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HEY, OPE!
HEY, GOOB!
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OKAY IF I HAVE SOME AIR?
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WELL, HELP YOURSELF.
WE CARRY THE BEST AIR IN TOWN.
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THANK YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THIS TIRE.
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KEEPS GOING SOFT ON ME.
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WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT IT TOO MUCH, OPE.
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IT'S ONLY FLAT ON THE BOTTOM.
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NOT FUNNY?
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OH, SURE, GOOB.
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I LAUGHED REAL HARD
LAST TIME YOU SAID IT.
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EXCUSE ME.
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RUSH HOUR
IS COMMENCING.
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YEAH.
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GOOD MORNING, SIR.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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$3.00 WORTH
OF SUPER.
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YES, SIR.
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YOU GET ANY NEW
COMIC BOOKS, GOOB?
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14 NEW ONES WHEN
I WAS OVER IN MT. PILOT.
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14?
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YEAH. THAT'S
THE BEAUTY PART
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OF THE JOB
I GOT HERE, OPE.
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GIVES YOU PLENTY OF TIME
TO FOLLOW YOUR CULTURE.
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YEAH. DID YOU GET
THE PURPLE AVENGER?
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THE LATEST ONE--
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ALL ABOUT
THE GRUNGE PEOPLE.
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HEY, I GOT
TO READ THAT ONE--
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RIGHT AFTER I FINISH
IVANHOE FOR SCHOOL.
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HEY, GOOBER.
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I WONDER WHAT
HE'S LOOKING FOR.
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HEY, OPE, FINISH THIS
FOR ME, WILL YOU?
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OH, SURE.
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CAN I HELP
YOU, MISTER?
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NO. NO, THANKS.
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I KIND OF GET THE IDEA
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YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING.
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YEAH, I'M LOOKING
AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR?
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I'M THINKING ABOUT
BUYING THIS STATION.
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BUY... BUYING IT?
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
IT'S FOR SALE?
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YOUR BOSS TOLD ME.
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HE WHAT?
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THE STATION'S FOR SALE.
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THIS STATION'S FOR SALE?
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YEAH, THIS STATION.
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WELL, I'LL...
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WALLY'S SELLING THE STATION.
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WELL, I'LL BE...
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
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WELL, HE NEVER TOLD ME A WORD.
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WELL, THAT BEATS ANYTHING
I EVER HEARD OF.
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YOU'RE ALL READY
TO GO, MISTER.
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OH, THANKS, KID.
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THE LEAST HE COULD OF DONE
WAS TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO ME?
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WELL, IF I DO DECIDE
TO TAKE OVER THE STATION
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I'LL GIVE YOU
PLENTY OF NOTICE
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SO YOU CAN FIND
YOURSELF ANOTHER JOB. HERE.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
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I BEEN WORKING FOR WALLY
FOR ALL THIS TIME
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AND HE DON'T TELL ME
A THING ABOUT IT.
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WELL, I'LL JUST BE.
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MAYBE IT'S NOT TRUE.
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WE'LL JUST FIND OUT
FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH.
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HELLO, SARAH.
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GET ME WALLY.
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KICK A MAN
OUT IN THE SNOW
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AND NOT TELL HIM
ONE THING ABOUT IT.
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HELLO, WALLY.
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I JUST HEARD THE NEWS
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ABOUT YOU FIXIN'
TO SELL THE STATION.
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UH-HUH. WELL, YOU
MIGHTY RIGHT I'M MAD.
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WELL, I BEEN
WORKING FOR YOU
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FOR ELEVEN AND
THREE-QUARTER YEARS.
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NOW, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO ABOUT A JOB?
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WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
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I WASN'T INTERESTED
IN BUYING THE STATION?
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UH
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UH-HUH. YEAH.
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WELL, I'LL JUST
GET BACK TO YOU.
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YOU GOING TO BUY
THE STATION, GOOB?
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WELL, WALLY SAYS
IF I CAN RAISE THE CASH
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HE'S GIVING ME
FIRST REFUSAL.
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HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
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TODAY YOU
JUST WORK HERE
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AND TOMORROW
YOU'LL BE THE BOSS.
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HUH? YEAH. YEAH!
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I NEVER BEEN
A BOSS BEFORE.
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IS IT HARD?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, BEFORE I TAKE
A STEP LIKE THIS
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IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA
TO GO TO TOWN
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AND TALK TO ONE OR TWO
OF THE LEADING BUSINESSMEN.
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"BOSS."
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COME ON.
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COME ON OUT OF THERE.
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COME ON OUT
OR I'M COMING IN TO GET YOU.
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COME ON. COME ON.
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EMMETT?
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WHAT?
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OVER HERE.
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OH! HI, ANDY.
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HI.
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HOW YOU COMING?
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WELL, I... I HAVEN'T
GOT HIM OUT YET.
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I CAN SEE HIM, THOUGH.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT
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A REAL SHARP-LOOKING
BIRD, ANDY.
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OH, THANKS.
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KEEPS GOOD TIME.
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YEAH.
KEEPS GOOD TIME.
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BUT I JUST CAN'T
GET THE BIRD OUT.
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HEY, FELLAS.
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OH, HI, GOOB.
HI, GOOB.
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EMMETT, YOU BEEN
IN BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF
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A LONG TIME, AIN'T YOU?
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38 YEARS.
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YOU LIKE IT OKAY?
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WELL, GOOB,
IF YOU'RE BORN
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WITH THE QUALITIES
OF LEADERSHIP
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IT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO FLY.
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WHY ALL
THE QUESTIONS?
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ANDY, I SUPPOSE THERE'S CHANGES
IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE, HUH?
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I MEAN, IN HIS
BUSINESS LIFE
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THINGS AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO STAY THE SAME.
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OH. OH. OH, WELL, NO.
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I MEAN, RIGHT HERE
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FLOYD DECIDES
HE'S GOT ENOUGH MONEY
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AND WANTS TO RETIRE,
EMMETT MOVES RIGHT IN.
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YEP. I DECIDED
TO STOP OPERATING
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IN MY OWN HOUSE
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AND MOVE RIGHT HERE
INTO MIDTOWN.
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I GOT A CHANCE
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TO BUY THE FILLING
STATION FROM WALLY
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AND I'M JUST
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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IF I CAN
HANDLE IT OKAY.
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THE EXECUTIVE PART.
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YEAH. I'M PRACTICALLY
RUNNING THE STATION NOW.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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STILL, THAT'S NOT THE SAME
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AS BEING THE BOSS.
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IT'S A CHALLENGE, GOOBER,
GOING FROM EMPLOYEE TO MR. BIG.
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BUT I KNOW
I COULD HANDLE IT.
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WELL, MAYBE.
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I KNOW I COULD.
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I'M GETTING
EXCITED ALREADY.
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EXECUTIVES GET
EXCITED, DON'T THEY?
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OH, YEAH.
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ALL THE TIME.
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WELL, I'M GOING
OVER TO THE BANK
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AND SEE IF I CAN BORROW
THE REST OF THE MONEY I NEED.
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$2,000, EH, GOOBER?
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YES, SIR.
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WELL, WE CERTAINLY
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LIKE TO ENCOURAGE
THE SMALL BUSINESSMAN.
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WHAT'RE YOU GONNA PUT
UP FOR COLLATERAL?
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HOW'S THAT?
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COLLATERAL. SECURITIES.
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YOU SEE, GOOBER,
BEFORE I CAN GIVE YOU $2,000
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TO MAKE YOUR DOWN PAYMENT
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YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE ME
WITH A GUARANTEE OF $2,000
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OF UNENCUMBERED ASSETS.
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WELL, I AIN'T
FOLLOWING YOU TOO GOOD
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BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I CAN'T BORROW THE MONEY
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UNTIL I PROVE I DON'T NEED NONE.
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WELL, I GOT TO PROTECT THE BANK.
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YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT,
CAN'T YOU?
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YOU SAID YOU WAS HERE
TO ENCOURAGE THE BUSINESSMAN.
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HOW COME
I DON'T FEEL ENCOURAGED?
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GOOBER,
I'LL BE VERY FRANK WITH YOU.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
I CAN GIVE YOU A LOAN.
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COSIGNERS, HUH?
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YEAH.
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I GOT TO MAKE
A HOUSE CALL.
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WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU WAS THE FELLERS
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THAT TOLD ME
I'D DO ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, NOW... NOW, WAIT,
UH... GOOB. WAIT. WAIT.
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UH... SEE, YOU SAID
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THAT YOU WOULD
DO ALL RIGHT
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ANDAGREED
THAT MAYBE...
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MAYBE YOU WOULD.
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BUT CO-SIGNING
A $2,000 NOTE--
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THAT'S A LOT
OF MONEY.
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I'M NOT... I'M NOT
PLEADING POVERTY,
YOU UNDERSTAND
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BUT I AM JUST
A SALARIED MAN.
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WELL, I DON'T THINK
YOU'D BE TAKING NO GAMBLE.
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UH...
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UH... GOOBER...
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AS ONE WITH EXPERIENCE
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I'VE SAID TO MYSELF
A THOUSAND TIMES-- I'VE SAID
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"EMMETT, WHY DON'T YOU
FORGET BIG BUSINESS?
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"WHY DON'T YOU PULL OUT
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WHILE YOU'VE STILL
GOT YOUR HEALTH?"
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I'VE SAID IT
A THOUSAND TIMES.
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WELL... UH...
I REALLY SHOULD
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BE MAKING
THAT HOUSE CALL.
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FINE FRIENDS.
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IT'S GOT
NOTHING TO DO
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WITH FRIENDSHIP,
GOOBER.
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I SUPPOSE YOU
BOTH KNOW THAT
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IF SOMEBODY ELSE BUYS
THAT FILLING STATION
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I WON'T HAVE NO JOB.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO
NOTHIN' EXCEPT FIX CARS.
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I SPENT MY WHOLE CAREER
IN THE AUTOMOTIVE FIELD.
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YEAH, BUT, GOOB, SEE...
YOU... YOU'VE NEVER...
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
A BOSS BEFORE.
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WELL, THERE'S A FIRST
FOR EVERYBODY.
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UH... UH... YEAH.
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WELL...
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IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT IT.
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GOOB.
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UM... IF...
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IF YOU DON'T
GET THE COSIGNERS
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YOU DON'T GET THE STATION
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AND IF YOU DON'T
GET THE STATION
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YOU'RE OUT OF A JOB.
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THAT'S IT.
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UH... EMMETT... UH...
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IF, UH... IF WE WERE TO...
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TO BOTH CO-SIGN THAT
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IT WOULDN'T BE
ACTUAL CASH
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AND I DON'T THINK
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WE'D BE TAKING
TOO MUCH OF A GAMBLE
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BECAUSE THE PLACE HAS
BEEN A MONEYMAKER FOR YEARS.
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WELL, YEAH, BUT...
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HEY, HEY, ANDY... ANDY...
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I COULD HAVE THE LOAN
PAID BACK IN NO TIME
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AND I COULD THROW YOU
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ALL MY ELECTRICAL
AND IGNITION WORK.
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WELL...
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WHAT... WHAT
DO YOU SAY, EMMETT?
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WELL...
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HEY, THANKS, EMMETT.
THANKS, ANDY.
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I NEVER WANT
TO BE ASSOCIATED
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WITH TWO NICER COSIGNERS.
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YOU LIKE THE SIGN?
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YEAH, I DO, GOOB.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE OFF AND RUNNING.
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00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,366
BEING AN EXECUTIVE
243
00:09:43,398 --> 00:09:45,771
I DECIDED TO WEAR MY SUIT
FOR THE FIRST DAY.
244
00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:47,374
REAL IMPRESSIVE.
245
00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:49,779
I GOT GEORGE, THERE,
WORKING FOR ME NOW.
246
00:09:49,812 --> 00:09:52,384
GOOB, YOU PUT ON
AN EMPLOYEE ALREADY?
247
00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:53,653
YEAH. YEAH.
248
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,657
WELL, CAN'T YOU
HANDLE IT YOURSELF?
249
00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,560
NO, I'LL BE SO BUSY
WITH BRAINWORK.
250
00:09:57,593 --> 00:09:59,564
CAN I STILL BRING MY
BIKE IN HERE, GOOBER?
251
00:09:59,597 --> 00:10:00,868
WELL, SURE THING, OPE.
252
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,907
POLICY ON BICYCLES
AIN'T BEEN CHANGED ONE BIT.
253
00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,577
"FREE AIR WITH A SMILE."
254
00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:07,414
THAT'S A MOTTO I MADE UP.
255
00:10:07,446 --> 00:10:08,984
GOOD, GOOB.
256
00:10:09,016 --> 00:10:10,788
MADE UP ANOTHER MOTTO, TOO:
257
00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,725
"FREE WATER WITH A SMILE."
258
00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:14,729
FINE, GOOB. KEEP
UP THE GOOD WILL.
259
00:10:14,761 --> 00:10:15,863
GOT ANOTHER ONE:
260
00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:17,802
"THE ONLY THING
WE DON'T WIPE CLEAN
261
00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:19,370
IS THE SMILE ON OUR FACES."
262
00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:22,443
THIS IS GOING
TO BE A JOLLY
PLACE, ALL RIGHT.
263
00:10:22,477 --> 00:10:24,415
I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW
THAT I EXPECT
264
00:10:24,447 --> 00:10:27,287
TO MAINTAIN THE SAME FINE
SERVICE YOU BEEN USED TO.
265
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:28,623
"ON THE BALL ALL THE TIME."
266
00:10:28,656 --> 00:10:30,693
THAT'S VERY GOOD, GOOB.
267
00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:33,967
COULD I HAVE THE HONOR
OF BEING THE FIRST CUSTOMER
268
00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:35,537
UNDER THE NEW MANAGEMENT?
269
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:36,773
WELL, YES.
270
00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:37,808
FILL HER UP.
271
00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:40,579
RIGHT, COSIGNER.
272
00:10:40,612 --> 00:10:44,054
GEORGE, SHERIFF TAYLOR
WANTS A TANKFUL.
273
00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:45,522
OKAY.
274
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,793
GEORGE, GEORGE.
275
00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:48,463
HUH? OH.
276
00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:49,799
WE'RE GOING
TO SALUTE HERE
277
00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:51,735
LIKE THEY DO
ON THEM TV COMMERCIALS.
278
00:10:51,769 --> 00:10:53,605
OH. GOOD, GOOB.
279
00:10:53,638 --> 00:10:55,009
WELL, PUMP AWAY, GEORGE.
280
00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:20,492
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
281
00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:23,498
WELL, I BEEN SO BUSY
WITH MY EXECUTIVE WORK
282
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,801
I FORGOT TO ORDER GAS.
283
00:11:43,739 --> 00:11:45,141
HEY, GOOB.
284
00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:46,745
OPE.
285
00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:48,816
I BROUGHT THE SPACE PHANTOM
AND SPIDER-MAN.
286
00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:50,553
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO TRADE?
287
00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,958
WELL, SORRY, OPE,
MY FICTION READING'S OVER.
288
00:11:52,992 --> 00:11:55,228
GOT TO CONCENTRATE
ON DEEP READING ONLY.
289
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:58,135
NATION'S INDUSTRY--
I'M PART OF IT NOW.
290
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:00,573
OH. DID YOU ORDER
THE GAS YET?
291
00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:01,441
WELL, IT'S COMING.
292
00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:03,947
SURE, GOOB.
IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY.
293
00:12:03,979 --> 00:12:06,485
WELL, YEAH,
YOU OUGHT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENS
294
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:07,955
TO SOME FELLERS IN INDUSTRY.
295
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,891
YOU EVER HEAR
OF BERNARD HODLING
296
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,895
PRESIDENT OF
CONSOLIDATED MOTORS?
297
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,097
NO.
298
00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:15,771
THE FIRST YEAR
HE WAS PRESIDENT
299
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,741
THE COMPANY LOST
$17 MILLION.
300
00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:19,610
HOW DO YOU LOSE
THAT MUCH?
301
00:12:19,645 --> 00:12:21,614
LET ME SEE.
302
00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:25,858
HOW'D HE LOSE IT, GOOB?
303
00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:28,663
WELL, HE WAS WORKING THERE
AND THEY MADE HIM THE BOSS
304
00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:30,131
AND HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
305
00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:34,541
WELL, WHAT'S $17 MILLION?
306
00:12:37,647 --> 00:12:40,318
"THE PRESSURES OF RUNNING AN..."
WHAT'S THAT WORD?
307
00:12:40,351 --> 00:12:42,290
"ORGANIZATION."
308
00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:44,995
"ORGANIZATION SOON LED TO A..."
309
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:46,599
WHAT'S THAT WORD?
310
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,636
"DETERIORATION."
311
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,973
"DETERIORATION
IN MR. HODLING'S HEALTH.
312
00:12:51,007 --> 00:12:52,812
HE STARTED GETTING..."
313
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:54,180
WHAT KIND OF HEADACHES?
314
00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:59,324
UH... "MIGRAINE HEADACHES
315
00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:01,561
"WHICH FURTHER IMPAIRED
HIS EFFICIENCY
316
00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:04,668
AND MADE IT DIFFICULT
FOR HIM TO MAKE DECISIONS."
317
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,807
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL GET
ANY HEADACHES, GOOB.
318
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:17,694
"I FRANKLY ADMIT,
AT AGE 36..."
319
00:13:17,726 --> 00:13:19,665
WELL, I'M 36.
320
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,233
"I WAS NOT FULLY PREPARED
321
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,842
TO TAKE OVER THE PRESIDENCY
OF THIS COMPANY."
322
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,144
WONDER HOW
HE GOT THE JOB?
323
00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:28,115
HIS DADDY DIED.
324
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:29,818
I TELL YOU, OPE
325
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,389
THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURE
BEING IN BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF.
326
00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:34,394
YEAH. I GUESS.
327
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,645
GOOBER?
328
00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:47,721
GIVE ME SOME GAS.
329
00:13:47,754 --> 00:13:50,025
WELL, IT HASN'T COME YET,
EMMETT.
330
00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:51,460
IT HASN'T COME YET?!
331
00:13:51,493 --> 00:13:54,300
WELL, I ORDERED IT,
BUT IT TAKES THREE DAYS.
332
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,871
WELL, I NEED SOME WATER.
333
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,139
YOU GOT ANY OF THAT?
334
00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:58,877
WELL, YES!
335
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:01,681
GOOBER, I DON'T SEE HOW
YOU COULD FORGET TO ORDER GAS
336
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,418
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
337
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,891
WELL, IT COULD HAVE
HAPPENED TO ANYBODY.
338
00:14:05,923 --> 00:14:07,793
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
GOING TO BE ABLE
339
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,429
TO RUN THIS GAS
STATION ALL RIGHT?
340
00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:12,070
IT'S A MATTER OF GETTING
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
341
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:13,304
AND I GUARANTEE
342
00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:15,408
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO START RUNNING SMOOTH.
343
00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:18,347
I TELL YOU...
THERE AIN'T GONNA BE
ANYMORE SLIP-UPS!
344
00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:19,751
NO MORE SLIP-UPS!
345
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,789
I USED TO WORK HERE,
AND NOW I'M THE BOSS
346
00:14:21,822 --> 00:14:22,958
AND I'M 36 YEARS OLD.
347
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,359
PRETTY SOON,
I'M GONNA BE 37
348
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:26,363
AND I DON'T HARDLY
EVER GET HEADACHES!
349
00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:36,318
GEORGE?
350
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:37,420
YEAH?
351
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:39,257
HAVE YOU GOT
ANY ASPIRIN?
352
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,961
NO. GOT A HEADACHE?
353
00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:42,898
WELL, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE MIGRAINE.
354
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,166
IT'S NOTHING.
355
00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:46,404
HEY, GOOBER, I JUST
FINISHED THE VALVE JOB
356
00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:47,572
ON MR. PERKINS' CAR.
357
00:14:47,605 --> 00:14:49,143
WHERE'S THE HEAD GASKET?
358
00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:51,147
OHH...
359
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,483
WELL, I FORGOT
TO ORDER IT.
360
00:14:52,515 --> 00:14:54,454
WELL, MR. PERKINS
IS EXPECTING HIS CAR
361
00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:55,556
THIS AFTERNOON.
362
00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:57,560
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
363
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,430
ME? YOU'RE THE BOSS.
364
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,305
YEAH.
365
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,540
YEAH.
366
00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:11,487
NOW, GOOBER,
IN KEEPING YOUR BOOKS
367
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,227
THERE ARE TWO METHODS
WE CAN USE FOR TAX PURPOSES.
368
00:15:14,259 --> 00:15:15,562
KEEPING MY BOOKS?
369
00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:18,101
YEAH. WE CAN EITHER USE
THE STRAIGHT LINE METHOD
370
00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:19,939
OR THE DECLINING
BALANCE METHOD.
371
00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:21,875
WE CAN GET
AN EXTRA BREAK, YOU SEE
372
00:15:21,909 --> 00:15:24,514
WITH THE DOUBLE DEPRECIATION
OF PLANT AND FIXTURES.
373
00:15:24,546 --> 00:15:27,353
UH-HUH. WHICH ONE DO YOU
THINK'S BEST, HARRY?
374
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:30,058
IT'S UP TO YOU, GOOBER.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
375
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,636
BELIEVE ME, YOU
PUT IN A THIRD PUMP
376
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,408
WITH PREMIUM GASOLINE,
IT'LL DOUBLE YOUR BUSINESS.
377
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,113
IT'S LIKE... WELL, DON'T
ASK ME. ASK DETROIT.
378
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:44,087
ANYTHING OVER SIX CYLINDERS
COMING OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE
379
00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:45,355
NEEDS PREMIUM GASOLINE
380
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:46,925
LIKE A HUNGRY
MAN NEEDS FOOD
381
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,261
LIKE A BABY
NEEDS LOVE...
382
00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:50,968
I DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW
THAT I NEED A THIRD PUMP.
383
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,005
IT'LL INCREASE YOUR
BUSINESS THREE-FOLD.
384
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,409
HERE'S THE WAY
I GOT IT FIGURED...
UH, LOOK...
385
00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:59,684
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU
AT THIS INCONVENIENT TIME,
386
00:15:59,716 --> 00:16:01,921
BUT, OF COURSE,
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
387
00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:06,030
YEAH?
388
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:08,234
THE NAME IS MICHAELS,
FRED MICHAELS--
389
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,506
EMBLEM OIL COMPANY,
EL PASO, TEXAS.
390
00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:14,146
I'M HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
DECISION IS ON THAT THIRD PUMP.
391
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,581
THIRD WHAT?
392
00:16:15,615 --> 00:16:18,221
THE PUMP-- THE THIRD PUMP.
YOU'VE ONLY GOT TWO.
393
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:20,358
I DIDN'T KNOW
I HAD THAT MANY.
394
00:16:20,391 --> 00:16:24,334
WELL, I WAS JUST OVER
AT GOOBER'S SERVICE STATION.
395
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:27,239
HE SAID YOU WERE THE TOP
BRAIN IN THE OUTFIT.
396
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:29,144
WELL, I'M NOT
HIS PARTNER.
397
00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:32,449
WELL, YOU'RE HIS COSIGNER,
HIS ADVISER OR SOMETHING.
398
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:34,219
THE THING IS, DO YOU KNOW
399
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,591
THAT HE IS ONLY PUMPING
SUPER AND REGULAR
400
00:16:36,624 --> 00:16:39,130
AND THE BIG DEMAND TODAY
IS FOR PREMIUM?
401
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,268
NOW, DOWN IN EL PASO
402
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,473
WE HAVE OUR FINGER ON
THE PULSE OF THIS THING.
403
00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:45,676
LOOK, MR., UH...
404
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,580
MICHAELS, FRED MICHAELS.
YEAH.
405
00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:49,416
EMBLEM OIL COMPANY,
EL PASO, TEXAS.
406
00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:51,788
I'M VICE PRESIDENT
IN CHARGE OF REGIONAL SALES
407
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,160
FOR NORTHEASTERN
NORTH CAROLINA.
408
00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:55,529
WELL, GOOD, GOOD.
409
00:16:55,562 --> 00:16:58,168
UH, MR. MICHAELS, AS YOU
CAN SEE, MY HEAD'S WET
410
00:16:58,202 --> 00:16:59,670
AND I'M TRYING...
411
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,042
AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH RUNNING THAT STATION.
412
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:05,215
WELL, I UNDERSTAND
ALL THAT, OF COURSE.
413
00:17:05,249 --> 00:17:08,688
MR. PYLE VALUES YOUR OPINION,
YOU SEE... AND I DO, TOO.
414
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,859
THE THING IS,
MY COMPANY HAS CONDUCTED
415
00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:13,597
AN EXTENSIVE SURVEY
OF THE MAYBERRY OIL MARKET.
416
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,304
THAT COULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN TOO LONG.
417
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:17,440
YEAH...
418
00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:19,476
UH, THE THING IS THIS,
MR. TAYLOR:
419
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:22,349
YOU NEED THAT THIRD PUMP,
AND, FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK
420
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:24,719
YOUR ASSOCIATE IS CAPABLE
OF MAKING A DECISION
421
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:25,822
GOOD OR BAD.
422
00:17:29,563 --> 00:17:32,136
YEAH, WELL, ONCE AGAIN,
MR. MICHAELS
423
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:36,443
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH RUNNING THAT STATION.
424
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:40,418
ALL RIGHT.
425
00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:42,290
GOOD DAY, MR. TAYLOR.
426
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:45,729
OH, AND IF I WERE YOU
427
00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:48,367
I WOULDN'T STAND AROUND
DOWN HERE LIKE THAT.
428
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,639
YOU'RE LIABLE TO CATCH COLD.
429
00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:02,162
WELL, MY GROSS IS OFF 40%,
BUT I FIGURE IT'S SEASONAL.
430
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:03,798
40%?
431
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,504
WELL, YES.
432
00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:08,542
GOOBER, UH, LISTEN
433
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:10,679
THAT FELLA YOU SENT
OVER TO MY HOUSE
434
00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:12,483
FROM THE
EMBLEM OIL COMPANY...
435
00:18:12,516 --> 00:18:14,687
I DIDN'T KNOW IF I
NEEDED A THIRD PUMP
436
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,693
SO I FIGURED TWO HEADS IS
BETTER THAN ONE DECIDING.
437
00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:19,529
WELL, GOOBER,
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
438
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,965
ABOUT
THE GASOLINE BUSINESS.
439
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,238
I'M GONNA DO A LOT
OF THINKING ABOUT IT.
440
00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:25,007
I DON'T KNOW WHEN
I'M GONNA FIND TIME.
441
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,910
I GOT SO MANY THINGS
TO THINK ABOUT.
442
00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:28,481
UH-HUH.
443
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:32,756
WHERE'S, UH, GEORGE?
444
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,559
GEORGE?
YEAH.
445
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:35,796
HE QUIT.
446
00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:37,465
HE QUIT.
447
00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:43,278
YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?
448
00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:46,884
OH, OH, FINE, FINE.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE HEADACHE.
449
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,723
A MIGRAINE.
IT'S THE SUN.
450
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,300
YEAH.
451
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,544
I'LL SEE YA.
452
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,314
YEAH.
453
00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:11,733
ALL RIGHT, NOW... 3:00.
454
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:12,870
CUCKOO!
455
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,105
UH-HUH.
456
00:19:14,138 --> 00:19:15,741
CUCKOO!
457
00:19:15,776 --> 00:19:17,579
ONE MORE TIME. COME ON.
458
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:19,884
CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
459
00:19:22,522 --> 00:19:23,825
Andy:
EMMETT!
460
00:19:26,129 --> 00:19:27,900
NOW YOU MADE ME
BREAK THAT IRON.
461
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,469
I'M SORRY.
462
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:32,510
LISTEN, I WAS JUST OVER
TO THE SERVICE STATION
463
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:35,715
AND IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
GOOBER'S GONNA MAKE IT.
464
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,585
I TOLD YOU!
I TOLD YOU SO!
465
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,821
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
466
00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:40,156
NOW I'M OUT $1,000.
467
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,662
LISTEN, I'M SORRY I GOT YOU
TO CO-SIGN THE NOTE.
468
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:44,097
I'M SORRY
469
00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:46,638
BUT NOW WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM
OF WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
470
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:49,410
I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE
$1,000 ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN.
471
00:19:49,444 --> 00:19:50,512
SURE, SURE, SURE.
472
00:19:50,546 --> 00:19:52,014
I CAN'T!
473
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:55,087
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE
GOOBER GO DOWN THE DRAIN
474
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,857
SO I WAS THINKING.
475
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,897
MAYBE IF WE COULD GET HIM
TO SELL THE STATION NOW
476
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,034
HE COULD GET BACK
WHAT HE'S GOT IN IT.
477
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,638
AND GET US OFF THE HOOK?
478
00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:08,145
I SUPPOSE THAT'S ONE WAY
OF LOOKING AT IT.
479
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,050
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
OF LOOKING AT IT.
480
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,089
WELL, SHALL WE GO?
481
00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:25,848
ARE YOU STILL READING
THAT STUFF?
482
00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:29,557
I CAN'T STAND
TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE.
483
00:20:29,589 --> 00:20:32,061
GOOB, WE DIDN'T FINISH
READING ABOUT THAT MAN.
484
00:20:32,093 --> 00:20:33,731
YOU OUGHT TO HEAR THIS.
485
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,134
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR NO MORE.
486
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,606
HE PROBABLY JUMPED OFF
A BRIDGE OR SOMETHING.
487
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,579
NO, THE YEAR AFTER
HE LOST $17 MILLION
488
00:20:40,612 --> 00:20:41,981
HE MADE BACK $22 MILLION.
489
00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:43,050
HE DID?
490
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,919
YEAH. LISTEN TO THIS.
491
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,760
"I IMMEDIATELY REALIZED
THAT IF I WAS TO SURVIVE
492
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,664
"AS HEAD OF
CONSOLIDATED MOTORS
493
00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:51,267
"I HAD TO MAKE
MY OWN DECISIONS--
494
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:52,969
"RIGHT OR WRONG--
495
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,676
AND TRUST THAT MY JUDGMENT
WAS CORRECT IN MOST CASES."
496
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:56,810
HE SAID THAT?
497
00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:57,879
YEAH.
498
00:20:57,912 --> 00:20:59,247
"I KNEW
THAT INDECISION
499
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,721
"AND LACK OF CONFIDENCE
IN MY OWN ABILITY
500
00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:02,522
COULD SOON
SPELL DISASTER."
501
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,594
HMM.
502
00:21:04,627 --> 00:21:06,630
"I REASONED THAT IF
I WAS PUT IN CHARGE
503
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:07,900
"OF CONSOLIDATED MOTORS
504
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,003
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
BECAUSE I WAS QUALIFIED."
505
00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:11,306
HMM.
506
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,043
YOU KNOW, GOOB,
I WAS THINKING.
507
00:21:13,075 --> 00:21:15,246
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT MIGHT
HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU
508
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:17,051
WHEN YOU FIRST
BECAME BOSS HERE.
509
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,588
YOU DIDN'T TRUST YOURSELF.
510
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:19,823
I DIDN'T?
511
00:21:19,857 --> 00:21:21,861
NO. YOU WERE TRYING
TO GET EVERYBODY ELSE
512
00:21:21,893 --> 00:21:23,262
TO MAKE UP
YOUR MIND FOR YOU
513
00:21:23,297 --> 00:21:26,069
BECAUSE YOU WERE SCARED
YOU MIGHT MAKE A MISTAKE.
514
00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:27,740
YEAH.
515
00:21:27,772 --> 00:21:30,612
AFTER ALL, YOU RAN THE STATION
REAL GOOD FOR 11 YEARS.
516
00:21:30,646 --> 00:21:31,748
11 AND THREE-QUARTERS.
517
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:32,883
YEAH.
518
00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:34,819
I DON'T SEE WHY
YOU COULDN'T BE
519
00:21:34,854 --> 00:21:37,023
THE BEST OWNER
THIS STATION EVER HAD.
520
00:21:37,057 --> 00:21:38,226
YEAH!
521
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:40,130
READ ME WHAT THAT MAN
SAID AGAIN.
522
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,600
OH.
523
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,407
"I IMMEDIATELY REALIZED
THAT IF I WAS TO SURVIVE
524
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,211
"AS HEAD OF
CONSOLIDATED MOTORS
525
00:21:47,244 --> 00:21:49,047
"I HAD TO MAKE
MY OWN DECISIONS--
526
00:21:49,081 --> 00:21:50,686
"RIGHT OR WRONG--
527
00:21:50,719 --> 00:21:53,256
AND TRUST THAT MY JUDGMENT
WAS CORRECT IN MOST CASES."
528
00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:06,383
YOU WANT TO TELL HIM
OR SHALL I?
529
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:08,286
MAYBE I BETTER.
530
00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:10,925
ANDY! HI, EMMETT.
531
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,730
THE GAS COME.
YOU WANT SOME?
532
00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:15,234
UH, NO THANKS, GOOB.
I'LL JUST GET
YOUR WINDSHIELD.
533
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:18,775
I'LL HOP RIGHT TO THAT.
EXCUSE ME.
534
00:22:18,807 --> 00:22:20,746
GOOBER, WHAT WE WANT
TO TALK TO YOU...
535
00:22:20,779 --> 00:22:22,850
EXCUSE ME, EMMETT.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE?
536
00:22:22,882 --> 00:22:25,387
I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT THIRD
PUMP, AND IT'S OUT.
537
00:22:25,421 --> 00:22:27,323
NO NEED FOR
A THIRD PUMP AROUND HERE.
538
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,195
WE'LL DO FINE
WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT.
539
00:22:29,228 --> 00:22:31,266
WELL, GOOD, GOOB.
540
00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:33,738
WE'RE SELLING SERVICE.
WANT ME TO CHECK YOUR BATTERY?
541
00:22:33,772 --> 00:22:34,939
UH, WELL...
542
00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:36,342
HEY, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING ELSE?
543
00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:39,181
ME AND OPIE'S BEEN DISCUSSING
MY BOOKKEEPING SYSTEM.
544
00:22:39,215 --> 00:22:41,821
WE'RE GONNA USE THE
DECLINING BALANCE SYSTEM.
545
00:22:41,854 --> 00:22:44,894
WELL, HOW DID YOU COME
TO THAT DECISION?
546
00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:46,061
TELL HIM, OPE.
547
00:22:46,095 --> 00:22:47,432
WE LIKED THE SOUND
OF IT BETTER.
548
00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:12,448
HELLO, EMMETT.
549
00:23:12,481 --> 00:23:13,951
HELLO, ANDY.
550
00:23:13,984 --> 00:23:16,858
HERE IT IS,
ALL FIXED FOR YOU.
551
00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,529
OHH.
YOU LICKED IT.
552
00:23:19,562 --> 00:23:21,198
SURE, ONCE I WAS ABLE
553
00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,436
TO GET MY MIND OFF THE
GAS STATION AND CONCENTRATE,
554
00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:25,073
I LICKED IT.
555
00:23:25,107 --> 00:23:27,913
WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S JUST GREAT.
556
00:23:27,945 --> 00:23:30,249
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED
TO POINT OUT TO AUNT BEE
557
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,955
BEFORE YOU GIVE IT TO HER,
THOUGH-- I GOT A LIST HERE.
558
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:35,962
WHEN IT CUCKOOS THREE TIMES,
IT'S 2:00.
559
00:23:35,996 --> 00:23:38,299
AND AT 3:00, IT'LL SING
ABOUT FIVE TIMES.
560
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,303
AND AT 4:00,
IT'LL CUCKOO TWICE.
561
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:43,376
IF YOU MEMORIZE THIS LIST,
YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
562
00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:46,617
OH, FINE.
THAT'S JUST FINE.
563
00:23:46,649 --> 00:23:51,460
HA HA.
WHAT?
564
00:23:51,493 --> 00:23:53,965
I JUST HAD A VISIT FROM THE
COLLECTOR OF INTERNAL REVENUE.
565
00:23:53,998 --> 00:23:55,969
TROUBLE?
UP TO MY EARS.
566
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,073
OWE THEM $150 IN TAXES.
567
00:23:58,105 --> 00:23:59,543
WHAT YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
568
00:23:59,576 --> 00:24:01,612
WELL, THE OTHER DAY,
I WAS JUST A LOWLY MECHANIC.
569
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:02,882
AND TODAY THE MOST POWERFUL
GOVERNMENT IN THE WORLD
570
00:24:02,882 --> 00:24:05,186
IS THREATENING TO SUE ME.
571
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:07,659
OH. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
GOOBER.
572
00:24:07,691 --> 00:24:09,228
YOU'VE GOT IT MADE.
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