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HE'S A TRAVELIN' SALESMAN. THAT'S WHAT HE IS.

UH-HUH.

'COURSE, HE MIGHT EVEN BE FROM OUT OF STATE --

COME INTO TOWN TO DO A LITTLE FISHIN'.

UH-HUH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS, ANDY?

I ALREADY KNOW.

HE'S A STRANGER IN TOWN, NOT CAUSIN' ANY TROUBLE...

MINDIN' HIS OWN BUSINESS.

WELL, ANDY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

WITH A FELLA SHOWING A LITTLE CURIOSITY.

I KNOW.

IF A FELLA AIN'T CURIOUS, HE'LL NEVER LEARN NOTHIN'.

A FELLA'S GOT A RIGHT TO ASK QUESTIONS.

I'M SORRY.

THAT'S OKAY.

I'LL GO OVER AND PUMP HIM A LITTLE

AND FIND OUT FOR SURE WHAT HE IS.

HMM.

HEY!

HI.

WELL, IT SURE IS NICE WEATHER FOR A TRAVELIN' SALESMAN.

YEAH, IT SURE IS.

YOU A TRAVELIN' SALESMAN?

HUH?

OH, ME? NO.

I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU WAS.

NAH.

BUT IT SURE IS NICE WEATHER.

YEAH.

I GUESS OUR WEATHER MUST BE QUITE A CHANGE TO YOU,

COMIN' FROM THE WEST.

YEAH, I GUESS IT WOULD BE, IF THAT'S WHERE I WAS FROM.

IT'D BE A CHANGE EVEN IF YOU WAS FROM THE NORTH.

YEAH, IT SURE WOULD BE, BUT I'M NOT FROM THE NORTH EITHER.

WELL...OUR WEATHER'S SO NICE,

IT'D BE A CHANGE EVEN IF YOU WAS FROM THE SOUTH.

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

WELL, I THINK I'LL GO OUT AND ENJOY

SOME OF THIS NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVIN'.

I'LL SEE YOU.

NICE TALKIN' TO YOU.

WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?

HE AGREES WE'VE GOT NICE WEATHER.

THERE HE IS AGAIN!

HE'S BEEN IN AND OUT OF TOWN ALL DAY.

WHERE'S HE HEADED?

HE'S COMIN' HERE.

IF I GET HIM IN THE CHAIR, I'LL MAKE HIM TALK.

WELL, HI.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

YEAH. STILL GOT THAT OLD WEATHER.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HAIRCUT? NO WAITIN'.

OH, NO.

I'M LOOKING FOR FLOYD LAWSON.

THAT'S ME.

MY NAME'S GEORGE JONES.

MR. LAWSON, I'VE BEEN ASKING AROUND.

PEOPLE TELL ME

YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMEN IN TOWN.

THEY DO?

WELL, OH, YES.

I'VE GOT QUITE AN OPERATION HERE --

BIG VOLUME,

SECRETARY OF THE DOWNTOWN BUSINESSMEN'S CLUB.

I'M A BUSINESSMAN, TOO.

OH? GOOD.

UM, ACTUALLY, MR. LAWSON,

I WAS HOPING THAT I COULD SPEAK TO YOU ALONE.

ALONE?

ANYTHING YOU GOT TO SAY TO FLOYD

YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF ME.

WE'RE REAL CLOSE FRIENDS.

WELL, UM... WELL, WHO KNOWS?

THIS MIGHT BE SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO.

I'LL LAY IT RIGHT ON THE LINE.

EITHER OF YOU FELLAS INTERESTED IN A BUSINESS PROPOSITION?

I'LL ADMIT -- IT'S A GAMBLE,

BUT IT COULD PAY OFF BIG -- REAL BIG.

LIKE $100,000.

UH...COUNT ME IN.

ME TOO.

ALL I NEED IS 4 OR 5 MEN TO PUT IN $100 APIECE.

WHAT FOR?

TO RENT SOME DIGGING EQUIPMENT --

A BULLDOZER, A SKIP LOADER.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT,

BUT YOU PEOPLE IN MAYBERRY HAVE A $100,000 TREASURE

BURIED OUT THERE ABOUT 3 MILES FROM TOWN.

OH...SO THAT'S IT.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

YOU TALKIN' ABOUT THE ROSS TREASURE?

THAT'S RIGHT. I CHECKED ON IT.

IT'S GOVERNMENT LAND -- FINDERS KEEPERS.

WHY? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?

WHAT DO WE KNOW?

YOU'D BE JUST WASTIN' YOUR TIME, MR. JONES.

PEOPLE BEEN HUNTIN' FOR THAT OFF AND ON

EVER SINCE THE CIVIL WAR.

WHY, YOU CAN'T TAKE A WALK OUT IN THAT COUNTRY

WITHOUT SOMEBODY FALLIN' IN A HOLE.

I'D FORGET IT, MR. JONES.

AIN'T NOBODY EVER GONNA FIND THAT.

I MIGHT.

WHY YOU?

I'VE GOT A MAP.

MAP? WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY.

NOW, IT ALL STARTED ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO.

A GREAT-AUNT OF MINE PASSED AWAY.

SEE, I WAS OUT WEST AT THE TIME,

AND I GOT THIS TELEGRAM, SO I WENT RIGHT HOME.

THEN YESTERDAY I CAME TO MAYBERRY,

AND I CHECKED IT OUT.

CAN WE SEE THE MAP?

AH, THERE'S THE RUB --

IF I SHOW IT TO YOU,

YOU'LL KNOW WHERE THE TREASURE IS.

WELL, I'M NOT BUYIN' A PIG IN A POKE.

WELL, ME NEITHER. HUH!

WELL...

WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I GUESS I CAN'T EXPECT ANYONE TO GO IN WITH ME

IF I DON'T SHOW IT TO 'EM.

TELL YOU WHAT -- I'LL GO OVER TO THE HOTEL AND GET IT.

AND IF YOU'D LIKE, WE CAN TAKE A RIDE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.

WE'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE ON YOU.

GOOD.

TAKE IT EASY. DON'T HURT YOURSELF, BOY.

I'M GONNA TELL ANDY.

YEAH. WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CAPITAL.

TELL HIM WE'LL WORK HIM IN FOR A PIECE OF THE ACTION.

RIGHT.

NOW, THIS IS DIFFERENT.

THIS FELLA'S GOT A MAP.

"IT'S DIFFERENT. THIS FELLA'S GOT A MAP."

THIS GREAT-AUNT OF HIS IS A DESCENDANT

OF ONE OF THEM ROSS'S RAIDERS.

OH, SURE, SURE.

WHO WERE THE ROSS'S RAIDERS, PA?

OH, THEY WERE A GROUP OF MEN DURING THE CIVIL WAR.

AND WHEN HIS GREAT-AUNT DIED,

HE FOUND THIS MAP HID IN THE FAMILY BIBLE.

ANYBODY COULD MAKE UP A STORY LIKE THAT.

ANDY, IF THEY'VE GOT A FAMILY BIBLE,

HE'S BOUND TO COME FROM GOOD STOCK.

YOU BEAT EVERYTHING, GOOB. YOU JUST BEAT EVERYTHING.

WHAT DID THE ROSS'S RAIDERS DO, PA?

THEY WERE A GROUP OF MEN DURING THE CIVIL WAR --

ANDY, YOU COMIN' OUT THERE WITH US OR NOT?

NO, I'M NOT COMIN' OUT THERE.

AND IF I WERE YOU,

I WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS EITHER.

MAN COMES IN TOWN, YOU KNOW HIM 5 MINUTES --

WHAT CAN YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?

WELL, WE'RE NOT PUTTIN' UP OUR MONEY

TILL WE CHECK OUT THE MAP.

YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE EASY MARKS, DO YOU?

WELL...

I'VE GOT TO GO.

AND IF YOU DON'T WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION,

THAT'S YOUR HARD LUCK.

I DON'T WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION.

WELL, HARD LUCK.

CAN I GO WITH HIM, PA?

NO, YOU CAN'T GO WITH HIM. YOU STAY HERE.

WHO WERE THE ROSS'S RAIDERS, PA?

THEY WERE A GROUP OF MEN DURING THE CIVIL WAR,

AND THEY WEREN'T ON EITHER SIDE,

AND THEY JUST WENT AROUND STEALIN' STUFF.

AND ONCE, THEY STOLE A BIG PAYROLL

FROM A UNION TROOP TRAIN -- OVER $100,000 IN GOLD.

WOW!

YEP, UNION TROOPS CAME AFTER 'EM

AND SURROUNDED 'EM,

AND SO THE RAIDERS BURIED THE TREASURE.

THEN THEY WERE CAPTURED AND GIVEN LIFE SENTENCES.

AND THEY SAY THE TREASURE IS STILL UP THERE SOMEWHERE.

$100,000?!

THAT'S RIGHT.

BOY, SURE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A PIECE OF THAT ACTION.

THERE'S THE BIG ROCK. IT'S MARKED RIGHT HERE.

THERE ARE THE THREE OAK TREES AND THE WATERFALL.

SEE, THE WHOLE THING MAKES A PERFECT TRIANGLE.

LET ME SEE. CAREFUL!

OH, IT SURE IS OLD. IT'S ALL YELLOW AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, IT'S MORE THAN 100 YEARS OLD.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE TREASURE'S HERE SOMEPLACE,

DON'T IT, GEORGE?

YOU CAN CALL ME GOOBER.

YOU CAN DROP THE "LAWSON," TOO.

IT'S FLOYD, AFTER MY MOTHER'S BROTHER.

FINE. IT'S RIGHT IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

A LOT OF GROUND.

THAT'S WHY WE NEED THE DIGGING EQUIPMENT.

WHAT'S THE DEAL AGAIN?

HMM?

OH, I TAKE 50%,

THE INVESTORS SPLIT THE OTHER 50.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, FLOYD?

OKAY, I'LL PUT UP $100.

ME TOO.

GOOD.

WELL, THAT LEAVES US WITH ONLY $300 TO GO.

WE'LL RAISE IT.

YOU'RE DOWN THERE SOMEPLACE,

AND WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE.

OH, IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY.

THE FELLA COULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE TREASURE,

MADE THE WHOLE THING UP,

THEN WHEN HE GETS HIS HANDS ON THE MONEY, HE COULD SCOOT.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY TRYING TO MAKE MONEY THE EASY WAY.

ARE YOU SAYIN' HE'S DISHONEST?

NO, I'M NOT SAYING HE'S DISHONEST.

I'M SAYING HE MIGHT BE.

I'LL GET IT.

HEY, ANDY!

ANDY, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.

WE'RE JUST HAVIN' SUPPER.

THAT'S OKAY. I'M NOT HUNGRY.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

ME AND FLOYD JUST GOT BACK FROM HOPKINS CREEK.

WE CHECKED OUT THE MAP, AND THAT'S THE PLACE, ALL RIGHT.

NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.

MMM.

OH, SORRY.

SIT DOWN, GOOBER.

THAT'S THE GREATEST BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

EVEN FLOYD SAYS SO.

GOOBER, ANDY WAS JUST TELLING US ABOUT IT,

AND HE THINKS IT'S A LITTLE CHANCY.

THERE'S NOTHIN' CHANCY ABOUT IT.

OH, I'M SORRY.

NOW THAT WE GOT THE MAP --

IT'S OLD AND YELLOW AND CRUMPLED AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT INVOLVE, GOOBER?

$500 TO RENT THE DIGGING EQUIPMENT.

THAT'S WHAT I COME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

COURSE, I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR SUPPER.

WE NEED SOME MORE INVESTORS.

CAN I INVEST, PA?

OH, WE NEED BIG INVESTORS, OPE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, ANDY?

THE INVESTORS SPLIT UP $50,000.

IF WE GET 5, THAT'S $10,000 APIECE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, ANDY?

YOU WANT SOME SUPPER?

NO, THANKS.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, ANDY?!

NO, GOOB, NO, NO! LAST TIME -- NO!

I JUST, UH... TRYIN' TO DO YOU A FAVOR,

BUT IF YOU AIN'T INTERESTED...

WELL, I'LL BE GOIN'.

I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.

YOU SEE?

NOW, THERE'S GOOBER. HE WORKS HARD FOR HIS MONEY.

THEN A CRAZY THING LIKE THIS COMES ALONG,

AND HE'S READY TO BLOW $100 -- FLOYD, TOO.

THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO CONSERVATIVE.

SHOWS WHAT GREED WILL DO.

CHANGES A PERSON COMPLETELY.

NOW, LET'S HAVE OUR DESSERT AND COFFEE

IN THE LIVING ROOM, HMM?

OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

FINISH UP YOUR MILK, OPE.

THERE WE GO.

EVERYBODY HAVE ENOUGH?

MM-HMM. PLENTY, THANK YOU.

WELL, I'LL GET THE CAKE IF YOU POUR THE COFFEE.

OH, FINE.

INTERESTING THING, THAT TREASURE, HMM?

OH, YES.

RIDICULOUS TO PUT ANY MONEY IN IT.

OH, WELL, THEY MAY NEVER FIND IT.

HOW MUCH DID HE SAY -- $10,000?

TO EACH INVESTOR.

WELL...HE COULD BE CROOKED.

OH, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

YOU WANT TO GO IN ON IT?

WHY NOT? WE ONLY LIVE ONCE, HMM?

SHH!

UH, MR. JONES?

YES?

WE WERE TOLD WE'D FIND YOU HERE.

OH, YES.

WELL, I-I SORT OF USE THIS AS MY OFFICE.

MAY WE?

YES, PLEASE.

I'M MISS BEE TAYLOR, AND THIS IS MISS HELEN CRUMP.

HELLO.

WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL COME TO THE POINT.

WE'RE GAMBLERS.

YOU ARE?

WELL, NOT IN THE ACCEPTED SENSE,

BUT WE'RE, UH, INTERESTED IN YOUR PROJECT.

WE HEARD ABOUT IT FROM GOOBER PYLE.

OH, YES, YES...GOOBER.

WELL, COULD YOU, UH, TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT THE DEAL?

WELL, IT LOOKS GOOD.

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER --

THINGS LIKE THIS ARE A GAMBLE.

THERE'S NO GUARANTEE.

OH, WELL, WE'RE AWARE OF THAT.

WELL, I GUESS THAT COVERS EVERYTHING.

HERE YOU ARE.

HERE.

UM...

WELL, I-I FEEL A LITTLE FUNNY

ABOUT TAKING MONEY FROM WOMEN.

DON'T THINK OF US AS WOMEN.

THINK OF US AS INVESTORS.

I GUESS WE SHOULD GET A RECEIPT, THOUGH, HMM?

THEY WOULDN'T MEAN MUCH.

I COULD TAKE YOUR MONEY AND LEAVE TOWN

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, COULDN'T I?

MUTUAL TRUST THEN, HMM?

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, I LIKE TO DO BUSINESS LIKE THAT.

WELL, WHEN DO WE START DIGGING?

TOMORROW MORNING I'LL RENT THE EQUIPMENT.

IT'S A SHAME, THOUGH, BECAUSE FOR ANOTHER 100 BUCKS,

WE COULD REALLY DO THIS JOB RIGHT.

WELL, WE'LL KEEP IT TOUCH.

BYE! GOODBYE!

AND, UH, GOOD LUCK TO US.

GOOD LUCK!

I THINK WE HANDLED IT PRETTY WELL.

I THINK WE DID.

I'M SURE HE KNOWS WE'RE SOMEONE TO BE RECKONED WITH.

HE STILL NEEDS ANOTHER $100.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE ASK ANDY?

WELL, WHY NOT?

ALL HE CAN DO IS SCREAM HIS LUNGS OUT.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU TWO WENT IN ON THAT CRAZY THING?!

ANDY, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

TWO REASONABLY INTELLIGENT WOMEN WITH LIMITED FUNDS --

$100 APIECE.

WELL, ANDY --

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LOADED,

AND HERE'S YOU -- A TEACHER WITH A COLLEGE EDUCATION!

THAT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

I'LL BET EVEN EINSTEIN HAD A FLING NOW AND THEN.

I GIVE UP. I JUST GIVE UP.

YOU'RE INTO IT NOW. YOU'VE GIVEN HIM YOUR MONEY.

I MEAN, THERE'S NO MORE TO SAY.

WELL, ANDY, WE DIDN'T COME HERE

TO DISCUSS OUR PARTICIPATION.

WHAT DID YOU COME HERE FOR?

HE'S STILL SHORT 100 BUCKS. YOU WANT TO COME IN ON IT?

NO, HE DOESN'T.

SHALL WE GO, HELEN?

LET'S.

HOW'S IT GOING TO FEEL MINGLING WITH THE RICH PEOPLE, ANDY?

THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO

WITH THE $10,000 WHEN WE HIT?

PROBABLY GET MY OWN GAS STATION --

ONE OF THEM BIG PLACES.

HIRE SOMEBODY TO RUN IT,

AND I'D JUST DROP BY A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK,

COLLECT THE CASH.

IN YOUR FANCY CLOTHES.

YEAH...

ONE OF THEM BLACK SUITS

THAT KINDA GLISTENS WHEN THE SUN HITS IT.

MIGHTY NIFTY.

HOW 'BOUT YOU?

ME?

WELL, I'D PUSH OUT THE SHOP IN THE BACK,

AND I'D TURN IT INTO A 5-CHAIR SHOP.

5

YEP. THE BIG TIME.

5 CHAIRS IN THIS TOWN --

YOU THINK YOU COULD FILL 'EM?

WELL, WHO CARES?

ALL I WANT IS THE 5 CHAIRS.

I'LL STILL BE THE ONLY BARBER.

HEY...

IT'S REAL FUN BEIN' RICH, AIN'T IT?

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY.

HI, GUYS.

HEY, ANDY.

SIT DOWN.

JUST SITTIN' HERE TALKIN' ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

WITH THE MONEY WHEN IT COMES THROUGH.

WELL, TOO LATE TO SAY ANY MORE.

NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR MONEY UP, THAT'S IT.

WELL, NOW THAT AUNT BEE AND HELEN'S IN ON IT,

WE MIGHT GO AHEAD WITH JUST THE $400.

HE'LL RENT AS MUCH EQUIPMENT AS HE CAN.

WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS GOOD LUCK.

THERE'S STILL $100 OPEN. THEN WE CAN DO THE THING RIGHT.

NO, GOOB.

WELL, WHEN IT DOES COME THROUGH -- $10,000.

IT'LL SET YOU UP FOR LIFE, ANDY.

WELL, IT'S NOT UP TO ME TO TELL YOU FELLAS WHAT TO DO.

I MEAN, YOU'RE IN IT, AND THAT'S THAT.

BUT SO FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I WORK HARD FOR MY MONEY.

AND ANY INVESTMENT I MAKE

IS GONNA HAVE TO BE A LOT SAFER THAN THIS ONE.

BUT, ANDY, THIS IS A CHANCE TO MAKE A BUNDLE.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE RICH.

SOUNDS GOOD, GOOB, BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME.

I'LL SEE YA.

HE'S GONNA GET THE EQUIPMENT AND START DIGGIN' IN THE MORNING,

IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

NO, FLOYD.

HI.

HI.

OH, I'M... I'M SHERIFF TAYLOR.

OH.

TAYLOR, HMM -- I MET A WOMAN NAMED TAYLOR.

OH, THAT'S MY AUNT -- AUNT BEE.

VERY NICE LADY.

YES, THANK YOU. MAY I, UH...

OH, YEAH, PLEASE.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT?

OH, NO, THANKS.

I, UH, UNDERSTAND

YOU MIGHT START DIGGIN' TOMORROW.

YEAH.

OF COURSE, I'M CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE MONEYWISE.

WHAT I MEAN IS, I'D LIKE TO RENT THE EQUIPMENT FOR LONGER

TO DO THE JOB RIGHT,

BUT, UH, WELL, THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YEAH.

UH, GEORGE --

IT IS GEORGE, ISN'T IT?

YES -- GEORGE JONES.

YOU KNOW, SHERIFF, YOU GOT A WONDERFUL TOWN HERE.

OH, YEAH. THANK YOU.

NICE PEOPLE, NICE WEATHER, NICE EVERYTHING.

WE LIKE IT. WE LIKE IT.

KIND OF A TOWN A MAN COULD REALLY SETTLE DOWN IN.

YOU KNOW, THE TIME COMES IN EVERY PERSON'S LIFE

WHEN YOU -- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

GEORGE... YEAH?

NOW, LIKE YOU SAY,

UH, YOU'RE GONNA START DIGGIN' TOMORROW ANYWAY,

AND I'D WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED

IN, UH, THAT EXTRA $100.

YOU? YOU WANT TO COME IN WITH US?

WELL, I'VE BEEN TOYING WITH IT.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S FUNNY.

WELL, I WOULD THINK THAT A MAN LIKE YOU

WOULD THINK IT'D BE TOO MUCH OF A RISK.

WELL, I DID. I FELT THAT WAY.

BUT, UH, THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYBODY'S LIFE

WHEN...YOU GOT TO GO.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

YEAH.

BUT, UH, SHERIFF, YOU KNOW, THIS THING -- IT'S A GAMBLE.

THERE'S NO GUARANTEE.

OH, I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT.

BUT, UM...

I SURE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A PIECE OF THE ACTION.

OKAY.

OKAY, HERE'S...

THERE'S $30.

I'LL GO TO THE BANK AND GET THE REST.

ALL RIGHT.

OH, OH!

JUST, UH, ONE THING --

UH, I'D APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU WOULDN'T MENTION TO ANYBODY

THAT I'M ONE OF THE INVESTORS.

JUST, YOU KNOW, KIND OF KEEP IT ON THE Q.T. UNTIL WE HIT.

OH, YEAH, SURE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YEAH, BOY, OH, BOY!

MMM, WHAT A MORNIN' FOR DIGGIN'.

IT'S PERFECT. HOW'S HE GONNA WORK IT?

HE'S GONNA BRING THE SKIP LOADER OUT FIRST.

WE'LL START IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRIANGLE

AND WORK OUR WAY OUT.

OH, THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. WHAT TIME YOU GOT?

9:00, BUT HE'S GOT A LONG RUN FROM THAT RENTAL PLACE.

BUT HE OUGHT TO BE HERE SOON.

YEP.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED.

BIG MOMENT IN OUR LIVES, GOOBER.

COULD REALLY CHANGE EVERYTHING.

10:00 YET?

JUST ABOUT.

MUST HAVE HIT SOME HEAVY TRAFFIC.

YEAH, YOU CAN'T MOVE ONE OF THEM SKIP LOADERS TOO FAST.

NO, THEY'LL SLOW YOU DOWN.

YEAH.

IF HE'D CARRIED THAT SKIP LOADER ON HIS BACK,

HE'D HAVE BEEN HERE BY NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN', FLOYD?

HOW MANY HAIRCUTS THERE ARE IN $100.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT A ROUND

NO, THANKS.

ON HIS WAY TO FLORIDA.

BOUGHT A ONE-WAY TICKET.

I HAD A FEELING HE WAS A CROOK ALL THE TIME.

WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ANDY.

THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT'S GOT ANY SENSE.

YES.

ANDY SOMEHOW ALWAYS SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT.

ANDY...

WELL, WHAT'S ALL THIS?

OH, ANDY, YOU WERE SO RIGHT.

HE WAS A CROOK. HE JUST SKIPPED TOWN.

SKIPPED TOWN?

WE WERE JUST SAYING WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU.

HE SKIPPED TOWN... WITH THE MONEY?

LOOK AT HIM.

NOW, THERE'S A TRUE FRIEND --

FEELS AS BAD ABOUT IT AS IF HE'D LOST HIS OWN MONEY.

I'M GLAD YOU AIN'T THE TYPE TO RUB IT IN, ANDY,

'CAUSE YOU COULD SURE DO SOME RUBBIN'.

THERE'S SOME CONSOLATION.

AT LEAST WE HAVE ONE SMART PERSON AROUND.

YEAH.

OUR MONEY'S GONE,

BUT OLD ANDY KNOWS RIGHT WHERE HIS IS, RIGHT, ANDY?

YEAH, WELL...

YEAH, THEY CAUGHT HIM

JUST AS HE WAS GETTIN' OFF THE TRAIN IN MIAMI.

I'M SO GLAD.

AFTER THE WAY WE TRUSTED HIM.

AND THE MONEY?

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THAT?

IT WAS ALL ON HIM.

OH!OH! OH!OH!

OH, I'M SO RELIEVED!

ARE WE GETTING IT BACK?

YEAH. ACCORDIN' TO THE WIRE,

THEY'RE SENDIN' US $500 RIGHT AWAY.

OH, ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?

$500?

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE FOUR OF US IN ON IT.

WAS ANYBODY ELSE IN ON THIS BESIDES US, ANDY?

WELL, UH...

YES, ANDY?

UH...

I'LL ASK AROUND.