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Miss Crump: "THE BEST-LAID PLANS
OF MICE AND MEN
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AFT GANG AGLEY,
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AND LEAVE US NOUGHT
BUT PAIN AND GRIEF,
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FOR PROMISED JOY!"
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OH, JUST A MINUTE,
EVERYBODY.
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WE'LL GO INTO THIS
AGAIN ON MONDAY.
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NOW I WANT TO GIVE YOU
THIS WEEKEND'S ASSIGNMENT.
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I'D LIKE YOU TO WRITE
A COMPOSITION ON
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"MY MOST UNFORGETTABLE
CHARACTER"
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OF 500 WORDS OR MORE.
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CAN WE WRITE ABOUT ANYBODY,
MISS CRUMP?
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UH, YES, BETSY, ANYBODY WHO'S
MADE AN IMPRESSION UPON YOU.
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HOW ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON?
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WELL, GEORGE WASHINGTON'S FINE,
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BUT I PREFER THAT
YOU WROTE ABOUT
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SOMEBODY THAT YOU KNOW
AND ADMIRE PERSONALLY.
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MISS CRUMP?
YES, BETSY?
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I HAD AN UNCLE ONCE WHO HAD ONE
BROWN EYE AND ONE BLUE EYE.
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WELL, THAT'S A GOOD START,
BETSY.
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I JUST HOPE YOU CAN GET 500
WORDS OUT OF THE REST OF HIM.
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
YOU HAVE YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
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YOU'RE DISMISSED.
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WHO ARE YOU GOING TO
WRITE ABOUT, OPE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW,
EITHER.
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LOOKS LIKE
A LONG WEEKEND.
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WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMEBODY
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THAT YOU COULD
WRITE ABOUT, OPIE.
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I JUST CAN'T THINK
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OF ANY UNFORGETTABLE
CHARACTERS IN MAYBERRY.
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OH, NONSENSE.
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MAYBERRY'S GOT AS MANY
UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS
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AS ANY OTHER TOWN.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I COULD REEL
OFF A DOZEN.
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YOU COULD?
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YES.
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MR. BRISTOL,
THE EGG MAN.
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WHO TALKS TO HIS CHICKENS
LIKE THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE.
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THAT'S FASCINATING.
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YEAH, BUT I NEED
MORE THAN THAT.
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DOES HE DO ANYTHING ELSE
THAT'S NUTTY?
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WELL, YOU MIGHT
ASK AROUND.
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HOW ABOUT GOOBER?
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WELL, I STARTED TO WRITE
ABOUT HIM,
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BUT I ONLY GOT 43 WORDS.
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WELL, WHOEVER
YOU CHOOSE,
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YOU'LL GET
YOUR USUAL "A."
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MAYBE.
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HOWARD SPRAGUE --
HE'S A POSSIBILITY.
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HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
REORGANIZED
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THE ENTIRE SEWER
SYSTEM OF MAYBERRY.
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THAT'S NO ORDINARY MAN.
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YEAH. HOWARD WOULD BE
A GOOD BET.
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WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET
OVER TO THE LODGE.
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BIG MEMBERSHIP MEETING.
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I'LL SEE YA.
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BYE.
BYE.
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I REALLY LIKE MISS CRUMP,
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BUT SHE SURE CAN HAND OUT
TOUGH ASSIGNMENTS.
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OH, OPIE, AS YOU
GO THROUGH LIFE,
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YOU'LL MEET MANY
TOUGH ASSIGNMENTS.
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YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL
LEARN TO FACE THEM.
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HOW DO YOU THINK
YOUR FATHER GOT
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WHERE HE IS?
WELL, IT WASN'T BECAUSE...
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OPIE!
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WHAT DID I DO?
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THE PERFECT SUBJECT FOR YOUR
UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTER --
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YOUR VERY OWN FATHER,
THE SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY.
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PAW?
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YES. HE'S GOT
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THE MOST EXCITING JOB IN TOWN,
HASN'T HE?
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YEAH, HE DOES, DOESN'T HE?
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AND HE'S CERTAINLY COLORFUL.
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THEY'D NEVER REELECT
A DULL MAN SHERIFF
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YEAR AFTER YEAR,
NOW, WOULD THEY?
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NO, THEY WOULDN'T.
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HEY, I THINK I'LL GO OVER
TO THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW
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AND REALLY WATCH HIM
FOR A WHILE.
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HE'LL BE SO PROUD WHEN
HE FINDS OUT YOU SELECTED HIM.
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I DON'T THINK WE OUGHT
TO TELL HIM YET.
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MIGHT MAKE HIM NERVOUS.
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YES, THAT'S TRUE.
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IT MIGHT MAKE A PERSON NERVOUS
IF HE KNEW HE WAS UNFORGETTABLE.
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OPIE.
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MORNING, PAW.
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN STANDING THERE?
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OH, I JUST GOT HERE.
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OH.
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EXCUSE ME.
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ARE YOU EXPECTING
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TO LOCK SOMEBODY UP
THIS MORNING, PAW?
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NO. JUST CLEANING UP
A LITTLE BIT.
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SINCE OTIS STARTED DOING HIS
DRINKING IN MT. PILOT,
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ABOUT THE ONLY
CUSTOMERS I HAVE
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ARE COUPLE OF
FAT OLD SPIDERS.
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BOY, BET IF THESE BARS
COULD TALK,
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THEY COULD REALLY TELL
SOME STORIES, HUH, PAW?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S NOT EXACTLY
SING SING.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU
OVER HERE TODAY?
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OH, YOU KNOW, PAW,
IT'S SATURDAY
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AND I DIDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO,
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SO I THOUGHT
I'D COME OVER HERE
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AND HANG AROUND
FOR A WHILE.
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OH. OH.
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DON'T YOU HAVE
A COMPOSITION TO WRITE?
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I'M WORKING ON IT.
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OH.
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HEY, PAW, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO OPEN YOUR MAIL?
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LOOK, SOMETHING
FROM THE FBI.
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AW, THAT'S JUST
A WANTED POSTER.
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I GET THEM
ALL THE TIME.
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SEE?
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BOY, HE LOOKS MEAN.
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BET YOU'RE NOT SCARED
OF HIM, HUH, PAW?
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU,
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LONG AS HE STAYS
WHERE HE WAS LAST SEEN...
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SEATTLE --
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I'M NOT SCARED OF HIM A BIT.
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BUT YOU HAVE CAUGHT
CRIMINALS BEFORE.
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OPE, BY THE TIME THEY GET
TO MAYBERRY,
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THEY'RE PRETTY TIRED
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AND IT DOESN'T TAKE
MUCH CATCHING.
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WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?
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NO REASON.
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BOY, I BET IF THESE GUNS
COULD TALK, HUH, PAW?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'D
HAVE MUCH TO SAY EITHER.
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I BELIEVE THE LAST TIME
I SHOT ONE OF THOSE
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WAS AT THE CHURCH PICNIC
TO START A POTATO SACK RACE.
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BOY, THERE'S NOT MUCH EXCITEMENT
AROUND HERE, IS THERE, PAW?
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OPIE, EXCITEMENT'S
KIND OF RELATIVE.
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I MEAN, THERE'S MORE
EXCITEMENT HERE
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THAN AT LUCY BURNETTE'S
DRY GOODS STORE.
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BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON'T
DO NEAR THE BUSINESS
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THAT MARSHAL DILLON DOES.
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HEY, ANDY.
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HEY, OPE, YOU WANT TO HEAR
THE LATEST ON YOUR PAW?
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YEAH.
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE GAME,
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HE HAD THREE MORE CHECKERS THAN
ME, BUT I BEAT HIM ANYWAY.
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SOMETHIN', HUH?
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YEAH.
WANT A RE
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YOU BET.
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NOW, OPE, YOU WANT
SOME EXCITEMENT,
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YOU JUST WATCH
WHAT I DO TO HIM NOW.
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AH, YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO.
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I WON ONE, I WON ONE.
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CHEATERS DON'T WIN.
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OH, OPIE!
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HI, AUNT BEE.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
GOT HOME SO SOON.
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WELL, I GOT ABOUT ALL I COULD
AT THE COURT HOUSE.
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WELL, TELL ME,
TELL ME.
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WELL, THERE'S NOT
MUCH TO TELL,
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EXCEPT PAW BEAT GOOBER
TWO OUT OF THREE AT CHECKERS.
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OH?
YEAH, THEN HE WENT OVER
TO THE BARBER SHOP
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AND BALLED OUT FLOYD
FOR SWEEPING HIS HAIR
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ONTO THE STREET.
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THEN HE CAME BACK
INTO THE COURT HOUSE,
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CHANGED A TYPEWRITER RIBBON,
AND THAT WAS ABOUT IT.
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OH, DEAR.
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SURE WAS
A FORGETTABLE MORNING.
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WELL, OPIE, DEEDS
OF DERRING-DO
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DON'T ALWAYS MEASURE
THE QUALITY OF A MAN.
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WHAT MAKES SOME CHARACTERS
UNFORGETTABLE
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IS NOT WHAT THEY DO,
BUT HOW THEY DO IT.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO DRAW
YOUR FATHER OUT MORE.
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BUT I WAS DRAWING HIM OUT
ALL MORNING.
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WELL, YOU KNOW HIM.
HE'S A MAN OF FEW WORDS.
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THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
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HE'S A MAN OF FEW WORDS,
AND I NEED 500 OF THEM.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT TRY
A DIFFERENT APPROACH.
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YOU KNOW, IN THE ARTICLES
THAT I'VE READ
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ABOUT UNFORGETTABLE
CHARACTERS,
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IT'S THE WAY
PEOPLE THINK,
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THEIR PHILOSOPHY THAT
MAKES THEM UNUSUAL.
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YOU KNOW, THE PHILOSOPHICAL
SIDE OF A PERSON
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IS THE MOST INTERESTING.
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WELL, I'LL TRY ANYTHING.
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GOOD.
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HI, OPE.
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HI, PAW.
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CAN I ASK YOU
A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION?
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I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
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WHAT'S YOUR PHILOSOPHY?
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ABOUT WHAT?
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ABOUT LIFE.
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I'M ALL FOR IT.
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LET'S SEE WHAT AUNT BEE'S
GOT FOR SUPPER.
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WHAT'S FOR SUPPER?
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ROAST BEEF
AND STRING BEANS.
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GOOD.
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ANDY,
DID YOU SEE OPIE?
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YEAH, I SAW HIM.
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DID YOU SPEAK TO HIM?
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YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDLY.
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NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
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DID YOU HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT WITH HIM?
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YEAH.
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NICE CHAT?
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IS THERE SOMETHING
GOING ON WITH OPIE
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THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
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NO, YOU SHOULDN'T.
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HE'S BEEN ASKING ME AN AWFUL LOT
OF QUESTIONS LATELY.
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NOW, WHAT'S UP?
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AUNT BEE, WHAT'S UP?
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ANDY, CAN YOU
KEEP A SECRET?
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YES.
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GUESS WHO
YOUR SON'S
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MOST UNFORGETTABLE
CHARACTER IS.
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ME?
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YOU.
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NO.
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YES.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?
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GEE, I NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF
AS BEING UNFORGETTABLE.
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I JUST KIND OF GO ALONG.
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NO, NO, ANDY, YOU'RE A MAN
WITH MANY SIDES TO HIM.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT...
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ONLY DON'T LET IT GO
TO YOUR HEAD.
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OH, OH, NO.
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I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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I... I THINK I'LL GO HAVE
A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM.
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SEE YOU.
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NO, NO, ANDY, THIS WAY.
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OH.
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OH, ANDY.
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DON'T LET HIM
KNOW I TOLD YOU.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO
BE A SURPRISE.
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OH.
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HI, OPE.
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HI, PAW.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE
BEEN THINKING
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ABOUT THAT QUESTION
YOU ASKED ME.
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WHICH ONE?
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ABOUT MY PHILOSOPHY.
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OH.
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MY PHILOSOPHY IS,
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DO UNTO OTHERS
238
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,375
AS YOU WOULD HAVE
THEM DO UNTO YOU.
239
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,043
OH.
240
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,812
DO...
241
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,847
UNTO...
242
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,149
OTHERS...
243
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,153
OKAY?
244
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,222
NOW, I BELIEVE
I'LL GO UPSTAIRS
245
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,657
AND TAKE A BATH.
246
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,059
AND MAYBE WHILE
I'M IN THE TUB,
247
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,729
I'LL THINK OF
SOME MORE THINGS.
248
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,698
THAT'S A BOY.
249
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,370
ARE YOU KIDDING?
250
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,907
I CAUGHT SEVEN PERCH
AND SIX LARGEMOUTH BASS.
251
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,375
IT WAS THE FINEST WEEKEND
OF FISHING I EVER HAD.
252
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,044
I HEARD THEY
WERE BITING.
253
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,979
I CAUGHT MORE
'CAUSE I WAS USING...
254
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,280
HI, FELLAS.
255
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,182
Both: HI, HOWARD.
256
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,284
ANDY, YOU MUST
FEEL REAL PROUD.
257
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,353
YOU'RE INTERRUPTING,
HOWARD!
258
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,022
DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
YOU WERE TALKING
259
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,690
ABOUT ANYTHING
IMPORTANT.
260
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,258
WELL, WHAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
TO YOU
261
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,027
MAY BE VERY IMPORTANT
TO ME.
262
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,029
COME ON, GOOB.
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, HOWARD?
263
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,931
AUNT BEE WAS
TELLING MY MOTHER
264
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,999
ABOUT THE COMPOSITION
OPIE'S WRITING ABOUT YOU.
265
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,300
YOU MUST FEEL
VERY PROUD.
266
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,902
WHAT COMPOSITION
IS THAT?
267
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,904
MOST UNFORGETTABLE
CHARACTER.
268
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,072
OPIE PICKED ANDY.
269
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,173
AW...
270
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,076
AW, WELL THAT'S NICE.
271
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,779
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
272
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,081
WELL, I GUESS OPE
AND I ARE PRETTY CLOSE.
273
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,283
IT MUST BE A LOT
MORE TO IT THAN THAT.
274
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,885
I BET HE SAW
SOMETHING
275
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,754
MIGHTY UNUSUAL
IN HIS FATHER.
276
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:27,888
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
277
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:28,889
IT'S TRUE, ANDY.
278
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:29,890
HE PICKED A GOOD ONE.
279
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,826
WITH THE INTERESTING THINGS
YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING.
280
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,194
GOOBER'S RIGHT.
281
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,463
WHEN YOU WRITE ABOUT
AN UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTER,
282
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,732
YOU NEED A VERY
COLORFUL SUBJECT.
283
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,234
WELL, I GUESS I HAVE DONE
A LITTLE LIVING IN MY TIME.
284
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,171
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
285
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,405
OPIE'S REAL LUCKY.
286
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,975
I BET THOSE OTHER KIDS
HAD A HARD TIME
287
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,010
FINDING SOMEBODY
TO WRITE ABOUT.
288
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,144
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
289
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,746
HI, PAW.
290
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,882
HEY, OPE. OPE.
291
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,117
HEY, COME HERE.
292
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,853
COME HERE.
293
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,895
JUST, UH...
294
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,864
WANTED TO KNOW HOW THINGS
WENT IN SCHOOL TODAY.
295
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,232
OH, THEY WENT OKAY.
296
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,400
GOOD.
297
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,368
UH, HOW'D YOU DO
IN ENGLISH?
298
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,469
ENGLISH?
299
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,138
WE KNOW WHO YOU
WROTE ABOUT.
300
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,006
YOU DO?
301
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,075
DID, UH, MISS CRUMP
READ YOUR PAPER YET?
302
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,443
YEAH, SHE READ IT.
303
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,313
I GUESS YOU GOT
YOUR USUAL "A."
304
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,249
UH... NOT THIS TIME, PAW.
305
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,918
B
306
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,021
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
307
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,089
WHAT DID YOU GET?
308
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,461
I GOT AN "F."
309
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,530
I'LL SEE YA, PAW.
310
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,370
AN "F"?
311
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,372
MAYBE THAT STANDS
FOR "FINE."
312
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,541
OR MAYBE HELEN WASN'T
FEELING GOOD TODAY.
313
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,044
OR IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
BAD SPELLING.
314
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,913
COULD HAVE BEEN
A HUNDRED DIFFERENT REASONS.
315
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,351
YEAH.
316
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,232
HI.
317
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,234
OH. OH, HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
318
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,502
I WAS JUST PASSING BY
319
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,838
AND THOUGHT I'D
OFFER YOU A RIDE HOME.
320
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,239
I'D LOVE IT
IF YOU DON'T MIND
321
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,941
HANGING AROUND
A LITTLE WHILE.
322
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:28,876
NO. THAT'S FINE.
323
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,878
I HAVE TO FINISH GRADING
THESE COMPOSITIONS.
324
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,980
I'LL DO IT
AS QUICKLY AS I CAN.
325
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,381
ALL RIGHT.
326
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,958
IT MUST BE A TOUGH JOB
WADING THROUGH ALL THOSE PAPERS.
327
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,026
OH, NO.
328
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,895
SOME OF THEM
ARE VERY INTERESTING.
329
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,163
OH.
330
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,935
HIT A GOOD UN, HUH?
331
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,169
EXCELLENT.
332
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,211
I GUESS THE REASON OPIE
GOT HIS, UH... "F"
333
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:08,081
IS BECAUSE OF HIS...
SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
334
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,923
NO. HIS SENTENCE STRUCTURE
WAS FINE.
335
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,224
OH, THEN IT WAS
336
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,961
PROBABLY BECAUSE OF HIS LACK
OF VOCABULARY.
337
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,662
NO TROUBLE WITH HIS VOCABULARY.
338
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,365
GRAMMAR?
339
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,000
IT WAS FINE.
340
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,111
IF, UH...
341
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:42,950
IF YOU THINK THE REASON
I GAVE OPIE A BAD MARK
342
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,918
WAS BECAUSE, UH...
343
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,621
WELL, IT CERTAINLY
WASN'T THE SUBJECT.
344
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,090
OH, NO...
345
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,026
I KNOW THAT WHEN OPIE
DOES HIS REWRITE,
346
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,963
HE'LL GET A LOT MORE
INTERESTING THINGS
347
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,330
TO WRITE ABOUT YOU.
348
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,199
OH, WELL, SURE.
OKAY?
349
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,002
YEAH.
350
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,570
OKAY.
351
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,015
UH, I JUST HAPPENED
TO THINK.
352
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,217
I-I'VE GOT A LOT
OF THINGS TO DO,
353
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,086
AND MAYBE I
BETTER RUN ON,
354
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,955
AND I'LL DROP YOU OFF
HOME ANOTHER TIME, OKAY?
355
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,457
OKAY. I'VE STILL GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO ANYWAY.
356
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,993
OKAY. ANOTHER TIME
357
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,527
BYE-BYE.
358
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,371
COME IN.
359
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,642
HI, OPE.
360
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,177
HI, PAW.
361
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,513
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
362
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,614
FINE.
363
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,481
GOOD.
364
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:54,121
YOU'RE NOT SORE
ABOUT MY MARK, ARE YOU?
365
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,188
NO. NO.
366
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,991
HOW'S THE REWRITE COMING?
367
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:01,161
OH, IT'S COMING ALONG
PRETTY GOOD.
368
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,362
GOOD.
369
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,663
THAT'S GOOD.
370
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,132
YEP.
371
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,104
ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING, PAW?
372
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,372
OH, NO.
373
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,107
NO, I WAS JUST BROWSING.
374
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,275
HMM.
375
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,587
WELL...
376
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,522
MY OLD PIGGY BANK.
377
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,426
BOY, DOES THAT BRING
BACK MEMORIES.
378
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,562
I REMEMBER THE FIRST DOLLAR
I EVER PUT IN THERE.
379
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,696
YOU DO?
380
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,031
MM-HMM.
381
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,667
FOR CATCHING A WILDCAT.
382
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,135
A WILDCAT?
383
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,170
REALLY?
384
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,371
YEAH.
385
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,208
ONE OF THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE
EXPERIENCES OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
386
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,543
I WAS A YOUNG BOY,
ABOUT YOUR AGE,
387
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,812
AND THE COUNTY WAS OFFERING
A DOLLAR BOUNTY
388
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,281
FOR EVERY WILDCAT CAUGHT.
389
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,349
GEE, PAW, THAT MUST HAVE
BEEN AWFUL DANGEROUS.
390
00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:01,421
NAH. I WAS A DEVIL-MAY-CARE
YOUNG SCALLYWAG IN THOSE DAYS.
391
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,323
HEY, DID YOU SHOOT HIM?
392
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,657
OH, NO, NO, NO.
393
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,759
I DIDN'T EVEN OWN A GUN.
394
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,729
I CAUGHT HIM
WITH MY BARE HANDS.
395
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,264
WOW.
396
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,500
Aunt Bee: MILK BREAK.
397
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,668
THANKS, AUNT BEE.
398
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,138
HEY, AUNT BEE, PAW
WAS JUST TELLING ME
399
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,140
HOW HE CAUGHT
A WILDCAT.
400
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,341
OH, YES.
401
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,542
I REMEMBER THAT.
402
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,643
YOU DO?
403
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,545
YES. I REMEMBER
THIS WILDCAT
404
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,514
CRAWLING INTO
THE BACK YARD.
405
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,349
IT WAS
THE SICKEST ANIMAL
406
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,251
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
407
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,286
AUNT BEE.
408
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,488
HE COULD HARDLY STAND UP.
I FELT SO SORRY FOR HIM.
409
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,557
HE COULDN'T
STAND UP?
410
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,593
NO. AND YOUR FATHER,
WHO'S VERY FOND OF ANIMALS,
411
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,396
PICKED HIM UP
AND CRADLED HIM IN HIS ARMS.
412
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,432
AND AFTER A FEW MOMENTS
413
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,702
THE WILDCAT JUST PUT HIS HEAD
ON YOUR FATHER'S ARM
414
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,438
AND WENT TO SLEEP.
415
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,872
IT WAS VERY SAD.
416
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,309
AND THEY PAID YOU
A DOLLAR FOR THAT?
417
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,179
IT COULD HAVE
BEEN DANGEROUS.
418
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,649
HOW ABOUT A CATCH?
419
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,217
I CAN'T.
420
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,186
YOU STILL WORKING
ON THE COMPOSITION?
421
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,287
YEAH.
422
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,290
I DON'T HAVE
TO REWRITE MINE.
423
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,367
HI, GUYS.
424
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,135
HI, SHERIFF TAYLOR.
425
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,370
HI, PAW.
426
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,605
PLAYING A LITTLE
BASEBALL, ARE YOU?
427
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,906
WELL...
428
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,508
NO, I GUESS NOT.
429
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,280
I USED TO PLAY
A LOT OF BASEBALL
430
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,282
WHEN I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
431
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,549
PITCHED.
432
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,286
I GUESS I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THAT, HUH?
433
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,553
YES, PAW.
434
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,390
DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT MY WOBBLE BALL?
435
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,591
NO.
436
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:50,330
MOST UNFORGETTABLE
SEASON I EVER PLAYED.
437
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,798
I HAD
A BROKEN FINGER
438
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,866
AND IT DIDN'T
SET QUITE RIGHT,
439
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,669
AND I HAD TO GRIP
THE BALL IN A FUNNY WAY,
440
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,205
AND, WELL,
441
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,207
THAT'S HOW I DEVELOPED
MY WOBBLE BALL.
442
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,574
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
443
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,810
WELL, NOW, YOU
GOT TO HAVE
444
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,179
A CROOKED
MIDDLE FINGER.
445
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,550
YEAH, I'LL NEVER FORGET
THAT NO-HIT GAME
446
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,885
I PITCHED
AGAINST MT. PILOT.
447
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,787
Both: NO!
448
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,656
YEAH, IT'S ALL
IN THE RECORD BOOK.
449
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,525
LET ME SEE THE BALL
THERE, ARNOLD.
450
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,894
GET ON OUT
THERE, ARNOLD.
451
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,464
I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW IT WORKS.
452
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,399
YEAH.
453
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,934
HUH?
454
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,736
READY?
455
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,844
AH! GET HIM AT HOME!
456
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,248
WHAT DO YOU SAY, OPE, ANDY?
457
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,584
HEY, SHOWING OFF
THE OLD WOBBLE BALL, HUH?
458
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,354
PAW WAS JUST TELLING US
HOW HE PITCHED A NO-HIT GAME
459
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,555
AGAINST MT. PILOT HIGH.
460
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,822
THE ONE WE LOST
TEN TO NOTHING?
461
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,324
LOST?
462
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,726
HOW COULD YOU LOSE
A NO
463
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,961
HE WALKED 17 MEN.
464
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,563
IT'S ALL IN
THE RECORD BOOK.
465
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,764
HEY, ARNOLD, COME ON.
466
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,965
BURN SOME TO ME.
467
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,233
COME ON.
468
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,052
THE WAY I SEE IT, HOWARD,
469
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,755
IT OUGHT TO BE LEFT STRICTLY
UP TO THE UNITED NATIONS.
470
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,856
HI.
471
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:57,890
HI, GUYS.
472
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,992
OPE, COME HERE A MINUTE.
COME HERE.
473
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,028
I WANT TO ASK
YOU SOMETHING.
474
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,497
HOW ARE YOU COMING
ON THE NEW COMPOSITION?
475
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,632
I FINISHED IT.
476
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,500
DID YOU GET
YOUR MARK YET?
477
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,868
YEAH. I GOT AN "A."
478
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,002
Both: "A"?!
479
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,538
HEY, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
480
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,739
I TOLD YOU.
481
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,374
HOW ABOUT THAT, HOWARD?
482
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,609
I TOLD YOU HE
COULD GET AN "A."
483
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,645
WHAT'S ALL
THE RACKET ABOUT?
484
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,846
TELL HIM, HOWARD.
485
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,881
OPIE GOT AN "A"
ON HIS SECOND PAPER.
486
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,015
DID YA?
487
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:23,883
YEAH.
488
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,419
WELL, I BETTER BE GETTING
ON HOME, PAW.
489
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,487
WAIT A MINUTE.
490
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,522
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO LET ME SEE
491
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,723
WHAT YOU WROTE?
492
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,891
WELL...
493
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,893
GO AHEAD.
TELL HIM, OPIE.
494
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,896
HE KNEW MORE ABOUT
MY FATHER THAN I DID.
495
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:37,864
YOUR FATHER?
496
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:42,068
OH, YOU WROTE ABOUT DR. BAILEY
THE SECOND TIME.
497
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,770
YEAH. YOU SEE, PAW,
498
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,874
I WAS LOOKING INTO MY MICROSCOPE
AT THIS HORSEFLY,
499
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:52,545
AND I GOT TO THINKING
ABOUT GERMS AND DISEASES,
500
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,981
AND THAT'S WHAT GOT ME
TO THINKING ABOUT DR. BAILEY.
501
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,616
OH, SURE, SURE.
502
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,553
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT YOU GOT AN "A."
503
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,622
YEAH, THAT'S
THE IMPORTANT THING.
504
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,392
YEAH. IT SHOWS HE CAN
WRITE GOOD COMPOSITIONS.
505
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,593
I GOT AN "A," TOO.
506
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:10,029
OH, WELL, GOOD.
507
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,699
I GUESS DR. BAILEY
HAD ENOUGH DISEASES
508
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:13,900
FOR BOTH OF 'EM.
509
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,702
I DIDN'T WRITE
ABOUT MY FATHER.
510
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,637
I WROTE ABOUT YOU,
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
511
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,940
WHAT?
512
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,809
YEAH. I COULDN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING
513
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,876
TO WRITE ABOUT MY DAD,
514
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,678
BUT I THOUGHT
OF A LOT OF THINGS
515
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:26,879
I COULD WRITE ABOUT YOU.
516
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,982
OH, WELL, UH,
THANK YOU, ARNOLD.
517
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,151
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
518
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,688
PAW, COULD I SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
519
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,557
SURE.
520
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,063
WELL, SEE, PAW,
521
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,966
THE REASON I PROBABLY
COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT YOU
522
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,769
AND ARNOLD COULDN'T WRITE
ABOUT HIS FATHER...
523
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,904
WELL, WHEN YOU WRITE
ABOUT PEOPLE
524
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,973
YOU'RE REAL CLOSE TO,
525
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:58,445
THINGS THAT ARE
UNFORGETTABLE ABOUT THEM...
526
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,548
WELL, IF YOU
WROTE THEM DOWN,
527
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,416
IT'D SOUND KIND OF...
528
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,617
SISSY.
529
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,388
OH.
530
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,662
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
531
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,476
I WONDER WHAT ARNOLD
WROTE ABOUT YOU.
532
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:32,211
I DON'T HAVE
THE FAINTEST IDEA.
533
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,181
WELL, AREN'T YOU EVEN
THE LEAST BIT CURIOUS?
534
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,749
NO.
535
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,851
MMM, GOODNESS SAKES.
536
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,653
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
537
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,757
OH, MY SCISSORS.
538
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,693
THEY'RE ALWAYS UPSTAIRS.
539
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,069
BOY, IT WAS REALLY
A GOOD GAME.
540
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,906
YEAH -- WELL, I THINK
I'VE GOTTA GO HOME NOW.
541
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,874
OH, OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.
542
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:05,912
UH UM,
I WONDER IF YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR.
543
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,214
I JUST NOTICED I JUST
RAN OUT OF RAZOR BLADES.
544
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,883
WOULD YOU GO DOWN TO THE STORE
AND GET THEM FOR ME?
545
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,552
SURE, PAW.
YOU KNOW
THE KIND I WANT.
546
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:13,820
YEAH -- SEE YOU LATER,
ARNOLD.
547
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:16,856
I'LL SEE YA.
548
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,224
WELL, I'LL SEE YA,
SHERIFF.
549
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:21,828
ARNOLD? IF YOU'RE NOT
IN A BIG RUSH,
550
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:24,130
WANT TO GO IN THE KITCHEN
AND HAVE A GLASS OF MILK?
551
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,165
THAT ALWAYS GOES GOOD
AFTER A BALL GAME.
552
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,267
WELL...OKAY.
553
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,202
OKAY.
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