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OH, THERE'S QUITE A CROWD.

IT'S ALMOST AS BIG AS WHEN THEY LEFT.

WE WON'T HAVE TO WAIT MUCH LONGER.

I JUST TALKED TO RALEIGH.

THEIR PLANE LANDED RIGHT ON TIME.

OF COURSE, THE BUS IS 20 MINUTES LATE.

OH, IT'S EXCITING.

EXCITING.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR BEE TO GET HERE.

SHE'LL HAVE SUCH EXCITING THINGS TO TELL US.

OPIE WROTE AND SAID HE HAD THE AUTOGRAPHS

OF 22 HOLLYWOOD STARS.

HEY, THE BUS!

HEY, OPE!

ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?

HELLO, CLARA.

OH, BEE!

OH, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.

AND YOU LOOK SUNTANNED.

DID YOU GET AUDIE MURPHY

HOW ARE YOU?

OH, YOU BETTER COME HERE TO ME.

HI, ANDY.

HEY, FLOYD.

GEE, I THOUGHT WE LEFT ALL THE MOVIE STARS

IN HOLLYWOOD.

MISSED THE FIRE OUT OF YOU.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR A YEAR.

OH, CLARA, IT WAS LIKE A DREAM.

THE STUDIO LENT US A LIMOUSINE

AND A CHAUFFEUR.

A CHAUFFEUR?

HE WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR.

HIS NAME WAS JOHN.

OF COURSE, THAT WAS HIS STAGE NAME.

HIS REAL NAME WAS BOB.

WE CALLED HIM BOB.

HERE HE IS, GOOBER.

AUDIE MURPHY.

LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES A "Y."

BOY, THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING "Y."

WISH I HAD A "Y" IN MY NAME.

TONY CURTIS MADE A GOOD ONE, TOO, SEE?

YEAH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DORIS DAY.

WOW, WOW.

ROCK HUDSON. WHOO!

KIRK DOUGLAS. WHOO!

DEAN MARTIN.

DAVE SNIDER...

WHO'S DAVE SNIDER?

NECKTIE SALESMAN.

SUNGLASSES FOOLED US.

OPIE, DID YOU ACTUALLY TALK

TO ALL THOSE STARS?

OH, AND WE SAW THEIR HOMES.

YOU DID? WHOSE

WELL, SEE, THEY HAVE THESE BUS TOURS

AND WE SAW JACK BENNY'S HOUSE

AND DEBBIE REYNOLDS' HOUSE...

I BET JACK BENNY'S GOT A NICE HOUSE.

HE'S NOT REALLY CHEAP, YOU KNOW.

AND CESAR ROMERO'S HOUSE.

OH, MY DREAMBOAT.

OH, HE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOME.

ANDY, TELL THEM ABOUT THAT.

TELL THEM ABOUT THAT ONE, PAW.

THAT WAS A REAL BIG ONE.

WE WERE STANDING

RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE.

DID YOU SEE CESAR?

WELL, NO.

BUT I FOUND HIS NEWSPAPER!

OH, MY GOODNESS!

WHAT A TRIP YOU HAD!

ANDY, A DELIVERY TRUCK

STOPPED BY YOUR HOUSE YESTERDAY

AND LEFT A BIG BUNCH OF PACKAGES AND CRATES.

Bee: OH, ANDY!

THEY'VE ARRIVED! THEY'VE ARRIVED!

I WATCHED THEM UNLOADING.

WHAT IS ALL THIS, BEE?

IT'S A BIG SURPRISE.

TELL THEM.

WHAT KIND OF A SURPRISE?

YOU'LL FIND OUT.

ANDY, THE LUGGAGE?

ISN'T THIS SOMETHING?

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT.

OH, THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL.

BUT, BEE, HOW CAN YOU AFFORD ALL THIS?

WELL, THAT'S JUST IT.

THAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE.

WHERE DID YOU GET THESE THINGS, AUNT BEE?

I WON THEM ON TELEVISION.

ON TELEVIS...?

YOU KNOW THAT SHOW WIN OR LOSE?

AUNT BEE WAS ON THAT

AND SHE WAS THE SWEEPSTAKES WINNER.

WE WERE RIGHT IN THE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

I WATCH THAT SHOW EVERY WEEK.

I DIDN'T SEE YOU ON IT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON YET. I'M ON TONIGHT.

TONIGHT? HOW CAN YOU BE ON TV TONIGHT

AND HERE AT THE SAME TIME?

WELL, THEY TAPE IT, GOOBER, IN ADVANCE.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING

TO BE ON TV?

THAT'S WONDERFUL.

WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME?

WELL, SHE WOULDN'T LET ME.

ANDY, I DON'T SEE THE COAT.

IT'LL COME. IT'LL COME.

IMAGINE, BEE TAYLOR ON TELEVISION.

LOOK AT ALL THESE PRIZES.

REFRIGERATOR, WASHING MACHINE

TV, DISHWASHER.

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S AN ICE CRUSHER, GOOB.

CRUSHES UP THE ICE REAL GOOD.

WHOO!

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THAT.

IT MAKES ITS OWN ICE CUBES.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE

YOU HAVE WITH YOUR ICEBOX?

HOW THE TRAY STICKS

AND HOW HARD IT IS TO GET THE ICE OUT?

NOT WITH THIS.

IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE.

IT'S INGENIOUS.

NOW LOOK IN HERE.

WHAT'S THAT LITTLE THING?

AUTOMATIC DEFROSTER.

AND LOOK AT THIS SLIDING DRAWER.

LOOK AT THOSE SLIDING DRAWERS.

ANDY, THESE THINGS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE.

HOW DID SHE DO IT?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN FRIGHTENED TO DEATH.

AUNT BEE WASN'T SCARED AT ALL--

EXCEPT WHEN SHE FORGOT HER NAME.

Aunt Bee: GOOBER! OPIE!

PLEASE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BREAK THAT.

MAKES MORE NOISE THAN MR. WILSON'S FAN BELT.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS LATER.

EVERYBODY, LISTEN, LISTEN.

PLEASE, EVERYBODY.

NOW, BEFORE I FORGET

I WANT YOU ALL TO COME OVER TONIGHT

AND WATCH THE SHOW.

OH, ANDY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

YES, I DID HAVE TO.

THE MINUTE I SAW IT, I KNEW IT WAS FOR YOU.

OH, I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE.

THERE.

WELL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT.

OH, I LOVE IT. IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT.

SEE, IT SAYS "HOLLYWOOD" RIGHT ACROSS IT.

THERE'S A ZIPPER BACK HERE.

YOU CAN JUST UNZIP IT LIKE THAT, TAKE THE CUSHION...

THERE'S A BOX.

I'LL BE DOGGED. WONDER WHAT THAT IS.

OH, ANDY!

OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!

AND I WAS READY TO SETTLE FOR THE PILLOW.

OH, THEY'RE JUST GORGEOUS.

WITH AUNT BEE WINNING ALL THOSE EXPENSIVE PRIZES,

I GOT TO KEEP UP THE FRONT, YOU KNOW.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SEEN WITH ME, YOU GOT TO LOOK RIGHT.

OH, ANDY, THEY'RE JUST STUNNING.

OH, THANK YOU. OH.

NOW I KNOW HOW AUNT BEE MUST FEEL.

MMM.

YOU KNOW, THAT TV SHOW'S GOING TO START PRETTY SOON.

WE'D BETTER BE GETTING OVER THERE.

All right, Miss Taylor, you have just ten more seconds.

Now, think, Miss Taylor, think.

I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING TO GET IT.

OH, GOOBER, SHE'S ALREADY WON-- WE KNOW THAT.

OH, YEAH.

Just four more seconds.

Allspice or cinnamon?

Cinnamon with custard filling.

That's right!

Cinnamon with custard filling!

ALL RIGHT, AUNT BEE!

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET IT.

I WAS KIND OF SCARED THERE

FOR A MINUTE MYSELF.

MAMA ALWAYS MADE THAT PIE OUT OF LEMON FILLING.

'COURSE IT NEVER WAS ANY GOOD.

I'M GOING TO TELL HER TO MAKE IT OUT OF CUSTARD.

That was a tricky one, Miss Taylor.

Most people think that's made with lemon filling.

SEE? I TOLD YOU MAMA ALWAYS

MADE THAT WITH LEMON FILLING. GOOBER...

With that answer

you've become our Grand Sweepstakes winner!

And now, let's pull the curtain.

Well, here are all your prizes.

Quite a haul, eh, Miss Taylor?

Oh, my goodness!

All these things for me?

That's right!

I bet you'll be the envy

of all the folks back in Mayberry.

Oh, yes! Nobody back home has things like these.

Oh, I can't wait for my friends to see them.

Well, it's been a real pleasure

having you on the show, Miss Taylor.

Before you go

would you like to say hello to the folks back home?

I'd love to say hello to Clara and Myra

little Johnny Paul and Helen, and let's see...

YOU'RE FORGETTIN' GOOBER.

SHE'S GETTIN' TO YOU, GOOBER.

and Judd and Otis...

Uh, anyone else?

DIDN'T MENTION ME, EITHER.

HOW SOON WE FORGET.

Oh, yes-- and Floyd!

WHAT ABOUT GOOBER?

And Goober.

SHE GOT TO YOU, GOOBER.

Congratulations once again, Bee Taylor.

Well, that's it for tonight on Win Or Lose.

See you next week.

AUNT BEE, YOU WERE JUST MARVELOUS!

THANK YOU.

YOU WERE SO CALM!

WELL, I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS AT FIRST

BUT I GOT USED TO THE CAMERAS AND THE LIGHTS--

AND JACK WAS SO NICE.

JACK?

JACK SMITH-- HE'S THE EMCEE.

GUESS HOW OLD HE IS.

OH 32, 33?

FORTY-FOUR.

Clara: NO!

FORTY-FOUR YEARS OLD.

IT'S THE MAKEUP AND THE LIGHTS.

OH, THEY DO WONDERS-- THAT'S THE SECRET.

I DID LOOK YOUNGER ON TELEVISION, DIDN'T I?

YOU LOOKED... GOOD.

AT LEAST TEN YEARS YOUNGER.

I DIDN'T TOUCH THAT ICE CRUSHER-- I DIDN'T DO IT.

GOOBER, I JUST DON'T WANT IT BROKEN!

Floyd: YES, HE DID!

LOOK AT HIS FACE! GUILTY!

THERE'S NO HARM DONE.

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE LEMONADE AND CAKE NOW?

ALL READY, AND IT'S COMING UP.

CAN I HELP, AUNT BEE?

FIRST, I WANT EVERYBODY TO COME IN THE KITCHEN.

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE EVERYTHING.

THEY'VE ALREADY SEEN EVERYTHING.

WELL, FLOYD HASN'T!

BESIDES, EVERYTHING'S IN PLACE.

COME ON, CLARA.

Andy: WELL...

COME ON, OPE.

OH... JUST LIKE IN THE MAGAZINES.

ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL, CLARA?

IT FITS IN RIGHT WHERE THE OLD ONE WAS.

NO, THAT'S FINE.

JUST PERFECT!

AND LOOK AT THE INSIDE.

DO YOU LIKE IT, FLOYD?

OH... I LIKE IT.

AND LOOK AT OUR WASHING MACHINE

AND THE DRYER...

AND THE DISHWASHER.

LOOK HOW PERFECTLY THAT FITS IN THERE.

IT'S-IT'S THE DELUXE MODEL.

AUNT BEE, DON'T YOU THINK WE CAN GO AHEAD AND HAVE

THE CAKE AND LEMONADE?

OH, YOU HAVE TO SEE THE HOMEMAKER'S HELPER.

LOOK AT THIS--

TURN ON THE WATER, FLIP ON THE SWITCH

AND GR-R-R-R, THE GARBAGE IS ALL GONE.

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, BEE. IT'S VERY NICE.

BUT FLOYD HASN'T.

I WISH I HAD SOME GARBAGE.

JUST WHEN YOU WANT GARBAGE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.

GOOBER, GIVE ME THAT.

I'M NOT FINISHED YET!

THERE'S A LOT MORE.

BUT THAT ONE HAD ICING ALL OVER IT.

NOW, WATCH-- ON GOES THE WATER

ON GOES THE SWITCH AND... G-R-R-R!

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?!

IT CAME IN VERY HANDY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO

WITHOUT MY DISPOSAL AND DISHWASHER.

A DISHWASHER! I THINK I MISSED THE DISHWASHER.

OH! IT'S NO TROUBLE TO SHOW YOU.

LOOK, FLOYD, LOOK--

YOU PUSH THIS...

UP COMES THE LID AND HERE'S THE BASKET

IN WHICH YOU PUT ALL OF YOUR SILVER...

MORNING, FLOYD.

HI, ANDY.

WELL, SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SLEEPY THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING.

IT WAS YOUR PARTY LAST NIGHT.

I DIDN'T GET HOME TILL ALMOST 10:00.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK.

YOU BURN YOURSELF OUT.

SORRY. YOU WERE ABOUT THE LAST ONE TO LEAVE.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

I TRIED TO GET AWAY, ANDY,

BUT MISS BEE JUST KEPT ON TALKING AND TALKING.

OH, I TRIED, ANDY.

WELL, I GUESS SHE WAS A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT ALL HER PRIZES.

OH, GOT ME EXCITED, TOO.

I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK ALL NIGHT.

I HAD A NIGHTMARE.

I DREAMT I WAS CHASED BY A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

GEE, FLOYD, I'M SURE SORRY--

HAD TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON,

JUST LIKE A BABY.

SHE SURE WON SOME BEAUTIFUL PRIZES, THOUGH, DIDN'T SHE?

YES, THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL.

EXPENSIVE, TOO. YEAH.

UH...

SAY, I DON'T KNOW

WHETHER YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT, ANDY

BUT SOME OF THE PEOPLE AT THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT

THEY GOT KIND OF WORKED UP.

THEY WERE JEALOUS, I GUESS.

JEALOUS

OH, I COULDN'T SAY WHO.

THEY TOLD ME NOT TO SAY, SO I COULDN'T SAY.

WELL...

IT WAS CLARA, MYRA TUCKER, MRS. ROBINSON AND JENNY PETERS.

WELL, I CAN'T SEE THAT.

IF THEY WON SOME PRIZES LIKE THAT

THEY'D BE EXCITED, TOO.

AUNT BEE HASN'T CHANGED, I KNOW THAT.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, JUST TAKE A LOOK BEHIND YOU.

IT CAME, ANDY, IT CAME.

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

OH, THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING.

OH, THAT'S SOFT.

OH, THAT'S SOFT.

IT'S GENUINE RANCH MINK.

RANCH MINK?!

OH, I THINK THIS IS THE NICEST PRIZE OF ALL.

ALL THE OTHERS ARE SO PRACTICAL

AND THIS IS SO IMPRACTICAL.

FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR, ANYWAY.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WARM? IT'S 82.

WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE BREEZE.

WELL, I JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE IT.

AREN'T YOU GOING HOME?

NO. I THOUGHT AS LONG AS I'M DOWNTOWN

I'D STOP AT THE BEAUTY SHOP

AND SAY HELLO TO THE GIRLS.

IT'S SATURDAY.

THE REASON I KNOW IT CAME...

CLARA, WAIT. WHAT'D YOU SAY?

THE REASON I KNOW IT CAME

IS BECAUSE CLAUDE FROM THE POST OFFICE

TOLD ME THAT HE DELIVERED A PACKAGE

FROM DORSEY FURS, HOLLYWOOD.

HOW BIG?

OH, ABOUT LIKE THAT.

PROBABLY FULL-LENGTH.

I IMAGINE SO.

OH, BETH, YOU KNOW I WANT

THAT UPSWEPT EFFECT ON THE RIGHT.

I KNOW, CLARA.

ITALIAN STYLE.

CLARA, DID HE STAY WHILE SHE OPENED THE PACKAGE?

NO. HE SAID HE TRIED TO

BUT THAT SHE TOOK IT AWAY FROM HIM AT THE DOOR.

DO YOU WANT BANGS, TOO, CLARA?

ARE THEY WEARING BANGS IN ITALY?

I DON'T KNOW. I LIVE IN THE BACK.

GUESS WHO'S COMING.

BEE.

AND GUESS WHAT SHE'S WEARING.

WELL, IT'S OF NO IMPORTANCE TO ME.

HELLO, GIRLS.

I WAS JUST PASSING BY AND I THOUGHT I'D SAY HELLO.

HELLO.

HELLO, BEE. NEW COAT?

MM-HMM. IT'S ONE OF THE PRIZES.

IT JUST CAME. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

VERY NICE.

IS THAT THAT DYED SQUIRREL?

DYED SQUIRREL?!

IT'S RANCH MINK.

THERE ARE DIFFERENT QUALITIES, I SUPPOSE.

AREN'T THOSE FULL-LENGTH COATS AWFULLY HEAVY?

I KNOW I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO WEAR ONE.

ME, EITHER.

IT'S AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER. I DON'T EVEN KNOW I HAVE IT ON.

LOOK AT THE COLOR, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

I UNDERSTAND IT'S ONE OF THE NEW SHADES--

BURNT AUTUMN.

VERY NICE.

IS THAT THE KIND THAT TURNS RED AFTER THE FIRST YEAR?

I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD.

IT'S FROM DORSEY FURS IN HOLLYWOOD--

FURRIER TO THE STARS.

OH.

OH, MY GOODNESS, A GRAY HAIR.

I MUST HAVE MISSED IT WITH THE DYE.

OH, WELL

WE'RE ALL GETTING THEM, CLARA.

I GUESS I BETTER BE RUNNING ALONG.

OH, OH, DON'T FORGET--

LUNCH AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW, 1:00 SHARP

AND THERE'LL BE SEVEN OF US.

OH, I WANT TO SHOW YOU GIRLS

SOME NEW FEATURES ABOUT THE REFRIGERATOR.

TOODLE-OO.

DID YOU KNOW

SHE'S BEEN WALKING ALL OVER TOWN WEARING IT?

IT'S MINK.

YEAH, SHE TOLD ME.

THEY'RE VICIOUS LITTLE ANIMALS, YOU KNOW?

THEY ARE?

YEAH. I DIDN'T TELL HER THAT, OF COURSE.

OH, NO.

SHE'S SURE UP IN THE CLOUDS, THOUGH

ISN'T SHE?

WAY UP.

YEAH.

THAT'S A UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT LICENSE PLATE.

LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE.

I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT TELL ME

WHERE I COULD FIND A PHONE.

YOU WANTED TO CALL SOMEBODY?

WELL, YES, THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA.

YOU WITH THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, AIN'T YOU?

YES.

I COULD TELL BY YOUR LICENSE PLATE.

HOW ARE THINGS WITH THE GOVERNMENT?

JUST FINE.

NOW, A PHONE.

GOT ONE RIGHT HERE IN THE SHOP.

YOU JUST PICK IT UP

AND YOU ASK SARAH FOR WHOEVER YOU WANT.

AND THERE'S NO CHARGE--

GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.

THANK YOU.

ANYBODY IN PARTICULAR

YOU WANTED TO CALL?

YES. MR. ANDREW TAYLOR.

HE DOES LIVE IN TOWN, DOESN'T HE?

YEAH, HE'S THE SHERIFF.

HIS OFFICE IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

I'LL TAKE YOU AND INTRODUCE YOU.

COME ON.

ANDY, THIS MAN WANTS TO SEE YOU

AND HE'S FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

OH?

MY NAME IS HEATHCOTE.

I'M WITH THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE.

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

FLOYD, HE'S FROM THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!

SIT DOWN, WON'T YOU?

IT'S ABOUT THOSE PRIZES YOUR AUNT WON

ON THAT QUIZ SHOW.

OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

SHE WON AN ICE CRUSHER AND EVERYTHING.

GOOBER. WHAT ABOUT THE PRIZES?

WELL...

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'D CONSIDER THE MATTER PRIVATE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN TALK IN FRONT OF ME.

I WORK AT THE FILLING STATION.

GO AHEAD, MR. HEATHCOTE.

WELL, NOW...

ACCORDING TO RECORDS, MISS TAYLOR WON

A CONSIDERABLE NUMBER OF VALUABLE PRIZES

ON A QUIZ SHOW IN HOLLYWOOD.

TO BE EXACT

PRIZES HAVING A TOTAL VALUE

OF $4,850.

AND WE KEEP A RATHER CLOSE CHECK ON THESE THINGS.

I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE THAN THAT.

$4,850.

YES, SIR.

SOME TAXABLE AS ORDINARY INCOME.

TAXABLE?

THAT'S CORRECT.

BUT THEY GAVE HER THOSE PRIZES FREE.

EXACTLY. AND THEY'RE CONSIDERED A CASH FLOW TO THE RECIPIENT

AND, BY THE SAME TOKEN

AN ALLOWABLE DEDUCTION TO THE DONOR.

BUT THE TAX COULD AMOUNT TO...

OVER $1,000.

OH, YES, DEFINITELY.

YOU SEEM TO ENJOY YOUR WORK.

I LOVE MY WORK, MR. TAYLOR.

BASED ON YOUR OTHER INCOME

THE TAX ON THESE PRIZES IS $1,138.72.

MM, MISS AGNES.

$1,138.72.

GO AWAY, FLOYD!

I'M GETTING ALL THE DOPE. TELL YOU LATER!

GOOBER!

I'LL JUST LEAVE THESE FIGURES WITH YOU

AND WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU.

THANK YOU.

I PAID MY TAX ALREADY. EVERY PENNY OF IT.

I KNOW. YES, SIR.

WELL, GOODBYE.

ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL AUNT BEE?

I WISH I KNEW. I WISH I KNEW.

WELL-- DON'T YOU TELL HER!

WELL, OF COURSE, CLARA, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL.

OH, NO, IT'S JUST THAT I WANTED YOU GIRLS TO SEE

HOW THE DISHWASHER ACTUALLY WORKED.

OH, NO, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING UP TO IT.

YES, OF COURSE, SOME OTHER TIME.

BYE, CLARA.

DON'T FORGET TO SAVE ME A PIECE OF LEMON CAKE, AUNT BEE.

WE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

THERE'LL BE PLENTY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A LOT OF COMPANY OVER.

SO DID I, BUT...

FUNNY THING-- NOBODY CAN COME. WHY NOT?

WELL, SOME OF THEM REMEMBERED IMPORTANT ENGAGEMENTS

AND CLARA'S SICK AND SO IS MYRA AND DOROTHY AND JENNY.

THAT'S FUNNY, THEY LOOKED ALL RIGHT WHEN I SAW THEM.

WELL, MUST BE AN EPIDEMIC.

WELL, DON'T BE LATE FOR SUPPER.

I WON'T, AUNT BEE. BYE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HER.

IT'S CERTAINLY GOING TO BE A BLOW TO HER

THE WAY SHE TREASURES ALL THOSE THINGS.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I'VE TRIED FOR TWO DAYS TO FIGURE IT OUT

AND IT ALL COMES DOWN

TO THE TAX HAS GOT TO BE PAID

AND I JUST DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

YOU'RE GOING TO JUST HAVE TO TELL HER SOONER OR LATER.

WELL, I GUESS IT MIGHT AS WELL BE NOW.

COME IN WITH ME.

KEEP THE SMELLING SALTS HANDY.

UH, AUNT BEE.

YES?

OH, HELLO, HELEN.

HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

HELLO, AUNT BEE.

WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?

MAYBE YOU BETTER JUST SIT DOWN, HMM?

YOU KNOW THOSE PRIZES THAT YOU WON?

YES.

WELL, I FOUND OUT SOMETHING

A COUPLE DAYS AGO

AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY TO TELL YOU.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETIME.

THOSE, UH...

THOSE PRIZES ARE TAXABLE.

OH, THAT. YES, I KNOW.

DID GOOBER TELL YOU?

NO, GOOBER DIDN'T TELL ME.

GOOBER TOLD FLOYD, FLOYD TOLD WARREN, WARREN TOLD JUDD

AND JUDD TOLD ME.

THE MAYBERRY TELEGRAPH.

DID THEY ALSO TELL YOU THE TAX IS OVER $1,100?

YES, BUT THAT'S NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.

NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT?

NO.

COME ALONG.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

Andy: WELL, WHERE IS EVERYTHING?

I SOLD THEM.

EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE TV SET

AND MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

OH, AUNT BEE, THE MINK COAT, TOO?

MM-HMM, TO WEAVERS.

HE SAID HE COULD DISPOSE OF IT

WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AUNT BEE.

WELL, NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE TAX

AND ENOUGH TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP ONE OF THESE DAYS... ON ME.

BUT ALL THOSE THINGS MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU.

YES, IT DID FOR A WHILE.

FOR A WHILE?

YES. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I PLANNED A LUNCHEON FOR TOMORROW

AND EVERYBODY'S ACCEPTED.

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. I DON'T KNOW.

OH, I THINK IT DOES.

'COURSE, WITH ALL THESE APPLIANCES GONE

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO A LOT MORE WORK AROUND HERE.

OH, NOT MUCH.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK

TO MAKING OUR OWN ICE CUBES AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, NOW, THAT TAKES CARE OF THE DISHES.

HOW'S IT FEEL DOING THEM BY HAND AGAIN?

FINE. IT NEVER REALLY WAS A PROBLEM.

DON'T YOU MISS ANY OF THOSE THINGS?

NO, NOT REALLY.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE FUR COAT?

YOU KNOW, THE GIRLS WERE RIGHT. IT WAS AWFULLY HEAVY.

EVERY TIME I TOOK IT OFF,

I HAD TO SIT DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES.

COME IN!

BEE!

CLARA.

I BOUGHT YOUR COAT FROM WEAVERS.

I'M PAYING FOR IT ON TIME.

ISN'T IT FABULOUS ON ME?

OH, AND THE QUALITY!

I'VE NEVER OWNED ANYTHING SO EXQUISITE IN MY LIFE.

AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE?

IT WEIGHS NOTHING!

IT'S AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.