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OH, ALMOST READY.
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NOW, DON'T FORGET
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TO TAKE YOUR NOTEBOOK.
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THE STUDENT SPECIAL.
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WELL, THIS IS ADULT EDUCATION,
AUNT BEE.
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I DON'T I'M GON' NEED
A NOTEBOOK.
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WELL, YOU'D BETTER
BE PREPARED.
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NOW WHAT WE NEED
IS A PENCIL.
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OH, YOU CAN HAVE MINE, PA.
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IT CERTAINLY IS CHEWED UP.
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OH, THOSE AREN'T MY TEETH MARK,
THEY'RE HOWIE FORMAN'S.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S SHARING.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA STUDY
AT SCHOOL, PA?
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AMERICAN HISTORY.
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THAT SHOULD BE
VERY INTERESTING.
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DIDN'T THEY TEACH AMERICAN
HISTORY WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL?
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OF COURSE THEY DID!
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WHAT'D YOU DO,
FLUNK IT OR SOMETHING?
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WELL, NO!
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THIS IS ADULT EDUCATION,
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MORE OF THE EFFECTS
THAT HISTORY HAD
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ON CIVILIZATION,
THINGS LIKE THAT.
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WELL, COME ON, ANDY.
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ON YOUR FIRST NIGHT,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TARDY.
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OH, HELLO, GOOBER.
COME RIGHT IN.
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HI, GOOB.
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READY TO GO TO SCHOOL?
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WANT TO WALK OVER TOGETHER?
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WHY NOT?
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WHY, GOOBER,
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
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INTERESTED
IN THESE COURSES.
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WELL, I JUST FIGURED
EVERYBODY
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COULD STAND A LITTLE MORE
EDUCATION,
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NO MATTER WHOSOEVER HE IS.
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HE CAN ALWAYS
BE TOO STUPID,
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BUT HE CAN'T NEVER
BE TOO SMART.
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DID YOU ALREADY
GET A BOOK, GOOBER?
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YEAH, SO TO BE PREPARED.
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I'VE ALREADY BEEN
READING ON IT.
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OH, GOOD,
WELL, WANNA GO?
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YEAH.
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Opie: HEY, PA.
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I JUST WONDERED,
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WHO'S GONNA SIGN
YOUR REPORT CARD?
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ME OR AUNT BEE?
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AH.
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OH!
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OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S START.
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WOULD YOU ALL
TAKE SEATS, PLEASE?
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I BELIEVE EVERYBODY
WHO'S REGISTERED IS HERE.
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I'M NOT HERE
AS A HISTORY TEACHER.
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I'M MERELY YOUR MODERATOR
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AND MY FUNCTION WILL BE
TO KEEP OUR DISCUSSIONS
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IN THE PROPER CHANNELS
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AND CONTRIBUTE WHERE I CAN.
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NOW, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JUDGE
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FROM THE MATERIAL BEFORE YOU
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THAT WE WON'T DWELL AS MUCH
ON DATES AND NAMES
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AS WE WILL ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES
AND EVENTS
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WHICH MOLDED OUR HISTORY
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THE PHILOSOPHY AND THE THINKING
THAT SHAPED OUR NATION.
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UH, UH, EXCUSE ME, BILL.
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I SORT OF KIND OF LIKE TO BE
EXACT ABOUT THINGS.
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JUST WHERE ARE WE GOING TO BEGIN
OUR STUDY OF AMERICAN HISTORY?
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THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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OH... THANK YOU.
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IT SEEMS TO ME...
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I'LL TELL YOU WHEN
AMERICAN HISTORY BEGAN:
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WHEN THE PILGRIMS STEPPED
ON THAT WET ROCK.
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THERE'S YOUR START RIGHT THERE.
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BUT THEY CAME FROM ENGLAND.
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YES, THAT'S WHERE
IT REALLY STARTED.
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BEFORE 1620.
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YES, GOOBER.
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I JUST THOUGHT
I'D SAY SOMETHING.
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FINE.
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WELL, LIKE THEY SAID...
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YES, GOOBER?
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SEEMS TO ME LIKE IT KIND
OF STARTED... WAY BACK.
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YOU KNOW--
A LONG TIME AGO.
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YES.
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WELL, SOMEBODY ELSE?
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UH, OF COURSE
THERE WERE SETTLERS
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BEFORE THE PILGRIMS--
CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH.
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YES, I WAS ABOUT
TO MENTION THAT.
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OH, I WAS WONDERING.
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DID THE PILGRIMS AND JOHN SMITH
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COME OVER FOR THE SAME REASON?
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PRETTY MUCH, I'D SAY--
RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.
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OUTSIDE OF THE ADVENTURERS,
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I THINK THAT'S WHY
MOST PEOPLE CAME HERE
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DURING THE 17th CENTURY.
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THEY WEREN'T ALL ENGLISH.
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TRUE. THERE WERE
MANY DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES.
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PEOPLE WHO SETTLED VIRGINIA
WERE QUITE DIFFERENT
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FROM THE SETTLERS
IN NEW ENGLAND.
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OH, THEY WAS DIFFERENT,
ALL RIGHT.
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OH?
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HOW WOULD YOU SAY
THEY WERE DIFFERENT, GOOBER?
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WELL... SOME OF THEM
LIVED UP IN VIRGINIA AND...
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S-SOME OF THEM LIVED
SOMEWHERES ELSE.
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WELL,
HERE YOU ARE, GOOB.
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THANKS, ANDY.
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IT'S A SHAME
YOUR HUNTING TRIP CAME UP
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JUST WHEN CLASSES
WERE STARTING.
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WELL, IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE.
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I DON'T FIT
IN TOO GOOD.
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AW, OF COURSE
YOU DO, GOOB.
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IT JUST TAKES
A LITTLE GETTING USED TO.
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NO.
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WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS
LIKE HISTORY AND STUFF
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I CAN'T SEEM TO TALK UP.
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I HAD THINGS TO SAY
ABOUT THEM PILGRIMS
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BUT I COULDN'T GET IT OUT.
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THAT JUST TAKES CONFIDENCE,
GOOBER. THAT'LL COME.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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YOU OUGHT TO GIVE IT
ONE MORE TRY WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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I BETTER NOT.
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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
IN ABOUT THREE WEEKS.
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SO LONG.
OKAY.
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HEY.
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MAYBE I'LL BRING YOU A BEAR.
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THANKS, GOOB.
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HI, FLOYD.
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CAN I GET A HAIRCUT?
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UH, MAKE IT
TOMORROW, HOWARD.
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I'M RUNNING OVER SOME STUFF
HERE FOR TONIGHT'S CLASS.
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OH, SURE, SURE.
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I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE
READING UP MYSELF
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ON CHARLES
COATESWORTH PINKNEY.
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A GREAT PATRIOT!
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PINKNEY, EH?
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"MILLIONS FOR DEFENSE..."
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HE SAID THAT?
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"BUT NOT ONE CENT
FOR TRIBUTE."
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RAN OUT OF CASH, DID HE?
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HI, FELLAS.
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OH, HI, ANDY.
HI.
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ANYBODY SEEN GOOBER?
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HE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE BACK TODAY.
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I SAW HIS TRUCK
GO BY A WHILE AGO.
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HE SHOULD BE BACK 'CAUSE
HE TOOK THE TRUCK WITH HIM.
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NO, A FELLOW WITH A BEARD
WAS DRIVING IT.
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NOBODY I EVER SAW BEFORE.
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MAYBE HE LOANED IT OUT.
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I'LL GO TO THE FILLING STATION
AND SEE IF HE'S BACK.
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SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FINGER?
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CHARLES COATESWORTH PINKNEY.
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OH.
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MILLIONS FOR
DEFENSE, HUH?
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YEAH.
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HE MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING
GOING FOR HIM ON THE SIDE.
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HEY, GOOBER!
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ANDY?!
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YEAH! YOU BACK?
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HEY, ANDY.
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IS THAT YOU?
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WELL, YEAH,
IT'S ME ALL RIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT THAT.
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I FORGOT TO TAKE
MY RAZOR.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THAT KIND OF DOES
SOMETHING FOR YOU
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LIKE YOU'RE A DEEP
THINKER OR SOMETHING.
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WELL, IT'S COMING OFF.
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I'M GOING TO GET FLOYD
TO SHAVE IT.
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YEAH. HEY, HOW
WAS THE TRIP?
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I HAD A FINE TIME.
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GOOD, GOOD.
WELL, I GOT TO GET BACK.
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I JUST THOUGHT I'D
SEE IF YOU WAS BACK.
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OKAY.
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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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YEAH, YOU REALLY
LOOK DIFFERENT, GOOB--
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THE THINKER.
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AUNT BEE.
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GOOBER?
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WELL, FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
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I FORGOT TO TAKE
MY RAZOR ON THE TRIP.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT.
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YOU KNOW, IT MAKES YOU LOOK
LIKE A SCIENTIST
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OR AMBASSADOR OR SOMETHING.
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AW...
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YOU LOOK LIKE
A BEAU I USED TO HAVE.
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HE WORE A BEARD.
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YOU KNOW,
IT WAS A STRANGE THING.
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HE HAD BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES
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AND HIS BEARD CAME OUT RED.
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HE WAS JUST A RIOT OF COLOR.
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YEAH.
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WELL, I GOT TO BE GOING
IN THE BARBER SHOP.
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S VERY FLATTERING, GOOBER.
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THANK YOU.
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EVEN A PHILOSOPHER.
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WELL, HEY, FLOYD.
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SOMETHING I CAN DO
FOR YOU, SIR?
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GOOBER!
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I FORGOT TO
TAKE MY RAZOR.
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OH, I'LL BE!
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WE HAVEN'T HAD A BEARD
IN THIS TOWN FOR TEN YEARS.
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TURN YOUR HEAD.
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SON, YOU GROW A NICE BEARD.
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WELL, I COME DOWN TO GET
YOU TO SHAVE IT OFF.
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SHAVE IT OFF?!
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NEVER.
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SHAPE IT, MAYBE,
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COMB IT, BUT SHAVE IT?
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NEVER!
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I'LL NEVER BE
A PARTY TO THAT.
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OH, IT'S MAGNIFICENT.
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IT IS?
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MAKES YOU LOOK REAL BRAINY.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE THIRD PERSON
THAT'S TOLD ME THAT.
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YOU REALLY LOOK DIFFERENT--
A THINKER.
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EVEN A PHILOSOPHER.
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REAL BRAINY...
BRAINY... BRAINY...
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A MASTERPIECE!
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WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE
A DIFFERENT MAN, GOOBER.
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CHANGED.
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A MAN DON'T CHANGE, FLOYD.
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A MAN'S HIMSELF,
AND IF HE'S HIMSELF,
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HOW CAN HE CHANGE?
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OH! YOU SAID SOMETHING
DEEP THEN, GOOBER
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REAL DEEP.
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I NEVER HAD A BEARD
TRIMMED BEFORE, FLOYD.
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HOW MUCH I OWE YOU?
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OH, PLEASE.
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DON'T INSULT ME.
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WELL, YOU GOT A FREE
RADIATOR FLUSH COMING
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ANYTIME YOU NEED IT.
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I THINK IT'S REMARKABLE.
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THAT BEARD
MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE
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YOU WERE THINKING
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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I WAS.
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I WAS THINKING THAT ALL
OF US HAVE A LOT IN US
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THAT WE DON'T LET COME OUT
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AND I'VE HAD THIS BEARD
INSIDE OF ME A LONG TIME
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AND I WAS
HOLDING IT BACK.
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OH-OH!
ANOTHER DEEP ONE.
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HEY, FLOYD.
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00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,775
HEY, YOU KEPT IT ON.
243
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,243
YEAH?
244
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,845
HEY, THAT'S
REALLY SOMETHING.
245
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,680
YOU DID A FINE
JOB, FLOYD.
246
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,048
THANK YOU, ANDY.
247
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,683
OH, YEAH.
248
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,952
THAT'S AS GOOD-LOOKIN'
A BEARD AS I EVER SAW.
249
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,421
I FEEL LIKE I WAS
BORN WITH IT ON.
250
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,790
YEAH, WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU ONE THING...
251
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,025
UH, HOLD IT, ANDY.
252
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,794
I'M NOT THROUGH.
253
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,930
YOU'VE GOT TO LET HIM
FINISH HIS THOUGHTS
254
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,332
'CAUSE HE'S GOT
SOME ZINGERS.
255
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,301
IT SEEMS LIKE THE ME
THAT IS REALLY ME
256
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,471
AND WAS BEING HELD BACK
BY THE I THAT I AM
257
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,307
IS COMING OUT
ALL OVER MY FACE.
258
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,743
SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU?
259
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,145
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO HAVE MISSED THAT.
260
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,412
NO.
261
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,115
ANDY,
WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
262
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,151
IN OUR DISCUSSION GROUP TONIGHT?
263
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,187
OH, I THINK IT'S
THE MONROE DOCTRINE.
264
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:31,224
WELL, I MIGHT JUST GO HOME
AND STUDY UP ON THAT A LITTLE.
265
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,226
YOU KNOW, THE MONROE DOCTRINE
266
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,329
IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT
DOCTRINES IN AMERICAN HISTORY
267
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,733
AND THE ONLY WAY TO DISCUSS IT
IS INTELLIGENTLY.
268
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,402
THAT'S GOT TO
BE BRUNG OUT.
269
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,215
AMAZING!
270
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,917
ONLY THIS MORNING
271
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,820
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SIDE
TO BUTTER HIS BREAD ON.
272
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:03,490
A FEW HOURS LATER,
HE'S A GENIUS.
273
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:08,061
IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN
IN AMERICA.
274
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,033
I WONDER, IN READING OVER
THIS MATERIAL,
275
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,870
DID YOU REALIZE THE TREMENDOUS
IMPACT IT HAD ON THE WORLD?
276
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,372
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE
TOLD THE EUROPEAN NATIONS
277
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,974
TO STAY OUT OF OUR BACKYARD.
278
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,943
AND WE WERE PREPARED
TO ENFORCE IT.
279
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,044
ABSOLUTELY.
280
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,822
SORRY I'M LATE, FOLKS.
281
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,423
Howard:
HEY, A BEARD.
282
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,457
YEP.
283
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,059
IT'S VERY BECOMING,
GOOBER.
284
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,293
THANKS, HELEN.
285
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,529
WELL, I DID
THE GROUNDWORK ON IT.
286
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,133
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF STUDYING.
287
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,235
FINE, FINE.
288
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,871
WRIT A LOT OF
THINGS DOWN.
289
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,205
GOOD.
290
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,976
UH, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE MONROE DOCTRINE.
291
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,579
NOW, HERE WE WERE--
A YOUNG NATION
292
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,282
WITHOUT MUCH OF AN ARMY
OR A NAVY--
293
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,385
AND WE SAID TO THESE
POWERFUL EUROPEAN NATIONS
294
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,420
"STAY OUT OF OUR HEMISPHERE."
295
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,823
NOW, IN VIEW OF THIS,
WHY DO YOU THINK
296
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,359
THE MONROE DOCTRINE
WAS SO EFFECTIVE?
297
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,827
UH, BILL...
298
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,162
GOOBER?
299
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:24,237
THE WAY I SEE IT IS...
THE UNITED STATES WAS NEW
300
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,140
AND EUROPE,
ACROSS THE WATER, WAS OLD...
301
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,142
AND THE UNITED STATES WAS LITTLE
302
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,610
AND EUROPE WAS BIG.
303
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,914
YOU ALL REMEMBER SHORTY WATSON--
HAD THE GROCERY STORE?
304
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,216
HE WAS THE SHORTEST ONE
OF ALL THEM WATSONS?
305
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,951
JUST A MINUTE, GOOBER,
I DON'T SEE...
306
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,086
HOWARD...
307
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,223
WELL, ONCE,
ME AND SOME OTHER "FELLERS"
308
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,393
WENT FISHING WITH SHORTY
UP AROUND TROUBLESOME CREEK.
309
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,929
LITTLE OLD SHORTY'S LIKE
THE UNITED STATES WAS
310
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,230
BEFORE THE
MONROE DOCTRINE.
311
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,598
THE REST OF THEM "FELLERS"
312
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,034
WERE LIKE THEM
POWERFUL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.
313
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,070
BECAUSE SHORTY WAS SMALL,
HE HAD TO BE ON THE TOUGH SIDE
314
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,238
SO THEM OTHER "FELLERS"
315
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,107
WOULDN'T BE TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF HIM.
316
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,475
SO WHEN THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA
317
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,011
GOT TO BE LIKE SHORTY
318
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,913
THEY MUST'VE DECIDED
TO BE TOUGH, TOO
319
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,548
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY WENT
AND WRIT THE MONROE DOCTRINE.
320
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,283
...AND THE IMPORTANT THING IS
321
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,352
THAT WHEN THESE FOLKS
HERE IN HAWAII
322
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,521
THOUGHT THEY HAD
A BIG ENOUGH COUNTRY--
323
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,490
EVEN THOUGH THEY WASN'T EXACTLY
IN OUR HEMISPHERE--
324
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,161
THEY DECIDED THEY WANTED
TO BECOME THE 49th STATE.
325
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,530
ARE YOU WITH ME
ON THAT, BILL?
326
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,498
RIGHT WITH YOU.
327
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,670
AND THIS OTHER COUNTRY
UP HERE, BY THE NAME OF ALASKA
328
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,006
SAID THEY WANTED
TO BECOME A STATE, TOO.
329
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,908
OF COURSE, THEY WAS
IN OUR HEMISPHERE
330
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,978
AND THE WAY I FIGURE IT,
THEY SHOULD'VE GOT THE NOD FIRST
331
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,080
BUT THAT WEREN'T
THE WAY IT WORKED OUT.
332
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,681
...AND WHEN THE APACHES
COME BACK
333
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,917
THE SETTLERS WAS ALL
BEHIND SOME ROCKS
334
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,318
AND THEY WAS READY FOR 'EM.
335
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,587
THERE WAS 14 MEN,
12 WOMEN AND 16 CHILDREN.
336
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,156
I BELIEVE I HAVE
TO GO, TOO.
337
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,290
I'VE GOT AN EARLY DAY.
338
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,125
I'LL TELL YOU
THE REST NEXT WEEK.
339
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,293
OH, GOOD, GOOD.
340
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,228
I SURE ENJOY
STUDYING HISTORY THIS WAY
341
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,364
LISTENING TO ALL
THE DIFFERENT OPINIONS.
342
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,501
I MET HIM ON THE STREET,
AND HE WENT ON AND ON AND ON.
343
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,536
OH, I KNOW-- HE HASN'T
STOPPED TALKING
344
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,638
SINCE HE WALKED
OUT OF THE BARBER SHOP.
345
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,107
ABOUT EVERYTHING--
346
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,242
POLITICS, THE
SPACE RACE...
347
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,343
AND HOW TO TELL
348
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,179
WHEN A WATERMELON IS RIPE.
349
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,646
MMM.
350
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,549
I WENT OVER TO THE GAS STATION
TO GET SOME AIR IN MY TIRE
351
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,019
AND I JUST ASKED HIM
HOW COME HE GREW A BEARD.
352
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,687
WHAT'D HE TELL YOU?
353
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,722
WELL...
354
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,058
IT WAS KIND OF CONFUSING...
355
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,962
BUT I KNOW IT HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE MONROE DOCTRINE.
356
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,563
I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S A PROBLEM.
357
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,699
BEFORE, HE DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH CONFIDENCE
358
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,301
AND NOW HE'S GOT TOO MUCH.
359
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,103
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY
360
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,705
WHEN I WAS SCARED
TO MEET GOOBER ON THE STREET.
361
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,440
ME, TOO.
362
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,575
AND SOMEHOW, IT'S
VERY HARD
363
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,711
TO INTERRUPT
A MAN WITH A BEARD.
364
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,689
HEY, HELEN...
365
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,625
BOY, ALMOST
DIDN'T SEE YOU.
366
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,560
AH.
FUNNY THING, DID
YOU EVER NOTICE
367
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,630
HOW MUCH A PERSON SEES OUT
OF THE CORNERS OF THEIR EYES?
368
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,166
WELL, NO, I... OH, YES,
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
369
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,300
I'VE BEEN READING UP
370
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,202
ON THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE
371
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,171
AND I'VE GOT A LOT
OF "IDEARS" ON IT
372
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,439
AND I'D BE HAPPY TO...
373
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,174
THAT-THAT'S JUST
A PITY, GOOBER
374
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,642
BECAUSE... WELL,
I'M SKIPPING
375
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,377
THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE
376
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,147
AND TALK ABOUT SKIPPING,
I'VE GOT TO RUN NOW. BYE.
377
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,088
Goober:
HEY, BILL...
378
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,323
Bill:
OH, HELLO, GOOBER.
379
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,259
SAY, BILL, YOU
KNOW SOMETHING?
380
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,362
SORRY, GOOBER, I-I'VE GOT
TO BE RUNNING. SEE YOU.
381
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,450
HEY, ANDY.
382
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,270
YOU ASLEEP, ANDY?
383
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,693
HEY, ANDY, JUST PASSING BY.
384
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,828
THOUGHT I'D DROP IN.
385
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,331
OH. YEAH.
386
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,632
NICE DAY OUT.
387
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,500
YEAH, BOY.
KNOW WHY IT'S
A NICE DAY?
388
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,868
UH, NO.
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
389
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,204
'CAUSE YOU'RE
FEELING GOOD.
YEAH, WELL...
390
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,274
MY THEORY IS, WE ALL
CARRY OUR WEATHER
INSIDE OF OUR BODY.
391
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,243
SOME PEOPLE, THE SUN
COULD BE SHINING
392
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,411
YOU CAN TELL IT'S
RAINING INSIDE OF 'EM.
393
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,147
YEAH, YOU CAN SEE
IT'S RAINING.
394
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,514
THAT'S PHILOSOPHY.
395
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,516
I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING ELSE
TO THINK ABOUT.
396
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,617
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD.
397
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,388
HEY, HEY, HOWARD, HOWARD...
398
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,823
GOOBER'S GOT A VERY
INTERESTING THEORY
ON THE WEATHER.
399
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,859
TELL HIM ABOUT
IT, GOOB.
400
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,561
YOU EVER HEARD
THE EXPRESSION,
401
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,396
A PERSON HAS
A SUNNY DISPOSITION?
402
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,298
I WANT TO TELL YOU, WE CARRY
OUR WEATHER IN OUR BODY.
403
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,400
FLOYD, SOMETHING'S GOT
TO BE DONE ABOUT GOOBER.
404
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,136
HE'S ABOUT TO DRIVE ME
AND EVERYBODY ELSE CRAZY.
405
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,338
BIG PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM.
406
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,307
YOU BETTER KNOW
IT'S A BIG PROBLEM.
407
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,211
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK
TO HIM AND STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT.
408
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,345
WHY ME, ANDY?
409
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,880
BECAUSE YOU'RE
HIS BEST FRIEND.
410
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,582
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
HIS BEST FRIEND.
411
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,450
YOU STARTED THE WHOLE THING.
412
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,386
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT CALLED HIM A THINKER.
413
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,488
YOU WOULDN'T LET HIM
SHAVE HIS BEARD OFF.
414
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,490
YOU TRIMMED IT--
DON'T TRY TO DENY IT.
415
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,824
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
416
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,926
YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND,
SO YOU TELL HIM.
417
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,397
IT'S NOT EASY TO TELL YOUR
BEST FRIEND HE'S A BLABBERMOUTH.
418
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,499
I DON'T CARE.
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL HIM.
419
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,801
WELL...
420
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,403
PROMISE ME YOU'LL TELL HIM.
421
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,571
UH... ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL HIM!
422
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,673
AS A SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY.
423
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,410
NOW, YOU'VE GOT
TO TAKE CARE OF IT, FLOYD.
424
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,145
DON'T GIVE IT
ANOTHER THOUGHT.
425
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,825
ONE TIME, YOU WAS A SEED.
426
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,772
FLOYD, YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT?
427
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,407
I'M NOT INTERESTED
RIGHT NOW!
428
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,309
JUST PULL UP A CHAIR
AND SIT DOWN.
429
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,510
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
430
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,178
OH?
YEAH.
431
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,649
JUST OPEN UP YOUR EARS
AND LISTEN TO ME.
432
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,683
ALL RIGHT.
433
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,385
NOW, GOOBER,
THERE COMES A TIME
434
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,954
WHEN A FRIEND HAS TO
TELL A FRIEND SOMETHING.
435
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,589
YOU FOLLOW ME?
YEAH.
436
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,658
TELL HIM FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
437
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,693
IF A FRIEND CAN'T TELL
A FRIEND SOMETHING
438
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,395
THEN NOBODY CAN
TELL HIM NOTHING.
439
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,929
'CAUSE WHEN A FRIEND
TALKS TO YOU
440
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,565
YOU DON'T LISTEN
WITH YOUR EARS
441
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,932
YOU LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART.
442
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,235
WELL, WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY TO YOU...
443
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,603
WELL, LISTEN...
444
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,739
OH... WHAT A LOVELY THOUGHT.
445
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,808
IT JUST COME TO ME.
446
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,410
HAD A NICE RING TO IT.
447
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,646
SOMETHING ELSE IT BRINGS
TO MIND ABOUT FRIENDS --
448
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,881
THAT EVEN SOMETIMES
449
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,816
THESE GREAT PHILOSOPHERS
CAN BE WRONG.
450
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,351
THEY CAN?
451
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,652
MM-HMM.
452
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,721
A MAN'S BEST FRIEND
IS NOT HIS DOG.
453
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,356
IT'S PEOPLE.
454
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,726
OOH, YOU REALLY GET
TO THE MEAT OF THINGS, GOOBER.
455
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,761
GO ON.
'COURSE, I STILL LOVE DOGS.
456
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,497
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
457
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,733
I NEVER HEARD YOU SAY
AN UNKIND WORD ABOUT ANYBODY,
458
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,435
MAN NOR BEAST.
459
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,804
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU, FLOYD.
460
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,306
YOU'RE UNDERSTANDIN'.
461
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,543
PAL.
462
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,581
OH...
463
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,751
ALL SETTLED.
464
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,486
WHAT'S THAT, ANDY?
465
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,922
YOU KNOW, WHAT WE WAS,
UH, TALKING...
466
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,956
OH.
467
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,360
ANDY, DID YOU EVER
STOP TO THINK
468
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,628
THAT PEOPLE NEED FRIENDS
469
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,696
JUST LIKE THEY NEED
AIR FOR BREATHING?
470
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,032
NOW, A LOT OF YOUR GREAT
PHILOSOPHERS TELL US
471
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,934
THAT MAN'S BEST FRIEND
IS HIS DOG.
472
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,569
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE.
473
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,604
COURSE, I'VE GOT
NOTHING AGAINST DOGS,
474
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,973
BUT A MAN'S BEST FRIEND
HAS GOT TO BE PEOPLE.
475
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,642
GOOBER, WILL YOU
STOP TALKING!
476
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,777
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DRIVE
ME OUT OF MY MIND!
477
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,078
WHAT?
478
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,013
WELL, EVER SINCE YOU GREW
THAT BEARD
479
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,915
YOU'VE BEEN GOING ON
AND ON AND ON
480
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,017
AND TALKING AND TALKING,
LIKE YOU KNEW
481
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,486
EVERYTHING
IN THE WORLD.
482
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,820
I'VE BEEN A
LOT OF PLACES
483
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,522
I'VE SEEN A
LOT OF PEOPLE
484
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,924
AND I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYBODY THAT
KNOWS EVERYTHING.
485
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,327
AND-AND YOU'VE GOT
PEOPLE AVOIDING YOU.
486
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,462
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED
487
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,430
PEOPLE ARE TRYING
TO HIDE FROM YOU?
488
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,506
GOOBER, YOU THINK
THAT BEARD GIVES YOU CONFIDENCE
489
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,040
BUT IT DOESN'T.
490
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,978
CONFIDENCE IS SOMETHING
THAT'S... THAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
491
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,581
REMEMBER, LIKE YOU TOLD
ME ABOUT THE WEATHER.
492
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:58,851
AND IT DOESN'T HURT
TO LISTEN ONCE IN A WHILE.
493
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,965
I'M SORRY, GOOBER.
494
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,570
OF COURSE THE INDUSTRIAL
REVOLUTION STARTED IN ENGLAND.
495
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,806
BUT THE MAIN INVENTIONS
CAME FROM AMERICA.
496
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,007
RIGHT.
497
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,543
YEAH! ELI WHITNEY,
ROBERT FULTON...
498
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,077
Woman:
AND BENJAMIN
FRANKLIN.
499
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,079
YES, BUT IF YOU'LL
JUST READ IN...
500
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,148
LOOK, LOOK...
501
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,983
NOW, WE CAN'T
GET ANYWHERE
502
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,019
IF WE'RE ALL
TALKING AT ONCE.
503
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,922
YES, HELEN?
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
WHERE IT STARTED.
504
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,758
WE'RE INTERESTED IN THE
EFFECT ON THE ECONOMY.
505
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,493
OF COURSE. IT CHANGED IT.
506
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,830
PRIOR TO THAT, THE ECONOMY
WAS BASED ON AGRICULTURE.
507
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,400
YES, GOOBER?
508
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,369
OH... WELL, UH...
509
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,576
THERE WAS ONE THING I READ
ABOUT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
510
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,911
BECAUSE OF ALL THE MACHINERY
THEY WERE USING
511
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,013
IT THROWED A LOT OF PEOPLE
OUT OF WORK
512
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,482
BUT IT MADE BETTER GOODS
513
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,817
AND OUR NATION BECAME
MORE RICH THAN IT WAS
514
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,954
AND... AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT...
515
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,089
THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY.
516
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,496
WELL, ANDY, HOW'S
YOUR SCHOOLWORK COMING,
517
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,097
NOW THAT EVERYTHING'S
ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT?
518
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,066
OH, SCHOOLWORK
COMIN' ALONG FINE.
519
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,701
GOOD.
520
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,003
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, PA?
521
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,105
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT AM I UP TO?
522
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,774
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
IN HISTORY?
523
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,643
OH, WE'RE PAST
THE 18th CENTURY.
524
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,845
THEN YOU'RE FINISHED
WITH THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.
525
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,981
OH, YES.
526
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,717
ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION
AND EVERYTHING.
527
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,552
SURE, FINISHED, YEAH.
528
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,220
WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF 'EM?
529
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,523
WHAT DID I THINK
OF WHAT?
530
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,157
ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION.
531
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,594
OH, I THOUGHT
THEY WAS GOOD.
532
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,562
DID YOU LEARN
THE REASONS FOR 'EM?
533
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,963
SURE.
534
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,999
WHAT ABOUT THE CAUSES
OF THE REVOLUTION?
535
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,033
DID YOU STUDY THAT?
536
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,736
OH, OH, MM, YEAH, YEAH.
537
00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,006
DO YOU KNOW WHY ENGLAND
PUT ON THE STAMP ACT?
538
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,874
MM-HMM.
WHY?
539
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,877
BECAUSE.
540
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,980
SEE, OPE, WE STUDY
541
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,683
MORE THAN THE WHYs
AND THE WHEREFOREs
542
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,553
AND NAMES AND DATES
AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
543
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,255
WE GO FOR A DEEPER MEANING.
544
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,727
A ROOT, A PHILOSOPHY OF WHY
THINGS HAPPENED WHEN THEY DID.
545
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,562
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
546
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,731
I DON'T THINK SO, PA.
547
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,834
WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS,
YOU BETTER STUDY
548
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,069
REAL HARD
WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG.
549
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,639
'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO LEARN
ANYTHING WHEN YOU GET OLDER.
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