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WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
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OH... HELEN AND I
TOOK A WALK.
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I DROVE INTO MT. PILOT
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AND SEEN THAT FOREIGN FILM
THEY GOT PLAYING THERE.
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OH, YEAH.
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LA VIE DA FEMME,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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YEAH. THEM FRENCH PEOPLE
SURE HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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YEAH.
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STAYING UP LATE,
DRINKING CHAMPAGNE
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DANCING FROM ONE ROOM
TO THE OTHER.
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NOT ONE FELLA IN THAT PICTURE
WAS A WORKING MAN.
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HI, FELLAS.
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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OH, GOOBER SAW
A PICTURE LAST NIGHT.
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YOU EVER BEEN
TO FRANCE, HARRY?
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NO. NO.
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BOY, YOU CALL RALEIGH
A LIVELY TOWN.
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HEY, IS FLOYD HERE?
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NO. HE WENT HOME
FOR A WHILE.
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WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S IT, THEN.
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OKAY, UP SHE GOES.
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THERE IT IS.
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WELL, WHAT
DO YOU KNOW?
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MMM.
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THAT IS KIND OF SUDDEN,
ISN'T IT, HARRY?
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YEAH. I GOT A LETTER
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FROM THE ROBINSON FAMILY
THIS MORNING.
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BEING OUT IN CALIFORNIA
ALL THOSE YEARS
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THEY FIGURED
THEY MIGHT AS WELL SELL IT.
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THEY'VE OWNED IT
LONG ENOUGH.
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20 OR 30 YEARS,
I EXPECT.
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I THINK FLOYD'S BEEN IN THERE
THAT LONG.
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Harry: YEAH?
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BE A GOOD BUY FOR
SOMEBODY, I GUESS.
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YEAH, IT WOULD.
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YEAH.
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HMM.
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UH, ANDY, UH...
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HOW ABOUT YOU, HUH?
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ME?
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YEAH. IT'S A
GOOD LOCATION
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RIGHT IN THE HEART OF TOWN.
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YEAH, AND WHO KNOWS?
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SOMEDAY-- I'M NOT SAYING
TOMORROW, OF COURSE--
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BUT THIS WHOLE THING
COULD BE A HIGH-RISE AREA.
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"A HIGH
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YEAH. YOU GOT TO
HAVE VISION, ANDY.
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MAYBERRY'S JUST
A SMALL TOWN.
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ABOUT 200 YEARS.
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EXACTLY.
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BUT WHEN MAYBERRY GOES,
LOOK OUT, BUSTER.
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THE SAME THING HAPPENED
WITH DETROIT.
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SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SHOT UP LIKE A WEED.
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20 YEARS FROM NOW
WHERE WE'RE STANDING--
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WHY, THERE COULD BE A
20-STORY BUILDING HERE.
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IF I HAD THE MONEY,
I'D BUY THIS PLACE.
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GOOB, IF I WAS YOU
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I'D JUST WORRY
ABOUT THE GAS STATION
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'CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY
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WHERE THE SUBWAY WILL
BE COMING THROUGH.
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IT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT
THE WAY IT STANDS.
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IT'S ONLY $1,500 DOWN.
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NO REAL ESTATE, HARRY.
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WELL, IT'S A GOOD
PIECE OF PROPERTY
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IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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JUST DON'T BLOCK
MY SIGN.
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SEE YOU, FELLAS.
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HARRY.
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BOY, FLOYD'S GOING
TO BE SURPRISED
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WHEN HE GETS BACK.
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YEAH.
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WHAT?
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I WAS JUST THINKING,
WHAT IF SOMEBODY BUYS THIS
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WHO DOESN'T WANT
JUST A TENANT
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BUT WANTS IT
FOR HIS OWN USE?
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ARE YOU SAYING
MAYBE THERE WON'T BE
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A FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP
NO MORE?
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NOT MUCH CHANCE
OF THAT, IS THERE?
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NO.
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WELL, I BETTER GO TO WORK.
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HEY, ANDY.
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NOW, I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN FOR A LONG TIME
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BUT, UH, HOW WIDE DOES
THE SUBWAY HAVE TO BE?
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IT WAS LIKE A BOLT
FROM THE BLUE, ANDY.
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LIKE A BOLT FROM THE BLUE.
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I KNOW.
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IF I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE,
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THERE'S NOT ANOTHER SHOP
ON MAIN STREET
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THAT'S VACANT.
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YEP. YEAH, I KNOW.
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WORRIES ME.
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FLOYD, A FELLA ONCE SAID
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IF YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THINGS TILL THEY HAPPEN
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YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF
A LOT OF GRIEF
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BECAUSE 90% OF THE
THINGS NEVER HAPPEN.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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BUT WHEN YOU THINK
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28 YEARS
IN THE SAME LOCATION.
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I CUT YOUR HAIR, ANDY,
WHEN YOU WERE THIS HIGH.
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YEAH.
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I REMEMBER
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT
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THE SHAVING CREAM.
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YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS ICE CREAM.
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YOU WERE PRETTY STUPID,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
I WAS TOO SMART.
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I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT
THE BUILDING YEARS AGO,
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WHEN I HAD THE MONEY.
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WELL, FLOYD,
YOU CAN'T LOOK BACK.
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OH, NO.
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OH... NO.
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IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE
WHO THE BUYER IS, THOUGH.
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YEAH. YEAH, IT WILL.
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YOU WANT TO PLAY
THE WINNER, FLOYD?
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IT'S GOING TO BE ME.
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NO, NO, THANKS.
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DON'T BE SO COCKSURE,
GOOBER, I'M NOT WHIPPED YET.
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IF YOU CAN GET OUT OF
THAT, YOU'RE A MAGICIAN.
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HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT
TO PLAY, FLOYD?
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I HAVE MY MIND
ON OTHER THINGS.
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WHEN A MAN'S WHOLE BUSINESS
CAREER IS THREATENED,
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HE'S IN NO MOOD
FOR CHECKERS.
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THE WORK OF OVER
A QUARTER OF A CENTURY.
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LEARNING THE PROFESSION
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AND BECOMING MORE SKILLFUL
OVER THE YEARS,
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TO A POINT WHERE
IT'S OFTEN BEEN DESCRIBED
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AS ARTISTRY.
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OH, MY.
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WELL, FLOYD,
NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET.
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HI, FELLAS.
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FLOYD, YOU DON'T MIND IF I
SHOW MY CLIENT AROUND, HUH?
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HARRY.
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WE JUST WANTED TO CHECK
THE STRUCTURE A LITTLE, FLOYD.
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LOOK IT OVER.
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IT'S SOLID AS A ROCK, HUH?
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OF COURSE, THERE ARE
A FEW THIN SPOTS.
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IT GIVES THE BUILDING
FLEXIBILITY
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IN CASE OF
EARTHQUAKES.
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ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT BUYING IT?
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WELL...
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LET ME ANSWER THAT.
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IF HE KNOWS VALUE,
HE'S GOING TO GRAB IT UP.
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I WAS CONSIDERING
IT, ANDY.
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I'VE SAVED A LITTLE
MONEY HERE AND THERE
OVER THE YEARS
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AND IT'S A
NICE LOCATION.
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I'VE ALWAYS SORT OF
KIND OF HAD A YEN
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TO OWN A PIECE
OF THE GOOD EARTH.
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HOWARD.
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YEAH, FLOYD?
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DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING
IN PARTICULAR PLANNED
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FOR THE PLACE?
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I WAS HOPING...
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE BACK ROOM,
HOWARD?
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I MEAN, THEY'VE GOT
COMPLETE PLUMBING FACILITIES
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AND A GENUINE CERAMIC TILE
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IN THAT RED AND PURPLE
THAT'S SO POPULAR RIGHT NOW.
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I'LL GO LISTEN AND
SEE WHAT I CAN HEAR.
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FLOYD, I'M SURE
IF HOWARD BOUGHT IT
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HE'D WANT YOU TO STAY.
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SURE. IT SOUNDS LIKE
HE MIGHT BE THINKING
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ABOUT BUYING IT
FOR AN INVESTMENT.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S
IN THE BACK OF A MAN'S MIND.
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THERE COULD BE THINGS
TICKING BACK THERE.
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BOY, ANDY,
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WHAT CAN HAPPEN OVERNIGHT?
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Andy:
WHAT?
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THE AIRCRAFT INDUSTRY'S GOT
THEIR EYE ON MAYBERRY.
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OH, THAT HARRY IS
SURE SOME SALESMAN.
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SHH, SHH, SHH.
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WELL, I GUESS YOU GOT
THE PICTURE, HUH, HOWARD?
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SOON AS YOU
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
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JUST GIVE ME A BUZZ
DOWN AT THE OFFICE.
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OH, AND, HOWARD, UH,
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
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SEE YOU, HARRY.
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HOWARD, DID YOU HAVE
ANYTHING PLANNED FOR THE PLACE
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IF YOU BOUGHT IT?
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YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING
ABOUT "HOPING."
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WELL, MAYBERRY'S
ALWAYS GOING TO
NEED A BARBERSHOP
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AND I WAS HOPING
YOU'D STAY ON
AS A TENANT, FLOYD.
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TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ONE THING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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YEAH, HOWARD'S GOING TO BUY IT.
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DECIDED TODAY.
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OH, I'M SO GLAD.
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AND I KNOW HOW RELIEVED
FLOYD MUST BE.
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OH, YEAH.
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WELL, ALL OF YOU,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
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THAT PLACE HAS BECOME
AN INSTITUTION.
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IT'S BEEN THE CENTER OF THE
TOWN'S ACTIVITIES FOR YEARS.
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SAY, PAW,
WHEN I GET OLDER,
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CAN I LOAF AROUND
THE BARBERSHOP, TOO?
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WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL IT
LOAFING, OPIE.
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WELL, GEE, PAW,
YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING THERE.
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YOU JUST SIT AROUND
AND PLAY CHECKERS
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AND TALK AND GRUNT.
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WELL, THERE'S A... THERE'S
A LOT MORE TO IT THAN THAT.
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ISN'T THERE, AUNT BEE?
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OH, YES, IT'S A PLACE
WHERE THE MEN GATHER
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AND THEY DISCUSS
THINGS AND --
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WHENEVER I GO IN THERE
FOR A HAIRCUT,
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THEY'RE JUST LOAFING.
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WE'RE NOT LOAFING.
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WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING,
CAN I DO IT WHEN I GET OLDER?
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WELL, THAT'S
A LONG WAYS OFF.
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WELL, NOT TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT,
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BUT WHEN WILL HOWARD
OWN IT?
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WELL, HARRY SAYS
IN A WEEK OR 10 DAYS.
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ARE THE PAPERS ALL
SIGNED AND EVERYTHING?
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OH, YEAH.
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A LOT OF TIMES,
WHEN I GO IN THERE,
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EVERYBODY'S JUST LEANING BACK
IN THE CHAIRS, SLEEPING.
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EAT YOUR SUPPER.
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WELL, HERE IT IS,
HOWARD,
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ALL SIGNED, SEALED,
AND DELIVERED.
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OH, GOOD, GOOD.
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YEAH, THERE IS
ONE THING, HOWARD.
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YOU KNOW, WELL,
THE NEW TAX BILL CAME IN
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AND THE INSURANCE PREMIUM
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AND, WELL,
THEY'VE GONE UP, HOWARD.
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OH?
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OF COURSE, EVERYTHING,
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
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HAS GONE UP--
YOU KNOW THAT.
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I MEAN, IT'LL JUST BE
A MATTER OF TIME,
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A YEAR OR TWO, AND IT'LL
ALL GO UP, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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WELL, OF COURSE,
THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT
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THE RETURN ON YOUR
PROPERTY, YOU KNOW.
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WELL, I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING
5% ON MY INVESTMENT.
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OH, YOU WILL, HOWARD.
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THERE'S NO PROBLEM
THERE AT ALL, IT'S THE --
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WELL, YOU MAY HAVE TO
RAISE FLOYD'S RENT,
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MAYBE $15 OR SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW.
233
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:06,139
HE ONLY PAYS $50
NOW, HOWARD.
234
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,175
GEE, I WONDER
IF HE'LL OBJECT.
235
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,377
NO, NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.
236
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,312
AFTER ALL, FLOYD'S
A REASONABLE MAN.
237
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,282
HE -- WHEN IT COMES
TO BUSINESS, HE KNOWS.
238
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:19,219
HE JUST HAS TO EXPECT
A RAISE, THAT'S ALL.
239
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,255
YEAH. YEAH.
240
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:26,159
WELL, I'LL DRAW UP A LEASE
AND POP OVER AND SEE HIM.
241
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,795
GOO, GOOD, GOOD,
GOOD, HOWARD.
242
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,362
AND GOOD LUCK WITH
THE PROPERTY, HUH?
243
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,898
THANKS, HARRY.
244
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,365
SO LONG.
245
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,068
HI, FELLAS.
246
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,169
HEY, HOWARD.
247
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,205
HELLO THERE,
LANDLORD.
248
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,174
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
POPPING IN TODAY.
249
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:45,278
WELL, HOWARD, HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE A PROPERTY OWNER?
250
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,314
OH, GREAT.
JUST GREAT.
251
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:51,051
WE'RE JUST LOAFING AROUND
HERE, WAITING ON YOU.
252
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,420
SETTING AROUND,
NOT LOAFING.
253
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,222
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
254
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,824
OH, FORGET IT.
255
00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,460
UH, FLOYD, I BROUGHT THE LEASE
OVER FOR YOU TO SIGN.
256
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,931
OH, THAT'S THE WAY
I LIKE TO DO BUSINESS--
257
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,799
EVERYTHING WRITTEN OUT.
258
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,368
YOU'RE A SMART
LANDLORD, HOWARD.
259
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,937
SAY, FLOYD...
260
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,940
YEAH, AND YOU'RE GOING TO
FIX THE FAUCETS
261
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,808
LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD
262
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,878
AND TAKE CARE OF
THAT HOLE IN THE WALL
263
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,714
WHERE HARRY PUT
HIS FIST THROUGH?
264
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,949
OH, SURE, SURE.
265
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,216
UH... UH, FLOYD
266
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,286
A-ABOUT THE LEASE,
CLAUSE SIX THERE...
267
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:30,090
MAYBE YOU MIGHT LIKE TO
DISCUSS THAT IN PRIVATE.
268
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,491
AW, THERE COULDN'T
269
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,027
POSSIBLY BE
ANYTHING IN HERE
270
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,264
THAT MY DEAR FRIENDS
COULDN'T KNOW ABOUT.
271
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,732
CLAUSE SIX, EH?
272
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,067
LET'S SEE HERE...
273
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,234
$65 A MONTH?!
274
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,269
YOU ROBBER!
275
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,871
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
276
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,906
HE WANTS TO RAISE MY RENT.
277
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,775
NOW, LOOK,
FLOYD...
278
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,811
YEAH, CRUSH THE LITTLE MAN,
WILL YOU?
279
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,846
DRIVE HIM INTO THE GROUND.
280
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,981
FLOYD...
281
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,483
TAKE THE VERY FOOD
OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
282
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,920
FLOYD, I'M SURE HOWARD
HAS AN EXPLANATION
283
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,055
IF YOU'D JUST LISTEN TO HIM.
284
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,960
FLOYD, ALL I WANT TO DO
IS MAKE FIVE PERCENT
ON MY INVESTMENT
285
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,029
WHICH IS CERTAINLY NOMINAL.
286
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,899
IT'S JUST THAT
COSTS HAVE GONE UP.
287
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,300
IT'S INFLATIONARY!
288
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,835
PRICE SPIRALING.
289
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,005
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
THAT'S WHAT HE DID.
290
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,072
HE IS?
291
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,274
I WON'T PAY IT!
I WON'T PAY IT!
292
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,476
BUT, FLOYD,
HE'S ENTITLED
293
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,978
TO FIVE PERCENT.
294
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,547
FLOYD, I JUST GOT
TO GET TO $65.
295
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,084
ALL RIGHT, HOWARD,
IF YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT.
296
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,552
IT'S YOUR BUILDING.
297
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,122
BUT YOU WON'T GET IT
FROM ME!
298
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,857
I HEREBY GIVE NOTICE
299
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,993
THAT I'LL VACATE
THE PREMISES TOMORROW.
300
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,494
FLOYD, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
301
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,063
I'M NOT?
302
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,416
WELL, THAT DOES IT.
303
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,485
FLOYD GET ALL
OF HIS STUFF OUT?
304
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454
YEAH, ALL EXCEPT
THE FIXTURES.
305
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,156
THEY GO WITH THE SHOP.
306
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,992
I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO RENT IT
TO ANOTHER BARBER?
307
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,027
OH, YES.
I FEEL IT'S IMPERATIVE
308
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,029
FOR THE WELLBEING
OF MAYBERRY.
309
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,198
AFTER ALL, A TOWN
WITHOUT A BARBER
310
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,200
WOULD BE IN
DESPERATE STRAITS.
311
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,568
WOULD BE PRETTY SHAGGY,
TOO.
312
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,604
I SUPPOSE YOU HEARD
313
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,473
ABOUT FLOYD'S PLANS.
314
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,277
HE'S GOING TO OPEN UP
A SHOP IN MT. PILOT.
315
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,611
NO COMMENT, ANDY.
316
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,081
I THOUGHT FLOYD
WAS VERY UNREASONABLE--
317
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,449
ACTUALLY, TO THE POINT
OF BEING RUDE.
318
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,887
I'VE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
BEEN CALLED A SCAVENGER.
319
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989
I DON'T MUCH CARE
WHAT HE DOES.
320
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,357
WELL, I SURE HATE
TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.
321
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,927
ME, TOO -- WE AIN'T HAD
NO BAD BLOOD IN THIS TOWN
322
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,863
SINCE THAT FERGUSON GIRL
BEAT UP HAROLD LOVETT.
323
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,932
WELL, I GOT
TO BE GOING.
324
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,268
I'LL... I'LL
SEE YOU FELLAS.
325
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,904
OKAY.
326
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,048
WHAT YOU GOING
TO DO NOW?
327
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,549
GO TO WORK.
328
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,251
WHEN WILL YOU
BE FINISHED?
329
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:15,388
I DON'T KNOW.
330
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,029
FINISHED WORK YET, ANDY?
331
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,897
NO, NOT YET.
332
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:28,335
I'LL JUST WAIT
AROUND, THEN.
333
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,288
I WAS JUST
POURING THEM OUT
334
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,656
FOR WHEN
YOU'RE FINISHED.
335
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,474
DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO
336
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,609
AT THE FILLING STATION?
337
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,378
WALLY'S THERE
THIS AFTERNOON.
338
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,047
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO SOMEWHERE?
339
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,382
NO.
340
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,384
WELL, HOW ABOUT
YOUR LAUNDRY?
341
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,685
DONE THAT LAST NIGHT.
342
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,457
HI, FELLAS.
343
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,993
Goober: HEY, CYRUS.
344
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,360
I SEE FLOYD
CLOSED DOWN ALREADY.
345
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,262
I WAS WONDERING WHERE
YOU FELLAS WERE.
346
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,663
WANT TO PLAY
SOME CHECKERS?
347
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,165
I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
WELL, GRAB A CHAIR.
348
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,234
BOYS, THIS IS
THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE,
349
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,036
NOT THE BARBERSHOP.
350
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,637
ANDY, WE WON'T
MAKE A SOUND.
351
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,339
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
WE'RE HERE.
352
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,209
YOU TAKE THE RED.
353
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,610
I BET YOU
I BEAT YOU THIS TIME.
354
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,645
DON'T BE SO SURE.
DON'T BE SO SURE.
355
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,327
GOOBER.
HUH?
356
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,428
:
GET OFF.
357
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,996
OH, SORRY.
THANKS.
358
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,331
THAT'S OKAY.
359
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,567
DON'T WANT TO BE
NO TROUBLE, ANDY.
360
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,203
WAIT A MINUTE!
361
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,538
I MOVED ONE
OF YOUR CHECKERS.
362
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,140
YOU GOT TO LEAVE IT THERE.
THAT COUNTS.
363
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,507
NO, IT DOESN'T.
DOESN'T IT, GOOBER?
364
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,143
I DON'T KNOW.
NEVER SEEN IT
HAPPEN BEFORE.
365
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,410
ANDY, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE A MOVE
366
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678
AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE
AND YOU MOVE
367
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,548
ANOTHER FELLA'S CHECKER,
DON'T THAT COUNT?
368
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,119
HONEST, AUNT BEE,
I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT.
369
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,687
IT'S GETTING
VERY SCRAGGLY.
370
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,722
ALL THE KIDS WEAR
IT SCRAGGLY NOW.
371
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,425
I JUST REMEMBERED,
I'VE GOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK.
372
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,294
NO, YOU SIT
RIGHT DOWN THERE.
373
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,396
YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
374
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,565
WELL, I USED TO CUT
MY BROTHER'S HAIR
375
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,467
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE.
376
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,734
I LIKE THE PART OVER...
377
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,170
I'LL DECIDE THAT.
378
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,138
FLOYD ALWAYS USED TO...
379
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,173
FLOYD ISN'T HERE.
380
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,540
PAW, WILL
YOU DRIVE ME
381
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,309
TO MT. PILOT
FOR A HAIRCUT?
382
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,111
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
383
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,745
PLEASE TAKE ME
TO MT. PILOT.
384
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,447
I'LL SEE, I'LL SEE.
THANKS, PAW.
385
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,717
OH, ANDY. WELL,
WHAT'S BOTHERING US?
386
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,153
"WHAT'S BOTHERING US?"
387
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,221
MY OFFICE IS
A CHECKER PARLOR
388
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,590
AND NOW MY HOME'S
A BARBERSHOP.
389
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,558
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
A MAN'S SUPPOSED TO WORK.
390
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,698
Floyd: HI, ANDY.
391
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,105
WELL, HI, FLOYD.
392
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,506
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
393
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,807
JUST GOT BACK
FROM MT. PILOT.
394
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,409
YEAH?
395
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,812
THINK I'VE GOT A NICE
PLACE LINED UP THERE.
396
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,115
TWO CHAIRS,
MIRRORS ON BOTH WALLS.
397
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:32,085
AUTOMATIC LATHER MACHINE --
OH, IT'S THE BIG TIME.
398
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,688
FLOYD, I STILL THINK THAT
YOU AND HOWARD...
399
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:40,727
I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO MENTION
THAT MAN'S NAME IN MY PRESENCE!
400
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,530
I HAPPEN TO FIND IT REPUGNANT.
401
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,298
I'M SORRY.
402
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,471
STILL HASN'T FOUND
A TENANT, HAS HE?
403
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:56,176
NO.
404
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,845
IT'S A SHAME, FLOYD.
405
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:03,416
AFTER 28 YEARS
IN THE SAME SPOT,
406
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,752
IT'S TIME FOR
A CHANGE.
407
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,455
A MAN CAN GET IN
A RUT, YOU KNOW.
408
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:15,495
SAME OLD PEOPLE,
SAME OLD CHITCHAT.
409
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,802
I'LL SEE YOU, ANDY.
410
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,604
I GOT BUSINESS
TO ATTEND TO.
411
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,540
I'LL SEE YOU, FLOYD.
412
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,878
HI, ANDY.
413
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,480
OH, HI, HOWARD.
414
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,204
GOT AN APPOINTMENT
WITH A MR. COEFIELD.
415
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,238
OH.
416
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,506
YEAH.
417
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,641
RUNS A WHOLE CHAIN
OF BARBERSHOPS.
418
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,710
HE'S INTERESTED IN HAVING
ONE HERE IN MAYBERRY.
419
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,944
SOUNDS BIG.
420
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,947
YEAH.
YEAH, IT SURE DOES.
421
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,683
MR. SPRAGUE?
422
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,452
OH, MR. COEFIELD,
I PRESUME.
423
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,786
THIS IS SHERIFF TAYLOR.
424
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,523
WELL, THIS MIGHT DO
AFTER A LITTLE FIXING UP.
425
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,524
"FIXING UP"?
426
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,559
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE COSTS.
427
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,761
STAINLESS STEEL WALLS
HALFWAY UP
428
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,796
MIRRORS THE REST
OF THE WAY.
429
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,898
I LIKE MY PLACES NEAT,
MODERN.
430
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,867
THOSE PICTURES
WILL HAVE TO GO, AND...
431
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,702
WHAT'S THIS?
432
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,238
IT'S A BULLETIN BOARD.
433
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,473
IF ANYBODY IN TOWN HAS
ANYTHING TO TRADE OR SELL
434
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,209
THEY KIND OF MAKE A NOTE,
COME IN AND TACK IT UP.
435
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,310
THAT'LL HAVE TO GO.
436
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,911
WHAT'S THIS TABLE
DOING HERE?
437
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,748
WELL, A LOT OF THE FELLAS
COME IN FROM TIME TO TIME
438
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,316
AND PLAY CHECKERS.
439
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,585
NOW I KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T
MAKE A GO OF IT BEFORE.
440
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,620
TOO MUCH TALK,
NOT ENOUGH HAIRCUTS.
441
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,423
THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT
WHEN I PUT A MAN IN HERE.
442
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,592
I RUN AN EFFICIENT
BUSINESS.
443
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,927
NO TOMFOOLERY,
NO TIME WASTING.
444
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,264
MR. SPRAGUE, I'LL
GIVE YOU $70 A MONTH.
445
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,799
WELL, I...
446
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,669
I'LL MAKE IT $75 AND
THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
447
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,005
WELL, I'D SORT OF KIND
OF LIKE TO THINK IT OVER
448
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,874
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
MR. COEFIELD.
449
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,309
OKAY.
450
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,611
YOU KNOW WHERE
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.
451
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,346
RIGHT.
452
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,921
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO JUMP INTO ANYTHING.
453
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,490
OF COURSE.
454
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,329
OF COURSE, I HAVEN'T
SIGNED THE LEASE YET
455
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,832
AT THE MT. PILOT SHOP,
BUT IT'LL WORK OUT FINE.
456
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,502
I'LL BE RIGHT NEXT
TO THE JOLLY TIME SNACK BAR.
457
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,036
THAT'S GOOD.
458
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,606
AND THEN THE OTHER SIDE
IS A PICKLE-BOTTLING PLANT.
459
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,574
UH-HUH.
460
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,009
A LOT OF WALK-IN TRADE.
461
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,877
THAT SOUNDS GOOD, FLOYD.
462
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,313
WHAT DID YOU WANT
TO SEE ME ABOUT?
463
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,747
YOU SAID
IT WAS IMPORTANT.
464
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,817
IT'S NOT REAL IMPORTANT.
IT'S JUST THAT...
465
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,052
HI, ANDY. I...
466
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,921
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
467
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,756
UH...
468
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,925
COME IN, HOWARD
AND SIT DOWN.
469
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928
IF YOU DON'T MIND, ANDY,
I'D RATHER NOT.
470
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,296
GOOD RIDDANCE.
471
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,932
HOWARD, SIT DOWN,
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
472
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,568
NOW, THE REASON
YOU'RE BOTH HERE
473
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,037
IS BECAUSE I PLANNED
IT THAT WAY.
474
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,706
YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS
MUCH TOO LONG
475
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,041
TO PART LIKE THIS.
476
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,810
SO BEFORE YOU GO
YOUR SEPARATE WAYS
477
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,712
I WANT YOU TO SHAKE HANDS.
478
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,780
THAT'S ALL.
479
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:25,452
WELL, GO AHEAD AND SHAKE.
480
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:33,893
NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?
481
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,963
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
IN MT. PILOT, FLOYD.
482
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,531
THANK YOU, HOWARD.
483
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:42,001
HOPE YOU RENT THE PLACE
SOON TO ANOTHER BARBER.
484
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,405
IF YOU TWO HAD SENSE ENOUGH,
YOU'D REALIZE
485
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,040
YOU'LL BOTH BE
BETTER OFF THIS WAY.
486
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,542
YOU REALLY WILL.
487
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,845
FLOYD, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A LOT MORE MONEY
488
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,514
IN MT. PILOT, RIGHT?
489
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,349
WELL, YES, I EXPECT TO.
490
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,919
YEAH. AND, HOWARD, YOU'RE GOING
TO RENT THE PLACE
491
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,921
FOR MORE THAN $65 A MONTH.
492
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,423
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
493
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,591
SO, YOU SEE?
494
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,527
NEITHER ONE OF YOU
IS LOSING ANYTHING.
495
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,996
YOU'RE BOTH GAINING
A GREAT DEAL
496
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,065
AND ALL YOU'RE MAD
AT ONE ANOTHER ABOUT
497
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,802
IS A STUPID PIECE
OF REAL ESTATE.
498
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,971
WELL, IT'S A LITTLE MORE
THAN THAT, ANDY.
499
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,874
THE PLACE HAD SORT
OF A HOMEY TOUCH.
500
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,776
YEAH, IT HAD ATMOSPHERE.
501
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,012
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
502
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,080
OH, SURE, IT HAD ATMOSPHERE.
503
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:32,419
A BUNCH OF GUYS HANGING AROUND,
CLUTTERING UP THE PLACE.
504
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,387
BUT...
505
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,822
YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY
THAT WAY, FLOYD.
506
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,057
THOSE FELLAS THAT HUNG AROUND
THE BARBERSHOP--
507
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,426
THEY WERE FRIENDS.
508
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,060
OH, I KNOW
THEY WERE FRIENDS...
509
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,696
YEAH, AND THEY WEREN'T
CLUTTERING UP THE PLACE,
510
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,566
EITHER, THERE WAS GOOD
TALK AND CONVERSATION.
511
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,834
UH, WORLD EVENTS.
512
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,969
WE HAD VERY STIMULATING
DISCUSSIONS.
513
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,505
THERE ARE OTHER THINGS
BESIDES MONEY.
514
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,007
ABSOLUTELY. YOU JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
515
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,510
THE BARBERSHOP WAS
A TOWN TRADITION.
516
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,912
I GUESS YOU JUST
WEREN'T AWARE OF THAT.
517
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,714
RIGHT.
A TOWN TRADITION.
518
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,750
IT'S A SHAME
TO SEE IT CHANGE.
519
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,754
A REAL SHAME.
520
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:12,725
I'LL COME DOWN
$7.50 IN THE RENT.
521
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,194
I'LL GO UP $7.50.
522
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,563
DEAL?
523
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:17,697
DEAL.
524
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,567
FUNNY THING, ANDY--
525
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:27,440
I ALWAYS HAD YOU PEGGED
FOR A PRETTY SMART FELLA.
526
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,542
AMAZING -- AFTER
ALL THESE YEARS,
527
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,810
YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD
528
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,446
WHAT AN INSTITUTION
FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP WAS.
529
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,483
WELL, HE USED
TO THINK
530
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:39,986
SHAVING CREAM WAS
ICE CREAM.
531
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,754
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
532
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,725
I GUESS I JUST NEVER
REALIZED ALL THIS.
533
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:51,531
YEAH.
534
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,874
AUNT BEE, HONEST,
I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT.
535
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,510
NOW, WE POSTPONED
THIS YESTERDAY
536
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,545
AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO
POSTPONE IT ANY LONGER!
537
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:06,979
I'LL GET ONE
IN MT. PILOT.
538
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,549
NO, YOUR FATHER HASN'T
GOT TIME TO TAKE YOU.
539
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:12,919
I'LL RIDE MY BIKE.
IT ONLY TAKES SIX HOURS.
540
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,788
OH, NONSENSE. NOW, WILL
YOU PLEASE SIT STILL.
541
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,758
I HAVE TO GET THIS PIKE'S
PEAK OFF, FIRST OF ALL.
542
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,159
CAN I HAVE A PILL
OR SOMETHING?
543
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,694
OH, WILL YOU BE STILL.
544
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,530
GOOD NEWS --
FLOYD'S BACK.
545
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,732
OH, BOY!
OH, WELL, HOW DID
ALL THAT HAPPEN?
546
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,800
WELL, HOWARD
WENT DOWN $7.50
547
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,669
AND FLOYD WENT UP
$7.50.
548
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,638
WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
549
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,806
THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO
GO THROUGH ALL THIS.
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