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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:29,597 HI, ANDY. 2 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,099 OH, HI, HOWARD. 3 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,400 SAY, I WAS JUST GLANCING THROUGH THE PAPER HERE 4 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:34,368 AND I CAME ACROSS THAT AD OPIE PUT IN. 5 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,604 OH, HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO TRY THAT NEXT. 6 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,771 I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. 7 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,707 WELL, IT'S VERY MUCH TO THE POINT. SEE? 8 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,342 "WANTED: STEADY JOB 9 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,078 "AFTER SCHOOL AND ON SATURDAYS. 10 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,813 "I'M NEARLY 14 YEARS OLD 11 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:49,550 "UNTRAINED, BUT AMBITIOUS AND WILLING TO LEARN. 12 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,219 OPIE TAYLOR. 426." HUH? 13 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,220 NOT BAD, HUH? 14 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,521 YEAH. 15 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,090 THIS MUST BE AN EMOTIONAL TIME FOR YOU, ANDY -- 16 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,726 WATCHING YOUR ONLY SON GETTING READY TO LEAVE THE NEST. 17 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,228 HUH? 18 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,363 WELL, IT APPEARS TO ME THAT THE YOUNG FLEDGLING 19 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,631 IS TESTING HIS WINGS. 20 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,865 OH, NO, NO. 21 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,102 HE JUST WANTS TO GET A NEW ELECTRIC GUITAR. 22 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,403 OH. OH. YEAH. 23 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,839 WELL, I ADMIRE HIM FOR GOING AFTER IT HIMSELF. 24 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,207 YEAH. 25 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,143 SAY, UH...HAS HE HAD ANY OFFERS YET? 26 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,844 NO. THIS IS HIS LAST RESORT. 27 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,646 OH. WELL, IT APPEARS TO ME 28 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,781 THAT THIS IS A COMMUNITY PROBLEM. 29 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,750 YOU KNOW, IF OUR YOUNG PEOPLE 30 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,219 CAN'T FIND OPPORTUNITIES HERE IN TOWN, 31 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,754 MAYBERRY'S LIABLE TO DRY UP. 32 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,123 THEY'LL LEAVE US FOR NEW HORIZONS. 33 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:32,193 WELL, I-I DON'T THINK 34 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,262 OPIE'S GOING ANYWHERE JUST YET. 35 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,497 HE'S GOING AFTER HIS FIRST REAL JOB, HUH? 36 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,631 OH, BOY. 37 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,700 BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, DOESN'T IT? 38 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,169 YEAH. 39 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,671 'COURSE, I STARTED OFF LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE -- 40 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,507 MOWING LAWNS AND DELIVERING PACKAGES, YOU KNOW. 41 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,677 MY FIRST REAL JOB WAS WORKING OVER AT THE MOVIE HOUSE. 42 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:50,811 OH? YEAH. 43 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,813 RUNNING THE POPCORN MACHINE. 44 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,682 FIRST DAY, I PUT IN TOO MUCH POPCORN. 45 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,284 NEVER DID QUIT POPPING. 46 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,552 OLD MAN MacKNIGHT HAD TO GIVE IT AWAY. 47 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,555 YEAH. YEAH. 48 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:04,558 BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY FIRST JOB, ANDY. 49 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:05,893 NO. 50 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,696 I WAS A LITTLE OLDER, OF COURSE. 51 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,731 TRUCK DRIVER. 52 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,833 HMM. 53 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,369 MAYBERRY TRANSFER COMPANY. 54 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,171 YEAH? 55 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:21,242 'COURSE AFTER THE FIRST FEW DAYS, I, UH... 56 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,510 QUIT? 57 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,479 YEAH. 58 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,581 JUST WASN'T ME. 59 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,383 IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU. 60 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,585 FOR THOSE FEW DAYS, I GAVE IT ALL I HAD. 61 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,786 WELL, YOU WOULD. 62 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,322 YOU WOULD, YEAH. 63 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,523 YEAH, TO THIS DAY 64 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,791 I STILL HAVE A SOFT SPOT IN MY HEART 65 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,527 FOR TON-AND-A-HALF TRUCKS. 66 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,661 YEAH. 67 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,464 I DON'T TALK ABOUT IT MUCH. 68 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,201 WELL, PART OF THE PAST. 69 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,802 YEAH, YEAH. 70 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,206 BUT THAT'S WHY I GET A BELT OUT OF OPIE LOOKING FOR THIS JOB. 71 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,574 YEAH. YEAH. 72 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:56,744 BE INTERESTING TO SEE IF HE COMES UP WITH ANYTHING. 73 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,379 YEAH, YEAH. IT WILL, YEAH. 74 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,616 OH, HI, MR. CRAWFORD. 75 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,617 HI, ANDY. 76 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,353 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 77 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,754 SAY, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE? 78 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:07,755 YEAH. 79 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,790 COME ON INSIDE. 80 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,330 I GUESS YOU HEARD THAT ELROY DOCKINS 81 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,766 LEFT ME TO TAKE A JOB OVER AT MT. PILOT. 82 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,635 UH, YEAH, I DID HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 83 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,304 IT WASN'T JUST THE MONEY. 84 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,639 HE'S 19. HAD AN ITCH FOR BIG-CITY LIFE. 85 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,908 THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO ABOUT IT. 86 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,511 YEAH. HE RAN YOUR SODA FOUNTAIN REAL WELL. 87 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,713 OH, YEAH, THAT HE DID, THAT HE DID. 88 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,250 MY PROBLEM NOW IS TO GET SOMEBODY TO TAKE HIS PLACE 89 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:37,918 AFTERNOONS AND ON SATURDAYS. 90 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,654 IT ISN'T EASY TO FIND A GOOD COUNTERMAN. 91 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,390 YEAH, I GUESS NOT. 92 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,792 ANDY, I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. 93 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,795 I SAW OPIE'S AD IN THE PAPER TODAY. 94 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,430 OH. 95 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,032 NOW, THIS JOB, 'COURSE, IT DON'T REALLY CALL FOR A KID. 96 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,768 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I GAVE UP ON THEM YEARS AGO. 97 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:55,903 TROUBLE, HUH? 98 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,406 YEAH. ALWAYS BREAKING THINGS 99 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,674 AND GIVING CREDIT TO THEIR FRIENDS, 100 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,543 AND THEY DON'T LISTEN TO YOU. 101 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,678 YEAH, IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT. 102 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:05,813 MMM. 103 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,048 WHAT KIND OF A BOY IS OPIE? 104 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,285 THAT'S KIND OF A FUNNY QUESTION TO ASK ME. 105 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,020 I KNOW IT IS, BUT YOU'RE HIS FATHER. 106 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,022 I KNOW YOU'LL GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. 107 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:18,292 SEE, THIS JOB CALLS FOR SOMEBODY THAT'S OLDER THAN OPIE. 108 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,827 BUT STRAIGHT FROM THE SHOULDER, 109 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,762 YOU THINK MAYBE HE COULD HANDLE IT? 110 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:25,599 WELL, I STILL THINK YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON. 111 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,835 YOU KNOW HIM BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE. 112 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:32,806 WELL, I KNOW, BUT SOMETIMES, A-A FATHER HAS THE TENDENCY 113 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,443 TO, YOU KNOW, BRAG ON HIS OWN SON. 114 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,746 ANDY, IF YOU HAD A SODA FOUNTAIN THAT HAD TO BE RUN RIGHT, 115 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,314 WOULD YOU HIRE OPIE? 116 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:43,784 I FEEL FRIENDLY ENOUGH TOWARD YOU TO ASK YOU THAT. 117 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,488 WELL...OPIE HAS HIS FAULTS. 118 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,324 I MEAN, HE DOESN'T LIKE TO MAKE UP HIS BED, 119 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:53,727 AND SOMETIMES HE LEAVES HIS CLOTHES LYING AROUND, BUT... 120 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,896 WHEN IT COMES TO THE MATTER OF A JOB, 121 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,731 I BELIEVE YOU WOULD FIND HIM 122 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,368 AS RESPONSIBLE AS ANYBODY YOU COULD GET, 123 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:04,338 AND HE'S A GOOD BOY AND... 124 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,475 YEAH. YEAH. 125 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,778 IF-IF I HAD A SODA FOUNTAIN, I'D HIRE HIM IN A MINUTE. 126 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,714 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR, ANDY. 127 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,418 PA, GUESS WHAT?! WHAT? 128 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,953 MR. CRAWFORD GAVE ME A JOB WORKING IN HIS DRUG STORE. 129 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,789 TAKING CARE OF THE SODA FOUNTAIN? 130 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,923 YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW? 131 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,358 OH, I JUST FIGURED. 132 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,793 HE CALLED ME UP ABOUT AN HOUR AGO 133 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,994 AND TOLD ME TO COME OVER FOR AN INTERVIEW. 134 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,362 I WENT OVER, AND HE INTERVIEWED ME. 135 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:29,730 HE ASKED ME ABOUT MY HABITS -- 136 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,131 YOU KNOW, MAKING MY BED, PICKING UP MY CLOTHES. 137 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,800 I TOLD HIM THAT WAS JUST WHEN I WAS AT HOME, 138 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,502 AND WHEN I WORK FOR SOMEBODY, I'M REAL NEAT. 139 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,936 AND HE HIRED YOU? YEAH. 140 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,037 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 141 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,939 THANKS. FUNNY THING. 142 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,408 I WENT IN THERE ABOUT A WEEK AGO, 143 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,042 AND HE TOLD ME TO COME BACK IN 10 YEARS. 144 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,877 I GUESS HE JUST CHANGED HIS MIND. 145 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,646 YEAH. 146 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,047 PA, HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS TO RUN THE SODA FOUNTAIN? 147 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,949 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, OPE. 148 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:52,486 MR. CRAWFORD STOPPED ME ON THE STREET TODAY. 149 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,154 DID HE WANT YOU TO WORK FOR HIM, TOO? 150 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,155 NOTHING LIKE THAT. 151 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,690 HE ASKED ME ABOUT YOU 152 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,727 AND WHETHER I THOUGHT YOU COULD HANDLE THE JOB. 153 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,795 YOU MEAN YOU RECOMMENDED ME? 154 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,564 WELL, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 155 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,867 I MEAN, I TOLD HIM I THOUGHT YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE, 156 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,569 THAT YOU WOULD TRY HARD, 157 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,571 AND THAT YOU COULD DO A GOOD JOB, 158 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:11,872 AND THAT'S ABOUT ALL. 159 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,173 OH. 160 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,075 YOU BETTER RUN UPSTAIRS AND TELL AUNT BEE. 161 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,578 YEAH. 162 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:19,947 PA? 163 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:20,948 YEAH? 164 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:21,982 THANKS. 165 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,756 NOW, YOU MAKE YOUR SUNDAES IN THESE LITTLE DISHES HERE. 166 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,123 ONE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM, 167 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,159 THEN THE SYRUP OR CHOCOLATE -- 168 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,628 FULL SQUIRT -- STRAWBERRY, WHATEVER. 169 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,097 A LITTLE WHIPPED CREAM AND A CHERRY ON THE TOP. 170 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,432 YES, SIR. 171 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,000 YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT IT NOW? 172 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,602 YES, SIR, I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 173 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:42,803 FINE. 174 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,538 NOW, REMEMBER, 175 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,574 THE FOUNTAIN HAS ALWAYS GOT TO BE KEPT NEAT AND CLEAN. 176 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,975 RIGHT. 177 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,943 AND IF YOU RUN INTO ANY PROBLEMS, JUST YELL. 178 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,079 YES, SIR. 179 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,157 GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. 180 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,626 THAT'S OUR MENU. 181 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,861 OH, NO. JUST A GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE. 182 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,163 YES, SIR. 183 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,842 WATER COLD ENOUGH, SIR? 184 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,110 OH, FINE. JUST FINE. 185 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,111 THANK YOU. 186 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,646 COME AGAIN. 187 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,001 MORE SYRUP. 188 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,737 THAT'S ALL WE GIVE. 189 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,238 BUT I'M YOUR FRIEND. 190 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,574 LOOK, ARNOLD, I CAN'T GIVE EVERY FRIEND 191 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,608 THAT COMES IN HERE 192 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,276 MORE THAN HE'S SUPPOSED TO GET. 193 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,178 NOW, WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS, ARNOLD, 194 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:01,014 BUT THIS STUFF COSTS MONEY. 195 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,751 HOW IS IT? 196 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,619 NOT BAD. 197 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,121 YOU MAKE A PRETTY GOOD BANANA SPLIT FOR A KID. 198 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,890 THANKS. 199 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,273 HEY, OPE. 200 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,274 YEAH, ARNOLD? 201 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,576 I'LL PAY YOU TOMORROW. 202 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,777 I'VE ONLY GOT 75 CENTS, 203 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,745 AND I'VE GOT TO BUY A NEW FISHING LINE. 204 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:32,780 I'M SORRY, ARNOLD. 205 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,081 YOU HAVE TO PAY NOW. 206 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,983 BUT I SAID I'D PAY YOU TOMORROW. 207 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,851 35 CENTS, ARNOLD. 208 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,987 OPE, IT'S ME -- ARNOLD. 209 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,321 I'M YOUR FRIEND. 210 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,091 ARNOLD, WE RUN THIS FOUNTAIN ON A CASH BASIS. 211 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,225 NO CREDIT. 212 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,127 I'M NOT ASKING FOR CREDIT. 213 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,796 I'M ASKING FOR 24 HOURS. 214 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:52,332 ARNOLD, I HAVE TO HAVE THE 35 CENTS. 215 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,201 OKAY. 216 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,305 THERE. 217 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,875 GIVE A GUY AN APRON, AND IT GOES RIGHT TO HIS HEAD. 218 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,111 COME AGAIN. 219 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,853 WELL, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT SANDWICH, OPIE. 220 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,723 WE TRY TO USE THE BEST INGREDIENTS, MRS. BRIGGS. 221 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,791 AND IT WAS NICELY PREPARED, TOO. 222 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,160 THERE YOU ARE, AND TEN CENTS FOR YOU. 223 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,629 THANK YOU. COME AGAIN. 224 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,830 I CERTAINLY WILL. 225 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,678 HI, MR. CRAWFORD. 226 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,681 OPIE, HOW LONG YOU BEEN WORKING HERE NOW? 227 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:41,982 OVER THREE WEEKS. 228 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,751 SAVING YOUR MONEY? 229 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,352 I GOT NEARLY $70 PUT AWAY. 230 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,754 OH, GOOD. 231 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,756 OPIE, YOU'RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB HERE. 232 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,958 WHEN YOUR DAD SAID YOU COULD FILL THE BILL, 233 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,226 HE CERTAINLY KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. 234 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,662 THANK YOU. 235 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,163 HE SAID THAT YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE, 236 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,330 AND YOU REALLY ARE. 237 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,332 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE BEEN THINKING 238 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,702 OF GIVING YOU EVEN MORE RESPONSIBILITY. 239 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,403 OH? 240 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,639 YEAH. BY NOW YOU MUST BE PRETTY FAMILIAR 241 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,107 WITH THE STOCK AROUND HERE. 242 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,176 I'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO ATTEND TO 243 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,911 UP AT THE HOUSE, AND I THOUGHT 244 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,980 MAYBE I'D TAKE OFF FOR A FEW HOURS... 245 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,983 LET YOU HANDLE THE PLACE. 246 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,317 GEE. 247 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,019 THE PRICES ARE ALL MARKED. 248 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,989 IF THEY AREN'T, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE STOCK BOOK THERE. 249 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,257 WHAT IF SOMEBODY COMES IN FOR MEDICINE? 250 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,094 IN THAT CASE, JUST GIVE ME A RING UP AT THE HOUSE. 251 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,328 YES, SIR. 252 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,764 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS. 253 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,901 ALL RIGHT, OPIE, IT'S ALL YOURS. 254 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,086 MMM. 255 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,689 SO YOU CAN SEE THAT LAST YEAR'S FIGURES 256 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,057 ARE CONSIDERABLY HIGHER. 257 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,425 MMM, YEAH, I SEE. 258 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,094 I WAS OVER TO THE DRUGSTORE TO BUY ADHESIVE TAPE. 259 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,329 GUESS WHO SOLD IT TO ME. 260 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,330 WHO? OPIE. 261 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,832 HOW COME? 262 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,967 MR. CRAWFORD SAID HE'S SUCH A RESPONSIBLE KID, 263 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,836 HE WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING HIM 264 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,871 IN CHARGE OF THE STORE FOR A FEW HOURS. 265 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,172 NO KIDDING. YEAH. 266 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,975 HEY, THAT MUST MAKE YOU FEEL REAL PROUD, ANDY. 267 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,176 YEAH, IT DOES, KIND OF. 268 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,377 HE'S REALLY MOVING UP -- 269 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,246 FROM BANANA SPLITS TO ADHESIVE TAPE 270 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,380 IN JUST THREE WEEKS. 271 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,882 OH, YEAH, I KNEW HE WOULD. 272 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,483 THE WAY HE HANDLES THAT FOUNTAIN -- 273 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,118 ON THE OLD BALL ALL THE TIME. 274 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,287 YES, SIR, AND HE KNOWS HIS BUSINESS, TOO. 275 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,123 THE AVERAGE PLACE, YOU ORDER A BACON-TOMATO SANDWICH, 276 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,826 THEY PUT A GLOB OF MAYONNAISE JUST IN THE MIDDLE 277 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,129 SO WHEN YOU EAT IT, THERE AIN'T NO MAYONNAISE AROUND THE EDGES. 278 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,766 NOT OPIE. BOY SPREADS IT ALL AROUND. SMART BOY. 279 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,801 HE'S A PRO AT THAT COUNTER, ALL RIGHT. 280 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,837 I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE WAY HE MAKES HIS MALTEDS. 281 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,306 HE GETS THE ICE CREAM MIXED IN THOROUGHLY. 282 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,875 LOOK AT HIM, ALL PUFFED UP. 283 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:51,812 OH, NO, NO. I'M JUST GLAD TO HEAR HE'S DOING WELL. 284 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,413 HEY, ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU GO THERE 285 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,015 AND BUY SOMETHING FROM HIM? 286 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,383 I BET HE'D GET A BIG KICK 287 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,218 OUT OF SELLING SOMETHING TO YOU. 288 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,820 OH, YEAH, I KNOW HE WOULD. 289 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,354 WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT, ANDY? 290 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,356 I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO GO OVER THERE. 291 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,357 OH, YEAH. 292 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,492 I HAVE. I REALLY HAVE. 293 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,827 THIS IS A GOOD TIME. 294 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,395 HELEN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP. 295 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,799 I'LL JUST GO OVER AND LOOK INTO THE PERFUME SITUATION, HUH? 296 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,066 HEY, YOU MIGHT TELL HIM 297 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,769 THAT'S THE BEST ADHESIVE TAPE I EVER BOUGHT. 298 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,304 MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD. 299 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,777 HI, OPE. 300 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:24,912 OH, HI, PA. 301 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,914 HEY, YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT, HUH? 302 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:27,915 YEAH. 303 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,182 GOOBER TOLD ME. 304 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,417 THANKS AGAIN, PA. 305 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,786 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I WOULDN'T BE HERE. 306 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,987 NAH, THAT WAS NOTHING. 307 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,189 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PERFUME HERE? 308 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,324 A LITTLE. 309 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,792 FOR MISS CRUMP? 310 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:39,960 YEAH. 311 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,262 THAT BIG BOTTLE THERE IN THE MIDDLE -- 312 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,798 HOW MUCH WOULD A THING LIKE THAT RUN? 313 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,066 THIS ONE? 314 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,100 MM-HMM. 315 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,802 LET'S SEE-- "BLUE MOONLIGHT." 316 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,337 I'LL CHECK IN THE STOCK BOOK. 317 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,438 OKAY. 318 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,941 PERFUMES. 319 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,810 UM...HERE. 320 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,980 PA. 321 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,816 OH. 322 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,818 BLUE MOONLIGHT. 323 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,086 OH. 324 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,955 FOUR OUNCES... 325 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,957 $64. 326 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,825 $64?! 327 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,361 WELL, THAT STUFF RUNS HIGH, DOESN'T IT? 328 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,364 WELL, I IMAGINE IT HAS THE FINEST INGREDIENTS. 329 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,166 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MIGHT DO? 330 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,368 BEFORE I PUT OUT THAT KIND OF MONEY 331 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,170 I MIGHT CHECK WITH MISS CRUMP 332 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,139 AND SEE HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT BLUE MOONLIGHT, HUH? 333 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,141 THAT'D BE PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT, PA. 334 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,143 OKAY. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. 335 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,144 RIGHT. 336 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,145 I'LL SEE YA. 337 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,580 BYE. 338 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,972 Arnold: HEY, OPE? 339 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,442 HI. 340 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,011 I'VE ONLY GOT 32 CENTS. 341 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,880 DO YOU WANT TO SELL ME A BANANA SPLIT OR NOT? 342 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,381 NOT NOW. I'M BUSY. 343 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,450 HEY, YOU LOOK GREEN. 344 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,519 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 345 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,653 NOTHING. 346 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,424 YOU BROKE SOMETHING, HUH? 347 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,625 YEAH. 348 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,260 WHERE'S MR. CRAWFORD? 349 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,561 HE'S HOME. 350 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,130 WHAT'D YOU BREAK? 351 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,631 A BOTTLE OF PERFUME. 352 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,133 A $64 ONE. 353 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,901 SIXTY 354 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,536 THAT'S A PILE OF LOOT. 355 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,938 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 356 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,672 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, OPIE? 357 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,108 TELL MR. CRAWFORD, THEN PAY HIM BACK. 358 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,409 I'VE GOT $70 SAVED. 359 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,577 TELL HIM, HUH? 360 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,612 THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO SMART TO ME. 361 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,181 HE'LL FIRE YOU. 362 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,250 LET ME THINK. 363 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,966 NOW, LISTEN, ARNOLD... 364 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,601 SHH! I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING. 365 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,436 ARNOLD. 366 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,038 IT'S JUST A PICKLE. 367 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,706 I THINK I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 368 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,076 WHAT? 369 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,711 THE CHANCES ARE MR. CRAWFORD ISN'T GOING TO NOTICE 370 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,446 THAT BOTTLE OF PERFUME MISSING 371 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,448 UNTIL SOMEBODY COMES IN ASKING FOR IT. 372 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,017 YEAH, MAYBE. 373 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,152 YOU BUY ANOTHER BOTTLE JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU BROKE. 374 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,121 PUT IT ON THE SHELF BEFORE HE FINDS OUT. 375 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,256 IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 376 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,392 LOOK, IT'LL STILL COST YOU $64. 377 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,327 YOU WON'T BE CHEATING HIM. 378 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,398 YEAH, BUT...WHERE'LL WE FIND ANOTHER BIG BOTTLE LIKE THAT IN MAYBERRY? 379 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,100 YOU HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW, 380 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,602 BUT MY FATHER'S TAKING ME INTO MT. PILOT IN THE AFTERNOON. 381 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,337 I COULD BUY ONE FOR YOU THERE. 382 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,571 THANKS, BUT I THINK 383 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,008 I BETTER JUST TELL MR. CRAWFORD RIGHT OFF. 384 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,675 AT LEAST THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID 385 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,577 AND DECIDE TONIGHT OR TOMORROW. 386 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,482 OKAY. 387 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,684 I WON'T TELL MR. CRAWFORD TILL I DECIDE. 388 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,720 YOU OUGHT TO MAKE YOURSELF A SODA. 389 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,155 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 390 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,664 WELL, I GUESS THAT TAKES CARE OF THE REPORTS. 391 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,135 YEAH, I THINK WE'VE GOT EACH YEAR COVERED PRETTY THOROUGHLY. 392 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,236 MM-HMM. 393 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,104 SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING? 394 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,405 NO, NO. 395 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,009 GOOB AND I THOUGHT WE'D GO OVER TO MT. PILOT 396 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,377 AND HANG AROUND, YOU KNOW. 397 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,479 MMM. 398 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,580 OH, HERE COMES OPE. 399 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,981 YEAH. 400 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,251 WHAT DO YOU SAY, OPE? 401 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,285 NOT MUCH. 402 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,154 HI, THERE. HI. 403 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,257 WELL, YOU LOOK A LITTLE BUSHED. 404 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,424 TOUGH DAY. 405 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,127 MMM. MMM. 406 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,695 WELL... 407 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,431 HEY, HEY, HEY, OPE... 408 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,667 THAT MALTED YOU MADE FOR ME AT LUNCH -- 409 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,135 PAR EXCELLENCE. 410 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,371 OH, GOOD. 411 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,039 WELL... 412 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,812 BOY, HE WAS REALLY RUNNING THAT STORE 413 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,315 WHEN I WAS OVER THERE THIS AFTERNOON. 414 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,417 REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST JOB. 415 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,520 MAYBERRY TRANSFER COMPANY, DRIVING A TRUCK. 416 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,322 YOU TOLD ME. 417 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,391 OH, YEAH. SO I DID. 418 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,260 Andy: YOU KNOW, HOWARD, I RECOMMENDED OPIE FOR THIS JOB 419 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,528 AND I'M GLAD I DID. 420 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,696 Howard: OH, YOU DID? 421 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,165 YEAH. IT'S WORKING OUT SWELL. 422 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,333 HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB. 423 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,734 MR. CRAWFORD TRUSTS HIM. 424 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,369 WELL, THAT MAKES ME PROUD. 425 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,138 WELL, HE'S A FINE BOY, ANDY. 426 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,606 YEAH. 427 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,510 SOMETIMES A FATHER CAN'T TELL ABOUT A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY. 428 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,079 I'M GLAD I'VE GOT A RESPONSIBLE ONE. 429 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,180 YOU SURE HAVE. 430 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,615 HE CAME THROUGH, DIDN'T HE? 431 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,383 WELL, YOU HAD FAITH IN HIM. 432 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,086 YEAH. BE A GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR HIM. 433 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,354 BUSINESS EXPERIENCE. 434 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,589 TEACH HIM WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. 435 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,590 YEAH. 436 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,126 HELLO 437 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,727 GET ME THAT BOTTLE OF PERFUME 438 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,829 WHEN YOU GO INTO MT. PILOT TOMORROW. 439 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,298 YEAH. IT'S CALLED BLUE MOONLIGHT. 440 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,334 FOUR OUNCES. 441 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,770 YEAH. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GO. 442 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,106 RIGHT. RIGHT. 443 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,109 AND WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE COMING BACK? 444 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,377 OKAY. 445 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,079 THANKS ARNOLD. BYE. 446 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,520 YOU DON'T HAVE NO CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, DO YOU, OPE? 447 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,156 NO, SORRY. THAT'S OKAY. 448 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,257 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO BE 449 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,360 THE TOP SUNDAE MAKER IN TOWN. 450 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,461 THANKS. 451 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,229 ANYTHING WRONG, OPE? 452 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,399 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING. 453 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,434 NO, NOTHING WRONG. 454 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,510 A PICKLE ON A SUNDAE? 455 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,846 OH...I'M SORRY. 456 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,748 I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING NEW. 457 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,384 NO, JUST A MISTAKE. 458 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,619 I STILL MIGHT TRY IT SOMETIME, THOUGH. 459 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,154 LET'S KEEP IT IN MIND. 460 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,555 YEAH, OKAY. 461 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,819 HEY, OPE... 462 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,821 I'VE GOT IT. 463 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,589 UH, NO... WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 464 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,426 I HAD TO GO TO ABOUT THREE DRUGSTORES IN MT. PILOT. 465 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,428 THEN WHEN I FOUND A PLACE THAT HAD IT, 466 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,695 THEY STARTED KIDDING ME -- 467 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,331 YOU KNOW, A 14-YEAR-OLD KID 468 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,399 BUYING A $64 BOTTLE OF BLUE MOONLIGHT. 469 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,400 YEAH. 470 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,435 I TOLD THEM I HAD 471 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,969 A VERY HIGH-CLASS GIRLFRIEND. 472 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,571 THANKS FOR DOING THIS FOR ME. 473 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,540 THAT'S OKAY, OPE. 474 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,729 HI, OPE. 475 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,830 HI, PA. 476 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,367 MR. CRAWFORD. 477 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,602 OH, HI, ANDY. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 478 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,337 WELL, ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES -- 479 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,873 I BELIEVE IT'S THAT YOUNG MAN THERE BY THE COUNTER -- 480 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,842 SHOWED ME A BOTTLE OF PERFUME WHEN I WAS IN HERE YESTERDAY. 481 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,411 A BOTTLE OF PERFUME, HUH? 482 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,612 YEP. 483 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,647 LET'S SEE. WHICH ONE DID HE SHOW YOU? 484 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,317 THAT FOUR-OUNCE BOTTLE OF BLUE MOONLIGHT THERE. 485 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,619 I FOUND OUT THAT'S ONE OF HELEN'S FAVORITES 486 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,454 SO I BELIEVE I'LL JUST TAKE THAT. 487 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,555 THIS ONE, HUH? 488 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,257 YEAH. $64 IS A LITTLE RICH FOR ME, 489 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,626 BUT MIGHT AS WELL BE A SPORT ONCE IN A WHILE. 490 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,761 WELL, I CAN ORDER THIS IN FOR YOU, ANDY. 491 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,397 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT ONE? 492 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,031 WELL, IT'S JUST A DISPLAY BOTTLE. 493 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,434 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE BUT COLORED WATER. 494 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,503 Andy: SURE LOOKS LIKE PERFUME. 495 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,704 WELL... 496 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,273 MMM. 497 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:43,042 THAT'S THE SWEETEST SMELLING COLORED WATER I EVER SMELLED. 498 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,677 YEAH? 499 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,913 YEAH. 500 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,519 YEAH...SAY, THAT'S GENUINE BLUE MOONLIGHT. 501 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,855 THAT'S DEFINITELY BLUE MOONLIGHT. 502 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,492 WELL, LIKE I SAID, I'LL TAKE IT. 503 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,461 I SUPPOSE YOU WANT IT GIFT WRAPPED. 504 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,462 OH, YEAH. 505 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,030 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, ANDY, 506 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,465 THAT'LL TAKE SOME TIME. 507 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,434 WHY DON'T I JUST PUT IT ON YOUR BILL, 508 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,602 AND I'LL HAVE IT GIFT WRAPPED REAL NICE 509 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,971 AND THEN SEND IT ON OVER TO THE COURTHOUSE? 510 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,039 PERFECT. 511 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,541 OKAY. 512 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,642 SEE YOU, OPE. 513 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,377 Opie: BYE. 514 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,052 OPIE... 515 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,824 YES, SIR? 516 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,960 THIS BOTTLE USED TO CONTAIN COLORED WATER. 517 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,795 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT? 518 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,831 YES, SIR. 519 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,400 I BROKE THE OTHER BOTTLE, 520 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,002 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS PERFUME, SO I REPLACED IT. 521 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,772 YOU BROKE IT, HUH? 522 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,340 YES, SIR. 523 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,578 WELL, YOU MUST HAVE PUT OUT $64 FOR THIS. 524 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,979 YES, SIR. 525 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,047 I'LL PAY YOU BACK. 526 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,986 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME AND TELL ME 527 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,854 THAT YOU'D BROKEN IT, OPIE? 528 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,591 WELL, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE THING TO DO, 529 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,393 NOW, WOULDN'T IT? 530 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,928 JUST DROPPED IT, HUH? 531 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,399 I'LL LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT ME TO. 532 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:17,870 MAYBE I'M NOT AS RESPONSIBLE AS MY PA SAYS I AM. 533 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,440 YOUR PA? 534 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,510 I'LL CLEAN UP THE FOUNTAIN. 535 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,855 HEY, OPIE... 536 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,828 WELL, I GUESS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO THE BEST OF US. 537 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:19,165 GET A MOP AND CLEAN THAT UP, WILL YOU? 538 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,668 YES, SIR. 539 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,171 MR. CRAWFORD? 540 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,639 YES? 541 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,741 NOTHING. 542 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,521 HEY, ANDY. 543 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,456 HI, GOOB. 544 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,096 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 545 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,898 A LITTLE INDIGESTION, I THINK. 546 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,701 WELL, DID YOU EAT SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T AGREE WITH YOU? 547 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,002 NOT REALLY. 548 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,236 I HAD OPIE MAKE ME A STRAWBERRY SUNDAE 549 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:01,974 WITH A PICKLE ON IT INSTEAD OF A CHERRY. 550 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,110 WELL, HE GAVE ME THE IDEA THE OTHER DAY, 551 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,578 SO TODAY I TOLD HIM I'D LIKE TO TRY IT. 552 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,679 A PICKLE? 553 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,914 YEAH. 554 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,248 ALTHOUGH HE SAID IT WAS A MISTAKE, 555 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,850 I THINK HE WAS THINKING AHEAD. 556 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,885 YOU KNOW -- CHANGES, NEW TASTE SENSATIONS. 557 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,787 PICKLE ON A STRAWBERRY SUNDAE? 558 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:15,788 YEAH, ANDY. 559 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,189 LOOK, SOONER OR LATER, 560 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,257 SOMETHING'S BOUND TO TAKE THE PLACE OF CHERRIES. 561 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,059 MAYBE PICKLES AIN'T THE ANSWER. 562 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,694 MAYBE IT'LL BE OLIVES. 563 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,930 BUT AT LEAST LET THE YOUNGER GENERATION HAVE THEIR SAY. 37755

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