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UH, EXCUSE ME.

OH, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT FIND BARNEY FIFE?

I BELIEVE HE'S IN THE FINGERPRINT DEPARTMENT.

NO, UH, NOT ANYMORE.

HE'S IN THE DETECTIVE BUREAU NOW.

THE DETECTIVE BUREAU?

BARNEY'S A DETECTIVE?

UH-HUH.

HUH.

WELL, COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT FIND HIM?

HE'S IN THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE.

OH, WELL, I'LL JUST...

I'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL HE'S FINISHED.

OH, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN GO RIGHT IN.

HE'S IN THERE ALONE.

OH.

OH, WELL, THANK YOU.

Barney: * GO TELL AUNT LUCY

* GO TELL AUNT LUCY

* GO TELL AUNT LUCY

* THE OLD GRAY GOOSE IS DEAD... *

BARN. WHA...HA...

ANGE! ANGE, YOU SON OF A GUN.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M JUST FINE. I'M FINE.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

BOY, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GREAT. OH, THANK YOU.

YOU FILLED OUT A LITTLE.

YEAH, A LITTLE BIT, PUT ON A LITTLE BIT.

YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD YOURSELF.

OH, I'M-I'M HOLDING MY OWN, I THINK, YEAH.

YOU SON OF A GUN.

YOU SON OF A GUN YOURSELF.

WELL, I, UH... I SEE YOU'RE, UH, UH...

UH, OH, THIS. WELL, UH...

THE CHIEF LIKES TO KEEP US KIND OF BUSY

WHEN WE'RE WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO BREAK.

KIND OF RELIEVES THE TENSION.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. IT'S A GOOD IDEA, YEAH.

YOU'RE HERE EARLY.

I CAUGHT AN EARLY BUS.

DID YOU? YEAH.

HOW'S AUNT BEE AND OPIE?

FINE. THEY SEND THEIR BEST.

HELEN SENDS HER BEST.

SEND IT BACK.

RIGHT, I WILL.

YOU'RE A DETECTIVE.

WELL, YEAH.

WELL, YOU KNOW, FINGERPRINTS WAS NEVER REALLY FOR ME, ANGE.

I MEAN, WITH ME IT'S ALWAYS BEEN "WHERE'S THE ACTION?"

YEAH...

AND I'LL BET RIGHT THERE IS WHERE IT IS.

YOU KIDDING?

YEAH.

COME HERE, ANGE.

SEE THESE?

UH-HUH.

ALL NEW CASES JUST THIS WEEK.

HMM.

YEAH, THAT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE, ANGE.

WELL, HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.

JUST PUT MY BRUSH IN TURPENTINE.

HEY, YOUR LETTER SOUNDED KIND OF URGENT.

YOU'RE NOT IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, ARE YOU?

DID IT SOUND LIKE THAT? YEAH.

NO, I'M NOT IN TROUBLE...

BUT SOMETHING DID COME UP AND I WANTED TO

TELL YOU ABOUT IT 'CAUSE I THOUGHT

YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED.

YEAH?

YEAH... CONFIDENTIALLY...

I HEARD THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE AN OPENING

IN OUR DEPARTMENT,

AND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU.

OH, NOW, BARNEY...

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, ANGE.

YOU WERE COMING UP HERE THIS MONTH ANYWAY,

SO JUST DON'T SAY NO YET.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. COME ON.

OH, WELL.

WELL, THIS IS IT, ANDY --

THE BRAIN CENTER OF THE RALEIGH POLICE DEPARTMENT.

THIS LITTLE LADY HERE IS OUR GAL FRIDAY, MISS CLARK.

MISS CLARK, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SHERIFF TAYLOR OF MAYBERRY.

WE ALREADY MET, SORT OF. HELLO.

OH.

ANYTHING FOR ME?

UH...

THAT MINISTER YOU ARRESTED LAST WEEK

IS GOING TO SUE US.

SUE US?

BUT I APOLOGIZED TO HIM.

HE WAS WEARING A SPORTS SHIRT, ANGE.

I THOUGHT HE WAS LOITERING.

OH, WELL, THAT CAN HAPPEN.

SURE, THEY OUGHT TO WEAR AN INSIGNIA OR SOMETHING.

WELL, WE'LL, UH, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS THERE.

COME ON, I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.

OH.

SAY, AL, YOU GOT A FEW MINUTES?

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SHERIFF TAYLOR OF MAYBERRY.

HELLO. SHERIFF.

JENKINS HERE HAS BROKEN SOME OF OUR TOUGHEST CASES.

HE'S ONE OF OUR TOP MEN.

OH, WELL.

YEAH.

YOU GOT SOME NEW MUG SHOTS HERE?

LOOK AT THAT, ANGE.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO RUN

INTO THAT CHARACTER IN A DARK ALLEY?

THOSE ARE THE NEW ROOKIE COPS FROM THE POLICE ACADEMY.

OH. OH, WELL, GOOD.

GETTING SOME GOOD TOUGH MEN IN, THAT'S GOOD.

WELL, WE WON'T BOTHER YOU ANYMORE.

COME ON, ANGE.

OH, UH, THAT'S PETERSON OVER THERE.

I'D INTRODUCE YOU, BUT HE LOOKS KIND OF BUSY.

HE'S A LITTLE BIT TOUCHY, YOU KNOW.

FIFE! YES, SIR?

WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

OH, YEAH, WELL, I'LL GET AROUND TO IT.

WE KIND OF DO LITTLE THINGS FOR EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW...

SORT OF A CUSTOM OF THE DEPARTMENT.

OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, YEAH.

WHERE'S, UH, WHERE'S YOUR DESK?

OH, COME OVER HERE. COME ON.

OH.

HERE IT IS.

THIS IS WHERE YOU SIT?

WELL, I NEVER WAS ONE TO SIT MUCH, YOU KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I TOOK THIS PLACE.

IT SUITS ME BETTER.

SIT DOWN.

OH, OKAY.

GEE, THAT'S JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, YEAH, IT'S GREAT FOR READING, YOU KNOW.

THEY OUGHT TO BUILD ALL DESKS LIKE THAT.

BOY, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.

OH, DID YOU, UH, SEE THIS DOWN IN MAYBERRY?

"TENTH SUPERMARKET ROBBERY"?

WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING.

YEAH, THAT'S REALLY A ROUGH ONE TO CRACK.

WE GOT THE WHOLE BUREAU WORKING ON IT.

ANY THEORIES?

WELL, IT'S TOO SMOOTH TO BE A ONE-MAN OPERATION.

IT'S GOT TO BE A GANG.

NOW, THIS IS VERY CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION, ANDY.

BUT EVERY TIME WE STAKE OUT, THEY HIT ANOTHER AREA.

SO, THERE'S GOT TO BE A LEAK

SOMEWHERE HERE IN THE BUREAU.

THAT'S STRICTLY QT.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, LET'S GET YOU SETTLED.

IS THE "Y" FAR FROM HERE?

OH, I'M NOT AT THE "Y" ANYMORE.

YOU'RE NOT?

NO, GOT MY OWN PAD... BOARDINGHOUSE.

NO KIDDING?

YEAH, IT'S RUN BY A WONDERFUL FAMILY.

I TOLD THEM I WAS BRINGING YOU OVER.

I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE.

OH, DON'T BE SILLY, COME ON.

I'LL BE CHECKING OUT FOR A WHILE, SWEETHEART.

WE'LL TRY TO MANAGE.

SHE'S A GREAT KIDDER.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM, ANDY, JUST LOVE THEM.

THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE FAMILY.

HI, MA.

BARNEY.

THIS IS MY FRIEND ANDY TAYLOR.

OH, HOW DO YOU DO, ANDY? I'M VERY GLAD TO MEET YOU.

WE WERE JUST RELAXING BEFORE LUNCH.

OH, WELL, I HOPE I'M NOT INTRUDING.

OH, NO, NO.

ANY FRIEND OF BARNEY'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE.

RIGHT, BARN? RIGHT.

WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, MISSUS...?

OH, JUST CALL ME "MA."

WELL.

CALL HER "MA."

AND THESE ARE MA'S BOYS, OVER HERE.

THIS HERE'S LEROY. THAT'S HENNY, OVER THERE.

HI. HI.

DON'T YOU STAND WHEN SOMEBODY COMES IN?

THEY GOT LOW BLOOD PRESSURE.

THE BOYS ARE KIND OF IN BETWEEN JOBS RIGHT NOW.

THINGS ARE KIND OF SLACKING UP FOR THEM.

ELECTRONICS, WASN'T IT?

YEAH, RIGHT.

IT'S AT A STANDSTILL RIGHT NOW.

AGNES JEAN! BARNEY AND HIS FRIEND ARE HERE.

MY DAUGHTER.

She's a real charmer, Andy.

HI, BARNEY.

HI, AG. AG, THIS HERE IS MY FRIEND ANDY TAYLOR.

OH, IT'S A PLEASURE.

HELLO.

BARNEY, YOU KNOW, YOU FORGOT TO SAY

GOODBYE TO ME THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT.

OH, WELL, I WAS IN KIND OF A RUSH.

OH, WELL, LUNCH IS READY, WHENEVER YOU ARE,

IF YOU WANT TO, YOU KNOW, WASH UP.

MM-HMM.

AHEM, COME ON, ANDY. LET'S GO.

Ma: BARNEY!

THERE ARE SOME CLEAN TOWELS IN THE HALL CLOSET.

RIGHT.

THIS IS IT.

WELL, THIS IS GREAT.

IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST GREAT.

YEAH. COME HERE.

PRIVATE SINK.

HUH.

AND...DOUBLE BED.

YEAH, DOUBLE BED.

THIS IS A REAL LEATHER CHAIR HERE.

HEY, YEAH.

COURSE, I AIN'T NEAR FINISHED DECORATING YET.

OH, WELL, YOU NEVER FINISH WITH THAT.

I BEEN GOING IN FOR SOME ART STUFF, TOO.

YEAH.

THIS HERE'S THE LAUGHING CAVALIER.

YEAH, I RECOGNIZE THAT, YEAH.

AND THAT'S, UH, BLUE BOY.

"BLUE BOY," YEAH.

WELL, I TELL YOU, ANGE, YOU MOVE TO THE BIG CITY,

YOU GET ON THAT CULTURE KICK,

AND YOU JUST WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST.

YEAH, YOU GROW.

GET IN WITH THAT ARTY CROWD.

YEAH, FAST.

OH, LISTEN...

I REALLY GOT SOME VIEW HERE.

COME HERE, ANGE. I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS.

OKAY.

NOW, LOOK RIGHT OUT THERE.

NOW, YOU SEE RIGHT BETWEEN THEM TWO TELEPHONE POLES?

YEAH?

THAT'S CITY HALL.

HUH.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.

YOU GOT A GREAT SETUP HERE.

YEAH.

IT'S A GREAT SETUP. IT REALLY IS.

OH, IT'S, UH, LOOSE.

HMM. WELL, UH...

UH, WANT TO GET WASHED UP?

YEAH.

UM... THIS IS HOT HERE.

IT SAYS COLD, BUT IT'S HOT.

OH, OKAY.

SOAP. OH, THANK YOU.

NOW, BARN, ABOUT THIS JOB BUSINESS...

WELL, IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU, ANGE.

THERE'S GONNA BE AN OPENING IN MY DEPARTMENT,

AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY

TO GET YOU IN THERE.

WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

I'D BE INTERESTED IN THE JOB?

I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY IN MAYBERRY.

WELL, OKAY...

BUT YOU GOT TO DO ONE THING FOR ME.

WHAT'S THAT?

WELL, YOU GOT TO TALK TO CAPTAIN DEWHURST

FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES.

WHY?

BECAUSE I MADE AN APPOINTMENT

FOR YOU TO SEE HIM THIS AFTERNOON.

OH...

Ma: BARNEY, LUNCH IS READY.

COMING, MA! COME ON.

MR. TAYLOR?

OH. OH, NO. NO MORE FOR ME, THANK YOU.

IT WAS VERY GOOD, BUT... I CAN'T HOLD ANYMORE.

YEAH, THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH MA.

SHE OUGHT TO BE PUT BEHIND BARS.

THE WAY SHE MAKES YOU EAT'S A CRIME.

IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE SO HAPPY

TO HAVE BARNEY HERE.

WITH ALL THOSE ROBBERIES GOING ON IN THE SUPERMARKETS,

IT'S SO COMFORTING

TO HAVE A DETECTIVE LIVING

RIGHT IN THE HOUSE WITH US.

WELL, YOU JUST REST EASY, MA.

HEY, BARNEY, TALKING ABOUT THOSE SUPERMARKET ROBBERIES--

YOU GUYS GOT ANY LEADS?

WELL, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, LEROY.

IT'S JUST SO AMAZING THE WAY THEY WORK.

WELL, WE THINK WE'VE FOUND A PATTERN TO THESE ROBBERIES,

AND WE'RE WORKING ON WHAT I LIKE TO CALL

THE ZONE DETECTION SYSTEM.

THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, ANGE?

UH...

NOT UP TO NOW.

GO ON, BARNEY.

IT'S ALWAYS SO INTERESTING WHEN HE EXPLAINS THESE THINGS.

WELL...

NOW, LET'S CALL THIS ZONE ONE.

GOLLY, THERE I GO, WRITING ON YOUR TABLE.

OH, GO ON, DEAR. IT'LL COME OUT.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

NOW, YOU SEE,

THERE ARE THREE DETECTION ZONES IN RALEIGH --

ZONE ONE, ZONE TWO AND THREE.

B.. UH, BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY...

JUST A SECOND, ANGE.

I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING.

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE GOING TO STRIKE

IN ZONES ONE OR TWO.

THAT'S THE WHOLE NORTH SIDE OF THE TOWN

SO WE'RE GOING TO BLANKET THAT.

HE'S SO CLEVER.

HOW MUCH OF THE NORTH SIDE, BARNEY?

I'D SAY PROBABLY...

BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY...

IF-IF-IF THIS IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION,

SHOULD YOU EVEN BE

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.

I'M JUST TELLING THE PARKERS.

WELL, I KNOW THAT..

THEY'RE FAMILY. THEY'RE FAMILY, SEE.

HE DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR RELATIONSHIP.

OH, YES. WE CONSIDER HIM

A FULL-FLEDGED MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY.

I DON'T.

WELL...

YOU WERE SAYING, BARNEY?

HMM? OH, YEAH. WELL, ANYWAY...

WE'RE JUST GOING TO COVER THE TOWN

DOWN AS FAR AS THE BRIDGE.

IN OTHER WORDS, THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL, UH...

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, A "STAKEOUT"?

YEAH, STAKEOUT.

"STAKEOUT'S" THE WORD.

YEAH...

WELL, WE BETTER BE GETTING BACK DOWN TO THE BUREAU, ANGE.

YOU KNOW, THAT APPOINTMENT?

OH, YES, WELL, THANKS, UH, FOR LUNCH, MISS PARKER.

AH, WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE HERE.

UH. UH... B...

UH, BEFORE WE, UH, GET INTO ANYTHING, UH, UH, UH,

I-I'D JUST LIKE TO, UH, SAY THAT I'M HERE

KIND OF BY MISTAKE.

SEE, BARNEY GOT ME UP HERE

WITHOUT TELLING ME ABOUT THIS JOB BEING OPEN,

AND, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR A JOB.

WELL, I REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE, SHERIFF.

IN FACT, I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THE APPOINTMENT,

BUT BARNEY KEPT AFTER ME AND AFTER ME.

OH, WELL, HE'S SO EXCITED

ABOUT HIS JOB IN THE DEPARTMENT HERE.

I GUESS HE THOUGHT HE'D BE DOING ME A BIG FAVOR

GETTING ME IN ON IT, TOO.

HE REALLY LIKES HIS JOB, EH?

OH, YES, HE LOVES IT.

I THINK IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN HIS... IN HIS WHOLE LIFE.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M GOING TO LEVEL WITH YOU, SHERIFF.

THERE IS GOING TO BE A JOB OPEN IN THIS DEPARTMENT-- HIS.

WHOSE?

BARNEY'S.

BARNEY'S?

HEY, UH, BARN.

MM-HMM.

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT MAYBE COMING BACK TO MAYBERRY?

YOU MEAN FOR A VISIT?

NO. NO.

ACTUALLY, I MEANT FOR GOOD.

I MEAN, YOUR-YOUR JOB'S STILL OPEN.

OH, WELL, THAT'S AWFUL NICE OF YOU, ANGE,

BUT I GOT EVERYTHING GOING FOR ME HERE.

I MEAN, I GOT A BIG JOB.

I GOT A TERRIFIC FUTURE--

GREAT SOCIAL LIFE.

YOU MEAN, SITTING HERE ON THE PORCH

LISTENING TO THE RADIO?

WELL, YOU THINK THIS IS ALL I DO?

I SWING.

AND I GOT FRIENDS HERE.

I GOT MA, I GOT THE BOYS

AND... AND AGNES JEAN.

IS THERE ANYTHING...UH?

WELL, YOU KNOW...

GOOD. GOOD.

OH, THE PARKERS ARE BACK FROM SHOPPING.

THEY ALL GO, DO THEY?

MM-HMM.

YEAH. ONE NEVER GOES SHOPPING WITHOUT THE OTHER.

THAT'S TOGETHERNESS FOR YOU.

HI, MA.

OH, DON'T GET UP.

WE'VE GOT TO GO IN AND PUT THINGS AWAY.

YOU JUST STAY RIGHT THERE AND ENJOY YOURSELVES.

WELL...

SEE YOU, BARNEY.

RIGHT, AG.

AG...

YEAH. YEAH.

THEY DIDN'T BUY MUCH, DID THEY?

HMM?

I MEAN, FOR A WHOLE BIG FAMILY,

THEY JUST CAME BACK WITH TWO LITTLE SACKS.

WELL, THERE PROBABLY WASN'T ANY SPECIALS.

MA'S A SMART SHOPPER.

HMM.

Man: We interrupt this program with a news flash.

The police department reports another supermarket robbery...

number 11.

HEY!

This time, it was the Super Bargain Market

on the South side.

We'll have all the details on our 11:00 newscast.

THEY HIT THE SOUTH SIDE,

AND WE HAD THEM FIGURED FOR THE NORTH!

THAT'S UNCANNY.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A LEAK SOMEPLACE.

THAT'S THE EIGHTH TIME IN A ROW THAT WE'VE STAKED OUT TWO ZONES,

AND THEY HIT THE THIRD.

I'M GONNA GET DOWN THERE. YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF?

YEAH, I'D LIKE TO.

NOW, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY SUSPICIOUS

HANGING AROUND WHEN YOU CLOSED UP, HUH?

NO. EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL WHEN I LEFT.

I CAME BACK BECAUSE THERE WERE SOME PAPERS

I HAD LEFT IN MY OFFICE.

THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED IT.

THE BACK DOOR WAS OPEN.

THE REGISTERS WERE RIFLED,

AND THE SAFE WAS OPEN.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

NOW-NOW-NOW, BARN!

BARN. TAKE IT EASY, BARN.

ALL RIGHT. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUSTER.

HEY, WHAT IS THIS?

REACH! LOOK, MISTER, I...

SAVE IT! BARNEY, LET HIM TALK.

NO. GIVE THESE RATS A CHANCE,

THEY'LL BE ALL OVER YOU.

LET'S TAKE IT NICE AND SLOW.

YOU JUST STICK THEM HANDS OUT.

OKAY.

BARNEY.

THERE.

THEY ALWAYS RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

MM-HMM.

THERE YOU GO.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

HI, CHIEF. I GOT THE REPORT ON THE RADIO

AND RUSHED RIGHT OVER AND NABBED THIS BIRD.

I JUST BEAT YOU BY A MINUTE...

FIFE!

YES, SIR.

RUN ACROSS THE STREET AND GET FIVE COFFEES, EH?

WHAT?

THIS IS THE STORE MANAGER.

WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR.

THE STORE...

OH...

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

GOT THE KEY?

SURE, YEAH.

I GOT THE KEY.

UH, I GOT THE KEY.

I'LL TAKE CREAM AND SUGAR.

ME, TOO.

OH, UH, SURE.

UH, WE DO THIS FOR EACH OTHER.

IT'S KIND OF A CUSTOM IN THE DEPARTMENT.

SEE WHAT I MEAN, TAYLOR?

WELL, HE WAS JUST PLAYING IT SAFE.

WE'LL CALL YOU IF WE NEED YOU.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

IT'S A ROUGH CASE, TAYLOR.

NOTHING TO GO ON, AT ALL, HUH?

NOT A THING -- WE'RE UP AGAINST A GANG

THAT KNOWS EVERY MOVE WE MAKE.

NOW, IF WE COULD ONLY FIGURE OUT

SOME WAY TO LEARN THEIR MOVES.

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE THE THING, WOULDN'T IT?

HERE WE ARE.

WHERE DID YOU AND MR. TAYLOR GO LAST NIGHT?

ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU DISAPPEARED.

OH, WELL, WE, UH, WENT OVER TO THE MARKET.

I GUESS YOU READ ABOUT IT.

THERE WAS ANOTHER ROBBERY.

I READ SOMETHING ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS.

HEY, BARN, THEY GOT ANY CLUES?

NO, NEITHER ONE OF THEM.

IT'S A GOOD THING THEY HIT LAST NIGHT INSTEAD OF TONIGHT.

WHY? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

OH, I WAS, UH... I WAS...

I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH CAPTAIN DEWHURST

WHILE YOU WERE OUT.

YEAH, AND HE SAID IT WAS --

IT WAS A GOOD THING THEY HIT

LAST NIGHT INSTEAD OF TONIGHT

BECAUSE THIS IS SATURDAY.

AND IT'S THE BIG SHOPPING DAY, YOU KNOW?

AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE MONEY INVOLVED,

AND IT'LL HAVE TO STAY THERE THE WHOLE WEEKEND, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE, UH... TILL MONDAY

'CAUSE OF THE... THE BANKS.

IT COULD PROBABLY RUN TO THOUSANDS.

I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHERE THEY'LL HAVE A...

STAKEOUT?

YEAH. STAKEOUT.

CAPTAIN DEWHURST SAID "NO."

HE SAID, UH, HE SAID THIS GANG

NEVER HITS TWICE IN THE SAME AREA SO, UH...

THEY WOULDN'T.

WHAT ARE THE PARKERS DOING TONIGHT?

OH, THEY'RE GOING TO A LATE MOVIE.

I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT US COMING ALONG,

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES THEY ARE KIND OF CLANNISH, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'D KIND OF LIKE TO DO TONIGHT?

HMM?

GO TO THAT SUPERMARKET THAT WAS KNOCKED OFF LAST NIGHT

AND JUST KIND OF LOOK AROUND.

NOW THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO GET MIXED UP IN THIS, ANDY.

AND BESIDES, IT'S PROBABLY CLOSED NOW.

WELL, YOU'VE GOT MASTER KEYS

OVER AT THE STATION, HAVEN'T YOU?

WELL, YEAH, BUT...

IT'S JUST A HUNCH.

JUST KIND OF GO OVER AND LOOK AROUND.

WELL, I THINK IT'S A BIG WASTE OF TIME.

IF YOU WANT TO GO,

THEN I'LL GO TELL THE PARKERS.

AH...AH, I WOULDN'T, UH...

I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO THEM

BECAUSE, UH, WELL, YOU KNOW THEY WORRY ABOUT YOU,

AND THEY MIGHT THINK

YOU'RE GETTING INTO SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, YOU KNOW?

YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOUR GENERAL PUBLIC DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH

FOR THIS KIND OF THING.

LET'S JUST YOU AND ME GO.

OKAY.

ANGE, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE WAITING HERE FOR.

YOU REALLY DON'T EXPECT THEM CROOKS

TO HIT THE SAME MARKET TONIGHT, DO YOU?

LET'S JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.

JUST A BIG WASTE OF TIME.

COULD YOU EAT A LITTLE QUIETER?

BOY, YOU'RE EDGY.

NO!

STAY HERE! STAY HERE!

NOW, LISTEN.

I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON, AND YOU GET THE PISTOL ON THEM.

MM-HMM.

ALL RIGHT, REACH!

ANGE, IT'S THE PARKERS.

THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

AND ALL THE TIME YOU THOUGHT

THERE WERE CROOKS IN HERE.

I'M SORRY, FOLKS. THE STORE'S CLOSED.

YOU'LL HAVE TO DO YOUR SHOPPING...

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE NOW, ANYWAYS?

JUST KEEP YOUR PISTOL ON THEM, BARN.

MA!

AGNES JEAN!

ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE'S GOT TO GET SMART.

ANGE, YOU WANT TO CALL THE STATION --

TELL THEM TO SEND THE WAGON OVER?

RIGHT.

I HAD MY EYE ON YOU PEOPLE ALL ALONG.

THOUGHT YOU WERE PULLING ONE ON OVER ON ME, DIDN'T YOU?

FIFE, I TELL YOU, I'VE GOT TO

HAND IT TO YOU -- YOU REALLY CRACKED IT.

WELL, LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR, CHIEF.

IF IT HADN'T HAVE BEEN FOR ANDY'S HELP --

NOW, YOU HELD THE PISTOL.

ALL I DID WAS TURN ON THE LIGHTS.

FIFE, YOU WERE ACTUALLY LIVING

IN THE BOARDING HOUSE WITH THEM.

YEAH, I GUESS I'M PROBABLY AT MY BEST

ON THE UNDERCOVER WORK -- I MOVE SLOW, BUT SURE.

WELL, BARNEY, I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NEW DESK.

OH, YEAH, IT'S FINE. THANKS, CHIEF.

AHEM. OH, PETERSON.

A LITTLE COFFEE ALL AROUND.

WELL, UH --

OKAY.

Barney: OH, AND, SAY, PETERSON --

YOU MIGHT BRING A LITTLE DANISH, TOO.