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FIRST, I WANT TO GO DOWN TO THE MAILBOX. 8 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,075 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MAIL? 9 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:44,812 I -- OH, YOU'LL THINK I'M SILLY. 10 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,614 NO, I WON'T THINK YOU'RE SILLY. 11 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,516 WELL, I JUST WANT TO MAIL THIS. 12 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,517 WHAT IS IT? 13 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,851 YOU'LL THINK I'M SILLY. 14 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,820 I TOLD YOU, I WON'T THINK YOU'RE SILLY. 15 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,322 WELL, IT'S THE MANUSCRIPT 16 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,324 FOR A BOOK I WROTE ABOUT CHILDREN. 17 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,092 IT'S-IT'S NOTHING. 18 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:00,728 A BOOK! 19 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,630 NO KIDDIN'! 20 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,166 HUH! WHAT'S IT CALLED? 21 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,600 YOU THINK I'M SILLY! 22 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,736 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SILLY. 23 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:12,640 WELL, IT'S CALLED, AMUSING TALES OF TINY TOTS. 24 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,108 HUH. 25 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,576 SEE, I TOLD YOU YOU'D THINK I WAS SILLY. 26 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,146 NO, NO, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SILLY. 27 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,614 IT'S JUST, YOU REALLY WROTE A WHOLE BOOK! 28 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,184 YEAH, IT WAS SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO, SO I DID IT. 29 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,318 WELL, IT'S JUST GREAT! 30 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,619 WHO ARE YOU SENDING IT TO? 31 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,321 OH, THIS PUBLISHER UP IN RICHMOND. 32 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:28,856 I FOUND HIS NAME IN THE PHONE BOOK. 33 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,291 I THOUGHT I'D SEND IT TO HIM. 34 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,260 NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN, PROBABLY. 35 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,362 WELL, YOU NEVER CAN TELL. 36 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,197 OH, BUT I'M JUST AN AMATEUR. 37 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,399 SO WAS MARK TWAIN, TILL HE GOT SOMETHING PUBLISHED. 38 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,501 WOW, WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING 39 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,503 IF IT ACTUALLY GOT PUBLISHED, 40 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,638 AND I'D BE LIKE A-A REAL AUTHOR! 41 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:45,673 WOULDN'T IT? 42 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,874 OH! 43 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,409 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, 44 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,145 MAYBERRY WAS JUST ANOTHER LITTLE TOWN. 45 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,546 AND NOW, WE'RE LIABLE TO BECOME 46 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,215 THE LITERARY CENTER OF THE SOUTH. 47 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,184 OH, ANDY! 48 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:20,941 Helen: ANDY! 49 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,253 OH! IT JUST CAME BY SPECIAL DELIVERY. 50 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,688 I'M SO EXCITED, I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY. 51 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,689 LOOK AT IT. 52 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,957 WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 53 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,793 OH, THAT BEATS EVERYTHING. 54 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,595 CAN I MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT? 55 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,963 PLEASE. I'M TOO NERVOUS. 56 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,565 LISTEN. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 57 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,335 MISS HELEN CRUMP HAS JUST BEEN INFORMED 58 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,803 THAT HER FIRST BOOK WILL BE PUBLISHED 59 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,506 AND SHE'S BEEN SENT AN ADVANCE CHECK 60 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,841 OF $1,000. 61 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:54,842 $1,000! 62 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:55,843 $1,000! 63 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,345 BOY. 64 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,979 HELEN, YOU MUST BE A VERY TALENTED WRITER. 65 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,448 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK? 66 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,883 AMUSING TALES OF TINY TOTS. 67 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:03,984 IT'S ABOUT KIDS, HUH? 68 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,419 THEY'RE FUNNY ALL RIGHT. 69 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:06,487 YEAH. 70 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,755 THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING. 71 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,623 I HAVE TO GO UP TO RICHMOND TOMORROW 72 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:10,991 AND MEET WITH THE PUBLISHER. 73 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:11,992 IT'S ALL SO NEW. 74 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,327 ANDY CAN GO WITH YOU. 75 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,862 HE'LL GIVE YOU A SHOULDER TO LEAN ON. 76 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,863 'COURSE I WILL. 77 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:16,997 OH, I'LL NEED IT. 78 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,599 WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY? 79 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,767 I DON'T KNOW, OPIE. 80 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,535 GEE, I NEVER HAD A RICH TEACHER BEFORE. 81 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,803 THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 82 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,004 COME ON, OPIE. 83 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,839 I'M GOING TO FIX SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. 84 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:26,840 COME ON. 85 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,842 OH. 86 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,578 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 87 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,580 OH. OH... 88 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,854 OH, HELLO. 89 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,856 UH, I'M HELEN CRUMP. 90 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,460 OH, YES. OH, MISS CRUMP, YOU WROTE A DELIGHTFUL BOOK. 91 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:47,595 THANK YOU. 92 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,532 MISS CRUMP IS HERE. 93 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:52,800 Send her in. 94 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,802 WON'T YOU COME THIS WAY? 95 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,273 YOU CAN WAIT OUT HERE IF YOU'D LIKE. 96 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,374 HE'S WITH ME. 97 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,509 WELL... 98 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,377 OH, ANDY, PLEASE COME IN WITH ME. 99 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,545 WELL. 100 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,546 THANK YOU. 101 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,680 EXCUSE US. 102 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,617 HELLO, MISS CRUMP. 103 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,884 I'M ROGER RYAN. 104 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,421 OH, I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 105 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,055 THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR. 106 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,457 HI, THERE, SANDY. 107 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,292 MISS CRUMP, I CAN'T BEGIN 108 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,861 TO COMPLIMENT YOU ENOUGH ON YOUR BOOK. 109 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,663 YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD 110 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,932 A GOOD, SENSITIVE BOOK ABOUT KIDS 111 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,567 IN A LONG, LONG TIME. 112 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,402 OH, IT'S GOT GREAT STYLE. 113 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:31,071 AND SHE WROTE EVERY WORD OF IT HERSELF. 114 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,573 WHAT? OH, YES, YES. 115 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,442 HELEN CRUMP, MEET ROBLING FLASK 116 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,410 YOUR COVER DESIGNER AND HAROLD MOSBY 117 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,412 BEST PROMOTION MAN IN THE BUSINESS. 118 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,547 HOW DO YOU DO? 119 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,614 HI. 120 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,082 YES, AND THIS IS TAYLOR SANDERS. 121 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,584 EXCUSE US, WILL YOU? 122 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,753 NOW, LET'S SIT DOWN AND GET TO WORK, SHALL WE? 123 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:46,754 HERE WE ARE. 124 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,322 OH. WELL. 125 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,390 THANK YOU. 126 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,695 WE, UH, WE ENJOYED YOUR BOOK VERY MUCH, MISS CRUMP. 127 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,564 IT SHOWS CONSIDERABLE TALENT. 128 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:57,698 OH, WELL, THANK YOU. 129 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,036 OH, YEAH. GRAB A CHAIR, HUH? 130 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,708 UH... I'LL, I'LL JUST STAND. 131 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,842 FINE, FINE. 132 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,043 MISS CRUMP, I TELL YOU 133 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,845 WE SEE A GREAT FUTURE FOR YOU. 134 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,382 YOU KNOW, WE'RE EVEN THINKING OF POSSIBLY 135 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,417 A WHOLE SERIES OF BOOKS LIKE THIS. 136 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,118 AND THE FACT THAT YOUR CREATIVITY 137 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,521 EMERGED FROM A SMALL TOWN LIKE MAYBERRY 138 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,956 WELL, IT GIVES US A GREAT PROMOTIONAL ANGLE. 139 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,059 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT SMALL. 140 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,497 OH, WELL, NOW, LET... LET'S JUST SAY THAT, UM... 141 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:33,934 THAT NO MAJOR TALENT HAS EMERGED FROM MAYBERRY UNTIL HELEN CRUMP. 142 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,570 OH, SAY, THAT BRINGS UP 143 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,939 ANOTHER POINT I WANTED TO DISCUSS WITH YOU: 144 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,408 YOUR NAME. 145 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,742 YOU KNOW, IF WE LOOK BACK 146 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,111 AT SOME OF THE SUCCESSFUL WOMEN AUTHORS-- 147 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,647 EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY... 148 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,483 ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING-- 149 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:55,155 "HELEN CRUMP" DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE SAME RING. 150 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:59,527 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POSSIBLY A PEN NAME? 151 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,861 WELL, POSSIBLY. POSSIBLY. 152 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,029 UH... HAROLD-- 153 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,498 I THINK IT WAS HAROLD-- HAD A THOUGHT. 154 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:09,803 HELENE ALEXIAN DUBOIS. 155 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:12,540 "HELENE ALEXIAN DUBOIS"? 156 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,842 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ANDY? 157 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,411 WELL, UH... 158 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,812 OH. WELL, YOU SEE 159 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,014 WE WANTED SOMETHING CONTINENTAL... 160 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,916 SOMETHING WITH CLASS. 161 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,718 WELL, UH... 162 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,954 HELEN, HERE, COMES FROM KANSAS 163 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,789 AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND 164 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:32,125 OVER THERE, THE NAME CRUMP HAS A LOT OF CLASS. 165 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,694 YES. 166 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,730 WELL, OUR CIRCULATION DOES GO FAR BEYOND KANSAS. 167 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,799 SO, IF YOU HAVE NO OBJECTION... 168 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,067 OH, WELL... 169 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,135 NO, NOT-NOT REALLY. 170 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,804 OH, FINE. FINE. 171 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,807 NOW, ABOUT YOUR COVER DESIGN-- 172 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,975 ROBLING. 173 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,577 YOUR COVER LAYOUT PRESENTED 174 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:50,978 A MARVELOUS CHALLENGE 175 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,781 BUT I BELIEVE I WORKED OUT SOMETHING QUITE THRILLING. 176 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,786 OH, THAT'S NICE. 177 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:02,055 YES, I LET MY PASTELS RUN WILD. 178 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,225 IT WILL BE AN EFFECTIVE COVER AT A DISTANCE, TOO. 179 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,061 YES. HAVE YOU AN EASEL AROUND HERE, ROGER? 180 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,196 N-N-NO. 181 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,198 NO. OH. I SAY. 182 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,535 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS UP FOR A MINUTE, OLD CHAP? 183 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,203 OH, NO. 184 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,838 BACK A LITTLE, HUH? 185 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,106 BACK? 186 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,612 YOU SEE, IT PROJECTS JUST RIGHT. 187 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,179 IT HAS IMPACT, TOO, I THINK. 188 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:29,149 I SAY, WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING IT BEHIND YOUR BACK 189 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,718 AND THEN WHISK IT OUT? 190 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:32,986 SURE. 191 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,025 YOU'LL SEE. IT'S AN IMMEDIATE EYE-CATCHER. 192 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,161 NOW, WHISK. 193 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,599 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 194 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,000 ONCE MORE, WOULD YOU? 195 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,840 WHISK! 196 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:56,577 WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK, MISS... DUBOIS? 197 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,079 I THINK IT'S JUST WONDERFUL. 198 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,915 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT, ANDY? 199 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,251 UH... 200 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,555 WELL, UH... 201 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:11,191 ARE YOU AN ILLUSTRATOR, TOO, SIR? 202 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,061 OH, NO. NO, I'M WITH HER. 203 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,702 FLOYD, YOU KNOW HELEN AND ANDY 204 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,004 ARE BACK FROM RICHMOND? 205 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,906 OLD NEWS IS BORING NEWS, GOOBER. 206 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,908 WELL, THEY JUST GOT IN LAST NIGHT. 207 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,276 I DIDN'T FIGURE YOU KNEW. 208 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,645 IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN THE PAPER. 209 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,615 YOU YOUNG FELLOWS REALLY OUGHT TO READ MORE. 210 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,016 WELL, LET ME SEE. 211 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,653 YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE PRESS LIKE MY GENERATION. 212 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,990 NO TIME TO INFORM YOURSELF ON CURRENT EVENTS. 213 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,025 LOOK, FLOYD, I JUST DROPPED IN HERE 214 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,760 TO MAKE A SIMPLE STATEMENT. 215 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:50,030 IF I WANT TO HEAR A LECTURE I CAN TURN ON MY RADIO. 216 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,700 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 217 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,569 THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING ABOUT HELEN AND HER BOOK, AIN'T IT? 218 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:56,770 $1,000. 219 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,172 THAT'S PROBABLY ONLY THE BEGINNING. 220 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,909 YOU KNOW, WHEN AN AUTHOR GETS FAMOUS 221 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,311 THEY START PAYING THEM BY THE WORD-- 222 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,914 10 CENTS A WORD, 20 CENTS A WORD. 223 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,181 YEAH, THAT CAN MOUNT UP. 224 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,650 YEAH. 225 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,685 IN ONE OF HER LITTLE STORIES 226 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:14,655 SHE COULD STICK IN SOMETHING ABOUT A SUNSET. 227 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,856 YOU KNOW, LIKE, 228 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,760 "THE SUN IS DROPPING LAZILY DOWN 229 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:24,097 BEHIND THE PURPLE HILL IN THE WESTERN SKY." 230 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:27,901 A THING LIKE THAT COULD RUN $10 OR $12. 231 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,803 EASY. WHY, I'LL BET THAT... 232 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:30,804 HI, GUYS. 233 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:31,805 HEY, ANDY. 234 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:32,940 HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT? 235 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,675 YEAH. TELL US ABOUT RICHMOND, ANDY. 236 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,910 YOU MUST BE AWFUL PROUD HAVING YOUR FIANCEE 237 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,345 COME UP A LITERARY SENSATION. 238 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,680 YEAH. 239 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,181 YOU WON'T HAVE A THING TO WORRY ABOUT 240 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,783 AFTER YOU AND HELEN ARE MARRIED. 241 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,917 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 242 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,218 WITH ALL THE MONEY SHE'LL BE MAKING. 243 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,353 GOOBER'S RIGHT. 244 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,922 YOUR ADDRESS WILL BE ON EASY STREET. 245 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:51,892 COULD I GET A HAIRCUT, FLOYD? 246 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,227 AND THINK OF EVERYBODY YOU'LL MEET, TOO. 247 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,363 YEAH, MOVIE STARS, QUEENS, MAHARAJAS. 248 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,698 WRITERS HANG AROUND 249 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,800 WITH THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW. 250 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,803 YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR FISHING, WITH HELEN 251 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,071 BRINGING IN THE BACON. 252 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,073 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE IT UP. 253 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,242 CHAMPAGNE, CAVIAR, FLAMINGO EGGS. 254 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,079 FLOYD, COULD I GET A HAIRCUT? 255 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,681 WHY DON'T YOU GET HELEN TO BUY YOU 256 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,683 ONE OF THEM GOLD RINGS WITH YOUR INITIALS ON IT 257 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,717 FOR YOUR LITTLE FINGER? 258 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,185 NOW, THAT'S CLASS. 259 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,854 INVEST HER MONEY WISELY, ANDY. 260 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,724 IT COULD BE THE START OF AN EMPIRE. 261 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,295 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 262 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,671 Howard: HEY, ANDY! 263 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,872 HOWDY, ANDY. 264 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,040 OH. HI, HOWARD. 265 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,675 SAY, I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE 266 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,043 TO CONGRATULATE YOU YET. 267 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,211 CONGRATULATE ME? 268 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,779 YEAH, ON HELEN'S BOOK. 269 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,115 WELL, AFTER ALL, SHE'S YOUR FIANCEE. 270 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,250 SO I GUESS I'M CONGRATULATING YOU 271 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,885 ON BEING A GOOD PICKER. 272 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,053 OH. OH. 273 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,988 YOU MUST FEEL EIGHT FEET TALL, HUH? 274 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,190 OH, SURE, I FEEL EIGHT FEET TALL, BOY. 275 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,391 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 276 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,027 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF TIMES 277 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,361 WHEN THE WIFE OR THE FIANCEE 278 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,764 ACHIEVES MORE FAME AND FORTUNE THAN THE FELLOW 279 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:04,898 IT CAN CAUSE A BREACH. 280 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:05,899 HUH. 281 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,000 BUT NOT 282 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,435 GOOD OLD ANDY, HUH? 283 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,905 NO, NOT GOOD, OLD ANDY. 284 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,174 NO, SIR, YOU AREN'T GOING TO CHANGE ONE BIT. 285 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,408 NO, NO. 286 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,445 GUESS YOU'LL KEEP RIGHT ON WORKING, HUH? 287 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,213 UH... YEAH, YEAH. 288 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:24,451 I THINK I'LL PROBABLY KEEP ON WORKING AND... 289 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,988 I EXPECT ABOUT THE ONLY TIME THAT I'LL TAKE OFF 290 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,457 WILL BE FOR A LITTLE POLO OR TENNIS. 291 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,196 OH. 292 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,932 OH, BOY. 293 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,301 I BELIEVE THAT THAT IS THE FINEST DINNER 294 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,469 THAT I'VE EVER HAD 295 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,337 CELEBRATING ONE OF YOUR BOOKS. 296 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,206 I'VE NEVER SOLD A BOOK BEFORE. 297 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,341 KEEP IT UP-- IT HELPS YOUR COOKING. 298 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,476 HEY, A TOAST. 299 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,011 I'M FOR THAT. 300 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,114 MAY THIS BE THE FIRST IN A LONG LINE OF DINNERS 301 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,216 CELEBRATING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS 302 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,185 THAT POUR FROM THE TYPEWRITER 303 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,020 OF HELENE ALEXIAN DUBOIS. 304 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,188 THANK YOU. 305 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,455 THERE YOU ARE. 306 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,857 MMM. 307 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,193 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO LATER? 308 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,327 OH, ANDY, I'M SORRY. 309 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,796 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE 310 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,430 BUT ROGER BRYANT'S COMING DOWN TOMORROW 311 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,865 TO LOOK OVER THOSE REWRITES 312 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,366 AND I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME 313 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,268 THE REST OF THIS EVENING TO FINISH THEM. 314 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,972 OH. WELL, WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING INTERFERE WITH THAT, CAN WE? 315 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,540 OH. 316 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,343 YOU KNOW, I'M SOMETHING, I REALLY AM. 317 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,445 I'M THE ONLY MAN IN MAYBERRY 318 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,248 OR MT. PILOT, OR ANYWHERE AROUND HERE 319 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,919 WHO IS GOING WITH A LADY WHO IS RICH AND FAMOUS. 320 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,121 I'M NOT RICH AND FAMOUS... YET. 321 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,390 I-I'M JUST ENJOYING AN INTERESTING SIDE CAREER. 322 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,525 THAT'S RIGHT 323 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,994 AND EVERYTHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME 324 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,431 IS GOING TO REMAIN EXACTLY AS IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 325 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,370 OH, ANDY, YOU'RE SO SWEET TO HELP LIKE THIS. 326 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,005 IF YOU'VE GOT TO DO REWRITES 327 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,440 YOU'VE GOT TO DO REWRITES. 328 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,109 OH, WOULD YOU MIND? 329 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,444 OH. OH, OF COURSE. 330 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,350 HEY, ANDY. NICE-LOOKING APRON. 331 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,552 I WAS WORKING LATE OVER AT THE FILLING STATION. 332 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,555 THESE FOLKS WERE JUST PASSING THROUGH FIRST TIME IN MAYBERRY. 333 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,424 THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SEE. 334 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,126 SO I TOLD 'EM ABOUT POTTER'S CAVE 335 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,228 AND HOW THEY'RE SANDBLASTING THE HIGH SCHOOL 336 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,396 AND THEN I REMEMBERED 337 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,165 ABOUT HELEN BEING A LITERARY SENSATION 338 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,300 AND THEY JUST HAD TO MEET A FAMOUS CELEBRITY. 339 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,002 HELEN, I HOPE I'M NOT OUT OF LINE. 340 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,436 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GOOBER. 341 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,138 I'M NOT REALLY A CELEBRITY. 342 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,407 I'M JUST WRITING A BOOK ABOUT CHILDREN. 343 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,910 WE'VE NEVER SEEN A WRITER CLOSE-UP BEFORE. 344 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,045 IT'S REAL EXCITING. 345 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,948 AND, UH, WHO'S THIS GENTLEMAN? 346 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,052 I'M WITH HER. 347 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,160 NOW, THERE'S YOUR TOAST. 348 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,431 AND IT'S NOT BURNT, SO DON'T PICK AT IT. 349 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,166 OH, AND BY THE WAY 350 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,168 TRY NOT TO CROSS YOUR FATHER. 351 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,170 HE'S ACTING A LITTLE PEEVISH LATELY. 352 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,471 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 353 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,040 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,474 I THINK HE'S OVERWORKING. 355 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,076 MAYBE WE'D BETTER NOT MENTION 356 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,444 ANYTHING ABOUT HIS JOB, HMM? 357 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,445 OKAY. 358 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,914 OH, GOOD MORNING, ANDY. 359 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,181 MORNING. MORNING, PA. 360 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,919 TOAST, ANDY? 361 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,454 NOT BURNT LIKE THAT. 362 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,463 HOW'S HELEN? 363 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,597 FINE. 364 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,099 SHE SURE CAN WRITE GOOD. 365 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,434 Bee: ISN'T IT WONDERFUL 366 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,669 HOW SHE'S PUT MAYBERRY ON THE MAP? 367 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,971 YEAH. 368 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,973 THEY RAN A FULL- PAGE AD ON HER 369 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,674 IN THE MT. PILOT BUGLE AND SUN. 370 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,176 MT. PILOT'S PROBABLY JEALOUS 371 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,045 'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANYBODY FAMOUS. 372 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,346 WHY DON'T YOU EAT? 373 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,548 OH, ANDY, YOU'VE MADE ME VERY PROUD. 374 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,183 TO BE THE AUNT OF A MAN 375 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,552 WHO'S GOING TO MARRY A FAMOUS AUTHORESS. 376 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,492 I'D SAY HE'S STILL PEEVISH. 377 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,227 SO HE IS. 378 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,628 AND WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 379 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,965 ABOUT HIS JOB OR THE COURTHOUSE OR ANYTHING. 380 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,401 A... ANDY? 381 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,970 ANDY, ARE YOU THERE? 382 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,371 OH, HI, ANDY. OH, HI, HELEN. 383 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,006 ANDY, ROGER BRYANT'S IN TOWN. 384 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,041 I SPENT A FEW MINUTES WITH HIM THIS MORNING 385 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,210 AND YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WORK'S INVOLVED 386 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,478 IN GETTING A BOOK OUT. 387 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,480 ROGER WANTS ME TO DO SOME MORE REWRITES. 388 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,648 AND HE WANTS ME TO DO A BIOGRAPHY OF MYSELF 389 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,350 FOR THE FLYLEAF. 390 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,186 OH, ANDY, THE REASON I CAME BY IS 391 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,188 ROGER AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK 392 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,389 EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK. 393 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,124 TONIGHT? 394 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,458 WELL, YES, TONIGHT, TOO. 395 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,726 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO 396 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,528 TO MORELLI'S TO DINNER TONIGHT. 397 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,563 YEAH, I KNOW, ANDY. I'M SORRY. 398 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,399 THE REASON WE WERE GOING TONIGHT 399 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,634 IS BECAUSE WE COULDN'T GO LAST TUESDAY NIGHT 400 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,004 BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING REWRITES THEN, TOO. 401 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,271 I WOUND UP TAKING GOOBER. 402 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,373 IT'S OKAY, BUT HE'S NOT MUCH OF A DANCER. 403 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,409 I KNOW, ANDY, BUT... WELL, I HAVE TO WORK. 404 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,978 NOW, THERE HAVE BEEN NIGHTS WHEN YOU HAD TO WORK, TOO. 405 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,113 THAT'S DIFFERENT. 406 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,247 HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT? 407 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,648 IT'S JUST DIFFERENT. 408 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,118 WELL, ANDY, I HAVE TO DO THE REWRITES. 409 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,652 NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 410 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,988 I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DON'T GO OVER TO GOOBER'S 411 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,123 AND READ HIS COMIC BOOKS. 412 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,557 YOU'RE MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT. 413 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,992 I'M MAKING IT DIFFICULT? 414 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,194 I DON'T SEE HOW... I'M FREE. I CAN GO. 415 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,263 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAKING SUCH A FUSS 416 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,465 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SIT HOME A COUPLE NIGHTS. 417 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,667 I DON'T HAVE TO SIT HOME. 418 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,069 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 419 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,670 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN. 420 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,672 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN. 421 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,008 YOU KN WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN. 422 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,409 OH... OH! 423 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,111 OH, FINE! THAT'S JUST FINE. 424 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,612 GET YOURSELF ANOTHER DATE. 425 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,582 OUTSTANDING IDEA. WHAT? 426 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,616 YOUR SUGGESTION 427 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,685 AND IT'S AN OUTSTANDING IDEA. 428 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:30,457 WELL, IT MAY JUST BE THE MOST OUTSTANDING IDEA I EVER HAD. 429 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,708 SARAH, GET ME MAVIS NEFF 430 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,776 AT THE DRUGSTORE. 431 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,115 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 432 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,250 YES, IT'S GREAT ABOUT HELEN'S BOOK. 433 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,685 GET ME MAVIS NEFF. 434 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,388 MAVIS NEFF?! 435 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,789 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 436 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,391 NOT FOR ONE MINUTE. 437 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,658 FLOYD, IT'S TRUE. 438 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,127 I WAS IN THE DRUGSTORE. 439 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,129 I JUST ORDERED A MALTED WITH AN EGG IN IT 440 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,663 THE PHONE RANG, MAVIS ANSWERED 441 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,664 AND IT WAS ANDY. 442 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,200 WELL, HOW COULD YOU TELL? 443 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,534 HOW COULD YOU TELL? 444 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,536 WELL, FOR ONE THING, SHE SAID "ANDY." 445 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,439 AND THEN SHE ASKED HOW THINGS WERE AT THE COURTHOUSE. 446 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,276 AND HOW MANY ANDYS AT THE COURTHOUSE DO WE HAVE? 447 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:27,847 ARE YOU SURE YOU HEARD HIM ASK HER FOR A DATE? 448 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,851 WELL, I HEARD HER SAY, "TONIGHT WOULD BE JUST DREAMY." 449 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,254 AND THEN SHE SEEMED ALL EXCITED ABOUT IT. 450 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,624 AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE FORGOT TO PUT AN EGG IN MY MALTED. 451 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:42,095 I'LL BET THIS WHOLE THING HAS SOMETHING TO DO 452 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,697 WITH HELEN WRITING THAT BOOK. 453 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,468 ANDY AND HELEN SPLIT UP. 454 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,769 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 455 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:54,507 I'M WORRIED ABOUT ANDY GOING WITH THIS MAVIS. 456 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,210 YES. I UNDERSTAND SHE'S RATHER FORWARD. 457 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,879 YEAH. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO HARVEY BUNKER 458 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,748 WHEN HE STARTED GOING WITH HER? 459 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,617 THEY MADE HIM GIVE UP 460 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:08,255 HIS JOB AS SCOUTMASTER. 461 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,858 WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE ANDY'S MADE OF STERNER STUFF. 462 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,430 ANDY, YOU HAVE THE CUTEST 463 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,899 LITTLE LAUGH WRINKLES WHEN YOU SMILE! 464 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,669 YEAH, WELL... 465 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,273 ARE YOU STILL GOING WITH HELEN? 466 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,275 WELL, YOU KNOW... 467 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:32,879 THERE'S THAT CUTE LITTLE LAUGH WRINKLE. 468 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,881 OH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE ONE THERE 469 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,417 AND, OH, A LITTLE ONE HERE 470 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,719 AND, OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE OVER THERE! 471 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,654 HEY, HEY, MAVIS. 472 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,722 HUH? 473 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,691 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE MIGHT DO? 474 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,193 HUH? 475 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:50,163 GO DOWN TO THE DINER AND GET A BITE TO EAT. 476 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,832 BUT, ANDY, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE. 477 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,167 OH, I KNOW IT IS. 478 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,503 OH, I KNOW THAT, BUT I'M SO HUNGRY. 479 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,637 AREN'T YOU HUNGRY? 480 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,239 NO. 481 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,374 WELL, I TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M JUST... 482 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,376 BOY, I'M JUST STARVING TO DEATH. 483 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,377 YOU ARE? 484 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,378 MM-HMM. 485 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,379 OH. 486 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,380 LET'S GO DOWN, HUH? 487 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:11,251 WELL... WELL, ALL RIGHT. 488 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,552 ALL RIGHT. 489 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,886 ANDY, IF-IF YOU WANT. 490 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,888 OKAY, I'LL JUST GET THE CAR STARTED. 491 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,698 WHY, AT THE RATE YOU'RE GOING, 492 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,967 YOU'LL HAVE THOSE REWRITES LICKED IN NO TIME. 493 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,870 OH, I... GUESS SO. 494 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,872 WHAT'S THE MATTER, HELENE? 495 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,842 THE BOOK DOESN'T SEEM TO BE EXCITING YOU ANYMORE. 496 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,311 OH, UH... 497 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,712 I-I DON'T KNOW. 498 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,748 MAYBE I'M COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING. 499 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,917 I KNOW ALL THE SIGNS. 500 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:48,555 A WRITER ALWAYS FEELS BLUE JUST BEFORE HIS BOOK IS PUBLISHED. 501 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,722 VERY NORMAL. 502 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,370 OH, HELLO. HI. 503 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,371 HI. 504 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,638 HI, MR. BRYANT. 505 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,374 HI, SANDY. 506 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,642 OH, THIS IS, UH, MAVIS NEFF. 507 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,777 HOW DO YOU DO, MISS NEFF? 508 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,778 HI. 509 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,246 HELLO, MAVIS. 510 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,381 HELLO, HELEN. 511 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,516 WELL, WE'D BETTER SIT DOWN. 512 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,418 OH, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 513 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:26,693 THAT MEYER'S LAKE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 514 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,729 WE SHOULD GO UP THERE AGAIN SOME EVENING. 515 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,800 TH-TH-THERE'S, THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD FISH IN THAT LAKE. 516 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,803 WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 517 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,806 OH, UH, UH, MY BOOK. 518 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,374 OH, YES, YES. I WAS SAYING 519 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,443 IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO HAVE A LETDOWN 520 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,345 JUST BEFORE THE BOOK IS PUBLISHED. 521 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,714 WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER? 522 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,483 OH, MAYBE JUST SOMETHING TO DRINK. 523 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,819 UH... I KNOW. 524 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,322 A ROOT BEER FLOAT. 525 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:59,592 THEY MAKE ME BUBBLY ALL OVER. 526 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,328 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 527 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,695 BUBBLY, WUBBLY. 528 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:08,301 OH, ANDY, YOUR LAUGH WRINKLES 529 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:12,505 JUST DRIVE ME CRAZY. 530 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,457 I'VE COME TO APOLOGIZE. 531 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,596 I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT 532 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,031 AND I-I KNOW I WAS WRONG. 533 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:15,402 SEE, WHEN THIS-THIS BOOK BUSINESS 534 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,736 FIRST STARTED-- YOURS-- 535 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,106 IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME, NOT ONE BIT. 536 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,542 BUT THEN EVERYBODY STARTED TALKING 537 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,044 ABOUT HOW WEALTHY YOU WERE GOING TO BE 538 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,380 AND HOW FAMOUS YOU WERE GOING TO BE 539 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:31,584 AND I GOT WORRIED THAT I WAS GOING TO TAKE A BACKSEAT. 540 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,723 BUT NOW I THINK I SEE THINGS 541 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,759 THE WAY THEY OUGHT TO BE. 542 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,395 SEE, YOU'VE GOT THIS TALENT FOR WRITING. 543 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,631 TALENT'S A VERY RARE THING 544 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,500 AND YOU SHOULD USE IT AND BE PROUD OF IT. 545 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:53,172 AND I'VE JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE A JOB 546 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,976 AND IT REQUIRES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TALENT 547 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,045 AND I'M PROUD OF IT. 548 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:02,882 AND I SEE NO REASON 549 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:06,486 WHY A SHERIFF AND A LADY AUTHOR 550 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:10,022 SHOULDN'T GET ALONG JUST FINE. 551 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,593 THAT IS, IF YOU WANT TO. 552 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,499 HEY. 553 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:23,470 YOU WANT TO TAKE A-A DRIVE UP TO MEYER'S LAKE? 554 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,210 WELL, I GUESS ROGER'S BACK IN RICHMOND, 555 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,780 TRYING TO PUT YOUR BOOK ON THE BEST-SELLER LIST. 556 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,114 LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 557 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,783 I'M SO EXHAUSTED FROM WORKING ON IT. 558 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:37,817 HELLO, HELEN. 559 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,018 HELLO, AUNT BEE. 560 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,520 JUST GOING DOWN TO THE MAILBOX. 561 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,621 WHAT YOU GOT? 562 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,789 HMM? 563 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,591 OH, OH, IT'S REALLY NOTHING, 564 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,526 NOTHING, REALLY. 565 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,860 AUNT BEE, DID, UH, 566 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,597 DID YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, WRITE A BOOK? 567 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:54,534 A BOOK? OH, NO! 568 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:58,638 IT-IT'S JUST A COLLECTION OF MY FAVORITE RECIPES. 569 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,974 I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING TO COME OF IT. 570 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,209 YES. 571 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,214 PA? YEAH? 572 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,249 IS "BLOODTHIRSTY" ONE WORD OR TWO? 573 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,618 "BLOODTHIRSTY"? 574 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,152 YEAH, I'M WRITING A BOOK. 575 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,655 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE SON OF A SHERIFF. 576 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,024 WELL, WHERE DOES "BLOODTHIRSTY" FIT IN? 577 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,826 WELL, I GOT TO MAKE IT EXCITIN', DON'T I? 578 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,628 IT'S ONE WORD. 579 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,162 THANKS. 580 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,833 ANDY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA 581 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,702 HAVE TO GET YOURSELF A TYPEWRITER, TOO. 39418

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