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ANDY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO CLARA CARTWRIGHT?

NO. WHAT?

GOT A JOB.

OH. FROM THE WAY YOU SAID IT,

I THOUGHT SHE GOT RUN OVER OR SOMETHING.

NO. SHE GOT A JOB AT THE BAKERY THREE DAYS A WEEK.

OH.

SHE'S OLDER THAN I AM, YOU KNOW, ANDY.

GOOD.

HER BIRTHDAY'S AUGUST 21st,

AND MINE IS MARCH 17th.

THAT'S JUST 4 DAYS SHORT OF 7 MONTHS.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT MOON MULLINS IS SOMETHING.

THERE SHE WAS, STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS.

HER CHILDREN ARE GROWN, YOU KNOW,

AND IT DOESN'T TAKE HER ANY TIME TO DO HER HOUSEWORK.

SHE WANTED TO BE ACTIVE.

I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

YOU DO? MM.

ANDY, TURN TO PAGE 7 IN THE OTHER SECTION.

IN THE OTHER SECTION.

PAGE 7.

NOW, LOOK AT THE WANT-ADS.

WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM TODAY.

LOOK. JUST AT -- THE THIRD ONE FROM THE BOTTOM.

I PUT A CROSS THERE.

WANTED -- FEMALE, EASY PART-TIME WORK,

AFTERNOONS, APPLY IN PERSON, 177 MAIN STREET.

THAT'S HANSON'S OLD PRINT SHOP.

DON'T TELL ME SOMEBODY'S GOING TO OPEN THAT THING UP AGAIN.

THEY MUST BE, ANDY.

YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT GOING DOWN THERE LOOKING FOR A JOB.

WELL, WHY NOT, ANDY?

IT'S ONLY IN THE AFTERNOONS.

I WOULDN'T BE NEGLECTING THE HOUSEWORK.

IT'D BE FUN, ANDY.

OH, AUNT BEA, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL RIGHT FOR CLARA CARTWRIGHT

TO TAKE A JOB.

WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE

ANY EXPERIENCE IN THE BUSINESS WORLD.

ANDY, WE'RE OFTEN UNAWARE

OF THE CAPABILITIES OF THOSE CLOSEST TO US.

WELL...

OH. HELLO, VIOLET ROSE.

WELL, HI, THERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I CAME BY ANSWERING THE AD.

FOR THE JOB?

YES.

OH.

OH.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING AT THE COAL COMPANY.

NO. I LEFT. IT WAS SO FAR OUT OF TOWN.

I'D RATHER BE HERE ON MAIN STREET

IN THE HEART OF THINGS.

YOU KNOW, WHERE THE ACTION IS.

WHO'S NEXT?

SHE WAS. I WAS.

THIS WAY, PLEASE.

WELL, THANK YOU, MR. KINGSLEY.

YOU, UH, HAVE MY NUMBER.

YES, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISS SHUMACKER.

GOOD LUCK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SHE SEEMED RATHER BRIGHT, DON'T YOU THINK?

LET'S TALK TO THE NEXT APPLICANT.

HELLO.

WOULD YOU STEP IN, PLEASE?

YES. CERTAINLY.

MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF?

I'M RALPH KINGSLEY.

I'M BEATRICE TAYLOR.

THIS IS MY PARTNER, ARNOLD FINCH.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HELLO, MR. FINCH.

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE, MISS TAYLOR?

TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.

FORMER JOBS AND SO FORTH, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

WELL, MR. KINGSLEY, I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

AFTER ALL, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY,

DON'T YOU THINK?

OH, YES, YES, HONESTY.

OF COURSE.

ADMIRABLE QUALITY.

WELL, I HAVEN'T WORKED IN A NUMBER OF YEARS

AND I DON'T TYPE AND I DON'T TAKE DICTATION

AND I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT FIGURES.

THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS THAT I HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.

YOU SEE, I LIVE WITH MY NEPHEW AND HIS SON

AND THEY'RE LOVELY PEOPLE

BUT THEY'RE GONE MOST OF THE DAY.

AND IT DOESN'T TAKE ME ANY TIME TO DO MY HOUSEWORK

AND THERE I AM STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YES.

A-ANDY.

ANDY.

I GOT THE JOB.

YOU DID?

YES. MR. FINCH AND MR. KINGSLEY SAID

I WAS JUST THE PERSON THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.

CONGRATULATIONS.

AND GUESS WHO I BEAT OUT OF THE JOB. WHO?

VIOLET ROSE SHUMACKER.

FROM THE COAL COMPANY?

YES, THAT STUCK-UP ONE.

WELL, I CERTAINLY AM HAPPY FOR YOU, AUNT BEE.

AND THEY ARE IN THE PRINTING BUSINESS, HUH?

YES, AND WORKS OUT PERFECTLY.

THE HOURS ARE FROM 1:00 TO 4:00,

AND THEY'RE GOING TO PAY ME $30 A WEEK.

THIRTY DOLLARS?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO, AUNT BEE?

PRACTICALLY NOTHING.

I JUST ANSWER THE PHONE AND TAKE SOME ORDERS.

IT'S A MUCH BETTER JOB THAN CLARA CARTWRIGHT'S.

SHE HAS HER HANDS IN DOUGH ALL DAY.

I'D BETTER HURRY.

I START TOMORROW. GOODBYE.

GOOD LUCK, AUNT BEE. BYE.

WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

WELL, I CERTAINLY WISH THOSE FELLAS A LOT OF LUCK.

OLD MAN HANSON WENT BROKE OVER THERE.

FELLAS BEFORE HIM DIDN'T DO MUCH BETTER.

THAT WAS PROBABLY MISMANAGEMENT, ANDY.

A GOOD PRINTING SHOP CAN BE A MONEY-MAKING THING.

MM. ARNOLD, YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

IT IS NICE, ISN'T IT?

GETTING A LOT BETTER DETAIL.

THANKS.

I SENT OUT WORD THAT WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN.

DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT IN THIS TOWN, RALPH?

BETTER THAN EVER.

WITH OUR LITTLE LADY, MISS TAYLOR, OUT FRONT,

THIS WHOLE THING WILL TAKE ON

A COMPLETE AIR OF RESPECTABILITY.

WELL, UH, LET'S PRINT UP SOME MONEY.

ALL RIGHT.

NO, NO. LEAVE IT ON.

REALLY? IT BINDS ME.

LEAVE IT ON.

SHH.

IT'S THE POLICE.

YOU COVER ME.

I'LL GO OUT AND TALK TO HIM.

YES?

UH, ARE YOU MR. KINGSLEY?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MY NAME IS TAYLOR. I'M THE SHERIFF.

OH?

AND I JUST CAME OVER TO WELCOME YOU TO TOWN.

OH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHERIFF.

YEAH, WE'RE ALWAYS VERY HAPPY

TO WELCOME NEW BUSINESS TO MAYBERRY.

AND, UH, ONE OTHER THING.

I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR HIRING MY AUNT BEE.

SHE'S VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE JOB.

YOUR AUNT BEE?

OH, YOU MEAN MISS TAYLOR IS YOUR...?

SHE'S MY AUNT.

WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

THAT NICE LADY WHO WORKS FOR US

IS THE AUNT OF A SHERIFF.

ISN'T THAT NICE?

LISTEN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WORLD OF EXPERIENCE,

BUT I KNOW THAT SHE'LL DO HER VERY BEST

TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR YOU.

WELL, GOOD. GOOD.

JUST TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT HER TO DO,

AND SHE'LL DO IT.

THAT'S WONDERFUL TO KNOW.

OH, ARNOLD.

YES?

WE HAVE A VISITOR.

PUT AWAY WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND POP OUT HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T MEAN TO TAKE UP YOUR TIME.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, UH, SHERIFF, MAY I PRESENT MY PARTNER?

MR. ARNOLD FINCH.

SHERIFF DROPPED IN TO WELCOME US TO MAYBERRY.

OH.

WELL, JUST DON'T STAND THERE.

COME ON OUT AND SAY HELLO TO THE SHERIFF.

WELL, HOW DO YOU DO?

IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, ARNOLD?

WHAT?

MISS TAYLOR IS THE SHERIFF'S AUNT.

HIS AUNT?

ISN'T THAT A HAPPY COINCIDENCE?

YES, YES. HIS AUNT?

WHY, THAT'S GREAT.

WELL, I BETTER BE RUNNING ALONG.

IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING ANY OF US CAN DO,

JUST LET US KNOW.

WE CERTAINLY WILL.

BYE. GOODBYE, SIR.

RALPH, I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE HIRED

VIOLET ROSE SHUMACKER.

NO.

WE COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.

MR. KINGSLEY.

OH, MISS TAYLOR, RIGHT ON TIME, I SEE.

YES. I LIKE TO BE PROMPT.

MISS TAYLOR, ABOUT COMING IN THE BACK ROOM,

MR. FINCH IS SOMETHING OF AN ARTIST

AND HE GETS VERY NERVOUS WHEN HE'S DISTURBED.

OH, NO, I WON'T DISTURB HIM.

I UNDERSTAND ABOUT ARTISTS.

WHAT I WANTED TO SEE YOU ABOUT

IS THAT I HAVE AN ORDER FOR YOU.

AN ORDER?

I CALLED A FRIEND AND I SOLD HER

TWO DOZEN SHEETS OF BLUE LINEN STATIONARY

WITH HER INITIALS AND A ROSE.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.

THAT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL.

I WANT TO BE ALL THE HELP I CAN.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE GOT ANOTHER ORDER.

I'LL WRITE IT UP.

ANOTHER ORDER?

100 BUSINESS CARDS FOR MY NEPHEW.

IT'LL SURPRISE HIM.

OF COURSE. YES. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, GOOD AFTERNOON. MAY I HELP YOU?

YEAH.

MY NAME IS CLARK.

YOU GOT WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR ME?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL HAVE TO ASK MR. KINGSLEY.

MR. KINGSLEY.

YES?

MR. CLARK IS HERE FOR WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS.

OF COURSE.

BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.

HE'LL BRING THEM RIGHT OUT.

THE ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR YOURSELF, MR. CLARK?

HUH?

OH, YEAH. YEAH.

OH, CONGRATULATIONS.

WHEN IS THE HAPPY DAY?

THURSDAY, I GUESS.

UH, I MEAN, UH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS -- THURSDAY.

OH, YOU BRIDEGROOMS.

YOU'RE ALL ALIKE.

HERE YOU ARE, MR. CLARK.

I THINK YOU'LL BE QUITE SATISFIED.

WELL, WE'LL SEE.

IS THERE GOING TO BE A CHURCH WEDDING?

HUH? OH, YEAH. YEAH.

OH, GOOD.

NOTHING LIKE A CHURCH WEDDING

TO SET A COUPLE OFF RIGHT.

IT'S SOMETHING YOU'LL REMEMBER

ALL THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, MR. CLARK --

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE.

GIVE A LITTLE AND TAKE A LITTLE.

THE FIRST YEAR'S THE HARDEST.

SO LONG. SO LONG.

AWFULLY THIN.

WELL, YOU'LL SEE.

ONCE HE'S MARRIED, IT'LL FATTEN HIM UP.

YES, OF COURSE.

TELEGRAM, ANDY. IT'S FOR YOU.

OH, THANKS.

UH-OH.

IMPORTANT, ANDY?

COUNTERFEIT BILLS IN RALEIGH.

YEAH. MEANS THEY MIGHT BE SHOWING UP HERE PRETTY SOON.

I GUESS WHAT WE BETTER DO IS NOTIFY ALL THE MERCHANTS

TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR LARGE BILLS

THAT DON'T LOOK RIGHT TO THEM.

GOOD IDEA, ANDY.

WELL, LET'S GO. OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, ANDY, I CAN SPOT

A COUNTERFEIT BILL A MILE AWAY.

SEE, MY EYES WERE TRAINED FOR THAT IN THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY.

IT'S VERY SIMPLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

80, 90, 100.

10, 20, 30...

GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN.

OH...YES?

I, UH...I'M THE DEPUTY SHERIFF HERE IN MAYBERRY.

OH, YES, IT'S VERY NICE TO SEE YOU, UH...

ISN'T IT, ARNOLD?

YES, YES. NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN.

THANK YOU. WELL, YOU SEE, THE REASON I'M HERE,

WE HAVE COUNTERFEITERS OPERATING

IN THE NORTHERN PART OF THE STATE.

SO WE'RE WARNING ALL YOU MERCHANTS

TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ANY BILLS YOU MIGHT GET

DURING YOUR NORMAL DAILY TRANSACTION

THAT MIGHT LOOK THE LEAST BIT, UH...PHONY.

WE'LL CERTAINLY BE ON THE ALERT.

JUST DROP IN ANYTIME.

YES, DON'T MAKE YOURSELF SO SCARCE.

OH, IF YOU DO SEE A BILL THAT LOOKS THE LEAST BIT PHONY,

YOU BRING IT RIGHT TO ME.

YOU SEE, UH...MY EYES --

THEY'RE SPECIALLY TRAINED FOR THAT TYPE OF THING.

WE'RE GLAD YOU PUT US ON THE ALERT.

IS THAT A TEN DOLLAR BILL?

COULD I SEE THAT?

IT'S SIMPLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

THE TRAINED EYE OF THE LAWMAN CAN ALWAYS SPOT IT.

SEE THIS PICTURE OF HAMILTON HERE?

YEAH. HUH?

SEE THE SHADING UNDER HIS EYES?

YEAH. HUH?

HUH? YEAH.

THIS IS WHERE THEY ALWAYS SLIP UP.

THEY NEVER EVER GET THAT SHADING RIGHT.

THEY NEVER GET IT RIGHT.

WELL, WE'RE CERTAINLY GLAD

YOU'VE PUT US ON THE ALERT,

AREN'T WE, ARNOLD?

YEAH, THAT'S NICE TO KNOW.

IT'S JUST OUR JOB, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT YOUR SAFETY.

FRANKLY, DEPUTY,

I NEVER FELT SAFER IN ALL MY LIFE.

WE'LL SEE YOU.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

OH, IT HAS, HUH?

WELL, BOY, I'M SURE SORRY TO HEAR THAT, DICK.

WHEN DID THEY START SHOWING UP?

UH

NO KIDDING?

SILER CITY, TOO?

YEAH. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE COMING CLOSER TO US.

I'LL NOTIFY THE BANK.

RIGHT. THANKS FOR CALLING, DICK.

NIGHT. BYE.

HEY, WARREN.

YES, ANDY?

COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE STARTING

TO SHOW UP IN SILER CITY.

THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER. WE COULD BE NEXT.

IT'S POSSIBLE.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? NOTHING.

NOTHING? WE'RE JUST GOING TO SIT AROUND

AND WAIT FOR THESE CHARACTERS?

THERE'S NOTHING WE CA DO, WARREN.

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT

UNTIL SOMETHING SHOWS UP HERE.

"BEE TAYLOR...$30."

OH, HELLO, MR. CLARK.

HOW DID THE WEDDING COME OFF?

THE WEDDING?

OH. OH, FINE. EVERYTHING WENT FINE.

YOU LOOK A DIFFERENT MAN ALREADY.

YOU KNOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE FULLER?

THANKS. YOU GOT A PACKAGE FOR ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK.

YES. HERE WE ARE.

OH, NO. THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.

MISTAKE?

THESE ARE MARKED "BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS."

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE ORDERED.

YOU JUST GOT MARRIED.

WELL, WELL, UH... WE'RE ADOPTING A KID.

OH, ISN'T THAT NICE!

A BOY OR A GIRL?

YEAH. I MEAN, A BOY.

I HOPE THESE ARE THE RIGHT COLOR.

DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK?

NO, NO. I'M... I'M SURE THEY'LL BE OKAY.

MR. CLARK, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

THE BANK IS CLOSED.

IT'S AFTER 3:00.

WOULD YOU CASH A CHECK FOR ME?

HOW MUCH IS IT FOR?

$30. IT'S MY PAYCHECK FROM MR. KINGSLEY.

I THINK I CAN DO THAT.

HERE WE ARE.

HERE YOU ARE.

OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GOODBYE.

GOODBYE, MR. CLARK.

AUNT BEE, I'M HOME.

HELLO, ANDY.

HI.

I THOUGHT I'D COME HOME A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHY?

YOU'RE SMILING FUNNY.

WELL, DON'T YOU SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

OH...NEW DRESS.

MM-HMM. I GOT IT AT WEAVER'S THIS AFTERNOON.

THAT'S NICE. WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

MY FIRST PAYCHECK.

OH, I KNOW YOU'LL THINK I'M FOOLISH

BUT I SPENT ALMOST THE WHOLE THING THIS AFTERNOON.

ON THE DRESS?

OH, NO, NO. THIS WAS $9.95.

BUT LOOK WHAT I GOT OPIE.

WOW!

AND TEN DOLLARS WORTH OF GROCERIES.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL CELEBRATION DINNER TONIGHT.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE.

BLEW THE WHOLE CHECK, HUH?

WELL, WHY NOT? IT'S ONE OF MANY.

HERE. I DIDN'T FORGET YOU, EITHER.

OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD IT BE?

WELL, OPEN IT.

OH, BOY. BUSINESS CARDS.

DO YOU LIKE THEM?

I SURE DO.

"ANDREW TAYLOR, SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY."

GREEN INK.

I'LL GET THAT.

HELLO. WELL...WELL...

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. WEAVER.

YOU'RE TALKING SO LOUD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

NOW, TRY TO TAKE IT EASY.

WHAT?

REALLY? WELL, STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

I'LL COME DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

RIGHT. I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES. BYE.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

IS IT SOMETHING SERIOUS?

YEAH. A COUNTERFEIT BILL HAS SHOWN UP IN MAYBERRY.

OOH.

OH, DEAR.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THIS?

A TEN DOLLAR BILL TODAY,

TOMORROW A $20, THE NEXT DAY A $50.

I CAN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF LOSS.

ANDY, THEY'RE HITTING ALL OVER.

TWO MORE COUNTERFEIT BILLS HAVE SHOWN UP --

RIGHT HERE AT FOLEY'S GROCERY

AND THE OTHER AT JOHNSON'S SPORTING GOODS.

AND I GOT ONE, TOO!

MAYBERRY'S A TARGET. IT'S TIME FOR ACTION.

YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?

THROW A RING AROUND THE TOWN.

THROW A RING AROUND THE TOWN.

THERE'S JUST TWO OF US.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH OF A RING.

YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

WARREN, GO TELL ALL THE MERCHANTS...

JUST TELL THEM NOT TO TAKE ANY TEN DOLLAR BILLS.

HERE ARE THE TACKS.

PUT THEM UP WHEREVER THE BILLS...

GO ON. GO ON.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS ONE, ANDY?

WELL...UM...

HERE'S A FIVE...

AND THERE'S...FOUR...

AND, UH, I, UH... I OWE YOU 30 CENTS.

WEAVER'S, GROCERY STORE, SPORTING GOODS STORE...

MR. KINGSLEY,

I THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU

COUNTERFEIT BILLS ARE TURNING UP IN MAYBERRY.

WE MUST BE VERY CAREFUL

BECAUSE, IN A BUSINESS LIKE OURS,

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE LOSSES.

OHH!

OH, MR. FINCH,

IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

UH...NO.

JUST A LITTLE STOMACH THING I GET NOW AND THEN.

I...I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

I THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU.

YES, FINE, FINE. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

ALL THOSE BILLS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT OF TOWN.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I'VE JUST TOLD MR. KINGSLEY AND MR. FINCH.

YES. COUNTERFEIT BILLS!

YES, YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT, CLARA.

WE ALL SHOULD.

OH, WHAT'S THIS?

OH, UH...WE'RE CLOSING UP.

OH, JUST A MINUTE.

EXCUSE ME, CLARA. BUT WHY?

WE'VE HIT A SLUMP. THAT'S BUSINESS.

OH, BUT I'M SURE THINGS WILL IMPROVE.

WE'VE JUST STARTED.

WOULD YOU MIND?

OH, MY!

OH, DEAR!

NOW, IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED AT FIRST,

TRY, TRY AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

OH, DEAR! YOU KNOW, I THINK

YOU'RE MAKING A GREAT MISTAKE.

WELL, WE HAVE TO GO WHERE THE MONEY IS.

WOULD YOU MIND?

THE DOOR, PLEASE.

OH, DEAR!

MOVE IT, ARNOLD. GET IT IN THERE.

I HATE FOR YOU TO LEAVE MAYBERRY.

YOU'RE SUCH NICE GENTLEMEN.

WELL, THANK YOU.

IT'S SO PLEASANT TO WORK FOR YOU.

OUR BUSINESS WAS COMING ALONG JUST FINE.

MR. KINGSLEY!

I'M SORRY.

WE, UH... LOCKED BUMPERS.

I'LL GET IT LOOSE FOR YOU.

SEE, I'M OUT SPREADING THE WORD

THOSE COUNTERFEIT BILLS HAVE SHOWN UP

RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY.

THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

THEY SAY WE'RE IN A SLUMP.

FELLAS, I BEEN MEANING

TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

IF YOU DON'T ADVERTISE,

YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO DO BUSINESS.

WILL YOU HELP US GET THIS THING LOOSE?

IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW YOU'RE IN BUSINESS,

WELL, THEY CAN'T COME AND TRADE WITH YOU.

GET IT OFF!

WEAVER'S, GROCERY STORE, SPORTING GOODS STORE...

...AND GREEN INK.

YOU SEE, YOUR ADVERTISING

CREATES A DEMAND FOR YOUR PRODUCT.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

HEY, THAT DOES IT!

WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,

GIVE ME A RING.

SAY, ANDY, I WAS JUST TALKING

TO THOSE FELLAS...

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS

IS NO REASON TO SHOOT AT THEM.

SANDWICHES.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW, I STILL GET A KICK OUT OF YOU FELLAS.

THINKING YOU COULD PULL A COUNTERFEITING DEAL

HERE IN MAYBERRY.

YOU MUST THINK WE'RE REAL IDIOTS, HUH?

YOU THINK WE WEAR THESE UNIFORMS FOR OUR LOOKS?

UNH-UNH.

THAT'S 60 CENTS FOR THE SANDWICHES.

OKAY. HERE. KEEP THE CHANGE.

HMM? OH. THANKS A LOT.

THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU GUYS. YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR PIE?

I'LL RUN DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET IT FOR YOU.

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

WARREN, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BILL?

WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BILL, ANDY?

YOU, UH...YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T SEE THIS, HUH?

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING

TO PULL THE WOOL OVER THIS KID'S EYES.

60 CENTS.