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LOOKS BAD, ANDY.

REAL BAD.

WHAT LOOKS BAD?

SAME OLD TROUBLE -- TIRED HAIR.

THERE'S NO LIFE. IT'S LISTLESS.

IT'S ALL TUCKERED OUT.

IT JUST LAYS THERE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT?

WELL, HAIR'S JUST LIKE A BODY, AND IT NEEDS EXERCISE.

UP, DOWN. UP, DOWN.

UP, DOWN. 1, 2, 3.

UP, DOWN!

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, FLOYD?

SCALP TREATMENT. $3.

NO, THANK YOU.

$2. NO VIBRATOR.

NO, THANK YOU.

$1. JUST FINGERS.

FLOYD, I DON'T WANT A SCALP TREATMENT.

OKAY, ANDY.

IT'S YOUR HAIR.

WON'T BE FOR LONG, THOUGH.

HEY, ANDY.

OH, HEY, GOOBER.

ANDY...

WHAT AM I THINKING?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

WELL, GUESS.

I CAN'T GUESS.

YOU AIN'T GOT IT.

I AIN'T GOT WHAT?

E.S.P.

E.S.P.? THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU MEAN EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU READ FOLKS' MINDS

AND PREDICT THE FUTURE AND THINGS.

WARREN'S GOT IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WARREN'S GOT E.S.P.

HE GIVE ME THIS ARTICLE TO READ UP ON IT.

IT'S REAL INTERESTING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WARREN TOLD YOU

THAT HE CAN READ FOLKS' MINDS AND PREDICT THE FUTURE?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HE'S TOO MUCH.

YES, HE IS.

HE WAS IN HERE YESTERDAY.

HE TOLD ME OTIS WOULD COME IN FOR A SHAVE

BEFORE I CLOSED.

HE PREDICTED IT, ANDY.

HE PREDICTED IT RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I SAW OTIS STAGGER BY.

SO I WENT OUT AND ASKED HIM

IF HE WANTED A SHAVE.

I'LL BE DOGGED. DID YOU SHAVE HIM?

I HELPED HIM IN, PUT HIM IN THE CHAIR

AND I SHAVED HIM.

WOW!

WELL, THAT DOESN'T COUNT, FLOYD.

OTIS DIDN'T COME IN.

YOU WENT OUT AND GOT HIM.

WELL, I SAY WARREN'S GOT A GIFT.

I WAS WONDERING

WHAT HE WAS ACTING SO STRANGE ABOUT.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE'S NOT ACTING STRANGE.

HE'S GOT A GIFT OF E.S.P.,

AND HE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE.

IT SAYS HERE IN THIS MAGAZINE PEOPLE CAN DO THEM THINGS.

FLOYD, WARREN'S BEEN DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB

AS MY DEPUTY SINCE HE'S BEEN HERE.

HE'S A WINNER.

AND I KNOW HOW HE'S YOUR NEPHEW

AND YOU MUST BE PROUD OF HIM AND EVERYTHING.

HE'S A REAL LAWSON.

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE E.S.P.

HEY, WARREN. HEY, GOOBER.

HEY, UNCLE FLOYD.

ANDY...

I KNEW YOU WERE HERE.

THOUGHT WAVES.

UH-HUH.

REMARKABLE!

IMAGE OF MY SISTER --

SAME HIGH FOREHEAD, SAME POINTY NOSE.

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT E.S.P.?

WELL, ANDY, IT'S SOMETHING

I'M JUST BLESSED WITH, I GUESS --

SOMETHING OVER WHICH I HAVE NO CONTROL.

IT'S LIKE THE BOOK SAYS --

"THE POWERS OF EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION

COME AND GO OF THEIR OWN VOLITION."

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE POWERS LIKE THAT.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY, ANDY?

WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY?

WHEN I TOLD YOU TO THINK OF A NUMBER

BETWEEN ONE AND TEN AND I PICKED IT.

WELL, IT TOOK YOU EIGHT TRIES. I GOT IT, ANDY.

LISTEN TO THIS -- ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL ON A MOUNTAIN...

LET ME READ THAT, GOOBER.

WARREN, I'M READING IT.

GOOBER, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY MAGAZINE.

GEE WHIZ.

GOOBER, WHEN I LEND YOU MY MAGAZINE,

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU DIDN'T TURN DOWN THE CORNERS.

GEE, I HATE THAT.

ANDY, THIS PARTICULAR INCIDENT

ABOUT THE GIRL ON THE MOUNTAIN

HAPPENS TO BE A VERY SIGNIFICANT CASE.

OOH!

IT HAPPENED IN POLAND IN 1928.

"12-YEAR-OLD SONIA WALLACHALKA

"OF WARSAW, POLAND

"WHILE WALKING DOWN A CITY STREET

"SAW A VISION OF AN AVALANCHE.

"THE FOLLOWING EVENING,

"THERE WAS AN AVALANCHE AT A NEARBY MOUNTAIN.

"THIS LITTLE GIRL'S WARNING

SAVED THE LIVES OF FOUR PEOPLE."

THAT'S DOCUMENTED, ANDY.

THAT IS DOCUMENTATION.

WELL, JUST BECAUSE SHE DID IT

DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO IT.

BOY, YOU KNOW, ANDY,

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS TO YOU

BUT YOU ARE WHAT WE CALL A SKEPTIC.

SONIA, UH...WALLA...

WALLACHALKA.

ACHALKA...

I'D LIKE TO SHAKE THAT LITTLE GIRL'S HAND.

WARREN, COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE SHE DONE

OR DO YOU JUST KNOW ABOUT OTIS NEEDING A SHAVE

AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

OH, I SEE. UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT.

LET'S CLEAR THE AIR AROUND HERE

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

THERE HAPPENS TO BE A TEST IN THIS MAGAZINE.

I AM WILLING TO SUBMIT TO IT.

NOW, IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

HERE'S WHAT WE DO. I LEAVE THE ROOM.

THE THREE OF YOU PICK OUT AN OBJECT --

ANY OBJECT IN THE ROOM --

AND I COME BACK IN

AND ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY SAID OBJECT.

MIRACULOUS!

OKAY, BUT IF IT DOESN'T WORK,

THAT PROVES YOU DON'T HAVE E.S.P., RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. AGREED.

ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.

FINE.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET'S PICK SOMETHING.

OH, HEY, THIS BRUSH.

NO, NO. YOU'LL WAVE THAT AROUND

AND POINT TO IT AND EVERYTHING.

HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS TABLE?

YEAH, THE TABLE.

OKAY.

OKAY, WARREN.

ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.

IF YOU WILL ALL PLEASE CONCENTRATE

ON THE OBJECT OF YOUR CHOICE.

HEY, THIS IS SCARY, AIN'T IT?

FLOYD!

THE MIRROR.

OH, WONDERFUL! WONDERFUL!

FLOYD, IT WAS THE TABLE.

UH OH, YEAH.

OH, THE TABLE, HUH?

WELL, ANDY...

ANDY, COME HERE.

LOOK IN THE MIRROR, ANDY.

WHAT DO YOU SEE? THE TABLE, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT WE CALL REFLECTIVE THOUGHT WAVES.

FROM YOUR MIND INTO THE MIRROR

BACK TO THE TABLE BACK TO THE MIRROR

AND INTO MY THOUGHT PROCESSES.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE WHAT I HAVE, ISN'T IT?

YOU WANT TO GO TO MYERS' LAKE, HUH?

LET'S DO. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN

OUT OF THIS OFFICE FOR MONTHS.

WARREN CAN TAKE CARE OF THE OFFICE.

A FEW HOURS OUT IN THE FRESH AIR

YOU'LL BE LIKE A NEW MAN.

HMM? OKAY.

OH, GOOD.

HEY, UH...HEY, WARREN?

HERE, ANDY.

OH. LISTEN, HELEN AND I ARE GOING

ON A LITTLE PICNIC TOMORROW.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THINGS

HERE IN THE OFFICE WHILE WE'RE GONE?

SURE, SURE, SURE.

YOU JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME, THAT'S ALL.

OKAY. I'LL CALL SHERIFF MITCHELL

OVER IN PILOT COUNTY AND TELL HIM.

IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE,

GIVE HIM A LITTLE RING, HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU READING, WARREN?

OH. OH. JUST A BOOK.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

WELL, IT HAPPENS TO BE ON A SUBJECT

THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T SEE

EYE-TO-EYE ON.

OH?

THE FUNDAMENTALS OF EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION.

E.S.P., WELL...

WARREN, I DIDN'T SAY IT DOESN'T EXIST.

THAT'S OKAY, ANDY. IT'S OKAY.

SEE, WARREN THINKS HE HAS E.S.P., AND UP TO NOW

I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN ANY PROOF OF IT, THAT'S ALL.

ANDY, I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THE MATTER ANYMORE.

I NEVER INTEND TO MENTION IT AGAIN.

I'LL JUST PROCEED WITH MY RESEARCH

AND KEEP IT TO MYSELF.

HELEN.

YOU NOTICE HE DIDN'T KNOW

WE WERE GOING TO MYERS' LAKE.

IT JUST WON'T COME THROUGH.

WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST THINK IT'S THERE,

BUT IT AIN'T.

OH, NO, GOOBER.

BELIEVE ME, THERE IS A VISION

OUT HERE BEFORE ME SOMEWHERE.

SEE, I SEE BLUE;

I SEE MASSES OF GREEN;

I SEE A MAN AND I SEE A WOMAN...

AND I SEE DANGER.

WARREN, YOU TRYIN' TOO HARD.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY

FOR A WHILE?

HAMBURGER.

PEANUT BUTTER AND TUNA.

WELL, HAVE YOU GOT ANY KETCHUP?

WHERE'S MY MILKSHAKE?

HOW'S YOUR HAMBURGER, WARREN?

BLUE, GREEN...

DANGER.

HE BEEN EATING YOUR SANDWICH?

SHH! HE'S GOT EXTRA-SENSOR PERCEPTIVE.

I'M SORRY.

I SEE A MAN.

I SEE A WOMAN.

WARREN, WHY DON'T YOU EAT YOUR HAMBURGER?

MAYBE THOUGHTS DON'T WORK TOO GOOD

ON A EMPTY STOMACH.

IT'S THERE. IT'S THERE.

YOU GOT A LINE ON ANOTHER AVALANCHE?

NO.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY

FOR A WHILE?

MM-HMM. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

IT'S COMING.

IT IS?

IT'S COMING.

THAT'S IT.

COME ON, GOOBER. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I AIN'T FINISHED MY SANDWICH YET.

COME ON, GOOBER!

ANDY! YO, ANDY! ANDY!

GET UP, ANDY!

ANDY!

GET UP, ANDY!

YO, ANDY! ANDY!

COMING!

GET UP, ANDY!

COMING!

JUST A MINUTE!

GET UP, ANDY!

JUST A MINUTE. I'M COMING RIGHT NOW.

ANDY!

OOH!

GET UP, ANDY!

COMING!

I HEAR HIM COMING.

I'M COMING! I'M COMING!

I'M COMING! I'M COMING!

WHAT HAPPENED?

NOW, ANDY, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

ANDY, YOU CAN'T GO ON THAT PICNIC.

WHAT?

ANDY, I HAD A VISION -- DANGER AT THE PICNIC.

I SAW IT -- THE GRASS, THE TREES, YOU AND HELEN.

SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN

IF YOU GO ON THAT PICNIC.

IT WAS ALL IN THE VISION.

I WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE HAD IT.

I AM BEGGING YOU -- AS YOUR FRIEND, YOUR DEPUTY

AS A FELLOW HUMAN BEING --

PLEASE DON'T GO ON THAT PICNIC.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT YOU GOT ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

MADE ME STUMP MY TOE, NEARLY KILLED MYSELF

TO TELL ME I CAN'T GO ON A PICNIC?

THAT'S RIGHT, ANDY,

AND IF YOU GO ON THAT PICNIC...

UM...ANDY. ANDY!

I'LL ASSUME NO FURTHER RESPONSIBILITY

FOR YOUR SAFETY!

OH, HI, WARREN. HELLO, GOOBER.

HELEN, NOW, LISTEN TO ME. I AM PLEADING WITH YOU.

PLEASE DO NOT GO ON THIS PICNIC.

NOW, WARREN, ANDY ALREADY --

ALL I KNOW IS IS THAT THERE IS DANGER AHEAD.

WE DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS, THOUGH, DO WE, WARREN?

NO, BUT --

MORNING, ANDY. HEY, ANDY.

WARREN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ANDY, ANDY, THIS IS MY FINAL PLEA.

LOOK, HAVE THE PICNIC IN YOUR BACKYARD,

BUT DON'T TEMPT THE FATES, ANDY.

WARREN.

LET'S GO, GOOBER.

SURE LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FOOD FOR TWO PEOPLE.

HERE'S A CHICKEN LEG.

THANKS.

WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE.

LET'S MOVE THESE -- YEAH -- BLANKETS OVER THERE.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THIS BASKET...

LIKE THAT. AND...

THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO WORK.

WELL, LET'S PUT THE THERMOS OVER THERE.

OKAY.

YEAH, YEAH.

I GOT TO GET THIS BASKET IN THERE.

OH. WHOOP.

OKAY? ALL RIGHT.

TAKE IT EASY NOW.

COME ON.

ANDY, BE CAREFUL.

WHAT IS IT?

WELL, IT'S HARD TO TELL NOW.

WE'VE GOT TO ACT AND ACT FAST.

I'VE GOT SEVERAL PLANS IN MIND, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, WARREN.

ME, TOO, BOY.

ANDY'S GOING TO BE GOING BY THE COURTHOUSE

TO CHECK OUT WITH SHERIFF MITCHELL.

RIGHT. RIGHT!

HERE'S PLAN A -- LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK LIKE A TEAM,

PRECISION TIMING ALL THE WAY.

UNCLE FLOYD, I'M GOING TO COUNT ON YOU A LOT IN THIS.

GOOBER? YO.

HERE'S THE WAY IT GOES.

OH, I THINK I'LL GO GET SOME NAPKINS.

OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S INSIDE.

IT TAKES THREE SECONDS TO GET BEHIND THE DESK.

HE'S BEHIND THE DESK.

NOW HE'S GOING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL

TO SHERIFF MITCHELL.

STAND BY, UNCLE FLOYD.

30 SECONDS FOR THE PHONE CALL

TO SHERIFF MITCHELL.

30, 29, 28, 27...

27, 27...

AH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?

THAT'S RIGHT. I TOLD HIM TO CALL YOU

IF HE GETS INTO ANY KIND OF TROUBLE OR NEEDS ANYTHING.

RIGHT, SHERIFF.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND I'LL DO THE SAME FOR YOU SOMETIME.

RIGHT, BYE.

UH, NOW LET'S SEE.

UH, FIVE, FOUR, THREE...

JUST CALL HIM, UNCLE FLOYD.

PLEASE, PLEASE.

HELLO.

I GOT A TIP FOR YOU, FLATFOOT.

HELLO? SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

HE SAYS HE CAN'T HEAR ME.

NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.

THE MOB'S MOVING INTO MAYBERRY TODAY.

THEY'RE GOING TO KNOCK OVER THE BANK.

15 TO 20 OF 'EM AND THEY'RE ALL PACKING NATS.

GATS.

GATS.

WELL, WHAT DO THEY WANT TO ROB OUR BANK FOR?

WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

HOW ABOUT THE JEWELRY STORE?

I THINK I GOT HIM HOOKED. YEAH, HE'S HOOKED.

HEY, FLOYD, THANKS FOR THE TIP.

I GOT A TIP FOR YOU, TOO, FLOYD.

THE PENALTY FOR GIVING FALSE INFORMATION TO A LAW OFFICER

IS TEN YEARS.

WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

JUST KIDDING, ANDY.

HE'S NOT HOOKED ANYMORE.

NICE GOING, UNCLE FLOYD.

ALL RIGHT, GOOBER -- PLAN B.

I'LL GO STALL ANDY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, WARREN.

OH, SURE.

OH, HI. YOU GOT THE NAPKINS?

MM-HMM. THANK YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU.

JUST TAKE CARE OF THINGS HERE AT THE OFFICE,

AND IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, JUST CALL SHERIFF MITCHELL.

THE NUMBER'S ON THE PAD.

DON'T WORRY. YOU TWO JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.

BYE.

WARREN!

ANDY, DON'T GET EXCITED.

WE HAVE A LICENSED MECHANIC RIGHT HERE.

GOOBER, GO FIX ANDY'S CAR UP

SO HE CAN GET ON THE ROAD -- PRONTO.

GOTCHA. YO.

ANDY, ANDY, YOU JUST KEEP CALM.

GOOBER'LL FIX IT.

IT'S THE CARBURETOR.

HE OUGHT TO KNOW, ANDY. HE'S AN EXPERT.

THE DISTRIBUTOR CAP'S MISSING.

WHO'S GOT IT?

SEARCH ME.

I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT.

NOW, ANDY, DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

A MAN'S INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

THAT'S ONE OF OUR BASIC FREEDOMS.

GOOBER, YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE

DOWN AT THE GARAGE, DON'T YOU?

UNH-UNH. HAVE TO SEND TO RALEIGH.

IT WON'T BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW.

OH, ANDY, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO?

THAT'S A ROTTEN BREAK, ANDY.

I MEAN, YOUR DAY OFF AND EVERYTHING, HUH?

WELL, I GUESS THAT SPELLS FINIS

FOR THE PICNIC.

YEAH, I GUESS.

THANKS ANYWAY, GOOBER.

SORRY. I DID MY BEST.

YOU ALWAYS DO, GOOBER.

THANK YOU.

YEAH, WHEN IT COMES TO CARS,

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

THANK YOU.

ANYBODY COMES IN, WANTS SOMETHING DONE TO HIS CAR,

I SAY, "YOU BETTER GO SEE GOOBER."

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE NOT USING YOUR TRUCK, ARE YOU?

NO.

YOU DON'T MIND IF I USE IT?

NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD.

I ALWAYS SAY MY TRUCK'S YOUR TRUCK.

YOUR CAR IS BROKE DOWN. WELL, NOW YOU...

UH-OH. I...

SORRY, WARREN.

ANDY? HMM?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN E.S.P.?

MM. I SUPPOSE THERE'S SOMETHING TO IT.

YOU KNOW, THAT WARREN REALLY IS SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS BOTHERING YOU.

BOTHERING ME?

OH, DON'T BE SILLY, ANDY.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU BELIEVED IN IT.

WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE

MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO IT IN RARE CASES,

BUT WARREN'S NOT A RARE CASE --

A RARE BIRD MAYBE, BUT NOT A RARE CASE.

NO...

OH, YEAH.

WHAT WAS THAT?

HMM?

A RABBIT OR SOMETHING.

ANDY, I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE WARREN OR NOT,

BUT THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE.

WELL, I'LL TAKE A LOOK.

WON'T BE ANYTHING.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

Man: DANG!

HEY, ANDY.

GOOBER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I...

WARREN!

RIGHT HERE, ANDY.

ANDY, WHETHER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

YOU'RE IN DANGER ON THIS PICNIC.

SO ARE YOU.

ANDY, PLEASE LISTEN TO REASON. THERE'S DANGER.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT IT'S ALL AROUND US.

I GOT THIS IMAGE OF SOMETHING SHINY.

THAT'S WHERE THE TROUBLE'S COMING FROM.

HELEN, MAKE HIM LISTEN.

LISTEN, WE'RE STAYING, BUT YOU'RE LEAVING.

NOW GO BACK TO THE OFFICE.

IT'S SOMETHING SHINY.

YOU HEARD ME.

GOOBER.

BYE, HELEN. BYE, ANDY.

HAVE A NICE TIME.

IT WASN'T MY IDEA. I...

GOOBER!

WELL...AT LEAST WE OUGHT TO GET

A LITTLE PRIVACY HERE.

OH, I THINK IT'S COOLER HERE, TOO.

THERE'S A LITTLE BREEZE.

YEAH.

YOU OVER YOUR MAD, YET?

I SUPPOSE.

THAT WARREN BEATS EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW THAT?

WELL, HE MEANS WELL, ANDY.

WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING?

YEAH, OKAY.

GREAT.

OH, YEAH.

YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING OUT HERE.

IT'S SO PEACEFUL.

EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING IT.

HMM?

HEY, ANDY.

HI, ANDY.

WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST OUR WAY.

GOOBER, I TOLD YOU

WE SHOULD HAVE GONE ANOTHER WAY.

YOU STAY THERE!

COME ON, HELEN.

OBSERVATION POST, HUH?

I TOLD YOU TO STAY BEHIND THE LEAVES.

WELL, YOU TOOK THE BEST BRANCH.

WARREN, ARE WE GOING

TO FOLLOW THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE?

WE'RE NOT TURNING BACK NOW. COME ON.

HEY. WARREN.

DON'T THAT LAKE LOOK NICE?

GOOBER, WE ARE NOT HERE TO ADMIRE THE WONDERS OF NATURE.

WE HAPPEN TO BE ON A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT?

THE LAKE -- IT'S SHINY, GOOBER.

THAT'S THE MISSING LINK. COME ON!

ANDY! THE LAKE. IT'S SHINY, ANDY.

YOU CAN'T GO.

WARREN, WARREN, GO BACK TO THE OFFICE.

WILL YOU TURN ME LOOSE!

AAH!

OH! OH!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I THINK I SPRAINED MY WRIST.

OH, NO.

ANDY, I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

NOW, WARREN SAID COME OUT HERE

AND I TOLD HIM, I SAID

"WARREN, I DON'T WANT TO COME OUT HERE

BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS."

AND I SAID...

THAT PROVES IT. MY VISION CAME TRUE.

SHINY, GRASS, PICNIC, DANGER.

YOU SPRAINED YOUR WRIST.

I WARNED YOU, ANDY.

I WARNED YOU.

WARREN, I TOLD YOU

I DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT HERE.

I AIN'T GOING TO RUN AROUND WITH YOU NO MORE.

SO YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME.

AND I AIN'T NEVER GOING TO HELP YOU ORDER

A HAMBURGER AGAIN.

WELL, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT THERE, GOOBER.

WELL, CAN'T YOU GET ANY VISIONS ABOUT ME AND LYDIA?

NO MORE VISIONS, NO MORE VIBRATIONS.

PREDICTING THE FUTURE IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY

FOR A MORTAL MAN.

I'M ALL THROUGH WITH THAT STUFF, GOOBER.

I THINK THAT'S A WISE DECISION, WARREN.

Warren: SURE IS.

ANDY, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT SPRAINING YOUR WRIST.

THAT'S OKAY.

I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED SOUP, THOUGH.

OH. OH, WELL, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT, ANDY.

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

I'LL HANDLE IT. WARREN.

HOW'S YOUR STEAK, ANDY?

IT SPILLED, ANDY.

WAITER.

CHECK, PLEASE.

IT'S ON ME, ANDY.

HELEN.