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X-2Y CALLING T-X4.

BLUE SEDAN APPROACHING FROM THE NORTH.

DO YOU READ ME? OVER.

THIS IS T-X4.

I READ YOU.

PERMISSION ALLOWED FOR BLUE SEDAN TO PASS.

Anything else?

I'LL SEE.

AUNT BEE.

I THINK IT'S YOUR FATHER.

HE'S TALKING TO A LADY.

IS IT LUNCHTIME ALREADY?

WELL, IT'S ALMOST NOON.

OH, WHAT WE GOT?

WELL, WE'VE GOT CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH,

SLICED TOMATOES, PICKLES, AND BLUEBERRY MUFFINS.

OH, EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.

YOUR FATHER'S GONNA HAVE A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH,

PICKLES, TOMATOES, AND A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN

FOR LUNCH.

THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE COURTHOUSE.

OKAY. SIGNING OFF.

THERE WE ARE.

OH, HELLO, OPIE.

OH, HI, OPE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FOR LUNCH, PAW.

CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH, TOMATOES, PICKLES,

AND A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN.

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S A WALKIE-TALKIE.

TOMMY'S UP ON THE ROOF.

HE'S THE LOOKOUT.

HE HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

ON THE ROOF?

TELL HIM TO GET DOWN FROM THERE.

OKAY.

T-X4 TO X-2Y.

Yeah, T

MY PAW SAYS GET OFF THE ROOF.

WHO'S TOMMY?

HE'S THE NEW BOY THAT MOVED INTO TOWN.

HIS FATHER'S THE CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

AT THE NEW SHOE FACTORY.

THERE YOU ARE.

NOW, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

OH, I WILL.

DON'T COME HOME TOO LATE, OPIE.

I WON'T. BYE.

HUH.

GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THEM THAT SMALL.

I BET THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.

YEAH.

HI.

HI.

THIS IS TOMMY, PAW.

NICE TO MEET YOU, TOMMY.

SAME HERE.

TOMMY'S MY FRIEND.

GOOD. BETTER STAY OFF THE ROOF, TOMMY.

OKAY.

YOU'RE NEW IN MAYBERRY. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?

IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.

THERE ISN'T MUCH TO DO

IN A SMALL TOWN LIKE THIS.

WELL, YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

OPIE WILL SHOW YOU AROUND.

GEE, IS THIS THE WHOLE JAIL?

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

WITH A JAIL THIS SMALL,

I GUESS YOU GOT A REAL EASY JOB.

YEAH, AS LONG AS FOLKS BEHAVE THEMSELVES.

HEY, THAT'S SOME SWELL GUN.

Andy: DON'T TOUCH THE GUNS, TOMMY.

THEY'RE NOT FOR CHILDREN.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

I SAID DON'T TOUCH THE GUNS.

DON'T DO THAT.

HERE HE IS, ANDY.

HOW YOU LIKE HIM?

WELL, MY GOODNESS.

LOOK AT THAT FINE DOG.

BOY, HE'S NICE.

WHERE DID YOU GET HIM, GOOBER?

FOUND HIM.

HE'S A FINE DOG.

HE'S FUNNY-LOOKING. FUNNY

YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY HE LOOKS?

GOOBER, MEET TOMMY. TOMMY, GOOBER.

WORKS OVER AT THE FILLING STATION.

HEY, TOMMY. HI.

I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DOG LIKE THIS.

MY DAD'S GETTING ME A HORSE.

YOUR OWN HORSE?

YOU MEAN JUST FOR YOU?

YEAH, MY DAD'S JUST WAITING

TO FIND ONE AT THE RIGHT PRICE.

HEY, OPE, GET ONE, TOO.

GEE, PAW... NO, OPE.

MAYBE I'LL LET YOU RIDE MINE.

THANKS.

LET'S GO DOWN TO MY HOUSE.

OKAY. BYE, PAW. SO LONG, GOOBER.

BYE, OPE. NICE MEETING YOU, TOMMY.

WELL...HOW YOU DOING, GOOD DOG?

WHAT YOU GONNA NAME HIM?

SPOT. SPOT?

HE AIN'T GOT ANY SPOTS ON HIM, SO I CALL HIM SPOT.

OH.

MADE THAT UP MYSELF.

BOUGHT HIM THAT COLLAR, TOO.

OH, YEAH.

I'M GONNA TEACH HIM TO SIT UP.

YOU ARE?

WANNA SEE? WATCH THIS. HEY, SPOT.

COME ON, BOY.

SIT UP. SIT UP.

YOU CAN DO IT, BOY. COME ON. SIT UP.

COME ON, BOY. SIT UP. SIT.

I KNEW IT. WHAT?

HE JUST AIN'T A SHOW-OFF, ANDY.

YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?

SURE.

HEY, SPOT, YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.

I'M GONNA GO IN AND PUT A PATCH ON THIS TUBE.

COME ON.

GOOD DOG.

GONNA HELP US PULL A TRICK ON GOOBER, HUH?

COME ON. LET'S GO.

NOW, SEE? THAT DIDN'T TAKE TOO LONG, DID IT?

No.

YOU LITTLE OL' RASCAL.

FOR A SECOND THERE,

IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID SOMETHING.

I did.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME?

Sure, I did.

I'm not talking just to hear myself talk.

WELL, HI, GOOBER.

HI, FLOYD. HOW ARE YOU?

OH, I CAN'T COMPLAIN.

AND YOU?

I'M FINE, THANKS.

WHAT'S NEW?

NEW?

NOTHING'S NEW.

YOU SEEN ANDY?

NO. NO. I...

WANT A HAIRCUT?

NO, THANKS.

SHAVE?

NO. I...

WELL, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT A TV SHOW I SAW LAST NIGHT

ABOUT A TALKING DOG.

AIN'T THAT RIDICULOUS, FLOYD?

A TALKING DOG?

OH, SURE, IT IS.

OF COURSE, THEY HAVE TAUGHT A LOT OF THINGS

TO A LOT OF ANIMALS,

SO MAYBE SOMEBODY COULD TEACH A DOG HOW TO TALK.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

WELL, IF A DOG CAN BARK,

THAT SOUND IS COMING FROM HIS THROAT.

BARKING AIN'T TALKING.

DOGS CAN HEAR, CAN'T THEY?

SURE, THEY CAN.

IF DOGS CAN HEAR, THEY CAN MAKE SOUNDS.

WHY SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY

BE ABLE TO TEACH THEM HOW TO TALK?

YOU JUST MAY HAVE SOMETHING THERE, FLOYD.

A TALKING DOG.

WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?

OH, BOY, IF I HAD A TALKING DOG, GOOBER,

I'D GIVE UP THIS BARBERSHOP.

I'D MAKE A FORTUNE.

I'LL SEE YOU, FLOYD.

I GOT TO GO.

GOOBER!

HEY, GOOBER!

HEY, GOOBER.

OH, HEY, ANDY. WANT SOME GAS?

YEAH, I WISH YOU'D GIVE ME A TANK FULL, GOOBER.

AND I GOT A SQUEAK IN MY LEFT FRONT FENDER.

I WISH YOU WOULD FIX THAT.

I'LL JUST LEAVE THE CAR HERE

AND PICK IT UP LATER THIS AFTERNOON, OKAY?

OH, YEAH. YEAH.

TEACHING YOUR DOG ANY TRICKS?

WELL, UH...

WELL, IT TAKES TIME, GOOB.

SURE DOES.

WELL...HOW'S GOOBER TREATING YOU, GOOD DOG?

HUH?

YOU'VE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE.

WHEN YOU GONNA START DOING SOME TRICKS

FOR GOOBER?

FLIES.

WELL...

SAY SOMETHING.

SAY SOMETHING.

YOU ALL RIGHT, GOOBER?

YEAH. FINE. I...

I GOT A BOTTLE OF POP.

I'LL SEE YOU.

I KNEW YOU COULDN'T TALK.

SHH. SHH.

BUT I LOVE YOU.

I REALLY DO LOVE YOU, BUT I KNOW YOU COULDN'T TALK.

I MUST'VE BEEN HEARING THINGS BEFORE.

ANYBODY KNOWS DOGS CAN'T TALK.

WHO CAN'T TALK?

We ought to keep this thing

just between you and me for a while.

A TALKING DOG.

I GOT ME A TALKING DOG.

WE...

WE GONNA BE RICH!

WE GONNA BE RICH!

IT'S YOUR MOVE, ANDY.

YOU MOVE TOO FAST, ANDY. TOO FAST!

WANT TO DO A LITTLE FISHING THIS WEEKEND?

ANDY.

I'M CONCENTRATING. I'M SORRY.

THAT'S ONE THING YOU GOT TO LEARN ABOUT CHECKERS.

IT'S A GAME OF CONCENTRATION. YEAH.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIN IF YOU DON'T WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON.

WHOSE MOVE IS IT? YOURS.

OH. AH.

HEY, ANDY. HEY, FLOYD.

OH, HEY, GOOBER.

PULL UP A CHAIR.

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR GAME.

OH, YOU'RE NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.

FLOYD'S GOT ME CORNERED.

MY CAR READY?

YOUR CAR?

I FORGOT IT, ANDY.

OH, WELL...

I'LL STOP BY AND PICK IT UP LATER ON THIS AFTERNOON.

I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR,

BUT I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

LIKE WHAT? WELL, THINGS LIKE... SELLING THINGS.

YOU MEAN GASOLINE, OIL...?

FURNITURE.

SEE, THAT'S WHAT I COME OVER TO TELL YOU.

I'M LEAVING MAYBERRY.

LEAVING MAYBERRY? SOON AS WALLY FINDS A REPLACEMENT FOR ME.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING FOR GOOD?

WELL, I'LL COME BACK TO VISIT IF I GET A CHANCE,

BUT WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL BE?

CHICAGO, NEW YORK, HOLLYWOOD, RALEIGH...

I'LL PROBABLY BE DOING A LOT OF TRAVELING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I CAN'T TELL YOU. WHY NOT?

HE TOLD ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.

WHO? THE DOG. OH.

THE DOG?

HE MADE ME PROMISE.

YOU HEAR THAT, FLOYD?

THE DOG MADE HIM PROMISE NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO US.

WELL, THAT'S TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE.

WHY, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN THAT DOG FOR A FEW DAYS,

AND YOU LISTEN TO HIM BEFORE YOU LI...

ALL RIGHT. I KNOW. I KNOW.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF AT FIRST, BUT HE CAN TALK.

SPOT CAN REALLY TALK.

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE SERIOUS.

WOULD I BE QUITTING MY JOB IF I WASN'T?

WOULD I BE LEAVING MAYBERRY? FACE FACTS, ANDY.

WHAT KIND OF FACTS? LIKE YOU GOT A DOG THAT TALKS?

YEAH. TOGETHER ME AND HIM'S GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS.

WE'RE GONNA ENTER THE SHOW BUSINESS.

GOOBER AND THE WORLD'S ONLY TALKING DOG.

GOOBER, I'VE SEEN THAT DOG.

I'VE SPENT TIME WITH HIM RIGHT AT THE FILLING STATION.

HOW COME HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO ME?

WELL, MAYBE HE NEVER FELT LIKE IT.

I KNOW LOTS OF TIMES I SIT AROUND

AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING.

THAT'S TRUE, ANDY. ME TOO.

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.

I CAN SEE IT AIN'T NO USE TALKING TO YOU, ANDY.

WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME, GOOBER.

AFTER ALL, I'M ONLY A HUMAN BEING.

ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.

YOU TWO LAUGH ALL YOU WANT TO,

BUT WE'LL SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST.

I'LL SEE YOU, GOOBER.

A TALKING DOG, HUH?

A TA...DOG...OH.

I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN

TO TELL ANDY YOU COULD TALK, SPOT,

BUT...WELL, IT JUST COME OUT.

YOU'LL FORGIVE ME, WON'T YOU?

Don't worry, Goober.

He had to find out sooner or later.

YOU'RE A REAL PAL. THANKS.

THAT'S OKAY.

RIGHT NOW, WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT BUSINESS.

HEY, YEAH. I HAD SOME REAL GOOD IDEAS ABOUT THAT.

Okay, go ahead.

WELL, WOULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING

IF YOU COME OUT ON THE STAGE

AND STARTED SINGING "HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW"?

AW, THAT'S CORNY.

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU A COUPLE OF FANCY TRICKS?

NO, I'M NOT GOOD AT DOING TRICKS.

I, UH... I GOT A BAD LEG.

YOU DO? I'M SORRY.

But I know what we could do that'd really be different.

I could teach you the tricks.

ME?

Sure. Can't you see it?

The dog gives the orders, the master does the tricks.

We'd be great.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

You bet.

WELL...

You want us to be rich, don't you?

WELL, YOU KNOW I DO.

Okay, then let's get started.

Goober...beg.

WHAT?

Yeah. Beg.

That's not bad, but hold your paws higher.

That's the idea.

Now...speak.

WHAT?

Go on. Speak.

WHAT'LL I SAY?

You're not supposed to say anything.

Just bark.

Go on.

WOOF!

WOOF!

That's good. Keep going, Goober.

WOOF!

Tommy: GOOD BOY.

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! GOOD BOY, GOOBER.

KEEP BARKING, GOOBER.

HEY, TOMMY, HOLD IT! IT'S MY PAW!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

DO YOU THINK HE SAW US?

I DON'T THINK SO.

COME ON.

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

WOOF! WOOF!

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

HEY, GOOBER.

HEY, ANDY.

ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, OR DID YOU COME OVER

TO HAVE ANOTHER LAUGH AT ME AND MY TALKING DOG?

GOOBER, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON.

I REALLY AM.

YOU DON'T SAY.

HEAR THAT, BOY?

SHERIFF TAYLOR'S APOLOGIZING TO US.

THINK WE OUGHT TO ACCEPT?

LISTEN, GOOBER... WAIT A SECOND, ANDY.

I'D LIKE TO HEAR WHAT MY ASSOCIATE HAS TO SAY.

HOW ABOUT IT, SPOT?

GOOBER, LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, ANDY?

YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I BELIEVE DOGS CAN TALK, DO YOU?

WHY, THAT'S JUST PLAIN SILLY.

GO AHEAD, BOY.

TELL HIM I KNOW DOGS CAN'T TALK.

LOOK, GOOBER...

GO AHEAD, TELL HIM. TELL THE SHERIFF.

GOOBER, PLEASE.

HEY, BOY, YOU'LL DO THAT FOR ME, WON'T YOU, HUH, WON'T YOU?

I BARKED FOR YOU, DIDN'T I?

WELL, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SPEAK FOR ME.

GOOBER, LISTEN...

I TELL YOU, ANDY, HE CAN TALK.

HE'S JUST BEING STUBBORN.

NOW, YOU SAY SOMETHING.

WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND?

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHERIFF.

NO.

WELL, IT MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

THERE IT IS.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

A WALKIE-TALKIE.

YOU HAD A JOKE PLAYED ON YOU, GOOBER.

JOKE?

YEAH.

I GUESS THAT'S SOME KIDS' IDEA OF FUN.

KIDS?

YEAH, THAT NEW BOY, TOMMY.

THAT WAS THE VOICE YOU HEARD.

AND OPIE WAS IN ON IT.

OPIE?

YEAH. I SAW THEM BEHIND THOSE TREES

WHEN I WAS COMING OVER HERE.

THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY A GOOD JOKE.

WELL, IT'S NOT MY IDEA OF A GOOD JOKE.

ANDY, THEY'RE JUST...KIDS.

THEY'LL LEARN.

YEAH, THEY'LL LEARN.

YOU CAN REST ASSURED OF THAT, GOOBER.

THEY'RE GONNA LEARN.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING,

BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE.

WELL, LET'S NOT BLAME IT ALL ON TOMMY.

HE'S AN INSTIGATOR.

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND FOR OPIE TO HAVE,

BUT OPIE'S GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN.

HE'S ONLY 11 YEARS OLD.

THAT'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW IT WAS WRONG.

LOOK AT 'EM.

BOTH OF 'EM, JUST CARRYING ON

HAVING A FINE TIME, AS IF NOTHING WAS WRONG.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOMMY?

I'M SICK OF PLAYING CATCH.

WANT TO HAVE SOME BATTING PRACTICE?

I'LL PITCH TO YOU.

NAH.

BOY, IF I HAD MY HORSE RIGHT NOW,

I SURE WOULDN'T BE SITTING AROUND HERE DOING NOTHING.

YEAH, WE'D BE OUT RIDING, WOULDN'T WE?

SURE HOPE MY DAD FINDS ME ONE SOON.

WELL, IF HE WERE MINE,

HE WOULDN'T BE IN ANY RUSH TO GET A HORSE.

BE SOME TIME BEFORE HE COULD SIT IN A SADDLE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOYS?

HI, PAW. HI, MR. TAYLOR.

NOT MUCH HAPPENING, HUH?

NO, WE'RE JUST TALKING THINGS OVER.

WELL...CAN'T GET IN ANY TROUBLE THAT WAY.

I'LL SEE YOU.

BYE. BYE, PAW.

HEY, UH, TOMMY... DIDN'T YOU SAY

YOUR FATHER WAS LOOKING FOR A HORSE TO BUY FOR YOU?

DID YOU SEE ONE, MR. TAYLOR?

DID YOU SEE ONE?

WELL, NO, NOT EXACTLY,

BUT I WAS OVER AT THE FILLING STATION

AND A MAN CAME IN AND TOLD GOOBER

HE HAD A FINE YOUNG HORSE HE HAD TO SELL REAL CHEAP.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? YEAH!

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MAN LIVES?

NO, I HAD TO LEAVE, BUT I DID HEAR THE MAN TELL GOOBER

HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE HIM HIS PHONE NUMBER

IN CASE HE KNEW ANYBODY THAT WANTED TO BUY THE HORSE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THERE RIGHT AWAY!

WOULD YOU DRIVE US TO GOOBER? PLEASE, HUH, PLEASE?

WELL...OKAY.

BUT LET ME MAKE ONE QUICK PHONE CALL FIRST, OKAY?

HEY, LET'S WAIT IN THE SQUAD CAR.

SARAH, WILL YOU GET ME GOOBER AT THE FILLING STATION?

WHAT'S THE NUMBER, GOOBER? WHAT'S THE NUMBER?

WHAT?

THE MAN WITH THE HORSE -- HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER.

THE MAN WITH THE HORSE?

WELL, YOU REMEMBER, GOOBER.

OH...THAT MAN.

YEAH, HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL HORSE.

I KNOW, BUT WHAT'S THE NUMBER?

NOW, LET ME SEE...

OH, GOOBER, DIDN'T YOU EVEN WRITE IT DOWN?

I DIDN'T HAVE A PENCIL HANDY,

BUT I'VE GOT A BETTER WAY OF REMEMBERING THINGS.

YOU SEE...

I TOLD IT TO MY DOG.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED.

YOU SEE, HARDLY ANYBODY ELSE KNOWS THIS...

BUT SPOT CAN TALK.

YEAH, WATCH. HEY, SPOT...

REMEMBER THAT NUMBER I TOLD YOU BEFORE?

CAN'T YOU REMEMBER, GOOBER? CAN'T YOU JUST TRY?

DON'T WORRY. SPOT'LL TELL YOU.

TELL HIM, BOY. TELL HIM THE NUMBER.

HE CAN'T TALK.

HE'S A DOG -- HE CAN' TALK.

WELL, SURE, HE CAN.

COME ON, BOY, YOU REMEMBER THE PHONE NUMBER.

THE MAN THAT HAD THE BEAUTIFUL HORSE

THAT HE WANTED TO SELL REAL CHEAP.

SPEAK, BOY.

SPEAK. SPEAK.

HE CAN'T TALK, 'CAUSE HE NEVER COULD TALK.

WHAT?

I HOOKED MY WALKIE-TALKIE UNDER HIS COLLAR.

I WAS THE ONE THAT DONE THE TALKING.

IT WAS ALL A TRICK.

WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES US EVEN.

BECAUSE THERE NEVER WAS A MAN WITH A HORSE.

WE MADE THAT UP.

THAT WAS A TRICK OF OURS.

A PRETTY GOOD TRICK, WASN'T IT, ANDY?

WELL, WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT?

NOTHING.

NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT.

IT WAS A PRACTICAL JOKE

JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU PULLED ON GOOBER.

PRACTICAL JOKES CAN HURT PEOPLE.

IF I WAS YOU, I'D GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT.

NOW, AS FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN...

LET'S GO.

I STILL LOVE YOU, SPOT.

AND WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO SIT UP OR SOMETHING.

HEY, GOOBER.

HI, GOOBER.

HEY, BOYS.

GOOBER, TOMMY AND ME WERE JUST TALKING,

AND, WELL...

GOOBER, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THE TRICK WE PULLED ON YOU.

THAT'S OKAY.

HEY, GOOBER, YOU WANT TO PLAY WALKIE

WELL, HOW DO YOU PLAY IT?

WELL, OPIE AND I ARE SECRET AGENTS.

I'M T-X4, AND HE'S X-2Y.

WE HAVE TO BLOW UP A BRIDGE.

AND YOU'RE OUR CONTACT.

HEY, OKAY.

AND I'LL BE XYZ-7.

OKAY! AND WE'LL PLAY UP ON THAT HILL.

AND WE'LL MAKE LIKE WE'RE SURROUNDED

BY A WHOLE BUNCH OF ENEMY AGENTS.

AND YOU'RE TALKING TO US, HELPING US GET OUT!

OKAY. AND WE'LL PLAY LIKE MY HANDS ARE TIED BEHIND MY BACK

AND SPOT'S AN FBI DOG. AND HE'S GONNA LET ME LOOSE,

AND I'M GONNA COME UP AND LET YOU ALL LOOSE.

OKAY. YOU CAN USE THIS ONE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON THERE.

AND WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK,

THEN YOU JUST LIFT IT UP AND THEN YOU TALK THROUGH THIS.

OKAY. OKAY.

THIS IS XYZ-7. CALLING FBI DOG SPOT.

XYZ-7 CALLING FBI DOG SPOT. OVER.

COME IN, FBI DOG SPOT.