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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,570 UH, AUNT BEE? 2 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:37,838 OH, ANDY? 3 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,540 LISTEN, I'M GONE. ANDY, I WONDER, 4 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,642 WOULD YOU DROP ME OFF AT CLARA'S ON YOUR WAY? 5 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,112 WELL, GEE, I HAVE TO GO IN THE WHOLE OTHER DIRECTION. 6 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,613 I'M GOING TO MOUNT PILOT FOR A MEETING, 7 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,315 AND I'M LATE AS IT IS. 8 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,450 IT'S JUST THAT I PROMISED TO PIN UP A HEM FOR HER. 9 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,285 WELL, WAS THE HEM VERY IMPORTANT? 10 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,587 WELL, IT'S A PRINT SHE WANTS TO WEAR TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY, 11 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:56,290 AND SINCE SHE'S LOST WEIGHT, IT'S 8 INCHES BELOW HER KNEES. 12 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,725 I'M JUST IN SUCH A HURRY. 13 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,827 ALL RIGHT, GO ALONG. I'LL WORK IT OUT SOMEHOW. 14 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,363 YOU'RE SURE? OH, YES. IF WORSE COMES TO WORST, 15 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,165 SHE CAN ALWAYS WEAR A TWO-PIECE KNIT 16 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,367 THAT WAS TOO SHORT FOR HER BEFORE SHE LOST WEIGHT. 17 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,402 OH, WELL, THERE'S NO REAL PROBLEM, THEN. 18 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,771 NO, I GUESS NOT. RUN ALONG, RUN ALONG. 19 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,240 I CAN TAKE YOU TOMORROW. 20 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,142 NO, NO, DON'T GIVE IT A THOUGHT. 21 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,443 I'LL WORK IT OUT SOMEHOW. 22 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,810 GO ALONG, GO ON. 23 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,613 I'LL WORK IT OUT. 24 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,283 I ALWAYS DO. 25 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,295 AUNT BEE. 26 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,497 OH, HELLO, GOOBER. 27 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,132 OH... 28 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,467 SHE'S A BEAUTY, AIN'T SHE? 29 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,468 YES. 30 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,635 IS IT YOURS? 31 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,770 YEAH. 32 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,139 I BOUGHT IT AND FIXED IT UP TO SELL. 33 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,240 OH... 34 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,609 ANYBODY YOU KNOW LOOKIN' FOR A CAR? 35 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,678 WELL... POSSIBLY. 36 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,713 THIS ONE'S A CRACKERJACK. 37 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,515 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A FINE CAR. 38 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,550 IF ANYBODY YOU KNOW IS LOOKIN' FOR A CAR, 39 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,419 THIS WOULD BE THE VERY ONE FOR 'EM. 40 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,754 WELL, I... WELL, I DO KNOW A WOMAN 41 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,856 WHO HAS TO DEPEND ON HER NEPHEW 42 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,658 TO TAKE HER EVERYWHERE. 43 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,328 IT'D BE AWFULLY NICE IF SHE HAD A CAR OF HER OWN. 44 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,529 WELL, YOU COULD TELL HER 45 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,331 THIS WOULD FLAT DO THE JOB FOR HER 46 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,832 AND IT'S IN TOPNOTCH CONDITION. 47 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,634 OH. WELL, ARE THE SEATS SOFT? 48 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,802 REAL SOFT. 49 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,505 THIS CAR USED TO BELONG TO JED KOONTZ. 50 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,307 HE WEIGHED OVER 290 POUNDS, 51 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,210 AND ONE THING FOR SURE, THEM SEATS ARE BROKE IN. 52 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,745 WELL, UM, DOES IT HAVE A NICE MOTOR? 53 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,548 PURRS LIKE A KITTEN. 54 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,188 OH... 55 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,456 I PUT IN NEW SPARK PLUGS, 56 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,458 NEW RINGS, AND NEW DISTRIBUTOR POINTS. 57 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,926 OH? HOW ABOUT THE CRANKCASES? 58 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,695 WELL, THERE'S JUST ONE CRANKCASE. 59 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,364 JUST ONE? 60 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,266 WELL... 61 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,668 I SUPPOSE, THIS "WOMAN" WOULD WANT TO KNOW 62 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,570 HOW MANY MILES IT'S BEEN DRIVEN. 63 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,305 OH, NO. WHAT THE PREVIOUS OWNER DID 64 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,506 IS NONE OF HER BUSINESS. 65 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,375 YOU THINK SHE'D BE INTERESTED 66 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,809 IN BUYIN' IT, THEN? 67 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,345 SHE JUST MIGHT. 68 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,815 IT'S JUST $295. 69 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,517 OH? 70 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,753 AUNT BEE, IF YOU WANT TO BUY A CAR, 71 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,821 I'D BE GLAD TO SELL IT TO YOU. 72 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,623 OH, GOOBER. 73 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,493 WELL, GOOBER, IT'S JUST THAT EVERY TIME I WANT 74 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,562 TO GO ANYWHERE, I HAVE TO ASK ANDY. 75 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,997 IT'D BE SO MUCH NICER IF I HAD MY OWN CAR. 76 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,268 WELL, WHAT DOES ANDY THINK ABOUT YOU HAVING A CAR? 77 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:24,605 OH, WELL... I HAVEN'T MENTIONED IT TO HIM YET. 78 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,706 AUNT BEE? 79 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:26,874 HMM? 80 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,976 WHY DON'T I BRING IT OVER AFTER SUPPER, 81 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,611 AND WE'LL SHOW IT TO HIM? 82 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,912 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 83 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,448 BUT, GOOBER, I THINK I'D BETTER BREAK THE NEWS 84 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,384 TO HIM FIRST BEFORE YOU GET THERE. 85 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,518 OKAY. 86 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,353 OKAY? 87 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,556 JUST CHECKING. 88 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,534 AUNT BEE, IT'S SO EXCITING. 89 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,735 MMM, ISN'T IT? 90 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,771 OH, I JUST HOPE ANDY UNDERSTANDS. 91 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:00,007 OH, I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY HE SHOULDN'T. 92 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,842 JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND TELL HIM. 93 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:02,843 REALLY? 94 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:03,844 MM-HMM. 95 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,414 ALL RIGHT, HERE GOES. 96 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,489 THERE WE ARE. 97 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,757 MY GOODNESS. PORK CHOPS! 98 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,992 WELL, THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK. 99 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,828 WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS? 100 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,996 WELL, I KNOW HOW FOND YOU ARE OF THEM. 101 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,333 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE ONE HERE. 102 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,400 HERE, PA. 103 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,601 HERE WE GO. 104 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,869 LOOK AT THAT. 105 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,739 WELL, I GUESS, EVERYBODY, JUST DIG RIGHT IN. 106 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,442 MMM... 107 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,810 Opie: BOY. 108 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,613 ANDY? 109 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,814 HMM? 110 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,416 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 111 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,984 REMEMBER WHEN I BOTHERED YOU 112 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,953 ABOUT DROPPING ME OFF AT CLARA'S? 113 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,456 NO BOTHER. IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 114 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,023 OH, NO. I WAS BEING A PEST. 115 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,026 YOU KNOW, I'M FOREVER ASKING HIM TO TAKE ME PLACES. 116 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,496 IT'S NOT FAIR TO ANNOY HIM LIKE THAT. 117 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,797 OH, I AGREE. 118 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,699 THAT CAN BE VERY ANNOYING. 119 00:04:58,732 --> 00:04:59,933 SHE ISN'T ANNOYING ME. 120 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,335 OH, YES, I AM. 121 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,537 I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL I'M A BURDEN. 122 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,872 NO, YOU'RE NOT A BURDEN. 123 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,039 SHE IS, TOO, A BURDEN. 124 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,543 I MEAN, IF AUNT BEE SAYS SHE'S A BURDEN, 125 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,712 SHE OUGHT TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. 126 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,914 I DO, AND IT'S TIME 127 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,549 I STOP BEING SO DEPENDENT ON YOU 128 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,485 AND BECAME MUCH MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT 129 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,052 AND THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED... 130 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,955 HE'S EARLY. 131 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,625 WHO'S EARLY? 132 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,726 I DON'T KNOW. 133 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,628 GO AHEAD, ANDY, SIT, SIT. 134 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,662 I'LL GET IT. 135 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:29,763 NO. I'LL GET IT. 136 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:34,768 HEY, ANDY. 137 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,136 HEY, GOOBER. 138 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,706 WELL, HOW'D YOU LIKE THE BIG SURPRISE? 139 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,140 WHAT SURPRISE WAS THAT? 140 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,975 AUNT BEE'S GOING TO BE A FINE DRIVER, 141 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,944 AND SHE'S REALLY GOING TO LIKE THE CAR. 142 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:44,978 WHAT CAR? 143 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,580 WELL, THERE SHE IS. 144 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,753 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 145 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,722 THAT'S THE CAR I'VE BEEN FIXIN' UP. 146 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,023 WHAT'S GOING ON? 147 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,458 WELL, ANDY, THAT'S WHAT 148 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,959 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. 149 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,060 I WANT TO BUY A CAR. 150 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,662 YOU WANT TO BUY A CAR?! 151 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,464 SO I WON'T BOTHER YOU. 152 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,566 I THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 153 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,701 YOU CAN'T DRIVE A CAR. 154 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,969 WHY NOT? I CAN AFFORD ONE 155 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,505 AND I CAN LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 156 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,506 NO, NO. 157 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,507 NO, NO, NO. 158 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,542 ANDY... 159 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,809 NO, NO, NO, NO! 160 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,878 NOW, I'LL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO-- 161 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,413 TAKE YOU UPTOWN, TO CHURCH 162 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,649 OVER TO CLARA'S TO HEM UP HER DRESS, ANYWHERE-- 163 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,751 BUT LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE CAR PART OF IT. 164 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,086 GOOBER, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT OVER, BUT NO, THANK YOU. 165 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,154 YOU CAN RUN ON HOME NOW. 166 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,989 WELL -- GOOBER, DON'T MOVE. 167 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,758 WELL -- RUN ALONG, GOOBER. 168 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,426 OKAY -- GOOBER, STAY RIGHT THERE. 169 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,494 YES, MA'AM. 170 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,595 Helen: ANDY, BE SENSIBLE. 171 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,096 THERE'S NO REASON IN THE WORLD 172 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,631 THAT AUNT BEE CAN'T LEARN TO DRIVE AS WELL AS ANYBODY. 173 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,000 AUNT BEE IS NOT THE TYPE OF WOMAN TO DRIVE A CAR. 174 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,535 WHY NOT? 175 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,872 WELL, DRIVING TAKES A LOT OF CONCENTRATION. 176 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,641 AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE A LOT OF CONCENTRATION. 177 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,977 AUNT BEE, IF YOU'D LEARNED TO DRIVE YEARS AGO, MAYBE SO, 178 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,746 BUT TO LEARN TO DRIVE AT THIS AGE -- ANDY! 179 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,082 GEE, PA, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO LET AUNT BEE LEARN HOW TO DRIVE. 180 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,016 YOU GOT HOMEWORK? 181 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,485 WE JUST STARTED SUPPER. 182 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,219 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE OBJECTING, ANDY. 183 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,788 BECAUSE! 184 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,022 I COULD TEACH HER TO DRIVE. STAY OUT OF THIS. 185 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,924 ANDY, YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 186 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:04,992 I WANT THAT CAR. 187 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,727 THERE'S NO REASON. NO, NO... 188 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,028 I'D TEACH HER TO DRIVE. 189 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,162 IT'D BE REAL EASY. 190 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,231 AUNT BEE'S HAD A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS, 191 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,633 BUT THIS IS THE BEST. 192 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,708 LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE 193 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,976 A WHOLE LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS. 194 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:26,780 I WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM ALTOGETHER AGAINST IT. 195 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,749 BUT IF YOU'RE BOUND TO GET IT, 196 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,785 I GUESS YOU'LL GET IT ANYWAY, SO GO AHEAD. 197 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,621 OH, CONGRATULATIONS! 198 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,990 YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE THAT CAR, AUNT BEE. 199 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,826 IT RUNS SMOOTH AS SILK. 200 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,928 I GUESS I'D BETTER BE GOING. 201 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,995 OH, NO, NO, GOOBER! 202 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,731 YOU STAY AND JOIN US FOR SUPPER. 203 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,899 AND WE'LL HAVE A SORT OF CELEBRATION? 204 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,735 WELL, I'VE ALREADY HAD MY SUPPER, 205 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,837 BUT AS LONG AS I'M HERE, WELL, OKAY. 206 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,246 HOW YOU DOIN', FLOYD? 207 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,648 OH, HELLO, ANDY. 208 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,015 SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 209 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:05,553 I WAS JUST READING AN INTERESTING ARTICLE HERE. 210 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,820 YEAH 211 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,188 IT WAS ABOUT, UH... 212 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,157 WHERE WAS THAT AGAIN? 213 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,793 I READ SO MUCH, YOU KNOW. 214 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,194 YEAH. 215 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,730 MM-HMM. ONLY WAY TO KEEP INFORMED. 216 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,098 IT WAS ABOUT, UH... 217 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,067 UH, UH... WHERE WAS...? 218 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,735 WAIT A MINUTE. 219 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,937 IT'S NOT VERY IMPORTANT ANYWAY. 220 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,674 ANYTHING WRONG, ANDY? 221 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,208 OH, NOT REALLY, FLOYD. 222 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,010 IT'S JUST THAT AUNT BEE 223 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,814 HAS DECIDED SHE'S GOING TO TAKE UP DRIVING A CAR. 224 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,148 SHE HAS?! 225 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,050 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 226 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,887 AUNT BEE DRIVING-- OH, JUST IMAGINE. 227 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,255 WELL, I'M NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT. 228 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,625 YOU GOING TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRIVE? 229 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:47,227 NO, NO, NO. CAN'T TEACH A RELATIVE HOW TO DRIVE. 230 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,862 GOOBER'S GOING TO TEACH HER. 231 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,263 GOOBER'S GOING TO TEACH HER? 232 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,799 OH, HE'S SUCH A NICE BOY. 233 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,701 SAY, HERE'S THAT INTERESTING ARTICLE 234 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:54,935 I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 235 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,136 I'LL READ IT TO YOU. 236 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,872 UH, "DID YOU KNOW THE DINGO DOG 237 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,174 IS INDIGENOUS TO AUSTRALIA?" 238 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,343 NO. 239 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,945 WHAT'S A DINGO DOG? 240 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,948 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S INDIGENOUS TO AUSTRALIA. 241 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,719 I'LL SEE YOU, FLOYD. 242 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,553 MMM. 243 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,289 NOW, REMEMBER, AUNT BEE 244 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,025 THIS LEARNER'S PERMIT YOU GOT 245 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,359 ONLY ALLOWS YOU TO DRIVE 246 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,061 IF THERE'S A LICENSED DRIVER 247 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,129 IN THE CAR WITH YOU. 248 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,631 YES, YES, I UNDERSTAND. 249 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,933 SO NEVER DRIVE THE CAR WHEN YOU'RE BY YOURSELF. 250 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,967 NO, NO, I WON'T. 251 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,235 CAN I GO WITH YOU, AUNT BEE? 252 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,302 NO, NO, NO, NO. 253 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,938 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYBODY. 254 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:31,905 OH, ANDY! 255 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,040 I'LL JUST SIT IN THE BACK. 256 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,041 NO, NO. 257 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,275 YOU MIGHT MAKE HER NERVOUS. 258 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,810 OKAY. 259 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,145 WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME 260 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,147 AND DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST AND... 261 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,384 AND... WELL, COME ON, OPE, LET'S TAKE A WALK. 262 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,887 I GOT TO GO TO THE OFFICE NOW. 263 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,658 HERE WE GO. 264 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,836 NOW, AUNT BEE, THE FIRST THING YOU DO 265 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,872 IS PUT THE KEY IN THE STARTER. 266 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,240 YES. 267 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,709 HERE SHE IS. 268 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,711 THAT'S GOOD. 269 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,980 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT. 270 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,181 THAT PEDAL DOWN THERE-- 271 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,049 THAT'S THE GAS AND THAT MAKES THE CAR GO. 272 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,250 AND THAT ONE NEXT TO IT-- 273 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,119 THAT'S THE BRAKE AND THAT MAKES IT STOP. 274 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,121 NOW, THAT OVER THERE-- THAT'S THE CLUTCH 275 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,256 AND YOU MASH THAT DOWN WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT 276 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,392 WHEN YOU WANT TO CHANGE GEARS. 277 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,995 NOW, THIS IS THE GEARSHIFT. OKAY? 278 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:31,398 NOW, THIS IS LOW, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU START IN. 279 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,901 THEN YOU GO OVER AND UP AND THAT'S SECOND 280 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,069 AND WHEN YOU GET TO GOING A LITTLE FAST 281 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,271 YOU COME STRAIGHT DOWN, AND THAT'S HIGH 282 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,073 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DRIVE IN. 283 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,109 OH, THAT'S WHAT I DRIVE IN, HMM? 284 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,812 YEAH. AND IF YOU WANT TO BACK UP, PUT IT IN REVERSE. 285 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,447 YES. I WOULD DO THAT, WOULDN'T I? 286 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,851 WELL, NOW, SHALL WE DRIVE? 287 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,419 OKAY. 288 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,122 ALL RIGHT, NOW, MASH IN THE CLUTCH. 289 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,259 ALL RIGHT, NOW TURN ON THE STARTER. 290 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,794 WHOO! SHE'S RUNNING. 291 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,829 YEAH. 292 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,964 YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER, GOOBER. 293 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,232 WELL, THANKS. 294 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,000 NOW, PUT IT IN LOW. 295 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,704 ALL RIGHT, NOW, GIVE IT SOME GAS. 296 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,707 AND TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE CLUTCH! 297 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:45,305 AM I CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE CURB? 298 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,140 WELL, NOT QUITE, AUNT BEE. 299 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,842 OH, BUT NO, JUST LEAVE IT HERE 300 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,143 AND I'LL TAKE OVER NOW. 301 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,146 OH? WELL, HOW'D I DO FOR MY FIRST LESSON? 302 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,514 GOOD, AUNT BEE, THAT'S GOOD, 303 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,817 BUT YOU STILL NEED A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE 304 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,251 TO SMOOTH OUT THE ROUGH EDGES. 305 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,987 WELL, WHEN IS MY NEXT LESSON? 306 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,054 WELL... 307 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,856 TOMORROW? UH, TOMORROW. 308 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,091 THAT'LL BE FINE. 309 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,458 OH, GOOD. AT THE SAME TIME? YEAH. 310 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,028 OH, GOOD. THEN I'LL SEE YOU THEN, GOOBER. 311 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,763 OKAY. GIVE ME MY BAG. 312 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,200 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOOBER. 313 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,367 GOOD-BYE. 314 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,435 BYE. 315 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,341 BYE. 316 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,410 THANK YOU. 317 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,289 HEY, ANDY. DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME? 318 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,424 YEAH. 319 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,992 HOW'S AUNT BEE DOING? 320 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,829 WELL, SHE DON'T JUMP AS BAD AS SHE USED TO. 321 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,496 IS SHE LEARNING? 322 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,298 YEAH. SHE CAN PARK AND BACK UP, 323 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,068 AND ON HER U-TURNS, SHE DON'T GO OVER LAWNS ANYMORE. 324 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,437 ALL IN ALL, I'D SAY SHE'S DOING FINE. 325 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,073 YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY CONCENTRATES? 326 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,275 YEAH. HUH. 327 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,577 WELL, BE SURE AND TEACH HER ALL THE RULES, GOOBER. 328 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,512 IF SHE'S GONNA TAKE THAT DRIVER'S TEST 329 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,514 DAY AFTER TOMORROW, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 330 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,583 DON'T LET HER BREAK ANY RULES. 331 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,086 ANDY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT AUNT BEE. 332 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,487 SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS. 333 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,507 MORNING, MISS TAYLOR. 334 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,541 MORNING, LOWELL. 335 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,110 DOING SOME TREE CUTTING TODAY? 336 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,979 YEP. IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. 337 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,247 I WONDER IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND MOVING YOUR CAR. 338 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,249 I WOULDN'T WANT ANY BRANCHES FALLING ON IT. 339 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,250 ALL RIGHT. 340 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,318 YOU MOVE IT. 341 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,887 THE KEYS ARE IN THERE. 342 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989 SORRY. WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ANYBODY'S CAR -- 343 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,857 YOU KNOW, IN CASE SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN. 344 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,992 WELL, I UNDERSTAND, 345 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,526 BUT I ONLY HAVE A LEARNER'S PERMIT. 346 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,295 I JUST WANT YOU TO MOVE IT AHEAD 347 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,462 ABOUT EIGHT FEET OR SO 348 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931 AND I'LL GET THE EQUIPMENT. 349 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,295 OH. OH, MY HEAVENS. 350 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,363 WHAT DID I...? 351 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,364 WHAT HAPPENED? 352 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,498 I DON'T KNOW. 353 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,967 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING FORWARD 354 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,168 AND I WENT BACKWARDS 355 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,970 AND I DIDN'T HAVE MY FOOT ON THE CLUTCH. 356 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,372 OH, OH, MY HEAVENS, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 357 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,241 OH. 358 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,608 OH! 359 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,609 OH, AUNT BEE. 360 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,911 BEE: OH, PLEASE. 361 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,179 PLEASE DON'T TELL ANDY. 362 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,647 WELL, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 363 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,915 OH, NO! 364 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,383 NO, IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN WORSE. 365 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,518 I'M NOT A LICENSED DRIVER. 366 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,130 ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN EVEN TO THE VERY BEST OF DRIVERS. 367 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,566 NO, NO. I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DRIVING THE CAR 368 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,135 WITHOUT A LICENSED DRIVER RIGHT NEXT TO ME. 369 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,403 WHAT WILL ANDY SAY? 370 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,405 WELL, MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 371 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,407 COULDN'T YOU JUST HAVE THE DENT FIXED? 372 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,576 OH... WELL, THAT WOULD TAKE TWO DAYS. 373 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,078 GOOBER WOULD FIND OUT 374 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,613 AND ANDY WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE CAR WAS 375 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,183 AND HE'D DIE AND GOOBER WOULD DIE-- 376 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,085 ONLY ANDY WOULD DIE MUCH WORSE. 377 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,953 OH. OH, NOW, AUNT BEE. 378 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,622 OH, HE'LL NEVER LET ME GET THAT LICENSE NOW. 379 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,092 WELL, NOW, ANDY'S NOT THAT UNREASONABLE. 380 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,726 YOU SHOULD JUST GO OVER THERE 381 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,361 AND TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 382 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,629 THE TRUTH? 383 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,498 OH, I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO COME UP 384 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,366 WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 385 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,236 BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 386 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,637 REALLY? 387 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,307 WELL, I HOPE HE'S IN GOOD HUMOR. 388 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,643 HELLO, ANDY. 389 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,312 OH, HI, AUNT BEE. 390 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,383 I BROUGHT YOU LUNCH. 391 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,386 OOH, PICNIC BASKET, HUH? 392 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,654 WELL... 393 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,256 THERE YOU ARE. 394 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,257 THANK YOU. 395 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,992 HERE'S AN EXTRA NAPKIN. 396 00:15:59,026 --> 00:15:59,993 WELL... 397 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,996 AND, UH... PORK CHOPS. 398 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,998 PORK CHOPS AGAIN FOR LUNCH? 399 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,000 WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THEM. 400 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,001 WOW. 401 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,002 BEANS... MMM. 402 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,537 AND CHOCOLATE PUDDING. 403 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,671 CHOCOLATE PUDDING? 404 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,340 AND HERE'S SOME FRESH FRUIT. 405 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,607 YOU'VE GOT ALL MY FAVORITES. 406 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,143 THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING. 407 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,710 NOW, YOU JUST ENJOY IT. 408 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,212 WELL, I SURE WILL. 409 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,747 I'LL BRING THE BASKET HOME. 410 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,482 OH, NO, NO. DON'T BOTHER. 411 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,616 I'LL WAIT. 412 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,485 WELL, WELL, OKAY. 413 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,721 MMM-MMM. 414 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,093 MMM... 415 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,094 GOOD? 416 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,363 MMM... MM. 417 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,366 OH, ANDY, I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. 418 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,367 HMM? 419 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102 WELL, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 420 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,104 IT'S HARDLY WORTH MENTIONING. 421 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,805 IT'S TRIVIAL, YOU KNOW? 422 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,107 YEAH. WHAT IS IT? 423 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,741 IT'S ABOUT THE CAR. 424 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,278 GOOBER'S BEEN GIVING ME SOME GREAT REPORTS 425 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,345 ON YOUR DRIVING. 426 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,813 HE SAYS YOU'RE DOING FINE. 427 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,715 WELL, GOOBER'S A VERY GOOD TEACHER. 428 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,585 YEAH. I HOPE YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS TOO HARD ON YOU 429 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,388 WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED, BUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 430 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,157 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET INTO ANY KIND OF TROUBLE. 431 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,093 WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU. 432 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,260 WELL, NOW YOU KNOW. 433 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,062 DRIVING IS VERY DIFFICULT 434 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,364 AND REQUIRES A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT. 435 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:15,135 AUNT BEE, I-I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY MEN AND WOMEN 436 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,605 COME IN THIS OFFICE EVERY WEEK AND PAY A GREAT BIG FINE 437 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,708 BECAUSE THEY BUMPED INTO SOMEBODY'S CAR OR SOMETHING 438 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,678 JUST BECAUSE FOR THAT INSTANT THEY DIDN'T CONCENTRATE. 439 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,181 HOW AWFUL. 440 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,450 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE DOING FINE. 441 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,852 THANK YOU. 442 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,189 SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 443 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,190 HMM? 444 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,691 OH. 445 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:43,430 WELL, THERE'S... THERE'S A SALE OF BLACK SOCKS S-SOMEWHERE 446 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,298 IF YOU NEED ANY. 447 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,708 BUT, AUNT BEE, A TENT ON THE BACK OF THE CAR? 448 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,710 AREN'T PEOPLE GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS? 449 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,179 WELL, I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 450 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,847 UNTIL I CAN THINK OF WHAT TO DO NEXT. 451 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,316 WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN WAIT. 452 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,451 Opie: AUNT BEE? 453 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,552 : OH. 454 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,321 OH, OPIE. 455 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,157 WHAT YOU DOING WITH MY TENT, AUNT BEE? 456 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,425 WELL, I'M, UH, JUST BORROWING IT FOR A LITTLE. 457 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,328 I DON'T WANT THE SAP FROM THE TREE TO GET ON THE CAR. 458 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,430 WELL, I'M GOING TO NEED IT THIS SATURDAY 459 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,199 'CAUSE I'M CAMPING WITH THE FELLAS. 460 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,368 WELL, WE'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT ON SATURDAY. 461 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,370 BUT THIS IS MY SCOUT TROOP. 462 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,438 OH, OPIE, IF YOU WERE REALLY A GOOD SCOUT, 463 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,174 YOU'D SLEEP OUT UNDER THE STARS. 464 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,375 BUT, AUNT BEE... 465 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,777 OPIE, PLEASE, WILL YOU GO SOMEWHERE? 466 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,479 YES, MA'AM. 467 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,896 Andy: SONNY! 468 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:50,897 SONNY! 469 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,399 DON'T BE RIDING YOUR BIKE 470 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,501 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET LIKE THAT. 471 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,635 YOU MIGHT GET RUN OVER. 472 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,304 GET OVER THERE, CLOSER TO THE CURB. 473 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,738 GO ON. 474 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:01,841 GET ON OVER. 475 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,377 FARTHER OVER BY THE CURB. 476 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,612 ALL RIGHT. 477 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,296 WHAT HAPPENED, PA? 478 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,564 I HEARD A BANG. 479 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,565 NOTHING MUCH. 480 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,866 I JUST BUMPED INTO THE BACK 481 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,535 OF AUNT BEE'S CAR A LITTLE BIT. 482 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,803 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'S ANY DAMAGE, THOUGH. 483 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,838 THAT'S GOOD. 484 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,839 WHAT'S YOUR... 485 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,641 WHAT'S YOUR TENT DOING HERE? 486 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,775 AUNT BEE IS USING IT 487 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,544 TO KEEP THE SAP FROM FALLING ON IT. 488 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,911 OH. 489 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,781 WELL, IT OUGHT TO BE MORE OVER THE TRUNK LIKE THAT. 490 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,353 GOOD GRACIOUS. 491 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,221 HOW'D THAT HAPPEN, PA? 492 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,723 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN ME. 493 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,459 I DIDN'T THINK I HIT IT THAT HARD 494 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,561 BUT I GUESS I PUSHED IT AGAINST THE TREE. 495 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,563 GEE. HERE, TAKE YOUR... 496 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,299 TAKE YOUR TENT AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE. 497 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,400 OKAY, PA. 498 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,893 OH, ANDY. OH... 499 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,462 GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, AUNT BEE. 500 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,897 I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE THINKING 501 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,266 SO I MIGHT JUST AS WELL TELL YOU EXACTLY... 502 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,568 GEE, I DIDN'T THINK I HIT IT HARD ENOUGH 503 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,770 TO DENT YOUR FENDER, BUT I GUESS I DID. 504 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,475 DENT THE FENDER? 505 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,743 YEAH. 506 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,678 I WAS HOLLERING AT A BOY ON A BICYCLE 507 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,547 AND THE CAR STARTED TO MOVE FORWARD 508 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,317 AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I HAD RUN INTO YOUR CAR. 509 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,718 I'M AWFUL SORRY. 510 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,885 YOU RAN INTO IT? 511 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,354 YEAH. 512 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,723 WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU FRET. 513 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,691 WHY, THAT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS 514 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,393 THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY. 515 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,961 I'M NOT ANYBODY. I'M A SHERIFF. 516 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,664 I'M SUPPOSED TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS, NOT CAUSE 'EM. 517 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,466 WELL, NOW, DON'T BE HARSH WITH YOURSELF. 518 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,435 I'LL JUST HAVE IT REPAIRED, I'LL PAY FOR IT, 519 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,736 AND WE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. 520 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,738 I'LL PAY FOR IT. I DID IT. 521 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,606 NO, NO, ANDY. I INSIST. 522 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,808 AFTER ALL, I... 523 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,477 I GOT THE CAR FROM GOOBER. 524 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,546 NO, NO, I'LL PAY FOR IT. 525 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,014 I CAN DO THAT, HMM. 526 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,551 IT'S A FIRST FOR ME, YOU KNOW THAT? 527 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,620 IT IS? 528 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,721 YEAH. 529 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:32,024 I NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENT BEFORE. 530 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,426 NEVER? 531 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,995 NO. I NEVER EVEN PUT A SCRATCH ON A CAR. 532 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,998 WELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES, I GUESS, YEAH. 533 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:58,885 ANDY? 534 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,453 MM 535 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,922 YOU DIDN'T PUT THE DENT IN THE CAR. 536 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,424 I MUST HAVE. 537 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,860 NO, THE DENT WAS IN THE CAR BEFORE YOU HIT IT. 538 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,862 AND I PUT IT THERE. 539 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,997 WHAT? 540 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,665 THE MAN CAME TO CUT THE TREES 541 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,534 AND HE ASKED ME TO MOVE THE CAR. 542 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,535 I KNOW, I KNOW. 543 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,936 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT 544 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,038 WITHOUT A LICENSED DRIVER BESIDE ME, 545 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,707 BUT IT WAS JUST A FEW FEET 546 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,075 AND I DIDN'T THINK THERE WOULD BE ANY HARM 547 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:26,145 AND SOMEHOW, INSTEAD OF GOING UP AND DOWN AND OVER 548 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,681 I WENT DOWN, UP, OVER AND THE CLUTCH... 549 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,816 OH, I DON'T KNOW... 550 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,018 AND ANYWAY, I DID COME TO THE OFFICE 551 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,486 TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 552 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,021 BUT I JUST COULDN'T. 553 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,490 OH, AUNT BEE... 554 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,159 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN THAT CAR LIKE THAT. 555 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,994 I KNOW, BUT I JUST HIT A TREE. 556 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,764 ANYBODY CAN HAVE A LITTLE ACCIDENT LIKE THAT. 557 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,832 I KNOW. 558 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,700 OH, ANDY, YOU ARE GOING 559 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,404 TO LET ME TAKE THAT LICENSE TEST, AREN'T YOU? 560 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,039 WELL, YES, YES. 561 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,643 I GUESS IF I CAN RUN INTO A BUMPER, 562 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,778 YOU CAN RUN INTO ONE TREE. 563 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,619 Aunt Bee: ANDY! ANDY! 564 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,187 I PASSED! 565 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,556 I PASSED! 566 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,890 YOU DIDN'T. I DID. 567 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,659 AND THE LICENSE EXAMINER SAID 568 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:13,993 SHE DONE REAL GOOD, TOO. 569 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,161 AND HE TOLD ME 570 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,430 WHOEVER TAUGHT ME DID A WONDERFUL JOB. 571 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,932 NOW, CAN I BUY THE CAR FROM GOOBER? 572 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,602 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS YOU CAN. 573 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,003 OH, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 574 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,738 NOW, THE DENT'S REALLY MINE. 575 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:28,040 WELL, DON'T GET ANY MORE DENTS, AUNT BEE. 576 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,876 TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF THE CAR. 577 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,043 I WILL. 578 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,012 CHECK YOUR OIL AND WATER ALL THE TIME. 579 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,214 KEEP ABOUT 32 POUNDS OF AIR IN THE TIRES. 580 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,749 ALL RIGHT. GOOBER, I THINK 581 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,751 I'LL BRING THE CAR IN IN THE MORNING. 582 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,454 WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH OUR INTERMEDIATE GEAR. 583 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,755 I THINK WE'LL CHANGE THE OIL 584 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,190 AND GIVE IT A GOOD LUBRICATION. 585 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,992 I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, ANDY. 586 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,126 GOOD-BYE, GOOBER. 587 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,637 COME ON, OPIE, GET IN THE BACK WITH FLOYD. 588 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,971 GOOBER, YOU GET IN THE BACK. 589 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:01,474 ANDY, HELEN, COME ON IN HERE IN THE FRONT. 590 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:04,977 GET IN. IT'LL BE A TIGHT SQUEEZE, BUT WE CAN MANAGE. 591 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,913 NOW, ATTENTION, EVERYBODY -- 592 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,948 GET YOUR SEAT BELTS READY. 593 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,519 AUNT BEE. YES? 594 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:16,022 MAY THIS BE THE START OF MANY HOURS OF SMOOTH DRIVING. 595 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,491 MAY YOU GLIDE OVER THE HIGHWAYS 596 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,494 LIKE A SWAN SKIMMING ACROSS A LAKE. 597 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:22,629 OH. 598 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,997 THANK YOU, FLOYD. THANK YOU. 599 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,766 NOW OFF WE GO. 40304

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