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HOWDY, PAW!

HI.

HOWDY!

HI.

AAH!

HE GOT ME TWICE WITH THAT GADGET.

I'M GOING TO GET A LOT MORE THIS SATURDAY.

OH, HE'S BEEN EXCITED LIKE THAT ALL AFTERNOON.

UH, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN, IS IT?

NO. SATURDAY, WE'RE HAVING OUR SCHOOL PARTY.

OH.

OPIE, WILL YOU GET BACK TO YOUR HOMEWORK?

YES, AUNT BEE.

HERE'S YOUR PAPER, PAW.

THANKS.

WHAT'S FUNNY?

NOTHING.

SOMETHING MUST BE FUNNY TO BE GIGGLING LIKE THAT.

I'LL TELL LATER.

AAH!

THAT'S WHAT JOHNNY PAUL DID TO MISS CRUMP

AT LAST YEAR'S PARTY.

MAYBE MISS CRUMP CAN STAND IT, BUT I CAN'T.

NOW, I WANT TO READ.

ANY MORE BOOBY TRAPS IN HERE?

NO. I'M SAVING THE REST FOR THIS SATURDAY.

WELL, OPE, I WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN,

BUT DON'T OVERDO IT.

WE'RE JUST FOOLIN' AROUND.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE GIRLS AT THAT PARTY.

WHAT'LL THEY THINK OF THAT?

WE DON'T HANG AROUND WITH GIRLS AT SCHOOL PARTIES. OH.

WHILE YOU FELLAS ARE SHAKING HANDS WITH BUZZERS

AND HAVING STUFF JUMP OUT OF PAPERS,

WHAT ARE THE GIRLS DOING?

JUST ACTING SILLY.

SOUNDS LIKE A HIGH-CLASS AFFAIR.

Boy: HEY, OPE!

YEAH?

CAN YOU COME OUT AND PLAY?

JUST A MINUTE!

CAN I, PAW? I DON'T HAVE MUCH HOMEWORK.

FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

GEE, THANKS.

OKAY!

HE HASN'T EVEN STARTED HIS HOMEWORK YET.

OH, HE'S GOT HIS MIND ON THE SCHOOL PARTY.

HE'S NOT THINKING ABOUT HOMEWORK.

HEY, JOHNNY PAUL!

I GOT MY PAW WITH THE BUZZER

AND THE PAPER SNAKE!

I GOT MY SISTER WITH THE RUBBER SPIDER.

BOY, DID SHE SCREAM!

BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

I BET THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PARTY WE EVER HAD.

MAYBE, BUT I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE

TO FOOL AROUND MUCH.

WHY NOT?

DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT NOTICE MISS CRUMP PUT ON

THE BULLETIN BOARD

JUST BEFORE THE BELL RANG?

NO, I WAS DOWNSTAIRS.

I WAS MONITORING THE WASHROOM.

WELL, THE PARTY'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT'S GOING TO BE A DANCE.

A DANCE?

YEAH, A DANCE.

WITH REGULAR DANCING?

YEAH, REGULAR DANCING.

WITH GIRLS?

SURE, WITH GIRLS.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT!

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE VERY WELL,

DO YOU, OPE?

SO WHAT?

WELL, I HEARD, AT THE CHURCH SOCIAL

YOU DANCED WITH SHARON PORTER AND YOU STOMPED ALL OVER HER.

I GOT TO GO IN NOW.

BUT WE JUST STARTED.

A BOY OPIE'S AGE HAS GOT A LOT OF ENERGY

AND HE'S GOT TO BURN IT UP.

IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T LIKE TO SEE HIM

GET SO EXCITED ABOUT THESE PARTIES.

HE HASN'T GOT HIS MIND ON ANYTHING ELSE.

WELL, I'LL SPEAK TO HIM ABOUT IT.

HEY, OPE.

YEAH, PAW?

LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO STOP

GETTING SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS PARTY.

OKAY, PAW.

JUST CALM DOWN A LITTLE.

OKAY, PAW.

CALMS DOWN FAST, DOESN'T HE?

Man: CALLED STRIKE ONE.

2-1 TO JACOBS.

BIDDLE SHAKES OFF THE FIRST SIGNAL...

COOKIES, TABLECLOTHS, NAPKINS, PUNCH...

AND DECORATIONS.

CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE?

CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE?

NO.

UH...

I THINK WE'RE GOING TO NEED A MALE CHAPERON.

AW, COME ON!

THANK YOU.

NO, NO... NO.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST BE THERE.

I KNOW. OPIE TOLD ME--

JUST TO BE SURE THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH FOOLING AROUND.

THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY OF THAT THIS YEAR.

IT'S GONNA BE A DANCE. DIDN'T OPIE TELL YOU?

NO, HE DIDN'T MENTION THAT PART.

DANCE, HUH? MM.

IT'S TIME THESE 12-YEAR-OLDS

STARTED ACTING MORE GROWN-UP.

WELL, I'M FOR THAT.

I GUESS IT'S TIME THEY STARTED LEARNING

A FEW SOCIAL GRACES, TOO,

SO THEY'LL BE COMFORTABLE AT PARTIES LATER ON.

YEAH, WELL, I GUESS DANCING'S PART OF THAT.

I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

SO I'M THE, UH, I'M THE MALE CHAPERON?

YES. THANK YOU.

YEAH, WELL.

MORNIN', PAW. AUNT BEE.

OH, HI, SPORT. DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST ALREADY?

YEAH.

I'M TIGHTENING A BUTTON ON YOUR SUIT, OPIE,

SO IT'LL BE ALL READY FOR THE PARTY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO, AUNT BEE.

YOU DON'T WANT A DANGLING BUTTON.

I'M NOT GOING TO THE PARTY.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE PARTY?

I GOT A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO ON SATURDAY.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE CLEANING UP MY ROOM.

YOU'VE BEEN WANTING ME TO DO THAT FOR A LONG TIME.

OH, BUT, OPIE.

PUTTING MY THINGS AWAY AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON ALL OF A SUDDEN?

WELL, IT'S LIKE YOU ALWAYS TELL ME, PAW --

WE EACH HAVE TO DO OUR SHARE.

WELL, YEAH, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS SATURDAY?

AND EVEN AT THAT, YOU COULD DO IT IN THE MORNING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA DO IT.

AND THEN I'M GONNA STUDY ALL AFTERNOON.

IT'S BEGINNING TO SOUND LIKE

YOU'RE NOT TOO ANXIOUS TO GO TO YOUR PARTY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

AW, THAT'S KIDS' STUFF.

WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE AGED SINCE YESTERDAY.

I GOT TO GO NOW.

HEY, OPE?

YEAH, PAW?

COULD ALL THIS BE DUE TO THE FACT

THAT THE PARTY'S GOING TO BE A DANCE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

A DANCE! WHAT A LOVELY IDEA!

HAS IT, OPE?

I DON'T LIKE TO DANCE.

OH, OPIE, YOU SHOULD GO.

IT WOULD BE NICE DANCING WITH ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRLS.

I DON'T WANT TO GO!

I DON'T HAVE TO, DO I, PAW?

WELL, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO,

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'D ENJOY YOURSELF.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO OVER THERE

AND DANCE WITH ALL THOSE GIRLS.

WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, I WON'T FORCE YOU.

GEE, THANKS, PAW.

GOOD-BYE, OPIE.

BYE, AUNT BEE. BYE, PAW.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FORCED HIM, ANDY.

OHH, HE DOESN'T DANCE VERY WELL AND IT MAKES HIM NERVOUS.

WHAT DIFFERENCE CAN IT MAKE?

WELL, MAYBE A LOT.

IT WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR HIM.

A BOY SHOULD LEARN TO DANCE.

OTHERWISE, HE'LL GROW UP TO BE A --

A WHAT?

WELL, A WALLFLOWER.

WELL, THAT'S SILLY.

NO, IT IS NOT SILLY.

I KNEW A BOY ONCE WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE

AND WAS UNCOMFORTABLE AT PARTIES AND SHY.

TOOK HIM QUITE A WHILE TO COME OUT OF IT.

WHO'S THAT?

WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HIM.

I'LL BE AT THE OFFICE.

THERE YOU ARE, SON.

YOU DIDN'T CUT IT TOO SHORT IN THE BACK, DID YOU?

I NEVER CUT IT TOO SHORT.

I'M GOING TO A DANCE ON SATURDAY

AND MY MOTHER DOESN'T WANT IT TOO SHORT.

IS THAT TOO SHORT, GOOBER?

NO, IT LOOKS JUST RIGHT TO ME, BRUCE.

MY MOTHER SAID YOU CUT IT TOO SHORT LAST TIME.

LOOK, SON, YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT...

NO, DON'T TELL HER THAT.

LOOKS REAL GOOD, BRUCE.

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A REGULAR SHEIK.

YOU CAN RUN ALONG HOME NOW, BRUCE.

RUN ALONG HOME.

MY MOTHER SAYS SHE'LL PAY YOU SOMETIME

WHEN SHE'S PASSING BY.

AHEM...

SEE YOU, BRUCE.

NOTHING BUT COMPLAINTS,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID FOR IT.

OH, I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS DANCE IS OVER.

NINE HAIRCUTS SO FAR.

THIS ONE WANTS IT TOO SHORT; THIS ONE, TOO LONG.

OH, I TELL YOU, IT JUST DRIVES YOU CRAZY.

HI, BOYS.

OH, HI, ANDY.

HEY, ANDY.

OPIE COME IN FOR HIS HAIRCUT YET?

WHY?

'CAUSE OF THE DANCE.

FLOYD'S ALREADY GIVE NINE HAIRCUTS.

THEY'RE ALL GETTING SPIFFED UP FOR IT.

YEAH.

WELL, OPE'S NOT GOING TO GO.

HE'S NOT GOING?

WELL, HOW COME?

MM, I GUESS HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

OH, A HAIRCUT, ANDY?

NO, THANKS. I JUST CAME OVER TO VISIT.

ANDY?

MM

I UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE FIRST DANCE

HIS CLASS IS HAVING.

SEEMS LIKE HE'D WANT TO BE THERE.

WELL...

I GUESS OPIE ISN'T

THE GREATEST DANCER IN THE WORLD

AND HE FEELS A LITTLE BIT... EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE.

YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU

AND YOU USED TO GET THE SAME WAY.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, YOU WERE AFRAID TO DANCE, TOO

WHEN YOU WERE OPIE'S AGE.

KIND OF SHY...

OH, COME ON...

MUST BE INHERITED.

THOSE GENES THEY TALK ABOUT--

ALL IN THE GENES.

YOU KNOW, BALDNESS, FEAR OF DANCING, WARTS...

YOU MEAN ANDY'S AFRAID TO DANCE, FLOYD?

NO!

OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY!

I'M A LOT OLDER THAN YOU ARE.

I REMEMBER THAT FIRST DANCE THEY HAD

OVER AT THE SCHOOL.

YOU HID IN THE BARN.

HID IN THE BARN?!

THAT'S FUNNY!

I DID NOT!

OH, WHEN YOU WERE OPIE'S AGE,

YOU WERE A REAL STICK-IN-THE-MUD.

IN THE BARN.

THAT'S FUNNY!

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

I USED TO BE SCARED TO DANCE.

YOU WERE?

YEAH, BUT I'M NOT ANYMORE.

SINCE THESE NEW DANCES COME IN

EVEN IF YOU KICK YOUR PARTNER

IT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE.

JUST LIKE IT'S PART OF THE DANCE.

OOH, THAT'S GOOD!

OH, I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THIS.

LET'S GO TO MY PLACE AND PLAY FOOTBALL.

OKAY.

WE CAN USE MY BALL.

ALL RIGHT.

HI.

HI, SHARON. HI.

YOU WANT TO HELP ME PICK OUT RECORDS AT THE STORE?

NO THANKS, SHARON.

SOME OF THE KIDS ARE COMING OVER TO MY PLACE.

WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE FOR THE DANCE TOMORROW.

DO YOU WANT TO COME? WELL, UH...

IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SUCH A HOT IDEA TO ME.

MY MOM'S MAKING SANDWICHES AND COOKIES AND STUFF.

HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT!

BOY, JOHNNY PAUL,

EVERYTHING SOUNDS GREAT TO YOU.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

GO AHEAD AND DANCE YOUR HEAD OFF

FOR ALL I CARE!

OH, HE'S JUST SORE 'CAUSE HE CAN'T DANCE.

COME ON, SHARON.

I'LL GO WITH YOU.

HI, THERE, OPE.

HI, PAW.

LOOKING AT A LITTLE, UH, TV, HUH?

YEAH.

DO YOU MIND IF I KINDA TURN IT OFF

FOR... FOR A MINUTE?

WELL, OKAY.

UM...

UM...

SIT DOWN, OPE.

I AM SITTIN', PAW.

OH. OH, WELL, UH...

HEY, UH, ISN'T, UH...

ISN'T TODAY FRIDAY?

YEAH.

AND ISN'T YOUR SCHOOL PARTY TOMORROW?

I AIN'T GOIN', PAW! NOW, TAKE IT EASY.

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FORCE ME TO GO TO THAT DANCE.

I DON'T INTEND TO.

I DON'T INTEND TO.

THE LAST THING THAT I'D WANT TO DO

IS FORCE YOU TO DO SOMETHING

THAT I SAID I WOULDN'T FORCE YOU TO DO.

ALTHOUGH, I REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU WENT.

DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE FORCING ME?

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

IT'S JUST THAT I'M ASKING YOU TO...

T-TO CONSIDER IT.

OKAY.

YOU'LL GO?

NO. I'LL CONSIDER IT, LIKE YOU SAID.

WELL?

I AIN'T GOING.

THAT WAS FAST.

BUT YOU SAID...

LET... LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY.

T-THE SIGN

THAT A FELLA IS... IS GROWING UP

IS WHEN HE CAN CHANGE HIS MIND

AND DO SOMETHING

THAT HE THOUGHT HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO

BUT HE KNOWS HE REALLY SHOULD DO.

DO YOU FOLLOW ME?

YEAH.

YOU'RE FORCING ME TO GO.

NO, I'M NOT.

THEN IF IT ISN'T FORCING, PAW, WHAT IS IT?

WELL, UH...

IT, UH...

WELL, I KNOW THAT... THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE GLAD

THAT I, UH... SUGGESTED THAT YOU GO.

WHAT IF I STILL DON'T WANT TO?

WELL, HOW IT WOULD BE IN A CASE LIKE THAT

IS I'D HAVE TO... SUGGEST A LITTLE HARDER.

BUT...

I WANT YOU TO GO.

WHY, PAW?

BECAUSE I JUST...

WANT YOU TO... GO.

YES, SIR.

OPE...

EVERY TIME A FELLA FACES, UH, A HURDLE

AND HE'S AFRAID TO JUMP IT,

BUT HE GOES AHEAD AND HE JUMPS IT ANYWAY,

HE FINDS OUT IT WASN'T MUCH OF A JUMP AFTER ALL.

I JUST DON'T LIKE DANCING, PAW.

WELL, YOU WON'T KNOW TILL YOU TRY.

I TRIED ONCE...

AND I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.

I JUST HAD A THOUGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL BET YOU THAT AUNT BEE MIGHT JUST BE WILLING

TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DANCE.

AUNT BEE?

I'LL BE BACK IN HALF AN HOUR WITH SOME DANCE RECORDS.

SHE SURE GOT READY IN A HURRY.

OPIE... I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND...

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN FORCING AND SUGGESTING

BECAUSE... THERE'S JUST A BIG DIFFERENCE, AND...

SOMEDAY, WHEN YOU GROW UP

AND HAVE CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN,

I'D LIKE TO BE AROUND

WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR BOY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS

WHEN IT WAS CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD?

CREDIT? HA!

YOU TELL 'EM, FLOYD.

AM I INTERRUPTING ANYTHING?

HEY, AUNT BEE.

FLOYD WAS EXPLAINING TO ME ABOUT CREDIT.

FLOYD, YOU LISTEN TO RADIO MUSIC A LOT, DON'T YOU?

OH, MY, YES.

SOOTHING, REAL SOOTHING.

WELL, I HAVE TO BUY A DANCE RECORD.

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY NEW DANCE NUMBERS LATELY?

SOMETHING FOR A FRIGHTENED LITTLE BOY?

OPIE? MM-HMM.

WELL, LET ME SEE.

YOU SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING, GOOBER.

WELL, THEY'RE PLAYING A LOT OF COUNTRY MUSIC.

"ROSES OF PICARDY."

OH, FLOYD, EVEN I REMEMBER THAT.

LET'S SEE, WHAT ARE SOME OF THEM SONGS

THEY PLAY OUT AT THE ROADHOUSE.

IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING SIMPLE AND SLOW.

KINDA LIKE A HYMN.

NO. HE'S LEARNING TO DANCE.

"YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS."

NO GOOD, HUH?

AUNT BEE, I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER ANY OF THE NAMES

OF ANY OF THEM SONGS I'VE BEEN DANCIN' TO.

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE RECORD STORE.

ARNOLD PRUITT WOULD HELP YOU OUT.

YES, I WAS ON MY WAY.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME IDEAS.

THANK YOU BOTH, ANYWAY.

THAT'S OKAY.

"FOOL'S BUTTERFLY"! "FOOL'S BUTTERFLY"!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

YOU'RE DOING FINE, OPE. ONE, TWO...

KIDS DON'T DANCE LIKE THIS, PAW.

WELL, YOU'RE JUST GETTING WARMED UP.

KEEP COUNTING, OPIE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

THAT'S IT.

ONE, TWO...

WELL, YOU'RE GETTING THAT COUNTING PART DOWN.

THREE, FOUR.

ISN'T HE DOING WONDERFULLY?

HE SURE IS. YOU'RE GONNA BE A FINE DANCER.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU'LL BE

THE BEST DANCER ON THE FLOOR.

HEY, OPE?

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. COME ON.

Opie: COMIN', PAW.

WELL, THERE'S THE DANCING BOY NOW.

NOW, DOESN'T HE LOOK HANDSOME?

HE'S GONNA BE THE BEST-LOOKING BOY IN THE PLACE.

NOW, REMEMBER, OPIE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

WE'LL SEE YOU. WE'LL BE LATE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. HAVE A GOOD TIME, OPIE.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS

BY YOURSELF FOR A FEW MINUTES?

OH, CERTAINLY.

MOST OF THE KIDS ARE DANCING.

THEY WON'T WANT COOKIES UNTIL...

ANDY, DON'T PRESSURE HIM.

JUST, UH, USE A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGY.

I'VE USED ALL THE PSYCHOLOGY I KNOW.

YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?

WELL, HE'S AWFUL SWEET ON SHARON PORTER.

YOU MIGHT HINT THAT SHE WANTS TO DANCE WITH HIM.

I DON'T CARE IF HE DANCES WITH JOHNNY PAUL.

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT HE TRY.

EXCUSE ME.

WELL, OPE, HOW'S SHE GOING?

OKAY.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT

TO GET OUT THERE AND TRY?

MAYBE LATER, PAW.

THAT DON'T SEEM TOO HARD, OPE.

YOU GOT THE SAME EQUIPMENT THEY HAVE.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TURN IT ON.

I KNOW.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

THEY'RE JUST WIGGLING AROUND AND SHAKING AROUND

AND ACTING NERVOUS

LIKE THEY'RE WALKING ON HOT COALS.

YOU CAN DO THAT.

MAYBE LATER.

PARDON ME.

MAY I HAVE THE HONOR OF THIS DANCE?

WELL, YOU SEE?

THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE PLACE

IS ASKING YOU TO DANCE.

NO, I MEANT YOU.

YOU CAN'T TURN DOWN YOUR OWN TEACHER.

ME?

YES.

OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

I CAN'T DO THIS KIND OF DANCING.

IF OPIE SEES YOU DANCING, MAYBE HE'LL GET UP.

HE'LL WALK RIGHT OUT OF THE ROOM.

CHILDREN CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO OVERCOME OBSTACLES

THEIR PARENTS WON'T TACKLE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO.

WE'LL GO OVER HERE AND HAVE A COOKIE.

All: COME ON!

UH, LISTEN, THIS... NAH, THIS IS YOUR DANCE.

THIS IS YOUR DANCE

AND MISS CRUMP AND I DON'T EXPECT TO...

WE'LL GO, WELL...

YOU KIDS SURE ARE LETTING

A LOT OF FINE MUSIC GO TO WASTE.

YOU WANT TO DANCE, SHARON?

SURE, OPIE.

OW! OW!

EXCUSE ME.

HI, PAW.

HI, OPE.

OH, Shh.

AHH.

OH, WELL! HOW DID IT GO?

WELL, YOU SURE DID TEACH THIS BOY HOW TO DANCE.

OPIE, YOU DANCED?

FIVE DANCES. WITH SHARON PORTER.

OH, PAW.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT MY FEET ARE KILLIN' ME.

ANDY, YOU DANCED?

WELL... IF IT WASN'T FOR PAW, I NEVER WOULD HAVE DANCED.

I-I DIDN'T -- YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM.

PAW PRETENDED THAT HE COULDN'T DANCE,

AND HE GOT ALL THE KIDS TO LAUGHING,

SO PRETTY SOON I GOT UP

AND PRETENDED I WAS FOOLIN' AROUND, TOO.

BUT THEN I GOT THE REAL HANG OF IT

AND STARTED TO REALLY DANCE.

WELL, WASN'T THAT SMART OF YOUR FATHER!

YEAH. GEE, PAW, I SURE WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU DANCE

WHEN YOU'RE NOT PRETENDING YOU DON'T KNOW HOW.

YEAH. WELL...

SOMETIME.