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HOW'S MY CAR?

WELL, IT WAS YOUR CARBURETOR

BUT SHE'S FIXED NOW.

OH, GOOD.

SOMETHING WRONG?

I'M DEPRESSED.

ABOUT WHAT?

NO BUSINESS, ANDY.

HERE IT IS THE END OF THE DAY

AND I'VE SOLD A GRAND TOTAL OF 42 GALLONS OF GAS.

IF THINGS DON'T IMPROVE

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A NEW CAREER.

MAYBE IT'S JUST A SLACK PERIOD.

IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL, ANDY. IT'S UNFAIR COMPETITION.

EVERY GAS STATION IN THE AREA

ARE RUNNING CONTESTS GIVING AWAY CASH PRIZES

AND I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THEM.

FLOYD.

WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN IN HERE IN A MONTH.

HMM.

HEY, MAYBE THAT'S A SIGN OF GOOD LUCK.

WELCOME BACK, FLOYD.

HOW MANY?

26 POUNDS ALL AROUND.

YOU MIGHT CHECK THE BATTERY, TOO.

YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT NO GAS?

NO, THANK YOU.

I GOT IT FILLED UP OUT ON THE ROAD.

IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU TO ASK, THOUGH.

JUST AIR IN YOUR TIRES AND CHECK THE BATTERY?

THEY HAD SO MANY CUSTOMERS OVER THERE.

YOU HEAR THIS, ANDY?

THEY RUNNING A CONTEST AT THIS PLACE, FLOYD?

YES. OVER TO EARLIE GILLEY'S.

WONDERFUL CONTEST.

"LINE UP FOR LOOT."

BIG CASH PRIZES.

GOOBER, ARE YOU GOING TO CHECK THESE TIRES OR NOT?

YOU CAN BET I'M NOT.

THAT'S A PRETTY SNIPPY ATTITUDE, I'D SAY.

WHY SHOULD I WHEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY GAS?

GOOD WILL, MY BOY--

FIRST LAW OF GOOD BUSINESS.

NOW, LOOK, FLOYD...

KINDLY REMOVE YOUR HAND FROM THE DOOR OF MY CAR.

I'M LEAVIN'.

WELL, THAT'S THE FINAL STRAW.

WHAT DOES WALLY SAY ABOUT ALL THIS?

HE SAYS IF BUSINESS DON'T PICK UP

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT THE PLACE DOWN.

HE'S THE BOSS.

THAT'D BE AN AWFUL SHAME.

ANDY, I WAS JUST THINKING.

WHY DON'T I START A CONTEST HERE?

WELL, THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO AT ALL.

YEAH, YEAH. I'LL CHECK WITH WALLY

AND SEE IF HE'LL PUT UP THE PRIZE MONEY.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

I TELL YOU, ANDY.

TO SURVIVE IN BUSINESS, YOU GOT TO HAVE BRAINS.

HOW MUCH IS 14 TIMES FIVE?

70.

I WAS KINDA SURE OF IT

BUT TWO HEADS IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN ONE

WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH HIGHER ARITHMETIC.

YEAH.

HOW MUCH DID WALLY SAY HE'D PUT UP FOR THE CONTEST?

$200 IN PRIZE MONEY.

BOY.

WELL, I BETTER BE GETTING ON HOME.

OPE, WE BETTER CHECK THE REST OF THESE PRIZES.

OKAY.

LET'S SEE NOW.

20 MULTIPLIED BY THREE IS... 60.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

YEAH.

THAT FAST?

UH-HUH.

I GUESS THEY TEACH YOU GOOD IN SCHOOL.

YEAH.

DID THEY EVER TEACH YOU THAT IN SCHOOL?

NO.

THAT'S TO MAKE YOUR NUMBERS DARKER WHEN YOU WRITE 'EM DOWN.

YOU MIGHT MENTION THAT TO YOUR TEACHER.

I WILL, GOOBER.

WELL, NOW, WITH THESE FIVE-DOLLAR PRIZES

AND THREE AND TWO, THAT OUGHT TO ADD UP TO $200.

BUT WE BETTER CHECK IT TO BE SURE.

OKAY. OKAY?

NOUGHT, NOUGHT, CARRY THE ONE...

NOUGHT, EXACTLY $200.

HUH? THAT'S RIGHT.

WHATCHA GONNA CALL THE CONTEST, GOOB?

WELL, I WAS GONNA CALL IT "GOOBER'S GUSHER OF GOLD,"

BUT WALLY, BEING THE BOSS, DECIDED IT'D BE

"GRAB BAG FOR CASH."

I LIKE YOURS BETTER.

THANKS.

I BETTER GET THIS LIST TO THE PRINTERS

AND GET THINGS STARTED.

OKAY. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CONTEST.

THANKS, OPE.

THERE YOU ARE.

A LIST OF ALL THE PRIZES.

AND YOU WANT ME TO PRINT LITTLE SLIPS

WITH THE AMOUNTS ON THEM AND STICK THEM IN ENVELOPES?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

AND THEN IN THE ENVELOPES THAT DON'T WIN NOTHING

PRINT UP SLIPS OF PAPER

THAT SAYS "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME."

THAT'S SO THEY'LL COME BACK AND TRY AGAIN.

YEAH, I GOT YOU.

UH, DAY AFTER TOMORROW BE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, FINE. I'LL PICK 'EM UP.

I'LL SEE YOU. OKAY, GOOBER.

SEE YA, JOE.

BYE, GOOB.

HEY, JOE. YEAH.

YOU WANT TO SET UP THE TYPE ON THESE PRIZES?

OKAY.

"TWO DOLLARS, THREE, FIVE..."

HEY, GOOBER'S REALLY GOT A JACKPOT PRIZE HERE.

"$200."

NO KIDDING?

RIGHT THERE.

HUH?

I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD AFFORD TO GIVE AWAY ANYTHING

AS BIG AS THAT-- A $200 PRIZE.

OKAY. GO AHEAD AND PRINT IT ON UP.

WELL, THAT'S TEN GALLONS, SIR.

TEN MORE GALLONS.

YEAH. BIG DIFFERENCE, HUH, GOOB?

BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY LONG.

TWO ENVELOPES.

YOU GET ONE ENVELOPE WITH EACH FIVE GALLONS.

"BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME."

SAME.

TOO BAD.

WELL, I'LL TRY AGAIN.

THANKS.

PULL ON UP, AUNT BEE.

HELLO, GOOBER.

HEY, AUNT BEE.

FIVE GALLONS.

RIGHT.

WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.

DID YOU WIN ANYTHING?

NO. GOT THREE ENVELOPES.

STRUCK OUT EVERY TIME.

FELLOW IN FRONT OF ME WON $2.

GOOBERS GIVEN OUT, OH, FOUR, FIVE PRIZES ALREADY.

WELL, I WON'T WIN ANYTHING.

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WON'T?

BECAUSE I NEVER DO.

HOW MANY CHANCES HAVE I BOUGHT AT THE CHURCH RAFFLE?

100 AT LEAST.

CHURCH RAFFLES ARE NO GOOD, ANYWAY.

EVEN IF YOU WIN SOMETHING, YOU JUST HAVE TO DONATE IT BACK.

OPIE.

WELL, IT'S TRUE.

WELL, MAYBE SO, BUT TO CRITICIZE THE CHURCH RAFFLE

IS A SACRILEGE.

WELL, IMPORTANT THING HERE IS, IF YOU DO WIN SOMETHING

YOU DON'T HAVE

TO GIVE IT BACK.

FIVE GALLONS, AUNT BEE. HERE'S YOUR ENVELOPE.

ALL RIGHT.

CAN I OPEN THE ENVELOPE, AUNT BEE?

YES, DEAR.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

FIVE DOLLARS!

WHAT?

YOU WON FIVE DOLLARS!

CONGRATULATIONS.

I!

WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?

ANDY, I WON FIVE DOLLARS!

FIVE DOLLARS!

LOOK, I WON FIVE DOLLARS!

HERE IT IS, AUNT BEE.

HERE'S MY FIVE DOLLARS.

LOOK AT MY FIVE DOLLARS.

AUNT BEE, I THINK THEY GET THE MESSAGE.

I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

AUNT BEE, LISTEN...

CAME LIKE A BOLT OUT OF THE BLUE.

AUNT BEE, I'VE GOT OTHER CUSTOMERS WAITING.

OH, YES, OF COURSE.

I'M SORRY.

FIVE DOLLARS!

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE CHURCH RAFFLE, ISN'T IT?

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

WELL, I'M GLAD SHE WON.

MAYBE IF FOLKS LIKE FLOYD HEAR ABOUT IT

THEY'LL BRING THEIR BUSINESS BACK AGAIN.

YEAH, AND I'LL JUST SEE THAT FLOYD HEARS ABOUT IT.

I'LL SEE YOU, GOOB.

OKAY.

BRING IT ON UP. THERE'S PLENTY OF GAS.

GOOD

AUNT BEE SURE WAS EXCITED ABOUT WINNING.

SHE SURE WAS.

WHEN WE DROVE HOME, SHE WAVED THE $5 BILL

AT EVERYBODY WE PASSED.

SHE DID? YEAH.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD ADVERTISING FOR GOOBER.

YEAH! WELL, HIS BUSINESS SURE IS GREAT

SINCE HE STARTED THAT CONTEST.

YEAH, I GUESS JUST ABOUT

EVERYBODY IN TOWN'S GONE BACK TO HIM.

WHAT ABOUT FLOYD?

WELL, I HAD A LONG TALK WITH FLOYD

ABOUT PATRONIZING GOOBER'S --

YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY GOT THE CONTEST THERE NOW TOO.

I THINK I GOT HIM CONVINCED.

PAW, IS FLOYD STUBBORN?

UM...YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY SO.

I THOUGHT SO.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO PART MY HAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE

JUST LIKE YOURS FOR A YEAR NOW,

BUT HE WON'T DO IT. HE WON'T?

HE SAYS IT WON'T FIT MY FACIAL CONTOUR.

OH, WELL, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

YEAH...

WHEN DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING BACK TO GOOBER'S?

TEN DAYS, TWO WEEKS -- HE SAYS HE'S GOT A TANK FULL.

I JUST HOPE HE WINS A FEW DOLLARS,

OTHERWISE I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.

WELL, IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO COME IN.

TODAY'S THE LAST DAY OF THE CONTEST.

I HAD AN AMPLE SUPPLY OF FUEL

IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY COME IN, ANYWAY.

MERELY A CIVIC OBLIGATION, GOOBER.

AFTER THAT LITTLE AIR EPISODE

I PLANNED NEVER TO SET A TIRE IN YOUR STATION AGAIN.

15 1/2 GALLONS.

HERE'S YOUR CHANGE AND YOUR ENVELOPES.

THERE'S STILL A FEW PRIZES LEFT.

I DON'T EXPECT TO WIN ANYTHING HERE.

WELL, YOU JUST MIGHT.

I WON FOUR DOLLARS AT "LINE UP FOR LOOT."

WOULD YOU MIND OPENING THEM BACK AT THE BARBER SHOP?

I'VE GOT CUSTOMERS WAITING.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE AWARE

THAT YOU DIDN'T GET MY WINDSHIELD, EITHER?

NEXT TIME.

HE'S GETTING RIGHT OUT, SIR.

HEY, FLOYD, DID YOU GO OVER?

ANDY, LOOK, LOOK.

"$200"?

YEAH!

OH, WONDERFUL BOY, THAT GOOBER.

I HAD NO IDEA HE HAD A PRIZE THIS BIG.

HE KNOWS HOW TO BUILD UP GOOD WILL.

HE'S A SMART BUSINESSMAN.

WELL, YOU REALLY HIT IT, DIDN'T YOU, FLOYD?

YEAH. BUY A LOT OF THINGS WITH $200.

YEAH. I GUESS THE NEXT THING'S TO GO DOWN AND PICK IT UP, HUH?

HEY, ANDY, IF YOU'RE GOING BY THERE, GIVE GOOBER THE SLIP

AND TELL HIM I'LL BE BY WHEN I CLOSE THE SHOP.

RIGHT. I'LL BE GLAD TO.

I'LL SEE YOU.

ANDY, ANDY

AND TELL HIM I'LL TAKE IT ALL IN $20s.

HEY, ANDY. HI, GOOB.

JUST CHECKING SOME RECEIPTS

LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT HAVE HAD ANOTHER BIG DAY.

GREAT, GREAT.

FLOYD ASKED ME TO DROP THIS BY.

SAID HE'D BE BY AFTER HE CLOSED FOR THE CASH.

FLOYD WON A PRIZE, HUH?

YEAH.

WELL, I'M GLAD OF THAT.

YEAH. IT'S SOME PRIZE.

YOU REALLY RAN A CONTEST, GOOB.

I'LL SEE YOU.

HEY, ANDY!

YEAH?

TELL FLOYD I'LL BE HERE TILL 6:00.

OKAY!

AND TELL HIM THAT HE OUGHT TO DEAL FROM NOW ON

WITH HIS LOCAL GAS STATION.

ALL RIGHT.

"$200."

"$200"?! ANDY!

HERE IT IS.

SEE IT YOURSELF, GOOBER.

THAT $200 IS MARKED THERE

JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOUR FIGURES ON THE SHEET.

IF YOU WANTED US TO KNOW IT WAS THE TOTAL

YOU SHOULD HAVE DRAWN A LINE ACROSS.

BUT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW

I COULDN'T GIVE AWAY NO $200 PRIZE.

I DIDN'T EXACTLY WALK IN HERE

WEARING A TUXEDO, YOU KNOW?

WE FIGURED IT WAS KIND OF A JACKPOT PRIZE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW, EXCEPT THIS--

WALLY AIN'T GOING TO HAND OUT NO MORE PRIZE MONEY.

I'M SORRY, GOOBER.

YOU SAY FLOYD WON IT?

YEAH. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA TELL HIM?

I DON'T KNOW.

IF IT'D BEEN ANYBODY ELSE, THEY'D UNDERSTAND.

START PRINTING UP GET-WELL CARDS.

I SUSPECT THERE'LL BE A LOT OF FOLKS

WANTING TO SEND THEM TO ME.

OH, FLOYD, I JUST HAD TO COME AND CONGRATULATE YOU.

ANDY TOLD ME.

WELL, THANKS, BEE.

I'M JUST LOOKING THROUGH THE BARBER CATALOGUE HERE

TO SEE HOW I'M GOING TO SPEND IT.

I'M GOING TO MODERNIZE THE WHOLE SHOP.

AUTOMATIC WASHER-DRYER-SHAMPOOER

WITH A PATENTED FOAM-FREE RINSE CONTROL.

THAT SHOULD BE A BIG STEP FORWARD.

YEAH. IT BRINGS SHAMPOOING INTO THE 20th CENTURY.

WELL, YOU GOT GOOBER TO BE GRATEFUL TO FOR ALL THIS.

YES. I WAS A LITTLE WARY

ABOUT THAT CONTEST IN THE BEGINNING.

I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING PHONY ABOUT IT

BUT HE SURE RAN AN UP-AND-UP CONTEST.

OH, HE'S A FINE BOY.

YES. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, FLOYD.

THANKS, BEE.

WELL, BYE.

BYE, BEE.

OH, HELLO, GOOBER.

OH, HEY, AUNT BEE.

I WAS JUST IN CONGRATULATING FLOYD

ON HIS WINNINGS.

OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, GOOBER, YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF

GIVING SO MUCH PLEASURE TO SO MANY PEOPLE.

AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE HAS COMMENTED

HOW HONEST AND FAIR THE CONTEST WAS.

GOOD.

ESPECIALLY FLOYD. HE'S FLOATING ON AIR.

HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW HE'S GOING TO SPEND IT.

HE DOES?

GOOBER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE, AUNT BEE. FINE.

WELL, YOU LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED.

I'M OKAY, AUNT BEE.

WELL, MAYBE IT'S THE STRAIN OF THE CONTEST.

NOW YOU LISTEN.

YOU GO HOME AND YOU TAKE A HOT BATH

AND YOU GO RIGHT TO BED.

THAT TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING.

BYE, GOOBER.

BYE, AUNT BEE.

HEY, ANDY.

OH, HI, GOOB.

THINGS SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT AT THE FILLING STATION?

YEAH, A LITTLE.

I GOT SPOOKY VINCENT TO TAKE CARE OF IT FOR ME.

YEAH. YOU SURE HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD.

THAT WAS A FINE CONTEST.

YEAH.

SIT DOWN AND REST YOURSELF.

THANKS.

ANDY, I SUPPOSE

THEY'S GOT LAWS ON EVERYTHING, AIN'T THEY?

JUST ABOUT.

I WAS JUST THINKING.

I BET THEY EVEN GOT THEM ON CONTESTS.

I IMAGINE.

I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING

BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING

IF A PERSON WAS TO RUN A CONTEST AND SOMETHING WENT WRONG

WHAT COULD THEY DO TO HIM?

YOU MEAN A HYPOTHETICAL CASE?

YEAH, ONE OF THEM.

YOU KNOW HOW THINGS LIKE THAT RUN THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

WHAT WENT WRONG, GOOBER?

HUH?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, ANDY.

WHAT WENT WRONG?

WHEN I WAS MAKING OUT THE LIST FOR THE PRIZE MONEY

I WANTED TO BE SURE I HAD EXACTLY $200

AND I MADE OUT FIVE-DOLLAR PRIZES

AND THREE-DOLLAR PRIZES AND TWO-DOLLAR PRIZES

AND EVERYTHING THAT ADDED UP FINALLY TO $200

BUT I LEFT OUT THE LINE BEFORE THE TOTAL 200.

I JUST DIDN'T PUT THE LINE BEFORE THE 200!

I LEFT OUT THE LINE BEFORE THE 200!

WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK FLOYD'S GOING TO TAKE IT

WHEN I TELL HIM THERE AIN'T NO $200 PRIZE?

WELL...

YOU REMEMBER THAT TORNADO THAT HIT TOWN ABOUT 12 YEARS AGO?

YEAH.

ABOUT LIKE THAT.

WELL, ANDY, IT WAS A HONEST MISTAKE.

I KNOW IT WAS, GOOBER.

SO I GUESS ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO

IS GO TO THE BARBERSHOP, PLANT YOUR FEET FIRM

TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

THEN WHAT?

WELL, AFTER HE YELLS AND SCREAMS A WHILE

MAYBE HE'LL CALM DOWN AND REALIZE IT WAS A MISTAKE.

I GUESS I GOT NO CHOICE.

NO.

GOOD LUCK, GOOB.

YEAH...

OH, COME IN, GOOBER! COME IN, MY FRIEND!

HEY, FLOYD.

YOU BRING THE MONEY WITH YOU?

WELL, NO, I DIDN'T.

OH, OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T CARRY AROUND

THAT KIND OF MONEY.

I'LL DROP BY WHEN I CLOSE THE SHOP.

WELL, YOU SEE, FLOYD

UH, THE REASON I COME IN HERE WAS BECAUSE...

OR I'LL PICK IT UP TOMORROW.

THERE'S NO HURRY.

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT YOU GOT A FREE HAIRCUT COMING, AND A SHAMPOO

AND I'LL USE MY FRENCH SOAP.

IT'LL MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE MAURICE CHEVALIER.

WELL, THAT'S NICE OF YOU, FLOYD

OH, NOT AT ALL.

NOT AT...

SAY, YOU SEEM A LITTLE BIT JUMPY, GOOBER.

ANYTHING WRONG?

WELL, THERE IS JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT'S COME UP.

OH, I KNOW.

IT'S ONE OF THOSE EVERYDAY ANNOYANCES.

LET ME PUT THE VIBRATOR ON IT.

ON THOSE NECK MUSCLES, HUH?

NO, THANKS. FLOYD, I...

HI, GUYS.

DID YOU TELL HIM, GOOB?

TELL ME WHAT, ANDY?

TELL ME WHAT?

ABOUT THE PRIZE.

WELL, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME

ABOUT THE PRIZE, GOOBER?

DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TELL ME

ABOUT THE PRIZE, BOY?

WELL, IT WAS A MISTAKE, FLOYD.

I MADE A MISTAKE WHEN I TOOK THE LIST TO THE PRINTERS.

THERE AIN'T NO $200 PRIZE.

FRAUD!

I CHARGE FRAUD.

FLOYD, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

ANDY, DO YOUR DUTY.

WHAT?

YOU'RE THE LAW IN THIS TOWN.

IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE, FLOYD.

I DEMAND THAT PRIZE MONEY.

LOOK, FLOYD...

WAIT OUTSIDE, GOOBER.

NOW, NOW, LOOK, FLOYD...

I WENT IN THAT GAS STATION IN GOOD FAITH.

I KNOW, FLOYD.

HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME MY WINDSHIELD WIPE.

WELL, HE WAS BUSY.

AND THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THERE

HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME ANY AIR.

LOOK, FLOYD...

I DEMAND JUSTICE.

I WANT MY $200.

NOW, FLOYD, YOU'VE GOT TO BE REASONABLE ABOUT THIS.

REASONABLE?!

I'VE BEEN SWINDLED, ANDY.

EVERYBODY ELSE GETS THEIR PRIZES.

AND I'M WARNING YOU IF I DON'T GET SATISFACTION

I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND.

I ALREADY ORDERED MY SHAMPOOER WITH A FOAM-FREE RINSE.

W

OH, YOU CAN'T TALK TO HIM.

WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW, GOOBER.

I JUST DON'T KNOW.

YOU GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL OR NOTHING.

I DIDN'T DO IT OF A PURPOSE.

IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.

HELLO.

YES, AUNT BEE.

THAT'S RIGHT -- WHAT YOU HEARD'S TRUE.

WELL, WELL, I'M DOING WHAT I CAN ABOUT IT.

ANDY.

COME IN, FLOYD.

WELL, LI...

WELL, LISTEN, I CAN'T...

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW.

RIGHT. BYE.

ANDY, I JUST WANT TO KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE DOING ABOUT THIS.

WELL, FLOYD, I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT

AND I REALIZE THAT THERE IS A MATTER OF LAW INVOLVED HERE

AND SO I'M TAKING THE NECESSARY STEPS.

GOOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

ONLY THING I COULD DO.

YOU LOCKED HIM UP?

YEAH. I REALIZE THAT WHAT GOOBER DID WAS A MISTAKE.

STILL, THE LAW IS THE LAW

AND YOU WANT JUSTICE DONE, DON'T YOU?

WELL, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

YOU... YOU LOCK A FELLA UP FOR A THING LIKE THIS, HUH?

OH, SURE. TILL HIS TRIAL.

WELL, I GOT THINGS TO DO, FLOYD.

COMFORTABLE IN THERE, GOOBER?

FINE, FLOYD.

JUST FINE.

HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP HIM IN THERE, ANDY?

TILL THE TRIAL.

LESS, OF COURSE, SOMEBODY COMES UP WITH BAIL

WHICH, I THINK, IS PRETTY UNLIKELY.

I'LL PUT IT UP!

WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING THE CHARGE.

OH.

OH, YES, I FORGOT.

I'M SORRY, GOOBER.

IT'S VERY PRETTY, GOOBER.

THANKS, FLOYD.

ANDY, YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO DRASTIC HERE, DO YOU?

I'M JUST DOING WHAT THE LAW SAYS, FLOYD.

OH, ANDY, I HAD TO COME RIGHT OVER.

I'M VERY CONCERNED

ABOUT THIS THING BETWEEN FLOYD AND GOOBER.

NOW WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT IT?

THERE'S WHAT HE PLANS TO DO ABOUT IT.

PUTS A MAN IN JAIL

WHO'S NOT EVEN BEEN CONVICTED YET.

GOOBER.

HEY, AUNT BEE.

ANDY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUTTING GOOBER IN JAIL?

AUNT BEE, THE LAW SAYS...

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE LAW SAYS.

YOU GET HIM OUT THIS VERY MINUTE.

WELL, A CHARGE HAS BEEN MADE AGAINST HIM.

OH, FIDDLE-DEE-STICKS

YOU'VE GOT NO RIGHT TO PUT GOOBER IN JAIL.

WHAT'S HE EVER DONE TO YOU?

WELL, HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO ME.

WELL, THEN HE'S NOT STAYING IN THERE ANOTHER MINUTE.

IT'S A CLEAR CASE OF POLICE BRUTALITY

BUT HE WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT.

WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU STAY IN THIS PLACE.

RIGHT.

THAT $200 PRIZE WAS JUST AN HONEST MISTAKE.

WE'LL TAKE THIS

TO THE HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND.

YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME THAT FLOYD WAS GOING TO ACT THAT WAY

WHEN YOU THREW GOOBER IN JAIL.

YEAH.

DEEP DOWN, FLOYD'S A GOOD GUY.

HIS BARK'S ALWAYS WORSE THAN HIS BITE.

THAT WAS A REAL SMART THING, PAW.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE KING SOLOMON.

I AM?

YEAH -- REMEMBER THAT STORY?

WHEN BOTH WOMEN SAID THAT THE BABY WAS THEIRS,

SO KING SOLOMON TOOK OUT A SWORD

AND SAID HE'D GIVE EACH ONE OF THEM HALF.

HE KNEW THAT THE REAL MOTHER WOULD SCREAM --

AND SHE DID!

JUST LIKE YOU KNEW HOW FLOYD WOULD ACT.

YOU KNOW, PAW...

IF YOU'D HAVE LIVE IN THOSE DAYS YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN A KING.

PROBABLY.

THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME A PRINCE!

THAT'S RIGHT.

WE WERE JUST BORN IN THE WRONG CENTURY.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?