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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:34,168 WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 2 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:39,440 OH... HELEN AND I TOOK A WALK. 3 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,109 I DROVE INTO MT. PILOT 4 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,711 AND SEEN THAT FOREIGN FILM THEY GOT PLAYING THERE. 5 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,179 OH, YEAH. 6 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,581 LA VIE DA FEMME, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 7 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:50,718 YEAH. THEM FRENCH PEOPLE SURE HAVE A GOOD TIME. 8 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:51,852 YEAH. 9 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,423 STAYING UP LATE, DRINKING CHAMPAGNE 10 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:58,092 DANCING FROM ONE ROOM TO THE OTHER. 11 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:00,828 NOT ONE FELLA IN THAT PICTURE WAS A WORKING MAN. 12 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,264 HI, FELLAS. 13 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,532 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 14 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,700 OH, GOOBER SAW A PICTURE LAST NIGHT. 15 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,536 YOU EVER BEEN TO FRANCE, HARRY? 16 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,803 NO. NO. 17 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,407 BOY, YOU CALL RALEIGH A LIVELY TOWN. 18 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,808 HEY, IS FLOYD HERE? 19 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,810 NO. HE WENT HOME FOR A WHILE. 20 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,812 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN. 21 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,149 OKAY, UP SHE GOES. 22 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,283 THERE IT IS. 23 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,285 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 24 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,553 MMM. 25 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,688 THAT IS KIND OF SUDDEN, ISN'T IT, HARRY? 26 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,157 YEAH. I GOT A LETTER 27 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,225 FROM THE ROBINSON FAMILY THIS MORNING. 28 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,294 BEING OUT IN CALIFORNIA ALL THOSE YEARS 29 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,429 THEY FIGURED THEY MIGHT AS WELL SELL IT. 30 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,864 THEY'VE OWNED IT LONG ENOUGH. 31 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,599 20 OR 30 YEARS, I EXPECT. 32 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,302 I THINK FLOYD'S BEEN IN THERE THAT LONG. 33 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,570 Harry: YEAH? 34 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,905 BE A GOOD BUY FOR SOMEBODY, I GUESS. 35 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,308 YEAH, IT WOULD. 36 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,309 YEAH. 37 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,610 HMM. 38 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,679 UH, ANDY, UH... 39 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,248 HOW ABOUT YOU, HUH? 40 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,249 ME? 41 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,584 YEAH. IT'S A GOOD LOCATION 42 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,918 RIGHT IN THE HEART OF TOWN. 43 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,487 YEAH, AND WHO KNOWS? 44 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,755 SOMEDAY-- I'M NOT SAYING TOMORROW, OF COURSE-- 45 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,392 BUT THIS WHOLE THING COULD BE A HIGH-RISE AREA. 46 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,793 "A HIGH 47 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,562 YEAH. YOU GOT TO HAVE VISION, ANDY. 48 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,298 MAYBERRY'S JUST A SMALL TOWN. 49 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,466 ABOUT 200 YEARS. 50 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,734 EXACTLY. 51 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,936 BUT WHEN MAYBERRY GOES, LOOK OUT, BUSTER. 52 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,938 THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH DETROIT. 53 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,340 SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN 54 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,675 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHOT UP LIKE A WEED. 55 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,877 20 YEARS FROM NOW WHERE WE'RE STANDING-- 56 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,614 WHY, THERE COULD BE A 20-STORY BUILDING HERE. 57 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,483 IF I HAD THE MONEY, I'D BUY THIS PLACE. 58 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,618 GOOB, IF I WAS YOU 59 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,620 I'D JUST WORRY ABOUT THE GAS STATION 60 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,854 'CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY 61 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,457 WHERE THE SUBWAY WILL BE COMING THROUGH. 62 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,759 IT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT THE WAY IT STANDS. 63 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,361 IT'S ONLY $1,500 DOWN. 64 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,762 NO REAL ESTATE, HARRY. 65 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,764 WELL, IT'S A GOOD PIECE OF PROPERTY 66 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,233 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 67 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,767 JUST DON'T BLOCK MY SIGN. 68 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,901 SEE YOU, FELLAS. 69 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,237 HARRY. 70 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,239 BOY, FLOYD'S GOING TO BE SURPRISED 71 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,440 WHEN HE GETS BACK. 72 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,308 YEAH. 73 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,609 WHAT? 74 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,246 I WAS JUST THINKING, WHAT IF SOMEBODY BUYS THIS 75 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,581 WHO DOESN'T WANT JUST A TENANT 76 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,250 BUT WANTS IT FOR HIS OWN USE? 77 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,951 ARE YOU SAYING MAYBE THERE WON'T BE 78 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,586 A FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP NO MORE? 79 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,455 NOT MUCH CHANCE OF THAT, IS THERE? 80 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,456 NO. 81 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,857 WELL, I BETTER GO TO WORK. 82 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,459 HEY, ANDY. 83 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:14,328 NOW, I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FOR A LONG TIME 84 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,897 BUT, UH, HOW WIDE DOES THE SUBWAY HAVE TO BE? 85 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,004 IT WAS LIKE A BOLT FROM THE BLUE, ANDY. 86 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,873 LIKE A BOLT FROM THE BLUE. 87 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,875 I KNOW. 88 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,877 IF I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE, 89 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,613 THERE'S NOT ANOTHER SHOP ON MAIN STREET 90 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,881 THAT'S VACANT. 91 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,350 YEP. YEAH, I KNOW. 92 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:39,353 WORRIES ME. 93 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,356 FLOYD, A FELLA ONCE SAID 94 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,626 IF YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT THINGS TILL THEY HAPPEN 95 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,895 YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF GRIEF 96 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,364 BECAUSE 90% OF THE THINGS NEVER HAPPEN. 97 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,333 THAT'S TRUE. 98 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,867 BUT WHEN YOU THINK 99 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:59,873 28 YEARS IN THE SAME LOCATION. 100 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,611 I CUT YOUR HAIR, ANDY, WHEN YOU WERE THIS HIGH. 101 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,712 YEAH. 102 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,815 I REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT 103 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,617 THE SHAVING CREAM. 104 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,752 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ICE CREAM. 105 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,724 YOU WERE PRETTY STUPID, YOU KNOW THAT? 106 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,960 IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE I WAS TOO SMART. 107 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,666 I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE BUILDING YEARS AGO, 108 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,301 WHEN I HAD THE MONEY. 109 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:31,004 WELL, FLOYD, YOU CAN'T LOOK BACK. 110 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,540 OH, NO. 111 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,542 OH... NO. 112 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:40,648 IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHO THE BUYER IS, THOUGH. 113 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:43,417 YEAH. YEAH, IT WILL. 114 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,835 YOU WANT TO PLAY THE WINNER, FLOYD? 115 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,737 IT'S GOING TO BE ME. 116 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,774 NO, NO, THANKS. 117 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,444 DON'T BE SO COCKSURE, GOOBER, I'M NOT WHIPPED YET. 118 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,079 IF YOU CAN GET OUT OF THAT, YOU'RE A MAGICIAN. 119 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,815 HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY, FLOYD? 120 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,819 I HAVE MY MIND ON OTHER THINGS. 121 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:22,356 WHEN A MAN'S WHOLE BUSINESS CAREER IS THREATENED, 122 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:25,025 HE'S IN NO MOOD FOR CHECKERS. 123 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:29,363 THE WORK OF OVER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY. 124 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:32,065 LEARNING THE PROFESSION 125 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,868 AND BECOMING MORE SKILLFUL OVER THE YEARS, 126 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,070 TO A POINT WHERE IT'S OFTEN BEEN DESCRIBED 127 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,408 AS ARTISTRY. 128 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,710 OH, MY. 129 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:46,980 WELL, FLOYD, NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET. 130 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,384 HI, FELLAS. 131 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,387 FLOYD, YOU DON'T MIND IF I SHOW MY CLIENT AROUND, HUH? 132 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,822 HARRY. 133 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,625 WE JUST WANTED TO CHECK THE STRUCTURE A LITTLE, FLOYD. 134 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:58,826 LOOK IT OVER. 135 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,164 IT'S SOLID AS A ROCK, HUH? 136 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,104 OF COURSE, THERE ARE A FEW THIN SPOTS. 137 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,541 IT GIVES THE BUILDING FLEXIBILITY 138 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,644 IN CASE OF EARTHQUAKES. 139 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,512 ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT BUYING IT? 140 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,547 WELL... 141 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,814 LET ME ANSWER THAT. 142 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,016 IF HE KNOWS VALUE, HE'S GOING TO GRAB IT UP. 143 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,952 I WAS CONSIDERING IT, ANDY. 144 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,921 I'VE SAVED A LITTLE MONEY HERE AND THERE OVER THE YEARS 145 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,557 AND IT'S A NICE LOCATION. 146 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,825 I'VE ALWAYS SORT OF KIND OF HAD A YEN 147 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,827 TO OWN A PIECE OF THE GOOD EARTH. 148 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,496 HOWARD. 149 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:36,764 YEAH, FLOYD? 150 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:39,633 DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR PLANNED 151 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:40,868 FOR THE PLACE? 152 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,069 I WAS HOPING... 153 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,204 HAVE YOU SEEN THE BACK ROOM, HOWARD? 154 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,874 I MEAN, THEY'VE GOT COMPLETE PLUMBING FACILITIES 155 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,742 AND A GENUINE CERAMIC TILE 156 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,879 IN THAT RED AND PURPLE THAT'S SO POPULAR RIGHT NOW. 157 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,019 I'LL GO LISTEN AND SEE WHAT I CAN HEAR. 158 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,023 FLOYD, I'M SURE IF HOWARD BOUGHT IT 159 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,758 HE'D WANT YOU TO STAY. 160 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,794 SURE. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE MIGHT BE THINKING 161 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,629 ABOUT BUYING IT FOR AN INVESTMENT. 162 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,098 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BACK OF A MAN'S MIND. 163 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,166 THERE COULD BE THINGS TICKING BACK THERE. 164 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,535 BOY, ANDY, 165 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,869 WHAT CAN HAPPEN OVERNIGHT? 166 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,237 Andy: WHAT? 167 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,940 THE AIRCRAFT INDUSTRY'S GOT THEIR EYE ON MAYBERRY. 168 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,811 OH, THAT HARRY IS SURE SOME SALESMAN. 169 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,045 SHH, SHH, SHH. 170 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:29,216 WELL, I GUESS YOU GOT THE PICTURE, HUH, HOWARD? 171 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,884 SOON AS YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND 172 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,953 JUST GIVE ME A BUZZ DOWN AT THE OFFICE. 173 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:36,690 OH, AND, HOWARD, UH, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 174 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:38,225 SEE YOU, HARRY. 175 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:42,963 HOWARD, DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED FOR THE PLACE 176 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,765 IF YOU BOUGHT IT? 177 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,167 YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT "HOPING." 178 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,036 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 179 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:52,773 WELL, MAYBERRY'S ALWAYS GOING TO NEED A BARBERSHOP 180 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,275 AND I WAS HOPING YOU'D STAY ON AS A TENANT, FLOYD. 181 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:01,248 TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE THING TO WORRY ABOUT. 182 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,519 YEAH, HOWARD'S GOING TO BUY IT. 183 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,787 DECIDED TODAY. 184 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,955 OH, I'M SO GLAD. 185 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,057 AND I KNOW HOW RELIEVED FLOYD MUST BE. 186 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,224 OH, YEAH. 187 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,126 WELL, ALL OF YOU, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 188 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,162 THAT PLACE HAS BECOME AN INSTITUTION. 189 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:18,666 IT'S BEEN THE CENTER OF THE TOWN'S ACTIVITIES FOR YEARS. 190 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,801 SAY, PAW, WHEN I GET OLDER, 191 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,303 CAN I LOAF AROUND THE BARBERSHOP, TOO? 192 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,806 WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL IT LOAFING, OPIE. 193 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,141 WELL, GEE, PAW, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING THERE. 194 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,177 YOU JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY CHECKERS 195 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,879 AND TALK AND GRUNT. 196 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:35,916 WELL, THERE'S A... THERE'S A LOT MORE TO IT THAN THAT. 197 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,618 ISN'T THERE, AUNT BEE? 198 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,654 OH, YES, IT'S A PLACE WHERE THE MEN GATHER 199 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,923 AND THEY DISCUSS THINGS AND -- 200 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,224 WHENEVER I GO IN THERE FOR A HAIRCUT, 201 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,693 THEY'RE JUST LOAFING. 202 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,327 WE'RE NOT LOAFING. 203 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,197 WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, CAN I DO IT WHEN I GET OLDER? 204 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,299 WELL, THAT'S A LONG WAYS OFF. 205 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,201 WELL, NOT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, 206 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,269 BUT WHEN WILL HOWARD OWN IT? 207 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,939 WELL, HARRY SAYS IN A WEEK OR 10 DAYS. 208 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,140 ARE THE PAPERS ALL SIGNED AND EVERYTHING? 209 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,341 OH, YEAH. 210 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,143 A LOT OF TIMES, WHEN I GO IN THERE, 211 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,979 EVERYBODY'S JUST LEANING BACK IN THE CHAIRS, SLEEPING. 212 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,881 EAT YOUR SUPPER. 213 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,258 WELL, HERE IT IS, HOWARD, 214 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,793 ALL SIGNED, SEALED, AND DELIVERED. 215 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,128 OH, GOOD, GOOD. 216 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,263 YEAH, THERE IS ONE THING, HOWARD. 217 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:27,334 YOU KNOW, WELL, THE NEW TAX BILL CAME IN 218 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,870 AND THE INSURANCE PREMIUM 219 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,338 AND, WELL, THEY'VE GONE UP, HOWARD. 220 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,806 OH? 221 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,975 OF COURSE, EVERYTHING, ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, 222 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,209 HAS GONE UP-- YOU KNOW THAT. 223 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,378 I MEAN, IT'LL JUST BE A MATTER OF TIME, 224 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,981 A YEAR OR TWO, AND IT'LL ALL GO UP, YOU KNOW. 225 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,850 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 226 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:46,219 WELL, OF COURSE, THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT 227 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,121 THE RETURN ON YOUR PROPERTY, YOU KNOW. 228 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,391 WELL, I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING 5% ON MY INVESTMENT. 229 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,026 OH, YOU WILL, HOWARD. 230 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,696 THERE'S NO PROBLEM THERE AT ALL, IT'S THE -- 231 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,366 WELL, YOU MAY HAVE TO RAISE FLOYD'S RENT, 232 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,235 MAYBE $15 OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW. 233 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:06,139 HE ONLY PAYS $50 NOW, HOWARD. 234 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,175 GEE, I WONDER IF HE'LL OBJECT. 235 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,377 NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 236 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,312 AFTER ALL, FLOYD'S A REASONABLE MAN. 237 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,282 HE -- WHEN IT COMES TO BUSINESS, HE KNOWS. 238 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:19,219 HE JUST HAS TO EXPECT A RAISE, THAT'S ALL. 239 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,255 YEAH. YEAH. 240 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:26,159 WELL, I'LL DRAW UP A LEASE AND POP OVER AND SEE HIM. 241 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,795 GOO, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, HOWARD. 242 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,362 AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE PROPERTY, HUH? 243 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,898 THANKS, HARRY. 244 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,365 SO LONG. 245 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,068 HI, FELLAS. 246 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,169 HEY, HOWARD. 247 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,205 HELLO THERE, LANDLORD. 248 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,174 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE POPPING IN TODAY. 249 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:45,278 WELL, HOWARD, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A PROPERTY OWNER? 250 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,314 OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT. 251 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:51,051 WE'RE JUST LOAFING AROUND HERE, WAITING ON YOU. 252 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,420 SETTING AROUND, NOT LOAFING. 253 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,222 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 254 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,824 OH, FORGET IT. 255 00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,460 UH, FLOYD, I BROUGHT THE LEASE OVER FOR YOU TO SIGN. 256 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,931 OH, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO DO BUSINESS-- 257 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,799 EVERYTHING WRITTEN OUT. 258 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,368 YOU'RE A SMART LANDLORD, HOWARD. 259 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,937 SAY, FLOYD... 260 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,940 YEAH, AND YOU'RE GOING TO FIX THE FAUCETS 261 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,808 LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD 262 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,878 AND TAKE CARE OF THAT HOLE IN THE WALL 263 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,714 WHERE HARRY PUT HIS FIST THROUGH? 264 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,949 OH, SURE, SURE. 265 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,216 UH... UH, FLOYD 266 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,286 A-ABOUT THE LEASE, CLAUSE SIX THERE... 267 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:30,090 MAYBE YOU MIGHT LIKE TO DISCUSS THAT IN PRIVATE. 268 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,491 AW, THERE COULDN'T 269 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,027 POSSIBLY BE ANYTHING IN HERE 270 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,264 THAT MY DEAR FRIENDS COULDN'T KNOW ABOUT. 271 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,732 CLAUSE SIX, EH? 272 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,067 LET'S SEE HERE... 273 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,234 $65 A MONTH?! 274 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,269 YOU ROBBER! 275 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,871 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 276 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,906 HE WANTS TO RAISE MY RENT. 277 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,775 NOW, LOOK, FLOYD... 278 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,811 YEAH, CRUSH THE LITTLE MAN, WILL YOU? 279 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,846 DRIVE HIM INTO THE GROUND. 280 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,981 FLOYD... 281 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,483 TAKE THE VERY FOOD OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 282 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,920 FLOYD, I'M SURE HOWARD HAS AN EXPLANATION 283 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,055 IF YOU'D JUST LISTEN TO HIM. 284 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,960 FLOYD, ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE FIVE PERCENT ON MY INVESTMENT 285 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,029 WHICH IS CERTAINLY NOMINAL. 286 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,899 IT'S JUST THAT COSTS HAVE GONE UP. 287 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,300 IT'S INFLATIONARY! 288 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,835 PRICE SPIRALING. 289 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,005 THAT'S WHAT YOU DID. THAT'S WHAT HE DID. 290 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,072 HE IS? 291 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,274 I WON'T PAY IT! I WON'T PAY IT! 292 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,476 BUT, FLOYD, HE'S ENTITLED 293 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,978 TO FIVE PERCENT. 294 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,547 FLOYD, I JUST GOT TO GET TO $65. 295 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,084 ALL RIGHT, HOWARD, IF YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT. 296 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,552 IT'S YOUR BUILDING. 297 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,122 BUT YOU WON'T GET IT FROM ME! 298 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,857 I HEREBY GIVE NOTICE 299 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,993 THAT I'LL VACATE THE PREMISES TOMORROW. 300 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,494 FLOYD, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 301 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,063 I'M NOT? 302 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,416 WELL, THAT DOES IT. 303 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,485 FLOYD GET ALL OF HIS STUFF OUT? 304 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454 YEAH, ALL EXCEPT THE FIXTURES. 305 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,156 THEY GO WITH THE SHOP. 306 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,992 I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO RENT IT TO ANOTHER BARBER? 307 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,027 OH, YES. I FEEL IT'S IMPERATIVE 308 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,029 FOR THE WELLBEING OF MAYBERRY. 309 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,198 AFTER ALL, A TOWN WITHOUT A BARBER 310 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,200 WOULD BE IN DESPERATE STRAITS. 311 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,568 WOULD BE PRETTY SHAGGY, TOO. 312 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,604 I SUPPOSE YOU HEARD 313 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,473 ABOUT FLOYD'S PLANS. 314 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,277 HE'S GOING TO OPEN UP A SHOP IN MT. PILOT. 315 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,611 NO COMMENT, ANDY. 316 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,081 I THOUGHT FLOYD WAS VERY UNREASONABLE-- 317 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,449 ACTUALLY, TO THE POINT OF BEING RUDE. 318 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,887 I'VE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE BEEN CALLED A SCAVENGER. 319 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989 I DON'T MUCH CARE WHAT HE DOES. 320 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,357 WELL, I SURE HATE TO SEE THIS HAPPEN. 321 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,927 ME, TOO -- WE AIN'T HAD NO BAD BLOOD IN THIS TOWN 322 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,863 SINCE THAT FERGUSON GIRL BEAT UP HAROLD LOVETT. 323 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,932 WELL, I GOT TO BE GOING. 324 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,268 I'LL... I'LL SEE YOU FELLAS. 325 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,904 OKAY. 326 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,048 WHAT YOU GOING TO DO NOW? 327 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,549 GO TO WORK. 328 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,251 WHEN WILL YOU BE FINISHED? 329 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:15,388 I DON'T KNOW. 330 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,029 FINISHED WORK YET, ANDY? 331 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,897 NO, NOT YET. 332 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:28,335 I'LL JUST WAIT AROUND, THEN. 333 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,288 I WAS JUST POURING THEM OUT 334 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,656 FOR WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. 335 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,474 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 336 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,609 AT THE FILLING STATION? 337 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,378 WALLY'S THERE THIS AFTERNOON. 338 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,047 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO SOMEWHERE? 339 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,382 NO. 340 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,384 WELL, HOW ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY? 341 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,685 DONE THAT LAST NIGHT. 342 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,457 HI, FELLAS. 343 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,993 Goober: HEY, CYRUS. 344 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,360 I SEE FLOYD CLOSED DOWN ALREADY. 345 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,262 I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU FELLAS WERE. 346 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,663 WANT TO PLAY SOME CHECKERS? 347 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,165 I DON'T MIND IF I DO. WELL, GRAB A CHAIR. 348 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,234 BOYS, THIS IS THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, 349 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,036 NOT THE BARBERSHOP. 350 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,637 ANDY, WE WON'T MAKE A SOUND. 351 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,339 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE HERE. 352 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,209 YOU TAKE THE RED. 353 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,610 I BET YOU I BEAT YOU THIS TIME. 354 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,645 DON'T BE SO SURE. DON'T BE SO SURE. 355 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,327 GOOBER. HUH? 356 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,428 : GET OFF. 357 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,996 OH, SORRY. THANKS. 358 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,331 THAT'S OKAY. 359 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,567 DON'T WANT TO BE NO TROUBLE, ANDY. 360 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,203 WAIT A MINUTE! 361 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,538 I MOVED ONE OF YOUR CHECKERS. 362 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,140 YOU GOT TO LEAVE IT THERE. THAT COUNTS. 363 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,507 NO, IT DOESN'T. DOESN'T IT, GOOBER? 364 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,143 I DON'T KNOW. NEVER SEEN IT HAPPEN BEFORE. 365 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,410 ANDY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A MOVE 366 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678 AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE AND YOU MOVE 367 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,548 ANOTHER FELLA'S CHECKER, DON'T THAT COUNT? 368 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,119 HONEST, AUNT BEE, I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT. 369 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,687 IT'S GETTING VERY SCRAGGLY. 370 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,722 ALL THE KIDS WEAR IT SCRAGGLY NOW. 371 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,425 I JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE GOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK. 372 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,294 NO, YOU SIT RIGHT DOWN THERE. 373 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,396 YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 374 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,565 WELL, I USED TO CUT MY BROTHER'S HAIR 375 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,467 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE. 376 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,734 I LIKE THE PART OVER... 377 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,170 I'LL DECIDE THAT. 378 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,138 FLOYD ALWAYS USED TO... 379 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,173 FLOYD ISN'T HERE. 380 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,540 PAW, WILL YOU DRIVE ME 381 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,309 TO MT. PILOT FOR A HAIRCUT? 382 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,111 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 383 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,745 PLEASE TAKE ME TO MT. PILOT. 384 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,447 I'LL SEE, I'LL SEE. THANKS, PAW. 385 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,717 OH, ANDY. WELL, WHAT'S BOTHERING US? 386 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,153 "WHAT'S BOTHERING US?" 387 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,221 MY OFFICE IS A CHECKER PARLOR 388 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,590 AND NOW MY HOME'S A BARBERSHOP. 389 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,558 I DON'T KNOW WHERE A MAN'S SUPPOSED TO WORK. 390 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,698 Floyd: HI, ANDY. 391 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,105 WELL, HI, FLOYD. 392 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,506 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 393 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,807 JUST GOT BACK FROM MT. PILOT. 394 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,409 YEAH? 395 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,812 THINK I'VE GOT A NICE PLACE LINED UP THERE. 396 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,115 TWO CHAIRS, MIRRORS ON BOTH WALLS. 397 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:32,085 AUTOMATIC LATHER MACHINE -- OH, IT'S THE BIG TIME. 398 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,688 FLOYD, I STILL THINK THAT YOU AND HOWARD... 399 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:40,727 I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO MENTION THAT MAN'S NAME IN MY PRESENCE! 400 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,530 I HAPPEN TO FIND IT REPUGNANT. 401 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,298 I'M SORRY. 402 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,471 STILL HASN'T FOUND A TENANT, HAS HE? 403 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:56,176 NO. 404 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,845 IT'S A SHAME, FLOYD. 405 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:03,416 AFTER 28 YEARS IN THE SAME SPOT, 406 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,752 IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 407 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,455 A MAN CAN GET IN A RUT, YOU KNOW. 408 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:15,495 SAME OLD PEOPLE, SAME OLD CHITCHAT. 409 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,802 I'LL SEE YOU, ANDY. 410 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,604 I GOT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 411 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,540 I'LL SEE YOU, FLOYD. 412 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,878 HI, ANDY. 413 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,480 OH, HI, HOWARD. 414 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,204 GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH A MR. COEFIELD. 415 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,238 OH. 416 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,506 YEAH. 417 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,641 RUNS A WHOLE CHAIN OF BARBERSHOPS. 418 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,710 HE'S INTERESTED IN HAVING ONE HERE IN MAYBERRY. 419 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,944 SOUNDS BIG. 420 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,947 YEAH. YEAH, IT SURE DOES. 421 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,683 MR. SPRAGUE? 422 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,452 OH, MR. COEFIELD, I PRESUME. 423 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,786 THIS IS SHERIFF TAYLOR. 424 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,523 WELL, THIS MIGHT DO AFTER A LITTLE FIXING UP. 425 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,524 "FIXING UP"? 426 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,559 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE COSTS. 427 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,761 STAINLESS STEEL WALLS HALFWAY UP 428 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,796 MIRRORS THE REST OF THE WAY. 429 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,898 I LIKE MY PLACES NEAT, MODERN. 430 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,867 THOSE PICTURES WILL HAVE TO GO, AND... 431 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,702 WHAT'S THIS? 432 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,238 IT'S A BULLETIN BOARD. 433 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,473 IF ANYBODY IN TOWN HAS ANYTHING TO TRADE OR SELL 434 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,209 THEY KIND OF MAKE A NOTE, COME IN AND TACK IT UP. 435 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,310 THAT'LL HAVE TO GO. 436 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,911 WHAT'S THIS TABLE DOING HERE? 437 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,748 WELL, A LOT OF THE FELLAS COME IN FROM TIME TO TIME 438 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,316 AND PLAY CHECKERS. 439 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,585 NOW I KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T MAKE A GO OF IT BEFORE. 440 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,620 TOO MUCH TALK, NOT ENOUGH HAIRCUTS. 441 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,423 THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT WHEN I PUT A MAN IN HERE. 442 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,592 I RUN AN EFFICIENT BUSINESS. 443 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,927 NO TOMFOOLERY, NO TIME WASTING. 444 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,264 MR. SPRAGUE, I'LL GIVE YOU $70 A MONTH. 445 00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,799 WELL, I... 446 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,669 I'LL MAKE IT $75 AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER. 447 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,005 WELL, I'D SORT OF KIND OF LIKE TO THINK IT OVER 448 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,874 IF YOU DON'T MIND, MR. COEFIELD. 449 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,309 OKAY. 450 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,611 YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. 451 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,346 RIGHT. 452 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,921 I JUST DON'T WANT TO JUMP INTO ANYTHING. 453 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,490 OF COURSE. 454 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,329 OF COURSE, I HAVEN'T SIGNED THE LEASE YET 455 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,832 AT THE MT. PILOT SHOP, BUT IT'LL WORK OUT FINE. 456 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,502 I'LL BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE JOLLY TIME SNACK BAR. 457 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,036 THAT'S GOOD. 458 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,606 AND THEN THE OTHER SIDE IS A PICKLE-BOTTLING PLANT. 459 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,574 UH-HUH. 460 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,009 A LOT OF WALK-IN TRADE. 461 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,877 THAT SOUNDS GOOD, FLOYD. 462 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,313 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME ABOUT? 463 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,747 YOU SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT. 464 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,817 IT'S NOT REAL IMPORTANT. IT'S JUST THAT... 465 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,052 HI, ANDY. I... 466 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,921 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 467 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,756 UH... 468 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,925 COME IN, HOWARD AND SIT DOWN. 469 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928 IF YOU DON'T MIND, ANDY, I'D RATHER NOT. 470 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,296 GOOD RIDDANCE. 471 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,932 HOWARD, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 472 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,568 NOW, THE REASON YOU'RE BOTH HERE 473 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,037 IS BECAUSE I PLANNED IT THAT WAY. 474 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,706 YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS MUCH TOO LONG 475 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,041 TO PART LIKE THIS. 476 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,810 SO BEFORE YOU GO YOUR SEPARATE WAYS 477 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,712 I WANT YOU TO SHAKE HANDS. 478 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,780 THAT'S ALL. 479 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:25,452 WELL, GO AHEAD AND SHAKE. 480 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:33,893 NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER? 481 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,963 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT IN MT. PILOT, FLOYD. 482 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,531 THANK YOU, HOWARD. 483 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:42,001 HOPE YOU RENT THE PLACE SOON TO ANOTHER BARBER. 484 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,405 IF YOU TWO HAD SENSE ENOUGH, YOU'D REALIZE 485 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,040 YOU'LL BOTH BE BETTER OFF THIS WAY. 486 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,542 YOU REALLY WILL. 487 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,845 FLOYD, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY 488 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,514 IN MT. PILOT, RIGHT? 489 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,349 WELL, YES, I EXPECT TO. 490 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,919 YEAH. AND, HOWARD, YOU'RE GOING TO RENT THE PLACE 491 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,921 FOR MORE THAN $65 A MONTH. 492 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,423 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 493 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,591 SO, YOU SEE? 494 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,527 NEITHER ONE OF YOU IS LOSING ANYTHING. 495 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,996 YOU'RE BOTH GAINING A GREAT DEAL 496 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,065 AND ALL YOU'RE MAD AT ONE ANOTHER ABOUT 497 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,802 IS A STUPID PIECE OF REAL ESTATE. 498 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,971 WELL, IT'S A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT, ANDY. 499 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,874 THE PLACE HAD SORT OF A HOMEY TOUCH. 500 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,776 YEAH, IT HAD ATMOSPHERE. 501 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,012 THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. 502 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,080 OH, SURE, IT HAD ATMOSPHERE. 503 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:32,419 A BUNCH OF GUYS HANGING AROUND, CLUTTERING UP THE PLACE. 504 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,387 BUT... 505 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,822 YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY THAT WAY, FLOYD. 506 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,057 THOSE FELLAS THAT HUNG AROUND THE BARBERSHOP-- 507 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,426 THEY WERE FRIENDS. 508 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,060 OH, I KNOW THEY WERE FRIENDS... 509 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,696 YEAH, AND THEY WEREN'T CLUTTERING UP THE PLACE, 510 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,566 EITHER, THERE WAS GOOD TALK AND CONVERSATION. 511 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,834 UH, WORLD EVENTS. 512 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,969 WE HAD VERY STIMULATING DISCUSSIONS. 513 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,505 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS BESIDES MONEY. 514 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,007 ABSOLUTELY. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 515 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,510 THE BARBERSHOP WAS A TOWN TRADITION. 516 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,912 I GUESS YOU JUST WEREN'T AWARE OF THAT. 517 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,714 RIGHT. A TOWN TRADITION. 518 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,750 IT'S A SHAME TO SEE IT CHANGE. 519 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,754 A REAL SHAME. 520 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:12,725 I'LL COME DOWN $7.50 IN THE RENT. 521 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,194 I'LL GO UP $7.50. 522 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,563 DEAL? 523 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:17,697 DEAL. 524 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,567 FUNNY THING, ANDY-- 525 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:27,440 I ALWAYS HAD YOU PEGGED FOR A PRETTY SMART FELLA. 526 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,542 AMAZING -- AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 527 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,810 YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD 528 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,446 WHAT AN INSTITUTION FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP WAS. 529 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,483 WELL, HE USED TO THINK 530 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:39,986 SHAVING CREAM WAS ICE CREAM. 531 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,754 I'M SORRY, GUYS. 532 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,725 I GUESS I JUST NEVER REALIZED ALL THIS. 533 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:51,531 YEAH. 534 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,874 AUNT BEE, HONEST, I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT. 535 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,510 NOW, WE POSTPONED THIS YESTERDAY 536 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,545 AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO POSTPONE IT ANY LONGER! 537 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:06,979 I'LL GET ONE IN MT. PILOT. 538 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,549 NO, YOUR FATHER HASN'T GOT TIME TO TAKE YOU. 539 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:12,919 I'LL RIDE MY BIKE. IT ONLY TAKES SIX HOURS. 540 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,788 OH, NONSENSE. NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE SIT STILL. 541 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,758 I HAVE TO GET THIS PIKE'S PEAK OFF, FIRST OF ALL. 542 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,159 CAN I HAVE A PILL OR SOMETHING? 543 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,694 OH, WILL YOU BE STILL. 544 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,530 GOOD NEWS -- FLOYD'S BACK. 545 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,732 OH, BOY! OH, WELL, HOW DID ALL THAT HAPPEN? 546 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,800 WELL, HOWARD WENT DOWN $7.50 547 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,669 AND FLOYD WENT UP $7.50. 548 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,638 WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? 549 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,806 THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS. 38167

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