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KNOW WHAT? 6 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,371 HE JUST TOLD ME. 7 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,273 THIS BETTER BE GOOD THE WAY YOU'RE DRAGGING IT OUT. 8 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,674 HERB BRADSHAW. 9 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,544 YOU MEAN ABOUT HIM RESIGNING AS HEAD OF CITY COUNCIL. 10 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,246 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 11 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,614 IT WAS IN THE PAPER THIS MORNING. 12 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:49,417 WELL, I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT IT FROM HIM DIRECT. 13 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,552 YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR MOVING AWAY. 14 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,853 AN OFFER LIKE THAT -- 15 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,356 HEAD TELLER OF THE RALEIGH SECURITY BANK. 16 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,526 YEAH. A JOB LIKE THAT, THE WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER. 17 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,693 WHAT? 18 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,562 JUST AN EXPRESSION, GOOB. 19 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,099 BOY, THEY'RE SURE COMING UP WITH SOME CRAZY ONES. 20 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,435 HERB DID A LOT 21 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,203 FOR MAYBERRY, ALL RIGHT. 22 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,438 WELL, YES AND NO. 23 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,440 HERB ALWAYS HAD HIS FAVORITES. 24 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:15,176 IF THERE WAS ANY PATRONAGE TO BE HANDED OUT, 25 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,745 YOU'D ALWAYS KNOW WHERE IT WAS GOING TO GO-- 26 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:18,746 TO HIS CRONIES. 27 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:19,847 LOOK, IN POLITICS 28 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,782 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO DO THAT. 29 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,617 ONE HAND WASHES THE OTHER. 30 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:24,852 NO, I'M SORRY, EMMETT, 31 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,121 I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO THAT POINT OF VIEW. 32 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,357 A PUBLIC OFFICIAL SHOULD DO THE GREATEST GOOD 33 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,125 FOR THE GREATEST NUMBER. 34 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,494 WELL, DON'T OFTEN WORK OUT THAT WAY. 35 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,463 I WONDER WHO WILL REPLACE HERB. 36 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,231 YOU KNOW, THAT'S SOMETHING 37 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,367 WE OUGHT TO GIVE A LOT OF THOUGHT TO. 38 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,169 WE, HERE, AS A GROUP, HAVE ALWAYS BEEN 39 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,171 A MOVING FORCE IN MAYBERRY GOVERNMENT. 40 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,173 HEY, HEY, HOWARD, I GOT IT. 41 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,440 I GOT IT. 42 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,641 HOW ABOUT YOU RUNNING? 43 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,410 THANKS FOR THE ACCOLADE, GOOB. 44 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,511 THAT'S OKAY. 45 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,313 NO, NO, I'VE GOT A 9:00 TO 5:00 JOB 46 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,714 AND HEAD OF CITY COUNCIL 47 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,583 CAN'T BE QUITE THAT RESTRICTED. 48 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,351 TAKE A LOT OF WORK HOME, TOO. 49 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:00,421 YOU'RE IN AN EVEN TOUGHER SPOT, AREN'T YOU, ANDY? 50 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,223 YEAH. 51 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,858 MINE'S 24 HOURS A DAY. 52 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:09,563 WONDER WHO MIGHT BE AVAILABLE? 53 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,799 I THINK THE FIRST THING WE OUGHT TO TRY TO DO 54 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,302 IS PINPOINT THE TYPE OF MAN WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 55 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,503 HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 56 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,171 PERSONALLY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT 57 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:19,940 THAT THE FIRST QUALIFICATION A MAN SHOULD HAVE 58 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,575 FOR HEAD OF CITY COUNCIL 59 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,777 IS THAT HE BE FORCEFUL, AGGRESSIVE. 60 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:27,181 YOU KNOW, A MAN WHO HAS THE COURAGE OF HIS CONVICTIONS 61 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,516 AND CAN IMPLEMENT THEM 62 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,451 WITH HIS OWN DYNAMIC PERSONALITY. 63 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,221 Goober: WELL, I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT, HOWARD. 64 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,656 Howard: A MAN WHO KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG. 65 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,358 Goober: YEAH. 66 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,959 Howard: A MAN WHO CAN CONVINCE THE PEOPLE 67 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,494 THAT HE'S THEIR LEADER. 68 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,896 Goober: WELL, I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT, TOO. 69 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,199 Andy: YEAH, WE COULD USE A FELLA LIKE THAT. 70 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,235 Howard: YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO BEAR IN MIND 71 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,637 THAT WE DON'T WANT ANYONE WHO CAN'T GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE. 72 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,472 HE HAS TO BE SOMEONE THAT THE PEOPLE LIKE. 73 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,407 Andy: YEAH, PEOPLE GOT TO LIKE HIM. 74 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,678 Howard: ...BE ABLE TO GET ALONG. 75 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,880 AND BE RESPECTED BY BOTH YOUNG AND OLD. 76 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,750 Goober: WELL, THAT'S THE KIND OF MAN ALL RIGHT. 77 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,418 Andy: IF YOU CAN FIND ONE. 78 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,819 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST 79 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,788 A MAN WHO'S A REAL SOLID CITIZEN. 80 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,923 HOWARD, HE'S OBVIOUSLY GOT TO BE THAT. 81 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:13,394 Howard: ANDY, I MEAN A MAN WHOSE SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY 82 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,795 IS UPPERMOST IN HIS MIND. 83 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,364 A REAL PATRIOT. 84 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,270 WELL, IT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD 85 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,804 TO HOPE FOR A MAN LIKE THAT, 86 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,240 BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND HIM? 87 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,309 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE YOU'LL FIND HIM. 88 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,677 WHERE? 89 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,747 EMMETT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR HAT ALL DIRTY. 90 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,815 LEAVE IT THERE! 91 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,550 I'M THROWING MY HAT IN THE RING. 92 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,685 YOU'RE WHAT?! 93 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,819 THAT'S RIGHT, ANDY. 94 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,421 I THINK IT'S A MAN'S DUTY 95 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,855 TO SERVE WHEN HE'S CALLED. 96 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,257 WELL, WHO CALLED YOU? 97 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,892 I'M GOING OVER TO THE TOWN HALL 98 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,894 AND FILE MY NAME FOR THIS ELECTION. 99 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,933 EMMETT, HEAD OF CITY COUNCIL? 100 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,303 IT IS KIND OF FRIGHTENING, ISN'T IT? 101 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,705 HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BACKGROUND OR ANYTHING. 102 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,573 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO HAVE A CAUCUS 103 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,309 AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 104 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,843 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO 105 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,345 TO KEEP HIM FROM RUNNING, 106 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,779 BUT WE JUST GOT TO MAKE SURE 107 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,981 WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMEBODY WHO CAN BEAT HIM. 108 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,783 WHY DON'T WE HAVE A LITTLE MEETING 109 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:10,951 AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT? 110 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,853 AUNT BEE WILL BE THERE AND EVERYTHING. 111 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,055 SHE CAN GIVE US HER SLANT ON THE WOMEN'S VOTE. 112 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,857 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'LL SEE YOU. 113 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,560 WE'LL SEE YOU. GIVE ME THAT. 114 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,564 SEE YOU LATER, GOOB. 115 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,032 Opie: HI, GOOB. 116 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,368 OPE, WANT TO HEAR SOME BIG NEWS? WHAT? 117 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,770 MR. BRADSHAW'S RESIGNING AS HEAD OF THE CITY COUNCIL. 118 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,772 I KNOW. KIDS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT 119 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,040 SINCE YESTERDAY. 120 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,414 WELL, THEN, WE'RE ALL AGREED THAT EMMETT'S NOT THE MAN. 121 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:43,384 YEAH. HE'S A NICE FELLA, AND HE'S A GOOD FRIEND, 122 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,919 BUT WE CAN'T MIX FRIENDSHIP AND GOVERNMENT. 123 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,722 EXACTLY. AND AS HEAD OF THE GARDEN CLUB -- 124 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,458 NOW, I'M SPEAKING UNOFFICIALLY, OF COURSE -- 125 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,825 BUT I'M CERTAIN THE LADIES 126 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,395 WOULD NEVER CONSIDER EMMETT COUNCIL TIMBRE. 127 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,997 THE ONE TIME HE HELD OFFICE OF ANY KIND AT ALL, 128 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,666 HE WAS IN CHARGE 129 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,901 OF THE "PATRONIZE YOUR LOCAL MERCHANT" CAMPAIGN. 130 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,371 IT WAS THE ONLY TIME MAYBERRY'S EVER HAD A SLUMP. 131 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,572 YEAH, I REMEMBER. 132 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,474 AND HE AIN'T COOL-HEADED ENOUGH, NEITHER, 133 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,409 THE WAY HE BLOWS UP IN THAT FIX-IT SHOP. 134 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,578 YOU OUGHT TO HAVE HEARD HIM SCREAMING AT MY COFFEE POT 135 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,979 THE LAST TIME HE TRIED TO FIX IT. 136 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,515 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMEBODY ELSE. 137 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:18,051 WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY WHO'S PART OF THAT BRADSHAW MACHINE. 138 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,954 NO, DEFINITELY NOT. FAVORITISM MUST GO. 139 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,024 WELL, ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEAS. 140 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,759 WELL, YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 141 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,628 I'VE BEEN GOING OVER IT ALL MORNING, 142 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,663 AND THERE'S ONE NAME THAT'S A REAL STANDOUT -- 143 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,632 A MAN WHO'S DONE HIS SHARE FOR THE COMMUNITY. 144 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,066 HE'S SOLID AND A REAL HARD WORKER -- 145 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,369 SAM JONES. HEY! 146 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,638 NOW, SAM JONES IS A GOOD IDEA. 147 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,508 OH, YES, HE'S BEEN A BIG FORCE ON THE SCHOOL BOARD. 148 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,576 AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ACTIVE IN CIVIC AFFAIRS. 149 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:45,446 YES, AND I CAN PROMISE A GARDEN CLUB PLURALITY. 150 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,581 HE'S A VETERAN, TOO. HE'S GOT A SHARPSHOOTER'S MEDAL. 151 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:48,882 THAT OUGHT TO DRAW VOTES. 152 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,718 I WONDER IF HE'LL TAKE THE JOB, THOUGH. 153 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,386 HE'S GOT HIS FARM TO RUN. 154 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,388 OH, THE COUNCIL JOB WOULDN'T TAKE UP THAT MUCH TIME. 155 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,124 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO RUN OUT THERE TOMORROW MORNING AND SEE HIM. 156 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,792 I HAVE TO STOP BY THE COURTHOUSE. 157 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,061 HEY, HOWARD, LET'S ME AND YOU GO OUT THERE FIRST 158 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,163 AND SOFTEN HIM UP. HEY, YEAH. 159 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,932 A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PRECONDITIONING 160 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,401 IS ALWAYS A GOOD TACTICAL MANEUVER. 161 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:10,704 YOU ALWAYS GOT TO CHANGE MY WORDS, DON'T YOU? 162 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,909 Goober: SAM. 163 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,846 HEY, SAM. HI, HOWARD, GOOB. 164 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,848 WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT THIS WAY? 165 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,115 WHAT BRINGS ANY OF US 166 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,951 OUT TO THIS NECK OF THE WOODS? 167 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,018 TO REMIND OURSELVES 168 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,854 THAT THE BOUNDARIES OF MAYBERRY 169 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,589 GO FAR BEYOND MAIN AND CENTRAL 170 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,823 AND ELM AND MAPLE. 171 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,092 YOU COULD SEE THAT ON A MAP, COULDN'T YOU? 172 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,195 WELL, YEAH, BUT THE THING YOU CAN'T SEE ON THE MAP 173 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,431 IS THE WHOLE THROBBING RURAL AREA 174 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,832 WITH ITS FIELDS OF CORN. 175 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,100 AND LIMA BEANS. 176 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,735 AN AREA WHICH HAS A NEED 177 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:42,970 FOR GOOD GOVERNMENT, 178 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,472 JUST AS WE DO, WHO LIVE 179 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,173 IN THE VERY HEART OF MAYBERRY. 180 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,809 WELL, I'LL -- I'LL BUY THAT. 181 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,844 UH, WAS THERE SOMETHING SPECIAL 182 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,213 YOU FELLAS WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 183 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,548 NOT YET. 184 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,149 DID YOU KNOW THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON 185 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,150 WAS A FARMER? 186 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,819 AND SO WAS THOMAS JEFFERSON. 187 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,622 BUT THEY BOTH ANSWERED WHEN THEIR COUNTRY CALLED. 188 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,957 I BELIEVE I DID HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 189 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,158 [ CAR HORN HONKS ] 190 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,633 OH, HI, SAM. 191 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,568 Sam: HI, ANDY. 192 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,004 WELL, DID YOU ASK HIM YET? 193 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,772 I AIN'T FINISHED YET. 194 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,608 I GOT A LOT MORE STUFF TO TELL HIM. 195 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,510 LIKE, IT AIN'T WHAT MAYBERRY CAN GIVE TO YOU. 196 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,177 IT'S WHAT YOU CAN GIVE TO MAYBERRY. 197 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,846 OH, COME ON, GOOB. 198 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,482 SAM, DID YOU KNOW THAT HERB BRADSHAW 199 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,718 HAS RESIGNED FROM CITY COUNCIL? 200 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,720 YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 201 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,121 WELL, A LOT OF US FEEL 202 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,724 THAT YOU'RE THE MAN TO TAKE HIS PLACE. 203 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:37,858 ME? 204 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,993 OH, NO. I'M NO POLITICIAN, ANDY. 205 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,729 SEE? YOU ASKED HIM TOO SOON. 206 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,964 GOOB. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT A POLITICIAN 207 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,133 IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT RECOMMENDS YOU. 208 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,769 GEE, I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,004 SAM, YOU'D BE DOING THE COMMUNITY A SERVICE. 210 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,073 EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE FAIR AND SQUARE. 211 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,175 "FAIR AND SQUARE SAM"-- THAT'D MAKE A GOOD SLOGAN. 212 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,510 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 213 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,547 WELL, I'VE GOT THE FARM... 214 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,082 THE CITY COUNCIL'S NOT A FULL-TIME JOB. 215 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,251 BUT WE DO NEED A GOOD MAN IN THERE. 216 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,853 DO YOU THINK I COULD HANDLE IT? 217 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,721 WELL, WE'VE ALL THOUGHT AND THOUGHT, 218 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:10,023 AND WE ALL AGREE THAT YOU'RE THE MAN FOR THE JOB. 219 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:13,026 WELL... 220 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,995 Goober: THEN YOU'LL RUN? 221 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,163 YEAH, I'LL RUN. 222 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,565 GOOD TO HEAR. 223 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,767 SAM'S THE BEST, TO HECK WITH THE REST! 224 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,868 ANOTHER GOOD 'UN. 225 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,103 WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE RUNNING? 226 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,606 EMMETT CLARK. HE'S A NICE FELLA. 227 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,040 OH, YEAH, A VERY NICE FELLA, 228 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,877 BUT, WELL, WE ALL FEEL HE'S JUST NOT RIGHT FOR THE JOB. 229 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,612 NOT FOR THIS JOB. 230 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,313 WELL, WHAT DO I DO NOW? 231 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,916 FIRST THING, GO DOWN AND GET YOUR NAME ON THE BALLOT. 232 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,284 RIGHT. SHALL WE? 233 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,286 TIPPECANOE AND SAM, TOO. 234 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,588 COME ON. 235 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,846 WELL, THAT'S DONE. 236 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,015 WHO'S GOING TO TELL EMMETT? 237 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,050 WELL, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. 238 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,052 WE'LL ALL GIVE OUR VIEWS 239 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,054 AT THE SAME TIME, RIGHT, ANDY? 240 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,122 RIGHT. 241 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,928 OH, HI, FELLAS. 242 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,195 HI, EMMETT. 243 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,064 I JUST PUT OUT SOME COOKIES AND LEMONADE. 244 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,866 WANT TO TREAT THE VOTERS RIGHT. 245 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,934 HELP YOURSELF, GUYS. 246 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:27,935 NO, THANKS. NO, THANKS. 247 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,637 WHERE YOU FELLAS BEEN? 248 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,338 WE OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER AND WORK OUT THE CAMPAIGN. 249 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,340 I WANT TO GET THE JUMP ON ANYBODY ELSE 250 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,742 WHO MIGHT DECIDE TO RUN. 251 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:35,876 IF WE ALL GET TOGETHER 252 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,244 AND WORK HARD ON THIS THING, 253 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,379 I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE TOO MUCH COMPETITION. 254 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,881 EMMETT. EMMETT. WHAT? 255 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,950 WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 256 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:43,817 WHAT? 257 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,153 GO AHEAD, HOWARD. 258 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,024 WELL, EMMETT, WE'VE ALL BEEN FRIENDS HERE 259 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,293 FOR A LONG TIME, AND... AND... 260 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,630 WELL, WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER'S CAPABILITIES. 261 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,065 WELL, THANK YOU, HOWARD. 262 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,200 AND I'LL TRY TO LIVE UP TO THEM. 263 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,602 YOU WANT TO TAKE IT, ANDY? 264 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:05,939 WELL... 265 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,374 EMMETT, UH... 266 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:12,012 WH-WHAT WE'RE GETTING AT IS, UH... 267 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:16,216 EVEN THOUGH WE ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS 268 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,119 AND-AND YOU RUN THE FINEST FIX-IT SHOP 269 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,989 THAT I HAVE EVER BEEN IN... 270 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,724 THANK YOU, ANDY. 271 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,893 UM...THE FACT IS, UH... 272 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:29,396 WE'RE BACKING SAM JONES FOR CITY COUNCIL. 273 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,731 WHAT?! 274 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,899 THAT'S RIGHT. 275 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,133 SAM JONES?! 276 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,402 YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT BACKING ME? 277 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,905 NO, EMMETT, WE'RE NOT. 278 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,006 YOU'RE NOT, HUH? 279 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,775 YOU WANT TO TAKE IT AGAIN, HOWARD? 280 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,411 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO TAKE, GOOB. 281 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:49,883 UH, EMMETT, NOW DON'T GET US WRONG. 282 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,352 WE'RE FRIENDS-- WE REALLY ARE FRIENDS -- 283 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,055 BUT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP. 284 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,724 FRIENDS, HUH? 285 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,726 WELL, I GOT SOME REAL FRIENDS IN THIS TOWN. 286 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,695 AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM. 287 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,463 I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 288 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,433 WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D COME BY AND TELL YOU. 289 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,301 WELL, NOW YOU'VE TOLD ME. 290 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,270 NOW I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 291 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,139 YOU'RE IN FOR A FIGHT. 292 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,844 YOU GONNA STAND AROUND HERE ALL DAY 293 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,078 IN MY HEADQUARTERS? 294 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,354 THOSE ARE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS. 295 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,457 BOY, POLITICS CAN REALLY GET DIRTY. 296 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,768 HI, NEIGHBOR. 297 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,202 OH, HI, EMMETT. 298 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,904 HOW'S BUSINESS? 299 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,139 WELL, IT COULD BE BETTER. 300 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,808 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 301 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,143 THAT'S ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS TAKEN PRIDE IN-- 302 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,780 KNOWING THE PROBLEMS OF THE SMALL BUSINESSMAN. 303 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,447 OH, YEAH? 304 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,050 LIKE, UH, KNOWING HOW YOUR DINER HERE 305 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,486 COULD DOUBLE ITS BUSINESS OVERNIGHT. 306 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,221 DOUBLE MY BUSINESS? 307 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,522 YEAH. I WAS THINKING 308 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,358 IF I RAN A DINER LIKE THIS, I WOULDN'T MIND 309 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,360 IF SOMEBODY PUT THE BUS STOP 310 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,196 RIGHT OUT HERE IN FRONT. 311 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,331 YEAH, BUT HOW COULD I GET THAT? 312 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,400 WELL, I GUESS THAT ALL DEPENDS 313 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,503 UPON HOW SYMPATHETIC THE NEW HEAD OF THE COUNCIL 314 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,906 WILL BE TO THE SMALL BUSINESSMAN. 315 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,211 OH, YEAH. 316 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,214 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO WEAR THIS, HARRY? 317 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,317 "VOTE FOR EMMETT CLARK." 318 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,420 I'LL SEE YOU. 319 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,127 HI, HARRY. 320 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,228 HI, EMMETT. 321 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,996 YOU OFF TO MILLER'S POND, HUH? 322 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,098 THAT'S RIGHT, I'M OFF TO MILLER'S POND. 323 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,433 I DON'T KNOW WHY, THOUGH, 324 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,869 THE WAY THEY'VE BEEN BITING LATELY. NOTHING. 325 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,470 THAT'S A FUNNY THING, YOU KNOW? 326 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,339 ONCE I DECIDED TO RUN FOR COUNCIL, 327 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,174 THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS 328 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,009 I THOUGHT ABOUT-- 329 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,545 MAYBE STOCKING THE POND WITH SOME BIG PERCH. 330 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,448 BIG PERCH? 331 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:05,518 HMM. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO WEAR ONE OF THESE? 332 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,254 BIG PERCH, HUH? 333 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,822 OKAY, EMMETT. 334 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,891 THERE YOU ARE, HARRY. 335 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,192 I'LL SEE YA. 336 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,063 OH, HELLO, MRS. FARLEY. 337 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,297 HELLO, MR. CLARK. 338 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,966 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU LOOK TIRED. 339 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,234 I AM. WHAT A NUISANCE. 340 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,236 EVER SINCE THEY MOVED THE CUB SCOUT MEETING 341 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,039 FROM THE SCHOOL TO THAT BUILDING IN BACK OF THE FIREHOUSE, I... 342 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,574 YOU KNOW, IT'S A FUNNY THING, MRS. FARLEY. 343 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,609 EVER SINCE THE FIRST DAY I DECIDED TO RUN FOR COUNCIL, 344 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,411 THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT DISTURBED ME. 345 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,013 WHY DID THEY EVER MOVE IT? 346 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,415 I'D LIKE TO SEE IT BACK IN THE SCHOOLHOUSE. 347 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,884 YOU WOULD? 348 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,151 CERTAINLY WOULD. 349 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,453 OH, MRS. FARLEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO...? 350 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,491 OH, KEVIN, THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WEAR. 351 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,860 I'LL SEE YOU, MRS. FARLEY. 352 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,930 OH, UH, MR. LINK, I'VE GOT A... 353 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,398 IF I WANT TO THIS ELECTION, IT LOOKS LIKE 354 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,000 IT'S GOING TO TAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE 355 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,501 THAN JUST PUTTING MY NAME ON THE BALLOT. 356 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,469 YEAH. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. 357 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,172 EMMETT'S GOING ALL OVER TOWN PROMISING FAVORS TO EVERYBODY. 358 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,341 I IMAGINE HE'S PICKING UP QUITE A BIT OF SUPPORT. 359 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,310 YOU PROMISE EVERYBODY EVERYTHING THEY WANT 360 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,544 AND YOU GOT TO GET VOTES. 361 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,513 THAT'S THE VERY THING WE'RE TRYING 362 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,448 TO KEEP OUT OF THE GOVERNMENT. 363 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,582 WHAT DO WE DO? 364 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,351 ELECTION'S TWO DAYS AWAY. 365 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,453 ONLY THING WE CAN DO IS GO AROUND AND RING DOORBELLS. 366 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,888 GET RIGHT TO THE VOTERS. 367 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,623 LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU STAND FOR. 368 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,657 WHEN DO WE START? 369 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,459 RIGHT NOW WOULDN'T BE TOO SOON. 370 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,029 WILL YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH SOME OF THE OTHERS? 371 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,031 WE'LL WORK IN TEAMS AND COVER ALL THE STREETS. 372 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,298 FINE. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 373 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,466 RIGHT. RIGHT. 374 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,302 MR. PERKINS. 375 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,603 OH, HI, ANDY. HOWARD. 376 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,040 MR. PERKINS, WE'RE ON A DOOR-TO-DOOR CAMPAIGN 377 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,042 TO ELICIT SUPPORT FOR SAM JONES 378 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,376 IN THE COMING ELECTION. 379 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,577 SEE, WE FEEL, BY FAR 380 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,346 HE'S THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB. 381 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,681 YEAH, WELL, I AIN'T QUITE MADE UP MY MIND YET. 382 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,952 YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN EMMETT FOR A LONG TIME. 383 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,453 WELL, YOU SEE, THE IMPORTANT THING 384 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,322 TO REMEMBER, MR. PERKINS, IS THAT SAM INTENDS 385 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,492 TO WORK FOR THE COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE-- NO FAVORITISM. 386 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,661 TO PARAPHRASE THAT OLD EXPRESSION 387 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,696 "HE'S FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME 388 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,331 "AND SOME OF THE TIME, HE'S FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE 389 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,500 AND ALL OF THE TIME HE'S..." 390 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,469 UH, "HE'S FOR SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF..." 391 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,972 WE'D APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE. COME ON, HOWARD. 392 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,506 YOU GET THE POINT. 393 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,949 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. CALVIN. 394 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,119 OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES. 395 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,589 MR. CALVIN, WE REPRESENT THE WOMEN FOR SAM JONES. 396 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,358 OH, GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY. 397 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,559 IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY, 398 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,628 WE HOPE YOU'LL GET OUT AND VOTE FOR HIM. 399 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,030 PLANNING TO. 400 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,431 AND IF, FOR SOME REASON 401 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,334 YOU DON'T FEEL UP TO GOING TO THE POLLS ON WEDNESDAY, 402 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,103 ONE OF OUR PRECINCT WORKERS 403 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,504 WOULD BE VERY GLAD TO DRIVE YOU-- 404 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,106 POSSIBLY MISS CRUMP? 405 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:44,077 OH... WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING TOO GOOD LATELY. 406 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,446 SO I'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY, MISS CRUMP. 407 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,048 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 408 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,182 BYE, MR. CALVIN. 409 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,217 GOOD-BYE. 410 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,753 VOTE FOR EMMETT CLARK. 411 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,023 EMMETT CLARK FOR TOWN COUNCIL. 412 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,624 TOWN COUNCIL, EMMETT CLARK. 413 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,993 VOTE FOR... AH, THERE YOU ARE. 414 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,761 WEAR YOUR EMMETT CLARK BUTTON. 415 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,097 HAVE A BUTTON FOR EMMETT CLARK. 416 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,999 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 417 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,567 HAVE YOUR EMMETT CLARK BUTTON. 418 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,569 BUTTON FOR EMMETT CLARK. 419 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,339 WELL, MRS. BARTON, WE FEEL THAT WITH SAM IN OFFICE, 420 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,107 EVERYBODY'LL GET A SQUARE DEAL. 421 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,275 WELL, EMMETT SAYS 422 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,277 HE'S GOING TO GIVE A SQUARE DEAL, TOO. 423 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,312 WELL, MRS. BARTON, EMMETT'S A FINE MAN. 424 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,214 HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, 425 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,217 BUT HE'S GOING AROUND PROMISING EVERYBODY EVERYTHING, 426 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,053 AND THAT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. 427 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,221 WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 428 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,623 HEY, THAT CINDY OF YOURS IS REALLY GETTING TO BE 429 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,724 A CUTE ONE. 430 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,493 REAL CUTE, AIN'T SHE, SAM? 431 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,662 HE LOVES BABIES. 432 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,630 GOODBYE, MRS. BARTON. 433 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,266 BYE-BYE. GOODBYE. 434 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,469 THAT COULD BE ANOTHER VOTE. 435 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,071 IT'S GOOD KISSIN' BABIES. 436 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,373 I KNOW, GOOB, BUT COULD YOU FIND ME ONE 437 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,142 WHO DIDN'T JUST FINISH EATING A JELLY SANDWICH? 438 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,512 HAVE A BUTTON FOR EMMETT CLARK. 439 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,214 WEAR YOUR EMMETT CLARK BUTTON. 440 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,515 BUTTON FOR EMMETT CLARK. 441 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,650 HAVE A BUTTON FOR EMMETT CLARK. 442 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,420 HAVE A BUTTON FOR EMMETT CLARK. 443 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,625 WELL... 444 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,095 POLLS CLOSED FIVE MINUTES AGO. 445 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,430 WE OUGHT TO BE HEARING SOMETHING ANY MINUTE. 446 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,265 THEY'VE BEEN TALLYING ALL DAY. 447 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,267 I TOLD SARAH TO KEEP THE LINE OPEN. 448 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,303 WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD GOOD WEATHER. 449 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,705 IT BROUGHT THE PEOPLE IN FROM THE RURAL AREAS. 450 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,374 WE HAVE GREAT STRENGTH THERE, NATURALLY. 451 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,577 SAM, YOU CERTAINLY SEEM CALM UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 452 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,413 ONLY ON THE OUTSIDE. 453 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,681 YOU KNOW, I CONDUCTED MY OWN PRIVATE POLL 454 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,750 AND I FOUND THAT THE VOTE WAS SPLIT 455 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,652 AMONG THOSE WHO WERE COMMITTED, 456 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,753 BUT AS OF YESTERDAY, 457 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,788 30% OF THE VOTERS WERE UNCOMMITTED 458 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,125 AND THAT'S GOING TO BE THE BIG FACTOR. 459 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,793 LET'S JUST HOPE THEY COMMIT IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 460 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,396 CAN I HAVE SOME COOKIES, AUNT BEE? 461 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,597 OH, NO, NO, OPIE. 462 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,400 THOSE ARE FOR OUR VICTORY CELEBRATION. 463 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,203 IF EMMETT WINS, CAN WE STILL HAVE SOME? 464 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,538 UH, YES, OPIE. YES. 465 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,273 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 466 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,176 THIS COULD BE IT. 467 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,177 COME ON. 468 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,612 HELLO. 469 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,381 UH-HUH. 470 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,251 Y-YEAH. 471 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,353 WELL, THANK... THANK YOU, MISS BLAIR. 472 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,424 WELL... 473 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,294 IT'S SAM JONES BY 405 VOTES. 474 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,496 [ ALL CHEERING ] 475 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,898 HEY, GREAT! 476 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,600 [ CHEERING CONTINUES ] 477 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,902 CONGRATULATIONS. MAKE A LITTLE SPEECH. 478 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,904 SPEECH, SPEECH. SPEECH, SPEECH. 479 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,907 RIGHT THERE. 480 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,511 FOLKS, I... I'M TRULY HONORED. 481 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,413 I... AS ALL OF YOU KNOW, THIS IS 482 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,848 THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HELD POLITICAL OFFICE 483 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,218 BUT I'M GOING TO DO THE VERY BEST I CAN. 484 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,921 THANK YOU. 485 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,790 MAYBERRY IS A FINE LITTLE TOWN, 486 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,259 AND MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT EVEN BETTER. 487 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:49,262 I THINK THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THIS: 488 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,897 GOOD GOVERNMENT ON ANY LEVEL 489 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,634 IS NOT JUST THE WORK OF YOUR PUBLIC OFFICIALS. 490 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,436 IT SHOULD BE EVERYBODY'S CONCERN. 491 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,540 OH, AND I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU 492 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,942 THAT MY OFFICE DOOR WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN 493 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,412 AND I CAN USE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. 494 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,680 LEMONADE AND COOKIES, EVERYBODY. 495 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,349 LEMONADE AND COOKIES. 496 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,685 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 497 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,822 WELL, SAM... YOU DID IT. 498 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:16,923 YEAH. 499 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,491 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 500 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,531 JUST GOT THE NEWS OVER AT MY HEADQUARTERS. 501 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,832 CONGRATULATIONS, SAM. 502 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,200 THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. 503 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,335 OH, THANKS, EMMETT. 504 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,836 I HOPE WE CAN ALL WORK TOGETHER NOW. 505 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,438 AH! YOU CAN COUNT ON ME 100%. 506 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,639 GOOD, GOOD. 507 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,841 EMMETT. SORRY ABOUT THE ELECTION. 508 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,909 UH, SAM, COULD I SPEAK WITH YOU A MINUTE? 509 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:37,977 HEY, A LITTLE PUNCH? 510 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:38,978 YEAH. 511 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,347 UH... LIKE A COOKIE? 512 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,448 NO, THANKS, GOOB. 513 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,982 UH, SAM, YOU SAID SOMETHING 514 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,751 ABOUT WANTIN' HELP FROM EVERYBODY? 515 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,918 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 516 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,654 WELL, THERE'S ONE SPOT WHERE THIS TOWN 517 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,389 COULD REALLY USE A STOP SIGN. 518 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,857 OH, REALLY? WHERE'S THAT? 519 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,859 WHERE MAIN STREET RUNS INTO GARDEN ROAD. 520 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,794 YOU MEAN WHERE YOUR GAS STATION IS. 521 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,730 YEAH. PEOPLE SEEM TO JUST ZOOM RIGHT BY. ZOOM. 522 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,599 I SEE. 523 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,568 I GUESS A LOT OF FOLKS DON'T EVEN KNOW 524 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,869 THERE'S A GAS STATION THERE. 525 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,604 THEY MIGHT NEED GAS. WHO KNOWS? 526 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,539 YEAH. WHO KNOWS? 527 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,341 I JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT. 528 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,479 HEY, SAM. 529 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,513 OH, HI, HOWARD. 530 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,847 I JUST WANTED TO OFFER 531 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,716 MY PERSONAL CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN. 532 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,251 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 533 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,552 SAY, YOU SAID SOMETHING 534 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,588 ABOUT WANTING ALL THE HELP YOU COULD GET. 535 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,523 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON ME 536 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,857 FOR ALL THE HELP I CAN GIVE. 537 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:25,925 I APPRECIATE IT. 538 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,960 YOU KNOW, SAM, AS COUNTY CLERK 539 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,364 I ALWAYS FIGURED I HAD KIND OF AN IMAGE TO MAINTAIN. 540 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,666 YEAH. HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY OFFICE LATELY? 541 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,268 NO. NO, NOT LATELY. 542 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,703 I'VE OFTEN SPECULATED 543 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,871 WHAT A GOOD COAT OF PAINT AND A NEW DESK CHAIR 544 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,407 MIGHT DO FOR THAT PLACE. 545 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,942 OF COURSE, THAT WOULD BE UP TO THE CITY COUNCIL. 546 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,777 YEAH. YEAH, IT WOULD, WOULDN'T IT? 547 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,779 I JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT. 548 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,014 YEAH. 549 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,049 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, SAM. 550 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,951 YEAH, HOWARD. 551 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,920 HI, THERE, YOUNG FELLER. 552 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,390 YOU KNOW I LIVE OVER THERE ON ELM STREET? 553 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,658 YEAH? 554 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,860 THERE'S QUITE A BIT OF TRAFFIC THROUGH THERE. 555 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,295 UH-HUH. 556 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,532 HERE'S MORE COOKIES. 557 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,933 OH, THANK YOU, ANDY. 558 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,468 ANYBODY SEEN SAM? 559 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,070 I THINK I SAW HIM STEP OUT ON THE PORCH. 560 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,340 HAVE YOU TRIED ANY OF THESE, GOOBER? 561 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,407 SIX. 562 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,277 [ SIGHS ] 563 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,451 SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 564 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,786 OH, JUST GETTING SOME AIR. 565 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,357 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 566 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,492 NAH, NAH. 567 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,767 I SAY, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 568 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,469 ANDY, DID YOU EVER HEAR OF SOMEBODY 569 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,536 THINKING OF RESIGNING 570 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:44,837 RIGHT AFTER THEY GOT ELECTED? 571 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,406 WHAT? 572 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,974 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN OFFICE FOR TEN MINUTES, 573 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,776 AND ALREADY PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO ASK ME 574 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,977 FOR PERSONAL FAVORS, 575 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,612 AND DO YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THE ASKING? 576 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,414 THE VERY PEOPLE WHO HELPED PUT ME INTO OFFICE 577 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,848 ON A NO-FAVORITISM PLATFORM. 578 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:59,786 YEAH-- GOOBER AND HOWARD AND MR. CALVIN. 579 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,132 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 580 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,502 YOU KNOW, SAM, 581 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,405 I'VE BEEN IN PUBLIC OFFICE A LONG TIME MYSELF, 582 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,908 AND I'VE BEEN FACED WITH THAT SAME PROBLEM. 583 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,711 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE SOMETIMES -- 584 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:28,114 THEY GET CONFUSED WITH THE MEANING OF FAVORITISM. 585 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,083 SOMETIMES THEY THINK THAT FAVORITISM 586 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:34,086 IS ANYTHING SOMEBODY ELSE GETS. 587 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,724 HUH. "ANYTHING SOMEBODY ELSE GETS." 588 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:38,725 YEAH. 589 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,628 YEAH. 590 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,130 WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S JUST GOING 591 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:47,066 TO BE PART OF MY JOB TO CONVINCE FOLKS 592 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,968 THAT WHAT'S BEST FOR ALL 593 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,504 IS ALSO BEST FOR THE INDIVIDUAL. 594 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,807 I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, SAM. 595 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,478 WELL... AT LEAST I HAVEN'T BEEN BRIBED YET. 596 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,480 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 597 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:06,085 OH, SAM, I HAD A LITTLE PIE CRUST LEFT OVER, 598 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,554 AND I MADE YOU A PIE. 599 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,489 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FORGET IT. 600 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:10,923 OH, THANK YOU, AUNT BEE. 601 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:13,726 UH, SAM, THE LADIES IN THE GARDEN CLUB 602 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,095 WERE WONDERING IF SOME FUNDS COULD BE ALLOCATED 603 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,965 FOR A COMMITTEE TO GO TO RALEIGH FOR THE FLOWER SHOW. 604 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,568 I JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT, HMM? 605 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,179 I'LL TELL YOU FELLAS, WE GOT A REAL GOOD MAN IN THERE. 606 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,148 YEAH, HE WAS IN THAT COUNCIL OFFICE AT 7:00. 607 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,550 HE'S A HARD WORKER. 608 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,185 HI, FELLAS. 609 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,888 OH, HI, SAM. HI, SAM. MR. COUNCILMAN. 610 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,456 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 611 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,592 OH? GOOD OR BAD? ALL GOOD. 612 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,227 YOU KNOW, ONCE A MAN GETS STARTED IN POLITICS, 613 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,096 THERE'S NO TELLING WHERE HE MIGHT GO. 614 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,700 SAM COULD BECOME MAYOR, STATE ASSEMBLYMAN, GOVERNOR, AND -- 615 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,002 LET'S FACE IT, IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE-- 616 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,037 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 617 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,106 HOWARD, I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 618 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,742 I'LL BE VERY HAPPY IF I CAN JUST HANDLE THE MAYBERRY CITY COUNCIL. 619 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,110 NO, NO, I MEAN IT. 620 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,012 REMEMBER, LINCOLN WAS A SMALL-TOWN LAWYER. 621 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,647 LOTS OF OUR PRESIDENTS 622 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,616 HAVE STARTED WITH LITTLE JOBS IN SMALL TOWNS. 623 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:10,983 IT'S HAPPENED. 624 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,619 UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, EMMETT? 625 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,986 IF YOU HAD BEEN ELECTED, 626 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,523 WOULD YOU BE THINKING ALONG THESE LINES? 627 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:19,592 ME, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? 628 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,860 YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 629 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:21,894 WELL -- 630 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,563 THAT'S REALLY RIDICULOUS! 631 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,031 WITH MY BACK PROBLEM, 632 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,934 I COULD NEVER STAND THAT COLD WEATHER IN WASHINGTON. 633 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,135 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 634 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,109 [ WHISTLING SPRIGHTLY TUNE ] 44870

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