Original subtitles

WELL...I GUESS I BETTER GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO WAIT FOR BARNEY?

WAY HE WAS CARRYING ON AT THE REUNION LAST NIGHT,

HE'S LIABLE TO SLEEP THE CLOCK AROUND.

WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME.

WARREN CAN TAKE CARE OF THINGS

DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE, CAN'T HE?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE.

GOT A CUP OF COFFEE FOR A PASSING HOBO?

Andy: WELL, LOOKY THERE.

IT'S ALIVE AND WALKS AND TALKS AND EVERYTHING.

YOU SIT RIGHT DOWN.

DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

SURE HE DID.

LOOK HOW RESTED HE LOOKS.

IN A STRANGE BED AND EVERYTHING.

DIDN'T HAVE A BIT OF TROUBLE.

LAID RIGHT DOWN, WENT RIGHT OUT.

THAT'S THE SIGN OF A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.

YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE TOSS AND TURN, BUT NOT ME.

JUST DOWN, OUT.

LIKE A LIGHT.

THE MATTRESS WASN'T TOO HARD, HMM?

HE SAID HE SLEPT FINE.

NEXT TIME WE'LL CHANGE WITH ANDY.

I DO WANT YOU

TO BE COMFORTABLE.

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO RIGHT BACK, DO YOU?

WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON MY CAR, ANGE.

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY FUEL PUMP.

GOOBER'S LOOKING IT OVER.

YOU WILL HAVE TIME

TO COME AND MEET WARREN, WON'T YOU?

OH. YOU MEAN THE FELLA THAT TOOK OVER MY JOB AS DEPUTY.

YEAH.

HOW'S HE DOING AT IT?

AS A MATTER OF FACT...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANOTHER WORD, ANGE.

IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE KEY PERSONNEL.

ESPECIALLY THAT DEPUTY'S JOB.

IT'S WAY BEYOND WHAT THE ORDINARY MAN CAN HANDLE.

BUT WARREN'S DOING A WONDERFUL JOB.

HE IS?

YEAH, HE'S WORKING OUT FINE.

I'LL GET THE KEYS AND WE'LL GO.

WELL, I'M AWFUL GLAD

THE NEW DEPUTY'S WORKING OUT SO WELL.

OH, YES. HE'S A GRADUATE OF THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY.

FOURTH IN HIS CLASS.

ANDY WAS EVEN ABLE TO TAKE OFF TWO WEEKS LAST FALL--

SOMETHING HE WAS NEVER ABLE TO DO BEFORE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A VERY SLOW PERIOD.

UH, I THINK YOU'LL LIKE WARREN

VERY MUCH.

LET'S GO. OR DO YOU WANT TO WAIT AND FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST?

NO, I'LL GRAB A BITE LATER.

LISTEN, ANGE, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING

AND I, I REALLY BETTER HEAD ON BACK TO RALEIGH.

YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY ONE

THAT'S FAMILIAR WITH THEM FINGERPRINT FILES.

WELL, YOU SAID YOUR SECTION WAS JUST FROM "N" TO "R."

YEAH, BUT THAT COULD CAUSE A BOTTLENECK

IF IT'S NOT HANDLED PROPER.

WELL, COULDN'T YOU STAY JUST A LITTLE WHILE?

WELL, I-I-I'D LOVE TO, REALLY

BUT, YOU KNOW, DUTY CALLS.

CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?

WELL...

HI, SARAH?

UH, GET ME GOOBER DOWN AT THE FILLING STATION.

YEAH, IT'S ME.

I'M FINE.

NO, I HAVEN'T MET HIM.

YES, I UNDERSTAND HE'S VERY CAPABLE.

J-JUST GET ME GOOBER.

HELLO?

OH, HEY, BARN!

I JUST GOT YOUR FUEL PUMP OUT.

YEAH, IT'S A MESS.

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW ONE.

HAVE TO SEND TO MOUNT PILOT FOR IT.

PUT THE OLD PUMP BACK!

I GOT TO GET BACK TO RALEIGH.

BUT IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO GET IT OUT.

WELL, OKAY.

WELL, IT'LL TAKE ME ABOUT AN HOUR.

I GOT OTHER WORK I GOT TO GET OUT FIRST.

AN HOUR?!

OH, GOOD.

THEN YOU'LL HAVE TIME.

HEY, G

LISTEN, WHEN THE CAR'S READY

CALL BARNEY AT THE COURTHOUSE, OKAY?

RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD.

WELL, COME ON.

BARNEY, YOU'LL LIKE WARREN VERY MUCH.

COME ON IN, BARN.

WELL, WHERE'S MR. WONDERFUL?

HE'S PROBABLY OVER AT THE CROSSING.

HE'LL BE ALONG IN A LITTLE BIT.

BARN, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT...

I KNOW, I KNOW.

HE'S A GRADUATE OF THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY.

OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

DID YOU ALSO HEAR...?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-- FOURTH IN HIS CLASS.

A REGULAR CAPTAIN MARVEL.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BARN.

YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY MEETING WARREN BECAUSE...

HERE HE COMES.

NOW, YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELF.

MORNIN', ANDY.

WARREN...

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BARNEY FIFE.

BARNEY, THIS IS WARREN FERGUSON.

HOWDY.

BOY! THIS CERTAINLY IS A PLEASURE!

I'VE HEARD SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU!

HUH?

YEAH! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS!

YOU'RE ABOUT THE BEST-KNOWN DEPUTY

IN THE WHOLE DARN COUNTY!

YEAH!

WELL, I MEAN IT.

YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF BEING A LIVING LEGEND

AROUND HERE.

"LEGEND."

WELL, I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR AS TO SAY THAT.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

DON'T KID ME!

I BEEN PORING OVER THOSE REPORTS OF YOURS.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL.

WHY, THEY'D MAKE A TEXTBOOK

FOR ANY LAWMAN IN THE COUNTRY.

WELL, I SUPPOSE...

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?

ALL I HAVE TO DO

IS HEAT IT.

YEAH, I MIGHT HAVE A CUP.

I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

I TAKE MINE WITH...

I KNOW EXACTLY.

THREE LUMPS OF SUGAR AND A LITTLE CREAM.

UNCLE FLOYD TOLD ME.

YOU ARE GOING TO STAY AROUND TOWN FOR A WHILE

AREN'T YOU, BARNEY?

WELL...

I SURE WOULD LIKE TO HEAR

THOSE EXPERIENCES YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE A DEPUTY.

I GUESS THERE'S NO REAL RUSH TO GET BACK.

I'LL GET THE COFFEE.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT WARREN.

HE KIND OF GOES OVERBOARD ON THE SUBJECT OF BARNEY FIFE.

"A LIVING LEGEND."

WELL, I HOPE HE'S NOT GONNA DISTURB YOU,

GOING ON LIKE THAT.

NO, NO. I MEAN, IT'S A NATURAL THING.

LOTS OF FELLAS HAVE THEMSELVES AN IDOL.

I HAD ONE MYSELF WHEN I WAS A KID.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WHO WAS IT?

SKEETS GALLAGHER.

SKEETS GALLAGHER?

YEAH, SIDEKICK TO TAILSPIN TOMMY.

OH. OH.

WELL, ANYWAY, I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU

THAT WHEN WARREN COMES BACK,

HE'S GONNA WANT TO HEAR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID.

I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA PESTER YOU TO DEATH.

YEAH, WELL, I SUPPOSE, BUT, YOU KNOW,

NOBLESSE OBLIGE.

SARAH, GET ME GOOBER.

YOU KNOW, THAT WARREN'S GOT A LOT OF MOXIE.

YEAH.

SAY, GOOB?

OH, BARN. I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU.

I PUT MY OTHER WORK ASIDE

AND GOT THAT FUEL PUMP ON AGAIN FOR YOU,

KNOWING YOU WAS IN A HURRY.

YOU AIN'T?

TAKE IT OFF?

WELL, YEAH, A NEW ONE WOULD BE BETTER, BUT --

WELL, OKAY!

HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, BARNEY, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT --

THREE LUMPS OF SUGAR AND A LITTLE CREAM.

WELL, THANKS.

NOW, YOU WERE ASKING ME

ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES AS A DEPUTY.

WELL, WHEN THEY FIRST PINNED ON THE OLD BADGE --

BARNEY, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ABOUT 5 MINUTES?

I'VE GOT TO RUN NEXT DOOR TO UNCLE FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP.

RIGHT NOW? YEAH.

WELL, THE THING IS, HIS VIBRATOR'S ON THE BLINK,

AND I PROMISED HIM I'D FIX IT.

THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

MAYBE I COULD GO WITH YOU.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

YEAH. SEE YOU LATER, ANGE.

WELL, YOU WERE ASKING ME ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES.

WELL, WHEN THEY FIRST PINNED ON THE OLD BADGE...

SO I WINGED HIM FROM A PRONE POSITION...

OH, HI, FARLEY.

HI, BARN.

ENJOY YOURSELF AT THE REUNION LAST NIGHT?

IT WAS JUST GREAT.

FARLEY'S COME OVER TO GET A LIST

OF EVERYBODY THAT WAS THERE.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER.

HEY, FARLEY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT A STORY

HOW ABOUT BARNEY FIFE BEING BACK IN TOWN?

CALL IT THE, UH... LIVING LEGEND RETURNS.

OH, NOW, WARREN...

AND YOU COULD HAVE PICTURES AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, I-IT'S KIND OF LATE.

A PICTURE OF BARNEY MIGHT GO GOOD WITH YOUR STORY.

GEE, ANDY, I DON'T KNOW.

NO.

WELL, IF IT'S TOO LATE...

'COURSE, IF YOU INSIST.

OKAY, I'LL GO DIG UP MY CAMERA.

I'LL PICK UP THAT LIST WHEN I GET BACK.

OKAY, FARLEY.

KNOW WHAT'D MAKE IT A FINE PICTURE?

IF YOU HAD BROUGHT YOUR UNIFORM.

I DON'T IMAGINE YOU BROUGHT THAT.

WELL, IT JUST, UH, JUST SO HAPPENS

I DID PACK IT.

YOU DIDN'T?

I HAD ROOM IN THE SUITCASE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER THERE'D BE ANY OCCASION.

THAT MAKES IT PERFECT, ANDY!

I'LL DRIVE YOU OVER, AND YOU CAN CHANGE.

OH, ANDY, THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY FOR MAYBERRY.

WELL, HERE HE IS.

WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT, BARN.

IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

WELL, LET'S DO IT.

I THINK IT'D BE BETTER

IF WE TOOK THE PICTURE OUTSIDE.

SURE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE COURTHOUSE, HUH?

WELL

YEAH.

SO, LET'S GO.

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

I WANT TO...

OH. OH, OKAY.

SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

WARDEN HICKS AT THE COUNTY WORK FARM.

WE JUST HAD A PRISONER ESCAPE.

HE CAME FROM OUT YOUR WAY.

FIGURED HE MIGHT SHOW UP BACK THERE.

OH, ESCAPED PRISONER, HUH?

YEAH. AVERY NOONAN.

AVERY NOONAN.

OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER!

ABOUT A YEAR BACK.

I'M THE ONE THAT GOT HIM SENT UP.

THAT YOU, BARNEY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?

A LITTLE VACATION.

BOY, YOU SURE PICKED A BAD TIME FOR IT.

ALL AVERY TALKED ABOUT ALL YEAR

WAS HOW HE WANTED TO BUST OUT AND EVEN THINGS UP WITH YOU.

HOW MUCH LONGER

YOU GOING TO BE AROUND?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

LET'S JUST HOPE

HE DON'T FIND OUT YOU'RE IN TOWN.

HE'S MEAN, BARNEY.

BIG AND MEAN.

REAL MEAN.

WHAT'S HE DOING IN THERE?

WELL, HE REALLY MUST BE DOLLIN' HIMSELF UP.

I'LL SEE WHAT'S KEEPING HIM.

BARN, WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU.

UH, YEAH.

FARLEY WANTS TO GET THE PICTURE.

BY TONIGHT, 2,000 LOYAL READERS WILL KNOW BARNEY FIFE'S BACK.

YEAH, WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKIN', ANGE,

THAT MAYBE I OUGHT TO PASS UP THAT PICTURE AND THE STORY.

PASS IT UP?

YEAH, WELL, YOU...

YOU KNOW, IT, UH, COULD BE CONSIDERED

UH, WELL, PUSHY, AND, UH, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THAT TYPE.

OH, I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY AT ALL.

YOU GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS HERE.

I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I'D LIKE TO PLAY IT MY WAY

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

NO... IF YOU FEEL THAT STRONGLY ABOUT IT.

I DO, SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND JUST TELLING FARLEY, UH...

I'LL TELL HIM.

HMM.

SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

YOU SAID YOU WANT BARNEY FIFE?

NO! HE WENT BACK TO RALEIGH.

I DON'T THINK HE'LL EVER COME BACK

TO THIS PART OF THE STATE, EVER!

GOOBER?

OH, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED.

WELL, HOW COME YOU WAS TALKING SO FUNNY?

OH, IT WAS A JOKE, HUH?

YEAH, THAT'S REAL FUNNY, BARNEY.

SAY, WHAT I CALLED YOU ABOUT WAS

I GOT THAT FUEL PUMP OFF LIKE YOU WANTED,

AND I'LL BE GETTING ONE IN FROM MOUNT PILOT IN THE MORNING.

PUT IT BACK ON?

THE OLD ONE?

THE ONE I JUST TOOK OFF?

YES, SIR.

I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE DEALING WITH A CRAZY MAN.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

WELL, IF BARNEY DOESN'T WANT HIS PICTURE TAKEN,

THAT'S OKAY BY ME.

SEE YA, ANDY.

SEE YA, FARLEY.

THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD OF BARNEY

WALKING AWAY FROM A CAMERA.

Andy: HEY, BARN.

THAT IS YOU, ISN'T IT?

WELL, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT BE GETTING SOME RAIN

SO I BORROWED YOUR RAINCOAT.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

NO... BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF RAIN.

WELL, I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.

BUT THE SKIES ARE CLEAR.

THAT'S WHAT'LL FOOL YOU.

I REALLY BETTER HEAD BACK TO RALEIGH

BECAUSE OF THE FINGERPRINT FILES.

I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE

WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE IS HANDLING THEM.

OH, COME ON, BARN.

SO I'M GOING TO THE HOUSE AND PACK.

I'LL SEE YOU.

HOW YOU DOING, GOOB?

I GOT THE FUEL PUMP BACK ON BARNEY'S CAR.

GOOD.

YOU KNOW HE'S CRAZY.

WELL...

YOU COMING IN?

YEAH.

AUNT BEE?

AUNT BEE?

SHH. BARNEY'S SLEEPING.

SLEEPING?

SHH! HE'S BEEN UP IN THE GUEST ROOM

ALL AFTERNOON.

WELL, THAT'S STRANGE.

GOOBER'S GOT HIS CAR READY.

I BETTER GO GET HIM UP.

WELL, IT SEEMS A SHAME

WHEN HE'S SLEEPING SO SOUNDLY.

SHH!

WHO'S THERE?

Andy: IT'S ME.

YOU AWAKE?

OH, YEAH.

JUST A SECOND.

AUNT BEE SAID YOU WERE ASLEEP.

I HAD TO MOVE THAT.

I DROPPED A COLLAR BUTTON.

OH.

WELL, GOOBER'S HERE WITH YOUR CAR.

OH. WELL, UH...

EXCUSE ME.

UH, YOUR CAR'S ALL READY, BARNEY.

IT'S OUT FRONT IN THE DRIVEWAY.

OH, WELL, GOOD. GOODBYE, EVERYONE.

I HAD A GOOD TIME AND I'LL DROP A LINE...

WAIT. I MADE A BAG OF SANDWICHES FOR YOU.

OH, WELL, NO NEED FOR THAT.

THEY'RE ALL READY.

WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, BARN?

I'M NOT HERE! I'VE GONE!

NOW, YOU WAIT-WAIT... WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

HELLO?

YES, WARDEN.

NO KIDDING.

WHAT IS IT, ANDY?

NO. I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT.

WHAT IS IT, ANDY?

WARDEN HICKS SAYS THAT A FELLOW NAMED AVERY NEWMAN

ESCAPED FROM THE COUNTY WORK FARM

AND HE WAS SEEN HOPPING A SOUTHBOUND TRAIN.

HE THINKS HE MAY BE HEADED THIS WAY.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

YES, WARDEN?

YOU MEAN BARNEY DIDN'T TELL YOU?

IS HE STILL THERE?

WELL, I'M SURPRISED AFTER WHAT I TOLD HIM

ABOUT AVERY BEING OUT TO GET HIM.

GUESS HE LIKES TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY, HUH?

I TOLD HIM WHEN I CALLED UP AT NOON.

WELL, KEEP IN TOUCH.

UH, RIGHT, WARDEN.

THANKS.

BYE.

HERE YOU ARE, BARNEY.

I PUT THE TUNA FISH ON TOP.

WELL, THAT'S, THAT'S FINE.

ANDY.

ANDY, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE STATIONMASTER.

SOME FELLA NAMED AVERY NOONAN

IS SNEAKING AROUND THE DEPOT.

YEAH?

THIS NOONAN FELLA

IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

TWO YEARS AT THE COUNTY WORK FARM.

YEAH, I HEARD.

BARNEY, I BROUGHT THE OLD GUN.

I KNEW YOU'D WANT TO GET IN ON THIS ONE.

WELL, I'D SURE JUST LOVE TO

BUT I, UH... I GOT TO GET BACK.

I'LL SEE YOU.

GEE, BARNEY, I'M SURE WE CAN WRAP IT UP...

DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST.

THAT FUEL PUMP'S NOT THE BEST.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT

TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, BARNEY?

I ONLY WISH I COULD, WARREN.

THERE'S NOTHING I'D LIKE BETTER

THAN TO BE OUT ON THE HUNT AGAIN, CLOSING IN ON THE QUARRY,

BUT WE CAN'T ALWAYS DO

THE THINGS WE WANT TO DO.

WHAT IS IT, GOOBER?

FUEL PUMP FELL OFF.

WELL, PUT IT BACK ON!

I'VE HAD TO TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON SO MUCH

THE FITTINGS WORE OUT.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO FIX IT?

TOMORROW SOMETIME.

I HAVE TO GET NEW FITTINGS.

THAT MAKES IT JUST GREAT.

THEN YOU CAN GO WITH US, BARNEY.

HERE, LET ME STRAP THIS ON FOR YOU.

BOY, THIS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE OLD TIMES.

WARREN, MAYBE BARNEY'S GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.

YEAH, MAYBE I DO.

YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO STEAL

ANY OF THE GLORY.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT THAT'S OKAY WITH ME, BARN.

I CAN IMAGINE HOW ANXIOUS YOU ARE

TO GET BACK IN THE HARNESS.

LET'S GO, HUH?

WELL...

COME ON, BARN. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE OFF, BARNEY.

COME ON.

HOLD IT NOW.

I THINK IF WE SURPRISE HIM

THERE WON'T BE MUCH TROUBLE.

RIGHT. BARNEY, LEAD ON.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

WE CAN'T ALL GO RUSHING IN THERE.

BARNEY, YOU STAY OUT HERE AND MONITOR THE RADIO.

YOU MEAN YOU WANT HIM TO STAY HERE

WELL, SOMETHING MIGHT COME IN.

IN CASE YOU FLUSH HIM OUT OF THE DEPOT

THIS COULD BE A TROUBLE SPOT

BUT THAT'S OKAY.

I DON'T MIND. I'LL GO IT ALONE.

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE IN WITH US?

WELL...

COME ON.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, ANDY.

HE SEEMED TO WANT TO STAY BY THE CAR.

LOOK, WE NEED SOMEBODY.

COULD I HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT HIM?

COULD THE WHOLE TOWN HAVE BEEN WRONG?

WARREN, WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. COME ON.

HERE I WAS THINKING HE WAS A BRAVE MAN--

A LIVING LEGEND AND ALL.

HE SEEMS TO WANT TO PLAY IT SAFE.

HE'S AS BRAVE AS THEY COME.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT SOME OTHER TIME.

NOW YOU GO AROUND THE BACK AND I'LL GO IN HERE.

GO ON, GO ON.

WELL...

BARNEY FIFE.

LISTEN, M-MAYBE WE CAN JUST TALK THIS OVER.

THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

WH-WH-WH... UH...

ALL RIGHT!

YOU GIVE UP?!

COME ON, GET UP!

JUST GET UP!

GREAT WORK, BARN. YOU GOT HIM.

ALL RIGHT, AVERY, ON YOUR FEET.

YEAH, ON YOUR FEET.

BACK UP OVER THERE.

YEAH, BACK UP.

OH, THAT'S GREAT, JUST GREAT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

OLD INJUN TRICK, RIGHT?

YEAH.

MAKING HIM THINK

YOU'RE STAYING OUT BY THE CAR.

HIT HIM SO HARD YOU KNOCKED THE BREATH OUT OF HIM.

YEAH, I GUESS SO. JUST A REFLEX.

HOW'D YOU DO IT, BARNEY?

WELL, LIKE ANDY SAID-- OLD INJUN TRICK.

WHEN HE COME AT ME, I JUST-- POW!

ONE, TWO, RIGHT IN THE BREADBASKET.

HE DIDN'T EVEN USE HIS PISTOL.

REALLY, BARNEY?

NO NEED-- NOT WHEN I GOT THESE BABIES.

ALL RIGHT, AVERY, LET'S GO.

GEEZ, BARNEY, THAT WAS GREAT.

WELL, WHEN I SEEN HIM COMING AT ME FROM BEHIND

MURDER IN HIS EYE

I JUST SPUN AROUND, STEP FORWARD

WEIGHT ON THE BALLS OF MY FEET

AND LET HIM HAVE IT RIGHT IN THE BREADBASKET.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE THEM BABIES.

YOU'LL LEARN.

POW, POW.

YEAH, I EXPECT HE'LL BE AWAY FOR QUITE A LONG TIME.

OKAY, COME ON OVER. BRING YOUR CAMERA. RIGHT.

FARLEY COMING OVER?

YOU KIDDING? THIS IS FRONT-PAGE STUFF.

YEAH.

LISTEN, WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM,

UH, KIND OF SWING THE CREDIT TO WARREN

FOR THE CAPTURE THERE, WILL YOU?

SWING THE CREDIT TO WARREN? HE WASN'T EVEN CLOSE BY.

YEAH, I KNOW,

BUT SOMETIMES IT DON'T HURT TO SHADE THINGS A LITTLE

WHEN YOU WANT TO HELP SOMEBODY.

YEAH, I SUPPOSE.

AFTER ALL, ANGE, I'VE HAD MY PLACE IN THE SUN HERE

FOR A LOT OF YEARS,

AND NOW A NICE FELLA LIKE THAT COMES ALONG.

A LITTLE PAT ON THE BACK WILL MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD.

IT'S HIS TOWN OUT THERE NOW, ANGE.

IT'S... IT'S NOT MINE.

WELL, I'LL SEE IF FARLEY'S COMING.

A TRUE LIVING LEGEND, THAT BARNEY FIFE.

I MEAN, HE'S SOMETHING, ISN'T HE, ANDY?

YES, HE IS.

HE REALLY IS.