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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,495 CHILDREN? 2 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,331 CHILDREN, COULD WE HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE? 3 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,765 YOU ALL KNOW MR. UPCHURCH, 4 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,335 THE PUBLISHER OF OUR MAYBERRY NEWSPAPER. 5 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,304 HE HAS SOMETHING VERY EXCITING TO TELL YOU -- 6 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:38,372 SOMETHING I KNOW YOU'LL ALL BE INTERESTED IN. 7 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,707 MR. UPCHURCH. 8 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,510 CHILDREN, NEXT WEEK WILL BE THE 50th ANNIVERSARY 9 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,812 OF THE FOUNDING OF THE PAPER BY MY FATHER. 10 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,215 50th? 50th! 50th? 11 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,649 50th YEAR? 12 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:52,653 I KNOW 50 YEARS MUST SEEM LIKE ANCIENT HISTORY TO YOU 13 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:57,391 BUT, IN A WAY, HISTORY IS WHAT I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 14 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:58,792 NOW, TO CELEBRATE 15 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,261 OUR GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY 16 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,463 OUR NEWSPAPER IS GOING TO GIVE A GOLD MEDAL 17 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,697 TO ONE OF YOU STUDENTS. 18 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,733 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. 19 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,402 THAT'S RIGHT. THE MEDAL WILL GO TO THE BEST ESSAY 20 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,138 ON THE FAMOUS BATTLE OF MAYBERRY 21 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,405 THAT HISTORIC BATTLE 22 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,841 BETWEEN THE EARLY SETTLERS AND THE INDIANS 23 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,444 THAT ESTABLISHED MAYBERRY'S PLACE 24 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,212 IN OUR STATE HISTORY. 25 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,480 AS MAYBERRYITES 26 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,615 YOU ALREADY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BATTLE 27 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,185 AND ABOUT THE HEROISM OF THE FOUNDERS OF OUR TOWN 28 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,620 BUT I WANT YOU TO DO SOME REAL WORK ON YOUR ESSAYS. 29 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,722 MISS CRUMP AND I WILL BE THE JUDGES 30 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,260 AND THE WINNING ESSAY WILL BE PRINTED ON THE FRONT PAGE 31 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,328 OF OUR ANNIVERSARY EDITION. 32 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,729 NOW, THE REST IS UP TO YOU. 33 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,198 YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME 34 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,133 SO I WANT YOU TO GET RIGHT TO WORK. 35 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,469 CLASS DISMISSED. 36 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,843 WELL, OPE... 37 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,912 ANYTHING HAPPEN IN SCHOOL TODAY? 38 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,782 YEAH. CHINA PAUL DROPPED HIS BACON-AND-TOMATO SANDWICH 39 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,284 ON THE PLAYGROUND. 40 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,551 OH, WHAT A SHAME. 41 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:58,819 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT 42 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,788 AFTER IT GOT STEPPED ON A FEW TIMES. 43 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,256 STEPPED ON? 44 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,791 DIDN'T ANYBODY SEE IT LYING THERE? 45 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,259 WE ALL DID. 46 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,927 WE TOOK TURNS JUMPING ON IT. 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,429 OH, OPIE! 48 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,731 OH, YEAH! THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE REAL GOOD. 49 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,933 MR. UPCHURCH STOPPED BY AND TOLD THE CLASS 50 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,902 THAT HE'S GOING TO GIVE AWAY A PRIZE 51 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,371 FOR THE BEST ESSAY ON THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY 52 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,673 AND HE'S GOING TO PRINT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER. 53 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,875 THAT OUGHT TO BE REAL INTERESTING TO WRITE ABOUT. 54 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,844 ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HAVE AN ANCESTOR 55 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,180 WHO WAS ONE OF THE HEROES OF THAT BATTLE. 56 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,248 I DO? 57 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,382 MM-HMM. 58 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,917 COLONEL CARLTON TAYLOR. 59 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,952 A COLONEL! WOW! 60 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,588 ACCORDING TO YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER, HE WAS AN OFFICER -- 61 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,690 WE'RE NOT SURE IF HE WAS A COLONEL. 62 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,260 ANDY, I'M SURE I HEARD HE WAS A COLONEL. 63 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,694 AND IT WASN'T A REAL ARMY. 64 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,962 IT WAS A MILITIA 65 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,865 THAT GOT TOGETHER TO PROTECT THE SETTLEMENT. 66 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,200 A MILITIA, HUH? 67 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,202 YEAH. IT WAS A GREAT PAGE IN HISTORY 68 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,604 THAT ALL OF US IN MAYBERRY CAN BE PROUD OF. 69 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,440 GLORIOUS PAGE. 70 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,941 WHEN YOU GOING TO START WRITING? 71 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,843 I DON'T KNOW. IT WON'T TAKE ME VERY LONG. 72 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,445 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT. 73 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,813 YOU GOT TO BE A GOOD REPORTER AND GET ALL THE FACTS. 74 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,582 THAT WAS A MIGHTY IMPORTANT BATTLE. 75 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,484 YOU CAN'T JUST SCRIBBLE OUT ANYTHING. 76 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,485 YES, PAW. 77 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,786 A LOT OF FOLKS IN MAYBERRY 78 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,821 HAD KINFOLK IN THAT BATTLE -- LIKE FLOYD. 79 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,224 YOU OUGHT TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY. 80 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:13,861 I'LL GO IN AND SEE HIM TOMORROW. 81 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,464 YEAH. 82 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,940 HI, GOOBER, MR. LAWSON. 83 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,276 HI, OPE. 84 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,677 I FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT 85 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,279 HAIRCUT TIME FOR YOU. 86 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,547 NO. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU. 87 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:34,882 WELL, SHOOT. 88 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,651 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY? 89 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,853 DO I KNOW ABOUT THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY? 90 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,556 I HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER FOR SCHOOL ABOUT IT. 91 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,558 WELL, OPIE, IT WAS MY ANCESTOR 92 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,560 COLONEL CALEB LAWSON 93 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,662 WHO WAS IN IT AT THE VERY BEGINNING -- 94 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:49,963 OLD "STONEWALL" LAWSON. 95 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,865 HE WAS THE BIG HERO. 96 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,567 WHAT?! 97 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,303 THAT'S RIGHT. THOSE ARE THE FACTS. 98 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:58,739 -- WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS ONE OF MY KINFOLK WAS THE HERO 99 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,274 COLONEL GOOBER PYLE 100 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,476 OF THE NORTH CAROLINA SEVENTH CAVALRY. 101 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,745 I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF NO COLONEL LAWSON. 102 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,547 NEVER HEARD OF HIM?! 103 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,549 READ YOUR HISTORY, BOY. 104 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,883 WHY, HE HAD 105 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,919 THE BIGGEST HERD OF CATTLE IN THE SETTLEMENT. 106 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,954 THE INDIANS DRIVING THE HERD OFF 107 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,589 STARTED THE WHOLE THING. 108 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,024 GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 109 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,492 I AIN'T SURPRISED. 110 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,594 NOBODY KNOWS THAT 'CEPT FLOYD. 111 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:23,030 YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE? 112 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,665 LOOK, FLOYD, ALL I KNOW IS... 113 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,434 SINGLE-HANDED 114 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,369 HE WENT AFTER THOSE CATTLE. 115 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,071 HE DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF FEAR. 116 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,906 THAT AIN'T ALL HE DIDN'T KNOW. 117 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,675 THEN HE CAME UPON THE CHEROKEES, 118 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,610 AND THEY WERE IN THEIR WAR PAINT, 119 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,746 AND THEY WERE DANCING, WHOOPING IT UP, 120 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,848 AND HE MADE IT BACK TO THE SETTLEMENT 121 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,416 TO WARN EVERYBODY, 122 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,652 WITH ARROWS BUZZING ALL AROUND HIM. 123 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,054 SAY, I EVEN HAVE ONE OF THE ARROWHEADS AT HOME. 124 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,456 GEE. 125 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,624 UH...BEFORE YOU PUT ALL THAT DOWN, OPE, 126 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,059 IT HAPPENED TO BE MY ANCESTOR 127 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,027 WHO COME ROARING OUT OF THAT STOCKADE 128 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,330 AND HELD THEM BLOODTHIRSTY SAVAGES OFF. 129 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,598 OPIE... 130 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,900 YOU AIN'T PUTTING ALL THAT BUSHWA DOWN? 131 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,035 DON'T YOU CALL MY RELATIVES BUSHWA. 132 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,071 ALL I WANT IS THIS BOY TO GET THE TRUTH. 133 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,906 THEN HE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE! 134 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,875 GOOBER, GET OUT OF HERE! 135 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,444 I COULDN'T BEAR TO STAY HERE ANOTHER MINUTE. 136 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,812 LEAVE MY MAGAZINE! 137 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,415 IT'S MY MAGAZINE. I LEFT IT HERE THREE MONTHS AGO. 138 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,351 YOU STOLE IT FROM ME FOUR MONTHS AGO. 139 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,054 OH, THE NERVE OF HIM 140 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,658 TALKING DOWN THE MAIN HERO OF MAYBERRY! 141 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:25,993 YES, SIR. 142 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,595 COLONEL LAWSON 143 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,063 PERSONALLY ACCOUNTED FOR 14 OF THEM SAVAGES 144 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,532 DURING THE BATTLE. 145 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,102 PUT THAT DOWN! 146 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,571 MR. LAWSON WAS AWFUL MAD AT GOOBER, 147 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,707 BUT GOOBER WAS AWFUL MAD AT HIM, 148 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,774 SO IT WAS EVEN. 149 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,543 WELL, FOLKS IN MAYBERRY 150 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,745 FEEL PRETTY STRONG ABOUT THAT BATTLE. 151 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,846 YEAH. 152 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,549 DID YOU TALK TO ANYBODY ELSE, OPIE? 153 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:49,917 YEAH, I TALKED TO MR. McGROOTER. 154 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,486 DOOR'S OPEN. 155 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,954 HELLO, CLARA. 156 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,056 WHAT YOU GOT BEHIND YOU? 157 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,091 CHARGE! 158 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,895 HEY, A REAL SWORD! 159 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,465 I HEARD ABOUT THE ESSAY, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE 160 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,999 THAT OPIE GOT ALL THE TRUE FACTS 161 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,535 ABOUT THAT GLORIOUS BATTLE. 162 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,902 CAN I SEE IT? 163 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,904 WELL, I BROUGHT IT OVER FOR YOU TO LOOK AT, OPIE. 164 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,806 NOW, THAT'S THE SWORD THAT MY 165 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,943 GREAT-GREAT- GRANDFATHER, COLONEL EDWARDS, 166 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,645 CARRIED ALL THROUGH THE BATTLE. 167 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,680 WHAT DID HE DO IN THE BATTLE? 168 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,815 WHY, HASN'T ANYBODY TOLD YOU? 169 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,917 HE WAS THE COMMANDING OFFICER. 170 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,453 WHEN THE OTHER SETTLERS, 171 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,154 CRAZED WITH HUNGER AND THIRST, 172 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,622 WANTED TO GIVE UP, 173 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,558 HE LED THEM IN A STIRRING CHARGE 174 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,693 THAT BROKE THE SPIRIT OF THE INDIANS 175 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,528 AND BROUGHT THE FINAL VICTORY. 176 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,196 WOW! 177 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,100 WAVING THIS SWORD IN THE AIR, HE YELLED AT HIS MEN 178 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,671 "ONWARD, BOYS! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!" 179 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,839 SEEMS LIKE I'VE HEARD THAT SOMEPLACE. 180 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,642 WE HAVE A PILLOW WITH THOSE WORDS EMBROIDERED ON IT. 181 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,210 SURE WORTH REMEMBERING. 182 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,079 WAS HE A HERO, TOO, MISS EDWARDS? 183 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,547 OF COURSE, DEAR. 184 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:54,882 GEE, MR. LAWSON SAID 185 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,084 THAT HIS GREAT-GRANDFATHER WAS THE HERO. 186 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,987 I SUPPOSE IT MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER TO THINK THAT. 187 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,624 WELL, ACTUALLY, OPIE, THEY WERE ALL HEROES 188 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,894 INCLUDING YOUR ANCESTOR CARLTON TAYLOR. 189 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,963 OH? WAS THERE A TAYLOR IN THE BATTLE? 190 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,865 THERE CERTAINLY WAS. 191 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,801 HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST SETTLERS. 192 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,003 MAYBERRY WAS ALMOST CALLED TAYLORTOWN. 193 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,938 OH. WELL, I WANTED YOU 194 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:21,141 TO SEE THE ACTUAL SWORD THAT WAS USED. 195 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,976 I'LL BE RUNNING ALONG NOW. 196 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,846 THANKS, AND I'LL MENTION THE SWORD IN MY ESSAY. 197 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,549 WELL, IT JUST MIGHT HELP YOU WIN THE PRIZE. 198 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,484 WELL, THANKS FOR COMING OVER, CLARA. 199 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,586 OH, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 200 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:35,523 CARLTON TAYLOR... 201 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,224 IT'S POSSIBLE. 202 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,935 WELL, THE IDEA! 203 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,870 CLARA'S BEGINNING TO THINK 204 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,539 SHE LED THAT CHARGE HERSELF. 205 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,807 GOSH, PAW, THE ONLY THING THAT PEOPLE AGREE ON 206 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,809 IS THAT THOSE INDIANS WERE PRETTY MEAN. 207 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,244 YEAH. 208 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,947 SURE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE INDIANS SAID, THOUGH. 209 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,949 YEAH. 210 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,819 HEY, PAW, TOM STRONGBOW'S AN INDIAN, ISN'T HE? 211 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,688 YEAH. HE'S CHEROKEE. 212 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,557 MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO TALK TO HIM. 213 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,659 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- 214 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,561 I'LL DRIVE YOU OVER THERE TOMORROW. 215 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:14,795 GEE, THANKS, PAW. 216 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,896 YEAH. 217 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,966 THAT'S RIGHT, OPIE. 218 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,835 IT WAS MY REVERED ANCESTOR, CHIEF STRONGBOW, 219 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,236 THAT LED THE CHEROKEE 220 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,973 IN THE DEFENSE OF THEIR TRADITIONAL HUNTING GROUND. 221 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,240 CHIEF STRONGBOW. 222 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,842 GEE, WAS HE WOUNDED? 223 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,110 OH, YEAH. MANY TIMES. 224 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,712 MATTER OF FACT, LOOK AT THIS. 225 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,681 THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MUSKET BALLS 226 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,816 THAT THE MEDICINE MAN TOOK OUT OF HIM 227 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,551 AFTER THE BATTLE. 228 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,788 GEE. THAT WAS A PRETTY TOUGH BATTLE, I GUESS. 229 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,823 YEAH, IT WAS FOR THE INDIANS. 230 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,292 IT WAS 50 BRAVES AGAINST 500 SETTLERS. 231 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,794 50 BRAVES?! 232 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,061 THAT'S RIGHT. 233 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,963 BOWS AND ARROWS AGAINST MUSKETS. 234 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,765 NOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND 235 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:55,135 WHY US INDIANS STILL TALK ABOUT THE BATTLE OF TUCKAHOOSIE CREEK. 236 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,670 TUCKAHOOSIE CREEK? 237 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,072 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY, TOM. 238 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,709 THAT'S WHAT THE SETTLERS CALLED IT, BUT TO US INDIANS 239 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,844 IT'S STILL THE VICTORY OF TUCKAHOOSIE CREEK. 240 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,945 VICTORY?! 241 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,146 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 242 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,715 US INDIANS FORCED THEM SETTLERS 243 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,316 AND THEIR CATTLE OFF OUR HUNTING GROUNDS. 244 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,218 AW, COME ON, TOM. 245 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,352 WELL, THEY DID. 246 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,588 THE SETTLERS WON THAT BATTLE. 247 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:18,992 OPIE, I HOPE YOU MENTION CHIEF STRONGBOW IN YOUR PAPER. 248 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:22,630 AFTER ALL, HE WAS THE REAL HERO OF THE BATTLE. 249 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,932 I'LL SEE YOU, SHERIFF. 250 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,139 GEE, PAW. 251 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,709 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT DOWN NOW. 252 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:39,012 I GUESS YOU ARE KIND OF CONFUSED. 253 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,382 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 254 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,317 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 255 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,620 I GOT TO MAKE A TRIP UP TO RALEIGH TOMORROW 256 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,055 ON POLICE BUSINESS. 257 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,658 WHY DON'T I DROP YOU OFF AT THE RALEIGH PUBLIC LIBRARY? 258 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,392 THEY GOT A LOT OF OLD NEWSPAPERS THERE 259 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,295 GOING WAY BACK TO 1700s, 1750s -- SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THERE. 260 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,798 I BET YOU CAN GET THE TRUE FACTS OF THE BATTLE. 261 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,266 YEAH. I'VE GOT THE DATES. 262 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,101 I BET IT'S ALL IN THE PAPER. 263 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,703 SURE IT IS. 264 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,038 YOU KNOW, I CAN SEE THAT MEDAL 265 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,875 HANGING ON YOU RIGHT NOW. 266 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:20,888 HOW'S IT GOING? 267 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,055 I DON'T KNOW, PAW. 268 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,291 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW? 269 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,793 WELL, I FOUND THE STORY 270 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,761 ABOUT THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY... 271 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,029 YEAH? 272 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,297 BUT IT'S DIFFERENT 273 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,165 FROM WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE TOLD ME. 274 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,767 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DIFFERENT? 275 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,769 LET ME SEE. WHERE IS IT? 276 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,305 RIGHT THERE. 277 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,976 OH. 278 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,377 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 279 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,379 YEAH. 280 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:50,383 I GUESS THIS IS THE TRUE STORY, HUH, PAW? 281 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,086 I'M AFRAID IT IS. 282 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:57,691 GRACIOUS ALIVE! 283 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,373 YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY FOUND AN ACCOUNT OF THE BATTLE? 284 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,243 YEP. IN AN OLD RALEIGH PAPER, MAY 18, 1762. 285 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,478 OPIE COPIED DOWN THE WHOLE THING. 286 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,413 WELL, THIS IS FASCINATING. 287 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,216 I WONDER HOW THEY CAME TO WRITE ABOUT IT? 288 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,786 WELL, IT SEEMS THAT THE REPORTER THAT WROTE THE PIECE 289 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,921 HAD HEARD ALL THE HEROIC STORIES OF THE BATTLE 290 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,758 AND HE DECIDED HE'D MAKE A TRIP FROM RALEIGH DOWN TO MAYBERRY 291 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,326 AND TALK TO SOME PEOPLE WHO HAD ACTUALLY BEEN IN THE BATTLE. 292 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,295 OH, YOU MEAN OUR ANCESTORS? 293 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,397 OUR ANCESTORS AND THE INDIANS. 294 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,901 WELL, GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD, ANDY. 295 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,035 BRACE YOURSELF. 296 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,204 HE HAS SOME STUFF AT THE BEGINNING. 297 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:48,008 THEN HE SAYS, "DEAR READERS, THERE WAS NO BATTLE OF MAYBERRY. 298 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,111 "THE ONLY CASUALTIES WERE ONE SCRAWNY COW 299 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,746 "THREE DEER AND ONE MULE 300 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,248 WHO HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO LOOK LIKE A DEER." 301 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,784 NO BATTLE? 302 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,752 HMM. 303 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,453 "THE WHOLE FRACAS BEGAN 304 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,156 WITH THE DEATH OF BESSIE LAWSON." 305 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,191 THERE. YOU SEE? 306 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,126 FLOYD'S GREAT-GRANDMOTHER. 307 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:11,031 BESSIE WAS THEIR MEAN OLD COW THAT AN INDIAN SHOT BY ACCIDENT. 308 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,102 "THE NEXT DAY THE MAYBERRYITES SENT 309 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,205 "THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN AWAY, AND 50 SETTLERS 310 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,074 "FOUND THEMSELVES FACING 50 CHEROKEE BRAVES 311 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,444 WHO HAD ABOUT AS MUCH DESIRE TO FIGHT AS THEY DID." 312 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,046 50 BRAVES? 313 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,147 THAT'S RIGHT. 314 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,349 "TAUNTS AND INSULTS FILLED THE AIR 315 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,218 BUT NO BULLETS OR ARROWS." 316 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,486 OH, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE THAT. 317 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,324 "THEN OUT FROM THE STOCKADES STEPPED LIEUTENANT EDWARDS." 318 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,961 LIEUTENANT EDWARDS, CLARA'S ANCESTOR, THE COLONEL. 319 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,430 "HE APPROACHED THE INDIANS IN A WAVERING COURSE 320 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,332 HOLDING A FEARSOME WEAPON IN HIS HAND." 321 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,533 THE SWORD. 322 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,837 "A JUG OF MAYBERRY'S FINEST CORN LIQUOR. 323 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,204 "ONE DRINK LED TO ANOTHER 324 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,506 "AND WHEN THEY WERE ALL HAPPY AND FRIENDLY 325 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,475 "THEY WENT INTO THE WOODS TOGETHER 326 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,345 "TO SHOOT SOME DEER TO PAY LAWSON FOR OLD BESSIE. 327 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,247 "THAT'S HOW THE MULE GOT KILLED. 328 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,550 THOSE WERE THE ONLY SHOTS FIRED IN THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY." 329 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,986 WELL, HOW DID ALL THESE STORIES GET STARTED? 330 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,420 THAT'S HERE, TOO. 331 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,091 "BOTH SIDES REALIZED THAT THE TRUE STORY OF THE BATTLE 332 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,361 "WOULD BE A SORRY TALE TO TELL THEIR WOMENFOLK. 333 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,831 "SO THE STORY OF THE BLOODY BATTLE OF MAYBERRY 334 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:21,534 WAS CONCEIVED AND BORN AFTER THE LAST SHOT HAD BEEN FIRED." 335 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,103 THERE YOU ARE. 336 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:28,408 OH, ANDY, THIS IS GOING TO UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE. 337 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,010 YOU BETTER KNOW IT. 338 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,079 OH, EVERYBODY'S TAKEN SUCH PRIDE 339 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,282 IN THE PART THEIR FAMILIES PLAYED IN THE BATTLE. 340 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,884 OH, YEAH. 341 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,853 THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH PRIDE IN 50 SETTLERS 342 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,923 AND 50 INDIANS SITTING AROUND GETTING GASSED. 343 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,893 ANDY, IF OPIE WINS THIS CONTEST 344 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,161 AND THAT IS PRINTED IN THE PAPER... 345 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:53,500 MM-MM-MM. 346 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,003 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF CHANCE HE'S GOT, HUH? 347 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,871 UH, SARAH? 348 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,073 WOULD YOU GET ME HELEN CRUMP? 349 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,242 WHAT? 350 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,045 NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 351 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,014 COLONEL, HUH? 352 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,450 OH, YES, I'LL TELL OPIE. YUP. 353 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,286 HI, HELEN. 354 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,421 AW, NOTHING. 355 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,424 I JUST THOUGHT I'D CALL. 356 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,227 HOW'S THE ESSAY CONTEST COMING? 357 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,329 OH, WELL, THEY WON'T BE HANDED IN TILL TOMORROW. 358 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,531 UH-HUH. 359 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,334 GEE, I WONDER WHO'LL WIN THAT THING? 360 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,304 HARD TO TELL, HUH? 361 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,974 MM. THERE'S SEVERAL STUDENTS IN THE CLASS 362 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,043 WHO DO WELL AT COMPOSITIONS AND ESSAYS. 363 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,477 YOU KNOW, OPIE'S PRETTY GOOD. 364 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,380 SAY OPIE'S GOOD AT ESSAYS, HUH? 365 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,085 A LOT'S GOING TO DEPEND ON THE AMOUNT OF RESEARCH THAT'S DONE. 366 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,920 THE STUDENT THAT COMES IN WITH THE FACTS -- 367 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,255 THAT'S GONNA COUNT FOR A BIG PART. 368 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,990 YEAH, YEAH. 369 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,926 THAT SHOULD BE A BIG PART OF IT, YEAH. 370 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,364 WELL, WHEN DO YOU FIGURE YOU'LL KNOW THE RESULTS? 371 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,499 UH-HUH. 372 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:03,570 WELL, I'LL-I'LL, UH, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU TOMORROW. 373 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,672 BYE. 374 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,009 HE COULD WIN. 375 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,277 OH, MY. 376 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,289 HI THERE, OPE. 377 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,224 HI, PAW. 378 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,660 WORKING ON THE OLD ESSAY, HUH? 379 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,096 YEAH. 380 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,463 YEAH. I FIGURED 381 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,200 THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD BE DOING. 382 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,702 YOU WANT TO READ IT? 383 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,005 WELL... 384 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,306 OKAY. 385 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,120 IT'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 386 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,456 WELL, IT... SHOWS A LOT OF RESEARCH. 387 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,191 THAT MEANS IT'S GOOD THEN, DOESN'T IT? 388 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,326 MMM. 389 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,527 SORT OF. 390 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,395 BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO. 391 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:07,134 WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SUCH A THING AS OVER-RESEARCHING. 392 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,102 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 393 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,638 WELL, LET ME SEE 394 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,706 IF I CAN EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU. 395 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,044 UM... 396 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,512 WELL, FACTS ARE ONE THING, RIGHT? 397 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,014 RIGHT. 398 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,515 RIGHT. 399 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:26,086 AND THEN THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT ARE NOT FACTS, RIGHT? 400 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,287 RIGHT. 401 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,489 RIGHT. 402 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,626 WELL, WHAT -- WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 403 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:38,465 IS THAT TOO MANY FACTS CAN MAKE AN ESSAY DULL. 404 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,733 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 405 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,104 NO, PAW, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE DULL. 406 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,507 UH-HUH. 407 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,313 HEY, I GOT A THOUGHT. 408 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,249 WHY DON'T I WORK WITH YOU ON THIS? 409 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,551 NO, PAW. IT'S GOT TO BE MY OWN WORK 410 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,387 AND I HAVE TO TURN IT IN TOMORROW. 411 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,755 WELL, I KNOW A LOT OF OTHER FATHERS 412 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,559 ARE GOING TO BE HELPING OUT THEIR KIDS, HUH? 413 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,695 WELL... 414 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,797 THEY SHOULDN'T, SHOULD THEY, PAW? 415 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,466 GOOD NIGHT. 416 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,509 HEY, ANDY. 417 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,244 I JUST SEEN HELEN CRUMP DOWN THE STREET. 418 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,678 I ASKED HER ABOUT THE CONTEST. 419 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,314 SHE SAID THAT SHE'S GOT THE PAPERS ALL MARKED. 420 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,781 SHE'S GONNA ANNOUNCE THE WINNER TOMORROW MORNING. 421 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,183 WHERE'D YOU SEE HER? 422 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,319 DOWN ON THE CORNER, ON MAPLE. 423 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,590 BUT YOU READ WHAT HE HAD IN THAT ESSAY. 424 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,826 HE DID A WONDERFUL JOB OF RESEARCH. 425 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,794 LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW FOLKS IN TOWN FEEL 426 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,296 ABOUT THAT BATTLE. 427 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,497 I KNOW, ANDY, 428 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,632 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO 429 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,534 BUT GIVE HIM THE PRIZE. 430 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,370 NO OTHER ESSAY WAS EVEN A CLOSE SECOND TO OPIE'S. 431 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,404 OH. 432 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,472 ANDY, I'M SORRY. 433 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,241 I'M ALREADY LATE FOR SCHOOL. 434 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,308 I'VE GOT TO RUN. 435 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,509 I'LL SEE YOU LATER? 436 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,378 WELL... 437 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:08,355 HEY, ANDY! 438 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,889 OH, HI, GUYS. 439 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,159 GOOBER SAYS THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE THE WINNER TOMORROW. 440 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,361 IT'S GONNA BE PUBLISHED IN THE AFTERNOON PAPER. 441 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,795 YEAH. 442 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,364 HEY, ANDY, YOU KNOW IF OPIE PUT IN THAT THING 443 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,865 ABOUT MY ANCESTOR HOLDING OFF THE SAVAGES 444 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,533 WITH ARROWS FLYING ALL AROUND? 445 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,901 OH, I TELL YOU, 446 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,436 THE MORE YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS BATTLE, 447 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,438 THE GREATER IT WAS. 448 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,207 BOY, WE REALLY GOT A HERITAGE, EH, ANDY? 449 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,409 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 450 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,144 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESS SO? 451 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,679 WELL, FLOYD, YOU KNOW, 452 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,614 WHEN YOU KEEP TELLING THINGS, 453 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,317 SOMETIMES THEY'LL GET A LITTLE EXAGGERATED. 454 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,319 EXAGGERATED? THIS IS ALL TRUE. 455 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,687 MY MAMA SAID SO. 456 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,689 WHAT I MEAN, GOOB, IS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 457 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,691 WHEN YOU CATCH A 2-POUND BASS, 458 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,394 IT'LL GAIN A GOOD 5 POUNDS IN THE TELLING. 459 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,162 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PROVED HISTORY. 460 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,398 THE KIND OF HISTORY THAT PUT MAYBERRY ON THE MAP. 461 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,533 LONG LIVE MAYBERRY! 462 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,668 LONG LIVE MAYBERRY! LONG LIVE MAYBERRY! 463 00:18:55,702 --> 00:19:00,273 HELEN, YOU CAN'T GIVE OPIE THAT PRIZE. 464 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,841 LOOK, ANDY, OPIE WROTE THE BEST ESSAY 465 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,543 AND WE PROMISED THAT THE BEST ESSAY 466 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,245 WOULD GET A PRIZE AND BE PUBLISHED. 467 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,280 NOW, WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO KEEP OUR WORD 468 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,715 EVEN IF IT IS A BLOW TO MAYBERRY. 469 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,383 YEAH, IT'LL BE A BLOW, ALL RIGHT. 470 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,352 IT'LL BE LIKE TELLING PEOPLE AT VALLEY FORGE 471 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,454 THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON GOT FROZEN SOMEPLACE ELSE. 472 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,523 I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THE PRIZE AWAY FROM OPIE. 473 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,358 AND THAT BRINGS UP ANOTHER LITTLE POINT. 474 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,660 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FOLKS AROUND HERE ARE GOING 475 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,795 TO FEEL ABOUT OPIE WHEN THEY READ ALL THIS? 476 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,364 AND ME? I'M HIS FATHER. 477 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,765 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE TOO HAPPY WITH ME EITHER. 478 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,899 I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU, ANDY, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. 479 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,501 IT'S GOING TO BE PUBLISHED TOMORROW. 480 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,937 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 481 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,605 YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT VERY EASY 482 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,508 FOR ME AND OPIE TO WALK DOWN MAIN STREET. 483 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,352 Opie: HEY, PAW! PAW! 484 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,419 I WON, PAW! I WON! 485 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,987 YEAH, I HEARD. CONGRATULATIONS. 486 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,557 MISS CRUMP ANNOUNCED IT THIS MORNING. 487 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,926 SHE SAID IT'S GOING TO BE IN THIS AFTERNOON'S PAPER. 488 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,595 YEAH. IT'S ALREADY OUT. 489 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,365 OHH... 490 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,868 YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. 491 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,436 NO BATTLE. 492 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,538 NO HEROES NEITHER. 493 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,974 NO ARROWS, NO COLONELS. 494 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:12,279 KIND OF GIVES YOU AN EMPTY FEELING. 495 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,319 HI, BOYS. 496 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,320 HI. 497 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,922 HEY. 498 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,666 GEE, PAW, THEY SURE ACTED FUNNY. 499 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,834 YEAH. 500 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,604 AWFUL. JUST AWFUL. 501 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,772 HI, MS. EDWARDS, MR. STRONGBOW. 502 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,475 HELLO. 503 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,053 WELL... IT'S BEEN A WEEK. 504 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,657 LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'D BE OVER IT BY NOW. 505 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,859 WELL, IT WAS A GREAT SHOCK, ANDY, 506 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,994 AND PEOPLE ARE TAKING IT VERY HARD. 507 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,430 HMM. 508 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,398 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN IT. 509 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,334 WELL... 510 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,702 EVEN THE KIDS ARE KIND OF UPSET WITH ME. 511 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,705 MOST OF THEM HAD COLONELS IN THEIR FAMILIES, TOO. 512 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,508 OH. 513 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,276 I'LL GET IT. 514 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,581 HELLO? 515 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,551 YES, HE IS. 516 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,653 I WONDER... 517 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,656 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL HIM. 518 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,058 THEY WANT US DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE RIGHT AWAY -- 519 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,693 SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE ESSAY. 520 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,562 OHH... 521 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,498 WELL, I GUESS IT'LL COME TO A HEAD NOW. 522 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,966 COME ON, OPIE. 523 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:45,905 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 524 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,640 ANDY, I THOUGHT I'D BE A GOOD IDEA 525 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,876 IF WE ALL LISTENED TO THE BROADCAST TOGETHER. 526 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,378 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 527 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,446 THE RADIO BROADCAST FROM THE GOVERNOR. 528 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,614 WHAT? 529 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,982 IT'S HIS WEEKLY RADIO CHAT 530 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,917 AND I GOT THIS WIRE SAYING THERE'S GOING TO BE 531 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,553 SOMETHING ON IT WE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN HEARING. 532 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,854 OH, FOR HEAVEN SAKE'S. 533 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,590 HEY, EVERYBODY, I GOT IT. 534 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,626 Governor: ...we look forward to progress in that area. 535 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,095 And now I have a special message to the people 536 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,399 of one of our towns in the northern part of our state. 537 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,900 Not one of our biggest towns 538 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,436 but certainly one which we cherish dearly -- 539 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,004 the town of Mayberry. 540 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,139 To the people of Mayberry -- 541 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,142 I have read with deep interest the article in your newspaper 542 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,712 entitled "The True Story of the Battle of Mayberry." 543 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,647 I wish to commend 544 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,981 the student who wrote it 545 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,851 and congratulate the entire Mayberry community. 546 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:35,588 The frankness of the article and the honesty of its publication 547 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,657 can serve as an inspiration 548 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,626 to all the people of the state. 549 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,694 Too often we are hindered by old myths 550 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,564 and legends that have no real meaning today. 551 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,998 There's a lesson to be learned 552 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,100 from the true story of the Battle of Mayberry 553 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:52,038 and that is that things can very often be settled peacefully. 554 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,808 You all have every right to be proud of your town 555 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,710 and its wise founders. 556 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:58,978 Good day. 557 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,718 IT'S WHAT WE'VE ALL KNOWN FOR SOME TIME. 558 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,555 MAYBERRY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN HONEST 559 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:09,989 AND PEACEFUL TOWN 560 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,792 AND WE ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PROUD. 561 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,995 AND DO YOU KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS? 562 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,063 OPIE TAYLOR. 563 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,165 THREE CHEERS FOR OPIE! 564 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,768 CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS! 565 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,002 WELL, OPE, LOOKS LIKE 566 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,204 IT'S SAFE TO WEAR THAT MEDAL NOW, HUH? 567 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,639 YEAH. 568 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,950 ANDY, WHEN'S OPIE GONNA STOP WEARING THAT MEDAL HE WON? 569 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,652 HE'S ABOUT USED IT ALL UP. 570 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,488 HE'S PRETTY PROUD OF IT, GOOB. 571 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,590 AND THAT BOY HAS A RIGHT TO BE, TOO. 572 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,725 WELL, WE ALL GOT A LOT OF PLEASURE 573 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,594 OUT OF THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY WHILE IT LASTED. 574 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,996 WELL, GOOB, THERE'S NO REASON 575 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,665 WHY WE STILL SHOULDN'T HAVE PLEASURE OUT OF IT. 576 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,967 I MYSELF HERE -- I'VE GOT A LITTLE MEMENTO 577 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,637 THAT'S BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH THE GENERATIONS 578 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,805 IN THE TAYLOR FAMILY. 579 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,239 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? 580 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,875 WELL, NOW, DON'T WEAR IT OUT BY LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD, 581 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,077 BUT, GENTLEMEN, THAT IS THE CORK 582 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,113 THAT MY ANCESTOR, COLONEL TAYLOR, 583 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,749 PULLED FROM THE FIRST JUG OF WHITE LIGHTNING 584 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,951 THAT STARTED THE PEACEFUL NEGOTIATIONS 585 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,553 OF THE BATTLE OF MAYBERRY. 586 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:14,587 NO KIDDING? 587 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,255 LET ME SEE THAT. 588 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,226 SAY, YOU WOULDN'T TAKE AN ARROWHEAD IN EXCHANGE FOR THAT? 589 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,695 OH, NO, NO, NO. 590 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:25,131 AFTER ME, THIS PASSES DOWN TO OPIE. 41541

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