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Jack!
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- Welcome to Sweden!
- Thank you.
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- You must be the guy.
- The guy from Stockholm. At your disposal.
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- Come. We need a manly embrace.
- That?
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I need! Come on! Come on!
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I can not wait! You can not understand...
I practiced with the Swedish, hear this:
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I am on paternity leave.
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- I do not know what that means.
- You do not know? I thought you were the guy ...
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I am on paternity leave.
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They told me it's one
of the most common phrases.
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No, then, I know what it means ...
They say, if I'm not mistaken ...
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tourists...
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when there's an emergency.
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- Good to know!
- Yeah.
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I am on paternity leave.
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- We are ready?
- Yes'!
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I want to do everything!
I have the whole day for you.
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I want to go to the Vasa Museum,
I want to go to the ABBA Museum ...
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I want a couple of those
cool underpants from Bjorn Borg,
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- the tight ones, if you know where they sell them ...
- OK! You are well informed!
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I'm very loaded!
Jack Black in Stockholm! Here we go!
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We have all day.Yes'! We will start with ...
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Hey! Thing...?
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It's a joke?
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They kidnapped him. Has anyone seen it?
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I'm on paternity leave!
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Can you hear me? I speak...
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Do I have to get it cropped up?
Are you on paterrrhetic leave?
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I'm on paternity leave!
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Why'?
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Italian Subs Addicted presents:
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Welcome to Sweden 2x06
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Translation: tatters, jummalauta,
peanutbutter, EverettBackstrom
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Revision: potomac
Resynch: nixxo
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:: Italian Subs Addicted ::
[Www.italiansubs.net]
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Are you looking for a ransom?
Because I have nothing.
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Nothing at all! No one will come
looking for me if you ask for a ransom!
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You took the wrong one!
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No, no, please, no!
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I'll do anything,
also suck your c ...
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- Surprise!
- Surprise!
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Bachelor party!
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No! No!
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It's not done!
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It's not like that! That...
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And what the hell, guys!
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- Hassan?
- Hi, Bruce.
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Hello...
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IS...
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Excuse me, who are you?
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I'm Karl, Sofia's boyfriend.
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Quite right.
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- And who is Sofia?- My girlfriend.
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A colleague of Emma.
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Right, yes ... Thanks for coming.
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- He has the car.
- I see. Now it's all clear.
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We're all there, then.
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Hassan ... I'm sorry but I'm not there,
why are you here
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I have my reasons.
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Ok. Now can you get me out of here?
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Oh dear. Has been...
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It was horrible. I had
afraid of dying in there.
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It's not ... It's not nice!
I almost made it!
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Welcome to your first
goodbye to Swedish bachelorhood.
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- It's like this here.
- You should have asked first!
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- Maybe I had an important commitment ...
- Did you have an important commitment?
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Yes, actually yes ...
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Look, Hassan,
it's been a while, and ...
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I'm sorry I told you
that I was Canadian.
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I admit, I was wrong.
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Yes'.
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You were wrong, Bruce.
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You were wrong.
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Well.
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- Did you send the email?
- Yeah, I wrote her to come right away. Done!
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Perfect! When it arrives
tell her she's fired,
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she'll look like: "Cooosa"?
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Then we arrive and we all do: Moehippa! "
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- What what?
- Moehippa,
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- that is, bachelorette party in Swedish.
- Moehippa ?
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Moehippa.
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- Do you think you can do it?
- Sure, rest assured, I made a ...
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- acting course at school, so ...
- Really?
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And the password?
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- That?
- Password!
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- Good idea!
- We stand behind the door,
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and when we hear it, we come out!
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Oh yes'! So ...
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Let's ... The key word is ...
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Come on, something!
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coming!
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Is coming! Arrives! Arrives!
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Action!
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So you could
tell a little about what ...
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What happened here, how did it go?
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Ok ... On that side, three or four men
with his face covered, all in black.
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They took him, dragged to the car,
they closed the trunk and left.
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- Very fast.
- So you stayed there?
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You didn't try to do something or ...
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Well, I was shocked.
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And ... I did something.
I shouted to everyone:
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I am on paternity leave.
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Okay okay. One thing at a time.Now let's start with this ...
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- Let's have a nice selfie.
- Thing?
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Yes'! Make me a smiling face.
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- Has been kidnapped. Do you understand?
- Sure. Don't worry now.
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Can you tell me the name of this person?
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I do not remember
What's your name. He was...
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the guy.
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Okay, I know it's a guy.
But what's the name of this guy?
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No, I mean, he's the guy,
the guy from Stockholm!
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I don't remember the name. Was...
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- What did he look like?
- Right , it's a good question, yes.
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A face we say normal,
no particular sign.
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- The total nothingness.
- OK.
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So I'd say we do
so'. You boy.
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Take a picture with him, with Jack Black.
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- Are you kidding me?
- OK. Yes'.
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- Here it is. Beautiful expression.
- Has been kidnapped.
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It was fast!
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Ok.
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Let's get inside with this goodbye to the
celibacy, come on. It will be funny.
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- I have some things in mind that we could do.
- No. No, no, no. You have no say in the matter.
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We've already planned everything.
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It will be a nightmare.
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and hung upside down
until he died?
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But it's just a horrible thing.
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Yes, maybe you're right.
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Hey, Bengt,
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leave the carpet alone.
We use only safe torture methods.
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But I don't want to be tortured.
What if I refuse?
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You can not! Rejection is illegal.
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This will be the day
worst of your life.
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We will make you suffer.
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That's why I'm here!
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They promised me that you will suffer!
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Emma ...
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Emma, Emma.
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You '?
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I carry with me a ...
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news.
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Heavy ...
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like a ... boulder.
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fire you?
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What? Where did you hear that?
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No, it's just a guess,
since you are acting strangely.
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No. I wouldn't say.
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But you will be fired.
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- What?
- That's right. I received an email ...
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which says ... well, it wasn't meant for me,
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but as soon as I read it I thought
that I had to let you know.
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- What does it say? Can I read it?- You can't read it, it's in English.
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And it's not for me.
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Absolutely. He sent her ...
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Diane,
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who forwarded it to
American management.
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You think you should be ...
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- expelled.
- Hunted?
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- Exactly.
- You wrote ...
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- that I should be kicked out?
- Precisely.
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I was a damn dog!
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And why ever, then?
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Do you know what I'm saying? Diane ...
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is a false, vile, bitch!
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- But no ...
- Yes, instead.
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Everyone's character has different
facets, in my opinion.
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No. For me she has only one face.
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- No, no ...
- It's a real bitch.
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It's so hilarious.
What are they saying?
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It is difficult to translate.
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They are more than anything else
Swedish ways of saying.
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- Sounds cool.
- Yeah.
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That inflated balloon!
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If I get fired for this ...
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So Marie? Neither
knows the spelling! 177
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Who absents himself with the excuse of his children.
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He would first warn
when it comes to work.
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And what about Jenny,
that arrives at 11 and leaves at 3?
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All of them are
workers worse than me!
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Jenny is one of ours
most reliable employees.
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So reliable to do
your partner's boyfriend?
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And instead it's me who
I should be fired!
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- Keyword.
- Keyword?
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- Keyword!
- Keyword?
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- Surprise!
- Surprise.
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Hen party!
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- Good job!
- What did you think?
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- You went fine.
- I was good, eh?
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- Yes'?
- Yes'!
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- Hen party.
- Hen party.
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- Hen party.
- Yay.
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One for Bengt.
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- One for Bruce. One for ...
- Thank you.
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- Karl.
- Karl, right.
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So ... this will be the party
most crazy of all time.
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It will be legendary.
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We will tell it to our grandchildren.
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Hey, look at this.
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A tattoo machine.
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- Do you need a license to use it?
- In Sweden?
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No.
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Okay, Bruce. You want us to shoot you
on paint bullets ...
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or do you want to wear a
pink bunny costume?
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- None of the two.
- OK.
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Hen party, oh!
Hen party, eh!
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Hen party, oh!
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Hey, what's this?
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This is a box in which
we have asked questions for you.
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Wow! Mysterious questions.
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What an emotion!
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Ok. "Be honest:
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Say one thing you hate
each of the present ".
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I think I already have
answered this one here.
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Oh yes'?
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- Next question?
- Yes'.
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"Which of your friends should go
in bed with another boy? "
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Do you know what? It's a stupid game.
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So'...
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Hen Party! Hen party!
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Hen Party! Hen party!
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Hen Party! Farewell to the
Hen! Hen party!
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Ok, say, "Cheese!"
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Perfect.
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Thanks a lot.
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- Yes'? Are you there too?
- OMG.
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I'm really sorry for what
I said earlier about absences for children.
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- Forgive me.
- Anyway, don't worry.
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How we do this
mortuary cabbage?
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The girls are there
panicking, I tell you.
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We'll do as we did at school.
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Okay.
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No, no, God, I didn't mean that!
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- No!
- No?
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Tequila.
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Ok, splendours, here's to you: tequila!
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Welcome back, my friend.
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Ok, last one.
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Do you know what? I'm sorry.
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Girls, I love you.
You are magnificent.
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I've been stressed lately,
and I said stupid things,
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and I'm sorry, okay?
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Now let's not think about it,
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and we do this on
best hen party ever.
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- Health!
- Health!
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Well.
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And I'm sorry I said that Jenny
he has lemonade with Anna's boyfriend.
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- It was definitely ...
- Thing?
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Were you talking about Mattias?
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Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!
Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!
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00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:58,807
Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!
Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!
251
00:12:58,836 --> 00:12:59,996
Girls, stop!
252
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:03,180
Okay, guys, I know
where are we going?
253
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,946
I'm not an idiot, okay?
But for the record, I don't like lap dances.
254
00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:09,530
Strippers make me
quite an impression.
255
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,850
I mean, if you really insist, I do it.
256
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,758
But let's try to hurry.
257
00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:15,642
There's no rush here, Bruce.
258
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,518
- Thing?
- Good luck.
259
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,093
Let's take some beers, or ...?
260
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:22,189
No, this is too funny.
It is tradition.
261
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,098
- It's time to fight.
- Fighting?
262
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:41,290
You are all happy again.
I really like it.
263
00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:47,335
I was just thinking that
It's all Olof's fault.
264
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:51,141
In short, if it wasn't for Olof
we wouldn't quarrel so much.
265
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,733
- So it's not my fault, right?
- No.
266
00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:58,766
This too comes from Mexico.
It has a more particular taste.
267
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,191
Slightly fruity.
268
00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:03,397
Girls, do you know what I'm telling you?
269
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,351
- Emma is right.
- Thank you.
270
00:14:06,568 --> 00:14:09,476
Olof is a jerk.
276 00:13:58,002 --> 00:14:02,869
271
00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:17,837
- Yes'.
- Yes'.
272
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,811
- YES'!
- In your office, let's go!
273
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,170
- Stronger! - Roll it out, Paolo!
274
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,271
Paul, do something!
275
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,799
Stronger! Stronger!
276
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,522
Stronger! Stronger!
277
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,554
You didn't think I was good, did you?
278
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,945
- Hi everyone.
- Hey, Chuck!
279
00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:39,508
- Hey Chuck! Dude, what are you doing here?
- It's your bachelor party!
280
00:14:39,537 --> 00:14:41,696
- It's amazing that you're here!
- Of course I'm here.
281
00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:43,053
No, no, no, no! Get back in there.
282
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,887
Oh, sorry, man. I'm ready!
283
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:49,843
Why isn't he slaughtering it?
284
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,637
I'll take care of it.
285
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,535
- Damn!
- Not bad, eh?
286
00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,185
You really broke up, man.
287
00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:00,838
Okay, take care.
288
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:02,185
- Are you leaving?
- Yeah.
289
00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:05,328
They only paid me for an hour,
so ... I go, okay?
290
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,275
Don't block with your face, eh?
See you around, people!
291
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,807
- Hi Chuck!
- Take care.
292
00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:13,481
- Come on! Damn it, Paolo!
- I have to go slow or I will hurt him.
293
00:15:13,617 --> 00:15:14,991
No, he'll be okay.
294
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,999
It's not that strong.I think I can put it down.
295
00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:19,472
"You have to eat darts and lightning shit"
296
00:15:19,676 --> 00:15:21,819
- "Shitting lightning"?
- I got it from Rocky.
297
00:15:22,245 --> 00:15:24,746
Among all the quotations of
Rocky did you choose that one?
298
00:15:24,775 --> 00:15:25,978
Already'.
299
00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:30,684
You know, Bruce wondered if you're so weak
because you are so low in stature.
300
00:15:30,944 --> 00:15:32,279
Ah, yes?
301
00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:43,267
"Dance like a butterfly, sting like ..."
302
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:51,771
Bruce, get yourself some more pizza.
303
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,457
I can't eat, man.
I think I have a concussion.
304
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,096
Here, try this.
305
00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:59,686
Sorry, but you have
only ordered a pizza?
306
00:15:59,736 --> 00:16:02,776
We had to make cuts to the
budget to pay for entertainment.
307
00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:04,594
- Entertainment?
- Yeah!
308
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:07,322
I organized an "entertainment".
309
00:16:07,953 --> 00:16:10,726
So we're done
to torture Bruce?
310
00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:13,114
No, now it's celebrated
just ugly!
311
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,154
Ok. See you later.
312
00:16:16,272 --> 00:16:17,425
Hello!
313
00:16:18,641 --> 00:16:19,947
Take care, Hassan.
314
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,395
We could cover up
his post-it stuff.
315
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:27,450
Or we could change
the arrangement of the furniture.
316
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:30,894
Or we could put it
all the cards in the wrong order.
317
00:16:39,356 --> 00:16:40,356
Next one!
318
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:41,843
Bruce, look!
325 00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:35,365
319
00:16:53,236 --> 00:16:57,705
Ah, SoFIA! It's ... it's great.
She'll like it a lot.
320
00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,902
Hey, when this comes
Entertainment?
321
00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:03,147
You know, it's not my thing.
322
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:06,959
In case you don't know it. I just wanted to be
sure that ... you know, it's getting late ...
323
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,567
- Little is left, Bruce.
- OK.
324
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,776
You talk about the devil ...
325
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,389
- We have received complaints.
- Ok, I'm sorry, but we'll have to do it in English.
326
00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:20,388
- We received complaints.
- Sure...
327
00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:21,660
From the neighbors.
328
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,342
- The music is too loud.
- Of course.
329
00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:25,147
You are good.
330
00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:29,380
Hey, nice job guys. You think he believes
to the old police officers trick?
331
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,196
Classic ... Just to inform you, this
it's not really my kind of thing.
332
00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:35,495
Look at that gun,
it seems almost true.
333
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:40,454
Wow, you girls are serious, huh?
334
00:17:40,718 --> 00:17:41,906
All right...
335
00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:45,107
Lower the volume,
or we all take you with us, okay?
336
00:17:49,897 --> 00:17:52,510
Who's the groom?
337
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:55,201
FIG. Entertainment has arrived!
338
00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:09,991
I'm sorry I made fun of you.
I really thought it was a joke. 346
339
00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:15,421
those uniforms are ridiculous.
340
00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:17,742
- Thing?
- And the "Police" is written wrong!
341
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:21,228
- So, I thought ...
- That's enough, now.
342
00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:23,643
Calm down.
343
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,900
Stop rapa .
Don't rob anymore!
344
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:30,838
- I do not have...
- Please, can you be quiet now?
345
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,543
Just to inform you. You haven't read me
my rights. Not a problem for me ...
346
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,695
Listen.
347
00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:38,744
- In Sweden we have no rights.
- No rights in Sweden.
348
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:39,956
- Anything.
- Nothing, ok.
349
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,938
We are not in one of yours
American TV movies ... Not here, okay?
350
00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:46,079
Ok, it's been a long time
day, if I'm honest.
351
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:49,231
And there's also that fucking kidnapping.
352
00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:52,132
They are all looking for the missing one.
353
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:54,041
Cavoli, let's hope
that they find him alive.
354
00:18:54,438 --> 00:18:58,442
By the way. Have you seen the identikit?
355
00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:02,192
It has an extremely normal face.
356
00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:06,713
That's what the witness said.
It has a look like a boiled fish.
357
00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:08,839
Without a beard and a thin mouth.
366 00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:56,333
358
00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:16,478
- Excuse me, is it a drawing of your children?
- This is a serious business.
359
00:19:16,651 --> 00:19:18,079
Someone wants to see you.
360
00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:21,264
So, as they say,
it could be your lucky day.
361
00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:23,376
Hi. Please.
362
00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:26,447
I'm your lawyer.
Can you leave the room?
363
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:28,702
Ok. We are out here if you need.
364
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:32,192
I'm so happy to see you.
You must get me out of here.
365
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:35,274
Certainly. We just have to
do some formalities first.
366
00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:36,893
Yes'. Everything you want.
367
00:19:36,923 --> 00:19:38,552
Okay, if I register?
368
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:42,140
Yes sure. Registers as well,
I have nothing to hide.
369
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:47,881
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
I don't need ... no, this is ...
370
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:51,006
Really. It's not my thing.
We can not ...
371
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,386
Please stop. Not...
372
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:56,917
Well, actually ...
No, but ... no.
373
00:19:59,705 --> 00:20:02,991
What the hell ...?
374
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:11,198
Emma Wiik. Hi, no, right now
I can not. Okay, see you soon.
375
00:20:13,349 --> 00:20:14,349
Emma ...
376
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:16,538
this is my room.
377
00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:18,427
Yes, Olof. It's true ..
378
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,121
- And it's Saturday.
- True ... 388
379
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,097
I take my things and ...
380
00:20:25,636 --> 00:20:27,380
I write the report at home.
381
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,231
We feel, handsome. We feel!
382
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,956
Hi, honey. Hello.
383
00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:44,143
I'm at work.
I went early in the morning.
384
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:49,341
I'm in a meeting now. That's right ...
385
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:12,402
- So how did it go?
- Oh, great. Well. Everything good. To you?
386
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,272
Well. Yes'. Everything good.
Great.
387
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,515
- How did it go with black jack?
- Black Jack!
388
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,654
Sherri, yes, place me on the next
outbound flight.
389
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,709
I don't care where. Any place.
This is the most dangerous place in the world.
390
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:35,460
Here they kidnap people
as if nothing had happened.
391
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,456
Tell my wife that I love her.
392
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,741
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