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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,880 Your Highness... 2 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,480 Ministers, why are you mad? 3 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,680 Lady Queen Mother, you go first. 4 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,480 Your Highness, Dragon Fighter Lohan has stolen the peaches from my peach tree, 5 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,840 and fed them to Niulang's cattle. 6 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,800 Not only that, he also conspired with the magpies to build a bridge, 7 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,920 for Niulang's rendezvous with the weaver girl. What the hell! 8 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,560 I mean, they already have over a dozen kids. 9 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,520 All this time, I've handled lovers' relationships in the mortal world. 10 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,040 Who would've thought he'd mess it up, 11 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,720 such that the Emperor would woo a whore, 12 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,160 and a princess has to elope with a beggar? 13 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,720 I only reprimanded him gently, 14 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,920 but he cooked and ate my Heavenly Dog. 15 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,320 Now who might you be? 16 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,240 I'm Erlang. 17 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,080 Your Highness, my eye was also blinded by that bastard. 18 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,600 This is a replacement of my Heavenly Dog. 19 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,840 Law and order must be enforced. 20 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,400 This Dragon Fighter is outrageous. 21 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,760 I hope Your Highness permits me to beat him up. 22 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,160 God of Fortune, you needn't be that angry. 23 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,920 These are small matters. 24 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,960 He stole my Book of Destiny and messed it up. 25 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,120 There hasn't been a death in 18 years. 26 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,600 Undertakers are out of work, and a man lived for centuries. 27 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,040 Your Highness, if you don't teach him a lesson, 28 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,840 I'll bring this up to the Heavenly Court. 29 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,120 Guards, summon Dragon Fighter to the palace. 30 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,160 Yes. 31 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,680 Hey! Can't you be more gentle? 32 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,400 I was having an afternoon nap. 33 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,680 Hey, everybody's here. 34 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,640 You're not Dragon Fighter, you're Tiger Fighter. 35 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,880 It's just the same, Dragon and Tiger. 36 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,880 -Tiger Fighter. -Yes, Your Highness. 37 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,760 This is none of your business. Why are you here? 38 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,240 I apologize to all on behalf of Dragon Fighter. 39 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,360 You speak so loyally, are you his accomplice? 40 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,120 Not at all. 41 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,200 Do you think an immortal can get away with everything? 42 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,280 Tiger Fighter, you really are a busybody, 43 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,400 but I must say, you're a loyal friend. 44 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,400 Thanks... 45 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,280 In this situation, I think an apology will do. 46 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,000 What? You want to get away so easily? 47 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,160 Who are you to interrupt our conversation? 48 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,320 Kitchen God, each year-end, you seek advantage in the mortal world. 49 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,200 And if you don't get enough, 50 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,120 -you speak ill of those people. Poke him! -Poke him! 51 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,960 You just did, don't do it again! 52 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,840 Who are you to poke your nose in everybody's business? 53 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,440 Outrageous. You better compensate me for the peaches. 54 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,800 Lady Queen Mother, what's the big deal? 55 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,880 -What? -Aren't you sick of peaches? 56 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,920 -What? -You should try bananas instead. 57 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,680 What? Let me know if you're angry. 58 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,040 Don't have your dog bark for you. 59 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,560 Just because he has spots doesn't mean I won't eat him. 60 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,320 I'll eat him all the same. Who's next? 61 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,000 Who's next? You. 62 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,800 You, God of Love, you tie up a mess with your broken old strings. 63 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,960 For instance, the Butterfly Lovers, 64 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,000 why not tie them together? 65 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,720 Now they have to die tragic deaths for love. 66 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,400 What have they done to deserve this? 67 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,520 You're old, you should retire 68 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,800 before you make more mistakes. 69 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,040 Who knows, you may make wacky matches, 70 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,000 even between men and animals. 71 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,560 The worst of all would be an ant with an elephant. 72 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:36,920 -Poke him. -Poke him. 73 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,520 He's old, spare him. 74 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,680 King of Hades, are you standing up for him? 75 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,960 -Poke him. -Hey. 76 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,280 Don't start that again, we should be reasonable. 77 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,400 Why is there a woman in the mortal world who bore 16 daughters, 78 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,720 and yet you didn't give her a son? Why? 79 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:53,160 Consequently, she killed herself in the sea. 80 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:58,400 Even in hell, he accused her of it 81 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,320 and flung her into hot oil, frying her into a crisp. 82 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,240 Is there no justice? 83 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,080 Dragon Fighter... 84 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,320 Fainting is of no use. 85 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,040 The fate of people's lives is destined, 86 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,160 and you shouldn't mess around with them. 87 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,480 We're only carrying out orders. 88 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,320 Whose orders? Who set them? 89 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,960 Who says it must be right? 90 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,680 As the saying goes, "There are heavens higher than this." 91 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:24,920 Your Highness, if your rules 92 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,880 were known by Bodhisattva in the Ninth Heaven, 93 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,720 she'll think this is the joke of a moron. 94 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,960 This is out of line. 95 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,800 Your Highness, immortals, 96 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,800 I think Dragon Fighter Lohan is just out of control. 97 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,680 For everybody's advantage, please allow me to fight a duel with him. 98 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,800 What a joke. Can you beat him? 99 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,280 I want to fight him one on one. 100 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,760 -I will not show him mercy. -That was close. 101 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,400 Listen! Even if the laws of the Heavens are flawed, 102 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,200 there must be one that you've violated. 103 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,720 Take them to the mortal world. 104 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,360 One shall be a pig, the other a dog. 105 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,680 This shall last for 10 lifetimes. 106 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,600 Wait. 107 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,680 What is it? 108 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:01,760 Is your word final? 109 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,800 Yes. 110 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,040 I say you'll be a roach, what do you say? 111 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,440 -Take them down. -What? 112 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,160 Hold on, don't move... 113 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,160 Greetings to Goddess. 114 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,880 Each one of us has been an immortal 115 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,840 for at least 10,000 years. 116 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,120 Worldly affairs to us 117 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,040 are petty and trivial. 118 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:07,120 The mess that Dragon Fighter Lohan has caused today 119 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,200 might be an opportunity. 120 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,880 Why not use it to understand the mortal world? 121 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,800 To see if humans are still ignorant and foolish, 122 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,480 or if they have progressed. 123 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,160 Goddess of Mercy speaks well. 124 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240 What a relief... 125 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:25,360 Goddess, this lad challenges authority in the name of justice. 126 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,960 Stop speaking nonsense, King of Hades. 127 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,640 Matters will be taken care of. 128 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,640 Dragon Fighter, what's your purpose in doing such things? 129 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,720 I want these immortals to get off their high horses 130 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,400 and experience the mortal world. 131 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,520 Humans only live for a few decades. 132 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:44,320 They shouldn't be condemned for a mistake or two. 133 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,200 Because, in my opinion, 134 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,920 regardless of how ignorant and dumb they are, 135 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,160 how worthless and deserving of death, 136 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,000 they are after all... 137 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,200 after all... 138 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,160 -Speak up. -What? 139 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,000 What I mean is... 140 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,440 Subject to sympathy and love. 141 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,760 Right, Dragon Fighter? 142 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,480 Yes, that's it. 143 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,840 Let's begin with you 144 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,360 going down to the mortal world to experience it. 145 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,400 What do you say? 146 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,360 In fact, that's what I intend to do. 147 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,480 What proof do you have? 148 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,680 I've picked three people, 149 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,320 whose fates have been sealed. 150 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,120 One will be a beggar for nine lives. 151 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,880 One a prostitute for nine lives. 152 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,680 And one a villain for nine lives. 153 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:30,000 If you could change their destinies, 154 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,360 then you win. 155 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,000 You said we immortals are bad. 156 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,920 Okay, then. You'll go as an ordinary human being, 157 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,320 and be prohibited from using your powers. 158 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,280 No powers? 159 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,520 That's right. 160 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,200 Use your sincerity to reform them. 161 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,080 Okay, I will not fail you. 162 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,400 Wait for me. 163 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,400 I'll give you three days. 164 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,880 Thanks. But two and a half days will do. 165 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 You don't have to listen to me. 166 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,440 But if you don't do as I have said today... 167 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,480 SOUTH GATE OF HEAVEN 168 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,200 Don't hope to return to the Heavens. 169 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,600 Firstly, unless you have the official permit, 170 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,560 you can't enter the Heavens. 171 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,200 Secondly, you can't take magical powers with you. 172 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,960 Dragon, godspeed. 173 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,040 Same to you. 174 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,600 -Good brothers. -Good brothers. 175 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,160 What else do you have for me? 176 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,080 You're dead. You can't fight 177 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,600 and can't use your powers, you're bound to die! 178 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,240 -Thanks! -You're welcome! 179 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,520 Dragon, you won't die. 180 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,120 When you reincarnated in the mortal world, 181 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,640 a golden body had been left behind. 182 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,720 Once you combine with it, 183 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,520 you can preserve your physical body 184 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,040 and transmigrate between the mortal and immortal worlds. 185 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,840 With it, you can also return to the Heavens. 186 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,400 That's great. 187 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,560 This journey will be filled with danger. 188 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,920 I present you with a Fan of Wishes, 189 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,840 which can only be used thrice each day. 190 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,080 Each time it's used, a crack will appear. 191 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,000 After three times, you'll have to wait until the next day, 192 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,360 when the cracks disappear, to use it again. 193 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,120 A mere three times a day, that's pathetic. 194 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,560 It's better than nothing. 195 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,960 The fan can't change life and death, 196 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,800 nor manipulate free will. 197 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,880 It's just a sleight of hand, 198 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,760 but ordinary mortals are often distracted by what they see. 199 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,200 So, it will serve you well. 200 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,360 Thank you, Goddess. 201 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,120 Be careful and don't falter in evil ways. 202 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,440 I understand. 203 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,640 Goddess does care much about you. 204 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,080 Without this fan you'd be in deep shit. 205 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,360 -Yes. -Down you go. 206 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,600 Dragon Fighter. 207 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:29,040 Did you intentionally kick him down without the fan? 208 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,400 His Heavenly Highness decreed it had to be now. 209 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,440 What the... 210 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,720 Are you really doing your job? 211 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,520 -What are you doing here? -Change of shifts. 212 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,080 Good. Come on, let's get this fan to Dragon Fighter. 213 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,320 You don't have the approval. 214 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,880 You won't have your magical powers and humans can't see you. 215 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,840 That's why I let you come with me. 216 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,800 Apart from the Emperor of the Heavens, 217 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,840 you're the only one who can come and go as you please. 218 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,880 No, this is against heavenly rules. 219 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,600 What heavenly rules? Just do it once. 220 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,560 -We'll be back soon, let's go. -I'm not going. 221 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,320 You've eaten the Heavenly Dog cooked by Dragon Fighter, 222 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,400 and you've had two bites of Lady Queen Mother's peaches. 223 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,920 While Ninth Heaven Fairy's two maids were bathing, 224 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,400 you had peeped, bastard. 225 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,880 -Stop it... -Are you a low-life or not? 226 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,800 I knew you won't yield without a threat. 227 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,520 -Come back early. -Are you afraid now? 228 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,760 Yes, I'm afraid of you. Satisfied? 229 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:22,000 GUO CHING TEMPLE 230 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,280 The eighteen Lohans are on both sides. 231 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,840 Dragon Fighter and Tiger Fighter are on this side. 232 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:34,240 For a son... you need to pray to Goddess of Mercy. 233 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,440 Goddess of Mercy, 234 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,840 please help me give birth to a male child. 235 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,720 I hope Goddess hears my prayer. 236 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,000 I'll be turning 40 next year. 237 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,680 Being an official all these years, 238 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,240 I've been very just and have a clear conscience. 239 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,040 We don't need to be uptight about it. 240 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,680 You never make demands for anything. 241 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,960 Why did the Heavens destine us to be without descendants? 242 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,360 Master. 243 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,760 Master. 244 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,120 The eighteen Lohans are on both sides. 245 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,960 Dragon and Tiger Fighter on this side. To ask for a son... 246 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,880 Master, you've said this already. 247 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,920 -Goodbye... -We haven't prayed to the gods yet. 248 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,440 Pray... 249 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,840 Dragon Fighter Lohan. 250 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,320 Master, we want... 251 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,920 I know, you want a son, right? 252 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,360 No problem. 253 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,800 I've been pregnant 18 months, and still no signs of labor. 254 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,320 Don't worry, my dear. 255 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400 Master, madam, look. 256 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,240 Where did you pluck them? 257 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,360 Over there. 258 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,760 Why is this happening? 259 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,640 Whenever a noble is born, lingzhi mushrooms will appear. 260 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,920 From the way things look... 261 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,360 Our future young master must be a man of importance. 262 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,160 The house is now full of mushrooms. 263 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,480 Darling, this child... 264 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,080 Tell him yourself, he's coming out. 265 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,120 Congratulations, madam has given birth. 266 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,080 -Boy or girl? -It's a boy, congratulations. 267 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,720 Congratulations, Master. 268 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,320 Why have we landed here? What's this place? 269 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,360 The main street. 270 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,440 Main street? Damn you! 271 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,720 I asked you to take me to Dragon Fighter's birthplace. 272 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,240 Just a few streets down. 273 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,560 How did we land in the wrong place? 274 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,160 Who asked you to rock so much? 275 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,480 Where's our son? 276 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,040 I don't know either. 277 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,920 Bloody hell. Everyone has a bad stomach 278 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,160 after eating at that restaurant. 279 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,640 That's right. 280 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,680 Could we please use the toilet? It's urgent. 281 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,800 We only have two, help yourself. 282 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,240 I can't hold it in any longer. 283 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,000 How gentlemanly! 284 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,560 I can't hold it back much longer. 285 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,400 Is this it? Dragon Fighter... 286 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,760 Brother, I've waited for ages. 287 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,040 Not my fault. 288 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,280 This bloody unicorn misled me. 289 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,280 Never mind, take your fan. 290 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,680 -I told you to buy two crickets. -Hey... 291 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,000 What took you so long? 292 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,160 I hand-picked the best two. 293 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,480 Dragon. Damn, he can't see me. 294 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,400 He is a mortal now. To make contact with him, 295 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,040 you must reincarnate and become human. 296 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,880 He's now grown, too late for reincarnation, I guess. 297 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,400 A day in the Heavens is 10 years on Earth. 298 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,080 But fear not, I can speed it up for you. 299 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,640 -Speed it up? -But you'll lose your magical powers 300 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,560 and you'll turn into a moron. 301 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,880 What good would that be even if I can contact him? 302 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,040 Come on! When the dark clouds cover the moon, 303 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,480 the surveillance in the Heavens is the weakest. 304 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,840 You could steal back your magical powers then. 305 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,800 Why are you whispering? Nobody can hear us. 306 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,240 Pregnant woman. 307 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,560 This one will do. Here I come. 308 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,640 Be quick. 309 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,160 I'm going to reincarnate. 310 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,000 What a relief. Your turn... 311 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,600 Coming. 312 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,920 Don't go away! Even a granny will do. 313 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,080 Look how bloated I am. 314 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,000 What a relief. 315 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,560 Hey, your tummy... 316 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,600 Damn, I've forgotten the fan, quick... 317 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,880 The baby's out... 318 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,360 So, she's giving birth. 319 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,240 Let's help them. 320 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,360 Is it a boy or a girl, dear? 321 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,040 It's a fan! 322 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,880 I have given birth to a son. 323 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,200 You've given birth? That's great. 324 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,360 Here, wear this girdle quickly. 325 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,400 My son Sau Yuan wore this when he was a baby. 326 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,560 What's going on? 327 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,520 I don't know either. 328 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,200 It would fit him nicely now. 329 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,480 Let me give him a quick blow. 330 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,120 Again. 331 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,680 Done. 332 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,160 -Demon... -Run. 333 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,200 Is this some demon or what? 334 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,640 Nonsense. He's just playing magic tricks with you. 335 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,200 Do you know how to perform magic? 336 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,240 Master, I'll report this to the authority. 337 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,440 What authority? I am the authority. 338 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,880 It's better to let him stay. 339 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,880 Look how cute he is. He should be a nice baby to look after. 340 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,760 They might come back in the future to take him back. 341 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,120 Kid? 342 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,760 Beat... 343 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,160 Who are you really? Speak. 344 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,400 I don't have milk. 345 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,880 You must know some magic. C'mon, teach me. 346 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,880 Milk... 347 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,160 Are you playing dumb with me? 348 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,880 Go and get milk from that lady. 349 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,240 Let's see how long you can pretend. 350 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:06,000 Milk... no milk. 351 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,080 He's really dumb. 352 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,280 You two conspired to touch my wife. Do you think it's fun? 353 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,760 Go to hell. 354 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,440 Go on, run. 355 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,200 Brother... 356 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,880 Master, your pay might not be adequate to sustain him. 357 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,080 I would need to get a part-time job. 358 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,080 Isn't there an orphanage near our home? 359 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,600 I would not do a thing like that. 360 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,440 He's been learning a lot. Although he has a big appetite, 361 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,760 I have taught him a lot. 362 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,520 He'll soon be independent. 363 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600 Look. 364 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,600 -What do you call me? -Abalone. 365 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,600 Abalone comes in pieces, call me elder brother. 366 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,440 Call her... 367 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,760 Younger brother. 368 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,680 That's not a brother, stupid. 369 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,720 Once again. He's too young to remember. 370 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,640 Uncle. 371 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,200 Now you've said it right. 372 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,240 Uncle White! 373 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,680 It's affinity, let's just do our best. 374 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,840 You play with him, I need to read some documents. 375 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,280 I'll do some embroidery, as well. 376 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:22,080 Tiger Fighter Lohan transfigures. 377 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,280 Dragon. 378 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,120 Brother, where are you? 379 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,920 I don't have much time. Listen, you're an immortal. 380 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,080 You just don't know it yet 381 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,480 because your Heavenly Crown is not yet opened. 382 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,640 Remember to stick your head out when there's thunder, 383 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,880 so that the thunder can strike it open. 384 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,720 Then you'll retrieve your memory. 385 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,160 Who's making all that noise there? Can't even pee in all that chaos! 386 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,480 Count the bugs. 387 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,840 The bugs fly. 388 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,760 What's up? Must have wet his pants, let me see. 389 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,200 Fan, fan... 390 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,880 Go away with that dirty fan. 391 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,120 He is hopeless, poor thing. 392 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,280 Fan, fan... 393 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,720 Not this one. 394 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,400 Doctor, please have a look at him. Does he have a chance? 395 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,760 No. 396 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,120 I see. Just asking, thanks. 397 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,640 Master, Wang Da Fu's having trouble at home, they're on the way here. 398 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,960 Really? Quick. 399 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,320 Doctor, also... 400 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,120 Stop the finger-pointing, bitch. 401 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200 You whore. 402 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,800 -What's the matter? -What a disgrace, what are you wearing? 403 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,000 Stroke during sex. 404 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,680 When's your turn? 405 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,640 Yes, I'm cursing you. So what? 406 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,400 Isn't that Hsiao Yu from Yi Sheung brothel? 407 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,800 That's her. 408 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,680 Doing such an immoral thing in broad daylight. 409 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,000 How shameful! 410 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,320 Consider yourselves lucky to watch this for free. 411 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,680 What's all the complaining about? 412 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,160 What do you want? Come up if you have guts. 413 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,160 Let's stop and rest for a while. 414 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,080 Why are we stopping? I am in a hurry. 415 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,680 -Luckily that's not me. What a way to die! -What an unlucky fellow. 416 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,240 Do you like the view? Come have a closer look. 417 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,680 Who threw this at me? 418 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,080 I did. 419 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,240 Lady, be a bit more decent. 420 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,640 What do you mean, "decent"? 421 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,200 Come to Yi Sheung brothel when you have time. 422 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,160 Shameless, you'll be struck by thunder. 423 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,840 Come and have fun when you have time. 424 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,320 My words just came true. Good riddance. Strike her. 425 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,480 Missed by a meter. 426 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,400 Over there, aim accurately, try again. 427 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,280 Dragon Fighter has reincarnated in the mortal world. 428 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,640 Crazy! 429 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,160 Milk. 430 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,280 Tiger Fighter. 431 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,360 Milk. 432 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,080 You've become like this because of me. 433 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,960 You're such a loyal friend. 434 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,440 Milk. 435 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,600 What are you doing? Let me go. 436 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,040 A prostitute for nine lifetimes. 437 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,400 You're both women, why fight each other? 438 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,160 She's a whore. 439 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,200 There are patriotic whores. 440 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,040 You're right. 441 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,280 Thanks. 442 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,200 I'll return for you soon. 443 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,480 Hey, what's your name? 444 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,600 A name is just another label, it doesn't matter. 445 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,280 -Call me whatever you like. -Big Willy. 446 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,040 She's talking about you. Let's go. 447 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,040 -Food... -Let's go. 448 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,240 -Food. -Let's go. 449 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,200 Food. 450 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,680 GUO CHING TEMPLE 451 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,080 Mom... Dad... food... food. 452 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,840 Food. 453 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,560 Food. Food. 454 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,240 Yummy. 455 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,040 It's here. 456 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,160 Friend, I've waited a long time for you. 457 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,400 Who are you? 458 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,720 Earth God. I don't blame you. 459 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,440 Your spirit has not returned. 460 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,440 Don't be frightened. 461 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,680 As long as you get your golden body back, it's okay. 462 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,360 Also, your golden body is sought by officials and bandits alike. 463 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,400 Last month, many people came for it. 464 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,960 Are you the Earth God or an extortioner? 465 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,000 The golden body is here. 466 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,720 I am the golden body, the golden body is me. 467 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,560 It's no use telling me, tell them instead. 468 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,440 You're right. 469 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,320 You've put the heads in the wrong place. 470 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,880 -Really? -Change them back first. 471 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,680 -What is it? -Wooden fish. 472 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,760 Fish? 473 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,160 Is this edible? 474 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,400 Master, excuse me, please listen. 475 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,920 -I don't know you. -Thirteen life cycles ago, 476 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,200 I was a monk in this temple. 477 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,560 Then I became abbot by the eighth life 478 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,840 which was before the golden body passed away. 479 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,040 I ascended to the Heavens and became immortal. Follow me. 480 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,040 Guess what happened afterwards? 481 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,800 I became Dragon Fighter Lohan, 482 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,320 which is me. Come here. 483 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,760 I have come down to Earth this time on a mission. 484 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,080 With regards to what matter it is, you need not know. 485 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,000 You are at best a common person. 486 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,600 However, considering the time you've spent here, 487 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,280 you have accumulated some worthiness. 488 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,360 So, addressing you as master in front of your students 489 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,360 should give you due respect. 490 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,200 C'mon, go get me some clothes to change. 491 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,680 Master, he is mad. 492 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,040 But I liked him as soon as I laid eyes on him. 493 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,840 -Bring some clothes. -Yes. 494 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,000 Good child. 495 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,240 You've eaten all of it so quickly? 496 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,960 There's a bigger one outside. 497 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,720 This is my stuff, you can't eat this. 498 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,400 If you have to, then eat the one behind. 499 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,160 Please don't bite. 500 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,520 Master, give me a name as in the normal procedure. 501 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,600 You are so mad, I'll call you Mad Monk. 502 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,760 Very good. 503 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,320 Help, don't chase me. 504 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,480 Beggar for nine lives. 505 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,640 Don't. 506 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,720 So scary. 507 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,160 Yuan Pa Tien. 508 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,400 Hide quickly. 509 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,960 Yuan is here, hide in my home, quick. 510 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,760 Earth God. 511 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,600 Villain of nine lives. They are all gathered here. 512 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,600 Help. 513 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,320 I told you not to let me see you. 514 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,080 A mere sight of you makes me so mad. 515 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,880 I don't want you to see me either. 516 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,920 Don't come near. 517 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,760 I wanted to avoid you, but I couldn't. 518 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,480 You can hit my head, but not my back. 519 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,480 I'll burn down the temple, and see where you can go. 520 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,840 I'll burn you, too, you stinking monk. 521 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,120 How dare you blow out my fire? 522 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,120 You... 523 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,800 Does it hurt? 524 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,400 I want you to know how it feels to be bullied. 525 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,000 Throw down your sword and become a Buddha. 526 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,120 I won't be mad, I love you. 527 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,160 Be a new person, dear child. 528 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,240 Impossible, damn it. 529 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,160 Go back and think deeply about it. I'll soon be back for you. 530 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,200 Don't beg anymore, go home with me. 531 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,160 I don't want to... 532 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,480 -What are you afraid of? -I don't want to go. 533 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,440 Come on. 534 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,920 Brother... 535 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,800 Brother... 536 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,000 Brother, food... 537 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,360 Son, why have you become like this? 538 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,560 I changed my hairstyle. Not bad, huh? 539 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,160 Why is the house like this? 540 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,080 LI SAU YUAN, I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY 541 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,680 Why mess with a character like Yuan Pa Tien? 542 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,760 Uncle White! 543 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,040 "Li Sau Yuan, I swear I'll kill your whole family." 544 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,240 Signed by Yuan Pa Tien. 545 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,880 Master, he killed all our livestock, even rodents and roaches. 546 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,040 Even a pregnant roach, that's cruel. 547 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,840 Luckily, I went with you to pray to the gods. 548 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,160 He knows my background so soon. Great! 549 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,800 Unfortunately, I'm not Li Sau Yuan anymore. 550 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,720 His calligraphy is good. 551 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,760 EARLY AUTUMN, FIRST YEAR 552 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,000 Even the date is written. 553 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,840 He is so organised. 554 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,800 Son, look at the mess here, 555 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,600 yet you're still concerned with such matters. 556 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,920 Master... 557 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,480 Your dad won't make it. 558 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,520 He's fortunate to have a natural death... 559 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,120 Let me see, he'll be an emperor in his next life. 560 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,360 Good for him! 561 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,880 Sau Yuan, are you mad, child? 562 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,280 Bingo, my new name is Mad Monk. 563 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,920 Heaven, what has our family done wrong? 564 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,280 Right, if you have done nothing wrong, you should've died with him. 565 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,480 Madam... 566 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,680 Quick, give her some musk to smell. 567 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,360 Don't move, they're okay. 568 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,720 Don't fiddle and make it worse. 569 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,120 They're indeed a pair, they even died together. 570 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,880 They'll continue their romance in the next life. 571 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,400 How admirable! 572 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,320 Young master, what should we do? 573 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,600 It's an auspicious affair, get a chicken to celebrate. 574 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,760 And you, get an undertaker to give them a lift. 575 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,600 Go... Quick... 576 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,600 Let's go quickly. 577 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,960 You can't go yet. 578 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,760 You can sleep for a while. 579 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,040 I... 580 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,880 Fan... Fan... Fan... 581 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,040 Fan... Fan... Fan... 582 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,520 Good duckling... 583 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,640 You two have given birth to so many. 584 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,960 Let me eat one. 585 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:38,960 If you don't shake your head when I count to three, 586 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,760 that means you consent. 587 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,160 One, two, three. 588 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,520 What the hell? 589 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,520 You again. 590 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,600 -Stealing ducklings? Outrageous. -Don't come near... 591 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,600 I've asked for their consent. 592 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,920 You did? 593 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,080 -Did he ask you? -No. 594 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,360 How could a duck speak? 595 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,680 What more do you have to say? 596 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,160 Don't catch me. 597 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,920 Its mother must have seduced a parrot, that's why she could speak. 598 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,800 Yes, her mother must have done that. 599 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,160 Well, that's their business. 600 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,000 Who asked you to meddle in it? Listen. 601 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,400 As humans, we must have self-respect. 602 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,240 If you want to eat them, you must get their consent first. 603 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,400 -Who would consent to being eaten? -Damn. 604 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,920 I want to eat you now. Whoever is willing can come with me. 605 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,640 I adore you. 606 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,800 You can greet me as "Master." 607 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,760 Master, what can I do for you? 608 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,120 Just let me know. 609 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,760 It's late, you should sleep. 610 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,520 Master, I'm like a pig. 611 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,720 I sleep during the day. 612 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,400 Ta Chung, your father is here for you. 613 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,720 Damn you, my father has been dead a long time. 614 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,440 See for yourself. 615 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,440 Dad, how are you? 616 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,000 Ta Chung, are you going to listen to your dad? 617 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,040 Yes. 618 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,520 Then I advise you in dad's name. 619 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,280 Never go begging with that bowl again. 620 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:18,080 Dad, that's what I thought. I should get a big bucket to beg. 621 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,640 Damn you. 622 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,680 I only recall dad reprimanding me, 623 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,920 and then he left. 624 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,760 Let's eat something first. 625 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,440 I was thrown out by the people in this shop before. 626 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,080 So much gold. 627 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480 Hold them tight. 628 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,440 This way you won't be thrown out. 629 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,960 Sir, please sit. 630 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,880 Stinking monk, get lost. 631 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,000 Please sit, sirs. 632 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,640 Have a seat, I'll get some tea. 633 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,600 What would you like to eat? 634 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,800 Chicken tail. 635 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,200 Chicken tail, my foot. You have money and respect now. 636 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,640 -You should eat shark's fin. -That's right. 637 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,960 Order then. 638 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,800 I dare not, you do it. 639 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,080 You lack confidence even in this. 640 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,640 How are you going to be successful? Summon your courage. 641 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,440 Give me two days to think about it. 642 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,160 Making fun of me? Speak. 643 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,720 A bowl of shark's fin... 644 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,040 Louder, I want everybody to hear. 645 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,680 A bowl of shit... 646 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,400 Not shit, fin. 647 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,400 Don't force me. 648 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,600 Don't be silly! Why would I do that? 649 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,480 Just say it and everything will be all right. 650 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,440 Do as I say. 651 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,200 I only want to eat chicken tail. 652 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,160 You're not listening. I insist, say it. 653 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,720 Say, "A bowl of shark's fin for me, please!" 654 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,920 A bowl of shark's fin for me... 655 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,320 You bastard. 656 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,960 Yummy. 657 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,280 Outrageous! 658 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,120 Ta Chung, I don't want to waste any more of my breath. 659 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,640 Watch me. 660 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,560 This is who I really am, Dragon Fighter Lohan. 661 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,720 Ghost! 662 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,600 Stop shouting. A ghost is not like this. 663 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,880 This is what a ghost looks like. 664 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,440 You couldn't have really fainted. 665 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,840 Who kicked my mouth? 666 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,880 Stop playing tricks. 667 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,880 Cover with a sheet and hang two sausages on your mouth, 668 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,560 just to scare a beggar, are you nuts? 669 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,520 Go to hell. 670 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,240 Don't be so angry... 671 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,720 Let's go. Somebody will fix him one day. 672 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,000 He's nuts, scaring people like this in broad daylight. 673 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,560 People nowadays aren't frightened by ghosts. 674 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,800 Ta Chung, you see now? 675 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,000 You're really an immortal? 676 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,840 The real thing. If you have any wish, 677 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,840 I can fulfill them for you, just let me know. 678 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,120 -I want you to take me to the Heavens. -What a fantastic wish! 679 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,160 I don't want to be a beggar here, here or here anymore. 680 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,000 At last, I see that you have dignity. 681 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,200 I want to be an immortal beggar. 682 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,680 There'll be morning orisons tomorrow, let's rest early. 683 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,360 Master, what should we do with the beggar outside? 684 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,200 Buddha is merciful and the temple is to serve people. 685 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,960 Let him spend the night outside. 686 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:57,040 Food... Food... Food... 687 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,360 -Keep the wooden fish and equipment. -Okay. 688 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,880 Food... 689 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,360 Fish... 690 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,640 Hurry. 691 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,520 Brother... 692 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,360 I'd rather have barbecued pork than to have you as a kid. 693 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,960 Barbecued pork? 694 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,760 -Barbecued pork. -Not me, I stink, I can't be eaten. 695 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,960 Tiger Fighter Lohan transfigures. 696 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,200 Are you trying to violate me? 697 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,640 You scared the piss out of me. 698 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,920 Unicorn, what happened to you? 699 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,520 This is my disguise to hide my identity. I'm here to bring a message to you. 700 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,600 What's up? 701 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,200 The Heavens know you've come down to the mortal world, 702 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,640 and have sent Plague God, spreading disease everywhere. 703 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,160 The scope of the catastrophe, deaths and injuries alike, 704 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,760 will be your responsibility. 705 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,360 With the amount of evil you've done, 706 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,960 you'll surely be demoted three levels 707 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,080 when you return. 708 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,200 Tiger Fighter, are you awake? 709 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,200 Dragon Fighter, this is not my fault. 710 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,400 Though it might not be your fault, 711 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,040 you know what it's like with the fools up there. 712 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,440 It matters little if one is downgraded, 713 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,120 but to harm so many lives... 714 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,040 -You're in trouble this time! -That's right. 715 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,560 What rule is that? 716 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,440 Tell me who ordered to spread the plague. 717 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,400 -A high directive. -Damn. 718 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,880 Which department? 719 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,160 Tell me, I won't say you told me. 720 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,880 The recreation department. 721 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,360 They are responsible for travels. 722 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,800 They are linked to the finance department. 723 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,560 -The finance department pays salaries. -That's right. 724 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,560 That's right. 725 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,680 The damn thing is, the finance and advertising departments 726 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,920 are close as brothers, 727 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,600 while the advertising and welfare departments 728 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,480 struggle with losing face... 729 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,920 Forget it, Dragon, I'm going up now. 730 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,320 Be careful and take care. 731 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,520 Go up and apologize to see if there's any remedy. 732 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,680 Take care. 733 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,960 -And the health department, they... -Let's go. 734 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,680 Anyway, it's chaos, don't you agree? 735 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,360 -A hundred died in one night. -An evil spirit must be behind this. 736 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,360 Damn beggar! Those huge boils will kill you sooner or later. 737 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,920 -Wow! -What? 738 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,520 Yours is even bigger. 739 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,920 Oh, no, I've got the boils... I'm going to die. 740 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,320 Don't worry, they won't kill you. 741 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,200 Dragon Fighter, Monkey King, the Supreme is here. 742 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,440 I know there's a plague here, 743 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,880 so I negotiated with the Heavenly Emperor. 744 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,000 He said you should give a thousand taels of silver, 745 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,200 so that I can perform a rite and rid you of calamity. 746 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,320 Doing this rite will shorten my life by 10 years, but I'm willing. 747 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,800 Spreading misleading fallacies, disturbing my sleep. 748 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,880 -Why... you... -What? 749 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,840 I do this to save people's lives. 750 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,800 I don't mind even if my life is shortened by 10 years. 751 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,160 -Still talking? -What? 752 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,520 It's a big sacrifice. 753 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,480 What sacrifice? 754 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,560 -There's another mark on your face. -What? 755 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,800 If you speak again, I'll stick your ass to your mouth. 756 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,920 Only three times a day, you are lucky. 757 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,560 Get someone to be a sacrifice. 758 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,200 -What kind of person should that be? -Where to find such a person? 759 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,960 One to whom life means nothing. 760 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,920 Where to find? 761 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,960 You can find many at Yi Sheung brothel. 762 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,240 Boss. 763 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,240 What's this lousy bunch doing here so early? 764 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,880 -Exactly. -Quick... 765 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,120 Ask them to hand a person over. 766 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,160 Hurry... 767 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,480 What if they won't? 768 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,880 This concerns the safety of the whole city. 769 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,040 They have no choice. 770 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,560 Let's go in together. Chief, you go first. 771 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,640 Quickly... 772 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,600 What's the matter? 773 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,000 Stop. 774 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,640 What are you doing? 775 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,160 Master Tin, the plague has killed a lot of people. 776 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,360 What has it to do with my Yi Sheung brothel? 777 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,960 They wanted to find a couple of girls as sacrifice. 778 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,200 Why don't you ask your mother to go? 779 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,200 That's right. 780 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,680 Yesterday, you told me that you hated your wife. 781 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,840 Let her be the one. 782 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,760 Master Tin, I know it's a hard decision for you. 783 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,520 Why? They are all mine. 784 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,960 Their lives are in my hands, aren't they? 785 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,160 That's right. 786 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,240 The ones whom nobody wants, come forward. That'll save me some cost. 787 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,360 Hurry, come forward. 788 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,600 No need for so many, one or two will suffice. 789 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,600 -Come and form a circle... -How cruel. 790 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,800 Hurry... 791 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,880 Form a circle, hurry... 792 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,040 Done... 793 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,280 -Lie down, hunchback. -Okay. 794 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,160 Whoever his toes point to will be the one. 795 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,120 What's this? A lucky draw? 796 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,360 Turn… 797 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,840 That's unfair. 798 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,640 Not me. You all saw it, it's not me. 799 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,680 -Take her away. -Go. 800 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,040 Remember what you said to me yesterday? 801 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,680 I said you charged a high price. 802 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,640 -Let's go. -Shut up. 803 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,520 How dare you create trouble here? 804 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,520 No... it wasn't me. 805 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,000 -How should the sacrifice be offered? -Braised. 806 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,320 It takes a long time then. 807 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,680 Leave the left leg for me. I'll take a rest. 808 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,560 Clean her up and get her changed. 809 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,280 No. 810 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,880 She's so beautiful, it's a pity to have her burnt. 811 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,040 Hurry and find a way to save her. 812 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,360 Only a pretty girl needs to be saved? I wouldn't help if it were you. 813 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,560 Your fan... 814 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,480 Do we have to wait until dawn for it to work again? 815 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,840 Since we have to wait anyway, 816 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,080 might as well wait till my powers are gone. 817 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,000 Let me explain and you'll understand. 818 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,120 That's okay, I won't understand. 819 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,480 Just do as I say. 820 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,320 The auspicious time has come. 821 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,200 Wait. May I ask, how do you know that burning her will stop the plague? 822 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,760 The Heavenly Emperor told me in a dream. 823 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:26,960 Lady Queen Mother told me in a dream 824 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,760 to burn your mother. 825 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,480 And if I scolded you three times, 826 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,880 the two moles on your face would be gone. 827 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,640 Nuts, go away. 828 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,120 It's time, scold him. 829 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,800 I... don't dare to. 830 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,360 Damn, damn, damn you. 831 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,360 They're gone. 832 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,720 It works. 833 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,200 Look at his face! It's more potent than a fairy's spell. 834 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,200 Everyone, he has made an agreement with Lady Queen Mother, 835 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,880 there'll be no more plague. Release her quickly. 836 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,240 What if there is still a plague after she is released? 837 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,760 Right... 838 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,040 What to do? 839 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,560 I don't know. I have no idea. 840 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360 How about this? 841 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,200 If the plague still persists after she's burnt to death, 842 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,600 all of you must be burnt. 843 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,120 You heard it. Release her immediately. 844 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,560 How? The fire is so fierce. 845 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,760 Bring some water to put it out. 846 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,320 The well nearby is sealed, where can we find water? 847 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,200 Without water from a well, any kind of water will do. 848 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,360 I've got it. 849 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,200 You're so bold, you don't even flinch. 850 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,320 It's just saliva. 851 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,040 Thank you. 852 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,320 You're welcome. 853 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,200 Take a rest. 854 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,520 Don't go. 855 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,480 Don't worry, they won't burn you again. 856 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,400 Those lousy men used to be so nice to me when in bed. 857 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,920 Why did they want to burn me? 858 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,640 Here's the reason. 859 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,200 Those men who come to you, treat you like a toilet bowl. 860 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,960 They feel comfortable when sitting on it, 861 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,680 but they're not emotionally tied to the toilet bowl. 862 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,160 I don't get it. 863 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,160 That is to say, you should never be a toilet bowl again. 864 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,440 Get it? 865 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,600 I've got it. 866 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,680 What are you doing? 867 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,840 I want to repay you. 868 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,680 Don't do it. Your whorish nature is incorrigible. 869 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,160 You don't have to pay me. 870 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,000 But I do. 871 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,440 Worse than a toilet bowl. 872 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,760 What else can you do besides getting laid for money? 873 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,120 Do it upside down? 874 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,760 No way. 875 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,080 Damn, why would I be talking to you about such things? 876 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,880 What I mean is, can you change your career? 877 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,760 For example, selling bean curd? 878 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,400 Should I put the stall at the door or beside the bed? 879 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,880 You... 880 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,280 Master... I got half a piece of bean curd. 881 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,960 That smells good, any for me? 882 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,640 Have the bean curd to yourself. 883 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,840 Are you serious? Nothing left? 884 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,160 It's a foreign dog, not really tasty. 885 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,000 There's one more piece. Let me try it, then I'll know. 886 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,240 This dog has bitten two people to death. 887 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,760 I'm only doing it justice by eating it. 888 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,360 You're not qualified yet to eat it. 889 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,440 No, Master. I am so very hungry. 890 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,200 Be kind enough to leave me a bone at least. 891 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,640 Please. 892 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,320 Please, Master, please. 893 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,520 Stop it. 894 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,880 Have sympathy... just a piece. 895 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,480 Please... I know that you haven't swallowed it. 896 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,400 Stop it. 897 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,120 You bastard, what else can you do apart from begging? 898 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,840 Master. 899 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,800 Master, look. 900 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,360 Coming out. 901 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,040 Come again next time. 902 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,120 Don't forget your underpants. 903 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,360 -Yes... -It's my turn. 904 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,360 Come in. 905 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,360 Hsiao Yu. 906 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,040 It's you. 907 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,320 You didn't listen to me, and have even gotten worse. 908 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,080 You have no self-respect at all. 909 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,520 I've done as you told me. 910 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,800 You are simply hawking yourself in the street. 911 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,000 How dare you say you are doing as you were told. 912 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,160 You're mistaken, I'm selling tofu. 913 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,960 Really? 914 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,080 Hurry up, are you doing business or not? 915 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,560 You agreed to do it once for buying tofu from you. 916 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,880 No? Give me back the money. 917 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,360 Don't be angry, let's go... 918 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,640 Thanks for your advice. 919 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,520 My business is good now. 920 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,960 She's changed, but in a wrong way. 921 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,200 Ta Chung, follow me. 922 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,480 Master, I have a little request. 923 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,880 Never call me by my name again around this street. 924 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,080 All right? 925 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,680 What did I call you? 926 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,880 Beggar Ta Chung. 927 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,360 Is your name Ta Chung? 928 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,640 Idiot, you've forgotten you're called Chu Ta Seung? 929 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:55,560 Don't hit me... 930 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,040 If you want to hit me, let's go to the back alley. 931 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,800 Hsiao Yu will see us here. 932 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,280 I'll take you to the back alley. 933 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,760 So, your pride will emerge only in front of Hsiao Yu. 934 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,560 I've got it. 935 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,920 Great. 936 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,560 Who says they're hopeless? 937 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,800 All humans can be saved! 938 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,920 Listen, immortals above, I'll surely win. 939 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,760 I wouldn't marry anyone in the world but him. 940 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,840 How naughty, you peeping tom. 941 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 No, don't say that to me. 942 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,160 This is what I'm talking about, 943 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,920 how a decent girl should look like. 944 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,800 It doesn't hurt, I know it's a dream. Why else would I wear such clothing? 945 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,560 You can. 946 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,960 What is it? It's so ugly. 947 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,520 Look. 948 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,040 So beautiful! 949 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,600 Since a caterpillar can become a butterfly, 950 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,800 a chicken can also become a phoenix. 951 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,960 I want to be a phoenix, can I? 952 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,480 A phoenix? 953 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:07,160 Lord, you have good foresight. 954 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,800 That monk has done all that you anticipated. 955 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,920 If you have further instructions, please tell me. 956 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,720 YI SHEUNG BROTHEL 957 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,280 Hire a prostitute? Maybe another day. 958 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,200 I have no time. 959 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,080 I can push you, but how dare you push me back? 960 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,200 Come here. 961 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,600 Don't hit me. 962 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,000 You've gone to the toilet, and you don't need a bath. 963 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,120 What else do you need to do? 964 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,920 How do prostitutes have anything to do with me? 965 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,360 Hsiao Yu is waiting for her lover upstairs. 966 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,600 Who is it? 967 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,440 Chu Ta Seung. 968 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,040 Me? 969 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,320 A good-looking and presentable man. 970 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,920 Ta Chung, you must remember to leave by first watch of the night. 971 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,120 Otherwise, gold may turn into dog shit, and the boils will emerge again. 972 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,280 You don't want to scare people to death. 973 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,920 -Do you have any familiar lady in mind? -Hsiao Yu. 974 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,400 She is having her period. 975 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,200 Her period has just ended, but she is not taking any clients here. 976 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,880 That's okay, she sometimes makes guest appearances. 977 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,840 Follow me. 978 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,720 Hsiao Yu. 979 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,200 Call me Phoenix. 980 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,440 This gentleman, how about I order some food for you? 981 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,800 What would you like? 982 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,600 A plate of chicken tails would be nice. 983 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,280 Did I say something wrong? 984 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,760 You're an epicure. 985 00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,640 What do you do? 986 00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,960 I'm a beggar. 987 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,280 So it's you. 988 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,120 Do you mind? 989 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,840 Why would I? 990 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,760 When I see you, it's like seeing that guy. 991 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,760 Where's that guy? 992 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,920 That guy has asked me to come. 993 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,200 What does that guy want from me? 994 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,160 That guy sent me here to... 995 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,960 buy bean curd! 996 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,080 You're so naughty. 997 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,040 You've come at a good time, I'll fix you. 998 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,120 With the possession of Shaolin Patriarch Dhama, 999 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,520 there's no reason I can't settle you before the lamp subsides. 1000 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,320 -Stop right there! -Kill him. 1001 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,320 Yes. 1002 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,400 -What happened? -Let's have a look. 1003 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,120 Patriarch Dhama is really powerful. 1004 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,680 Dhama? 1005 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,360 Scared? 1006 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,840 You are deep in sin. 1007 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,960 I'll consider this as doing charity, 1008 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,800 and take you back to be a monk to do good deeds. 1009 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,800 Damn you. 1010 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,520 I'll beat you till you come with me. 1011 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,360 Canes, is this a joke? 1012 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,800 Don't you belittle me! 1013 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,160 I'm tired. 1014 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Run! 1015 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,560 Where are you running to? 1016 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,840 Bloody hell, so incorrigible. 1017 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,760 Do you yield? 1018 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,160 Yield, my foot. 1019 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,520 So, that guy is an immortal? 1020 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,800 I thought you knew. 1021 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,800 Sorry to have caused you so much trouble. 1022 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,040 That's okay, my pleasure. 1023 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,440 Buy a few more. 1024 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,480 For a situation like this, two will suffice. 1025 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:47,680 Tell that guy I'll be selling soy milk tomorrow. 1026 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,760 Really? 1027 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,080 Do you think he likes it salty or sweet? 1028 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:51,960 Salty. 1029 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,240 Add some preserved vegetables then. 1030 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,520 It's even better with sesame seeds. 1031 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,720 Lohan soy milk. 1032 00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,000 -He likes dog meat. -Dog meat Lohan soy milk. 1033 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,720 Hsiao Yu's unbeatable soy milk. 1034 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,240 Yeah! 1035 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,160 I've come for a prostitute. 1036 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,240 As matters stand, I have to fight violence with violence. 1037 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,600 Iron Head. 1038 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:36,960 Do you admit defeat now? 1039 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,800 I only want you to be a monk, not go to hell. 1040 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,080 Come with me right now. 1041 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,680 You're stubborn as a rock. 1042 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,800 Forget about being a monk, 1043 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,560 just refrain from killing people, okay? 1044 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,840 Damn, are you a human being or a beast? 1045 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,080 Do you like me? 1046 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,720 Yes, but maybe in the next lifetime. 1047 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,560 In this lifetime, I want to marry that guy. 1048 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,720 Thats fair enough. It's only after meeting him that I found my dignity. 1049 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,320 Give me a break tonight. Let's compromise. 1050 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,200 If you back off and leave Hsiao Yu alone, we'll settle our score later. 1051 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,720 If I hadn't changed my body, I would've been killed. 1052 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,720 You bastard. 1053 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,240 I can't bear it anymore. 1054 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,200 Buddha is merciful. 1055 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,280 Oh, no. Ta Chung, it's time. 1056 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,200 Is that someone selling dumplings? 1057 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,720 There are dumplings sold everyday, never mind it. 1058 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,200 Magic is over! Let's go! 1059 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,440 Shit, the time is up. 1060 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,960 Why am I a beggar again? 1061 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,280 What more do you want? You are in fact a beggar. 1062 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,880 No way. I have to go. 1063 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,560 Hey, we're good friends, right? 1064 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,520 Why haven't you come down yet? 1065 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,800 Hey, skunk, have you seen someone with a big beard? 1066 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,760 Yes, he seems to be taking a shit. 1067 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,280 Chase him. 1068 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,080 Halt. 1069 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,920 Hey, you look familiar. 1070 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,920 Heroes, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 1071 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,400 You... 1072 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,800 I warned you not to let me see you. 1073 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,200 I get so angry when I do. 1074 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,120 You're freeloading on a prostitute? 1075 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,760 No, I'm not. I have money. 1076 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,720 Oh, no, gold turns into… 1077 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,640 Stop, I beg you. 1078 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,960 He's not a freeloader, don't hit him. 1079 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,560 He's my boyfriend. 1080 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,280 You're cheap, you even want one with boils. 1081 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,080 Watch me. 1082 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,640 Hey man, I told you it wasn't me. 1083 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,520 You're still denying? 1084 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,920 Don't be upset. He's just a lookalike, that's all. 1085 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,440 He is pretending. 1086 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,680 I don't have a beard. 1087 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,040 -Maybe you shaved it off? -Who could do it so quickly? 1088 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,400 You're siding with a stranger! 1089 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,840 I'm just talking sense. 1090 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,920 -You've hurt someone. -So what? 1091 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,080 You're determined to have a quarrel with me. 1092 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,120 How dare you disobey the boss? 1093 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,880 -You're being a bully. -Listen, you're getting on my nerves. 1094 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,120 Don't hit my boss... 1095 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,200 Get lost, all of you. 1096 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,080 Damn you. 1097 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,440 Not again? Stop... 1098 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,000 Please don't. Help! 1099 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,800 -Sir, please don't. -I'll show you how it's done. 1100 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,000 Please let her go, sir. 1101 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,080 Hsiao Yu. 1102 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,360 Help me. 1103 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,040 I'll fight you to the death. 1104 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,400 Ta Chung. 1105 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,920 Why didn't you knock? 1106 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,320 Sorry, wrong room. 1107 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,560 Remember to close the door. Have some banana. 1108 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800 Sorry... 1109 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:33,880 Master, I... 1110 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,600 What's taken you so long? 1111 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,400 You're back to your original look. Let's go! 1112 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,960 Master, I can't move. 1113 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,520 Yuan Pa Tien. 1114 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,280 Damn beggar, go to hell. 1115 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:04,240 Don't call me Ta Chung, call me Chu Ta Seung. 1116 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,480 Ta Chung. 1117 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,120 -You troublemaker. -Ta Chung. 1118 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,640 You can't die, you must hang on, Ta Chung. 1119 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,360 You have no more magical powers? 1120 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,800 Tomorrow, I'll show you tomorrow. 1121 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:28,960 Bastard. 1122 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,280 Turn his head back. 1123 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,880 Turn back... 1124 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,040 Turn... and look. 1125 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,000 Open his eyes. 1126 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,960 YI SHEUNG BROTHEL 1127 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,880 Mr. Tien says to let you go, but be careful in the future. 1128 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,600 What a show it was just now. You didn't even blink. 1129 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,440 -It was indeed fascinating. -Yes, it was. 1130 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,920 You'll surely die this time. 1131 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,440 Earth God... 1132 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,880 Earth God, where are you? Come out at once. 1133 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,880 I'm here, stop shouting. 1134 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,760 How can I save Ta Chung? 1135 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,080 A man's fate is pre-determined. 1136 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,920 One can't change Heaven's rules. 1137 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,480 Ta Chung has suffered a wrongful death. 1138 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,200 I have to save him no matter what. Please think of a way. 1139 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,000 A wrongful death means going to hell. 1140 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,880 King of Hades strictly prohibits negotiation. 1141 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,880 But... 1142 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,440 But what? 1143 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,680 Before entering the City of Wrongful Deaths, 1144 00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,600 there is an area governed by the devil, Hei Lo Sha. 1145 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,040 He admits stray spirits. 1146 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,800 Anyone in his hands never gets reincarnated. 1147 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,600 But you may talk it over with him. 1148 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,080 Bring me down to him quickly. 1149 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,480 I'm only a junior god and thus not eligible. 1150 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,960 Unlike you, you have a golden body for protection, 1151 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,280 which makes you invulnerable. 1152 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,880 I'll get back the golden body. 1153 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,800 Wait. 1154 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,680 You must treat the golden body seriously. 1155 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:01,680 I must do what is necessary. 1156 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,720 -What are you doing? -Let go. 1157 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,680 Master said this golden body cannot leave the temple. 1158 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,600 What if it does? 1159 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:13,920 -I don't know. -That means it's okay. 1160 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,520 Let me borrow it, I'll pay you lots of interest. 1161 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,920 -No. -For just one night? 1162 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,080 -No. -One hour? 1163 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,280 -No. -Okay, since you ask for it... 1164 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,680 No. What? 1165 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,880 Hey you, don't move, stand still. 1166 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,560 What's the matter? 1167 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,480 Let him go. 1168 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,920 -Are you the Buddha? -No. 1169 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:24,920 Damn. 1170 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,840 You're rude. 1171 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,040 Let me tell you, I'm friends with the Buddha. 1172 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,400 Now, I'm retrieving this person's spirit on his behalf. 1173 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,480 Understand? 1174 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,360 Don't you dare, don't come near. 1175 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,240 Rubbish. Ask the Buddha to see me. 1176 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,240 Don't go. 1177 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,200 In fact, I'm not on good terms with the Buddha. 1178 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,800 I didn't know you two had a grudge. 1179 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,280 Let's do it this way, I'll call you boss. 1180 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,400 Since you have so many men under you, 1181 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,960 having one more or one less wouldn't matter. 1182 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,840 Treat this as a gift to me. 1183 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,600 What's in it for me? 1184 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,200 For you? 1185 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,320 I'll give you a pedicure, your toenails are so long. 1186 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,200 Is that okay? 1187 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,240 Get lost. 1188 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,520 Exchange him with your golden body. 1189 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,960 Golden body? I can't give it to you. 1190 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,320 Besides, you have no use for it. 1191 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,640 I mean, just as a display. 1192 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,680 You son of a bitch. Okay, it's done! 1193 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,440 Ta Chung, I'll bring you back at all costs. 1194 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,680 Hang in there. 1195 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,200 Leave your golden body. 1196 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,720 You promised to exchange with me. 1197 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,040 -Why have you taken his spirit? -I'm bad. 1198 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,560 Stinking monk, you're like a ghost. Where did you come from? 1199 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,200 Damn, I'm back here again. 1200 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,160 If you don't like it, you can go back down. 1201 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,640 How could I, without the golden body? 1202 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,080 I'm in deep shit this time. Even the golden body is gone. 1203 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,080 Ta Chung... 1204 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,920 Ta Chung. 1205 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,920 Lord, 1206 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,120 I'll do as you instruct me 1207 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,280 and help accomplish your mission. 1208 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,120 Hey... 1209 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,200 Hey… 1210 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,080 It doesn't have to be this way. 1211 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,360 Hey, brother. 1212 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,640 Give me a little respect. 1213 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:51,200 For what it's worth, I'm in charge here. 1214 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,880 -I told you not to do it. -What's the matter? 1215 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,600 The immortals in there 1216 01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:59,120 said that since you've consorted with evil spirits, 1217 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,000 they don't want to be with you. 1218 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,480 So, they've all gone. 1219 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,600 These guys came to get their luggage. 1220 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:06,200 Sorry, for my lifelong emoluments, 1221 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,640 I have to follow them. Bye. 1222 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,920 What's happening? Where's everything? 1223 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,440 Mad Monk, where's the golden body? 1224 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,600 You've caused so much trouble, you're dead. 1225 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,320 Damn, Earth God is gone. 1226 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,400 We're in big trouble this time. 1227 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,320 Master, where are you going? 1228 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,320 I told you before, 1229 01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,600 the golden body cannot leave the temple. 1230 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,400 Now you've caused anger among men and gods. 1231 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,360 How can I bear this responsibility? 1232 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,160 Master, let's leave quickly. There could be thunder anytime... 1233 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,040 Master... 1234 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,720 Even you blame me, too? 1235 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,240 Revert! 1236 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,360 You really leave me no way out. 1237 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,840 -There's Hsiao Yu. -Hey, Hsiao Yu. 1238 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,760 I heard you were messed up by Mr. Tien last night. 1239 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,800 Is that true? 1240 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,760 She ignored me. 1241 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,040 -Who does she think she is? -I'd better find Hsiao Hong instead. 1242 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,040 Wait. 1243 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,320 What is it? 1244 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,920 If I don't charge you money, would you take me? 1245 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,640 -Yes, we'll do it immediately. -Me, too... 1246 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,240 -She asked me first. -In your dreams. 1247 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,040 -Me first. -Me first. 1248 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,560 Huh? 1249 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,800 Tell me, what will make you happy? 1250 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,160 Marrying you. 1251 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,160 Stop joking. 1252 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,280 Marrying you. 1253 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,720 If I marry you, will you still be a prostitute? 1254 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,400 -No, I won't. -Really? 1255 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,280 Yes. 1256 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:18,640 I'll marry you then. 1257 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,720 I, Dragon Fighter Lohan, priest name Mad Monk, 1258 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,800 take Pai Hsiao Yu as my wife today. 1259 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,360 Whatever happened in her past lives and whatever comes in this life, 1260 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,320 I'll not regret it. 1261 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,760 But even if I've been bedded 1262 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,240 by Tom, Dick and Harry, you'd still... 1263 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,520 Never mind that, I can take it. 1264 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,280 You really love me? 1265 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,160 I love you very much. 1266 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,880 How much? 1267 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,400 As much as I love Ta Chung. 1268 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,560 Like Ta Chung? 1269 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,480 Yes. 1270 01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,800 Who do you love more? 1271 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:00,760 The same. 1272 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,560 I'm afraid you love him a bit more than me. 1273 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,000 No... The same. 1274 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,120 Yeah! 1275 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,320 Why are you not happy? 1276 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,840 No… Yeah! 1277 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,680 Great, let's worship the ancestors. 1278 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,560 All right. 1279 01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,680 After that we'll consummate our marriage. 1280 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:17,920 -We must be quick. -Then we'll have kids. 1281 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:18,800 I'm afraid there's not enough time. 1282 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,800 Why? 1283 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,080 If an immortal joins a mortal in marriage, 1284 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,400 the Heavens will punish me. 1285 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,320 I'll gradually turn into a log. 1286 01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,440 Don't say that. 1287 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:34,880 Your feet... 1288 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,040 I'm changing. 1289 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,880 Bloody punk, you're cheating me, right? 1290 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,000 I... let's not talk about this now. 1291 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,200 Let's carry on with the worship. 1292 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,720 Why should I marry a piece of wood? You take me for a fool? 1293 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:53,920 It's all right... 1294 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,720 as long as you don't regret marrying me. 1295 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,680 Damn you. 1296 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,720 -You pledged. -It's your vow. 1297 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,320 I don't care if you marry me or not, you can't be a prostitute anymore. 1298 01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,280 None of your business. 1299 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,920 Are you playing a joke on me? 1300 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,240 Yes, I am. 1301 01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,560 What's the big deal being an immortal? 1302 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,920 You have no feelings for me. 1303 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,000 You think I don't know? 1304 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:17,360 I know everything. 1305 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,960 I've lost this time. 1306 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,560 I have nothing now. 1307 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,800 Really, nothing at all. 1308 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,880 Since you don't want me, 1309 01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,920 I don't want love ever again in this life. 1310 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,880 No! 1311 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,600 I don't want love again in this life. 1312 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:50,800 I don't want love again in this life. 1313 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,640 Help... 1314 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,080 YI SHEUNG BROTHEL 1315 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,800 Help... 1316 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,600 Help… 1317 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,440 After killing you, I'll have gathered the blood 1318 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,280 of 49 people. 1319 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,400 I'll immerse the Mad Monk's golden body in it. 1320 01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:38,040 And even when he finds it, his kung fu would be gone. 1321 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,480 Here at last, but you're of no use anymore. 1322 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,000 Like a dead dog. 1323 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,680 Immortals, appear. 1324 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,840 Lohan on top. 1325 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,120 Heavenly soldier reinforces. 1326 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,480 Get that bastard for me. 1327 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,720 Villain of nine lives, let's see which of us is tougher. 1328 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,680 You can't kill me. 1329 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,000 Really? 1330 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,720 I'll kill you. 1331 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,360 I'll kill you... 1332 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,240 We came to terms with Heaven. 1333 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,080 If you admit to losing and downgrade three levels, 1334 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,600 you can be immortal again. 1335 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,440 Time is running out, we need to go back quickly. 1336 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,120 -Let me get rid of him first. -Do it quickly then. 1337 01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,520 Bastard, had I killed you earlier, 1338 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,960 many lives would have been spared. 1339 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:21,160 The skin of the devil? 1340 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,040 The Lord has given me an immortal heart. 1341 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,320 You can't kill me. 1342 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,880 Look again at your immortal heart. 1343 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,920 A rock? How can this be? 1344 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:45,920 Lord. 1345 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,880 He just wants your dedication to him. 1346 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,040 Lord, you fooled me! 1347 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:53,560 So what? 1348 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920 You're such an ideal fool to be cheated. 1349 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,800 What evil plan does he have? Speak. 1350 01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,120 You fooled me. 1351 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,240 Speak, or I'll chop you. 1352 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,040 Don't! All right, I'll say it. 1353 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,320 To stop Hei Lo Sha from going to the mortal world, 1354 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,440 Buddha placed his scepter 1355 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,040 under the Goddess statue in Guo Ching Temple. 1356 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,440 Cheating you out of your golden body, 1357 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,760 such that all the gods fled, 1358 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,720 it's all part of his treachery 1359 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:22,480 to rid the temple of heavenly protection. 1360 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:28,280 Then, at the time when the moon is in eclipse tonight, 1361 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,880 he plans to get back the scepter. 1362 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,280 That will cost many lives. 1363 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,840 Dragon, there's no time left. 1364 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,040 If we don't return to the Heavens, 1365 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,960 all three of us will have to stay on Earth. 1366 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:41,880 Let's go quickly. 1367 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:46,080 I'm suffering, give me back my heart, I don't want to die. 1368 01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,600 You don't want to die? 1369 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,080 Ta Chung and these lives you've taken, did they want to die? 1370 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,920 You should have died long ago. 1371 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,880 Even if you took back this lousy piece of rock, 1372 01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,840 you'd still be a puppet of Hei Lo Sha. 1373 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,280 You'll continue killing the innocent. Do you want to do that? 1374 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,520 If you do, then take it back, go on. 1375 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,960 Don't let me be a human being in the next life. 1376 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,240 It's done. 1377 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,720 -Let's go. -Let's go, Dragon. 1378 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:34,920 We can't leave yet. 1379 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,880 You're mad. Won't be another chance if you don't go now. 1380 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,120 Hei Lo Sha is the culprit, I'll fix him. 1381 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,880 -You go on first. -Dragon Fighter. 1382 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:41,840 It's too late. 1383 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:45,800 Dragon Fighter... Dragon Fighter... 1384 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,760 It's really here! 1385 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,240 I'll now endow you 1386 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,960 with spiritual powers from my training over thirteen life cycles. 1387 01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:17,880 Everything depends on you today, understand? 1388 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,280 -Bring it on. -Sure. 1389 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:40,200 Damn it. 1390 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,560 -Mad Monk. -Master. 1391 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,080 -Mad Monk. -Master. 1392 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,320 We meet again, let's get out of here quickly. 1393 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,000 Master, why are you here? 1394 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,280 At such a critical moment, 1395 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,280 I shouldn't have left you on your own at the temple. 1396 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,680 Why would you come back for me if you know the danger? 1397 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,080 Because you're the one person I admire most. 1398 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:23,840 Let's go quickly. 1399 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,880 Master, there's not much left of my golden body. 1400 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,040 I had to use the last resort. 1401 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:34,120 I'll put the remaining gold powder into his body to overpower him. 1402 01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:35,880 When your golden body is used up, you'll perish, too. 1403 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,240 No time to be bothered by that. 1404 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,040 How are you going to do it? 1405 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,000 Just help me to keep his mouth open. 1406 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,600 -That simple? -Can you? 1407 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,720 Of course not. 1408 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,840 Master... Are you all right? 1409 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:57,480 My bowl. 1410 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,200 Where's the golden powder? 1411 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,160 Master, did you... 1412 01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:03,280 Yes, I swallowed it all. 1413 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,040 At such a critical moment you... 1414 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,640 I didn't want to either. 1415 01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,280 My stomach feels strange now. 1416 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,040 Master, think of a way to quickly defecate the golden powder. 1417 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,760 But I'm always constipated. 1418 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:29,280 I remember now, 1419 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,240 I've still got two golden teeth in my mouth from the golden body. 1420 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:37,920 You stole them? 1421 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:39,680 I lost my teeth, so I borrowed them. 1422 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,760 I can't hang on any longer. 1423 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,920 -Master, do me this one last favour. -What? 1424 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,440 Try to open his mouth. 1425 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,960 I'll use all my powers to settle you. 1426 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,360 I feel very scared. 1427 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,040 Scared? 1428 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:58,200 Kneel and bow three times and I will spare you. 1429 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,520 He sure relishes that laugh! 1430 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,640 Mad Monk. 1431 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,280 Mad Monk... Mad Monk... 1432 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,560 Told you he would lose. 1433 01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:15,680 He's bound to lose... 1434 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,120 He won't win. 1435 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,000 Bound to lose? 1436 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,920 Why do you say so? 1437 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,720 Just like Ta Chung the beggar, 1438 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,560 he could have 20 more years to beg for his living. 1439 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,760 Now he's not only dead, he died as a beggar. 1440 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,320 That prostitute was disfigured because of him. 1441 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,800 The matter regarding Yuan Pa Tien is even worse. 1442 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,040 Dozens of lives were lost before he died. 1443 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,560 What a... 1444 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,080 How should I put it? 1445 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,400 -A failure. -Failure. 1446 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,480 Not only a failure. 1447 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,200 Had I fought a duel with him and beat him the other day, 1448 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:41,880 he wouldn't have caused so much chaos. 1449 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,680 Oh, c'mon, you're always thinking of fighting duels. 1450 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,600 Ta Chung died a wrongful death, no doubt. 1451 01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:47,960 But before he died, 1452 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,360 he at least knew he was called Chu Ta Seung. 1453 01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,640 It means he got back his dignity. 1454 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,240 Look. 1455 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,000 He doesn't need to be a beggar in this life. 1456 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:09,960 Though Hsiao Yu was disfigured, 1457 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,120 she's no longer a prostitute. 1458 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,080 And she's really selling bean curd. 1459 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,040 As for the villain Yuan Pa Tien, 1460 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:17,560 we all know that when he died, 1461 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,800 he said he didn't want to be a human being anymore. 1462 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,720 He's now reincarnated. 1463 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:26,560 He's only a pig in this lifetime. He's got a bright future. 1464 01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,560 Think about it, 1465 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,560 did Dragon Fighter win or lose? 1466 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:33,640 Well... 1467 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,680 No matter what, 1468 01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,520 Dragon Fighter Lohan no longer exists. 1469 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,640 -Is this a joke or what? -You dropped something. 1470 01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,440 But now, we have a Senior Dragon Fighter. 1471 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:50,200 -Why are you here? -And now you're a senior? 1472 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:53,360 It was a slight promotion. 1473 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,560 Let the promotion ceremony begin. 1474 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:32,760 Congratulations. 1475 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:33,880 Thank you. 1476 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:55,240 Dragon Fighter, how do you feel 1477 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:56,880 being made a Senior Dragon Fighter today? 1478 01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,560 I want to be an emissary of peace 1479 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,360 and the Heavens' envoy to spread love throughout the world. 1480 01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:04,000 I want people to know that with love, anywhere is a paradise. 105625