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UH, AUNT BEE?
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OH, ANDY?
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LISTEN, I'M GONE.
ANDY, I WONDER,
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WOULD YOU DROP ME OFF
AT CLARA'S ON YOUR WAY?
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WELL, GEE, I HAVE TO GO
IN THE WHOLE OTHER DIRECTION.
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I'M GOING TO MOUNT PILOT
FOR A MEETING,
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AND I'M LATE AS IT IS.
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IT'S JUST THAT I PROMISED
TO PIN UP A HEM FOR HER.
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WELL, WAS THE HEM
VERY IMPORTANT?
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WELL, IT'S A PRINT SHE WANTS TO
WEAR TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY,
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AND SINCE SHE'S LOST WEIGHT,
IT'S 8 INCHES BELOW HER KNEES.
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I'M JUST IN SUCH A HURRY.
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ALL RIGHT, GO ALONG.
I'LL WORK IT OUT SOMEHOW.
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YOU'RE SURE?
OH, YES. IF WORSE
COMES TO WORST,
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SHE CAN ALWAYS WEAR
A TWO-PIECE KNIT
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THAT WAS TOO SHORT FOR HER
BEFORE SHE LOST WEIGHT.
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OH, WELL, THERE'S
NO REAL PROBLEM, THEN.
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NO, I GUESS NOT.
RUN ALONG, RUN ALONG.
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I CAN TAKE YOU TOMORROW.
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NO, NO, DON'T GIVE IT
A THOUGHT.
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I'LL WORK IT OUT SOMEHOW.
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GO ALONG, GO ON.
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I'LL WORK IT OUT.
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I ALWAYS DO.
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AUNT BEE.
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OH, HELLO, GOOBER.
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OH...
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SHE'S A BEAUTY,
AIN'T SHE?
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YES.
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IS IT YOURS?
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YEAH.
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I BOUGHT IT AND
FIXED IT UP TO SELL.
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OH...
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ANYBODY YOU KNOW
LOOKIN' FOR A CAR?
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WELL... POSSIBLY.
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THIS ONE'S A
CRACKERJACK.
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WELL, IT LOOKS
LIKE A FINE CAR.
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IF ANYBODY YOU KNOW
IS LOOKIN' FOR A CAR,
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THIS WOULD BE THE
VERY ONE FOR 'EM.
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WELL, I... WELL,
I DO KNOW A WOMAN
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WHO HAS TO DEPEND
ON HER NEPHEW
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TO TAKE HER EVERYWHERE.
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IT'D BE AWFULLY NICE
IF SHE HAD A CAR OF HER OWN.
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WELL, YOU
COULD TELL HER
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THIS WOULD FLAT DO
THE JOB FOR HER
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AND IT'S IN
TOPNOTCH CONDITION.
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OH. WELL,
ARE THE SEATS SOFT?
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REAL SOFT.
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THIS CAR USED TO
BELONG TO JED KOONTZ.
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HE WEIGHED
OVER 290 POUNDS,
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AND ONE THING FOR SURE,
THEM SEATS ARE BROKE IN.
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WELL, UM, DOES IT HAVE
A NICE MOTOR?
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PURRS LIKE A KITTEN.
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OH...
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I PUT IN NEW SPARK PLUGS,
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NEW RINGS,
AND NEW DISTRIBUTOR POINTS.
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OH? HOW ABOUT
THE CRANKCASES?
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WELL, THERE'S
JUST ONE CRANKCASE.
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JUST ONE?
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WELL...
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I SUPPOSE, THIS "WOMAN"
WOULD WANT TO KNOW
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HOW MANY MILES
IT'S BEEN DRIVEN.
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OH, NO. WHAT THE
PREVIOUS OWNER DID
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IS NONE OF HER BUSINESS.
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YOU THINK
SHE'D BE INTERESTED
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IN BUYIN' IT, THEN?
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SHE JUST MIGHT.
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IT'S JUST $295.
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OH?
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AUNT BEE, IF YOU
WANT TO BUY A CAR,
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I'D BE GLAD TO
SELL IT TO YOU.
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OH, GOOBER.
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WELL, GOOBER, IT'S JUST
THAT EVERY TIME I WANT
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TO GO ANYWHERE,
I HAVE TO ASK ANDY.
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IT'D BE SO MUCH NICER
IF I HAD MY OWN CAR.
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WELL, WHAT DOES ANDY THINK
ABOUT YOU HAVING A CAR?
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OH, WELL... I HAVEN'T
MENTIONED IT TO HIM YET.
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AUNT BEE?
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HMM?
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WHY DON'T I BRING IT
OVER AFTER SUPPER,
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AND WE'LL
SHOW IT TO HIM?
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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BUT, GOOBER, I THINK
I'D BETTER BREAK THE NEWS
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TO HIM FIRST
BEFORE YOU GET THERE.
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OKAY.
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OKAY?
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JUST CHECKING.
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AUNT BEE,
IT'S SO EXCITING.
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MMM, ISN'T IT?
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OH, I JUST HOPE
ANDY UNDERSTANDS.
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OH, I DON'T SEE
ANY REASON WHY HE SHOULDN'T.
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JUST COME RIGHT OUT
AND TELL HIM.
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REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE GOES.
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THERE WE ARE.
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MY GOODNESS.
PORK CHOPS!
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WELL, THAT'S THE
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.
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WHAT DID WE DO
TO DESERVE THIS?
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WELL, I KNOW HOW FOND
YOU ARE OF THEM.
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WELL, I GUESS I'LL
JUST HAVE ONE HERE.
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HERE, PA.
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HERE WE GO.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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WELL, I GUESS, EVERYBODY,
JUST DIG RIGHT IN.
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MMM...
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Opie:
BOY.
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ANDY?
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HMM?
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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.
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REMEMBER WHEN I BOTHERED YOU
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ABOUT DROPPING ME OFF
AT CLARA'S?
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NO BOTHER. IT WAS JUST
ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
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OH, NO. I WAS BEING A PEST.
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YOU KNOW, I'M FOREVER ASKING HIM
TO TAKE ME PLACES.
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IT'S NOT FAIR
TO ANNOY HIM LIKE THAT.
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OH, I AGREE.
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THAT CAN BE VERY ANNOYING.
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SHE ISN'T ANNOYING ME.
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OH, YES, I AM.
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I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
I'M A BURDEN.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT A BURDEN.
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SHE IS, TOO, A BURDEN.
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I MEAN, IF AUNT BEE
SAYS SHE'S A BURDEN,
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SHE OUGHT TO KNOW
WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
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I DO, AND
IT'S TIME
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I STOP BEING
SO DEPENDENT ON YOU
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AND BECAME
MUCH MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT
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AND THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED...
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HE'S EARLY.
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WHO'S EARLY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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GO AHEAD, ANDY,
SIT, SIT.
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I'LL GET IT.
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NO. I'LL GET IT.
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HEY, ANDY.
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HEY, GOOBER.
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WELL, HOW'D YOU LIKE
THE BIG SURPRISE?
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WHAT SURPRISE WAS THAT?
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AUNT BEE'S GOING TO
BE A FINE DRIVER,
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AND SHE'S REALLY
GOING TO LIKE THE CAR.
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WHAT CAR?
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WELL, THERE SHE IS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THAT'S THE CAR
I'VE BEEN FIXIN' UP.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WELL, ANDY,
THAT'S WHAT
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I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU.
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I WANT TO BUY A CAR.
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YOU WANT TO
BUY A CAR?!
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SO I WON'T BOTHER YOU.
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I THINK IT'S A
WONDERFUL IDEA.
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YOU CAN'T
DRIVE A CAR.
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WHY NOT?
I CAN AFFORD ONE
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AND I CAN LEARN TO DRIVE
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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NO, NO.
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NO, NO, NO.
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ANDY...
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NOW, I'LL TAKE YOU
ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO--
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TAKE YOU UPTOWN,
TO CHURCH
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OVER TO CLARA'S TO HEM UP
HER DRESS, ANYWHERE--
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BUT LET'S FORGET
ABOUT THE CAR PART OF IT.
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GOOBER, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING
IT OVER, BUT NO, THANK YOU.
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YOU CAN RUN ON HOME NOW.
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WELL --
GOOBER, DON'T MOVE.
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WELL --
RUN ALONG, GOOBER.
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OKAY --
GOOBER, STAY RIGHT THERE.
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YES, MA'AM.
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Helen:
ANDY, BE SENSIBLE.
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THERE'S NO REASON
IN THE WORLD
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THAT AUNT BEE CAN'T LEARN
TO DRIVE AS WELL AS ANYBODY.
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AUNT BEE IS NOT THE TYPE
OF WOMAN TO DRIVE A CAR.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, DRIVING TAKES A LOT
OF CONCENTRATION.
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AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE
A LOT OF CONCENTRATION.
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AUNT BEE, IF YOU'D LEARNED
TO DRIVE YEARS AGO, MAYBE SO,
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BUT TO LEARN TO DRIVE
AT THIS AGE --
ANDY!
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GEE, PA, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
LET AUNT BEE LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
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YOU GOT HOMEWORK?
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WE JUST STARTED SUPPER.
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I DON'T SEE WHY
YOU'RE OBJECTING, ANDY.
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BECAUSE!
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I COULD TEACH HER
TO DRIVE.
STAY OUT OF THIS.
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ANDY, YOU'RE
BEING UNREASONABLE.
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I WANT THAT CAR.
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THERE'S NO REASON.
NO, NO...
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I'D TEACH HER
TO DRIVE.
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IT'D BE REAL EASY.
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AUNT BEE'S HAD
A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS,
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BUT THIS IS THE BEST.
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LOOKS LIKE
I DON'T HAVE
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A WHOLE LOT
TO SAY ABOUT THIS.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I AM ALTOGETHER AGAINST IT.
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BUT IF YOU'RE BOUND
TO GET IT,
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I GUESS YOU'LL GET IT
ANYWAY, SO GO AHEAD.
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OH, CONGRATULATIONS!
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YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO
LIKE THAT CAR, AUNT BEE.
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IT RUNS SMOOTH
AS SILK.
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I GUESS I'D
BETTER BE GOING.
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OH, NO, NO,
GOOBER!
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YOU STAY AND JOIN US
FOR SUPPER.
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AND WE'LL HAVE
A SORT OF CELEBRATION?
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WELL, I'VE ALREADY
HAD MY SUPPER,
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BUT AS LONG AS I'M
HERE, WELL, OKAY.
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HOW YOU DOIN', FLOYD?
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OH, HELLO, ANDY.
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SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
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I WAS JUST READING
AN INTERESTING ARTICLE HERE.
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YEAH
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IT WAS ABOUT, UH...
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WHERE WAS THAT AGAIN?
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I READ SO MUCH, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH.
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MM-HMM. ONLY WAY
TO KEEP INFORMED.
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IT WAS ABOUT, UH...
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UH, UH...
WHERE WAS...?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IT'S NOT
VERY IMPORTANT ANYWAY.
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ANYTHING WRONG, ANDY?
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OH, NOT REALLY, FLOYD.
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IT'S JUST THAT AUNT BEE
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HAS DECIDED SHE'S GOING
TO TAKE UP DRIVING A CAR.
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SHE HAS?!
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OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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AUNT BEE DRIVING--
OH, JUST IMAGINE.
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WELL, I'M NOT TOO
HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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YOU GOING TO TEACH HER
HOW TO DRIVE?
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NO, NO, NO. CAN'T TEACH
A RELATIVE HOW TO DRIVE.
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GOOBER'S GOING
TO TEACH HER.
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GOOBER'S GOING TO TEACH HER?
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OH, HE'S SUCH A NICE BOY.
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SAY, HERE'S
THAT INTERESTING ARTICLE
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I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
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I'LL READ IT TO YOU.
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UH, "DID YOU KNOW
THE DINGO DOG
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IS INDIGENOUS
TO AUSTRALIA?"
238
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,343
NO.
239
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,945
WHAT'S A DINGO DOG?
240
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,948
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S
INDIGENOUS TO AUSTRALIA.
241
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,719
I'LL SEE YOU, FLOYD.
242
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,553
MMM.
243
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,289
NOW, REMEMBER, AUNT BEE
244
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,025
THIS LEARNER'S
PERMIT YOU GOT
245
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,359
ONLY ALLOWS
YOU TO DRIVE
246
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,061
IF THERE'S A
LICENSED DRIVER
247
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,129
IN THE CAR WITH YOU.
248
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,631
YES, YES,
I UNDERSTAND.
249
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,933
SO NEVER DRIVE THE CAR
WHEN YOU'RE BY YOURSELF.
250
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,967
NO, NO, I WON'T.
251
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,235
CAN I GO
WITH YOU, AUNT BEE?
252
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,302
NO, NO, NO, NO.
253
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,938
I DON'T WANT TO
LOSE EVERYBODY.
254
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:31,905
OH, ANDY!
255
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,040
I'LL JUST SIT
IN THE BACK.
256
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,041
NO, NO.
257
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,275
YOU MIGHT MAKE
HER NERVOUS.
258
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,810
OKAY.
259
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,145
WELL, HAVE
A GOOD TIME
260
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,147
AND DON'T DRIVE
TOO FAST AND...
261
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,384
AND... WELL, COME ON,
OPE, LET'S TAKE A WALK.
262
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,887
I GOT TO GO TO
THE OFFICE NOW.
263
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,658
HERE WE GO.
264
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,836
NOW, AUNT BEE,
THE FIRST THING YOU DO
265
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,872
IS PUT THE KEY
IN THE STARTER.
266
00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,240
YES.
267
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,709
HERE SHE IS.
268
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,711
THAT'S GOOD.
269
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,980
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT.
270
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,181
THAT PEDAL DOWN THERE--
271
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,049
THAT'S THE GAS
AND THAT MAKES THE CAR GO.
272
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,250
AND THAT ONE
NEXT TO IT--
273
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,119
THAT'S THE BRAKE
AND THAT MAKES IT STOP.
274
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,121
NOW, THAT OVER THERE--
THAT'S THE CLUTCH
275
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,256
AND YOU MASH THAT DOWN
WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT
276
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,392
WHEN YOU WANT
TO CHANGE GEARS.
277
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,995
NOW, THIS IS
THE GEARSHIFT. OKAY?
278
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:31,398
NOW, THIS IS LOW,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU START IN.
279
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,901
THEN YOU GO OVER AND UP
AND THAT'S SECOND
280
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,069
AND WHEN YOU GET
TO GOING A LITTLE FAST
281
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,271
YOU COME STRAIGHT DOWN,
AND THAT'S HIGH
282
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,073
AND THAT'S
WHAT YOU DRIVE IN.
283
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,109
OH, THAT'S WHAT
I DRIVE IN, HMM?
284
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,812
YEAH. AND IF YOU WANT
TO BACK UP, PUT IT IN REVERSE.
285
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,447
YES. I WOULD DO THAT,
WOULDN'T I?
286
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,851
WELL, NOW, SHALL WE DRIVE?
287
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,419
OKAY.
288
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,122
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
MASH IN THE CLUTCH.
289
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,259
ALL RIGHT,
NOW TURN ON THE STARTER.
290
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,794
WHOO! SHE'S RUNNING.
291
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,829
YEAH.
292
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,964
YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER,
GOOBER.
293
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,232
WELL, THANKS.
294
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,000
NOW, PUT IT IN LOW.
295
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,704
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
GIVE IT SOME GAS.
296
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,707
AND TAKE YOUR FOOT
OFF THE CLUTCH!
297
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:45,305
AM I CLOSE ENOUGH
TO THE CURB?
298
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,140
WELL, NOT QUITE, AUNT BEE.
299
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,842
OH, BUT NO,
JUST LEAVE IT HERE
300
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,143
AND I'LL TAKE OVER NOW.
301
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,146
OH? WELL, HOW'D I DO
FOR MY FIRST LESSON?
302
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,514
GOOD, AUNT BEE,
THAT'S GOOD,
303
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,817
BUT YOU STILL NEED
A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE
304
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,251
TO SMOOTH OUT
THE ROUGH EDGES.
305
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,987
WELL, WHEN IS
MY NEXT LESSON?
306
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,054
WELL...
307
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,856
TOMORROW?
UH, TOMORROW.
308
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,091
THAT'LL BE FINE.
309
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,458
OH, GOOD.
AT THE SAME TIME?
YEAH.
310
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,028
OH, GOOD. THEN I'LL
SEE YOU THEN, GOOBER.
311
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,763
OKAY.
GIVE ME MY BAG.
312
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,200
THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, GOOBER.
313
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,367
GOOD-BYE.
314
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,435
BYE.
315
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,341
BYE.
316
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,410
THANK YOU.
317
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,289
HEY, ANDY.
DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
318
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,424
YEAH.
319
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,992
HOW'S AUNT BEE DOING?
320
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,829
WELL, SHE DON'T JUMP
AS BAD AS SHE USED TO.
321
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,496
IS SHE LEARNING?
322
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,298
YEAH. SHE CAN PARK
AND BACK UP,
323
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,068
AND ON HER U-TURNS,
SHE DON'T GO OVER LAWNS ANYMORE.
324
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,437
ALL IN ALL,
I'D SAY SHE'S DOING FINE.
325
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,073
YOU MEAN
SHE ACTUALLY CONCENTRATES?
326
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,275
YEAH.
HUH.
327
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,577
WELL, BE SURE AND TEACH HER
ALL THE RULES, GOOBER.
328
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,512
IF SHE'S GONNA TAKE
THAT DRIVER'S TEST
329
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,514
DAY AFTER TOMORROW,
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
330
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,583
DON'T LET HER BREAK
ANY RULES.
331
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,086
ANDY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT AUNT BEE.
332
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,487
SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS.
333
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,507
MORNING, MISS TAYLOR.
334
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,541
MORNING, LOWELL.
335
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,110
DOING SOME TREE
CUTTING TODAY?
336
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,979
YEP. IT'S THAT TIME
OF YEAR AGAIN.
337
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,247
I WONDER IF YOU
WOULDN'T MIND MOVING YOUR CAR.
338
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,249
I WOULDN'T WANT
ANY BRANCHES FALLING ON IT.
339
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,250
ALL RIGHT.
340
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,318
YOU MOVE IT.
341
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,887
THE KEYS ARE IN THERE.
342
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989
SORRY. WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO TOUCH ANYBODY'S CAR --
343
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,857
YOU KNOW, IN CASE
SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN.
344
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,992
WELL, I UNDERSTAND,
345
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,526
BUT I ONLY HAVE
A LEARNER'S PERMIT.
346
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,295
I JUST WANT YOU
TO MOVE IT AHEAD
347
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,462
ABOUT EIGHT FEET OR SO
348
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931
AND I'LL GET
THE EQUIPMENT.
349
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,295
OH. OH, MY HEAVENS.
350
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,363
WHAT DID I...?
351
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,364
WHAT HAPPENED?
352
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,498
I DON'T KNOW.
353
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,967
I THOUGHT
I WAS GOING FORWARD
354
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,168
AND I WENT BACKWARDS
355
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,970
AND I DIDN'T HAVE MY FOOT
ON THE CLUTCH.
356
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,372
OH, OH, MY HEAVENS,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
357
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,241
OH.
358
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,608
OH!
359
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,609
OH, AUNT BEE.
360
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,911
BEE:
OH, PLEASE.
361
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,179
PLEASE DON'T TELL ANDY.
362
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,647
WELL, IT COULD
HAVE BEEN WORSE.
363
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,915
OH, NO!
364
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,383
NO, IT COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN WORSE.
365
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,518
I'M NOT A LICENSED DRIVER.
366
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,130
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN EVEN
TO THE VERY BEST OF DRIVERS.
367
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,566
NO, NO. I SHOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN DRIVING THE CAR
368
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,135
WITHOUT A LICENSED DRIVER
RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
369
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,403
WHAT WILL ANDY SAY?
370
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,405
WELL, MAYBE HE
DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW.
371
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,407
COULDN'T YOU JUST
HAVE THE DENT FIXED?
372
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,576
OH... WELL, THAT WOULD
TAKE TWO DAYS.
373
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,078
GOOBER WOULD FIND OUT
374
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,613
AND ANDY WOULD WANT TO KNOW
WHERE THE CAR WAS
375
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,183
AND HE'D DIE
AND GOOBER WOULD DIE--
376
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,085
ONLY ANDY WOULD DIE
MUCH WORSE.
377
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,953
OH. OH, NOW, AUNT BEE.
378
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,622
OH, HE'LL NEVER LET ME
GET THAT LICENSE NOW.
379
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,092
WELL, NOW, ANDY'S NOT
THAT UNREASONABLE.
380
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,726
YOU SHOULD JUST
GO OVER THERE
381
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,361
AND TELL HIM
THE TRUTH.
382
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,629
THE TRUTH?
383
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,498
OH, I THINK
WE'LL HAVE TO COME UP
384
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,366
WITH SOMETHING
BETTER THAN THAT.
385
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,236
BUT I'M AFRAID
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
386
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,637
REALLY?
387
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,307
WELL, I HOPE
HE'S IN GOOD HUMOR.
388
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,643
HELLO, ANDY.
389
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,312
OH, HI, AUNT BEE.
390
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,383
I BROUGHT YOU LUNCH.
391
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,386
OOH, PICNIC BASKET, HUH?
392
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,654
WELL...
393
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,256
THERE YOU ARE.
394
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,257
THANK YOU.
395
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,992
HERE'S AN EXTRA NAPKIN.
396
00:15:59,026 --> 00:15:59,993
WELL...
397
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,996
AND, UH...
PORK CHOPS.
398
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,998
PORK CHOPS AGAIN
FOR LUNCH?
399
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,000
WELL, I KNOW HOW
MUCH YOU LIKE THEM.
400
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,001
WOW.
401
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,002
BEANS...
MMM.
402
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,537
AND CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
403
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,671
CHOCOLATE PUDDING?
404
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,340
AND HERE'S
SOME FRESH FRUIT.
405
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,607
YOU'VE GOT
ALL MY FAVORITES.
406
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,143
THIS IS REALLY
SOMETHING.
407
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,710
NOW, YOU JUST ENJOY IT.
408
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,212
WELL, I SURE WILL.
409
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,747
I'LL BRING
THE BASKET HOME.
410
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,482
OH, NO, NO.
DON'T BOTHER.
411
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,616
I'LL WAIT.
412
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,485
WELL, WELL, OKAY.
413
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,721
MMM-MMM.
414
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,093
MMM...
415
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,094
GOOD?
416
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,363
MMM... MM.
417
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,366
OH, ANDY, I JUST
REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
418
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,367
HMM?
419
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102
WELL, IT'S
NOT IMPORTANT.
420
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,104
IT'S HARDLY
WORTH MENTIONING.
421
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,805
IT'S TRIVIAL, YOU KNOW?
422
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,107
YEAH. WHAT IS IT?
423
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,741
IT'S ABOUT THE CAR.
424
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,278
GOOBER'S BEEN GIVING ME
SOME GREAT REPORTS
425
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,345
ON YOUR DRIVING.
426
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,813
HE SAYS
YOU'RE DOING FINE.
427
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,715
WELL, GOOBER'S
A VERY GOOD TEACHER.
428
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,585
YEAH. I HOPE YOU DIDN'T THINK
I WAS TOO HARD ON YOU
429
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,388
WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED,
BUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
430
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,157
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET
INTO ANY KIND OF TROUBLE.
431
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,093
WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.
432
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,260
WELL, NOW YOU KNOW.
433
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,062
DRIVING IS VERY DIFFICULT
434
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,364
AND REQUIRES
A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT.
435
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:15,135
AUNT BEE, I-I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MANY MEN AND WOMEN
436
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,605
COME IN THIS OFFICE EVERY WEEK
AND PAY A GREAT BIG FINE
437
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,708
BECAUSE THEY BUMPED INTO
SOMEBODY'S CAR OR SOMETHING
438
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,678
JUST BECAUSE FOR THAT INSTANT
THEY DIDN'T CONCENTRATE.
439
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,181
HOW AWFUL.
440
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,450
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE DOING FINE.
441
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,852
THANK YOU.
442
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,189
SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO TELL ME?
443
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,190
HMM?
444
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,691
OH.
445
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:43,430
WELL, THERE'S... THERE'S A SALE
OF BLACK SOCKS S-SOMEWHERE
446
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,298
IF YOU NEED ANY.
447
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,708
BUT, AUNT BEE, A TENT
ON THE BACK OF THE CAR?
448
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,710
AREN'T PEOPLE GOING
TO ASK QUESTIONS?
449
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,179
WELL, I HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING
450
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,847
UNTIL I CAN THINK
OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
451
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,316
WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE
HOW LONG YOU CAN WAIT.
452
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,451
Opie:
AUNT BEE?
453
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,552
:
OH.
454
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,321
OH, OPIE.
455
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,157
WHAT YOU DOING WITH
MY TENT, AUNT BEE?
456
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,425
WELL, I'M, UH, JUST
BORROWING IT FOR A LITTLE.
457
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,328
I DON'T WANT THE SAP FROM
THE TREE TO GET ON THE CAR.
458
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,430
WELL, I'M GOING TO
NEED IT THIS SATURDAY
459
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,199
'CAUSE I'M CAMPING
WITH THE FELLAS.
460
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,368
WELL, WE'LL WORRY
ABOUT THAT ON SATURDAY.
461
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,370
BUT THIS IS MY SCOUT TROOP.
462
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,438
OH, OPIE, IF YOU WERE
REALLY A GOOD SCOUT,
463
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,174
YOU'D SLEEP OUT
UNDER THE STARS.
464
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,375
BUT, AUNT BEE...
465
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,777
OPIE, PLEASE,
WILL YOU GO SOMEWHERE?
466
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,479
YES, MA'AM.
467
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,896
Andy:
SONNY!
468
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:50,897
SONNY!
469
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,399
DON'T BE RIDING YOUR BIKE
470
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,501
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET LIKE THAT.
471
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,635
YOU MIGHT GET RUN OVER.
472
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,304
GET OVER THERE,
CLOSER TO THE CURB.
473
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,738
GO ON.
474
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:01,841
GET ON OVER.
475
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,377
FARTHER OVER BY THE CURB.
476
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,612
ALL RIGHT.
477
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,296
WHAT HAPPENED, PA?
478
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,564
I HEARD A BANG.
479
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,565
NOTHING MUCH.
480
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,866
I JUST BUMPED
INTO THE BACK
481
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,535
OF AUNT BEE'S CAR
A LITTLE BIT.
482
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,803
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'S
ANY DAMAGE, THOUGH.
483
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,838
THAT'S GOOD.
484
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,839
WHAT'S YOUR...
485
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,641
WHAT'S YOUR TENT
DOING HERE?
486
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,775
AUNT BEE
IS USING IT
487
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,544
TO KEEP THE SAP
FROM FALLING ON IT.
488
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,911
OH.
489
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,781
WELL, IT OUGHT TO BE
MORE OVER THE TRUNK LIKE THAT.
490
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,353
GOOD GRACIOUS.
491
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,221
HOW'D THAT
HAPPEN, PA?
492
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,723
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN ME.
493
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,459
I DIDN'T THINK
I HIT IT THAT HARD
494
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,561
BUT I GUESS I PUSHED IT
AGAINST THE TREE.
495
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,563
GEE. HERE, TAKE YOUR...
496
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,299
TAKE YOUR TENT
AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE.
497
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,400
OKAY, PA.
498
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,893
OH, ANDY. OH...
499
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,462
GEE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, AUNT BEE.
500
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,897
I KNOW JUST WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING
501
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,266
SO I MIGHT JUST AS WELL
TELL YOU EXACTLY...
502
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,568
GEE, I DIDN'T THINK
I HIT IT HARD ENOUGH
503
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,770
TO DENT YOUR FENDER,
BUT I GUESS I DID.
504
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,475
DENT THE FENDER?
505
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,743
YEAH.
506
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,678
I WAS HOLLERING AT A BOY
ON A BICYCLE
507
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,547
AND THE CAR STARTED
TO MOVE FORWARD
508
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,317
AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
I HAD RUN INTO YOUR CAR.
509
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,718
I'M AWFUL SORRY.
510
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,885
YOU RAN INTO IT?
511
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,354
YEAH.
512
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,723
WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU FRET.
513
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,691
WHY, THAT'S
JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
514
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,393
THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.
515
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,961
I'M NOT ANYBODY.
I'M A SHERIFF.
516
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,664
I'M SUPPOSED TO PREVENT
ACCIDENTS, NOT CAUSE 'EM.
517
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,466
WELL, NOW, DON'T BE HARSH
WITH YOURSELF.
518
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,435
I'LL JUST HAVE IT REPAIRED,
I'LL PAY FOR IT,
519
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,736
AND WE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT.
520
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,738
I'LL PAY FOR IT.
I DID IT.
521
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,606
NO, NO, ANDY. I INSIST.
522
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,808
AFTER ALL, I...
523
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,477
I GOT THE CAR FROM GOOBER.
524
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,546
NO, NO, I'LL
PAY FOR IT.
525
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,014
I CAN DO THAT, HMM.
526
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,551
IT'S A FIRST FOR ME,
YOU KNOW THAT?
527
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,620
IT IS?
528
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,721
YEAH.
529
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:32,024
I NEVER HAD AN
ACCIDENT BEFORE.
530
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,426
NEVER?
531
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,995
NO. I NEVER EVEN PUT
A SCRATCH ON A CAR.
532
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,998
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
IT GOES, I GUESS, YEAH.
533
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:58,885
ANDY?
534
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,453
MM
535
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,922
YOU DIDN'T PUT
THE DENT IN THE CAR.
536
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,424
I MUST HAVE.
537
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,860
NO, THE DENT WAS IN THE CAR
BEFORE YOU HIT IT.
538
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,862
AND I PUT IT THERE.
539
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,997
WHAT?
540
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,665
THE MAN CAME
TO CUT THE TREES
541
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,534
AND HE ASKED ME
TO MOVE THE CAR.
542
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,535
I KNOW, I KNOW.
543
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,936
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
544
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,038
WITHOUT A LICENSED DRIVER
BESIDE ME,
545
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,707
BUT IT WAS JUST A FEW FEET
546
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,075
AND I DIDN'T THINK
THERE WOULD BE ANY HARM
547
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:26,145
AND SOMEHOW, INSTEAD
OF GOING UP AND DOWN AND OVER
548
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,681
I WENT DOWN, UP, OVER
AND THE CLUTCH...
549
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,816
OH, I DON'T KNOW...
550
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,018
AND ANYWAY, I DID COME
TO THE OFFICE
551
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,486
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
552
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,021
BUT I JUST COULDN'T.
553
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,490
OH, AUNT BEE...
554
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,159
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN
THAT CAR LIKE THAT.
555
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,994
I KNOW, BUT I
JUST HIT A TREE.
556
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,764
ANYBODY CAN HAVE
A LITTLE ACCIDENT
LIKE THAT.
557
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,832
I KNOW.
558
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,700
OH, ANDY, YOU ARE GOING
559
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,404
TO LET ME TAKE THAT
LICENSE TEST, AREN'T YOU?
560
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,039
WELL, YES, YES.
561
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,643
I GUESS IF I CAN RUN
INTO A BUMPER,
562
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,778
YOU CAN RUN INTO ONE TREE.
563
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,619
Aunt Bee:
ANDY! ANDY!
564
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,187
I PASSED!
565
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,556
I PASSED!
566
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,890
YOU DIDN'T.
I DID.
567
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,659
AND THE LICENSE
EXAMINER SAID
568
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:13,993
SHE DONE
REAL GOOD, TOO.
569
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,161
AND HE TOLD ME
570
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,430
WHOEVER TAUGHT ME
DID A WONDERFUL JOB.
571
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,932
NOW, CAN I BUY THE CAR
FROM GOOBER?
572
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,602
WELL, YEAH,
I GUESS YOU CAN.
573
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,003
OH, I FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
574
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,738
NOW, THE DENT'S
REALLY MINE.
575
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:28,040
WELL, DON'T GET
ANY MORE DENTS, AUNT BEE.
576
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,876
TAKE REAL GOOD CARE
OF THE CAR.
577
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,043
I WILL.
578
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,012
CHECK YOUR OIL AND WATER
ALL THE TIME.
579
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,214
KEEP ABOUT 32 POUNDS
OF AIR IN THE TIRES.
580
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,749
ALL RIGHT.
GOOBER, I THINK
581
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,751
I'LL BRING THE CAR IN
IN THE MORNING.
582
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,454
WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE
WITH OUR INTERMEDIATE GEAR.
583
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,755
I THINK WE'LL
CHANGE THE OIL
584
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,190
AND GIVE IT A
GOOD LUBRICATION.
585
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,992
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, ANDY.
586
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,126
GOOD-BYE, GOOBER.
587
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,637
COME ON, OPIE,
GET IN THE BACK WITH FLOYD.
588
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,971
GOOBER,
YOU GET IN THE BACK.
589
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:01,474
ANDY, HELEN, COME ON
IN HERE IN THE FRONT.
590
00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:04,977
GET IN. IT'LL BE A TIGHT
SQUEEZE, BUT WE CAN MANAGE.
591
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,913
NOW, ATTENTION,
EVERYBODY --
592
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,948
GET YOUR SEAT BELTS READY.
593
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,519
AUNT BEE.
YES?
594
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:16,022
MAY THIS BE THE START
OF MANY HOURS OF SMOOTH DRIVING.
595
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,491
MAY YOU GLIDE
OVER THE HIGHWAYS
596
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,494
LIKE A SWAN
SKIMMING ACROSS A LAKE.
597
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:22,629
OH.
598
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,997
THANK YOU, FLOYD.
THANK YOU.
599
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,766
NOW OFF WE GO.
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