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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:28,162 OH, ALMOST READY. 2 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,663 NOW, DON'T FORGET 3 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,832 TO TAKE YOUR NOTEBOOK. 4 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,103 THE STUDENT SPECIAL. 5 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,305 WELL, THIS IS ADULT EDUCATION, AUNT BEE. 6 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,207 I DON'T I'M GON' NEED A NOTEBOOK. 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,441 WELL, YOU'D BETTER BE PREPARED. 8 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,775 NOW WHAT WE NEED IS A PENCIL. 9 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,477 OH, YOU CAN HAVE MINE, PA. 10 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,181 IT CERTAINLY IS CHEWED UP. 11 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,550 OH, THOSE AREN'T MY TEETH MARK, THEY'RE HOWIE FORMAN'S. 12 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,521 OH, WELL, THAT'S SHARING. 13 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,189 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA STUDY AT SCHOOL, PA? 14 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,524 AMERICAN HISTORY. 15 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,392 THAT SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING. 16 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,495 DIDN'T THEY TEACH AMERICAN HISTORY WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL? 17 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,864 OF COURSE THEY DID! 18 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,766 WHAT'D YOU DO, FLUNK IT OR SOMETHING? 19 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,335 WELL, NO! 20 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,636 THIS IS ADULT EDUCATION, 21 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,771 MORE OF THE EFFECTS THAT HISTORY HAD 22 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,840 ON CIVILIZATION, THINGS LIKE THAT. 23 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,508 WELL, COME ON, ANDY. 24 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,477 ON YOUR FIRST NIGHT, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TARDY. 25 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,883 OH, HELLO, GOOBER. COME RIGHT IN. 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,252 HI, GOOB. 27 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,253 READY TO GO TO SCHOOL? 28 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,287 WANT TO WALK OVER TOGETHER? 29 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,388 WHY NOT? 30 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,689 WHY, GOOBER, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 31 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,790 INTERESTED IN THESE COURSES. 32 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,192 WELL, I JUST FIGURED EVERYBODY 33 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,560 COULD STAND A LITTLE MORE EDUCATION, 34 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,696 NO MATTER WHOSOEVER HE IS. 35 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,131 HE CAN ALWAYS BE TOO STUPID, 36 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,699 BUT HE CAN'T NEVER BE TOO SMART. 37 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,401 DID YOU ALREADY GET A BOOK, GOOBER? 38 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,236 YEAH, SO TO BE PREPARED. 39 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,604 I'VE ALREADY BEEN READING ON IT. 40 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,872 OH, GOOD, WELL, WANNA GO? 41 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:45,873 YEAH. 42 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:46,874 Opie: HEY, PA. 43 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,276 I JUST WONDERED, 44 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,244 WHO'S GONNA SIGN YOUR REPORT CARD? 45 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,445 ME OR AUNT BEE? 46 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:52,713 AH. 47 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,682 OH! 48 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,256 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S START. 49 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,760 WOULD YOU ALL TAKE SEATS, PLEASE? 50 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:12,766 I BELIEVE EVERYBODY WHO'S REGISTERED IS HERE. 51 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,369 I'M NOT HERE AS A HISTORY TEACHER. 52 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,305 I'M MERELY YOUR MODERATOR 53 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,807 AND MY FUNCTION WILL BE TO KEEP OUR DISCUSSIONS 54 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,276 IN THE PROPER CHANNELS 55 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,644 AND CONTRIBUTE WHERE I CAN. 56 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,513 NOW, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JUDGE 57 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,847 FROM THE MATERIAL BEFORE YOU 58 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,318 THAT WE WON'T DWELL AS MUCH ON DATES AND NAMES 59 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,454 AS WE WILL ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES AND EVENTS 60 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,823 WHICH MOLDED OUR HISTORY 61 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:40,361 THE PHILOSOPHY AND THE THINKING THAT SHAPED OUR NATION. 62 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,463 UH, UH, EXCUSE ME, BILL. 63 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,399 I SORT OF KIND OF LIKE TO BE EXACT ABOUT THINGS. 64 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:49,670 JUST WHERE ARE WE GOING TO BEGIN OUR STUDY OF AMERICAN HISTORY? 65 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,971 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 66 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,873 OH... THANK YOU. 67 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,408 IT SEEMS TO ME... 68 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,445 I'LL TELL YOU WHEN AMERICAN HISTORY BEGAN: 69 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:00,948 WHEN THE PILGRIMS STEPPED ON THAT WET ROCK. 70 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,284 THERE'S YOUR START RIGHT THERE. 71 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,685 BUT THEY CAME FROM ENGLAND. 72 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,954 YES, THAT'S WHERE IT REALLY STARTED. 73 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,889 BEFORE 1620. 74 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,425 YES, GOOBER. 75 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,962 I JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING. 76 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,264 FINE. 77 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:19,333 WELL, LIKE THEY SAID... 78 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:21,635 YES, GOOBER? 79 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:32,513 SEEMS TO ME LIKE IT KIND OF STARTED... WAY BACK. 80 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,583 YOU KNOW-- A LONG TIME AGO. 81 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,017 YES. 82 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,620 WELL, SOMEBODY ELSE? 83 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,489 UH, OF COURSE THERE WERE SETTLERS 84 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,957 BEFORE THE PILGRIMS-- CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH. 85 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,894 YES, I WAS ABOUT TO MENTION THAT. 86 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,496 OH, I WAS WONDERING. 87 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,364 DID THE PILGRIMS AND JOHN SMITH 88 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,865 COME OVER FOR THE SAME REASON? 89 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,435 PRETTY MUCH, I'D SAY-- RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. 90 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,769 OUTSIDE OF THE ADVENTURERS, 91 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,371 I THINK THAT'S WHY MOST PEOPLE CAME HERE 92 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,639 DURING THE 17th CENTURY. 93 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,040 THEY WEREN'T ALL ENGLISH. 94 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,710 TRUE. THERE WERE MANY DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES. 95 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,645 PEOPLE WHO SETTLED VIRGINIA WERE QUITE DIFFERENT 96 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,447 FROM THE SETTLERS IN NEW ENGLAND. 97 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,649 OH, THEY WAS DIFFERENT, ALL RIGHT. 98 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:09,950 OH? 99 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,553 HOW WOULD YOU SAY THEY WERE DIFFERENT, GOOBER? 100 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:23,331 WELL... SOME OF THEM LIVED UP IN VIRGINIA AND... 101 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,635 S-SOME OF THEM LIVED SOMEWHERES ELSE. 102 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,477 WELL, HERE YOU ARE, GOOB. 103 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,778 THANKS, ANDY. 104 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,780 IT'S A SHAME YOUR HUNTING TRIP CAME UP 105 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,615 JUST WHEN CLASSES WERE STARTING. 106 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,417 WELL, IT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE. 107 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,718 I DON'T FIT IN TOO GOOD. 108 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,820 AW, OF COURSE YOU DO, GOOB. 109 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,423 IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE GETTING USED TO. 110 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,525 NO. 111 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,827 WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE HISTORY AND STUFF 112 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,095 I CAN'T SEEM TO TALK UP. 113 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,398 I HAD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THEM PILGRIMS 114 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,400 BUT I COULDN'T GET IT OUT. 115 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,802 THAT JUST TAKES CONFIDENCE, GOOBER. THAT'LL COME. 116 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,437 I DON'T THINK SO. 117 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:06,407 YOU OUGHT TO GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY WHEN YOU GET BACK. 118 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,108 I BETTER NOT. 119 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,778 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT THREE WEEKS. 120 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,346 SO LONG. OKAY. 121 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,049 HEY. 122 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,619 MAYBE I'LL BRING YOU A BEAR. 123 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,455 THANKS, GOOB. 124 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:30,998 HI, FLOYD. 125 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,369 CAN I GET A HAIRCUT? 126 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,904 UH, MAKE IT TOMORROW, HOWARD. 127 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:40,441 I'M RUNNING OVER SOME STUFF HERE FOR TONIGHT'S CLASS. 128 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,942 OH, SURE, SURE. 129 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,111 I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE READING UP MYSELF 130 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,946 ON CHARLES COATESWORTH PINKNEY. 131 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,715 A GREAT PATRIOT! 132 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:48,916 PINKNEY, EH? 133 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,584 "MILLIONS FOR DEFENSE..." 134 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:51,719 HE SAID THAT? 135 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,588 "BUT NOT ONE CENT FOR TRIBUTE." 136 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,491 RAN OUT OF CASH, DID HE? 137 00:05:58,992 --> 00:05:59,993 HI, FELLAS. 138 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:00,994 OH, HI, ANDY. HI. 139 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,430 ANYBODY SEEN GOOBER? 140 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,097 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK TODAY. 141 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,866 I SAW HIS TRUCK GO BY A WHILE AGO. 142 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,636 HE SHOULD BE BACK 'CAUSE HE TOOK THE TRUCK WITH HIM. 143 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:11,672 NO, A FELLOW WITH A BEARD WAS DRIVING IT. 144 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,707 NOBODY I EVER SAW BEFORE. 145 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,108 MAYBE HE LOANED IT OUT. 146 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,711 I'LL GO TO THE FILLING STATION AND SEE IF HE'S BACK. 147 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,780 SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR FINGER? 148 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,416 CHARLES COATESWORTH PINKNEY. 149 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,017 OH. 150 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,491 MILLIONS FOR DEFENSE, HUH? 151 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,092 YEAH. 152 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,028 HE MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR HIM ON THE SIDE. 153 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,114 HEY, GOOBER! 154 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,215 ANDY?! 155 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,684 YEAH! YOU BACK? 156 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:57,718 HEY, ANDY. 157 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,788 IS THAT YOU? 158 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,890 WELL, YEAH, IT'S ME ALL RIGHT. 159 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,924 HOW ABOUT THAT. 160 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,859 I FORGOT TO TAKE MY RAZOR. 161 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,195 YEAH. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 162 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,597 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 163 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,698 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 164 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,832 I DON'T KNOW. 165 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,101 THAT KIND OF DOES SOMETHING FOR YOU 166 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,169 LIKE YOU'RE A DEEP THINKER OR SOMETHING. 167 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,638 WELL, IT'S COMING OFF. 168 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,773 I'M GOING TO GET FLOYD TO SHAVE IT. 169 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,642 YEAH. HEY, HOW WAS THE TRIP? 170 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:22,876 I HAD A FINE TIME. 171 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,845 GOOD, GOOD. WELL, I GOT TO GET BACK. 172 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,080 I JUST THOUGHT I'D SEE IF YOU WAS BACK. 173 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,081 OKAY. 174 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,150 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 175 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,589 YEAH, YOU REALLY LOOK DIFFERENT, GOOB-- 176 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:36,790 THE THINKER. 177 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,176 AUNT BEE. 178 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,849 GOOBER? 179 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,917 WELL, FOR GOODNESS SAKES. 180 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,620 I FORGOT TO TAKE MY RAZOR ON THE TRIP. 181 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,188 WELL, YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT. 182 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,191 YOU KNOW, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SCIENTIST 183 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,026 OR AMBASSADOR OR SOMETHING. 184 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,161 AW... 185 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,096 YOU LOOK LIKE A BEAU I USED TO HAVE. 186 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,798 HE WORE A BEARD. 187 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,667 YOU KNOW, IT WAS A STRANGE THING. 188 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,235 HE HAD BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES 189 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,304 AND HIS BEARD CAME OUT RED. 190 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,273 HE WAS JUST A RIOT OF COLOR. 191 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,775 YEAH. 192 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,843 WELL, I GOT TO BE GOING IN THE BARBER SHOP. 193 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,845 YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY FLATTERING, GOOBER. 194 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:32,846 THANK YOU. 195 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,048 EVEN A PHILOSOPHER. 196 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,627 WELL, HEY, FLOYD. 197 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,696 SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, SIR? 198 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,230 GOOBER! 199 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,099 I FORGOT TO TAKE MY RAZOR. 200 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,067 OH, I'LL BE! 201 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,737 WE HAVEN'T HAD A BEARD IN THIS TOWN FOR TEN YEARS. 202 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,639 TURN YOUR HEAD. 203 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:04,845 SON, YOU GROW A NICE BEARD. 204 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,315 WELL, I COME DOWN TO GET YOU TO SHAVE IT OFF. 205 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,917 SHAVE IT OFF?! 206 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,084 NEVER. 207 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,720 SHAPE IT, MAYBE, 208 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,822 COMB IT, BUT SHAVE IT? 209 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:15,923 NEVER! 210 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,358 I'LL NEVER BE A PARTY TO THAT. 211 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,362 OH, IT'S MAGNIFICENT. 212 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,764 IT IS? 213 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,166 MAKES YOU LOOK REAL BRAINY. 214 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,306 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE THIRD PERSON THAT'S TOLD ME THAT. 215 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,279 YOU REALLY LOOK DIFFERENT-- A THINKER. 216 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,381 EVEN A PHILOSOPHER. 217 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,619 REAL BRAINY... BRAINY... BRAINY... 218 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,056 A MASTERPIECE! 219 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,158 WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A DIFFERENT MAN, GOOBER. 220 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,392 CHANGED. 221 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,662 A MAN DON'T CHANGE, FLOYD. 222 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,730 A MAN'S HIMSELF, AND IF HE'S HIMSELF, 223 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:57,965 HOW CAN HE CHANGE? 224 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:01,669 OH! YOU SAID SOMETHING DEEP THEN, GOOBER 225 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,236 REAL DEEP. 226 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,007 I NEVER HAD A BEARD TRIMMED BEFORE, FLOYD. 227 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,742 HOW MUCH I OWE YOU? 228 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,910 OH, PLEASE. 229 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,712 DON'T INSULT ME. 230 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,981 WELL, YOU GOT A FREE RADIATOR FLUSH COMING 231 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,415 ANYTIME YOU NEED IT. 232 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,084 I THINK IT'S REMARKABLE. 233 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,019 THAT BEARD MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE 234 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,388 YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING. 235 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,923 I WAS. 236 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,425 I WAS THINKING THAT ALL OF US HAVE A LOT IN US 237 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,360 THAT WE DON'T LET COME OUT 238 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,998 AND I'VE HAD THIS BEARD INSIDE OF ME A LONG TIME 239 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,766 AND I WAS HOLDING IT BACK. 240 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,736 OH-OH! ANOTHER DEEP ONE. 241 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,137 HEY, FLOYD. 242 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,775 HEY, YOU KEPT IT ON. 243 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,243 YEAH? 244 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,845 HEY, THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING. 245 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,680 YOU DID A FINE JOB, FLOYD. 246 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,048 THANK YOU, ANDY. 247 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,683 OH, YEAH. 248 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,952 THAT'S AS GOOD-LOOKIN' A BEARD AS I EVER SAW. 249 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,421 I FEEL LIKE I WAS BORN WITH IT ON. 250 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,790 YEAH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING... 251 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,025 UH, HOLD IT, ANDY. 252 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,794 I'M NOT THROUGH. 253 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,930 YOU'VE GOT TO LET HIM FINISH HIS THOUGHTS 254 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,332 'CAUSE HE'S GOT SOME ZINGERS. 255 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,301 IT SEEMS LIKE THE ME THAT IS REALLY ME 256 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,471 AND WAS BEING HELD BACK BY THE I THAT I AM 257 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,307 IS COMING OUT ALL OVER MY FACE. 258 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,743 SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU? 259 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,145 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE MISSED THAT. 260 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,412 NO. 261 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,115 ANDY, WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT 262 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,151 IN OUR DISCUSSION GROUP TONIGHT? 263 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,187 OH, I THINK IT'S THE MONROE DOCTRINE. 264 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:31,224 WELL, I MIGHT JUST GO HOME AND STUDY UP ON THAT A LITTLE. 265 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,226 YOU KNOW, THE MONROE DOCTRINE 266 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,329 IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DOCTRINES IN AMERICAN HISTORY 267 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,733 AND THE ONLY WAY TO DISCUSS IT IS INTELLIGENTLY. 268 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,402 THAT'S GOT TO BE BRUNG OUT. 269 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,215 AMAZING! 270 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,917 ONLY THIS MORNING 271 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,820 HE DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SIDE TO BUTTER HIS BREAD ON. 272 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:03,490 A FEW HOURS LATER, HE'S A GENIUS. 273 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:08,061 IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN AMERICA. 274 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,033 I WONDER, IN READING OVER THIS MATERIAL, 275 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,870 DID YOU REALIZE THE TREMENDOUS IMPACT IT HAD ON THE WORLD? 276 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,372 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE TOLD THE EUROPEAN NATIONS 277 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,974 TO STAY OUT OF OUR BACKYARD. 278 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,943 AND WE WERE PREPARED TO ENFORCE IT. 279 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,044 ABSOLUTELY. 280 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,822 SORRY I'M LATE, FOLKS. 281 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,423 Howard: HEY, A BEARD. 282 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,457 YEP. 283 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,059 IT'S VERY BECOMING, GOOBER. 284 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,293 THANKS, HELEN. 285 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,529 WELL, I DID THE GROUNDWORK ON IT. 286 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,133 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF STUDYING. 287 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,235 FINE, FINE. 288 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,871 WRIT A LOT OF THINGS DOWN. 289 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,205 GOOD. 290 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,976 UH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MONROE DOCTRINE. 291 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,579 NOW, HERE WE WERE-- A YOUNG NATION 292 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,282 WITHOUT MUCH OF AN ARMY OR A NAVY-- 293 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,385 AND WE SAID TO THESE POWERFUL EUROPEAN NATIONS 294 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,420 "STAY OUT OF OUR HEMISPHERE." 295 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,823 NOW, IN VIEW OF THIS, WHY DO YOU THINK 296 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,359 THE MONROE DOCTRINE WAS SO EFFECTIVE? 297 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,827 UH, BILL... 298 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,162 GOOBER? 299 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:24,237 THE WAY I SEE IT IS... THE UNITED STATES WAS NEW 300 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,140 AND EUROPE, ACROSS THE WATER, WAS OLD... 301 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,142 AND THE UNITED STATES WAS LITTLE 302 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,610 AND EUROPE WAS BIG. 303 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,914 YOU ALL REMEMBER SHORTY WATSON-- HAD THE GROCERY STORE? 304 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,216 HE WAS THE SHORTEST ONE OF ALL THEM WATSONS? 305 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,951 JUST A MINUTE, GOOBER, I DON'T SEE... 306 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,086 HOWARD... 307 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,223 WELL, ONCE, ME AND SOME OTHER "FELLERS" 308 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,393 WENT FISHING WITH SHORTY UP AROUND TROUBLESOME CREEK. 309 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,929 LITTLE OLD SHORTY'S LIKE THE UNITED STATES WAS 310 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,230 BEFORE THE MONROE DOCTRINE. 311 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,598 THE REST OF THEM "FELLERS" 312 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,034 WERE LIKE THEM POWERFUL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. 313 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,070 BECAUSE SHORTY WAS SMALL, HE HAD TO BE ON THE TOUGH SIDE 314 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,238 SO THEM OTHER "FELLERS" 315 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,107 WOULDN'T BE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. 316 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,475 SO WHEN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 317 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,011 GOT TO BE LIKE SHORTY 318 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,913 THEY MUST'VE DECIDED TO BE TOUGH, TOO 319 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,548 AND THAT'S WHEN THEY WENT AND WRIT THE MONROE DOCTRINE. 320 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,283 ...AND THE IMPORTANT THING IS 321 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,352 THAT WHEN THESE FOLKS HERE IN HAWAII 322 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,521 THOUGHT THEY HAD A BIG ENOUGH COUNTRY-- 323 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,490 EVEN THOUGH THEY WASN'T EXACTLY IN OUR HEMISPHERE-- 324 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,161 THEY DECIDED THEY WANTED TO BECOME THE 49th STATE. 325 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,530 ARE YOU WITH ME ON THAT, BILL? 326 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,498 RIGHT WITH YOU. 327 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,670 AND THIS OTHER COUNTRY UP HERE, BY THE NAME OF ALASKA 328 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,006 SAID THEY WANTED TO BECOME A STATE, TOO. 329 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,908 OF COURSE, THEY WAS IN OUR HEMISPHERE 330 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,978 AND THE WAY I FIGURE IT, THEY SHOULD'VE GOT THE NOD FIRST 331 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,080 BUT THAT WEREN'T THE WAY IT WORKED OUT. 332 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,681 ...AND WHEN THE APACHES COME BACK 333 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,917 THE SETTLERS WAS ALL BEHIND SOME ROCKS 334 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,318 AND THEY WAS READY FOR 'EM. 335 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,587 THERE WAS 14 MEN, 12 WOMEN AND 16 CHILDREN. 336 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,156 I BELIEVE I HAVE TO GO, TOO. 337 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,290 I'VE GOT AN EARLY DAY. 338 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,125 I'LL TELL YOU THE REST NEXT WEEK. 339 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,293 OH, GOOD, GOOD. 340 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,228 I SURE ENJOY STUDYING HISTORY THIS WAY 341 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,364 LISTENING TO ALL THE DIFFERENT OPINIONS. 342 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,501 I MET HIM ON THE STREET, AND HE WENT ON AND ON AND ON. 343 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,536 OH, I KNOW-- HE HASN'T STOPPED TALKING 344 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,638 SINCE HE WALKED OUT OF THE BARBER SHOP. 345 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,107 ABOUT EVERYTHING-- 346 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,242 POLITICS, THE SPACE RACE... 347 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,343 AND HOW TO TELL 348 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,179 WHEN A WATERMELON IS RIPE. 349 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,646 MMM. 350 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,549 I WENT OVER TO THE GAS STATION TO GET SOME AIR IN MY TIRE 351 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,019 AND I JUST ASKED HIM HOW COME HE GREW A BEARD. 352 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,687 WHAT'D HE TELL YOU? 353 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,722 WELL... 354 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,058 IT WAS KIND OF CONFUSING... 355 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,962 BUT I KNOW IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MONROE DOCTRINE. 356 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,563 I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A PROBLEM. 357 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,699 BEFORE, HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CONFIDENCE 358 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,301 AND NOW HE'S GOT TOO MUCH. 359 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,103 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY 360 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,705 WHEN I WAS SCARED TO MEET GOOBER ON THE STREET. 361 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,440 ME, TOO. 362 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,575 AND SOMEHOW, IT'S VERY HARD 363 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,711 TO INTERRUPT A MAN WITH A BEARD. 364 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,689 HEY, HELEN... 365 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,625 BOY, ALMOST DIDN'T SEE YOU. 366 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,560 AH. FUNNY THING, DID YOU EVER NOTICE 367 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,630 HOW MUCH A PERSON SEES OUT OF THE CORNERS OF THEIR EYES? 368 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,166 WELL, NO, I... OH, YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. 369 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,300 I'VE BEEN READING UP 370 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,202 ON THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 371 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,171 AND I'VE GOT A LOT OF "IDEARS" ON IT 372 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,439 AND I'D BE HAPPY TO... 373 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,174 THAT-THAT'S JUST A PITY, GOOBER 374 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,642 BECAUSE... WELL, I'M SKIPPING 375 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,377 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 376 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,147 AND TALK ABOUT SKIPPING, I'VE GOT TO RUN NOW. BYE. 377 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,088 Goober: HEY, BILL... 378 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,323 Bill: OH, HELLO, GOOBER. 379 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,259 SAY, BILL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 380 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,362 SORRY, GOOBER, I-I'VE GOT TO BE RUNNING. SEE YOU. 381 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,450 HEY, ANDY. 382 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,270 YOU ASLEEP, ANDY? 383 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,693 HEY, ANDY, JUST PASSING BY. 384 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,828 THOUGHT I'D DROP IN. 385 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,331 OH. YEAH. 386 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,632 NICE DAY OUT. 387 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,500 YEAH, BOY. KNOW WHY IT'S A NICE DAY? 388 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,868 UH, NO. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 389 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,204 'CAUSE YOU'RE FEELING GOOD. YEAH, WELL... 390 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,274 MY THEORY IS, WE ALL CARRY OUR WEATHER INSIDE OF OUR BODY. 391 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,243 SOME PEOPLE, THE SUN COULD BE SHINING 392 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,411 YOU CAN TELL IT'S RAINING INSIDE OF 'EM. 393 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,147 YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT'S RAINING. 394 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,514 THAT'S PHILOSOPHY. 395 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,516 I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK ABOUT. 396 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,617 YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. 397 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,388 HEY, HEY, HOWARD, HOWARD... 398 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,823 GOOBER'S GOT A VERY INTERESTING THEORY ON THE WEATHER. 399 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,859 TELL HIM ABOUT IT, GOOB. 400 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,561 YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION, 401 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,396 A PERSON HAS A SUNNY DISPOSITION? 402 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,298 I WANT TO TELL YOU, WE CARRY OUR WEATHER IN OUR BODY. 403 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,400 FLOYD, SOMETHING'S GOT TO BE DONE ABOUT GOOBER. 404 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,136 HE'S ABOUT TO DRIVE ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE CRAZY. 405 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,338 BIG PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM. 406 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,307 YOU BETTER KNOW IT'S A BIG PROBLEM. 407 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,211 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO HIM AND STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT. 408 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,345 WHY ME, ANDY? 409 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,880 BECAUSE YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND. 410 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,582 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS BEST FRIEND. 411 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,450 YOU STARTED THE WHOLE THING. 412 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,386 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED HIM A THINKER. 413 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,488 YOU WOULDN'T LET HIM SHAVE HIS BEARD OFF. 414 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,490 YOU TRIMMED IT-- DON'T TRY TO DENY IT. 415 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,824 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. 416 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,926 YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND, SO YOU TELL HIM. 417 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,397 IT'S NOT EASY TO TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND HE'S A BLABBERMOUTH. 418 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,499 I DON'T CARE. YOU'VE GOT TO TELL HIM. 419 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,801 WELL... 420 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,403 PROMISE ME YOU'LL TELL HIM. 421 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,571 UH... ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL HIM! 422 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,673 AS A SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY. 423 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,410 NOW, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF IT, FLOYD. 424 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,145 DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT. 425 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,825 ONE TIME, YOU WAS A SEED. 426 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,772 FLOYD, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT? 427 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,407 I'M NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW! 428 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,309 JUST PULL UP A CHAIR AND SIT DOWN. 429 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,510 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 430 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,178 OH? YEAH. 431 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,649 JUST OPEN UP YOUR EARS AND LISTEN TO ME. 432 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,683 ALL RIGHT. 433 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,385 NOW, GOOBER, THERE COMES A TIME 434 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,954 WHEN A FRIEND HAS TO TELL A FRIEND SOMETHING. 435 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,589 YOU FOLLOW ME? YEAH. 436 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,658 TELL HIM FOR HIS OWN GOOD. 437 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,693 IF A FRIEND CAN'T TELL A FRIEND SOMETHING 438 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,395 THEN NOBODY CAN TELL HIM NOTHING. 439 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,929 'CAUSE WHEN A FRIEND TALKS TO YOU 440 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,565 YOU DON'T LISTEN WITH YOUR EARS 441 00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,932 YOU LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART. 442 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,235 WELL, WHAT I WANTED TO SAY TO YOU... 443 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,603 WELL, LISTEN... 444 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,739 OH... WHAT A LOVELY THOUGHT. 445 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,808 IT JUST COME TO ME. 446 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,410 HAD A NICE RING TO IT. 447 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,646 SOMETHING ELSE IT BRINGS TO MIND ABOUT FRIENDS -- 448 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,881 THAT EVEN SOMETIMES 449 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,816 THESE GREAT PHILOSOPHERS CAN BE WRONG. 450 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,351 THEY CAN? 451 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,652 MM-HMM. 452 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,721 A MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS NOT HIS DOG. 453 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,356 IT'S PEOPLE. 454 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,726 OOH, YOU REALLY GET TO THE MEAT OF THINGS, GOOBER. 455 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,761 GO ON. 'COURSE, I STILL LOVE DOGS. 456 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,497 OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 457 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,733 I NEVER HEARD YOU SAY AN UNKIND WORD ABOUT ANYBODY, 458 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,435 MAN NOR BEAST. 459 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,804 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, FLOYD. 460 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,306 YOU'RE UNDERSTANDIN'. 461 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,543 PAL. 462 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,581 OH... 463 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,751 ALL SETTLED. 464 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,486 WHAT'S THAT, ANDY? 465 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,922 YOU KNOW, WHAT WE WAS, UH, TALKING... 466 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,956 OH. 467 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,360 ANDY, DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK 468 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,628 THAT PEOPLE NEED FRIENDS 469 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,696 JUST LIKE THEY NEED AIR FOR BREATHING? 470 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,032 NOW, A LOT OF YOUR GREAT PHILOSOPHERS TELL US 471 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,934 THAT MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS DOG. 472 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,569 THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE. 473 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,604 COURSE, I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST DOGS, 474 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,973 BUT A MAN'S BEST FRIEND HAS GOT TO BE PEOPLE. 475 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,642 GOOBER, WILL YOU STOP TALKING! 476 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,777 YOU'RE ABOUT TO DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND! 477 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,078 WHAT? 478 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,013 WELL, EVER SINCE YOU GREW THAT BEARD 479 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,915 YOU'VE BEEN GOING ON AND ON AND ON 480 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,017 AND TALKING AND TALKING, LIKE YOU KNEW 481 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,486 EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. 482 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,820 I'VE BEEN A LOT OF PLACES 483 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,522 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE 484 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,924 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING. 485 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,327 AND-AND YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE AVOIDING YOU. 486 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,462 HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED 487 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,430 PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO HIDE FROM YOU? 488 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,506 GOOBER, YOU THINK THAT BEARD GIVES YOU CONFIDENCE 489 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,040 BUT IT DOESN'T. 490 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,978 CONFIDENCE IS SOMETHING THAT'S... THAT'S ON THE INSIDE. 491 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,581 REMEMBER, LIKE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE WEATHER. 492 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:58,851 AND IT DOESN'T HURT TO LISTEN ONCE IN A WHILE. 493 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,965 I'M SORRY, GOOBER. 494 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,570 OF COURSE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION STARTED IN ENGLAND. 495 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,806 BUT THE MAIN INVENTIONS CAME FROM AMERICA. 496 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,007 RIGHT. 497 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,543 YEAH! ELI WHITNEY, ROBERT FULTON... 498 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,077 Woman: AND BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 499 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,079 YES, BUT IF YOU'LL JUST READ IN... 500 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,148 LOOK, LOOK... 501 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,983 NOW, WE CAN'T GET ANYWHERE 502 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,019 IF WE'RE ALL TALKING AT ONCE. 503 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,922 YES, HELEN? IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHERE IT STARTED. 504 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,758 WE'RE INTERESTED IN THE EFFECT ON THE ECONOMY. 505 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,493 OF COURSE. IT CHANGED IT. 506 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,830 PRIOR TO THAT, THE ECONOMY WAS BASED ON AGRICULTURE. 507 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,400 YES, GOOBER? 508 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,369 OH... WELL, UH... 509 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,576 THERE WAS ONE THING I READ ABOUT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION. 510 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,911 BECAUSE OF ALL THE MACHINERY THEY WERE USING 511 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,013 IT THROWED A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT OF WORK 512 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,482 BUT IT MADE BETTER GOODS 513 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,817 AND OUR NATION BECAME MORE RICH THAN IT WAS 514 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,954 AND... AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT... 515 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,089 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. 516 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,496 WELL, ANDY, HOW'S YOUR SCHOOLWORK COMING, 517 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,097 NOW THAT EVERYTHING'S ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT? 518 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,066 OH, SCHOOLWORK COMIN' ALONG FINE. 519 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,701 GOOD. 520 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,003 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, PA? 521 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,105 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I UP TO? 522 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,774 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO IN HISTORY? 523 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,643 OH, WE'RE PAST THE 18th CENTURY. 524 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,845 THEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION. 525 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,981 OH, YES. 526 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,717 ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION AND EVERYTHING. 527 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,552 SURE, FINISHED, YEAH. 528 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,220 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF 'EM? 529 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,523 WHAT DID I THINK OF WHAT? 530 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,157 ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION. 531 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,594 OH, I THOUGHT THEY WAS GOOD. 532 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,562 DID YOU LEARN THE REASONS FOR 'EM? 533 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,963 SURE. 534 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,999 WHAT ABOUT THE CAUSES OF THE REVOLUTION? 535 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,033 DID YOU STUDY THAT? 536 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,736 OH, OH, MM, YEAH, YEAH. 537 00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,006 DO YOU KNOW WHY ENGLAND PUT ON THE STAMP ACT? 538 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,874 MM-HMM. WHY? 539 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,877 BECAUSE. 540 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,980 SEE, OPE, WE STUDY 541 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,683 MORE THAN THE WHYs AND THE WHEREFOREs 542 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,553 AND NAMES AND DATES AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 543 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,255 WE GO FOR A DEEPER MEANING. 544 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,727 A ROOT, A PHILOSOPHY OF WHY THINGS HAPPENED WHEN THEY DID. 545 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,562 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 546 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,731 I DON'T THINK SO, PA. 547 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,834 WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS, YOU BETTER STUDY 548 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,069 REAL HARD WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG. 549 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,639 'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO LEARN ANYTHING WHEN YOU GET OLDER. 38241

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