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ISN'T THAT SOMETHIN'?
HMPH.
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WHAT'S THAT, PA?
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IT'S THIS COLUMN --
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"LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS
KNOWN BY FEW."
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IT'S ABOUT VITAMINS.
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IT SAYS, "THE BODY CAN RETAIN
VITAMINS A, D, E, AND K,
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"BUT IT CANNOT RETAIN B-COMPLEX
VITAMINS AND VITAMIN C,
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"HOWEVER, IT WILL NOT TOLERATE
AN EXCESS OF VITAMINS A AND D.
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"ONE THEORY STATES
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"IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH
POLAR-BEAR LIVER,
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IT'LL KILL YOU."
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
I DIDN'T EITHER.
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ANDY, DID YOU SEE THIS ARTICLE
ABOUT CONGRESSMAN JOHN CANFIELD?
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MM-HMM.
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IT SAYS
HE'S NOT GOING TO RUN AGAIN.
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IT SAYS HE'S COMING BACK
TO MAYBERRY TO LIVE.
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YEAH, I READ THAT.
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HE'S GOING TO ARRIVE TODAY.
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YOU KNOW HIM, DON'T YOU?
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YEAH, I KNOW HIM.
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NICE PICTURE OF HIM...
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DISTINGUISHED-LOOKING.
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I HEARD HIM
MAKE A SPEECH ONCE.
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SUCH A NICE-LOOKING MAN.
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YEAH, HE ALWAYS WAS
A NICE-LOOKIN' MAN.
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CAN I SEE?
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HMM.
IS HE MARRIED?
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WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
WHETHER HE'S MARRIED OR NOT?
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YOU AND MISS ETHRIDGE
ARE ALWAYS TALKIN' ABOUT MEN
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THAT AREN'T MARRIED, AND I
THOUGHT YOU'D BE INTERESTED.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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THAT'S RIGHT, OPE.
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YOUR AUNT BEE
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW JOHN CANFIELD.
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WHY SHOULD SHE CARE
WHETHER HE'S MARRIED OR NOT?
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WELL, IS HE?
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IS HE WHAT?
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IS HE MARRIED?
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WHO?
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JOHN CANFIELD.
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OH, NO,
HE'S NOT MARRIED.
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NOT THAT I'M INTERESTED,
MIND YOU.
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WHY'D YOU ASK?
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WOULD YOU MIND
FINISHING YOUR BREAKFAST?
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WELL, NOW,
TELL ME, FLOYD,
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ARE YOU STILL RUINING
PEOPLE'S HAIR
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IN THAT BARBERSHOP
OF YOURS?
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YEP, AND I'M CHARGIN' MORE
FOR IT, TOO.
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HELLO, MR. CANFIELD.
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WHY, ANDY TAYLOR.
HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M JUST WONDERFUL.
GOODNESS, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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SAY, YOU'VE SORT OF FLESHENED UP
A LITTLE, HAVEN'T YOU, ANDY?
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OH, I'M GETTIN' A LITTLE
BROAD IN THE BEAM.
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YOU'RE HOLDIN' YOUR OWN.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
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THE BELT'S GETTING
A LITTLE TIGHTER EVERY DAY.
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I SEE YOU'RE STILL UPHOLDING LAW
AND ORDER IN THIS FAIR PROVINCE.
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WELL,
THEY CAN'T GET RID OF ME --
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I OWN
THE KEY TO THE CELLS.
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OH, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
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THEY MUST BE SAYING HELLO
TO JOHN CANFIELD.
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HE ARRIVED FROM WASHINGTON
TODAY.
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MY, ISN'T HE GOOD
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HE IS.
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IS HE MARRIED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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ANDY SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM BEING A BACHELOR.
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WELL, WELL, WELL...
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WELL, WELL, WELL?
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JUST WELL, WELL, WELL.
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WELL,
I HAVE TO BE GOING ALONG.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE
TALKING TO YOU FELLOWS.
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I'VE GOT
TO RUN ALONG NOW.
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I'VE GOT A LOT OF UNPACKING
TO DO.
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ANDY, I'LL SEE YOU.
OKAY.
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OH, MR. CANFIELD.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HELEN.
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THIS IS HELEN CRUMP.
SHE TEACHES OVER AT THE SCHOOL.
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I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU,
HELEN.
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JOHN CANFIELD.
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I UNDERSTAND WE CAN COUNT YOU
AS ONE OF OUR CITIZENS AGAIN.
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THAT'S RIGHT, AND I HOPE
THE FOLKS WON'T GET TIRED
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OF SEEING ME AROUND
ALL THE TIME.
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I'M SURE
WE'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
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GOOD.
WELL, GOODBYE, HELEN, ANDY.
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MR. CANFIELD, SINCE IT'S
YOUR FIRST NIGHT IN TOWN,
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WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER
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AND HAVE SUPPER
AT THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
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SAY, I'D LIKE THAT.
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YOU'RE SURE IT WON'T BE
TOO MUCH TROUBLE?
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NO.
WE'D BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU.
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OH...WE?
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WELL, ARE YOU TWO, UH...
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OH, NO, NO.
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NO.
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MY AUNT LIVES...
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YOU AUNT LIVES AT THE HOME.
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WELL, WHAT TIME
WOULD YOU LIKE ME?
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ABOUT 6:00?
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6:00 -- I'LL BE THERE.
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WILL YOU BE THERE?
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OH -- OH, YES.
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YES.
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WELL, SO WILL I.
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SEE YOU THEN.
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BYE.
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AUNT BEE.
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ANDY,
HERE IN THE KITCHEN.
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HI.
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I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO BRING YOU YOUR LUNCH.
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I JUST THOUGHT
I'D COME HOME TODAY.
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SIT DOWN.
IT'S ALL READY.
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BOY, THERE SURE WAS
A LOT OF EXCITEMENT UPTOWN.
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JOHN CANFIELD STOPPED BY,
GOT A ROYAL WELCOME.
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OH?
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YEAH.
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OF COURSE, HELEN TELLS ME
YOU KNOW THAT.
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I UNDERSTAND YOU PASSED BY
AND SAW HIM.
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WELL, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE
WALKING BY AT THE TIME --
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HELEN AND I.
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OH.
WHAT'D YOU THINK OF HIM?
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I DON'T KNOW. WE DIDN'T STOP
LONG ENOUGH TO NOTICE.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET
A BETTER CHANCE
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TO GET ACQUAINTED TONIGHT.
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TONIGHT?
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YEAH. I INVITED HIM
TO COME OVER AND HAVE SUPPER.
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OH
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WELL, I THOUGHT IT'D BE
THE HOSPITABLE THING TO DO,
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IT BEIN' HIS FIRST DAY IN TOWN
AND ALL.
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I DON'T MIND.
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I CAN RUN OUT
AND GET A CHICKEN OR SOMETHING.
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WELL, I CERTAINLY WILL
APPRECIATE IT.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I MEAN, MY BEIN'
THE SHERIFF AND ALL,
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IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO ENTERTAIN DIGNITARIES.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
TO MEET HIM YOURSELF.
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WELL, YES.
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AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT EXCITED
ABOUT MEETIN' HIM?
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WELL,
WHY SHOULD I BE EXCITED?
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IT'S JUST ANOTHER GUEST
COMING TO DINNER.
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COMIN'!
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NO COMIC BOOKS.
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NO COMIC BOOKS.
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WELL, MR. CANFIELD,
COME IN.
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HELLO, ANDY.
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AWFULLY GLAD
YOU COULD COME.
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR HAT.
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DID YOU FINISH
ALL YOUR UNPACKING?
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YEP, ALL SETTLED.
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WELL, WHO IS THIS?
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THIS IS MY BOY, OPIE.
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HE WAS LITTLE WHEN YOU LEFT.
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WELL, HE CERTAINLY
ISN'T LITTLE NOW, IS HE?
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HI, SON.
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WELL, SHAKE HANDS.
IT'S A REAL CONGRESSMAN.
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HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?
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I'M WELL, THANK YOU.
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SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
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THE GIRLS ARE UPSTAIRS.
I'LL JUST CALL THEM.
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AUNT BEE, HELEN,
COMPANY'S HERE.
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Aunt Bee: I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN
AS SOON AS I SHUT THE WINDOWS.
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OH, SHE'S CLOSIN'
THE WINDOWS.
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THERE. FINE, FINE.
JUST BEAUTIFUL.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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I KNOW WHAT I SEE,
AND I SEE JUST FINE.
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REALLY?
I THINK WE'D BETTER GO.
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OH, JUST A MINUTE.
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE PERFUME.
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DO I DARE?
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HE'S USED TO THE WOMEN
IN WASHINGTON.
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ONE SQUIRT.
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OKAY.
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I'VE NOTICED AN AWFUL LOT
OF CHANGES IN MAYBERRY.
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WE'RE GRADUALLY
CATCHIN' UP.
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OH, HERE THEY ARE.
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YOU'VE ALREADY MET HELEN.
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HI AGAIN.
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THIS IS MY AUNT BEE.
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WELL, IT'S AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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WONDERFUL TO MEET YOU, TOO.
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ANDY, I WILL SAY THAT GOOD LOOKS
CERTAINLY RUN IN YOUR FAMILY.
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WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID
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AUNT BEE'S
THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN MAYBERRY.
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OH, ANDY, REALLY.
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AND SHE'S NOT MARRIED.
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I THINK WE'D BETTER GO IN
FOR SUPPER.
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OH, YES.
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MORE PIE?
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OH, MY GOODNESS, NO.
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I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO PUT IT.
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AND I SAY THIS,
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AND I SAY IT WITHOUT
FEAR OF CONTRADICTION,
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THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST DINNERS
I'VE EVER HAD.
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AND THAT'S FOR THE RECORD.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
MR. CANFIELD.
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CALL ME JOHN.
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JOHN.
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PA, CAN I GO OUTSIDE
AND PLAY UNDER THE STREETLIGHT?
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WELL, DON'T MESS UP
YOUR CLOTHES.
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I WON'T.
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NOW EXCUSE YOURSELF.
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EXCUSE ME.
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NICE BOY.
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THANK YOU.
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DO YOU MIND IF I SMOKE?
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NO. GO AHEAD.
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ANDY, YOU WANT A CIGAR?
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NO.
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YES, SIR,
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I CAN CERTAINLY SAY THAT
MY FIRST DAY BACK IN MAYBERRY
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HAS BEEN A MOST PLEASANT ONE.
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OH, GOOD.
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I IMAGINE IT'LL BE
A LITTLE DIFFICULT
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TO ADJUST TO MAYBERRY AGAIN
AFTER LIVING IN WASHINGTON.
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OH, THAT IT WILL.
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THE CAPITAL IS A BIG CITY,
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PULSING WITH EXCITEMENT,
YOU KNOW --
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SOCIALLY
AS WELL AS POLITICALLY.
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SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING DOING
EVERY NIGHT --
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DINNERS, COCKTAIL PARTIES,
THEATER, OPERA.
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OH, IT'S A FAST CITY.
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I GUESS IT'S A WHOLE
DIFFERENT LIFE UP THERE.
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THEY SAY THEY LEAVE
THE STREETLIGHTS ON ALL NIGHT.
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LOOKS LIKE THE LAST ONE TO GO
TO BED WOULD TURN 'EM OFF.
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THAT'S ABOUT LIKE IT.
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IT'S A GREAT CITY,
BUT I'M GOING TO MISS IT.
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HOWEVER,
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HOME.
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I SUPPOSE IT MIGHT BE
A LITTLE HARD FOR ME AT FIRST
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TO SLOW DOWN,
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BUT THEN I THINK
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I'LL GET USED TO THE EASY LIVING
AFTER WHILE.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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YOU MAKE MAYBERRY SOUND LIKE
A ONE-HORSE TOWN.
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00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:31,408
WE'RE NOT THAT FAR BEHIND
ANYMORE.
237
00:09:31,442 --> 00:09:32,812
OH?
238
00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:35,583
WE HAVE OUR SOCIAL FUNCTIONS
JUST LIKE ANY BIG CITY.
239
00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,223
WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO SHOW THEM TO ME, HUH?
240
00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:39,659
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
241
00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:41,329
THESE SOCIAL FUNCTIONS --
242
00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:43,667
PERHAPS WE MIGHT HAVE DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT.
243
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,437
WE COULD GO OUT SOMEPLACE
244
00:09:45,469 --> 00:09:48,643
AND THEN YOU COULD SHOW ME
WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE.
245
00:09:48,677 --> 00:09:51,783
I'M SURE ANDY AND HELEN
WOULDN'T MIND, WOULD YOU?
246
00:09:51,816 --> 00:09:53,552
OH, NO.OH, NO.
247
00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:55,257
IT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU
TO ASK ME,
248
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,327
BUT I DON'T THINK
I CAN MAKE IT TOMORROW NIGHT.
249
00:09:57,361 --> 00:09:58,897
WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT
TOMORROW NIGHT?
250
00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:01,201
WELL, I THINK I RECALL
A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT.
251
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,275
WELL, IF IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT
YOU CAN BREAK,
252
00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:06,579
I'D BE HONORED TO HAVE YOU
JOIN ME FOR THE EVENING.
253
00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:09,952
I'M SURE WHATEVER IT IS,
SHE CAN GET OUT OF IT.
254
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,591
I'M SURE
SHE CAN GET OUT OF IT.
255
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:15,863
I DON'T LIKE TO BREAK
AN APPOINTMENT.
256
00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:17,467
OH. WELL...
257
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,638
SOME OTHER TIME.
258
00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:22,912
WELL, I BETTER GET
THESE THINGS CLEARED AWAY.
259
00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:28,021
I'LL HELP YOU, AUNT BEE.
260
00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:29,759
PARDON ME.
261
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,969
WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT
ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?
262
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,405
OH, I DON'T HAVE ONE.
263
00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:37,775
YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?
264
00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:40,413
THEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
WHY DID YOU SAY YOU DID?
265
00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:43,419
I COULDN'T ACCEPT HIS INVITATION
RIGHT OFF THAT WAY.
266
00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:45,490
A WOMAN SHOULDN'T APPEAR
TOO ANXIOUS.
267
00:10:45,522 --> 00:10:46,926
BEE, HE ASKED YOU TWICE!
268
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,597
IT'S MORE LADYLIKE
TO WAIT FOR THE THIRD TIME.
269
00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:52,704
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE HE'S
GONNA ASK FOR THE THIRD TIME?
270
00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:56,445
THE EVENING IS YOUNG.
HE'LL ASK ME AGAIN.
271
00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:58,082
DON'T YOU THINK?
272
00:10:58,114 --> 00:10:59,617
LOOK AT THAT TIME.
273
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:01,053
HERE I AM RAMBLING ON
274
00:11:01,088 --> 00:11:04,395
WITHOUT REALIZING
THAT IT WAS GETTING LATE.
275
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,063
MUST YOU REALLY RUSH OFF?
276
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,469
OH, YES,
I THINK I'D BETTER.
277
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:12,076
I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR A MOST WONDERFUL EVENING.
278
00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:13,979
WE ENJOYED HAVING YOU.
279
00:11:14,013 --> 00:11:15,516
MISS TAYLOR.
280
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,652
BEE.
281
00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:17,787
BEE.
282
00:11:17,821 --> 00:11:19,991
I BROUGHT THIS UP
ONCE BEFORE,
283
00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:22,865
AND I'D LIKE TO BRING IT UP
AGAIN BEFORE I GO.
284
00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:24,401
YES?
285
00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,942
THAT WAS THE FINEST DINNER
I'VE EVER HAD.
286
00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:29,445
THANK YOU.
287
00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:31,181
GOOD NIGHT, ALL.
288
00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:33,185
OH, MR. CANFIELD,
289
00:11:33,217 --> 00:11:35,523
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO?
I MEAN, IT'S SO EARLY.
290
00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:37,527
IT'S JUST THE SHANK
OF THE EVENING.
291
00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:39,196
I THINK I'D BETTER
RUN ALONG HOME.
292
00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:40,934
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO STAY
293
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,671
AND PLAY A GAME OF PINOCHLE
OR SOMETHIN'?
294
00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:44,541
THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
295
00:11:44,575 --> 00:11:46,210
SOME OTHER NIGHT, HUH?
296
00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:47,581
GOODBYE.
297
00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:48,816
MERCY ME!
298
00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:50,988
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
MAYBE I COULD.
299
00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:52,457
WHAT?
300
00:11:52,491 --> 00:11:54,695
GET OUT OF MY ENGAGEMENT
TOMORROW NIGHT.
301
00:11:54,728 --> 00:11:56,098
IT'S JUST MY SEWING CLUB.
302
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,002
I THINK I COULD MISS
ONE MEETING.
303
00:11:58,035 --> 00:11:59,605
WELL, WONDERFUL.
304
00:11:59,638 --> 00:12:01,441
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00.
WE'LL DO THE TOWN.
305
00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:02,878
OOH, PERFECT.
306
00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:04,981
WE'LL MAKE IT A QUIET EVENING
IF YOU LIKE.
307
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,822
WE'LL COME BACK EARLY SO IT
WON'T BE TOO TIRING FOR YOU.
308
00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:09,224
DON'T YOU BE SILLY!
309
00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:11,628
YOU PLAN IT JUST AS IF
YOU'RE IN WASHINGTON.
310
00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:14,869
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A KIND OF NIGHT OWL.
311
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,273
OH, YOU HAVE?
WELL, FINE, FINE.
312
00:12:17,306 --> 00:12:18,876
7:00 IT IS.
313
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,279
TOODLE-OO.
314
00:12:20,311 --> 00:12:21,882
TOODLE-OO.
315
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,618
BYE.BYE.
316
00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:27,093
I TOLD YOU
HE'D ASK ME A THIRD TIME.
317
00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:38,583
MORNIN', OPE.
318
00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:39,818
MORNING, PA.
319
00:12:39,851 --> 00:12:40,987
SLEEP GOOD?
320
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,158
I THINK SO.
321
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:46,031
HOW COME YOU'RE MAKING BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING, PA?
322
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,734
IS AUNT BEE SICK?
323
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,838
NO. SHE GOT IN PAST 1:00
FROM HER DATE LAST NIGHT.
324
00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,340
SHE'S STILL SLEEPIN'.
325
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,711
OH.
326
00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:54,214
THERE'S YOUR CEREAL
AND MILK.
327
00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,084
PUT SOME MILK ON THERE
AND EAT IT.
328
00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:59,625
YEAH, SHE'S NOT USED TO
STAYIN' UP THAT LATE.
329
00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:02,630
POOR AUNT BEE.
POOR AUNT BEE.
330
00:13:08,007 --> 00:13:09,144
GOOD MORNING.
331
00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:10,379
GOOD MORNING.
332
00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,383
ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT THE STOVE?
333
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,887
FIXIN' BREAKFAST.
334
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,891
YOU SHOO.
THAT'S MY DEPARTMENT.
335
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,192
YOU KNOW THAT.
336
00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:20,298
* CHINATOWN,
MY CHINATOWN *
337
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,869
AREN'T YOU TIRED?
338
00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,205
NO. I FEEL FINE.
339
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,909
BUT YOU GOT IN SO LATE.
340
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,812
WE HAD
THE MOST WONDERFUL EVENING.
341
00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:29,284
GUESS WHERE WE HAD DINNER?
THE REEF AT NAGS HEAD.
342
00:13:29,316 --> 00:13:30,854
OH, THAT'S CLASSY.
343
00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:33,391
I HAD THE FISH PLATTER
WITH THE LEMON-BUTTER SAUCE,
344
00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:37,133
AND JOHN HAD THE POUNDED STEAK,
AND WE BOTH HAD LACE CORN BREAD.
345
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,036
OH, IT WAS THE DELICIOUS.
346
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:42,075
THEN WE WENT TO THE SHRINE CLUB
FOR DANCING.
347
00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:44,180
WE DANCED FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS.
348
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,450
JOHN IS A SHRINER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
349
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:48,087
NO.
350
00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:51,393
IT'S VERY HARD TO BE A SHRINER,
AND JOHN IS A SHRINER.
351
00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:53,867
THEN WE WENT FOR
A LONG, LONG WALK.
352
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,770
WE WALKED
FOR MILES AND MILES.
353
00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:58,107
WE WERE TALKING SO MUCH
WE DIDN'T NOTICE.
354
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,145
SOUNDS LIKE
A PRETTY STRENUOUS EVENIN'.
355
00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:01,681
YOU BETTER TAKE IT EASY.
356
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,252
FOR GOODNESS' SAKES, ANDY!
357
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:05,256
YOU TALK LIKE I WAS
A TOTTERING OLD LADY.
358
00:14:05,289 --> 00:14:06,859
GO SIT DOWN.
359
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,795
I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
360
00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:12,369
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE NOT USED
TO AS STRENUOUS AN EVENING
361
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,975
AS MR. CANFIELD IS.
362
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,013
FOR GOODNESS' SAKES,
NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING.
363
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,749
JUST BECAUSE
HE LIVED IN THE BIG CITY
364
00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:20,519
DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS MORE ENERGY
THAN I HAVE.
365
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,189
OH, NO, NO.
366
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,059
WE'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED
FOR TONIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT,
367
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:25,495
AND THE NEXT NIGHT.
368
00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:26,900
EVERY NIGHT?!
369
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:29,003
WELL, YOU NEVER CAN TELL.
370
00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:32,009
BUT YOU HARDLY EVER GO OUT
MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK,
371
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,813
TWICE AT THE OUTSIDE.
372
00:14:33,846 --> 00:14:36,550
NOBODY EVER INVITED ME OUT
MORE OFTEN.
373
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:40,158
* CHINATOWN,
MY CHINATOWN *
374
00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:43,833
* WHEN THE LIGHTS
ARE LOW *
375
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,601
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
376
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:22,042
HERE IT IS 5:30.
THEY'VE BEEN OUT ALL DAY.
377
00:15:22,076 --> 00:15:24,014
WHEN ARE THEY COMIN' HOME?
378
00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:26,451
I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL
THEY'RE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME.
379
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:27,887
WELL, I DO, TOO,
380
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:29,424
BUT I DON'T SEE
HOW SHE CAN STAND IT.
381
00:15:29,457 --> 00:15:32,430
SHE'S BEEN RUNNIN' AROUND
WITH HIM ALL HOURS.
382
00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:35,903
SHE USUALLY GOES TO BED
RIGHT AFTER THE 10:00 NEWS.
383
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:38,475
I GUESS IT'S TRUE --
LOVE IS FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART.
384
00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,046
I SUPPOSE.
385
00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:44,654
YOUR NEIGHBOR, MR. BRANCH,
IS STARING OVER HERE.
386
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:49,263
I WISH HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
387
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:52,972
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU OUGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM?
388
00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:56,444
WELL, HE NEVER SPEAKS BACK.
HE JUST NODS.
389
00:15:56,478 --> 00:16:00,552
YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING.
HE'S STARING RIGHT AT US.
390
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,921
HI, MR. BRANCH!
391
00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:05,998
SEE?
392
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,504
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
393
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,510
THE MAYBERRY JET SET'S
COMIN' IN FOR A LANDING.
394
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:16,684
WELL, I SEE YOU GOT BACK.
395
00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:20,259
HERE WE ARE,
BACK AGAIN.
396
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:24,733
OH, ANDY, WE HAD
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME.
397
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:29,210
WE DROVE TO MT. PILOT,
AND I SHOWED JOHN ALL THE SHOPS.
398
00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:30,646
OH, GOOD.
399
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:33,417
THAT TOWN HAS SURELY GROWN
SINCE LAST I SAW IT.
400
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,624
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE MOVED IN
SINCE THE PULP MILL CAME.
401
00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:39,429
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE --
PROGRESS.
402
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:42,070
WHAT TIME SHALL I PICK YOU UP,
BEE?
403
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,471
LET'S SAY 8:00.
404
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,209
YOU'RE GOIN' OUT AGAIN?
405
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,745
YES. WE'RE GOING TO
THE SQUARE DANCE.
406
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,251
WE SURE ARE.
UP AND AT 'EM!
407
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,255
WELL, SO LONG, EVERYBODY.
408
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,393
BYE.
BYE.
409
00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:56,064
TOODLE-OO.
410
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,233
TOODLE-OO.
411
00:16:57,265 --> 00:16:59,170
YOU'RE GOIN' TO
THE SQUARE DANCE?
412
00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:00,539
YES.
AREN'T YOU COMING?
413
00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:03,077
* SWING YOUR PARTNER
1, 2, 3 *
414
00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:05,149
* SWING HER OVER
TO THE OLD PEAR TREE *
415
00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:07,152
* DO DO DO DO
DO-DO-DO *
416
00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:09,124
* DO DO-DO-DO...
417
00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:14,333
OH, BOY, SQUARE DANCIN'
TAKES A LOT OUT OF YOU.
418
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,337
IT'S NICE TO HAVE
SOME FRESH AIR.
419
00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:19,276
LET'S GO OVER HERE
WHERE WE CAN GET SOME AIR.
420
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,150
OH, I ENJOYED THAT.
DIDN'T YOU, JOHN?
421
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,652
WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL,
422
00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,689
BUT I WOULD HAVE
LIKED IT BETTER
423
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:28,727
IF THEY'D PICKED UP THE BEAT
A LITTLE.
424
00:17:28,762 --> 00:17:30,699
HOW ARE YOU TWO
HOLDING UP?
425
00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:33,737
JUST BARELY HOLDIN' ON...
JUST BARELY.
426
00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:39,750
LET'S GO.
THEY'RE STARTING ANOTHER NUMBER.
427
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:46,664
AREN'T YOU KIDS COMING?
COME ON.
428
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,467
AREN'T YOU KIDS COMING?
429
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,676
THERE'S NO STOPPING HER TONIGHT.
SHE'S LIKE A BALL OF FIRE.
430
00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:56,883
HELLO.
431
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:58,855
OH, HI, HELEN.
432
00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:01,527
WELL, I'M BEAT -- BEAT!
433
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,265
HOW ABOUT YOU?
434
00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:06,804
WELL, YOU GOT TO GO IN TRAININ'
FOR SQUARE DANCIN'.
435
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,808
WELL, I THINK I HURT MY BACK.
436
00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:11,713
IT FEELS LIKE
I THREW SOMETHIN' OUT OF JOINT
437
00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:14,754
ON THAT LAST DO-SI-DO.
438
00:18:14,786 --> 00:18:16,890
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME
THEY CAME IN.
439
00:18:16,924 --> 00:18:20,432
I WAS IN THE BED MOANIN'
BY THE TIME THEY GOT HERE.
440
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:21,900
YEAH.
441
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,709
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'VE GOT
PLANNED FOR TODAY.
442
00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,782
I GUESS IT'S A GAME
OF TOUCH FOOTBALL.
443
00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,254
YEAH. RIGHT.
444
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:33,258
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU.
445
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:34,659
BYE.
446
00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:37,300
Aunt Bee: MMM.
447
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,770
OOOOH.
448
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,487
GOOD MORNING.
449
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:49,824
OH, GOOD MORNING.
450
00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:51,294
NICE MORNING.
451
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:52,430
YES, IT IS.
452
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,334
NICE DANCE LAST NIGHT.
453
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,769
YES, IT WAS LOVELY.
454
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,773
SOMETHIN' WRONG
WITH YOUR FEET?
455
00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:59,944
MY FEET
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
456
00:18:59,977 --> 00:19:01,814
I DON'T KNOW.
457
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:04,819
IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE
SOAKIN' THEM IN A PAN OF WATER.
458
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,628
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE
A WHOLE BATH.
459
00:19:08,662 --> 00:19:11,099
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.
460
00:19:11,132 --> 00:19:12,670
SOME PEOPLE GET UP
IN THE MORNIN'
461
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,439
AND THROW A LITTLE WATER
ON THEIR FACE.
462
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:15,776
YOU THROW A LITTLE
ON YOUR FEET.
463
00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,479
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
464
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,326
A LITTLE LINIMENT?
465
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,984
HELLO, JOHN.
466
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:38,422
GOOD MORNING.
467
00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:39,924
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
468
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:41,059
GOOD.
469
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,160
HMM?
470
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:44,534
NO, NO, I WASN'T IN BED.
471
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,936
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
472
00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,408
I GOT UP EARLY
AND DID A LITTLE GARDENING.
473
00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:52,583
WELL, ABOUT TODAY, JOHN,
474
00:19:52,615 --> 00:19:54,853
I CAN BE READY
ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO,
475
00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,491
IT'S JUST --
476
00:19:56,524 --> 00:19:59,629
OH, OH, YES.
WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
477
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:02,402
OH, NO, DON'T BE SILLY.
I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.
478
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:06,811
IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE CHILLY
FOR A PICNIC TODAY, ANYWAY.
479
00:20:06,843 --> 00:20:08,615
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
480
00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:12,522
NOW, ABOUT TONIGHT, JOHN --
481
00:20:12,555 --> 00:20:14,894
OH?
482
00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,465
OH, I SEE.
483
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,735
YES.
484
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,705
OF COURSE.
485
00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:22,374
GOODBYE.
486
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,885
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
487
00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:30,959
THERE I WAS TRYING TO THINK
HOW I COULD MANAGE,
488
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:34,097
AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN
THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED.
489
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,969
WHAT HAPPENED?
490
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,608
HE CANCELED OUR DATE.
491
00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:40,245
WHAT'D HE SAY?
492
00:20:40,277 --> 00:20:43,116
HE SAID SOMETHING CAME UP.
493
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,122
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT IT WAS.
494
00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:49,263
I WAS PRESSING TOO HARD
AND IT SHOWED.
495
00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:51,132
I WAS TRYING TO PROVE
496
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:55,074
I COULD KEEP UP WITH
HIS LADY FRIENDS IN WASHINGTON,
497
00:20:55,107 --> 00:20:58,245
BUT I DIDN'T FOOL HIM,
NOT FOR A MINUTE.
498
00:20:58,281 --> 00:20:59,816
OH, THIS IS IRONIC.
499
00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:01,287
I'VE ALWAYS FELT SO SORRY
500
00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,025
FOR WOMEN WHO TRIED TO ACT
HALF THEIR AGE
501
00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:06,061
AND MADE FOOLS
OF THEMSELVES,
502
00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,868
AND HERE AM I,
THE WORST FOOL OF THEM ALL.
503
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:11,205
OH, NOW, AUNT BEE,
IT'S JUST ONE DATE.
504
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,110
MAYBE SOMETHIN' DID COME UP.
505
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,788
I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.
506
00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:27,037
WELL, I FEEL BADLY ABOUT THIS,
ANDY, I REALLY DO.
507
00:21:27,071 --> 00:21:28,907
I HOPE SHE UNDERSTANDS.
508
00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:30,946
YEAH, I THINK SHE DOES.
509
00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:32,683
THIS IS AN AWFUL HARD THING
510
00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:34,787
FOR A MAN LIKE ME
TO HAVE TO ADMIT,
511
00:21:34,819 --> 00:21:36,322
BUT...
512
00:21:36,357 --> 00:21:38,894
WELL, I JUST
CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER.
513
00:21:38,927 --> 00:21:42,969
YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER?
514
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,674
THAT'S RIGHT.
515
00:21:44,707 --> 00:21:47,244
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE MANAGES
TO STAY SO FULL OF PEP.
516
00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:50,350
GOODNESS KNOWS,
I'VE TRIED TO KEEP UP WITH HER.
517
00:21:50,385 --> 00:21:53,391
I'VE DOUBLED UP ON MY VITAMINS,
AND I TELL YOU,
518
00:21:53,423 --> 00:21:56,664
IF I WENT OUT WITH HER
ONE MORE TIME WITHOUT A REST,
519
00:21:56,698 --> 00:21:58,735
I'D KEEL OVER
FROM EXHAUSTION.
520
00:21:58,768 --> 00:22:01,407
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING
BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE?
521
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:03,778
SOAKING MY FEET
IN A TUB OF HOT WATER.
522
00:22:03,812 --> 00:22:06,984
YOU SAID IT'S THE KIND OF LIFE
YOU LEAD IN WASHINGTON.
523
00:22:07,018 --> 00:22:09,690
NOW YOU OUGHT TO KNOW ENOUGH
ABOUT POLITICIANS
524
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,462
TO KNOW THAT THEY STRETCH
THE TRUTH ONCE IN A WHILE.
525
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,868
I'D LIKE TO KEEP ON
SEEING BEE,
526
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,173
BECAUSE
SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAN,
527
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:22,048
BUT IF WE COULD ONLY SPEND
OUR TIME A LITTLE MORE QUIETLY,
528
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,817
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
529
00:22:26,088 --> 00:22:27,458
WELL...
530
00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:33,236
I TELL YOU WHAT --
NOW, I COULD TALK TO HER.
531
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:36,943
IT MIGHT BE HARD TO CONVINCE
A WOMAN LIKE MY AUNT BEE
532
00:22:36,978 --> 00:22:38,346
TO SLOW DOWN,
533
00:22:38,381 --> 00:22:40,951
BUT I'VE GOT A HUNCH
THAT IT MIGHT WORK OUT.
534
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:43,391
I'D APPRECIATE THAT, ANDY.
I REALLY WOULD.
535
00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:45,059
I THINK --
UH-OH.
536
00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,866
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I CAN SEE MYSELF TO THE DOOR.
537
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,268
WELL, BLESS YOU.
538
00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:52,140
GOOD NIGHT.
539
00:22:52,173 --> 00:22:54,012
UH...
540
00:22:54,044 --> 00:22:57,318
I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET
SOME LINIMENT.
541
00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:11,246
HMM...
542
00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:16,189
BOY, THERE'S NOTHIN' LIKE
A NICE, QUIET EVENIN'.
543
00:23:16,221 --> 00:23:19,463
SIMPLE PLEASURES
ARE THE BEST.
544
00:23:19,495 --> 00:23:23,570
IT'S A SHAME
WE'RE NOT DOING SOMETHING.
545
00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:24,874
MMM!
546
00:23:33,056 --> 00:23:36,497
[ WHISTLING
"POOR WAVERING STRANGER" ]
547
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,421
HMM.
548
00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:11,331
YOU KNOW WHAT WE OUGHTA DO?
549
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,935
WHAT?
550
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:15,607
GO DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE
AND GET A CHERRY SMASH.
551
00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:16,609
MMM.
552
00:24:16,643 --> 00:24:17,611
HMM?
553
00:24:17,645 --> 00:24:18,948
FINE.
554
00:24:18,982 --> 00:24:20,116
OKAY.
555
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:32,574
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
GINGER ROGERS,
556
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:36,583
BUT I THINK FRED ASTAIRE IS
GONNA START SNORIN' ANY MINUTE.
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