Original subtitles

HEY, FLOSS, DOES THAT LOOK EVEN?

OH, IT'S PERFECTO, ANDY, PERFECTO.

OH, WELL, HOW ARE YOU KIDS DOING?

WELL, FINE, JUST FINE.

OH, GOOD, I THINK WE'RE PRETTY WELL SET.

NOW, WHERE'S THE LIST? OH, HERE IT IS.

NOW, LET'S SEE -- I GOT THE FOOD ORDERED,

AND MOTHER'S GONNA MAKE THE PUNCH.

NOW, I CHECKED WITH THE BAND.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW, FLOSS?

WELL, WHY DON'T WE PITCH IN AND HELP THE GIRLS HERE

WITH THE NAME BADGES?

ONCE WE'VE FINISHED WITH THEM,

WE'LL BE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.

NOW, ANDY, THESE ARE THE LETTERS

FROM THE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING.

YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S AWFUL NICE

OF YOU KIDS TO HELP US OUT.

I MEAN, AFTER ALL, IT ISN'T YOUR CLASS REUNION.

WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GLAD TO HELP.

HEY! OLD ALFRED KITCHERLY'S COMING BACK.

REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO DRIVE THAT OLD ESSEX

WITH "HEY, TOOTS" WRITTEN ON THE SIDE?

OH, WASN'T HE THE ONE

THAT BLEW UP THE CHEMISTRY CLASS?

YEAH.

MM, SHARON DESPAIN.

SEEMS TO ME I REMEMBER THAT NAME.

DIDN'T YOU USE TO GO OUT WITH HER, ANDY?

WE WERE IN CIVICS CLUB TOGETHER.

LOT OF FOLKS I REMEMBER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

YEAH, A LOT OF FOLKS I REMEMBER.

AH!

HMM?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

WHAT?

GUESS WHO'S COMIN' BACK?

WHO?

BARNEY!

BARNEY FIFE?

OH, HOW MARVELOUS!

HOW WONDERFUL!

YEAH, HE'S DRIVIN' DOWN

FROM RALEIGH ON FRIDAY.

WELL, I'D BETTER GET THE SPARE ROOM FIXED UP!

AND I'D BETTER GET SOME AIR FRESHENER.

YOU KNOW HOW BARNEY IS ABOUT AIR.

AND I THINK I'D BETTER GET SOME ANTI-ACID TABLETS.

HE MIGHT FORGET HIS, HMM?

WELL!

GOOD TO SEE YOU!

GOOD TO SEE YOU, ANGE.

WELL, HOW YOU BEEN?

OH, JUST FINE, FINE, FINE.

HOW YOU BEEN?

I OUGHT TO GIVE YOU A TICKET, YOU KNOW THAT?

PARKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.

YEAH, YOU OUGHT TO, AT THAT.

WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW'S EVERYBODY?

FINE, FINE, FINE. YOURSELF?

FINE. GOOD.

WELL, WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A NEW CAR?

YEAH, GOT MYSELF A CAR.

WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. THAT'S SOMETHING!

YEAH.

HEY. WHAT IS THIS, A '61?

WELL, NO, IT'S A '60, BUT IT'S A '61 GRILLE.

OH, WELL, THAT'S SHARP.

WELL, I WAS GOING TO BUY A NEW ONE

BUT I FIGURED WHAT THE HECK?

LET SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE THE DEPRECIATION.

THE FIRST SIX YEARS ARE MURDER, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, YEAH.

SURE IS A FINE- LOOKING CAR.

WELL...

AH...

WELL?

HOW DOES IT LOOK TO YOU?

YOU MEAN MAYBERRY?

YEAH.

NOT BAD, ANGE.

NOT BAD AT ALL.

YOU PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN THE SMALL TOWNS

YOU REALLY GOT IT MADE.

YEAH, I GUESS.

WELL, YOU WANNA...

YEAH.

YEAH...

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

HERE COMES OLD MAN CROWLEY.

I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE

WHEN HE SEES I'M BACK.

MR. CROWLEY.

MORNIN', ANDY, BARNEY.

WELL, HE'S GETTING OLD.

YEAH, HE IS.

MMM.

WELL...

WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.

YEAH.

SAME OLD COURTHOUSE.

YEAH, IT'S THE SAME OLD COURTHOUSE.

SAME OLD DESK.

SAME OLD DESK.

SAME CHAIR.

SAME CHAIR.

WELL, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.

YEAH.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW, BARN?

YOU STILL WITH THE STATE TRAFFIC?

OH, NO, NO.

I GOT THAT PROMOTION, I'M MOVING UP.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M WAY UP THERE NOW.

I GOT THE BIG JOB. I'M IN THE PRINTS.

IN THE PRINTS?

FINGERPRINTS!

I'M IN CHARGE OF A WHOLE SECTION-- "N" TO "R."

"NAB" TO "RESISKY."

THAT'S THE HOT SECTION, YOU KNOW.

NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

OH, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS

BUT YOUR BIGGEST CRIMINAL ELEMENTS

FALL RIGHT BETWEEN THOSE TWO LETTERS, "N" TO "R."

BOY, THE STORIES I COULD TELL YOU!

I BET YOU COULD.

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD JOB.

MMM. 95 BIG ONES A WEEK, PLUS 125 AT CHRISTMAS.

NO KIDDING.

HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOU?

AH...

YOU KNOW, THE SAME.

YEAH. YEAH.

CAN'T COMPLAIN.

YEAH.

WELL, I, UH...

HEARD YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW DEPUTY.

YEAH, YEAH. WARREN FERGUSON.

MM-HMM. GOOD. GOOD.

SO, THE BIG REUNION'S TOMORROW NIGHT, HUH?

YEAH. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

A LOT OF THE GANG GOING TO BE THERE?

YEAH, YEAH.

KITCHERLY'S COMING, PETERSON, RAYBURN.

UH-HUH.

HOW ABOUT, UH... THE GIRLS?

SOME OF THEM ARE COMING.

MM-HMM.

WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE THE OLD GANG

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

'COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM EVERY DAY

BUT YOU KNOW, ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS

JUST TO COMPARE NOTES, SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING.

WHAT THEY'VE MADE OF THEMSELVES.

WHO MADE IT.

Both: WHO DIDN'T.

YEAH, IT'S NICE. YEAH.

THELMA LOU COMING?

WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER YET.

SHE MOVED OUT OF TOWN

ABOUT A MONTH AFTER YOU LEFT.

SHE MIGHT SHOW UP THOUGH.

MMM.

YEAH, SHE WAS A CUTE KID.

YEAH.

SHE WAS PRETTY FOND OF YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?

SHE WAS CRAZY ABOUT ME IS WHAT SHE WAS.

YEAH, I GUESS IT SHOOK HER UP PRETTY BAD WHEN I LEFT TOWN.

YEAH.

SEE, WE FIXED IT ALL UP FOR YOU.

OH, NOW, I SURE HATE TO PUT YOU FOLKS

TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.

BARNEY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!

I COULD HAVE STAYED AT THE HOTEL JUST AS EASY.

NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

JUST SLAP IT ON THE OLD CREDIT CARD.

I JOINED ONE OF THEM.

YOU ARE COMING UP, AREN'T YOU?

WELL, A MAN CHANGES WITH THE TIMES.

HERE'S YOUR NIGHT LIGHT, BARNEY.

WELL, I, UH, HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT THAT IN JUST FOR ME.

I MEAN, I CAN... TAKE 'EM OR LEAVE 'EM.

WE THOUGHT WE'D JUST PUT ONE IN.

BARNEY, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A REST?

OH, NO, NO, I'M FINE.

LISTEN, I BROUGHT ALONG A FEW LITTLE THINGS.

OH...!

NOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE...

HERE YOU ARE, OPE.

GEE, BARNEY!

THANKS!

THAT'S ONE OF THE OFFICIAL INK PADS

WE USE AT THE PRINT DEPARTMENT.

OFFICIAL?!

YEAH.

WELL, GEE, BARNEY, THANKS A LOT!

OH, BARNEY, NOW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

LET'S SEE.

OH! HANDKERCHIEFS!

OH, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!

OH, AREN'T THEY NICE?

THEY'RE IMPORTED.

WELL, I CAN SEE THAT!

COME FROM TIJUANA.

OH, BARNEY, THAT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL.

ANGE.

AW...!

OPEN IT, PA.

WELL, I'M GOING TO.

OOH! A TIE CLIP!

Andy: OHH...!

GEE, THANKS.

WELL, NOW YOU CAN WEAR THAT

WHEN YOU GET DRESSED UP TOMORROW NIGHT.

WELL, I WILL!

A LOT OF PEOPLE CLIP 'EM

RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THEIR SHIRT.

IT'S SMART.

WELL...

HUH?

NOW, BARNEY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET SOME REST.

WE HAVEN'T PLANNED ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR TONIGHT.

HELEN'S COMING OVER

AND WE'RE GOING TO SIT AROUND AND TALK.

OH, THAT'S JUST FINE.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, ANDY AND OPIE, GO ON.

YOU SHOO OUT.

GO ON. GO ON, OPE.

BYE, BARNEY!

GET SOME REST.

YOU HAD A LONG DRIVE.

WELL...

WELL, THAT WAS SOME MEAL, HUH?

YEAH. AUNT BEE REALLY LAID IT ON THE TABLE

TONIGHT, DIDN'T SHE?

IT WAS DELICIOUS.

YEAH, BOY.

SAY, HELEN LOOKS GOOD. SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT.

SHE GOT HER HAIR MUNCHED UP, YOU KNOW.

ANYTHING COOKIN' WITH YOU TWO?

OH, YOU KNOW, SORT OF...

YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH.

AH! SMELL THAT HONEYSUCKLE.

MMM. NICE.

Helen: I'LL GET IT.

THANKS, HELEN.

WELL, YOU WANNA...

YEAH.

SO, THINGS ARE REALLY SWINGING FOR YOU

UP THERE IN RALEIGH, HUH?

OH, YEAH.

YOU OUGHT TO POP UP THERE SOMETIME.

YOU COULD STAY THERE AT THE "Y" WITH ME AS MY GUEST.

MAYBE I'LL DO THAT.

I GOT A CORNER ROOM NOW.

HMM.

I GUESS YOU GOT A PRETTY BIG SOCIAL LIFE, HUH?

OH, YEAH, THAT PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING.

I'M UP AND DOWN THAT HALL ALL NIGHT LONG.

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS FOR A SINGLE GUY IN A BIG CITY.

FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

YEAH.

JUST GO, GO, GO.

YEAH, JUST GO, GO, GO.

YEAH.

MMM.

THELMA LOU'S NOT COMING, HUH?

GEE, I DON'T GUESS SO.

WELL...

THAT'S TOO BAD.

SHE'D GET A KICK OUT OF SEEING HOW I'VE COME UP IN THE WORLD.

YEAH.

YOU STILL SWEET ON HER?

OH, NO! NO.

NO, NO, ONCE IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE, ANGE.

YOU CAN'T GO BACK.

MMM.

'COURSE...

SOMETIMES A MAN WONDERS.

YEAH.

WELL, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW NIGHT.

YEAH, I AM, TOO. YEAH.

GOOD OLD MAYBERRY HIGH SCHOOL, HUH?

YEAH, A GOOD SCHOOL.

WE HAD SOME FINE TIMES THERE, DIDN'T WE?

YES, A GOOD OLD SCHOOL.

* MMM, MMM

* UNION HIGH

Both: * VICTORY IS YOURS WELL NIGH

* WE'LL HIT THE LINE FOR POINTS EVERY TIME *

* THE ORANGE AND BLUE WILL TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY *

* AND WHEN THE VICTORY'S WON

* YOU'LL BE OUR FAVORITE SON

* PROUD WAVES YOUR BANNER IN THE SKY *

* MAYBERRY UNION HIGH.

IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, YOU KNOW THAT?

YEAH.

SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY.

YEAH.

THAT WAS FLOSS.

SHE JUST GOT A TELEGRAM ALL THE WAY FROM JACKSONVILLE.

GUESS WHO'S COMING?

WHO?

THELMA LOU!

SHE IS?!

WELL, AIN'T THAT SOMETHING!

HOW ABOUT THAT, ANGE?!

SHE'S COMIN'!

OLD THEL'S COMIN'.

I'LL BET ANYTHING SHE HEARD I WAS GONNA BE HERE!

COME ON, BARN, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!

OKAY, I'M COMING!

HE HASN'T CHANGED MUCH.

STILL THE SLOWEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

THERE YOU ARE.

YEAH! LOOK ALL RIGHT?

INDEED YOU DO.

YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD WITH THAT SUIT ON, PA.

THANKS.

WELL, THERE HE IS.

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG, ANGE.

YOU SURE DO LOOK GOOD.

WELL, THANKS.

GEE, THAT SUIT LOOKS BETTER

THAN EVER, BARNEY.

OF COURSE, I BOUGHT ME ONE OF THEM ITALIAN SUITS

TO WEAR IN RALEIGH,

BUT FOR DANCING, THIS ONE'S JUST PERFECT.

YOU KNOW, FOR THE DIPS AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, A SHIRT WITH YOUR INITIALS

ON IT, HUH?

Aunt Bee: WELL, YOU BOTH LOOK FINE,

LIKE TWO HIGH SCHOOL BOYS OFF TO YOUR FIRST PROM.

WELL... YOU READY?

YEAH, ALL SET.

WELL, LET'S GO.

YOU BOYS DRIVE CAREFULLY.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

DON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE.

WE WON'T, MAMA.

NOT TOO LATE. BYE.

[ PLAYING "CHATTANOOGA CHOO

ORCHESTRA SOUNDS GOOD, HUH?

MM-HMM.

YEAH.

MRS. HOSTEL PLAYS REGULARLY WITH THEM NOW,

DOESN'T SHE?

YEAH, EXCEPT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN THE LIBRARY'S OPEN.

MY, I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE THELMA LOU.

YEAH. IT'LL BE LIKE OLD TIMES.

YOU AND ME, THELMA LOU AND BARNEY.

WHERE IS BARNEY?

HE'S OVER THERE TALKING TO HIS OLD TEACHERS.

OF COURSE, IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD UP THERE.

I MEAN, IT'S SO DIFFERENT, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.

IT'S ALL AUTOMATION, COMPUTERS AND ELECTRONICS.

I GOT PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SECTION, "N" TO "R."

A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY, BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT.

DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANY SPELLING IN THAT JOB?

NO, NOT MUCH.

HOW DO YOU SPELL "NECESSARY"?

"NECESSARY."

WELL, N-E-C...

WELL, LOOK, I GOT AN ASSISTANT THAT DOES ALL THAT.

BARNEY WAS MORE INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL ANYWAY.

THAT'S RIGHT, MISS FENTON.

ALL THE CONTACT SPORTS.

DO YOU STILL GET NOSEBLEEDS, BARNEY?

WELL...

Woman: HELEN!

OH, I'D BETTER GO HELP FLOSS.

OH, WELL...

UH...

EXCUSE ME. I WANT...

ANGE, WHAT TIME IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT, UH...

10:30.

WELL, DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL SHOW UP.

WHO?

THELMA LOU.

I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT HER.

OH.

ANGE, IS THAT BONNIE JOHNSON?

OH, YEAH.

BOY, SHE SURE PUT THE WEIGHT ON, DIDN'T SHE?

YEAH, SHE ALWAYS WAS KIND OF HEFTY, REMEMBER?

YEAH. WELL, WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED

SHE STOPPED FIGHTING IT.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

YEAH.

HEY, BARN.

HMM.

WHY...

IT'S OL' THEL.

YEAH.

EXCUSE ME, ANGE.

YEAH.

BARNEY...

BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY.

HOW ARE YOU?

YOU... YOU'RE LOOKING WONDERFUL.

WELL... THANKS.

GEE... YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

HOW OFTEN I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU, BARNEY.

I... THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT YOU, TOO, THEL.

WELL...

IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.

YOU LOOK JUST...

WELL... WONDERFUL.

THANKS.

UH...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, THEL, I... I REALLY FELT BAD

ABOUT NOT WRITING TO YOU ALL THAT TIME

BUT YOU JUST CAN'T IMAGINE HOW BUSY I'VE BEEN.

WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BARNEY.

I UNDERSTAND.

WELL, A LOT OF BIG THINGS

HAVE BEEN HAPPENING FOR ME CAREER-WISE.

GEE, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY EXCITING.

YEAH.

THE FUTURE LOOKS PRETTY ROSY.

LOOKS PRETTY ROSY.

YOU DO LOOK SORT OF DIFFERENT.

SUCCESSFUL.

OH, WELL, I...

WELL! INITIALS.

OH...

YEAH, WELL, IF I WAS STAYING LONGER

I WOULD'VE BROUGHT ONE OF MY ITALIAN SUITS.

YOU KNOW, POCKETS ON THE SLANT.

YES, I'VE SEEN THEM.

THELMA LOU!

OH, HI, FLOSS!

OH, DID YOU JUST GET HERE?

JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO.

WELL, COME ALONG WITH ME

TO REGISTER AND GET YOUR NAME BADGE.

EXCUSE US A MINUTE, BARNEY.

I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.

WHERE'S THELMA LOU?

WELL, SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

FLOSS GOT A HOLD OF HER.

OH.

WELL, HOW'S SHE LOOK TO YOU?

WELL, SHE LOOKS JUST GREAT.

WELL, YOU SAW HER, ANGE.

SHE LOOKS GREAT, DON'T YOU THINK?

YES, SHE DOES.

IS, UM... IS IT STILL THERE?

WELL, I'M NOT SAYING IT IS

AND I'M NOT SAYING IT AIN'T.

I AIN'T GONNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING.

I TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH.

SHE'S STILL CRAZY ABOUT ME.

YEAH.

I CAN TELL.

HEY.

ANDY.

HI, THELMA LOU.

HOW ARE YOU? FINE.

ANDY TAYLOR, BARNEY FIFE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY HUSBAND,

GERALD WHITFIELD.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HI.

NICE TO KNOW YOU.

WELL, GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED, THELMA LOU.

UH, WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

SIX WEEKS AGO.

Andy: OH, SIX WEEKS, HUH?

WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S WONDERFUL.

JUST... JUST WONDERFUL.

ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL, BARN?

YEAH, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

JUST GO ON, ENJOY THE PARTY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'M GETTING ALONG FINE.

I'M GETTING ALONG JUST FINE.

I'M SORRY, BARN. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SHOCK.

SURE IT WAS A SHOCK!

SO WHAT? IT WASN'T THE FIRST ONE IN MY LIFE.

IT WON'T BE THE LAST.

THAT'S THE WAY LIFE IS, ANGE.

IT'S A ROUGH LIFE. YOU CAN'T CRY ABOUT IT.

SHE WAS THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED, ANGE.

SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I EVER WILL LOVE.

I HAD PLANS.

I HAD BIG PLANS.

NOW, COME ON, BARN.

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ANGE.

I'LL GET OVER IT.

IF I CAN'T DO IT ONE WAY, I'LL DO IT ANOTHER.

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET DRUNK

YOU WON'T DO IT THAT WAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THERE'S NOTHING IN THE PUNCH BUT FRUIT JUICE.

WHO'S TRYING TO GET DRUNK?

I'M JUST THIRSTY, THAT'S ALL.

HOW IS IT, ANDY? IS IT A NICE PARTY?

ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?

YEAH, VERY MUCH, FLOSS.

OOH, IT IS. OH, ISN'T IT EXCITING

ABOUT THELMA LOU GETTING MARRIED?

OH, I THINK HER HUSBAND IS SO CUTE.

ISN'T HE JUST A DOLL?

WE MET HIM.

HE'S GOT A GOOD JOB, TOO, YOU KNOW.

HE'S FOREMAN ON A WRECKING CREW.

OH, THERE'S NETTIE.

NETTIE DEAR, COME HERE, DEAR.

HERE'S SOMEONE THAT I BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER.

NETTIE ALBRIGHT. WHO, ME? COMING!

HOW ARE YOU, NETTIE?

I SEE YOU'RE A BLONDE NOW.

BARNEY FIFE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU.

JUST WONDERFUL THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING TO YOU.

YOU GOT THAT BIG JOB UP IN RALEIGH

AND YOU'RE DOING SO WELL.

WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO.

WELL, IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME.

IT ISN'T?

OH, NO. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D DO WELL

EVEN BACK AT UNION.

OH, I HAD SUCH FAITH IN YOU, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE.

YOU DID?

AS A MATTER OF FACT... WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS NOW.

BACK AT SCHOOL

YOU WERE ALWAYS MY IDOL.

I WANTED TO VOTE FOR YOU

FOR THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED

BUT THEY TALKED ME OUT OF IT.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, NETTIE?

YOU LOOK BETTER AS A BLONDE.

WELL, I DO HAVE MORE FUN.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

OH, BARNEY, I'D LOVE TO.

EXCUSE US, WILL YOU, ANGE?

SURE.

YEAH, LOTS BEEN GOING ON UP THERE IN RALEIGH.

OF COURSE, IT'S A BIG TOWN.

LOT OF WILD LIFE, YOU KNOW.

JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

* PROUD WAVES YOUR BANNER IN THE SKY *

* MAYBERRY UNION HIGH.

WELL, IT WAS QUITE AN EVENIN', WASN'T IT?

YEAH, QUITE AN EVENIN'.

YEAH.

GEE, THAT WAS SOMETHIN',

ABOUT THELMA LOU BEIN' MARRIED, WASN'T IT?

YEAH.

DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT THAT NETTIE ALBRIGHT?

YEAH, SHE'S REALLY SOMETHIN', ISN'T SHE?

YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN.

LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A CONNECTION THERE.

WELL, I THINK SHE'S HAD IT FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME.

SHE'S A NICE KID.

YOU KNOW, SHE LIVES RIGHT THERE IN ASHEVILLE.

THAT'S JUST A FEW HOURS FROM RALEIGH.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE UP THERE SOMETIME?

WELL, I WILL, IF I EVER GET THE TIME.

'COURSE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS UP THERE IN RALEIGH.

IT'S WILD, JUST GO, GO, GO, ALL THE TIME.

YEAH.

YEAH.

WANT TO GO IN?

YEAH.