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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,698 ANDY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO CLARA CARTWRIGHT? 2 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,166 NO. WHAT? 3 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,534 GOT A JOB. 4 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,436 OH. FROM THE WAY YOU SAID IT, 5 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,771 I THOUGHT SHE GOT RUN OVER OR SOMETHING. 6 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,508 NO. SHE GOT A JOB AT THE BAKERY THREE DAYS A WEEK. 7 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,143 OH. 8 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,646 SHE'S OLDER THAN I AM, YOU KNOW, ANDY. 9 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:46,747 GOOD. 10 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,749 HER BIRTHDAY'S AUGUST 21st, 11 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,551 AND MINE IS MARCH 17th. 12 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,454 THAT'S JUST 4 DAYS SHORT OF 7 MONTHS. 13 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,589 THAT'S GOOD. 14 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,760 THAT MOON MULLINS IS SOMETHING. 15 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,696 THERE SHE WAS, STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS. 16 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,266 HER CHILDREN ARE GROWN, YOU KNOW, 17 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:08,769 AND IT DOESN'T TAKE HER ANY TIME TO DO HER HOUSEWORK. 18 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,471 SHE WANTED TO BE ACTIVE. 19 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,406 I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,542 YOU DO? MM. 21 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:18,746 ANDY, TURN TO PAGE 7 IN THE OTHER SECTION. 22 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:21,715 IN THE OTHER SECTION. 23 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,251 PAGE 7. 24 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,255 NOW, LOOK AT THE WANT-ADS. 25 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,223 WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM TODAY. 26 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,525 LOOK. JUST AT -- THE THIRD ONE FROM THE BOTTOM. 27 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:32,760 I PUT A CROSS THERE. 28 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:36,230 WANTED -- FEMALE, EASY PART-TIME WORK, 29 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:39,867 AFTERNOONS, APPLY IN PERSON, 177 MAIN STREET. 30 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,702 THAT'S HANSON'S OLD PRINT SHOP. 31 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,272 DON'T TELL ME SOMEBODY'S GOING TO OPEN THAT THING UP AGAIN. 32 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,174 THEY MUST BE, ANDY. 33 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,409 YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT GOING DOWN THERE LOOKING FOR A JOB. 34 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,610 WELL, WHY NOT, ANDY? 35 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,412 IT'S ONLY IN THE AFTERNOONS. 36 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,514 I WOULDN'T BE NEGLECTING THE HOUSEWORK. 37 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:54,715 IT'D BE FUN, ANDY. 38 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,517 OH, AUNT BEA, I DON'T KNOW. 39 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,319 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL RIGHT FOR CLARA CARTWRIGHT 40 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,520 TO TAKE A JOB. 41 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,555 WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE 42 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,857 ANY EXPERIENCE IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. 43 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,493 ANDY, WE'RE OFTEN UNAWARE 44 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:08,229 OF THE CAPABILITIES OF THOSE CLOSEST TO US. 45 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,498 WELL... 46 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,392 OH. HELLO, VIOLET ROSE. 47 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:39,827 WELL, HI, THERE. 48 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,230 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 49 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:45,399 WELL, I CAME BY ANSWERING THE AD. 50 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,335 FOR THE JOB? 51 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,636 YES. 52 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,837 OH. 53 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,574 OH. 54 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:59,813 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING AT THE COAL COMPANY. 55 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,550 NO. I LEFT. IT WAS SO FAR OUT OF TOWN. 56 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,518 I'D RATHER BE HERE ON MAIN STREET 57 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,387 IN THE HEART OF THINGS. 58 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,456 YOU KNOW, WHERE THE ACTION IS. 59 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,558 WHO'S NEXT? 60 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,527 SHE WAS. I WAS. 61 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,628 THIS WAY, PLEASE. 62 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,869 WELL, THANK YOU, MR. KINGSLEY. 63 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,472 YOU, UH, HAVE MY NUMBER. 64 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,807 YES, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISS SHUMACKER. 65 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,813 GOOD LUCK. 66 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:44,918 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 67 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,987 SHE SEEMED RATHER BRIGHT, DON'T YOU THINK? 68 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,789 LET'S TALK TO THE NEXT APPLICANT. 69 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,926 HELLO. 70 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,862 WOULD YOU STEP IN, PLEASE? 71 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,797 YES. CERTAINLY. 72 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,602 MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF? 73 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,803 I'M RALPH KINGSLEY. 74 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,004 I'M BEATRICE TAYLOR. 75 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,606 THIS IS MY PARTNER, ARNOLD FINCH. 76 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,807 HOW DO YOU DO? 77 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,008 HELLO, MR. FINCH. 78 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,043 WON'T YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE, MISS TAYLOR? 79 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,912 TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 80 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,682 FORMER JOBS AND SO FORTH, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 81 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:20,020 WELL, MR. KINGSLEY, I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 82 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,356 AFTER ALL, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY, 83 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,557 DON'T YOU THINK? 84 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,925 OH, YES, YES, HONESTY. 85 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,394 OF COURSE. 86 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,761 ADMIRABLE QUALITY. 87 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,464 WELL, I HAVEN'T WORKED IN A NUMBER OF YEARS 88 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,733 AND I DON'T TYPE AND I DON'T TAKE DICTATION 89 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,668 AND I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT FIGURES. 90 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:38,138 THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS THAT I HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS. 91 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,541 YOU SEE, I LIVE WITH MY NEPHEW AND HIS SON 92 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,942 AND THEY'RE LOVELY PEOPLE 93 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,777 BUT THEY'RE GONE MOST OF THE DAY. 94 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,580 AND IT DOESN'T TAKE ME ANY TIME TO DO MY HOUSEWORK 95 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,916 AND THERE I AM STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS. 96 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,350 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 97 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,988 YES. 98 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,390 A-ANDY. 99 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,526 ANDY. 100 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,827 I GOT THE JOB. 101 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,028 YOU DID? 102 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,930 YES. MR. FINCH AND MR. KINGSLEY SAID 103 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,399 I WAS JUST THE PERSON THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. 104 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,800 CONGRATULATIONS. 105 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,502 AND GUESS WHO I BEAT OUT OF THE JOB. WHO? 106 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,438 VIOLET ROSE SHUMACKER. 107 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,440 FROM THE COAL COMPANY? 108 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,007 YES, THAT STUCK-UP ONE. 109 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,043 WELL, I CERTAINLY AM HAPPY FOR YOU, AUNT BEE. 110 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,546 AND THEY ARE IN THE PRINTING BUSINESS, HUH? 111 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,913 YES, AND WORKS OUT PERFECTLY. 112 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,815 THE HOURS ARE FROM 1:00 TO 4:00, 113 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,151 AND THEY'RE GOING TO PAY ME $30 A WEEK. 114 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,086 THIRTY DOLLARS? 115 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,988 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO, AUNT BEE? 116 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,490 PRACTICALLY NOTHING. 117 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,625 I JUST ANSWER THE PHONE AND TAKE SOME ORDERS. 118 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,961 IT'S A MUCH BETTER JOB THAN CLARA CARTWRIGHT'S. 119 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,929 SHE HAS HER HANDS IN DOUGH ALL DAY. 120 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:38,932 I'D BETTER HURRY. 121 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,801 I START TOMORROW. GOODBYE. 122 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,903 GOOD LUCK, AUNT BEE. BYE. 123 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,205 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 124 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,141 WELL, I CERTAINLY WISH THOSE FELLAS A LOT OF LUCK. 125 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,143 OLD MAN HANSON WENT BROKE OVER THERE. 126 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,580 FELLAS BEFORE HIM DIDN'T DO MUCH BETTER. 127 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,082 THAT WAS PROBABLY MISMANAGEMENT, ANDY. 128 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,951 A GOOD PRINTING SHOP CAN BE A MONEY-MAKING THING. 129 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,636 MM. ARNOLD, YOU'RE AN ARTIST. 130 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,471 IT IS NICE, ISN'T IT? 131 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,006 GETTING A LOT BETTER DETAIL. 132 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,708 THANKS. 133 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,010 I SENT OUT WORD THAT WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN. 134 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,646 DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT IN THIS TOWN, RALPH? 135 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:26,947 BETTER THAN EVER. 136 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,116 WITH OUR LITTLE LADY, MISS TAYLOR, OUT FRONT, 137 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,984 THIS WHOLE THING WILL TAKE ON 138 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,920 A COMPLETE AIR OF RESPECTABILITY. 139 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,055 WELL, UH, LET'S PRINT UP SOME MONEY. 140 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,857 ALL RIGHT. 141 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,528 NO, NO. LEAVE IT ON. 142 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,762 REALLY? IT BINDS ME. 143 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,996 LEAVE IT ON. 144 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,879 SHH. 145 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,790 IT'S THE POLICE. 146 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,991 YOU COVER ME. 147 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,160 I'LL GO OUT AND TALK TO HIM. 148 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,229 YES? 149 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,265 UH, ARE YOU MR. KINGSLEY? 150 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,700 THAT'S RIGHT. 151 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,969 MY NAME IS TAYLOR. I'M THE SHERIFF. 152 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,236 OH? 153 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,239 AND I JUST CAME OVER TO WELCOME YOU TO TOWN. 154 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,075 OH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHERIFF. 155 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,077 YEAH, WE'RE ALWAYS VERY HAPPY 156 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,713 TO WELCOME NEW BUSINESS TO MAYBERRY. 157 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,114 AND, UH, ONE OTHER THING. 158 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,984 I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR HIRING MY AUNT BEE. 159 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,953 SHE'S VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE JOB. 160 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,889 YOUR AUNT BEE? 161 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,025 OH, YOU MEAN MISS TAYLOR IS YOUR...? 162 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,226 SHE'S MY AUNT. 163 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:49,162 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 164 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,765 THAT NICE LADY WHO WORKS FOR US 165 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,301 IS THE AUNT OF A SHERIFF. 166 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,104 ISN'T THAT NICE? 167 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,907 LISTEN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WORLD OF EXPERIENCE, 168 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,975 BUT I KNOW THAT SHE'LL DO HER VERY BEST 169 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,310 TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR YOU. 170 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,712 WELL, GOOD. GOOD. 171 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,113 JUST TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT HER TO DO, 172 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,314 AND SHE'LL DO IT. 173 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,783 THAT'S WONDERFUL TO KNOW. 174 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,984 OH, ARNOLD. 175 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,185 YES? 176 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,721 WE HAVE A VISITOR. 177 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,189 PUT AWAY WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND POP OUT HERE. 178 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,658 ALL RIGHT. 179 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,193 I DON'T MEAN TO TAKE UP YOUR TIME. 180 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,929 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 181 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,665 OH, UH, SHERIFF, MAY I PRESENT MY PARTNER? 182 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,199 MR. ARNOLD FINCH. 183 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,936 SHERIFF DROPPED IN TO WELCOME US TO MAYBERRY. 184 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,671 OH. 185 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,139 WELL, JUST DON'T STAND THERE. 186 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,274 COME ON OUT AND SAY HELLO TO THE SHERIFF. 187 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,946 WELL, HOW DO YOU DO? 188 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,714 IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 189 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,283 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, ARNOLD? 190 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,752 WHAT? 191 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,987 MISS TAYLOR IS THE SHERIFF'S AUNT. 192 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,289 HIS AUNT? 193 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,826 ISN'T THAT A HAPPY COINCIDENCE? 194 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,096 YES, YES. HIS AUNT? 195 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,297 WHY, THAT'S GREAT. 196 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,667 WELL, I BETTER BE RUNNING ALONG. 197 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,035 IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING ANY OF US CAN DO, 198 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,303 JUST LET US KNOW. 199 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,738 WE CERTAINLY WILL. 200 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,006 BYE. GOODBYE, SIR. 201 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,311 RALPH, I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE HIRED 202 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,913 VIOLET ROSE SHUMACKER. 203 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,181 NO. 204 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,950 WE COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS. 205 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,328 MR. KINGSLEY. 206 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,799 OH, MISS TAYLOR, RIGHT ON TIME, I SEE. 207 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,200 YES. I LIKE TO BE PROMPT. 208 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,435 MISS TAYLOR, ABOUT COMING IN THE BACK ROOM, 209 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,337 MR. FINCH IS SOMETHING OF AN ARTIST 210 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,740 AND HE GETS VERY NERVOUS WHEN HE'S DISTURBED. 211 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,174 OH, NO, I WON'T DISTURB HIM. 212 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,910 I UNDERSTAND ABOUT ARTISTS. 213 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,678 WHAT I WANTED TO SEE YOU ABOUT 214 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,313 IS THAT I HAVE AN ORDER FOR YOU. 215 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,781 AN ORDER? 216 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,683 I CALLED A FRIEND AND I SOLD HER 217 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:52,052 TWO DOZEN SHEETS OF BLUE LINEN STATIONARY 218 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,254 WITH HER INITIALS AND A ROSE. 219 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,790 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. 220 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,125 THAT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 221 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,960 I WANT TO BE ALL THE HELP I CAN. 222 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,929 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE GOT ANOTHER ORDER. 223 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,130 I'LL WRITE IT UP. 224 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,331 ANOTHER ORDER? 225 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,767 100 BUSINESS CARDS FOR MY NEPHEW. 226 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,968 IT'LL SURPRISE HIM. 227 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,770 OF COURSE. YES. THANK YOU. 228 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,004 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 229 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,414 OH, GOOD AFTERNOON. MAY I HELP YOU? 230 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,816 YEAH. 231 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,017 MY NAME IS CLARK. 232 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,853 YOU GOT WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR ME? 233 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,187 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 234 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,956 I'LL HAVE TO ASK MR. KINGSLEY. 235 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,992 MR. KINGSLEY. 236 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,260 YES? 237 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,228 MR. CLARK IS HERE FOR WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS. 238 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,429 OF COURSE. 239 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,431 BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT. 240 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,100 HE'LL BRING THEM RIGHT OUT. 241 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,402 THE ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR YOURSELF, MR. CLARK? 242 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,837 HUH? 243 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,338 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 244 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,040 OH, CONGRATULATIONS. 245 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,142 WHEN IS THE HAPPY DAY? 246 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,443 THURSDAY, I GUESS. 247 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,880 UH, I MEAN, UH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS -- THURSDAY. 248 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,314 OH, YOU BRIDEGROOMS. 249 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,749 YOU'RE ALL ALIKE. 250 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,786 HERE YOU ARE, MR. CLARK. 251 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,788 I THINK YOU'LL BE QUITE SATISFIED. 252 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,055 WELL, WE'LL SEE. 253 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,124 IS THERE GOING TO BE A CHURCH WEDDING? 254 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,159 HUH? OH, YEAH. YEAH. 255 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,360 OH, GOOD. 256 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,962 NOTHING LIKE A CHURCH WEDDING 257 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,263 TO SET A COUPLE OFF RIGHT. 258 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,799 IT'S SOMETHING YOU'LL REMEMBER 259 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,166 ALL THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 260 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,803 BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, MR. CLARK -- 261 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,270 MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE. 262 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,172 GIVE A LITTLE AND TAKE A LITTLE. 263 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,874 THE FIRST YEAR'S THE HARDEST. 264 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,876 SO LONG. SO LONG. 265 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,448 AWFULLY THIN. 266 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,917 WELL, YOU'LL SEE. 267 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,920 ONCE HE'S MARRIED, IT'LL FATTEN HIM UP. 268 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,421 YES, OF COURSE. 269 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,395 TELEGRAM, ANDY. IT'S FOR YOU. 270 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,897 OH, THANKS. 271 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,042 UH-OH. 272 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,977 IMPORTANT, ANDY? 273 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,181 COUNTERFEIT BILLS IN RALEIGH. 274 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,484 YEAH. MEANS THEY MIGHT BE SHOWING UP HERE PRETTY SOON. 275 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,354 I GUESS WHAT WE BETTER DO IS NOTIFY ALL THE MERCHANTS 276 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,322 TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR LARGE BILLS 277 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,091 THAT DON'T LOOK RIGHT TO THEM. 278 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,292 GOOD IDEA, ANDY. 279 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,261 WELL, LET'S GO. OH, YEAH. 280 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,462 YOU KNOW, ANDY, I CAN SPOT 281 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,330 A COUNTERFEIT BILL A MILE AWAY. 282 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332 SEE, MY EYES WERE TRAINED FOR THAT IN THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY. 283 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,501 IT'S VERY SIMPLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 284 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,950 80, 90, 100. 285 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,619 10, 20, 30... 286 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,221 GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN. 287 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,622 OH...YES? 288 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,492 I, UH...I'M THE DEPUTY SHERIFF HERE IN MAYBERRY. 289 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,961 OH, YES, IT'S VERY NICE TO SEE YOU, UH... 290 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,229 ISN'T IT, ARNOLD? 291 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,164 YES, YES. NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN. 292 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,500 THANK YOU. WELL, YOU SEE, THE REASON I'M HERE, 293 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,368 WE HAVE COUNTERFEITERS OPERATING 294 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,270 IN THE NORTHERN PART OF THE STATE. 295 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,039 SO WE'RE WARNING ALL YOU MERCHANTS 296 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,508 TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ANY BILLS YOU MIGHT GET 297 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,443 DURING YOUR NORMAL DAILY TRANSACTION 298 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,013 THAT MIGHT LOOK THE LEAST BIT, UH...PHONY. 299 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,115 WE'LL CERTAINLY BE ON THE ALERT. 300 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,449 JUST DROP IN ANYTIME. 301 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,919 YES, DON'T MAKE YOURSELF SO SCARCE. 302 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,022 OH, IF YOU DO SEE A BILL THAT LOOKS THE LEAST BIT PHONY, 303 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,289 YOU BRING IT RIGHT TO ME. 304 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,925 YOU SEE, UH...MY EYES -- 305 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,460 THEY'RE SPECIALLY TRAINED FOR THAT TYPE OF THING. 306 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,395 WE'RE GLAD YOU PUT US ON THE ALERT. 307 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,931 IS THAT A TEN DOLLAR BILL? 308 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,265 COULD I SEE THAT? 309 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,534 IT'S SIMPLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 310 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,137 THE TRAINED EYE OF THE LAWMAN CAN ALWAYS SPOT IT. 311 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,671 SEE THIS PICTURE OF HAMILTON HERE? 312 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,140 YEAH. HUH? 313 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,607 SEE THE SHADING UNDER HIS EYES? 314 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,009 YEAH. HUH? 315 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,244 HUH? YEAH. 316 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,146 THIS IS WHERE THEY ALWAYS SLIP UP. 317 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,148 THEY NEVER EVER GET THAT SHADING RIGHT. 318 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,382 THEY NEVER GET IT RIGHT. 319 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,650 WELL, WE'RE CERTAINLY GLAD 320 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,118 YOU'VE PUT US ON THE ALERT, 321 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,386 AREN'T WE, ARNOLD? 322 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,121 YEAH, THAT'S NICE TO KNOW. 323 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,556 IT'S JUST OUR JOB, YOU KNOW? 324 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,992 I MEAN, WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT YOUR SAFETY. 325 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,393 FRANKLY, DEPUTY, 326 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,997 I NEVER FELT SAFER IN ALL MY LIFE. 327 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,999 WE'LL SEE YOU. 328 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,134 GOOD DAY, SIR. 329 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,976 OH, IT HAS, HUH? 330 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,711 WELL, BOY, I'M SURE SORRY TO HEAR THAT, DICK. 331 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,981 WHEN DID THEY START SHOWING UP? 332 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,650 UH 333 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,252 NO KIDDING? 334 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,988 SILER CITY, TOO? 335 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,124 YEAH. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE COMING CLOSER TO US. 336 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,959 I'LL NOTIFY THE BANK. 337 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,961 RIGHT. THANKS FOR CALLING, DICK. 338 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,230 NIGHT. BYE. 339 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,564 HEY, WARREN. 340 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,267 YES, ANDY? 341 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,003 COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE STARTING 342 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,270 TO SHOW UP IN SILER CITY. 343 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,306 THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER. WE COULD BE NEXT. 344 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,507 IT'S POSSIBLE. 345 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,708 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? NOTHING. 346 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,744 NOTHING? WE'RE JUST GOING TO SIT AROUND 347 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,346 AND WAIT FOR THESE CHARACTERS? 348 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,415 THERE'S NOTHING WE CA DO, WARREN. 349 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,716 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT 350 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,618 UNTIL SOMETHING SHOWS UP HERE. 351 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:55,588 "BEE TAYLOR...$30." 352 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,294 OH, HELLO, MR. CLARK. 353 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,163 HOW DID THE WEDDING COME OFF? 354 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,397 THE WEDDING? 355 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,666 OH. OH, FINE. EVERYTHING WENT FINE. 356 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,535 YOU LOOK A DIFFERENT MAN ALREADY. 357 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,403 YOU KNOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE FULLER? 358 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,073 THANKS. YOU GOT A PACKAGE FOR ME? 359 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,341 I DON'T KNOW. 360 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,675 I'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK. 361 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,679 YES. HERE WE ARE. 362 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,149 OH, NO. THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. 363 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,516 MISTAKE? 364 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,618 THESE ARE MARKED "BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS." 365 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,220 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE ORDERED. 366 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,788 YOU JUST GOT MARRIED. 367 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,391 WELL, WELL, UH... WE'RE ADOPTING A KID. 368 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,593 OH, ISN'T THAT NICE! 369 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,262 A BOY OR A GIRL? 370 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,264 YEAH. I MEAN, A BOY. 371 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,099 I HOPE THESE ARE THE RIGHT COLOR. 372 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,367 DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK? 373 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,502 NO, NO. I'M... I'M SURE THEY'LL BE OKAY. 374 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,073 MR. CLARK, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 375 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,474 THE BANK IS CLOSED. 376 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,808 IT'S AFTER 3:00. 377 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,610 WOULD YOU CASH A CHECK FOR ME? 378 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,811 HOW MUCH IS IT FOR? 379 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,148 $30. IT'S MY PAYCHECK FROM MR. KINGSLEY. 380 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,249 I THINK I CAN DO THAT. 381 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,555 HERE WE ARE. 382 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,124 HERE YOU ARE. 383 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,559 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 384 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,760 GOODBYE. 385 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,796 GOODBYE, MR. CLARK. 386 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,205 AUNT BEE, I'M HOME. 387 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,544 HELLO, ANDY. 388 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,179 HI. 389 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:30,350 I THOUGHT I'D COME HOME A LITTLE EARLY TODAY. 390 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,785 WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHY? 391 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,187 YOU'RE SMILING FUNNY. 392 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,556 WELL, DON'T YOU SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT? 393 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,563 OH...NEW DRESS. 394 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,633 MM-HMM. I GOT IT AT WEAVER'S THIS AFTERNOON. 395 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,401 THAT'S NICE. WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 396 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,137 MY FIRST PAYCHECK. 397 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,505 OH, I KNOW YOU'LL THINK I'M FOOLISH 398 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,874 BUT I SPENT ALMOST THE WHOLE THING THIS AFTERNOON. 399 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,276 ON THE DRESS? 400 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,711 OH, NO, NO. THIS WAS $9.95. 401 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,747 BUT LOOK WHAT I GOT OPIE. 402 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,716 WOW! 403 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,552 AND TEN DOLLARS WORTH OF GROCERIES. 404 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,854 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL CELEBRATION DINNER TONIGHT. 405 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,322 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE. 406 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,857 BLEW THE WHOLE CHECK, HUH? 407 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,825 WELL, WHY NOT? IT'S ONE OF MANY. 408 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,861 HERE. I DIDN'T FORGET YOU, EITHER. 409 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,730 OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 410 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,732 WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD IT BE? 411 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,301 WELL, OPEN IT. 412 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,273 OH, BOY. BUSINESS CARDS. 413 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,540 DO YOU LIKE THEM? 414 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,875 I SURE DO. 415 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,578 "ANDREW TAYLOR, SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY." 416 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,215 GREEN INK. 417 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,117 I'LL GET THAT. 418 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,853 HELLO. WELL...WELL... 419 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,290 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. WEAVER. 420 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,526 YOU'RE TALKING SO LOUD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 421 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,695 NOW, TRY TO TAKE IT EASY. 422 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,129 WHAT? 423 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,433 REALLY? WELL, STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 424 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,468 I'LL COME DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 425 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,637 RIGHT. I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES. BYE. 426 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,208 I'VE GOT TO GO. 427 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,709 IS IT SOMETHING SERIOUS? 428 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,645 YEAH. A COUNTERFEIT BILL HAS SHOWN UP IN MAYBERRY. 429 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,879 OOH. 430 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,817 OH, DEAR. 431 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,553 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 432 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,821 A TEN DOLLAR BILL TODAY, 433 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,689 TOMORROW A $20, THE NEXT DAY A $50. 434 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,691 I CAN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF LOSS. 435 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,393 ANDY, THEY'RE HITTING ALL OVER. 436 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595 TWO MORE COUNTERFEIT BILLS HAVE SHOWN UP -- 437 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,930 RIGHT HERE AT FOLEY'S GROCERY 438 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,965 AND THE OTHER AT JOHNSON'S SPORTING GOODS. 439 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,400 AND I GOT ONE, TOO! 440 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,436 MAYBERRY'S A TARGET. IT'S TIME FOR ACTION. 441 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,637 YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 442 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,838 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO? 443 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,306 THROW A RING AROUND THE TOWN. 444 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,707 THROW A RING AROUND THE TOWN. 445 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,975 THERE'S JUST TWO OF US. 446 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,710 THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH OF A RING. 447 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,978 YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 448 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,348 WARREN, GO TELL ALL THE MERCHANTS... 449 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,317 JUST TELL THEM NOT TO TAKE ANY TEN DOLLAR BILLS. 450 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,585 HERE ARE THE TACKS. 451 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,320 PUT THEM UP WHEREVER THE BILLS... 452 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,688 GO ON. GO ON. 453 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,391 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS ONE, ANDY? 454 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,661 WELL...UM... 455 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,663 HERE'S A FIVE... 456 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,399 AND THERE'S...FOUR... 457 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,469 AND, UH, I, UH... I OWE YOU 30 CENTS. 458 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:11,311 WEAVER'S, GROCERY STORE, SPORTING GOODS STORE... 459 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,324 MR. KINGSLEY, 460 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,693 I THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU 461 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,761 COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE TURNING UP IN MAYBERRY. 462 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,430 WE MUST BE VERY CAREFUL 463 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,765 BECAUSE, IN A BUSINESS LIKE OURS, 464 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,301 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE LOSSES. 465 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,568 OHH! 466 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,836 OH, MR. FINCH, 467 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,438 IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG? 468 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,772 UH...NO. 469 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,309 JUST A LITTLE STOMACH THING I GET NOW AND THEN. 470 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,710 I...I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 471 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,312 I THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU. 472 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,713 YES, FINE, FINE. THANK YOU. 473 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,281 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 474 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,650 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 475 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,985 ALL THOSE BILLS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT OF TOWN. 476 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,554 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 477 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,856 I'VE JUST TOLD MR. KINGSLEY AND MR. FINCH. 478 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,958 YES. COUNTERFEIT BILLS! 479 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,860 YES, YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT, CLARA. 480 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,329 WE ALL SHOULD. 481 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,596 OH, WHAT'S THIS? 482 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,598 OH, UH...WE'RE CLOSING UP. 483 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,866 OH, JUST A MINUTE. 484 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,335 EXCUSE ME, CLARA. BUT WHY? 485 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,002 WE'VE HIT A SLUMP. THAT'S BUSINESS. 486 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,472 OH, BUT I'M SURE THINGS WILL IMPROVE. 487 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,873 WE'VE JUST STARTED. 488 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,475 WOULD YOU MIND? 489 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,477 OH, MY! 490 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,612 OH, DEAR! 491 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,614 NOW, IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED AT FIRST, 492 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,616 TRY, TRY AGAIN. 493 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,017 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 494 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,753 OH, DEAR! YOU KNOW, I THINK 495 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,488 YOU'RE MAKING A GREAT MISTAKE. 496 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,490 WELL, WE HAVE TO GO WHERE THE MONEY IS. 497 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,758 WOULD YOU MIND? 498 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,025 THE DOOR, PLEASE. 499 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,494 OH, DEAR! 500 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,363 MOVE IT, ARNOLD. GET IT IN THERE. 501 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,030 I HATE FOR YOU TO LEAVE MAYBERRY. 502 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,632 YOU'RE SUCH NICE GENTLEMEN. 503 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,900 WELL, THANK YOU. 504 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,102 IT'S SO PLEASANT TO WORK FOR YOU. 505 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,105 OUR BUSINESS WAS COMING ALONG JUST FINE. 506 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,507 MR. KINGSLEY! 507 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,015 I'M SORRY. 508 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,484 WE, UH... LOCKED BUMPERS. 509 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,751 I'LL GET IT LOOSE FOR YOU. 510 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,453 SEE, I'M OUT SPREADING THE WORD 511 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,489 THOSE COUNTERFEIT BILLS HAVE SHOWN UP 512 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,756 RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY. 513 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,392 THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. 514 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,759 THEY SAY WE'RE IN A SLUMP. 515 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,027 FELLAS, I BEEN MEANING 516 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,496 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 517 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,763 IF YOU DON'T ADVERTISE, 518 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,499 YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO DO BUSINESS. 519 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,501 WILL YOU HELP US GET THIS THING LOOSE? 520 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,669 IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW YOU'RE IN BUSINESS, 521 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,938 WELL, THEY CAN'T COME AND TRADE WITH YOU. 522 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,607 GET IT OFF! 523 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,977 WEAVER'S, GROCERY STORE, SPORTING GOODS STORE... 524 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,449 ...AND GREEN INK. 525 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,884 YOU SEE, YOUR ADVERTISING 526 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,653 CREATES A DEMAND FOR YOUR PRODUCT. 527 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,987 COME ON, LET'S GO. 528 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,391 HEY, THAT DOES IT! 529 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,393 WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 530 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,728 GIVE ME A RING. 531 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,106 SAY, ANDY, I WAS JUST TALKING 532 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,775 TO THOSE FELLAS... 533 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,048 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 534 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,185 JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS 535 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,120 IS NO REASON TO SHOOT AT THEM. 536 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,148 SANDWICHES. 537 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,017 THANKS. 538 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,086 YOU KNOW, I STILL GET A KICK OUT OF YOU FELLAS. 539 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,121 THINKING YOU COULD PULL A COUNTERFEITING DEAL 540 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,690 HERE IN MAYBERRY. 541 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,492 YOU MUST THINK WE'RE REAL IDIOTS, HUH? 542 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,660 YOU THINK WE WEAR THESE UNIFORMS FOR OUR LOOKS? 543 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:48,928 UNH-UNH. 544 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,764 THAT'S 60 CENTS FOR THE SANDWICHES. 545 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:55,101 OKAY. HERE. KEEP THE CHANGE. 546 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,936 HMM? OH. THANKS A LOT. 547 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,539 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU GUYS. YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR PIE? 548 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,508 I'LL RUN DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET IT FOR YOU. 549 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,875 ANYTHING YOU WANT. 550 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,944 WARREN, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BILL? 551 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,813 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BILL, ANDY? 552 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,222 YOU, UH...YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T SEE THIS, HUH? 553 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,527 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING 554 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,762 TO PULL THE WOOL OVER THIS KID'S EYES. 555 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,996 60 CENTS. 37444

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