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OH, THERE'S
QUITE A CROWD.

IT'S ALMOST AS BIG
AS WHEN THEY LEFT.

WE WON'T HAVE
TO WAIT MUCH LONGER.

I JUST TALKED
TO RALEIGH.

THEIR PLANE LANDED
RIGHT ON TIME.

OF COURSE, THE BUS
IS 20 MINUTES LATE.

OH, IT'S EXCITING.

EXCITING.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT
FOR BEE TO GET HERE.

SHE'LL HAVE SUCH
EXCITING THINGS TO TELL US.

OPIE WROTE AND SAID
HE HAD THE AUTOGRAPHS

OF 22 HOLLYWOOD STARS.

HEY, THE BUS!

HEY, OPE!

ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?

HELLO, CLARA.

OH, BEE!

OH, YOU LOOK
WONDERFUL.

AND YOU LOOK SUNTANNED.

DID YOU GET
AUDIE MURPHY

HOW ARE YOU?

OH, YOU BETTER
COME HERE TO ME.

HI, ANDY.

HEY, FLOYD.

GEE, I THOUGHT WE LEFT
ALL THE MOVIE STARS

IN HOLLYWOOD.

MISSED THE FIRE
OUT OF YOU.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN GONE FOR A YEAR.

OH, CLARA, IT WAS
LIKE A DREAM.

THE STUDIO LENT US
A LIMOUSINE

AND A CHAUFFEUR.

A CHAUFFEUR?

HE WANTED
TO BE AN ACTOR.

HIS NAME WAS JOHN.

OF COURSE, THAT WAS
HIS STAGE NAME.

HIS REAL NAME
WAS BOB.

WE CALLED HIM BOB.

HERE HE IS,
GOOBER.

AUDIE MURPHY.

LOOK AT THE WAY
HE MAKES A "Y."

BOY, THAT'S A
GOOD-LOOKING "Y."

WISH I HAD A
"Y" IN MY NAME.

TONY CURTIS MADE
A GOOD ONE, TOO, SEE?

YEAH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DORIS DAY.

WOW, WOW.

ROCK HUDSON. WHOO!

KIRK DOUGLAS. WHOO!

DEAN MARTIN.

DAVE SNIDER...

WHO'S DAVE SNIDER?

NECKTIE SALESMAN.

SUNGLASSES FOOLED US.

OPIE, DID YOU
ACTUALLY TALK

TO ALL
THOSE STARS?

OH, AND WE SAW
THEIR HOMES.

YOU DID?
WHOSE

WELL, SEE, THEY HAVE
THESE BUS TOURS

AND WE SAW
JACK BENNY'S HOUSE

AND DEBBIE REYNOLDS'
HOUSE...

I BET JACK BENNY'S
GOT A NICE HOUSE.

HE'S NOT REALLY
CHEAP, YOU KNOW.

AND CESAR ROMERO'S
HOUSE.

OH, MY DREAMBOAT.

OH, HE HAS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL HOME.

ANDY, TELL THEM
ABOUT THAT.

TELL THEM
ABOUT THAT ONE, PAW.

THAT WAS
A REAL BIG ONE.

WE WERE STANDING

RIGHT IN FRONT
OF HIS HOUSE.

DID YOU SEE CESAR?

WELL, NO.

BUT I FOUND HIS NEWSPAPER!

OH, MY GOODNESS!

WHAT A TRIP
YOU HAD!

ANDY, A DELIVERY TRUCK

STOPPED BY
YOUR HOUSE YESTERDAY

AND LEFT A BIG BUNCH
OF PACKAGES AND CRATES.

Bee:
OH, ANDY!

THEY'VE ARRIVED!
THEY'VE ARRIVED!

I WATCHED THEM
UNLOADING.

WHAT IS ALL THIS, BEE?

IT'S A BIG SURPRISE.

TELL THEM.

WHAT KIND
OF A SURPRISE?

YOU'LL FIND OUT.

ANDY, THE LUGGAGE?

ISN'T THIS SOMETHING?

I JUST DON'T
BELIEVE IT.

OH, THEY'RE ALL
BEAUTIFUL.

BUT, BEE, HOW CAN
YOU AFFORD ALL THIS?

WELL, THAT'S
JUST IT.

THAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE.

WHERE DID YOU GET
THESE THINGS, AUNT BEE?

I WON THEM
ON TELEVISION.

ON TELEVIS...?

YOU KNOW THAT SHOW
WIN OR LOSE?

AUNT BEE WAS ON THAT

AND SHE WAS THE
SWEEPSTAKES WINNER.

WE WERE RIGHT IN
THE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

I WATCH THAT SHOW
EVERY WEEK.

I DIDN'T SEE YOU
ON IT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON YET.
I'M ON TONIGHT.

TONIGHT? HOW CAN YOU
BE ON TV TONIGHT

AND HERE AT
THE SAME TIME?

WELL, THEY TAPE IT,
GOOBER, IN ADVANCE.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE
ACTUALLY GOING

TO BE ON TV?

THAT'S
WONDERFUL.

WHY DIDN'T
YOU WRITE ME?

WELL, SHE
WOULDN'T LET ME.

ANDY, I DON'T
SEE THE COAT.

IT'LL COME.
IT'LL COME.

IMAGINE, BEE TAYLOR
ON TELEVISION.

LOOK AT ALL
THESE PRIZES.

REFRIGERATOR,
WASHING MACHINE

TV, DISHWASHER.

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S AN ICE CRUSHER, GOOB.

CRUSHES UP THE
ICE REAL GOOD.

WHOO!

YOU'VE GOT
TO SEE THAT.

IT MAKES ITS
OWN ICE CUBES.

YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH TROUBLE

YOU HAVE WITH
YOUR ICEBOX?

HOW THE TRAY STICKS

AND HOW HARD IT IS
TO GET THE ICE OUT?

NOT WITH THIS.

IT'S LIKE
A MIRACLE.

IT'S INGENIOUS.

NOW LOOK IN HERE.

WHAT'S THAT
LITTLE THING?

AUTOMATIC DEFROSTER.

AND LOOK AT THIS
SLIDING DRAWER.

LOOK AT THOSE
SLIDING DRAWERS.

ANDY, THESE THINGS
ARE WORTH A FORTUNE.

HOW DID SHE DO IT?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN
FRIGHTENED TO DEATH.

AUNT BEE WASN'T
SCARED AT ALL--

EXCEPT WHEN SHE
FORGOT HER NAME.

Aunt Bee:
GOOBER! OPIE!

PLEASE, I DON'T WANT
YOU TO BREAK THAT.

MAKES MORE NOISE THAN
MR. WILSON'S FAN BELT.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
IT WORKS LATER.

EVERYBODY,
LISTEN, LISTEN.

PLEASE, EVERYBODY.

NOW, BEFORE I FORGET

I WANT YOU ALL
TO COME OVER TONIGHT

AND WATCH THE SHOW.

OH, ANDY, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.

YES, I DID HAVE TO.

THE MINUTE I SAW IT,
I KNEW IT WAS FOR YOU.

OH, I WONDER
WHAT IT COULD BE.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE.

THERE.

WELL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE IT.

OH, I LOVE IT.
IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT.

SEE, IT SAYS "HOLLYWOOD"
RIGHT ACROSS IT.

THERE'S A ZIPPER
BACK HERE.

YOU CAN JUST UNZIP IT LIKE THAT,
TAKE THE CUSHION...

THERE'S A BOX.

I'LL BE DOGGED.
WONDER WHAT THAT IS.

OH, ANDY!

OH,
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!

AND I WAS READY
TO SETTLE FOR THE PILLOW.

OH,
THEY'RE JUST GORGEOUS.

WITH AUNT BEE WINNING
ALL THOSE EXPENSIVE PRIZES,

I GOT TO KEEP UP
THE FRONT, YOU KNOW.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SEEN WITH ME,
YOU GOT TO LOOK RIGHT.

OH, ANDY,
THEY'RE JUST STUNNING.

OH, THANK YOU.
OH.

NOW I KNOW HOW AUNT BEE
MUST FEEL.

MMM.

YOU KNOW, THAT TV SHOW'S
GOING TO START PRETTY SOON.

WE'D BETTER BE
GETTING OVER THERE.

All right, Miss Taylor,
you have just ten more seconds.

Now, think,
Miss Taylor, think.

I DON'T THINK SHE'S
GOING TO GET IT.

OH, GOOBER, SHE'S ALREADY
WON-- WE KNOW THAT.

OH, YEAH.

Just four more seconds.

Allspice or cinnamon?

Cinnamon with
custard filling.

That's right!

Cinnamon with
custard filling!

ALL RIGHT,
AUNT BEE!

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
GOING TO GET IT.

I WAS KIND OF SCARED THERE

FOR A MINUTE MYSELF.

MAMA ALWAYS MADE THAT PIE
OUT OF LEMON FILLING.

'COURSE IT NEVER WAS
ANY GOOD.

I'M GOING TO TELL HER
TO MAKE IT OUT OF CUSTARD.

That was a tricky one,
Miss Taylor.

Most people think that's made
with lemon filling.

SEE? I TOLD YOU
MAMA ALWAYS

MADE THAT WITH
LEMON FILLING.
GOOBER...

With that answer

you've become our
Grand Sweepstakes winner!

And now,
let's pull the curtain.

Well, here are
all your prizes.

Quite a haul,
eh, Miss Taylor?

Oh, my goodness!

All these things for me?

That's right!

I bet you'll be the envy

of all the folks
back in Mayberry.

Oh, yes! Nobody back home
has things like these.

Oh, I can't wait
for my friends to see them.

Well, it's been
a real pleasure

having you on the
show, Miss Taylor.

Before you go

would you like to say hello
to the folks back home?

I'd love to say hello
to Clara and Myra

little Johnny Paul and Helen,
and let's see...

YOU'RE FORGETTIN' GOOBER.

SHE'S GETTIN' TO YOU,
GOOBER.

and Judd and Otis...

Uh, anyone else?

DIDN'T MENTION ME, EITHER.

HOW SOON WE FORGET.

Oh, yes-- and Floyd!

WHAT ABOUT GOOBER?

And Goober.

SHE GOT TO
YOU, GOOBER.

Congratulations once
again, Bee Taylor.

Well, that's it for
tonight on Win Or Lose.

See you next week.

AUNT BEE, YOU WERE
JUST MARVELOUS!

THANK YOU.

YOU WERE SO CALM!

WELL, I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS
AT FIRST

BUT I GOT USED TO THE CAMERAS
AND THE LIGHTS--

AND JACK WAS SO NICE.

JACK?

JACK SMITH-- HE'S THE EMCEE.

GUESS HOW OLD HE IS.

OH 32, 33?

FORTY-FOUR.

Clara:
NO!

FORTY-FOUR YEARS OLD.

IT'S THE MAKEUP AND THE LIGHTS.

OH, THEY DO WONDERS--
THAT'S THE SECRET.

I DID LOOK YOUNGER
ON TELEVISION, DIDN'T I?

YOU LOOKED... GOOD.

AT LEAST TEN YEARS YOUNGER.

I DIDN'T TOUCH
THAT ICE CRUSHER--
I DIDN'T DO IT.

GOOBER, I JUST DON'T
WANT IT BROKEN!

Floyd:
YES, HE DID!

LOOK AT HIS FACE! GUILTY!

THERE'S NO HARM DONE.

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE
LEMONADE AND CAKE NOW?

ALL READY,
AND IT'S COMING UP.

CAN I HELP, AUNT BEE?

FIRST, I WANT EVERYBODY
TO COME IN THE KITCHEN.

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE
EVERYTHING.

THEY'VE ALREADY
SEEN EVERYTHING.

WELL, FLOYD HASN'T!

BESIDES, EVERYTHING'S
IN PLACE.

COME ON, CLARA.

Andy:
WELL...

COME ON, OPE.

OH... JUST LIKE
IN THE MAGAZINES.

ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL,
CLARA?

IT FITS IN RIGHT WHERE
THE OLD ONE WAS.

NO, THAT'S FINE.

JUST PERFECT!

AND LOOK AT
THE INSIDE.

DO YOU LIKE IT, FLOYD?

OH... I LIKE IT.

AND LOOK AT
OUR WASHING MACHINE

AND THE DRYER...

AND THE DISHWASHER.

LOOK HOW PERFECTLY
THAT FITS IN THERE.

IT'S-IT'S THE
DELUXE MODEL.

AUNT BEE, DON'T YOU THINK
WE CAN GO AHEAD AND HAVE

THE CAKE AND LEMONADE?

OH, YOU HAVE TO SEE
THE HOMEMAKER'S HELPER.

LOOK AT THIS--

TURN ON THE WATER,
FLIP ON THE SWITCH

AND GR-R-R-R, THE
GARBAGE IS ALL GONE.

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, BEE.
IT'S VERY NICE.

BUT FLOYD HASN'T.

I WISH I HAD SOME GARBAGE.

JUST WHEN YOU WANT GARBAGE,
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.

GOOBER, GIVE ME THAT.

I'M NOT FINISHED YET!

THERE'S A LOT MORE.

BUT THAT ONE HAD ICING
ALL OVER IT.

NOW, WATCH--
ON GOES THE WATER

ON GOES THE SWITCH
AND... G-R-R-R!

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?!

IT CAME IN
VERY HANDY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO

WITHOUT MY DISPOSAL
AND DISHWASHER.

A DISHWASHER! I THINK
I MISSED THE DISHWASHER.

OH! IT'S NO TROUBLE
TO SHOW YOU.

LOOK, FLOYD, LOOK--

YOU PUSH THIS...

UP COMES THE LID
AND HERE'S THE BASKET

IN WHICH YOU PUT
ALL OF YOUR SILVER...

MORNING, FLOYD.

HI, ANDY.

WELL, SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SLEEPY
THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING.

IT WAS YOUR PARTY
LAST NIGHT.

I DIDN'T GET HOME
TILL ALMOST 10:00.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK.

YOU BURN YOURSELF OUT.

SORRY. YOU WERE ABOUT
THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

I TRIED TO GET AWAY,
ANDY,

BUT MISS BEE JUST KEPT ON
TALKING AND TALKING.

OH, I TRIED, ANDY.

WELL, I GUESS SHE WAS A LITTLE
EXCITED ABOUT ALL HER PRIZES.

OH, GOT ME EXCITED,
TOO.

I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK
ALL NIGHT.

I HAD A NIGHTMARE.

I DREAMT I WAS CHASED
BY A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

GEE, FLOYD,
I'M SURE SORRY--

HAD TO SLEEP
WITH THE LIGHT ON,

JUST LIKE A BABY.

SHE SURE WON SOME BEAUTIFUL
PRIZES, THOUGH, DIDN'T SHE?

YES,
THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL.

EXPENSIVE, TOO.
YEAH.

UH...

SAY, I DON'T KNOW

WHETHER YOU KNOW
THIS OR NOT, ANDY

BUT SOME OF THE PEOPLE
AT THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT

THEY GOT KIND
OF WORKED UP.

THEY WERE JEALOUS,
I GUESS.

JEALOUS

OH, I COULDN'T SAY WHO.

THEY TOLD ME NOT TO SAY,
SO I COULDN'T SAY.

WELL...

IT WAS CLARA, MYRA TUCKER,
MRS. ROBINSON AND JENNY PETERS.

WELL, I CAN'T SEE THAT.

IF THEY WON SOME PRIZES
LIKE THAT

THEY'D BE EXCITED, TOO.

AUNT BEE HASN'T CHANGED,
I KNOW THAT.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, JUST TAKE
A LOOK BEHIND YOU.

IT CAME, ANDY,
IT CAME.

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

OH, THAT'S REALLY
SOMETHING.

OH, THAT'S SOFT.

OH, THAT'S SOFT.

IT'S GENUINE RANCH MINK.

RANCH MINK?!

OH, I THINK THIS IS
THE NICEST PRIZE OF ALL.

ALL THE OTHERS
ARE SO PRACTICAL

AND THIS IS SO
IMPRACTICAL.

FOR THIS TIME
OF YEAR, ANYWAY.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WARM?
IT'S 82.

WELL, THERE'S
A LITTLE BREEZE.

WELL, I JUST WANTED
YOU TO SEE IT.

AREN'T YOU GOING HOME?

NO. I THOUGHT
AS LONG AS I'M DOWNTOWN

I'D STOP
AT THE BEAUTY SHOP

AND SAY HELLO
TO THE GIRLS.

IT'S SATURDAY.

THE REASON I KNOW IT CAME...

CLARA, WAIT.
WHAT'D YOU SAY?

THE REASON I KNOW IT CAME

IS BECAUSE CLAUDE
FROM THE POST OFFICE

TOLD ME THAT HE DELIVERED
A PACKAGE

FROM DORSEY FURS,
HOLLYWOOD.

HOW BIG?

OH, ABOUT LIKE THAT.

PROBABLY
FULL-LENGTH.

I IMAGINE SO.

OH, BETH, YOU KNOW I WANT

THAT UPSWEPT EFFECT
ON THE RIGHT.

I KNOW, CLARA.

ITALIAN STYLE.

CLARA, DID HE STAY
WHILE SHE OPENED THE PACKAGE?

NO. HE SAID
HE TRIED TO

BUT THAT SHE TOOK IT
AWAY FROM HIM AT THE DOOR.

DO YOU WANT BANGS,
TOO, CLARA?

ARE THEY WEARING
BANGS IN ITALY?

I DON'T KNOW.
I LIVE IN THE BACK.

GUESS WHO'S COMING.

BEE.

AND GUESS WHAT SHE'S WEARING.

WELL, IT'S OF NO
IMPORTANCE TO ME.

HELLO, GIRLS.

I WAS JUST PASSING BY
AND I THOUGHT I'D SAY HELLO.

HELLO.

HELLO, BEE.
NEW COAT?

MM-HMM. IT'S ONE
OF THE PRIZES.

IT JUST CAME.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

VERY NICE.

IS THAT THAT DYED SQUIRREL?

DYED SQUIRREL?!

IT'S RANCH MINK.

THERE ARE DIFFERENT QUALITIES,
I SUPPOSE.

AREN'T THOSE FULL-LENGTH COATS
AWFULLY HEAVY?

I KNOW I'D NEVER BE ABLE
TO WEAR ONE.

ME, EITHER.

IT'S AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW I HAVE IT ON.

LOOK AT THE COLOR,
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

I UNDERSTAND IT'S ONE
OF THE NEW SHADES--

BURNT AUTUMN.

VERY NICE.

IS THAT THE KIND THAT TURNS RED
AFTER THE FIRST YEAR?

I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD.

IT'S FROM DORSEY FURS
IN HOLLYWOOD--

FURRIER TO THE STARS.

OH.

OH, MY GOODNESS,
A GRAY HAIR.

I MUST HAVE MISSED IT
WITH THE DYE.

OH, WELL

WE'RE ALL GETTING
THEM, CLARA.

I GUESS I BETTER
BE RUNNING ALONG.

OH, OH, DON'T FORGET--

LUNCH AT MY HOUSE
TOMORROW, 1:00 SHARP

AND THERE'LL BE SEVEN OF US.

OH, I WANT TO SHOW YOU GIRLS

SOME NEW FEATURES
ABOUT THE REFRIGERATOR.

TOODLE-OO.

DID YOU KNOW

SHE'S BEEN WALKING
ALL OVER TOWN WEARING IT?

IT'S MINK.

YEAH, SHE TOLD ME.

THEY'RE VICIOUS
LITTLE ANIMALS, YOU KNOW?

THEY ARE?

YEAH. I DIDN'T TELL
HER THAT, OF COURSE.

OH, NO.

SHE'S SURE UP IN
THE CLOUDS, THOUGH

ISN'T SHE?

WAY UP.

YEAH.

THAT'S A UNITED STATES
GOVERNMENT LICENSE PLATE.

LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE.

I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT
TELL ME

WHERE I COULD
FIND A PHONE.

YOU WANTED TO
CALL SOMEBODY?

WELL, YES, THAT'S
THE GENERAL IDEA.

YOU WITH THE UNITED STATES
GOVERNMENT, AIN'T YOU?

YES.

I COULD TELL
BY YOUR LICENSE PLATE.

HOW ARE THINGS
WITH THE GOVERNMENT?

JUST FINE.

NOW, A PHONE.

GOT ONE RIGHT HERE
IN THE SHOP.

YOU JUST PICK IT UP

AND YOU ASK SARAH
FOR WHOEVER YOU WANT.

AND THERE'S NO CHARGE--

GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.

THANK YOU.

ANYBODY IN PARTICULAR

YOU WANTED TO CALL?

YES. MR. ANDREW TAYLOR.

HE DOES LIVE
IN TOWN, DOESN'T HE?

YEAH, HE'S THE SHERIFF.

HIS OFFICE IS
RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

I'LL TAKE YOU
AND INTRODUCE YOU.

COME ON.

ANDY, THIS MAN
WANTS TO SEE YOU

AND HE'S FROM
THE GOVERNMENT.

OH?

MY NAME IS HEATHCOTE.

I'M WITH THE INTERNAL
REVENUE SERVICE.

WELL, WHAT CAN
I DO FOR YOU?

FLOYD, HE'S FROM THE INTERNAL
REVENUE SERVICE!

SIT DOWN,
WON'T YOU?

IT'S ABOUT THOSE PRIZES
YOUR AUNT WON

ON THAT QUIZ SHOW.

OH, THEY'RE
BEAUTIFUL.

SHE WON AN
ICE CRUSHER
AND EVERYTHING.

GOOBER.
WHAT ABOUT THE PRIZES?

WELL...

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'D
CONSIDER THE MATTER PRIVATE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU CAN TALK IN FRONT OF ME.

I WORK
AT THE FILLING STATION.

GO AHEAD, MR. HEATHCOTE.

WELL, NOW...

ACCORDING TO RECORDS,
MISS TAYLOR WON

A CONSIDERABLE NUMBER
OF VALUABLE PRIZES

ON A QUIZ SHOW
IN HOLLYWOOD.

TO BE EXACT

PRIZES HAVING
A TOTAL VALUE

OF $4,850.

AND WE KEEP A RATHER CLOSE
CHECK ON THESE THINGS.

I THOUGHT IT WAS
MORE THAN THAT.

$4,850.

YES, SIR.

SOME TAXABLE
AS ORDINARY INCOME.

TAXABLE?

THAT'S CORRECT.

BUT THEY GAVE HER
THOSE PRIZES FREE.

EXACTLY. AND THEY'RE CONSIDERED
A CASH FLOW TO THE RECIPIENT

AND, BY THE SAME TOKEN

AN ALLOWABLE DEDUCTION
TO THE DONOR.

BUT THE TAX
COULD AMOUNT TO...

OVER $1,000.

OH, YES, DEFINITELY.

YOU SEEM TO ENJOY
YOUR WORK.

I LOVE MY WORK,
MR. TAYLOR.

BASED ON YOUR
OTHER INCOME

THE TAX ON THESE PRIZES
IS $1,138.72.

MM, MISS AGNES.

$1,138.72.

GO AWAY, FLOYD!

I'M GETTING ALL THE DOPE.
TELL YOU LATER!

GOOBER!

I'LL JUST LEAVE
THESE FIGURES WITH YOU

AND WE'LL BE
IN TOUCH.

I LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU.

THANK YOU.

I PAID MY TAX ALREADY.
EVERY PENNY OF IT.

I KNOW.
YES, SIR.

WELL, GOODBYE.

ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO TELL AUNT BEE?

I WISH I KNEW.
I WISH I KNEW.

WELL--
DON'T YOU TELL HER!

WELL, OF COURSE, CLARA,
IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL.

OH, NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I WANTED YOU GIRLS TO SEE

HOW THE DISHWASHER
ACTUALLY WORKED.

OH, NO, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING
UP TO IT.

YES, OF COURSE, SOME OTHER TIME.

BYE, CLARA.

DON'T FORGET TO SAVE ME A PIECE
OF LEMON CAKE, AUNT BEE.

WE WON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

THERE'LL BE PLENTY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING
A LOT OF COMPANY OVER.

SO DID I, BUT...

FUNNY THING--
NOBODY CAN COME.
WHY NOT?

WELL, SOME OF THEM REMEMBERED
IMPORTANT ENGAGEMENTS

AND CLARA'S SICK AND SO IS MYRA
AND DOROTHY AND JENNY.

THAT'S FUNNY, THEY LOOKED
ALL RIGHT WHEN I SAW THEM.

WELL, MUST BE AN EPIDEMIC.

WELL, DON'T BE LATE
FOR SUPPER.

I WON'T, AUNT BEE.
BYE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'M GOING TO TELL HER.

IT'S CERTAINLY GOING
TO BE A BLOW TO HER

THE WAY SHE TREASURES
ALL THOSE THINGS.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I'VE TRIED FOR TWO DAYS
TO FIGURE IT OUT

AND IT ALL COMES DOWN

TO THE TAX HAS
GOT TO BE PAID

AND I JUST DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.

YOU'RE GOING TO JUST HAVE
TO TELL HER SOONER OR LATER.

WELL, I GUESS IT
MIGHT AS WELL BE NOW.

COME IN WITH ME.

KEEP THE SMELLING
SALTS HANDY.

UH, AUNT BEE.

YES?

OH, HELLO, HELEN.

HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

HELLO, AUNT BEE.

WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?

MAYBE YOU BETTER
JUST SIT DOWN, HMM?

YOU KNOW THOSE
PRIZES THAT YOU WON?

YES.

WELL, I FOUND OUT
SOMETHING

A COUPLE DAYS AGO

AND I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO FIGURE A WAY TO TELL YOU.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO TELL YOU SOMETIME.

THOSE, UH...

THOSE PRIZES ARE TAXABLE.

OH, THAT.
YES, I KNOW.

DID GOOBER TELL YOU?

NO, GOOBER DIDN'T TELL ME.

GOOBER TOLD FLOYD, FLOYD TOLD
WARREN, WARREN TOLD JUDD

AND JUDD TOLD ME.

THE MAYBERRY TELEGRAPH.

DID THEY ALSO TELL YOU
THE TAX IS OVER $1,100?

YES, BUT THAT'S NOTHING
TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.

NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT?

NO.

COME ALONG.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

Andy:
WELL, WHERE IS EVERYTHING?

I SOLD THEM.

EVERYTHING EXCEPT
THE TV SET

AND MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

OH, AUNT BEE,
THE MINK COAT, TOO?

MM-HMM, TO WEAVERS.

HE SAID HE COULD
DISPOSE OF IT

WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
AUNT BEE.

WELL, NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY THE TAX

AND ENOUGH TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP
ONE OF THESE DAYS... ON ME.

BUT ALL THOSE THINGS
MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU.

YES, IT DID FOR A WHILE.

FOR A WHILE?

YES. AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING.

I PLANNED A LUNCHEON
FOR TOMORROW

AND EVERYBODY'S ACCEPTED.

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.
I DON'T KNOW.

OH, I THINK IT DOES.

'COURSE, WITH ALL THESE
APPLIANCES GONE

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
A LOT MORE WORK AROUND HERE.

OH, NOT MUCH.

WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO GO BACK

TO MAKING OUR OWN
ICE CUBES AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, NOW, THAT TAKES CARE
OF THE DISHES.

HOW'S IT FEEL
DOING THEM BY HAND AGAIN?

FINE. IT NEVER REALLY WAS
A PROBLEM.

DON'T YOU MISS
ANY OF THOSE THINGS?

NO, NOT REALLY.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE FUR COAT?

YOU KNOW, THE GIRLS WERE RIGHT.
IT WAS AWFULLY HEAVY.

EVERY TIME
I TOOK IT OFF,

I HAD TO SIT DOWN
FOR FIVE MINUTES.

COME IN!

BEE!

CLARA.

I BOUGHT YOUR COAT
FROM WEAVERS.

I'M PAYING FOR IT
ON TIME.

ISN'T IT FABULOUS
ON ME?

OH, AND THE QUALITY!

I'VE NEVER OWNED ANYTHING
SO EXQUISITE IN MY LIFE.

AND YOU KNOW
SOMETHING ELSE?

IT WEIGHS NOTHING!

IT'S AS LIGHT
AS A FEATHER.