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JET.

JET.

MM.

JET.

WHAT?

JET.

WELL, I'VE SEEN JETS BEFORE, GOOBER.

WELL, YOU TWO JUST AIN'T INTERESTED IN ANYTHING, ARE YOU?

WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO READ, GOOBER.

BESIDES, I PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT JETS THAN YOU DO, ANYWAY.

THAT WAS A 707.

OH, I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE NUMBERS.

WITH A TOP SPEED OF 650 MILES AN HOUR.

I KNEW IT WAS ABOUT THAT.

TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY, QUEEN ELIZABETH

CAN GET FROM LONDON TO MAYBERRY IN 6 HOURS.

WHEN'S SHE COMIN'?

Howard: IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE, GOOBER.

OH.

WELL, SHE COULDN'T LAND HERE, NO WAY.

SHE'D HAVE TO SET DOWN IN MT. PILOT

AND TAKE THE BUS.

BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,

THE WORLD IS MAKIN' A LOT OF PROGRESS.

COVERED WAGONS TO THE TRAIN.

FROM TRAINS TO AIRPLANES.

SPEED, SPEED.

YEAH, IT'S EVEN HAPPENIN'

HERE IN MAYBERRY, GOOB.

WHAT?

IN A SMALL WAY, OF COURSE.

AUNT BEE TOLD ME THAT THE DAIRY IS GONNA REPLACE

WALT SIMPSON'S HORSE AND WAGON WITH A TRUCK.

YOU MEAN FOR THE DAILY MILK DELIVERY? YEAH.

SURE GONNA SEEM STRANGE AROUND HERE.

THAT HORSE WALT'S GOT, OLD DOLLY,

SHE'S BEEN CLIPPETY-CLOPPIN' AROUND TOWN FOR YEARS.

YEAH, WELL, I GUESS THE MILK COMPANY FIGURES

THAT WALT CAN DO A FASTER JOB WITH A TRUCK.

YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'LL BE

DELIVERIN' THE MILK BY AIRPLANE.

IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

GOOD OLD GIRL.

DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP.

AIN'T A TRUCK MADE YET THAT CAN DO THAT.

MORNING, OPIE.

MORNING, MR. SIMPSON.

YOU WAITING FOR ARNOLD?

YEAH.

ANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE FOR SUPPER?

OH, I DON'T CARE.

ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE FINE.

OH, YOU KNOW, THAT DRIVES ME OUT OF MY MIND.

IF YOU'D ONLY MAKE A SUGGESTION...

JUST ONCE.

WELL...

MORNING, ANDY, BEE.

OH, HELLO, WALT. OH, HELLO, WALT.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

FINE.

FINE, I GUESS.

YEAH.

I GUESS IT'S FINE.

I DON'T KNOW.

HEY, I-I HEAR THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU A TRUCK.

YOU HEARD RIGHT.

WELL, I SUPPOSE A TRUCK WOULD BE MORE EFFICIENT.

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

SEEMS THAT ME AND DOLLY

HAVE BEEN PRETTY EFFICIENT, AIN'T WE?

OH, YES, OF COURSE.

AND I'VE ALWAYS SAID

THAT NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR...

THAT'S A POSTMAN, AUNT BEE.

OH. WELL, I THINK THAT APPLIES

TO MILK DELIVERIES, TOO.

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO DOLLY, WALT?

I BOUGHT HER FROM THE COMPANY.

THEY WERE GOING TO SEND HER OFF SOMEPLACE.

I FIGURED SHE'D BE HAPPIER WITH ME.

GOT A LOT OF ROOM FOR HER TO GRAZE AND TAKE THINGS EASY.

OH, THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU.

YEAH. OH, UH, I'M GOING TO RUN UP TO MY BROTHER'S PLACE

FOR A LITTLE VACATION OUTSIDE OF RALEIGH.

BEN CURTIS WILL TAKE OVER HERE

FOR FOUR OR FIVE DAYS.

THAT'S FINE, WALT.

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

THANKS. BYE.

BYE. BYE.

SEE YA, OPE.

HEY, MR. SIMPSON.

YEAH?

I HEAR YOU'LL BE KEEPING DOLLY OUT ON YOUR FARM.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

SAY, OPE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DOLLY HERE HAS TO BE FED EVERY DAY

WHILE I'M GONE ON MY VACATION.

ONLY WILL BE A MATTER OF YOU RIDING OUT ON YOUR BIKE

AND GIVING HER SOME OATS.

I'LL PAY YOU FIVE DOLLARS FOR IT.

FIVE DOLLARS? SURE.

REALLY? YEAH.

Andy: I WON'T BE HOME FOR LUNCH TODAY.

HEY, PAW! HEY, PAW!

YEAH?

MR. SIMPSON'S GOING TO GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS

IF I RIDE OUT AND FEED DOLLY WHILE HE'S GONE.

THAT'S A MIGHTY GENEROUS OFFER

BUT I DON'T KNOW AS YOU CAN HANDLE THAT

WITH YOUR SCHOOL AND CHORES AND EVERYTHING.

I CAN DO IT, PAW.

CAN'T I, MR. SIMPSON?

THAT'S UP TO YOUR PAW, OPIE.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK A JOB DELIVERING PAPERS?

FOOTBALL GAMES GOT IN THE WAY

AND I WOUND UP DELIVERING THEM?

I'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE EVERYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW, OPE.

PLEASE, PAW?

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

BUT IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, NOT MINE.

RIGHT, PAW.

FINE, FINE.

YOU'LL FIND THE OATS IN THE BARN.

JUST GIVE HER ONE BUCKETFUL A DAY.

OH, SHE ALWAYS GETS JUMPY WHEN SHE THINKS

I'M SOCIALIZING DURING BUSINESS HOURS.

MORNING, DOLLY.

I'LL GET YOUR OATS.

HERE YOU GO, DOLLY-- BREAKFAST.

COME ON, DOLLY, EAT YOUR OATS.

COME ON, QUIT FOOLING AROUND, DOLLY.

I GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL.

HEY, OPE.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

HI, GOOBER.

WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE SO EARLY?

EARL FOSTER HAD A BUSTED FUEL PUMP.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO FEED DOLLY

BUT SHE WON'T EAT.

NEVER MET A HORSE YET

THAT DIDN'T EAT LIKE A HORSE.

GOOD, GOOB.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, OPE?

MAYBE SHE'D EAT OUT OF ONE OF THEM BAGS

YOU TIE AROUND HER HEAD.

I'LL SEE IF WALT'S GOT ONE HERE IN THE BARN.

COME ON, DOLLY, EAT.

I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

OPE, FOUND SOMETHING BETTER.

WHAT'S THIS FOR?

ONCE I HAD THIS CANARY LOUISE

AND SHE WOULDN'T EAT NEITHER

SO I FIGURED SHE WAS LONESOME.

I COULDN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CANARY

SO I PUT A MIRROR IN HER CAGE

AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER OWN REFLECTION.

MAYBE DOLLY'S LONESOME FOR THE OTHER HORSES

DOWN AT THE DAIRY.

YEAH. ANIMALS LIKE TO EAT WITH THEIR OWN KIND.

HEY, DOLLY, LOOK WHO'S COME TO JOIN YOU FOR BREAKFAST.

OLD PAINT.

NOW, WHAT KIND OF MANNERS IS THAT?

NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOUR OWN GUEST.

I GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL.

I GUESS SHE'S JUST NOT HUNGRY.

WELL, TRY AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING.

PUT YOUR BICYCLE IN THE TRUCK AND I'LL DRIVE YOU

INTO TOWN.

OKAY.

EAT.

HERE.

WELL, I THINK THIS IS THE INFORMATION THEY WANTED.

OKAY, I'LL SEND IT RIGHT TO THE COUNTY OFFICE.

OH, HI, GOOB. GOOB.

HEY, ANDY, HOWARD.

I DROPPED BY TO ASK

IF THAT HORSE HAS EATEN ANYTHING YET.

NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

IT'S NOT BECAUSE OPIE ISN'T TRYING.

I SAW HIM EARLY THIS MORNING

PEDALING OUT TO WALT'S PLACE.

HE DESERVES A LOT OF CREDIT FOR TAKING ON A JOB LIKE THAT.

FIVE DOLLARS IS PRETTY GOOD INCENTIVE.

FIVE DOLLARS? WOW.

IT'S FOR A WEEK'S WORK.

THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH.

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I GOT FOR A DAY'S WORK

WHEN I WAS OPIE'S AGE.

I GET UP BEFORE DAYLIGHT, CHOP THE NEIGHBOR'S KINDLING

FEED THEIR CHICKENS, SLOP THEIR HOGS...

OH, I KNOW, GOOB...

I'M NOT FINISHED.

THEN I'D DELIVER GROCERIES...

YEAH, BUT...

I'M NOT FINISHED YET.

THEN I GO OVER TO MY DADDY'S GARAGE

SWEEP UP AND PUMP GAS

AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH

I GOT FOR THAT?

A GRAND TOTAL OF 25 CENTS A DAY.

WELL, COULDN'T GET A BOY TO DO THAT NOW.

YOU COULDN'T GET A BOY TO DO IT THEN.

I QUIT AFTER THE FIRST DAY.

OH.

WELL, I'LL JUST PUT THIS IN THE MAILBOX.

OH, HI, OPE.

PAW, IT'S ABOUT DOLLY.

NOW I TOLD YOU

SHE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, NOT MINE.

BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER.

SHE HASN'T EATEN FOR THREE DAYS.

MAYBE SHE EATS WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.

NO. I MEASURE HER OATS.

SHE WON'T EVEN EAT APPLES OR SUGAR.

YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

HORSES ARE SMART.

WHEN SHE GETS HUNGRY, SHE'LL EAT.

HEY, OPE, I DON'T THINK YOU GOT ANY PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW, A HORSE CAN LIVE OFF ITS FAT

FOR SEVEN DAYS.

THAT'S A CAMEL.

I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

SAY, OPE...

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A BOY

I HAD A PONY.

HIS NAME WAS FIDO.

FIDO?

SOUNDS LIKE A DOG'S NAME.

WELL, HE SORT OF KIND OF THOUGHT HE WAS A DOG.

HE WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO SIT ON MY LAP.

ANYWAY, HE WOULDN'T EAT IN THE MORNINGS EITHER.

SO, MAYBE DOLLY'S THE SAME WAY.

MAYBE THAT'S IT.

SO, I ALWAYS FED FIDO IN THE AFTERNOONS

AND HE'D GOBBLE UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY TO FEED DOLLY NOW.

YEAH. THANKS, MR. SPRAGUE.

SEE YA, OPE.

BYE, GOOB.

HEY, OPE, REMEMBER

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE YARD THIS AFTERNOON.

Arnold: HEY, OPE.

WANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND PLAY FOOTBALL?

I CAN'T. GOT TO MOW THE LAWN.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FATHER YOUR LEG HURTS?

OH, ARNOLD, I CAN'T DO THA...

HEY, ARNOLD.

YEAH?

WANT TO MAKE A QUARTER?

DOING WHAT?

RIDE OUT TO MR. SIMPSON'S FARM AND FEED DOLLY.

I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

SHE WON'T EAT IN THE MORNINGS.

I HAD A CAT THAT WOULDN'T EAT-- SHE DIED.

DOLLY'S NOT GOING TO DIE.

BESIDES, IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE DAYS.

IT WAS ONLY THREE DAYS WITH MY CAT.

LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU 50 CENTS.

I WANT TO SEE IF SHE'LL EAT IN THE AFTERNOONS.

I'LL DO IT FOR 60.

OKAY. IN ADVANCE.

I HAVEN'T GOT THE MONEY NOW.

THEN IT'S 65.

OKAY! OKAY!

JUST RIDE OUT THERE AND FEED HER.

OKAY.

ARNOLD, WHAT DID YOU BRING HER HERE FOR?

SHE WOULDN'T EAT

AND I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT MY CAT

AND I GOT SCARED.

OH, FOR GOSH SAKES, ARNOLD.

AND SHE FELT WARM.

I THINK YOU OUGHT TO CALL A DOCTOR, OPIE.

WELL, SHE DOESN'T FEEL WARM TO ME.

YOU GOT TO TAKE HER RIGHT BACK.

MY PAW AND AUNT BEE WILL BE HOME SOON

AND I'M LIABLE TO BE IN REAL TROUBLE.

I CAN'T. I GOT TO GO HOME NOW.

GEE WHIZ, ARNOLD.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I'LL HIDE HER IN THE GARAGE

FOR THE NIGHT

AND GET UP EARLY AND TAKE HER BACK.

COME ON, DOLLY.

COME ON.

I'LL TAKE YOU BACK IN THE MORNING.

YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR PA SHE'S IN THERE?

YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?

MMM!

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D CHANGE

MY APPLE PIE RECIPE, BUT CLARA SAID

SHE PUT A PINCH OF NUTMEG

IN THE APPLES WHILE THEY'RE SIMMERING

AND I THOUGHT I'D TRY IT.

I THINK IT PICKS IT UP.

MMM, THANK YOU.

YOU LIKE IT, OPIE?

WHAT?

THE PIE.

OH, IT'S GREAT.

YOU'RE QUIET TONIGHT.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SURE, AUNT BEE. I'M FINE.

HE'S PROBABLY JUST TIRED FROM MOWING THE LAWN.

YEAH.

OH, ANDY, I RAN INTO SALLY HIGGINS TODAY.

YOU REMEMBER SALLY HIGGINS.

YEAH.

Aunt Bee: WHAT'S THAT?

Andy: I HAVE NO IDEA.

WHAT ABOUT SALLY HIGGINS, AUNT BEE?

OH, YES. WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY...

WHAT CAN THAT BE?

SOUNDS LIKE FRED HARTLEY'S BUILDING SOMETHING.

YEAH, IT DOES, DOESN'T IT?

HE'S PROBABLY BUILDING SOMETHING.

THAT'S JUST HOW IT SOUNDS.

WHAT ABOUT SALLY HIGGINS, AUNT BEE?

WELL, UM...

YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S BUILDING?

NO, BUT I'M SURE HE'S BUILDING SOMETHING

'CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BUILDING SOMETHING.

IF IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BUILDING SOMETHING, HE MUST BE.

MAYBE HE'S FIXING THAT FENCE.

YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

I BELIEVE I'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK AND SEE.

PAW, MR. HARTLEY DOESN'T LIKE IT

FOR ANYBODY TO WATCH HIM.

I WATCHED HIM ONE TIME

AND HE DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL.

PAW!

MILK IS IMPORTANT, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

IT'S HEALTHY, IT MAKES KIDS GROW AND EVERYTHING

AND WHEN YOU THINK OF WHO'S BEEN RESPONSIBLE

FOR DELIVERING MY MILK ALL THESE YEARS...

...IT KIND OF MAKES YOU THINK

THAT IF SHE'S EVER IN TROUBLE, YOU OUGHT TO KIND OF HELP HER.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?

DOLLY'S IN THE GARAGE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE IT.

WELL... ARNOLD WENT TO FEED HER

'CAUSE WE THOUGHT SHE'D EAT IN THE AFTERNOONS

AND I HAD TO CUT THE GRASS.

WELL, SHE STILL WOULDN'T EAT

AND ARNOLD HAD A CAT

WHO DIED ONCE FROM NOT EATING.

HE GOT WORRIED, SO HE BROUGHT HER BACK HERE.

NOW I HAVE TO PAY HIM 65 CENTS.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

DIDN'T I WARN YOU

IT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU?

I WAS GOING TO TAKE HER BACK IN THE MORNING.

YOU KNOW YOU'D BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

FIRST I'M DELIVERING PAPERS

AND NOW I'M TAKING A HORSE HOME.

DOLLY!

ARNOLD BROUGHT HER HERE.

SHE HASN'T EATEN FOR THREE DAYS.

WELL, FOR GOODNESS SAKES.

WAS THAT SHE MAKING ALL THAT NOISE?

YEAH. I REALLY DIDN'T LIE, PAW.

I JUST SAID IT WAS PROBABLY

MR. HARTLEY BUILDING SOMETHING.

NOW, REMEMBER, I SAID PROBABLY.

THAT'S VERY BORDERLINE.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER, PAW.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO CALL THE VET.

WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE SPARKLE IN HER EYE

SHE USED TO HAVE.

HOW CAN HER EYES HAVE SPARKLE?

SHE KNOWS SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY GARAGE.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT IF OPIE HAD THE LOOK THIS HORSE HAS

HE'D GO RIGHT TO BED.

ASPIRIN, HOT BATH, AND FORCED LIQUIDS.

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HORSES AT ALL, PAW?

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SHERIFF.

WELL, I AGREE WITH OPIE.

WE SHOULD HAVE DR. ROBERTS HERE THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

I KNOW, DOLLY, WE ALL HAVE TO GO SOMETIME

BUT YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANY CHANCE TO ENJOY LIFE.

JUST WORK, WORK, WORK.

AUNT BEE!

YOU'VE GOT TO CALL HIM NOW.

I'LL CALL HIM.

THANKS, PAW.

WELL...

HEART'S OKAY.

RESPIRATION'S GOOD.

TEMPERATURE'S NORMAL.

LUNGS ARE CLEAR.

HASN'T EATEN FOR FOUR DAYS, HUH?

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, NOT GOING TO HURT HER

TO BE OFF HER FEED FOR A FEW DAYS MORE.

BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT AILS HER.

DOCTOR, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

NOW, I KNOW IT'S A SILLY IDEA.

WHAT?

WELL, MAYBE SHE'S NOT EATING

BECAUSE SHE MISSES WALT.

THEY ARE VERY CLOSE, YOU KNOW.

NOT SILLY AT ALL, BEE.

HORSES CAN GET EMOTIONALLY UPSET JUST LIKE PEOPLE.

WALT WILL BE BACK DAY AFTER TOMORROW.

MAYBE THE CRISIS WILL BE OVER BY THEN.

COULD BE.

COULD BE THAT.

KNOW SOMETHING, BEE?

WHAT?

I MIGHT START CALLING YOU IN FOR CONSULTATIONS.

OH, DOCTOR.

WELL, I'M SURE GLAD YOU'RE BACK, WALT.

OH, THAT CRAZY OLD NAG, GETTING EVERYBODY UPSET.

WELL, JUST LOOK AT YOU.

GOT MORE RIBS SHOWING THAN A TWO-DOLLAR UMBRELLA.

YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

WELL, NOW THAT OLD WALT'S BACK, YOU JUST WATCH HER GO.

COME ON, THERE.

HERE YOU ARE, GIRL-- DIG IN.

WELL, I'LL BE DANGED.

COME ON, GIRL, STOP FOOLING AROUND.

COME ON HERE, NOW EAT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, WALT?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.

NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

IT'S A REAL MYSTERY.

DOCTOR SAYS NOTHING'S WRONG WITH HER.

IF SHE DIDN'T MISS YOU,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG IN A HORSE'S LIFE.

HUH. I WISH I KNEW.

I WISH I KNEW, ANDY.

WELL, IF SHE AIN'T LONESOME FOR WALT

WHAT CAN IT BE, THEN?

I DON'T KNOW, GOOBER.

I JUST DON'T KNOW!

WELL, MAYBE WALT SHOULD CALL IN A SPECIALIST.

THERE ARE NO VETERINARIAN SPECIALISTS.

THERE SHOULD BE.

HORSES ARE MADE UP OF DIFFERENT THINGS

JUST LIKE PEOPLE.

I KEEP TELLING YOU

WHEN THAT HORSE GETS HUNGRY ENOUGH, SHE'LL EAT.

ANDY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY

IT AIN'T NATURAL NOT EATING LIKE THIS.

AND, ANDY, YOU'RE THE SHERIFF OF THIS TOWN.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

WELL, DIDN'T YOU TAKE AN OATH OR SOMETHING

ABOUT WHEN AN EMERGENCY ARISES?

I DON'T THINK THEY WERE REFERRING

TO THIS KIND OF EMERGENCY.

OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT HAIRS.

WELL, I GOT TO GO TO WORK.

HEAR ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW.

WELL, GOOD-BYE, ANDY.

WELL, WHAT TIME'S SUPPER?

HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND YET.

COME ON, DOLLY.

WHY DON'T YOU EAT?

CAN I PUT IN A DAY'S WORK

WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE STARVED TO DEATH?

OH, HI, OPE.

HI, MR. SIMPSON.

ANYTHING YET?

NO.

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN SHE GO ON LIKE THIS?

WELL, I'D... SAY NOT TOO...

GOOD-BYE, DOLLY.

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET HOME.

I'VE STILL GOT A JOB TO DO.

OH, UH... OPIE, I ALMOST FORGOT.

HERE YOU ARE.

NO, THANKS, MR. SIMPSON.

I DIDN'T DO MY JOB.

WELL, YOU TRIED.

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, OPIE.

I JUST CAN'T FIGURE THAT OUT.

MR. SIMPSON! COME HERE!

I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!

WHAT?

LOOK!

THAT'S WHY SHE ISN'T EATING.

SHE WANTS TO GO BACK TO WORK!

LOOK!

SEE?

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, BOY.

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE RETIRED.

THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN BUGGING HER.

NOW, LOOKY HERE, DOLLY.

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

THE DAIRY SAYS IT'S EFFICIENCY AND PROGRESS.

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING YOU CAN DO?

WELL, IF IT WAS MY DAIRY

SHE'D STILL BE MAKING THE ROUNDS WITH ME.

WELL, MY PAW ALWAYS TOLD ME

WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY.

WELL, ISN'T THAT A SIGHT?

YOU SURE CAME UP

WITH THE SOLUTION, OPE.

WELL, THE IDEA CAME FROM DOLLY.

BUT SHE'S GOT HER APPETITE BACK.

OH, I WONDER WHAT THE DAIRY COMPANY'S GOING TO SAY TO THAT.

WHAT CAN THEY SAY?

WALT'S DRIVING THE TRUCK.

WELL, HELLO, WALT.

WALT, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING, OPIE.

WELL, HOW'S DOLLY DOING?

OH, FINE. FINE.

NOW SHE THINKS SHE'S PUSHING INSTEAD OF PULLING.

OH.

WELL, IT ALL GOES TO PROVE ONE THING.

WHAT'S THAT, HOWARD?

THAT HORSES REALLY ARE DUMB ANIMALS.

THAT DOLLY HAD A CHANCE TO RETIRE AND TAKE THINGS EASY.

INSTEAD, SHE WANTS TO GO BACK TO WORK.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.

I GOT AN ANNUITY THAT PAYS OFF WHEN I'M 60,

AND THAT'S THE DAY I STOP THE OLD DAILY GRIND.

GONNA RETIRE, HUH? YEP.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOU RETIRE, HOWARD?

WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU A TYPICAL DAY.

GONNA GET UP IN THE MORNING,

HAVE A LITTLE BREAKFAST, READ THE PAPER,

PUTTER AROUND THE GARDEN FOR A WHILE,

COME INTO TOWN, HAVE SOME LUNCH AT THE DINER.

SPEND A COUPLE HOURS VISITIN' FRIENDS,

GO HOME, READ THE EVENIN' NEWSPAPER,

HAVE A LITTLE DINNER,

GO TO BED.

THAT'D BE YOUR TYPICAL DAY, HUH?

YEP.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. WHAT?

DID THAT SOUND AS DULL TO YOU AS IT DID TO ME?

SOUNDED PRETTY DULL.

I'D PROBABLY GO CRAZY, THE FIRST WEEK.

I GUESS THAT HORSE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

THAT'S A SMART HORSE.

REAL SMART.