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IT SAYS HERE THAT A FELLA CAN LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

WHILE THEY SLEEP JUST BY LISTENING TO RECORDS.

YOU SUPPOSE THAT'S ON THE LEVEL, HOWARD?

OH, YEAH, SURE.

IT'S KNOWN THAT THE MIND NEVER SLEEPS,

AND BY PLAYING A RECORD OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

THE UNCONSCIOUS ABSORBS THE WORDS.

WELL, IT WOULDN'T WORK FOR ME. WHY?

I DON'T HAVE A RECORD PLAYER.

YOU THINKING ABOUT LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, GOOB?

YEAH, SWEDISH.

SWEDISH? WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THAT?

WELL, A FELLA COME IN ONCE FOR GAS,

AND HE ONLY SPOKE SWEDISH.

OH.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE, IF HE EVER COME BACK IN AGAIN,

THAT I COULD ANSWER HIM IN HIS NATIVE TONGUE.

MM-HMM.

HUH.

YEAH.

WELL, WHATEVER LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS,

I'M READY TO LEARN IT.

HEY, LOOK.

SHE'S GOING INTO BOYSINGER'S BAKERY.

OH, YEAH, I BET SHE'S GOING TO WORK THERE.

MR. BOYSINGER SAID HE HAD

A NEW GIRL COMING IN FROM MT. PILOT.

HEY, ANDY, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME

YOU HAD A CREAM BUN?

OH...

ME, TOO, YOU KNOW

AND I GOT A REAL CRAVING FOR A CREAM BUN RIGHT NOW.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

IT'S A LITTLE CLOSE TO LUNCH, HOWARD.

OH, IT'S MY TREAT, ANDY.

OH, I DON'T KNOW...

AW, COME ON, ANDY.

IT'S MY TREAT, MY TREAT.

OKAY.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO STAND IN BETWEEN YOU AND...

A CREAM BUN.

WELL, GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU, GOOBER?

I GOT TO GO TO WORK BUT YOU OWE ME ONE.

RIGHT.

COME ON, ANDY.

GOOD MORNING.

HELLO, MILLIE.

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?

I DON'T THINK I'M WANTED FOR ANYTHING.

I READ YOUR MILLIE PIN.

OH... THAT ISN'T FAIR.

ALL YOUR PIN SAYS IS "SHERIFF."

OH, ANDY TAYLOR.

HI, SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.

HELLO.

OH, THIS IS

OUR COUNTY CLERK, HOWARD SPRAGUE.

OH.

HOWARD, SAY HELLO TO MILLIE.

HELLO.

HELLO.

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

OH, WELL, ANDY HERE

HAS A REAL CRAVING FOR A CREAM BUN.

RIGHT, ANDY?

YES, I DO.

OH, I'M SORRY, MR. BOYSINGER DIDN'T BAKE THE CREAM BUNS YET.

WHAT ABOUT A CINNAMON ROLL, OR A LADY FINGER?

I KNOW.

WHAT ABOUT A NICE RUM CAKE, SHERIFF?

OH, I DON'T KNOW-- IT'S A LITTLE EARLY

IN THE DAY FOR THAT.

WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ALCOHOLIC CONTENT

OF RUM CAKE'S VERY NEGLIGIBLE, ANDY.

WELL, HOWARD, IF, UH, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE

YOUR CHANCES WITH RUM CAKE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

NICE SEEING YOU, MILLIE.

COME AGAIN, SHERIFF.

HEY, UH... HOWARD

WHEN YOU COME OUT OF HERE

YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO WALK A CHALK LINE.

AW...

THAT'S A REAL NICE SHERIFF.

YES, YES.

YES, HE IS.

WE IN MAYBERRY FEEL VERY FORTUNATE

TO HAVE A MAN OF HIS CALIBER.

OH, YOU SHOULD.

WE DO.

HOW DO YOU LIKE MAYBERRY?

OH, FINE.

WHAT LITTLE I'VE SEEN OF IT.

EVERYBODY SEEMS VERY FRIENDLY.

WELL, IT MUST SEEM KIND OF TAME TO YOU, AFTER MT. PILOT.

I HEAR THAT'S KIND OF A LIVE TOWN.

OH, I-I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK WHAT A TOWN IS DEPENDS ON THE PEOPLE.

DON'T YOU?

YEAH. I SUPPOSE SO.

WELL, I HAVE TO BE GOING NOW.

WHEELS OF COMMERCE, YOU KNOW.

BYE.

BYE.

OH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR RUM CAKE?

OH, WELL, ACTUALLY IT'S SO CLOSE TO LUNCH

THAT I THINK I'LL JUST PASS.

OH.

MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME.

WHERE'S A GOOD PLACE TO EAT?

WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH CHOICE, ACTUALLY.

MOST OF US EAT AT THE DINER.

WELL, IF THE DINER'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MOST OF YOU

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

DO I NEED A RESERVATION?

NOT IF YOU GO EARLY. TH-THAT'S WHAT I DO.

MAYBE WE COULD GO EARLY TOGETHER.

HOWARD...

I THINK THAT'S VERY FRIENDLY.

WELL...

FINISHED YOUR WORK?

YEAH, JUST A LITTLE CATCHING UP.

WANT TO GO TO THE SHOW?

GEE... I DON'T THINK SO, GOOBER.

HOWARD'S TAKING MILLIE TO THE SHOW.

OH, REALLY?

HE'S MOVING RIGHT IN ON THAT SITUATION, ISN'T HE?

ONCE THEM BASHFUL FELLERS GET STARTED, THEY'RE TIGERS.

YEAH. THAT HOWARD.

THAT NEVER WAS YOUR PROBLEM, I GUESS.

BEING SHY AROUND GIRLS.

NO.

HUH. EXCEPT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

WHEN I TAKE OUT ONE OF THEM GIRLS FROM THE SOFTBALL TEAM

THEY THINK THEY'RE SO MUCH.

YEAH.

BOY.

ME AND HOWARD'S DOUBLE-DATING TOMORROW NIGHT.

NO KIDDING? THAT OUGHT TO BE NICE.

WE'RE GOING IN HOWARD'S CAR.

I'M GOING WITH GLORIA. YOU KNOW GLORIA?

YEAH.

WE'RE GOING TO MYERS' LAKE.

OH.

GLORIA WON'T GO WITH ME IN THE TRUCK.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE

GOING IN HOWARD'S CAR.

WELL, HOWARD'S GOT THE CAR FOR MYERS' LAKE ALL RIGHT.

YEAH. EIGHT CYLINDERS.

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A GAL NAMED MILLIE HUTCHINS.

SHE'S ONLY BEEN IN TOWN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND HER?

SHE WENT TO THE SHOW TONIGHT.

THAT ONE DOWN THERE?

THAT'S THE ONLY ONE.

THANKS.

WHAT DO YOU FIGURE HE WANTS TO SEE HER ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

THANK YOU.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL

A THREE-HANDKERCHIEF PICTURE.

DIDN'T YOU THINK THE ENDING WAS JUST WONDERFUL?

OH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT...

WELL, I JUST WISH SHE HADN'T KILLED HERSELF.

BUT WHAT ELSE COULD SHE HAVE DONE?

REMEMBER HER SWEETHEART WAS ALREADY DEAD.

WELL, SHE COULD HAVE GONE BACK TO THE BARON.

OH, HOWARD...

HEY, MIL!

HELLO, CLYDE.

HI, MIL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAYBERRY?

PUTTING A SEWER LINE IN FOR A FELLA.

THAT'S NICE.

LIKE TO SEE YOU WHILE I'M IN TOWN, MIL.

WELL, HOWARD, THIS IS CLYDE PLAUNT.

HOWARD SPRAGUE.

HI. YEAH?

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT, MIL?

I'M SORRY, CLYDE

BUT I'M TIED UP TOMORROW NIGHT.

OH?

BUT STOP BY THE BAKERY

BEFORE YOU LEAVE AND SAY GOODBYE.

THANKS.

GOODBYE, CLYDE.

VERY NICE MEETING YOU, CLYDE.

OH, YEAH?

I'M SORRY, HOWARD.

FOR WHAT?

WELL, CLYDE.

WELL, HE SEEMED

LIKE A VERY NICE SORT OF A CHAP.

REALLY?

'COURSE I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER WARM UP TO HIM.

UH... IS...

IS HE A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS?

WELL... HE-HE WAS.

I USED TO GO WITH HIM IN MT. PILOT

BUT, WELL, HE CAN'T GET IT THROUGH HIS HEAD

THAT IT'S ALL OVER.

WELL, IT... WOULDN'T BE EASY

TO GIVE UP A GIRL LIKE YOU.

WELL, SHALL WE, UH...

STOP AT THE DINER AND HAVE A BITE?

MM-HMM.

WONDERFUL.

HI, THERE.

OH, YOU'RE CLYDE...

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU --

YOU CAN STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL.

YOUR GIRL?

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, MILLIE TOLD ME IT WAS OVER.

SHE'S WRONG.

I HAVE A PERFECT RIGHT...

YOU'RE WRONG.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO COMPLETE A SENTENCE.

LOOK, ACE, YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING

A LOT OF OTHER GUYS HAVEN'T TOLD ME IN THE PAST

AND I GAVE THEM THE SAME FRIENDLY ADVICE.

AND DID THEY ALL TAKE YOUR ADVICE?

YEAH. SOME RIGHT AWAY

SOME WHEN THEY GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL.

WHY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT.

YOU GOT IT, ACE.

YOU DATE MIL ONE MORE TIME

AND I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU APART.

SARAH, WOULD YOU GET ME BOYSINGER'S BAKERY, PLEASE?

HELLO, MILLIE? IT'S ME -- HOWARD.

UH...ABOUT TONIGHT, MILLIE,

I-I-I'M AFRAID I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.

WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE PRESS OF BUSINESS,

COUNTY AFFAIRS, AND ALL,

AND, WELL, I'M AFRAID I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP MY NOSE

TO THE OLD GRINDSTONE AND...

YEAH, I AM, TOO, MILLIE.

I WILL, YEAH.

GOODBYE.

OH, HI.

HI.

I ALWAYS SAY IT'S A SMALL DINER.

GET YOUR WORK DONE?

YEAH. YEAH, I, UH...

SORT OF KIND OF THOUGHT

I DESERVED A LITTLE COFFEE BREAK.

ME, TOO. I WAS AT THE LIBRARY.

OH.

UM...

IT'S A SHAME TO TIE UP TWO TABLES.

WELL, UH...

YOUR BOOTH OR MINE?

IT DOESN'T MAKE

MUCH DIFFERENCE, I GUESS.

WELL, YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR COFFEE.

THANK YOU.

UH... I-I-I CAN ONLY STAY A MINUTE.

OH, DO YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE?

UH, WELL, NO, BUT...

OH, GOOD. YOU CAN WALK ME HOME.

ALL RIGHT, SHALL WE GO?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY COFFEE?

OH, WELL, HERE'S MINE.

I-I-I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT.

ALL RIGHT

BUT IS THERE ANY SUGAR?

I-I'LL GET YOU SOME.

MAY I BORROW YOUR SUGAR?

YEAH.

OH.

HE'S BRINGING IT.

YOU ASKED FOR IT, AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT.

OH, CLYDE.

HIYA, MIL.

HOW MANY LUMPS DO YOU WANT?

THE SUGAR'S FOR ME.

YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD, ACE.

MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO RUN ALONG HOME.

YOU MIGHT BE COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING.

YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN THE HOSPITAL, NOW, DO YOU?

CLYDE PLAUNT, WILL YOU KINDLY LEAVE US ALONE?

BUG OUT, ACE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, HOWARD.

I'M TRYING TO BE A NICE GUY ABOUT THIS.

JUST IGNORE HIM. HE'LL GO AWAY.

NOT ME-- HE GOES.

AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF HE DOESN'T?

I'M GOING TO HIT HIM.

YEAH?

OH, HI. HI, ANDY!

HI, HOWARD.

CLYDE, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY GOOD FRIEND, ANDY TAYLOR.

SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.

Andy: I BELIEVE WE ALREADY MET.

MISS CRUMP, THIS IS CLYDE PILOT

FROM MT. PLOUNT-- UH, PLAUNT.

HOW DO YOU DO?

YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU TWO FOLKS JOIN US, HUH?

HOWARD, I THOUGHT YOU AND MILLIE AND GOOBER...

NO, NO, WE HAD A CHANGE IN PLANS.

WHY DON'T YOU ALL SIT DOWN HERE RIGHT WITH US, HUH?

YOU LUCKED OUT THIS TIME, ACE

BUT I'M GOING TO CATCH UP WITH YOU

WHEN THAT SHERIFF ISN'T AROUND

AND YOU'LL BE WEARING THAT MUSTACHE

ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

OH, HI, THERE, ANDY.

OH, HI, HOWARD.

WHAT, DID YOU UNDER-SLEEP THIS MORNING?

NO, NO. I JUST THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAWN BREAKIN'.

YOU'VE BEEN HERE THAT LONG?

YEAH. YEAH.

YOU'RE UP KINDA EARLY YOURSELF.

OH, WELL

I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY.

OH, AN EMERGENCY, HUH?

YEAH. SOMEBODY THREW A ROCK THROUGH MRS. FINNEY'S WINDOW.

OH, WELL, I'LL BE.

YEAH. UH, EXCUSE ME.

OH, I'M SORRY.

THERE WE ARE.

SAY, UH, AN-ANDY, WHY DON'T WE

GET OUT OF TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, HUH?

WHY?

WELL, MAYBE DO A LITTLE FISHING.

THE FISHING SEASON'S OVER, HOWARD.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN... OH.

MAYBE WE COULD GO HUNTING.

HUNTIN' SEASON DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER MONTH.

WELL, IT'S GOT TO BE SOME SEASON.

FOOTBALL.

WHY THIS SUDDEN URGE TO TRAVEL, HOWARD?

OH, I... I DON'T KNOW.

TIME OF YEAR, I GUESS, OR...

MAYBE YOU COULD JUST CALL IT WANDERLUST.

OH.

WELL, I CAN'T GO RIGHT NOW.

NOT RIGHT NOW.

WELL, I'D BETTER GET OUT TO MISS FINNEY'S.

OH, HEY, ANDY.

ANDY, HEY.

I-I-I-I'LL GO WITH YA.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA RIDE WAY OUT THERE FOR?

WELL, I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW YOU HANDLE

THE CASE OF THE ROCK THROUGH THE WINDOW.

I KNOW WHO THREW THE ROCK THROUGH THE WINDOW.

YOU DO?

MR. FINNEY.

HE DON'T LIKE HER.

WELL, I KNOW IT'S OLD STUFF TO YOU, ANDY

BUT FOR A LAYMAN LIKE ME IT'S FASCINATING TO SEE

HOW YOU GATHER EVIDENCE AND UNMASK THE GUILTY PARTY.

WELL, HOWARD, YOU SEE...

ANDY, YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DEEP INTEREST IN CRIMINOLOGY

AND I'D SORT OF LIKE TO...

STICK CLOSE TO YOU FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS

AND SEE YOU IN ACTION.

MORNING, ANDY!

HELLO, HOWARD.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW WORRIED I'VE BEEN.

OH?

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I SHAVED ALONE THIS MORNING

AND CAME TO WORK ALL BY MYSELF?

WELL...

NOW, I KNOW SOMETHING'S BOTHERING YOU

AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO TELL ME

WHAT IT IS, BUT I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.

NOW, WHAT IS IT?

OH, I JUST...

UH... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU, ANDY.

EITHER YOU'VE HAD A FIGHT WITH MILLIE

OR TROUBLE WITH HER FRIEND FROM MT. PILOT.

WELL, WHICH IS IT?

HER FRIEND.

HMM.

DID HE THREATEN TO BEAT YOU UP OR SOMETHING?

ANDY, I DON'T KNOW

HOW I'M GOING TO AVOID HIM MUCH LONGER.

WELL, MAYBE AVOIDING HIM ISN'T THE ANSWER.

BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A FIGHT IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO...

TO OPIE ONE TIME

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE FOUND OUT.

HE FOUND OUT THAT...

RUNNING AWAY FROM A PUNCH IN THE NOSE

CAN HURT A LOT WORSE THAN TAKIN' IT.

OH, BUT, ANDY...

SEE, A PUNCH IN THE NOSE DOESN'T...

IT DOESN'T HURT VERY LONG

BUT IF YOU RUN AWAY FROM IT, WELL, YOU MIGHT CARRY THAT

WITH YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

YEAH, I HAVE BEEN PRETTY ASHAMED OF MYSELF

THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS

BUT EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT...

DON'T THINK OF IT.

IT'S LIKE DIVIN' IN A COLD LAKE--

ONCE YOU GET WET IT ISN'T ALL THAT BAD.

I GUESS IT... IT HAS TO BE DONE

UH...

WELL...

WELL, THEN I GUESS...

I GUESS THIS IS IT.

HOWARD, I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR YA.

WHAT ABOUT MYERS' LAKE TONIGHT?

OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

BUT YOU OWE IT TO ME, HOWARD.

YOU REALLY OWE IT TO ME.

GOOBER, YOU SEEN THAT NEW FELLA IN TOWN

THAT'S BEEN KINDA HANGIN' AROUND?

THAT FELLA THAT WAS LOOKIN' FOR MILLIE?

HE'S HANGIN' AROUND DOWN THE STREET.

YOU GOT SOMETHING GOIN' WITH HIM?

YUP.

YOU MEAN, YOU GONNA SLUG IT OUT WITH HIM?

YEAH, I'M GONNA SLUG IT OUT.

MY MIND'S MADE UP.

TAKE MY ADVICE -- LAND THE FIRST ONE.

THAT'S THE WHOLE SECRET TO STREET FIGHTIN'.

HIT 'IM A SHOT IN THE MOUTH AND HE'LL QUIT.

I HADN'T PLANNED JUST WHERE TO HIT HIM YET.

IF YOU GO FOR THE BODY

HE'LL DUCK AND HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE.

HE'LL JAB, JAB, JAB.

THEN YOUR EYES CLOSE AND YOU'RE FINISHED.

ALREADY?

YEAH, SO MAKE THE FIRST LEAP AND WATCH OUT FOR HIS UPPERCUT.

HE CATCHES YOU COMIN' IN HE'S GONNA BREAK YOUR JAW.

THANKS, GOOBER.

ANDY, ANDY, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS THING

BETWEEN HOWARD AND THAT FELLER?

YEAH.

WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO LET IT GO ON?

WELL, GOOBER, A LOT OF FELLAS LIKE THIS CLYDE

JUST TALK A GOOD FIGHT.

I-I'VE SEEN 'EM BEFORE.

WELL, HOWARD HASN'T.

YEAH. WELL, WE'LL STICK CLOSE JUST IN CASE.

CLYDE?

I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR ME.

ALL WEEK, ACE.

ALL WEEK.

WELL, HERE I AM.

Clyde: AND NO SHERIFF.

Howard: THAT'S RIGHT, NO SHERIFF.

I DON'T WANT NOBODY PULLIN' US APART

ONCE WE GET STARTED.

NOW, SHALL WE FIND AN ALLEY AND GET THIS THING OVER WITH?

YEAH.

YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT?

AND ONCE WE GET STARTED WE DON'T STOP

TILL ONE OF US IS STRETCHED OUT, RIGHT?

YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH, SURE... I GUESS.

SAY, ARE YOU AN EX

ARE WE GONNA TALK OR ARE WE GONNA FIGHT?

I'M NOT HERE FOR A LOT OF CHITCHAT.

WE'RE GONNA FIGHT...

BUT NONE OF THAT KARATE STUFF, UNDERSTAND?

OH, NO.

NO, NO. NO RULES, PAL.

ANYTHING GOES.

LET'S GO.

YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST FUNNY.

I MEAN, ALL THIS OVER A DAME.

MILLIE IS NOT A DAME

AND I'M JUST GONNA TEACH THAT TO YOU REAL GOOD, TOO.

AS A MATTER OF FACT

SHE DON'T EVEN MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY

I'M SOILING MY HANDS OVER HER.

ALL RIGHT, YOU, NOW, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

NO, WAIT. JUST A SECOND NOW.

I WAS ONLY KIDDIN' ABOUT ALL THIS.

CAN'T WE FORGET ABOUT IT, PAL?

IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW, CLYDE.

NO, HONEST. I... I WAS JUST KIDDIN'.

LOOK, I'LL SEE YA AROUND, HOWARD.

HEY, BOY, YOU REALLY HANDLED HIM, DIDN'T YA, HOWARD?

GREAT GOING, HOWARD.

HOW 'BOUT TONIGHT?

WHAT?

MYERS' LAKE--

ME 'N' YOU 'N' MILLIE 'N' GLORIA IN YOUR CAR.

OH, WELL, MAYBE.

I'LL CALL HER.

GREAT GOIN', HOWARD.

WHAT DO SAY TO A CREAM BUN, ANDY?

MY TREAT.

WHAT'S A LITTLE COOKIE LIKE YOU

DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE?

WELL, CUPCAKE, I DON'T SEE

ANYTHING IN THERE AS SWEET AS YOU.

PLEASE.

WHY DON'T YOU PACK UP

ONE OF THEM LITTLE BAGS FULL OF JELLY DOUGHNUTS

AND WE'LL TAKE A LITTLE RIDE

OUT BY THE LAKE?

LOOK, LEAVE ME ALONE.

TAKE YOUR CAKE AND GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU CUTTIN' IN?

NO. YOU'RE CUTTIN' OUT.

IS THAT A FACT?

LET ME GIVE YOU SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE, PAL.

RUN ALONG.

WHY SHOULD I?

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T...

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT.

NOW YOU GOT IT, ACE.

OH, HOWARD...!

HOWARD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HOWARD...

IT DOESN'T WORK EVERY TIME, HOWARD.

MORNING, ANDY.

OH.

HI, GOOB.

HEY. DID YOU AND HOWARD GO OUT LAST NIGHT?

YEAH. MYERS' LAKE?

YEAH, YEAH. UH-OH.

HOWARD'S CAR? YEAH.

WHAT KIND OF TIME DID YOU HAVE? FAIR.

"FAIR"? WHAT WENT WRONG?

GLORIA COULDN'T GO.

OH.

OH.

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