 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:24,916 before I really lose it. 540 00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:31,583 You shouldn't have done that! 541 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,750 You humiliated me like a circus animal. 542 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:39,625 Like Pepino, the little circus monkey in Santiago, Chile. 543 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,750 His master forced him to walk 544 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:45,416 on hot coals, burning the little pads on his hands and feet. 545 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,000 But I, 546 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:49,708 I'm not Pepino. No, no! 547 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:53,125 I'm not Pepino! You should not have done that! 548 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:54,750 Richard! 549 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:59,833 Ellen, I never thought I'd have to be violent in front of a woman, 550 00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:02,458 but this... 551 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:07,708 this is the time to fight! 552 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,500 I hardly touched you. Is your nose made of plastic? 553 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,166 Don't touch me! 554 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:25,458 - Your husband is sick! Sick! - I'm sorry. 555 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:27,750 I won't be entering the competition with you. 556 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:30,583 Don't touch me! You're not worth it. 557 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:32,916 No, Armando Miguel. 558 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:37,125 He's making a fuss over nothing, as if I kicked him in the knob. 559 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,750 Done. No competition for me. 560 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,375 What have you done? 561 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:44,333 So I beat him up a little. 562 00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:46,541 Maybe I went too far. Sorry. 563 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:50,291 I thought you wanted to save the house, but you've ruined everything. 564 00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:56,041 I never want to see you again, Richard. 565 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:08,166 This whole thing is starting to bug me. 566 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,666 Okay, well... 567 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:16,208 What now? 568 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:19,125 - Got everything? - Almost. 569 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:22,791 - Couldn't find any nutmeg. I got cinnamon. - That's not the same thing! 570 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,541 - They're completely different spices! - Same color. 571 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:28,791 It's a matter of flavor, not color! 572 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,666 I got the rest, eggs, 573 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:33,791 - sugar, flour... - Well, that's something. 574 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,833 I got this, but I don't know why. 575 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,250 Who is it for? 576 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,041 That? 577 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,833 - There. - How is it going? 578 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,208 Good. 579 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:16,625 - You okay? - I'm okay, yeah. 580 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,791 Great. 581 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,375 - You sure? - Yes! 582 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,583 I feel pleased with myself, which is rare. 583 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:27,791 It's hot. 15 minutes and it's done. 584 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:29,083 Relax! Yeah. 585 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:31,583 It's hot! How are you doing? 586 00:34:31,666 --> 00:34:33,208 - Give me a kiss. - No. 587 00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:34,500 A kiss! All good. 588 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:44,916 I think she's going to be happy. We're going to see Lailai, right? 589 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,250 Okay. 590 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:50,750 Good evening! 591 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,291 What's up, guys? 592 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:56,041 Hello, gentlemen. 593 00:34:58,416 --> 00:35:00,291 That's that bird that repeats things. 594 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:02,000 - A parrot. - That's right. 595 00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:04,291 You need to watch what you say in front of it 596 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:08,000 because if it hears a secret, it'll tell the wife. 597 00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:10,416 Say "parrot." 598 00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,125 "Parrot!" 599 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:16,791 Hello. 600 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:21,666 - That's Laila. - I see. 601 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,208 First of all, 602 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:28,750 hello, Lailai. It's a pleasure to meet you. 603 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:30,625 - Go on. - So... 604 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,000 Well, this is for you. 605 00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:36,916 It wasn't easy. 606 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,291 I hope you like it. Could you... 607 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,583 Could you just... 608 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,166 No, that's fine. 609 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,958 Careful! That would be a shame! 610 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:48,208 There you go. 611 00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:50,833 Don't worry, I've got it. 612 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:54,958 I did my best. The presentation isn't perfect, 613 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:57,083 but it's edible, Lailai. 614 00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:58,541 Okay, so... 615 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,583 There you go. 616 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,666 What is this shit? 617 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,750 I'm sorry? 618 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:11,291 Hold on, I went through a lot of trouble for that, 619 00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:14,666 - so try it before you judge. - Who wants a taste? 620 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,833 - Brahim. - Yeah. 621 00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:22,041 Thank you, sir. 622 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:25,583 - Let's begin the tasting. - It's the drugs. 623 00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:29,166 I chose as my theme, "After School Family Outing." 624 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:31,541 Here you can see the dad, 625 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,708 who is bigger than Mom. 626 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:36,416 Not that I'm saying that dads are necessarily bigger. 627 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,500 I mean... 628 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:40,625 Usually, they tend to be bigger, 629 00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:44,000 but a husband can be smaller. I don't know her husband. 630 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,916 Anyway, that works, too. 631 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,250 I made a child the same size as Mom 632 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:52,541 because I wanted to make the cookies the same size. 633 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:55,750 I don't want whoever gets the child cookie 634 00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:59,041 to complain, "I got the small one!" 635 00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:01,416 So it's a teenager 636 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,583 whose parents are picking him up after school. 637 00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:05,916 The teen is embarrassed. 638 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,333 Not every kid likes to be picked up by their parents. 639 00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:12,083 They're picking him up for a weekend trip. 640 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:15,166 THE SNITCH Go! 641 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:17,208 Okay, guys, go. 642 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,708 Because this family is wealthy, 643 00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:25,333 as you can see, I've added some jewels. 644 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:29,083 Mom has lots of jewelry, because women love... 645 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,250 You yourself have a necklace, so it's a fitting theme. 646 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,500 - And... - Just taste it, Brahim, goddamn it! 647 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:39,833 I'll try the son. 648 00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:44,625 First off, nice presentation. Very well executed. 649 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:47,416 - But we can't tell what he's looking at. - What? 650 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:51,666 He's in the middle, so he's looking at both Mom and Dad. 651 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:54,458 So, Mom's to the left and Dad is above him? 652 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:57,708 No, Dad's taller, that's why he's looking up like that. 653 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:05,458 If you don't mind me saying so, I would have used nutmeg, not cinnamon. 654 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:09,541 That's crazy! That's what I had 655 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:11,958 - on my list, so... - But there wasn't any. 656 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,916 Right. Well done! 657 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,500 Crunchy. 658 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:22,458 - Can you taste the fondant? - I can. 659 00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:24,833 Is it just because I said it, or do you taste it? 660 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:28,333 - No, I tasted it. - Of course. That's not easy. 661 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,333 You okay? 662 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,458 - It's great! - Yeah? 663 00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,166 I never miss. 664 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,833 Yeah! That's what it did to me, too! 665 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,916 - Come on! - Hedi. 666 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,125 - Calm down. - Everyone have a taste! 667 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,041 Police! On the floor! 668 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:01,333 Hey, look, elves! 669 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:03,416 - Police! On the ground! - Hands! 670 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,000 - On the ground! - Hands! 671 00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:07,958 - We were just dancing! - Don't move! 672 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:21,000 - What have we done? - Alpha, search. 673 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,500 Alpha, search! 674 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,166 We didn't find anything. 675 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,208 How is that possible? 676 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:32,666 I don't know. 677 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:37,000 Okay, sorry for the disturbance. We got a bad tip. 678 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,875 Gentlemen, let's go. 679 00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:40,666 Have a nice day! 680 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:57,833 Mark, I don't know what he's up to, but let's be ready to go back in, okay? 681 00:39:57,916 --> 00:40:00,833 Laila, damn you, I told you not to work with strangers. 682 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:02,583 - It's not "Lailai"? - Shut up. 683 00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,333 - Okay. - Lucas. 684 00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:06,666 - Admit it, you're a rat. - Let go of me. 685 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:10,250 Let go. If he was a cop, would he have hidden it? 686 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,791 It's in the cookies. The dog didn't find anything. 687 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,541 - It's not my fault. - He's right. 688 00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:17,458 - What? - Pliers. 689 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:21,625 - No. Wait, Laila. - You disrespected me, Hedi. 690 00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:23,541 You know the rules. 691 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,333 Can't you make an exception? 692 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:35,416 Just to clarify, once and for all, 693 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,500 Is it Lai Lai or Lailaley? 694 00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,333 You're quite something. 695 00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,416 Thanks. That's nice of you to say. 696 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,708 Why didn't the dogs touch the cookies? 697 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:48,458 Well, that's a technique I learned from Eddy. 698 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:51,833 - Hedi? - No, not Hedi. 699 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:54,750 Not your Hedi, another Eddy. 700 00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,750 He was a Golden Retriever. 701 00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:59,375 He used to eat everything he saw. 702 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,875 I've never seen anything like it. 703 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,583 Such a good boy, but he ate everything. 704 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,875 You'll never guess what his nickname was. 705 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:09,208 Know what we called him? Go on, guess! 706 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,333 Greedy Eddy! 707 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,500 So I added a repellent, 708 00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:18,458 a food additive. 709 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,625 I put it in his dog biscuits. 710 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:24,958 Then he started losing weight, because he'd stopped eating... 711 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:26,750 and then he died. 712 00:41:28,041 --> 00:41:29,833 He was gone in a week. 713 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,083 You're joining our team. 714 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:34,541 - Okay. - Welcome. 715 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,666 Thanks. 716 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,125 Sorry! 717 00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:39,291 Kiss? 718 00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:42,833 Sorry, I thought it was a way to... 719 00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:45,125 Sorry. 720 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,958 Smile, Hedi. 721 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:56,791 Now, give me a kiss. 722 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,583 There, all done. 723 00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:05,916 Your friend doesn't look too good. 724 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,291 What? The police didn't find anything? 725 00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:28,375 Like what? We made cookies. 726 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:31,583 - You're kidding me. - They're very happy with me. 727 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:34,416 They've placed a big order. A "thank you" would've been nice. 728 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:35,541 This is a nightmare. 729 00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:37,083 How are you doing? 730 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:40,291 It's been dealt with. Bernardo won't be entering the competition. 731 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:42,250 - That's great! - There's more. 732 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:43,750 Your wife... 733 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:46,000 - She wants to leave you. - That can't be. 734 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:47,083 - Yes. - No. 735 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,833 - I promise you, she does. - Why? 736 00:42:49,916 --> 00:42:51,416 Something about the house. 737 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:56,333 Richard? 738 00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:58,416 Richard, are you crying? 739 00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:03,083 It's just a lot to deal with in one day. 740 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:04,875 Save the house. 741 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,416 Please. 742 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,583 What do I do? I'm not entering that stupid competition. 743 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:13,416 That's right, don't enter the competition. 744 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:16,458 Figure skating can be ruthless. 745 00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,958 Ever heard of Tonya Harding? 746 00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:22,625 - I don't care! Just tell me what to do! - Go see Georges, 747 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:25,125 Ellen's father. She hates him. 748 00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:29,166 Beg him to give you money. Ellen mustn't know. 749 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,083 Or she'll definitely leave me. 750 00:43:31,166 --> 00:43:33,916 If he agrees, you'll have saved my family. 751 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,625 Is that all I have to do? 752 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:39,625 It won't be easy. I'm not his favorite person. 753 00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:40,833 That's not surprising. 754 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:42,375 It's like this. 755 00:43:42,458 --> 00:43:45,125 Georges was our skating coach. 756 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:49,500 When he found out we were getting married, we had a falling out. 757 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,291 He's a hard man. 758 00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,458 Enough with the dance stories! 759 00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:56,416 - Right, sorry. - Where can I find him? 760 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,541 Easy. When you leave the house... 761 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,125 Oh, yeah, the old guy is loaded. 762 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:46,333 Georges? 763 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,583 Richard Silestone. 764 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,791 For you to show your face here, you must be in some deep shit. 765 00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,166 You have no idea. 766 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,750 - What's that? - Probably a wolf. 767 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:06,208 I set up some traps to protect the cattle. 768 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,833 - Come in. - Big house for such a little man. 769 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,875 - Go to hell. - We're off to a good start. 770 00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:17,833 If someone had told me Richard Silestone would be having a whisky with me... 771 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:21,375 Careful where you step. This old place is falling to pieces. 772 00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:23,750 Where are you going? 773 00:45:24,375 --> 00:45:27,166 Man-to-man talks are always held by the fire. 774 00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:29,125 Have a seat. 775 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:39,291 - What do you want? - I need money to save the house. 776 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,375 I knew it. 777 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,375 Twenty years, not even a phone call, 778 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,833 and now you're begging for a fistful of dollars. 779 00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:48,250 I told my daughter she was betting on the wrong horse. 780 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:51,041 If I found you grazing on my land, I'd shoot you. 781 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:53,333 All right, enough. Yes or no? 782 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:58,250 You have no honor. You won't even fight for your family. 783 00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:02,333 You'd rather come here and grovel than earn the money yourself. 784 00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:05,166 - Meaning? - I know about the competition. 785 00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:09,416 - Why won't you enter it? - I don't skate. It's stupid. 786 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:11,750 Coward. 787 00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:15,041 Vulture. 788 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:17,875 Loser. 789 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:23,166 - Asshole. - Now you're starting to piss me off. 790 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:26,666 Just give me the money, so I can get out of here. 791 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,208 Go on, hit me! 792 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,250 I'm not giving you a penny! 793 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:34,291 - Goddamn it! - I'd rather die than give you anything! 794 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:37,083 If you want your house back, there's only one solution. 795 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,875 Get back on your skates. I'll help you. 796 00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:45,500 - I can't learn to skate in two days. - Nonsense. You never forget. 797 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,416 It's a stupid idea. 798 00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:50,416 What's that noise? 799 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,750 - Silestone, you're a dead man. - Who are you? 800 00:46:57,833 --> 00:47:00,375 - What are you doing here? - Shut up, Willow. 801 00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:05,083 Stupid traps! You're gonna pay for this. There aren't even any wolves around here! 802 00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:08,875 Silestone, I warned you not to start skating again. 803 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,625 Get out of my house! Now! 804 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:12,916 You'll be leaving first, in a box. 805 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,583 I'm about to teach you an Irish dance 806 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,500 called the Argentine Tango. 807 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:26,708 Sir, would you mind giving me my gun? 808 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:36,333 - I'm about to lose it. - If you mean your foot, yes. 809 00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:39,416 I know I came here to threaten you, 810 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,958 but could you put some ice... 811 00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,500 on my shoe... 812 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,750 and not take part in the competition? 813 00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:48,875 Would you mind calling me... 814 00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:52,208 an ambulance? 815 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:54,750 Are you sure two days will be enough? 816 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,083 Yes. 817 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,000 All right, let's do it. 818 00:48:11,416 --> 00:48:13,583 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 819 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,000 Let's go. 820 00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:24,583 You're going to cook here. We'll get you the gear. 821 00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:27,000 You'll train the guys. 822 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:28,583 You have 24 hours. 823 00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:31,666 Okay. 824 00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:35,000 So, training and production. 825 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:37,458 - How many units? - Fifteen thousand. 826 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:42,583 - What... fifteen thousand? - Are you missing anything? 827 00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:46,791 Time! I need at least another day 828 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:48,458 for training alone. 829 00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:52,500 - You've got 24 hours. - Okay, 24 hours, that works. 830 00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:53,625 See you later. 831 00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:56,375 Give him whatever he wants. 832 00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:59,625 - In the best possible conditions. - Okay. 833 00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:01,750 You need anything? 834 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,250 Do you need anything? 835 00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:07,208 - Can I be perfectly honest? - Sure. 836 00:49:08,916 --> 00:49:10,208 My family. 837 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,541 - Especially during the holidays. - That's normal. 838 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:18,125 Thanks, because I feel like no one really understands. 839 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:20,083 - Kids? - Yes. 840 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,500 I understand. I like taking them to the fair. 841 00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:25,333 - I like the ice rink. - Carnival games, roller coasters. 842 00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:29,291 The games are more our thing. They're afraid of roller coasters. 843 00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:32,541 - Not all kids are, though. - Really? Your older ones... 844 00:49:32,625 --> 00:49:34,958 - How many do you have? - How many what? 845 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:36,625 - Children. - Oh, I don't. 846 00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:38,666 What? 847 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:42,250 - You take your nieces and nephews? - No, the children are already there. 848 00:49:44,291 --> 00:49:48,708 - But you said that you take them... - To the fair. 849 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:51,750 - So you get them from somewhere. - The ice rink. 850 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:55,291 Oh, wow! Okay... 851 00:49:56,875 --> 00:50:00,250 - Great talking to you. - Yeah, thanks. You too. 852 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,833 - Aren't you going? - No, why? 853 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,708 My children... 854 00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:11,166 Yes, the children. 855 00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:13,458 - Yeah, my children. - It's normal. 856 00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:17,208 I take them to the fair. Some are scared, others aren't. 857 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,375 - Yeah. - Sometimes the ice rink, too. 858 00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:20,666 Right. 859 00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:22,250 What time is it? 860 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:23,958 Oh, wow! Okay... 861 00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:28,041 - Great talking to you. - No problem. 862 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:36,666 We'll check with the Asians and the New Mexican investors later. 863 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:42,333 I'll see you at night golf practice later, Edouard. I don't have time now. 864 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,791 Darling. 865 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:48,291 Sorry, work problems. Something you'll never have to experience. 866 00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:51,458 Apparently, someone's at the door. 867 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:52,750 Come in. 868 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:58,208 Good God, Burk, what are you doing on that skateboard? 869 00:50:58,291 --> 00:50:59,916 Mr. Nicecocks, 870 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,458 I did everything I could, but I have terrible news. 871 00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:06,250 Silestone is going to enter the competition. 872 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:10,166 How is that possible? You were supposed to persuade him not to! 873 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:13,083 - Did he do this to you? - Silestone? No. 874 00:51:13,916 --> 00:51:17,541 It was a pothole. The ambulance had to swerve. 875 00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:21,500 It went into a ditch, and the momentum rolled me down a hill. 876 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:24,541 There were these foxes there who thought I was garbage... 877 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:26,750 - They wanted to eat me. - Enough. That's enough. 878 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:31,000 If I understand you correctly, I'll have to handle things myself again. 879 00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,333 On my own. 880 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:37,416 Well, maybe with a little help. 881 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:40,416 Oksana, it's time you joined the dance. 882 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:42,916 Me not dance. Me skate. 883 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,875 If only you knew how right you are. 884 00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:07,750 It's worse than I thought. 885 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:12,708 Okay, we're starting from scratch. 886 00:52:12,791 --> 00:52:15,375 You've put on weight, like a cow just before slaughter. 887 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,916 You used to be mediocre, now you're just terrible. 888 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,416 Doesn't surprise me. From now on, 889 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:24,958 we're going to eat, sleep, and shit skating. 890 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:28,125 You're going to do things you've never done before. 891 00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:32,500 - Get on your knees and close your eyes. - Excuse me? 892 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,875 What you talking about, Lucky Luke? 893 00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:38,541 - I don't do that. Ever. - Okay, we're done then. 894 00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:41,041 Okay, don't get all huffy. 895 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,625 - Hey! - Come on, let's get to work. 896 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:54,791 Wait, why can't I take this off? 897 00:52:54,875 --> 00:52:56,708 Hey, little man, what's... 898 00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:05,916 I use it on animals when they run away. 899 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,083 Good boy! 900 00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:10,166 Come on, let's get to work. 901 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:12,458 - We don't have much time. - You bastard. 902 00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:14,500 So, it's silver, then gold, right? 903 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:15,958 That's the order. 904 00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:19,083 - This kicks ass, man. - Why do you get to do the star? 905 00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:22,291 - Back off. It's just a star. - What did you say? 906 00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:25,458 No, no, no! Chocolate goes in the chocolate area. 907 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:27,083 - What you playing at? - What? 908 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,458 Christmas sweaters, presents? 909 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:34,166 Excuse me for wanting to make Christmas cookies in a pleasant atmosphere! 910 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,583 Don't give me that face. And change your attitude. 911 00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:39,875 You're inner world creates... 912 00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:42,500 - You better check yourself! - Back off, man! 913 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:45,583 No, no! Let him go! 914 00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:47,333 Let him go! 915 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:49,958 That's right. Not in my kitchen. 916 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,958 - He started it. - I don't care who started it. 917 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:53,583 Adelaide! 918 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:55,541 - It's Abdoulaye. - What did I say? 919 00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:56,625 Adelaide. 920 00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:59,250 With an "I"? Doesn't matter. 921 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:01,708 - Come on! Swear jar. - No! 922 00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:03,958 - Swear jar. - I said "your mom", 923 00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,333 - I didn't say "fuck your mom"... - You never stop! 924 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:10,250 Let's cut the cord of aggression! Cut it! 925 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:11,625 It's cut. 926 00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:13,666 - Amity, you, too. - It's "Amidou." 927 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,083 Whatever. Come on. 928 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:17,333 Okay! 929 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,166 Gentlemen, we have 24 hours. Get cooking! 930 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,875 Come on, lazybones! 931 00:54:31,916 --> 00:54:33,208 You're not even trying! 932 00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:35,625 Come on, faster, you donkey! 933 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,166 Unbelievable. 934 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,708 Move it! Come on! 935 00:54:46,541 --> 00:54:47,541 Shit! 936 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:16,250 - What's wrong, brother? - I'm okay. 937 00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,833 Actually, I'm not. 938 00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:23,208 - I'm just not in the mood for fun. - Why not? 939 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:31,291 My wife is leaving me. 940 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,000 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 941 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:36,708 If only my family could see what I've achieved with you, 942 00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:39,250 they'd be so proud. 943 00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:42,416 I'm not sure that'll help. Why don't you keep it to yourself? 944 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,250 - Yeah. - No. 945 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:48,958 You should be proud of yourself, too. 946 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,083 - You're very talented. - Thanks. 947 00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:54,625 - You should keep it up once this is done. - Really? 948 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,500 - Absolutely. - I really enjoy it. 949 00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:58,333 - You've found your calling. - Thanks. 950 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,125 You've had some training, haven't you? 951 00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:03,208 I worked in a Brioche Dorée for a while. 952 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:06,666 You can always tell when someone has worked someplace sophisticated. 953 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:09,541 - It's more like a sandwich shop. - High-end. 954 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:12,875 - It's expensive. Four euros a sandwich. - Right. 955 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:15,666 Well, keep it up. 956 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:17,458 Look over there. 957 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:19,833 What? 958 00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:24,041 This is for you, to say thank you. 959 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:26,000 I've enjoyed this experience... 960 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:29,166 of cooking. 961 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:32,583 - It was more than that. - For me, too. 962 00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:34,375 As a symbol of our friendship. 963 00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:36,875 I don't believe it! 964 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:40,125 How did you know? Unbelievable! 965 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,708 An overnight bag! 966 00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:43,083 - A what? - Terrific! 967 00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:45,500 This'll be perfect for picking mushrooms in the autumn. 968 00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:47,750 - Shrooms, right. - Right. 969 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:50,666 - Thank you. - Feel it. 970 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:54,458 - That's not leather. - That's right, it's not leather. 971 00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:57,291 It's imitation leather! 972 00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,666 No way. 973 00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,416 - 100%! - Unbelievable. 974 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:04,750 - The salesclerk said so. - It must have cost a fortune. 975 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:07,291 Sorry. 976 00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:09,625 Thanks... 977 00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:14,083 - Just suck each other off already! - Don't be ridiculous! 978 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:17,125 - Swear jar! - I didn't even swear! 979 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:19,708 - Shut up! "Jar," he said. - Both of you! 980 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,625 - Me? - Jar. 981 00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,875 That's enough! 982 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,250 "Suck each other off..." 983 00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:29,833 - No! - No! Right, no! 984 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,875 - No! - I was saying no, too! 985 00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:33,875 - Never. - I said no. 986 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:35,458 - No. - Right. 987 00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:37,875 What is going on here? 988 00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,750 What is this, a circus? 989 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,916 Come on, get back to work. 990 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:45,041 Hedi. 991 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,291 Wait, wait. 992 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,166 I wanted to congratulate you on all your hard work. 993 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:55,208 Especially you. 994 00:57:56,125 --> 00:57:57,166 Me? 995 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:00,916 Well, thank... 996 00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:05,083 I imagine compliments from you are pretty rare. 997 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,500 We've started product testing. 998 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:12,291 The results have wildly exceeded our expectations. 999 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:15,791 That's... Yes! It's because of the team. 1000 00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:20,750 I have to thank them. Amity, Adelaide, Houston... 1001 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,125 - It's "Yousef." - What is it? 1002 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,875 - Yousef. - Yousef. Yousef. 1003 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,625 Everyone! We all worked together. 1004 00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:30,416 You've managed to create the most addictive drug I've ever seen. 1005 00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:34,250 What? 1006 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:35,833 Police! On the floor! 1007 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,750 Like what? We made cookies. 1008 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:41,333 Your friend doesn't look too good. 1009 00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:46,333 We're... We're not selling drugs, are we? 1010 00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,708 You're a real genius. 1011 00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,791 Children love what you've created. 1012 00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:56,583 No. Not children, please. Not on Christmas Eve. 1013 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,458 I don't like Christmas. 1014 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,750 Laila... 1015 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:09,958 Yes. Of course. 1016 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,250 Yousef. 1017 00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:16,291 Ginger. 1018 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,291 Big Sweater. 1019 00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:20,666 Little Chili Peppers. 1020 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:22,250 Or, Little Socks? 1021 00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:24,541 What are those things? 1022 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:26,875 Afro. 1023 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,666 You were like my family. 1024 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:32,708 Like my children. 1025 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:36,083 How could you do this to me? I feel... 1026 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:39,875 Oh, no! 1027 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:41,916 I need some air. 1028 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:46,291 Let him go. He needs some air. His wife's leaving him. 1029 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:52,333 You son of a bitch. Can you hear me? 1030 00:59:52,416 --> 00:59:54,875 You used me to cook drugs! 1031 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:58,083 Now they're going to give it to families, to children! 1032 00:59:58,166 --> 01:00:00,083 And it's all your fault! 1033 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:02,166 This collaboration is over. 1034 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,458 - Richard. - It's over. Goodbye. 1035 01:00:04,541 --> 01:00:06,875 You think I like skating? 1036 01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:09,125 - Over. - Richard. 1037 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,208 Richard... 1038 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:44,000 I'll be here for Christmas, I swear. 1039 01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:46,833 You always say that. You never are. 1040 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,541 Well, well, the idiot's back. 1041 01:01:15,666 --> 01:01:17,041 You wanted to see me? 1042 01:01:17,666 --> 01:01:20,500 - How are things going? - Almost finished. 1043 01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:25,916 Then get rid of the nuisance. We don't need him anymore. 1044 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,250 Okay. 1045 01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:29,916 Keep them in pairs, and be careful. 1046 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,791 How many are left? 1047 01:01:33,416 --> 01:01:36,000 - Where is he? - He went out to get some air. 1048 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:38,791 - When? - About 15 minutes ago. 1049 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,333 Hello? 1050 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,250 The cook took off. 1051 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:50,833 He can't have gone far. Find him, bring him to me. 1052 01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:56,000 You're a monster, a terrible monster. 1053 01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:58,500 You cooked drugs for children! 1054 01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:00,666 For children. 1055 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,500 What? 1056 01:02:24,583 --> 01:02:26,000 - I don't know. - Michael Jackson! 1057 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,916 - No, a monster. - Frankenstein! 1058 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:29,916 Charlie Chaplin! 1059 01:02:46,291 --> 01:02:49,041 There's a Santa Claus in the bushes. 1060 01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:51,125 Over there. 1061 01:02:51,208 --> 01:02:53,500 Damn it, another Santa jerking himself off. 1062 01:02:56,541 --> 01:02:58,000 - Shit. - Come on, let's go. 1063 01:02:58,083 --> 01:02:59,541 No! No, stay... 1064 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,291 No... No, no, no! 1065 01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:05,791 No! Hey! 1066 01:03:07,458 --> 01:03:08,750 You know, Monica, 1067 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:12,500 it felt wonderful being in your arms. 1068 01:03:12,583 --> 01:03:13,958 It was magic. 1069 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:19,250 You like poetry, don't you, you naughty girl! So do I. 1070 01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,166 - Here, Armando. - No! 1071 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:25,750 Monica, this isn't why I do it. 1072 01:03:26,458 --> 01:03:27,791 Well, maybe a little. 1073 01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:29,625 - Can I have a kiss? - No, no kissing. 1074 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:42,916 - Come on! - I... 1075 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,625 I think there's an electrical problem. 1076 01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:49,500 - Armando, get in. - Mr. Nicecocks. 1077 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:51,583 I have a proposal for you. 1078 01:03:59,041 --> 01:04:02,750 What are you going to do to me? What have I done? 1079 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:04,458 No, it's me! 1080 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:06,791 It's Peanut, your assistant. 1081 01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:08,500 From the shopping mall. 1082 01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:11,791 Right. 1083 01:04:11,875 --> 01:04:14,333 - Okay. - I thought I'd bring you here. 1084 01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:16,833 This place is top secret. 1085 01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:18,833 You're safe. 1086 01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:22,333 - Then why the bag? - So no one would recognize you. 1087 01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:24,375 This is Rudolph... 1088 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,916 - What? - He's offering you a drink. 1089 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,666 Is that what he said? 1090 01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:33,750 - Yes. - Well... 1091 01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:35,666 Should I answer him the same way? 1092 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:39,250 An eggnog, please. 1093 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:40,875 Eggnog! 1094 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:43,291 - Do you have any? - Yes. 1095 01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:44,375 Great. 1096 01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:46,500 So, what's going on? Tell me everything. 1097 01:04:48,041 --> 01:04:49,750 What you're about to hear... 1098 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,000 might sound a little crazy. 1099 01:04:53,083 --> 01:04:55,041 This is what happened to me. 1100 01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:59,958 - You're a monster! - What? 1101 01:05:00,041 --> 01:05:02,833 - Drugs to children? - No! 1102 01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:05,500 - You're going to ruin Christmas? - It's not my fault! 1103 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:07,458 I was manipulated by Lailalai! 1104 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:09,791 We have to stop them. When's it happening? 1105 01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:12,125 - Tonight. It's too late. - No. 1106 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,791 - It's too late. - No! 1107 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:15,666 We must do something. 1108 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,125 You're right! 1109 01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:19,750 We can run. 1110 01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:20,958 - No. - Yes! 1111 01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:23,666 - Yes! Do you have a car? - We have to fight. 1112 01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:27,000 Rudolph wouldn't be here if he'd run away from his problems. 1113 01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:36,125 Santa Claus brought you here to save those families. 1114 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,291 You're not alone anymore. 1115 01:05:38,791 --> 01:05:41,208 Our paths crossed for a reason. 1116 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:42,791 Watch out, he's coming. 1117 01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:46,375 - Hi. - We won't let anyone ruin Christmas. 1118 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:47,958 - We love Christmas. - Yes. 1119 01:05:48,041 --> 01:05:50,500 You may love Christmas, 1120 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:52,083 but I really love Christmas. 1121 01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:57,333 There's birthdays, there's Easter, there's, my wedding, 1122 01:05:57,416 --> 01:05:58,541 and Christmas is here. 1123 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,708 Christmas... is Christmas! 1124 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:03,291 If we show you something that might help you, 1125 01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:05,083 do you promise not to tell anyone? 1126 01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:09,083 - Yes, I promise. - Scout's honor? 1127 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,791 Okay, so... 1128 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:13,833 what's the... plan? 1129 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:39,791 - What do you intend to do with this? - Destroy what you've created. 1130 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:44,458 - By killing people? No! - But we have to hurt them! 1131 01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,958 No violence, no way. 1132 01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:49,250 Some of them are good people, Big Sweater, 1133 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:51,291 Little Chili Peppers, Brahim... 1134 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,375 No, what we need to do 1135 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:55,750 is find the drugs and destroy them. 1136 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,583 - Where'd you get these weapons? - We were in the army. 1137 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:04,333 Special Forces, 2nd Division. 1138 01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:06,583 But that was before the accident. 1139 01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:09,375 An accident. Of course. 1140 01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:15,333 You've changed a lot. 1141 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:19,000 It's... What happened? 1142 01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:21,666 I took some shrapnel to the head. 1143 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:26,875 - And Rudolph got the rest of it. - Right, the rest. 1144 01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:28,041 Wow. 1145 01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:33,666 - Yes! Excellent idea, Rudolph! - What did he say? 1146 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,541 He suggests we make our own weapons. 1147 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,583 Okay, sure, 1148 01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:42,541 but on one condition. No guns. 1149 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,916 Weapons that don't kill. 1150 01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:47,166 Deal. 1151 01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:27,666 Well, you'll never make the Olympics, but you're ready for the competition. 1152 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:30,458 You'll just have to rely on my daughter's talent. 1153 01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:32,875 Well, thanks for everything. 1154 01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:36,791 - You sure you don't want to come? - Yes. 1155 01:08:37,541 --> 01:08:41,416 My daughter doesn't want to see me. It's probably better this way. 1156 01:08:43,208 --> 01:08:44,541 Promise me one thing. 1157 01:08:56,500 --> 01:09:00,250 - Richard, where were you? - Training. We're entering the competition. 1158 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,625 - It's a little late, unfortunately. - We can still save the house. 1159 01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:06,666 - Tommy is right. - Scottie. 1160 01:09:07,791 --> 01:09:10,750 - Right. - But we're not ready. 1161 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:12,875 It's in an hour. What about costumes? 1162 01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:16,250 - Mom... - Meghan, sometimes... 1163 01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:18,083 - Mom... - The first... 1164 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,666 This is the last time... 1165 01:09:19,750 --> 01:09:23,166 - I'd like to... - It's always the same story with you. 1166 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,458 That's it, Meghan. 1167 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,333 - It... - No. 1168 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:30,208 I can do it. 1169 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,666 Trust me. 1170 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:36,625 Give me a chance. 1171 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:39,250 I swear we can do it. 1172 01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:42,208 This doesn't change anything between us. 1173 01:09:48,541 --> 01:09:49,875 All right, then... 1174 01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:53,000 let's do it. 1175 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,625 - How are the costumes coming? - I'm on it. 1176 01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:28,333 We're back with the big Christmas Pair Skating Competition. 1177 01:10:28,416 --> 01:10:29,958 HOSTED BY: DANNY PHILLIPS // NANCY ALTMAN 1178 01:10:30,041 --> 01:10:33,541 Remember, first prize is $50,000. 1179 01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:38,041 It's not every day you get the opportunity to win such a big prize. 1180 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:42,208 And it's not every day one gets to co-host a show with you, Nancy! 1181 01:10:43,625 --> 01:10:47,083 A quick run-down of the scores. Five pairs have already skated. 1182 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:49,333 And it's the Hendersons, surprisingly. 1183 01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:51,583 And that is some surprise! 1184 01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:56,958 Their perfect choreography earned them a score of 21/30. 1185 01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,375 There they are. 1186 01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:02,875 Look at them. Aren't they cute? They're a couple of sweethearts. 1187 01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:05,750 - Agile for their age. - As my grandmother used to say, 1188 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:08,666 "Old pots make the best jam." 1189 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:14,000 - The next... - "The oldest molds make the best cake." 1190 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:15,791 - Our next... - Also, 1191 01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:20,250 "Nancy, you're fat, ugly and crazy, and you'll never amount to anything." 1192 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:23,458 But, look, Grandma, you're dead and I'm on TV, so screw you. 1193 01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:24,541 What? 1194 01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:28,125 Are you kidding me? 1195 01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:30,041 No, stop... 1196 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:32,291 I'll take care of the men out front. 1197 01:11:33,333 --> 01:11:36,958 - No! We said no violence. - I'm just putting them to sleep. 1198 01:11:38,791 --> 01:11:40,041 Aim for an arm or leg. 1199 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:46,791 What's up, bro? 1200 01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:48,916 - Unbelievable. - The sight is off. 1201 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,000 Give me that. 1202 01:11:50,541 --> 01:11:52,875 Luckily, I used to be in a rifle club. 1203 01:11:52,958 --> 01:11:54,791 - Left leg or right arm? - Left leg. 1204 01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:01,208 - Yeah, this sight needs adjusting. - Yes, I told you. 1205 01:12:02,541 --> 01:12:03,958 - They're asleep. - Let's go. 1206 01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:05,375 Go, go, go! 1207 01:12:07,666 --> 01:12:08,875 Let's hurry. 1208 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:13,583 Thanks. 1209 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,666 I hope you like the outfits. 1210 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:25,041 He's not here. I don't know where he is! 1211 01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:27,416 No one knows where he is! 1212 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,125 That's not my job. You're the police. 1213 01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:31,458 Yeah! 1214 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:33,708 So, 8:00 tonight, Mom? 1215 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:35,750 Great. 1216 01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:38,666 Sounds good. Hugs. Love you. 1217 01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:45,833 - You did an amazing job, honey. - Told you I was gifted. 1218 01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:48,125 - And you, Dad, do you really like it? - Love it. 1219 01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:52,250 We can't be far now. 1220 01:12:52,791 --> 01:12:53,958 Oh, no! 1221 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,458 Let's hide over there. 1222 01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:02,541 Come on! 1223 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,541 Go, go, go! 1224 01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:09,166 Our next contestants, Oksana Stojanovic and Armando Costa... 1225 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:10,666 - Armando. - Who, by the way, 1226 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:13,125 - is a friend of my mother's. - Hi, Mrs. Phillips! 1227 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,208 Hope you're well! 1228 01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:17,416 - We have high hopes for them. - Fire and ice! Perfect balance! 1229 01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:21,500 - Kind of like us. - Not really. We're not even friends. 1230 01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:22,666 Was that too cold? 1231 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,583 - No. - Did I hurt you? 1232 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:25,666 Moving on. 1233 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:32,041 - The show's about to start. - On your marks... 1234 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:34,166 set... 1235 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:35,291 swing! 1236 01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:45,958 Strong start, great form. 1237 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,916 Wow! They look like two little parakeets! 1238 01:13:55,916 --> 01:13:59,000 They're melting the ice, like an ice cube on a hot body. 1239 01:14:04,791 --> 01:14:06,833 Look at that lift! Just terrific. 1240 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:14,041 Look at how he holds her. Like she's as light as a feather. 1241 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:17,541 How lucky we are to live in the USA and witness this performance. 1242 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,125 Fudge! 1243 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,125 We can't wait to see the judges' scores. 1244 01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:41,166 So daring! 1245 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,291 There's no such thing as bad publicity. 1246 01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:47,541 - No woman is immune to his charm! - It's almost enough to turn me. 1247 01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:49,875 - Why not? - These are progressive times. 1248 01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:51,583 This is true. 1249 01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:54,916 Two tens and a nine, our new leaders. 1250 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,333 Surely that will be enough to win! 1251 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:01,833 There are 50 of them... 1252 01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:04,041 Well, now... 1253 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:07,166 thank you for everything. 1254 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:09,625 Be brave. Time for action. 1255 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:12,583 Best of luck, and see you soon. I'll be right outside. 1256 01:15:12,666 --> 01:15:15,000 Call me if you need me. 1257 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:17,916 I'll be right there, or maybe it's better if I call for back-up. 1258 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,291 See you later. Good luck! 1259 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,291 - What? - You're not leaving us alone. 1260 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:25,083 You need to clean up your mess. We're here to help you. 1261 01:15:25,166 --> 01:15:27,916 - But I have a cut. - Here, take this. 1262 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,583 - No, no. - Yes, yes. 1263 01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:31,666 You piece of shit. 1264 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:34,958 Why did you do it, Lucas? 1265 01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:38,291 I had no choice. 1266 01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:41,166 I didn't know it was the police. 1267 01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:44,333 Okay, I knew, but what could I do? 1268 01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:45,583 I had no choice. 1269 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:48,625 - Neither do I. - About? 1270 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:50,416 Hedi, the pliers. 1271 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:51,750 The what? 1272 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,333 No, no, no! 1273 01:15:56,333 --> 01:15:57,583 Get away. 1274 01:15:57,666 --> 01:15:58,791 No, put those away! 1275 01:15:59,458 --> 01:16:01,458 You're on soon. Are you ready? 1276 01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:04,416 Are you okay? 1277 01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:06,375 My ankle! 1278 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,458 Sorry, I can't go on. 1279 01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,166 First, I force this on you, then I get injured. 1280 01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:17,958 I can do it. 1281 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:23,666 - But you stopped skating. - Yes, but this time, 1282 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,041 I'll be skating for our family. 1283 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,875 But I'm going to skate my way. 1284 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,458 Not like I'm in love with Dad. That's creepy. 1285 01:16:31,541 --> 01:16:32,375 True. 1286 01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:34,000 - Yes. - What's the plan? 1287 01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:38,166 Okay, Scottie, we're going to need your talent, too. 1288 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,416 Are we ready? 1289 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,791 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1290 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:42,458 - Okay, let's go! - Yeah! 1291 01:16:42,541 --> 01:16:45,666 Sorry to interrupt, but you should disqualify them. 1292 01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:48,291 They still have 30 seconds. 1293 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,958 - He's skating with his daughter. - His daughter? 1294 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:52,625 That's not allowed. 1295 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:55,916 The rules do not prohibit a father and daughter from skating. 1296 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,708 Let us do our job, Mr. Nicecocks. 1297 01:17:02,666 --> 01:17:05,208 Excuse me, Marie-Noël. 1298 01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:10,541 Had a little accident, did you, Ellen? 1299 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,458 I don't want to talk to you. 1300 01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,875 The show's about to start, Danny. 1301 01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:20,333 - I can't wait! - I have goosebumps. 1302 01:17:21,791 --> 01:17:24,416 A father-daughter team, this is a first. 1303 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:28,875 - I'm sure this'll be very sweet. - I'm sure it will. 1304 01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:36,916 Go, Scottie. 1305 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,875 Powerful music selection! 1306 01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:08,375 Go! 1307 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:11,166 - Richard! - Yes, of course. 1308 01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,791 They look like angels. 1309 01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:30,958 Amazing! 1310 01:18:36,791 --> 01:18:39,250 Wonderful form. 1311 01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:43,166 They're in it to win it! 1312 01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:59,666 Looks like Armando and Oksana have something to worry about. 1313 01:19:00,333 --> 01:19:02,625 Now they've got a little competition! 1314 01:19:04,958 --> 01:19:07,375 - I'm gonna puke. - Just a few more spins. 1315 01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:30,041 Fatherly love can be so uplifting. 1316 01:19:30,125 --> 01:19:33,250 - Don't you think, Danny? - I wouldn't know. I don't have a dad. 1317 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,416 He left when I was a child. 1318 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:38,708 He went out for some cigarettes and never came back. 1319 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:51,750 Brahim! What are you doing here? 1320 01:19:51,833 --> 01:19:55,750 Making sure no one so much as touches my new best friend. 1321 01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:58,041 You mean me? 1322 01:19:58,125 --> 01:20:01,416 - Follow me, I'll get you out of here. - No, I can't. 1323 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:03,125 This is my fight. 1324 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:06,250 I made this mess. It's up to me to clean it up. 1325 01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:10,416 Your battle is at the Brioche Dorée. 1326 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:13,458 You're gonna be great. You're so talented. 1327 01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:14,916 A diamond in the rough. 1328 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,833 - Go for it! - It's all thanks to you. 1329 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:20,250 - What? - I wanted to tell you. 1330 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:23,333 - I sent my CV to Brioche Dorée. - No, you didn't! 1331 01:20:23,416 --> 01:20:25,041 - I start on Monday. - Really? 1332 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:26,666 - Three-day trial. - No way! 1333 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:27,916 Renewable contract. 1334 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,458 - Thank you for everything. - That's great. 1335 01:20:31,541 --> 01:20:33,791 One day, my wife and I will have a meal there. 1336 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:37,041 - Won't that be nice? - I'll take good care of you. 1337 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:38,791 I'll take good care of you. 1338 01:20:39,583 --> 01:20:40,916 Come to the Brioche Dorée. 1339 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,500 Ask for Brahim, I'll get you 10% off. 1340 01:20:44,791 --> 01:20:45,791 Exit's that way. 1341 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:47,750 Exit's that way. 1342 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,708 - Good luck. - Ciao! 1343 01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:58,041 Richard! Come on! 1344 01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,500 You and me, Leilei! 1345 01:21:05,416 --> 01:21:06,541 Go check it out. 1346 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:08,000 I'll deal with him. 1347 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,041 I knew they'd come for me. 1348 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:11,791 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1349 01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:25,250 I'll just put this down. 1350 01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:32,375 No, no! 1351 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,458 You okay? 1352 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:39,833 Excuse me. 1353 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:42,500 Sorry. 1354 01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:50,291 Well, well, if it isn't my friend Hedi. 1355 01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:56,458 You think I'm scared of you? 1356 01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,958 - Ready for the finale? - Yeah. 1357 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:04,333 Thank you for keeping your promise. You're a great dad. 1358 01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:09,958 They're building up to their final jump. 1359 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:36,500 Don't make the same mistake I did. 1360 01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:38,208 Take care of your family. 1361 01:22:39,083 --> 01:22:41,583 Otherwise, you'll end up a stupid old man 1362 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:44,458 regretting every wasted second. 1363 01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,208 I promise. 1364 01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,041 Oh, my God! 1365 01:23:01,833 --> 01:23:04,500 That was different! He crashed with a flourish. 1366 01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:05,500 Richard! 1367 01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:07,500 Damn railing. 1368 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:08,583 Wait... 1369 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,708 I think I see some movement. 1370 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,125 - He's moving. - He's getting up! 1371 01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,416 He's coming back from the dead! 1372 01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:34,708 Yes! 1373 01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:36,333 Go, Richard! 1374 01:23:41,083 --> 01:23:42,375 Why are you smiling? 1375 01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:47,416 Exceptional! 1376 01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:53,458 Dad! 1377 01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:55,791 - Meghan! - Are you okay? 1378 01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:56,875 Yes! 1379 01:23:57,583 --> 01:23:58,750 You're missing a skate. 1380 01:24:03,416 --> 01:24:07,041 Look at that, everything's in black and white. 1381 01:24:11,125 --> 01:24:12,500 Come on. 1382 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:14,708 Come on, time to sleep. There you go. 1383 01:24:16,541 --> 01:24:17,916 Please... 1384 01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:20,708 Please... 1385 01:24:20,791 --> 01:24:22,291 Please... 1386 01:24:30,791 --> 01:24:33,791 And despite an extraordinary performance from the Silestones, 1387 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:38,291 Oksana Stojanovic and Armando Costa have won the cup! 1388 01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:42,125 The cup holding a check for $50,000! 1389 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,375 Nancy, that's one tidy sum. 1390 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:48,208 That's the exact amount my grandmother didn't leave me. 1391 01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:50,375 Hate you forever, Grandma. 1392 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,958 Poor little Silestone family. 1393 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:02,958 What do you want, Dick? 1394 01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:05,458 You've won, isn't that enough? 1395 01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:08,291 I just came to see what failure smells like. 1396 01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:10,375 It's a fragrance I'm not familiar with. 1397 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:12,541 And to collect the keys 1398 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:15,375 to my new house. 1399 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:17,375 Well... 1400 01:25:18,458 --> 01:25:19,541 I'll have you know... 1401 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:22,541 I wouldn't be so sure, if I were you. 1402 01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:25,458 Georges? 1403 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,875 I deposited a check for $50,000 1404 01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,625 in the bank this afternoon. 1405 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:36,333 Their debts are all paid off. 1406 01:25:39,458 --> 01:25:42,666 Are you telling me my real estate project has fallen through? 1407 01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,875 Listen, Dick. 1408 01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:46,916 With your cold heart, 1409 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,958 it looks like you might be spending another Christmas alone. 1410 01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:53,958 - What do you mean? - I'm talking about that. 1411 01:25:58,625 --> 01:26:00,750 My little Russian doll! 1412 01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:02,458 With that low-rent mariachi? 1413 01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:04,541 You, me, finished. 1414 01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:08,125 Out the way! 1415 01:26:09,583 --> 01:26:11,000 Out the way! 1416 01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:13,375 I've never seen anything so strange. 1417 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:16,000 It might be some kind of shamanic ritual. 1418 01:26:16,666 --> 01:26:18,500 I don't know what happened. 1419 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:21,083 What the hell is this? 1420 01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:27,625 We just lent a hand. 1421 01:26:28,625 --> 01:26:30,083 I helped, too. 1422 01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:32,333 I was the... 1423 01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:33,750 the rat. 1424 01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,875 Not that I like that term, but... 1425 01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:40,208 Thanks to your grandfather, I never ate another ice cream on horseback again. 1426 01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:43,958 - Do you remember? - Yes. 1427 01:26:48,583 --> 01:26:49,791 Anyway... 1428 01:26:51,791 --> 01:26:53,958 Enjoy Christmas with your family. 1429 01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,416 - Wait... - Maybe... 1430 01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:01,541 - You... - We thought that... 1431 01:27:02,166 --> 01:27:03,583 Mom, go ahead. 1432 01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:07,958 If it's a family thing, 1433 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:11,041 it's only right that you should be there. 1434 01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:20,875 You know, I'm sorry... 1435 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:24,041 We'll talk about it later. 1436 01:27:24,541 --> 01:27:27,291 Now's the time for reconciliation, don't you think? 1437 01:27:27,666 --> 01:27:29,000 Because... 1438 01:27:29,083 --> 01:27:31,000 it is Christmas, after all. 1439 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:53,583 Hello? 1440 01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:58,416 I don't know if, by some miracle, you can hear me, but... 1441 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,541 thank you for what you did for our family. 1442 01:28:03,958 --> 01:28:05,875 We got our house back 1443 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:07,791 and, more importantly, our home. 1444 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:15,000 And I'll never be able to thank you enough for that. 1445 01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:28,708 Dad? 1446 01:29:46,166 --> 01:29:49,000 I hope everything is well at your end and that... 1447 01:29:49,083 --> 01:29:50,583 you can celebrate Christmas 1448 01:29:50,666 --> 01:29:52,625 with your wife and daughter. 1449 01:29:54,708 --> 01:29:55,708 Kisses... 1450 01:29:55,791 --> 01:29:57,166 I mean, goodbye. 1451 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,083 That was a kiss. 1452 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:03,083 No, I'm talking... Someone's... 1453 01:30:03,583 --> 01:30:06,708 It's like a walkie-talkie... 1454 01:30:11,541 --> 01:30:12,708 Merry Christmas. 1455 01:30:13,291 --> 01:30:15,083 He looks like Santa Claus. 1456 01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:19,750 All right. 1457 01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:21,625 There you go. 98327