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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,139 CORNMEAL. 2 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,640 OH, GOOD. 3 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,509 WHAT YOU FIXING? 4 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,411 ZUCCHINI CASSEROLE. 5 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:46,447 OH, GOOD. HELEN WILL LIKE THAT. 6 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,849 SHE CALLED TODAY AND ASKED IF IT'D BE ALL RIGHT 7 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,652 IF SHE BROUGHT SOME WOMAN ON THE RALEIGH SCHOOL BOARD. 8 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,721 SAID SHE'D BE HERE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. 9 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,189 OF COURSE. 10 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,590 I TOLD HER IT'D BE ALL RIGHT. 11 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,326 I GUESS SHE GOT STUCK WITH HER. 12 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:01,129 IF ANYBODY GETS STUCK WITH ANYBODY, HELEN ALWAYS DOES. 13 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,596 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 14 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,466 IT'S THAT SHE'S VERY THOUGHTFUL AND KIND. 15 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,734 WELL, YEAH. 16 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,602 HELEN IS A SWEET GIRL. 17 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,737 SHE REALLY IS. 18 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,305 YEAH, SHE'S THAT. 19 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:14,708 YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A GIRL LIKE HELEN, ANDY. 20 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,211 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 21 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,579 ATTRACTIVE AND... 22 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,880 PLEASANT AND INTELLIGENT. 23 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,349 MM-HMM. 24 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:23,884 OF COURSE, HELEN IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU, TOO. 25 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,487 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,888 NO, I MEAN THAT, ANDY. 27 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,857 YOU'RE ONE OF THE TOWN LEADERS 28 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,360 AND YOU'RE HANDSOME AND INTELLIGENT. 29 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,763 PLEASANT. WELL, ALL RIGHT, MAKE FUN OF IT. 30 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,632 BUT I THINK YOU AND HELEN ARE A PERFECT BLEND. 31 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,168 WELL, THANK YOU. 32 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,706 I... GUESS SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY. 33 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,209 SHE HASN'T KEPT COMPANY WITH ANYBODY 34 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,843 FOR A LONG TIME NOW, HAS SHE? 35 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,779 NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 36 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:55,649 YOU AND HELEN EVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING SERIOUSLY? 37 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,785 OH, YEAH, SURE. 38 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:58,852 YOU HAVE? 39 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,388 SURE. EVERY NOW AND THEN 40 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,590 WE TALK ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT AND TAXES. 41 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,259 WELL, YOU BETTER TALK ABOUT YOU AND HER. 42 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,561 GIRLS HAVE BEEN LOST BEFORE, YOU KNOW. 43 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,596 WELL, I KNOW. 44 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,863 ALL RIGHT. 45 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,932 NOW, DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVEN'T WARNED YOU. 46 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,267 OKAY, I WON'T. 47 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,403 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HELEN WOULD LIKE? 48 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,837 SOME OF THAT PUNCH SUPREME. 49 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,572 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT RECIPE? 50 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:19,707 OH, YEAH. 51 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,542 I HAVEN'T MADE THAT IN A LONG TIME. 52 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,277 IS THERE ORANGE SHERBET? 53 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,578 YES. IN THE ICEBOX. 54 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,679 OKAY. 55 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:26,947 UH, LET'S SEE. 56 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,550 ORANGE SHERBET... 57 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,752 TOMATO JUICE... 58 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,654 ROOT BEER... 59 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,759 NOW, ANY MOLASSES? 60 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,761 ON THE SHELF. 61 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:41,929 OKAY. 62 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,203 ANDY? 63 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,204 HI. 64 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,205 HI. 65 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,440 WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND? 66 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,408 OH, JUST GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF THE CAR. 67 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,577 OH, ANDY, I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW 68 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,846 FRANK SMITH OF THE SCHOOL BOARD. 69 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,214 A GREAT PLEASURE. 70 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,582 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WOMAN. 71 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,617 WELL, I DON'T THINK SO. 72 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,720 AH, THERE YOU ARE AND RIGHT ON TIME. 73 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,590 AUNT BEE, UH, THIS IS FRANK SMITH. 74 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,592 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WOMAN. 75 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,960 OH, NO. 76 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,662 I'D LIKE TO CLEAR THAT UP NOW. 77 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,729 I'M NOT A WOMAN. 78 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,598 NO. 79 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,334 THAT'S OKAY. ACTUALLY, IT'S GOOD. 80 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,636 WELL, IT'S NICE OF YOU HAVING ME THIS EVENING. 81 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,505 OH, NOT AT ALL. OH, SURE. 82 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,375 MY LITTLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE DINNER. 83 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,809 OH, WHAT A PRETTY BOTTLE. 84 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,910 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 85 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:30,944 WINE? 86 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,513 POUILLY-FUISSE. 87 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,747 HMM, OF COURSE. 88 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,749 IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE ON THE BOTTLE. 89 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,618 WELL, UH, COME IN. 90 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,487 OH, THANKS, THANKS. 91 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,456 COME IN AND WE'LL SIT DOWN. 92 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,360 OH, UH... OH, YOU GO AHEAD. 93 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,695 YOU'RE COMPANY. 94 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,264 I'LL JUST, UH... 95 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,633 FUNNY HOW WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE A WOMAN. 96 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,304 SO, YOU'RE ON THE SCHOOL BOARD 97 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,571 UP IN RALEIGH, HUH? 98 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,839 WHY, THAT'S RIGHT. 99 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,008 MUST TAKE A LOT OF EDUCATION AND TRAINING 100 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,443 FOR A JOB LIKE THAT. 101 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,378 OH, WELL, FRANK HAS A Ph.D. 102 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,447 OH. GOOD. 103 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,981 ANDY MAKES A WONDERFUL PUNCH. 104 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,817 EVERYBODY'S JUST CRAZY ABOUT IT. 105 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,653 WHY DON'T YOU SERVE YOUR PUNCH SUPREME NOW, ANDY? 106 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,788 WELL, NO, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THE WINE... 107 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,691 WHAT'S WRONG WITH SERVING BOTH THE PUNCH AND THIS... 108 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:18,926 POUILLY-FUISSE. 109 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,594 WINE, HMM? 110 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,062 WE'LL FORGET ABOUT THE PUNCH. 111 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,932 HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR STAY IN MAYBERRY, UH, FRANK? 112 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,435 OH, FINE. IT'S JUST A LOVELY LITTLE TOWN. 113 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,569 WE LIKE IT. 114 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,538 FRANK SAYS IT'S WONDERFUL BEING HERE 115 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,640 AFTER LIVING IN A BIG CITY LIKE RALEIGH. 116 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,708 YES, RALEIGH SEEMS TO BE GROWING BIGGER 117 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,544 AND MORE IMPERSONAL EVERY YEAR. 118 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,946 I'M AFRAID IT'S BECOMING AN EMBRYONIC MEGALOPOLIS. 119 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,415 I GUESS IT COULD. 120 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,552 WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE THAT YOU RELAX WHILE YOU'RE HERE. 121 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,821 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE HERE FOR JUST A BRIEF STAY, HMM? 122 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,723 UH, YES, UNLESS CIRCUMSTANCES 123 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,559 SHOULD KEEP ME HERE LONGER. 124 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,461 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 125 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,429 HMM. 126 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,064 I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY, ANDY. 127 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,433 DID YOU KNOW MAYBERRY'S CRAWLING WITH HISTORY? 128 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,468 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 129 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,770 FRANK WAS TELLING ME ABOUT IT. 130 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,973 YES, THOSE HOUSES YOU HAVE ALONG NORTH AVENUE-- 131 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,442 THEY DATE BACK TO EARLY 19th CENTURY. 132 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,778 THE HOUSES WHERE THE BRICKS ARE FALLING OFF? 133 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,346 THAT'S RIGHT. 134 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,915 MOST OF THE HOUSES THERE ARE DEFINITELY ANTEBELLUM. 135 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:15,983 OH. 136 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,985 PRETTY HARD TO PROVE, I IMAGINE. 137 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,553 NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 138 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,689 THE ARCHITECTURE IS DEFINITELY OF THAT PERIOD 139 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,624 AND THE BRICKS AND THE MORTAR... 140 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,893 THEY'RE OLD HOUSES, ALL RIGHT, BEAUTIFUL. 141 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,895 FRANK WAS A HISTORY MAJOR AT COLLEGE. 142 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,430 OH, GOOD. 143 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,032 ANDY, DIDN'T YOU MENTION THE HISTORY OF MAYBERRY 144 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,467 IN THAT SPEECH YOU MADE? 145 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,735 WHAT SPEECH WAS THAT? 146 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,405 YOUR VALEDICTORY ADDRESS AT MAYBERRY HIGH. 147 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,807 REMEMBER WHEN I CAME FOR YOUR GRADUATION? 148 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,510 THAT WAS A WONDERFUL SPEECH ALL ABOUT HISTORY. 149 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,811 I DON'T REMEMBER IT. 150 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,613 WELL, I DO, PRACTICALLY EVERY WORD. 151 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,648 FELLOW STUDENTS, MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY, 152 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,483 HONORED GUESTS... 153 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,484 AUNT BEE... 154 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,919 WE WHO ARE GOING FORTH 155 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,922 INTO THE WORLD ARE FULLY AWARE OF OUR RESPONSIBILITIES 156 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,491 TO OUR COUNTRY AND TO MAYBERRY. 157 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,761 MAYBERRY, WHOSE GLORY AND HISTORY... 158 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:05,132 DON'T YOU THINK, UH, SUPPER'S READY? 159 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,535 RIGHT. 160 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,136 ALL RIGHT. 161 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,539 MMM. 162 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,541 ANOTHER PIECE OF PIE, MR. SMITH? 163 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,808 OH, NO, THANKS. 164 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,044 IT WAS A DELICIOUS MEAL, THOUGH, MS. TAYLOR. 165 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,612 THANK YOU. 166 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,081 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM? 167 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,816 I'LL HELP WITH THE DISHES. 168 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,586 NONSENSE, I'M JUST GOING TO STACK THEM. ANDY... 169 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,755 OPIE, WHY DON'T YOU ENTERTAIN OUR GUESTS? 170 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,122 I'LL GIVE AUNT BEE A HAND. 171 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,624 OKAY, PAW. 172 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,025 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL? 173 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,961 I PLAY ON THE TEAM AT SCHOOL 174 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,029 AND WE GOT A BIG GAME TOMORROW. 175 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,566 YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT HELEN WOULD HAVE MENTIONED HE WAS A MAN. 176 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,700 MAYBE SHE DID 177 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,935 AND I DIDN'T HEAR HER OR SOMETHING. 178 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,671 RATHER NICE-LOOKING, ISN'T HE? 179 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:44,805 UH, YEAH. 180 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,907 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK UP MORE? 181 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,742 I DON'T HAVE A LOT TO SAY. 182 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,077 OH! 183 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,145 IT WAS NICE OF HIM TO BRING THE WINE, WASN'T IT? 184 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,582 YES, BUT I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY NEED 185 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,717 OF ANY FOREIGN DRINKS IN MAYBERRY. 186 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,086 HE CERTAINLY HAS A LOT OF INFORMATION, DOESN'T HE? 187 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,088 SO DO YOU. WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK UP MORE? 188 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,491 I'M NOT GOING TO GET ON MY HIND LEGS AND TALK. 189 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,025 HE'S GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE. 190 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,861 THE TROUBLE WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT IS THEY'RE BOOKISH. 191 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,663 THEY ONLY KNOW ONE SUBJECT. 192 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,032 TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE AND THEY'RE HELPLESS. 193 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,501 ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS. 194 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,769 TO THROW A CURVE, YOU PUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER 195 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,037 ON THE OUTSIDE SEAM 196 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,740 THEN SNAP YOUR WRIST WHEN YOU LET GO. 197 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,476 THAT'S THE WAY A BIG LEAGUER THROWS A CURVE. 198 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,644 BOY, THAT'S NEAT. 199 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,145 I'LL TRY THAT TOMORROW. 200 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,948 GEE, PAW, MR. SMITH SURE KNOWS ALL ABOUT PITCHING. 201 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,049 WONDERFUL. 202 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,784 YOU WERE A GOOD BASEBALL PLAYER 203 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:31,885 WEREN'T YOU, ANDY? 204 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,854 I PLAYED, LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 205 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,489 HE'S JUST BEING MODEST. 206 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,791 I REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO BAT THAT BALL. 207 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,993 HE USED TO BAT IT CLEAR OUT OF SIGHT 208 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,762 NO MATTER HOW I THREW IT. 209 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,764 MR. SMITH PITCHED WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE. 210 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,865 DIDN'T YOU? 211 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,266 I WAS JUST A RELIEF PITCHER. 212 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,901 I WASN'T VERY GOOD. 213 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,503 BUT IF YOU PITCHED IN COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING... 214 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,905 OPIE, IF MR. SMITH SAYS HE WASN'T ANY GOOD 215 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,741 IT'S NOT YOURS TO QUESTION. 216 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,743 LISTEN, IT'S SUCH A NICE EVENING 217 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,945 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO OUT ON THE PORCH? 218 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,012 OKAY. 219 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,614 DON'T YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO? 220 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,115 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO. 221 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,817 I'LL LET YOU IN ON SOMETHING. 222 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,919 WE HAVE AN ARITHMETIC TEST TOMORROW. 223 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,988 THERE IS? MM-HMM. FRACTIONS. 224 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,557 GOSH! 225 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,693 YOU CAN COME DOWN LATER AND SAY GOOD NIGHT. 226 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,797 WELL, SHALL WE GO OUT THERE 227 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,131 ON THE PORCH? 228 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,700 FINE, FINE. 229 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,204 AUNT BEE, YOU COMING? 230 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,539 YES. 231 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,541 IN A FEW MINUTES. 232 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,310 IT CERTAINLY IS A BEAUTIFUL EVENING. 233 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,545 YES, IT IS. 234 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,580 IT SURE IS. 235 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,850 I THINK IT'D BE NICE IF WE HAD SOME MUSIC. 236 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,686 PLAY SOMETHING FOR US, ANDY. 237 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,153 HE PLAYS SO BEAUTIFULLY. 238 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,622 NOT NOW, AUNT BEE. 239 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,990 FRANK, DIDN'T YOU SAY 240 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,257 YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR? 241 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,794 OH, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 242 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,663 WELL, IT'S ALL YOURS, FRANK. 243 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,732 PLAY SOMETHING FOR US. 244 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,869 WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 245 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,705 IT'S A NICE GUITAR. 246 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,876 WELL... 247 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:06,079 YOU ASKED FOR IT. 248 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,879 OH, FRANK, YOU'RE WONDERFUL. 249 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,648 HERE YOU ARE, ANDY. 250 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,850 WOW. 251 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,255 WELL, I COULDN'T PLAY AFTER HE DID. 252 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,356 HE'S AN EXPERT. 253 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,091 OH, JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY KNOWS 254 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,026 A WHOLE LOT OF CHORDS AND PLAYS FAST 255 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,628 DOESN'T MAKE THEM AN EXPERT. 256 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,763 YOU PLAY WITH FEELING. 257 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,230 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? 258 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,966 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU INSIST 259 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,934 HIDING YOUR LIGHT UNDER A BUSHEL. 260 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,202 I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING. 261 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,104 IT'S JUST THAT A MAN LIKE FRANK 262 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,239 CAN COME ALONG AND TURN A GIRL'S HEAD. 263 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,642 WELL, MAYBE HELEN WAS JUST BEING CORDIAL 264 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,744 TRYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL COMFORTABLE. 265 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,881 WELL, THAT'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO TAKE A BACK SEAT, 266 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:17,184 AND I'M CERTAIN YOU REMEMBER THAT VALEDICTORY ADDRESS. 267 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,986 YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO. 268 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,254 COULD WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? 269 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,956 ALL RIGHT WITH ME. 270 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,026 AFTER ALL, I'M THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO INTERFERE. 271 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,797 THERE'S A KIND OF A GROAN IN THERE 272 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,899 WHEN YOU GET HER UP AROUND 40. 273 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,200 GROAN? 274 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,202 WELL, THAT DON'T GIVE ME MUCH OF A CLUE. 275 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,704 WELL, IT'S A NOISE. 276 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,971 NOISE... 277 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,375 YOU SURE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CARS, DO YOU? 278 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,012 NO, GOOBER, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS. 279 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,080 WELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, I GUESS. 280 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,348 SOME DO AND SOME DON'T. 281 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,818 TAKE THAT NEW FELLA OVER AT THE SCHOOL-- 282 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,019 THAT FRANK SMITH. 283 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,286 YOU KNOW WHAT HE USED TO BE? 284 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,354 AN AUTO RACER. 285 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,823 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 286 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:56,924 I JUST DID. 287 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,091 HE DROVE IN HERE 288 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,827 AND I RAISED UP THE HOOD OF HIS CAR 289 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,228 AND HE LOOKED AT THE MOTOR 290 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,363 AND SAID, "I NEED A GASKET FOR MY FUEL PUMP." 291 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,965 HE COULD TELL JUST BY LOOKING. 292 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,233 WONDERFUL. 293 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,835 HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO WORK IN A GAS STATION. 294 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,002 WHAT ABOUT MY CAR? 295 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,237 HE'S GOOD-LOOKING, TOO. 296 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,172 HE COULD GET A DATE WITH ANY GIRL IN TOWN 297 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,241 AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT GREASE ON HIS HAIR. 298 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,243 I'D HATE FOR LYDIA TO MEET HIM. 299 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,978 THAT'D WORRY ME TO DEATH. 300 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,246 WHAT ABOUT MY CAR? 301 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,714 HUH? BRING IT IN 302 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,850 WHERE YOU CAN LEAVE IT FOR AN HOUR OR TWO. 303 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,118 I'LL TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG. 304 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,254 IF I CAN'T, I'LL ASK FRANK. 305 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:33,927 HI, PAW. 306 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,095 OPE. HOW WAS SCHOOL? 307 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,797 FINE. 308 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,966 SAY, PAW, CAN I BE A SCHOOLTEACHER WHEN I GROW UP? 309 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,469 SCHOOLTEACHER? WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A SCHOOLTEACHER? 310 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,905 WELL, I WAS JUST TALKING TO MR. SMITH. 311 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,173 BOY, HE'S SMART. 312 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,507 HE'S GONNA SHOW US HOW TO BUILD 313 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,176 AN ELECTRIC MOTOR THAT REALLY WORKS -- 314 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,944 WITH WIRES AND EVERYTHING. 315 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,981 BOY, IS HE SMART. MISS CRUMP THINKS SO, TOO. 316 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,382 OH, SHE DOES? 317 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,151 YEAH, A BUNCH OF US WERE HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER. 318 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,788 BOY, IS HE SMART. YOU SAID THAT. 319 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,355 SO, CAN I BE A TEACHER WHEN I GROW UP, PAW? 320 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,924 YEAH, YOU CAN BE A TEACHER. GO ON. 321 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,759 OKAY, PAW. BYE! 322 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,068 SARAH? IF ANYBODY'S LOOKING FOR ME, 323 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,104 I'LL BE OVER AT THE SCHOOLHOUSE. 324 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:23,010 YES, SARAH, I ALREADY MET HIM. 325 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,145 YEAH. 326 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,348 I AGREE WITH YOU. NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 327 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,885 HE'S THE SMARTEST MAN I EVER MET! 328 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,569 HI. 329 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,571 OH, HI. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 330 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,974 I WAS JUST PATROLLING UP THIS WAY. 331 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,208 THOUGHT I'D STOP BY. 332 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,110 WHY, I'M VERY GLAD YOU DID. 333 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,546 BET YOU'RE WORKING ON SCHOOL PAPERS, HUH? 334 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,349 YEAH. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A LITTLE AHEAD ON MY GRADING. 335 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:06,019 GOOD. I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU'LL HAVE A LITTLE FREE TIME TONIGHT. 336 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,889 WE USUALLY HAVE OUR MIDDLE-OF-THE-WEEK DATE IS ON THURSDAYS. 337 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,458 I KNOW, BUT THEY GOT A NEW MOVIE SHOWING TONIGHT. 338 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,828 OH? YEAH. THE MONSTER FROM MARS. 339 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,097 I WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 340 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,365 NO. 341 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,968 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD MONSTERS ON MARS. 342 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,536 YOU SEE? YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. 343 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,972 HELEN, UH... 344 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,239 OH, HELLO, ANDY. 345 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,374 HI, FRANK. 346 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,010 I CERTAINLY DID ENJOY LAST EVENING. 347 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,544 WELL, I'M AWFULLY GLAD. 348 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,381 SAY, I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING HERE, AM I? 349 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,616 OH, NO. I WAS JUST PATROLLING UP THIS WAY. 350 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,019 WELL, HELEN, THIS WILL JUST TAKE A MINUTE 351 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,854 THEN I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 352 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,089 YOU GO AHEAD. 353 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,257 THIS IS A NEW WATKINS GRADING MANUAL. 354 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,993 JUST ARRIVED FROM RALEIGH. 355 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,528 MR. TWIFORD'S ANXIOUS FOR YOU AND THE OTHER TEACHERS 356 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,863 TO LOOK IT OVER 357 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,399 BEFORE YOU MARK ANY OTHER PAPERS. 358 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,301 THIS IS, UH... MAPLE, ISN'T IT? 359 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,335 MM-HMM. 360 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,237 JAPANESE MAPLE ISN'T TOO COMMON 361 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,239 IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY... 362 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,640 OH? 363 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,642 THOUGH THEY DO HAVE THE TYPICAL EXSTIPULATE LEAVES. 364 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,412 Helen: THERE'S QUITE A BIT OF THIS AROUND MAYBERRY. 365 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,414 ONE OF MY LITTLE GIRLS BRINGS IT IN TO ME. 366 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,316 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME MIGHTY INTERESTING CLOUDS 367 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,850 OUT THERE. 368 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,421 CUMULUS, I BELIEVE THEY'RE CALLED... 369 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,889 LOTTA WATER. 370 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,624 YES, THOSE ARE INTERESTING CLOUDS. 371 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,159 CUMULUS... PRETTY. 372 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,527 JUST WONDERING, THOUGH 373 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,396 WHETHER THEY'RE CIRROCUMULUS OR ALTOCUMULUS. 374 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,965 HOW'S THAT? 375 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,433 WELL, THEY'RE QUITE SIMILAR 376 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,468 BUT THE CIRROCUMULUS ARE A BIT PUFFIER 377 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,403 AND SOMETIMES CONTAIN ICE CRYSTALS. 378 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,438 OH, YEAH. 379 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,906 Frank: WELL, I GUESS 380 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,441 I BETTER GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 381 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,243 UH, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, HELEN. 382 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,677 OKAY, FINE. THANK YOU, FRANK. 383 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,046 NICE SEEING YOU, ANDY. 384 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,413 RIGHT. 385 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,958 BOY, HE SURE IS A SHARP GUY, ISN'T HE? 386 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,392 OH, YES, HE IS. 387 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,463 WELL... 388 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,132 I GUESS I BETTER GET ON BACK. 389 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,402 THEY'LL THINK I'M IN ADULT EDUCATION. 390 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,639 WELL, UH, I'LL PICK YOU UP, THEN, ABOUT, UH, 7:00? 391 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,975 MMM, FINE. 392 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,242 NOW, DON'T YOU BE LATE. 393 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,411 WE DON'T WANT TO KEEP THE MONSTERS WAITING. 394 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,646 WELL, MAYBE I BETTER GET OVER THERE BY 6:30. 395 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,222 HEY, GOOBER. 396 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,224 HEY, ANDY, HOW YOU DOING? 397 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,359 TOP OF THE WORLD, GOOBER... 398 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,627 TOP OF THE WORLD. 399 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,628 HMM? 400 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,662 HUH? 401 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,663 SO I CAN... 402 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,931 OH. 403 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,502 WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIE TONIGHT? 404 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,636 I'M FREE. 405 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,305 NO, NO, GOOBER, I'M SORRY. 406 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,207 I GOT A DATE WITH HELEN TONIGHT. 407 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,208 ON WEDNESDAY? 408 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,575 CERTAINLY, ON WEDNESDAY. 409 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,980 WELL, I... MIGHT GO ALONE. 410 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,549 WHERE YOU RECKON YOU'LL BE SITTING? 411 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,718 BY OURSELVES. 412 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,694 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE LYDIA? 413 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,663 I HAD A DATE WITH HER, BUT SHE BROKE IT... 414 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,165 CLAIMED SHE HAD A HEADACHE. 415 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,699 OH, A LITTLE COMPETITION, HUH? 416 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,568 WELL, I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT. 417 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,371 YOU KNOW JAMES ARTHUR BEASLO OVER AT THE BUTCHER SHOP? 418 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,639 I THINK HE'S SWEET ON HER. 419 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,441 HE'S A TALL, GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 420 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,043 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A SHOWOFF... 421 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,311 ROLLS HIS T-SHIRT SLEEVES UP TO HIS SHOULDERS 422 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,148 SO YOU CAN SEE THE MUSCLES WHEN HE'S SLICING THE ROAST. 423 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,050 HE DELIVERED LAMB CHOPS AT LYDIA'S 424 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,485 AND HIS TRUCK STAYED OUT FRONT FROM 7:30 TO 11:30. 425 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,121 HE WASN'T DELIVERING LAMB CHOPS FOR NO FOUR HOURS. 426 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,723 WELL, GOOBER... 427 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:34,094 I'LL TELL YA... 428 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,097 YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM A GUY THAT KNOWS WOMEN 429 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,666 AND KNOWS THE MAN/WOMAN RELATIONSHIP-- 430 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,468 THINGS LOOK BAD RIGHT NOW 431 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,138 BUT THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE IN YOUR BACK DOOR SOME DAY. 432 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,445 * AND KISS HER ONCE FOR ME... 433 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,713 WELL... 434 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,753 WELL, MY, AREN'T YOU THE FASHION PLATE? 435 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,223 WELL, NO MORE THAN ANY OTHER NIGHT 436 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,491 WHEN I'M GOING OUT. 437 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,393 ISN'T THAT A NEW TIE, ANDY? 438 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,660 WELL, YEAH, I JUST, UH... 439 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,729 PICKED UP THE FIRST ONE OFF THE RACK. 440 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,631 WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO MEET HELEN? 441 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,100 OH, A FEW MINUTES YET. 442 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,735 OH, MY GOODNESS, DID YOU SEE WHAT TIME IT IS? 443 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,671 WELL, THIS IS TAKING A LOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. 444 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,241 OH, AND I HAVE A DATE WITH ANDY TONIGHT. 445 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,110 DID YOU SAY THAT MR. TWIFORD 446 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,378 HAD TO SEE THE RESULTS OF THIS SYSTEM 447 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,347 AT TOMORROW MORNING'S MEETING? 448 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,782 HE DID SAY THAT, BUT IF YOU HAVE A DATE... 449 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:33,386 OH, NO, WE, UH, WE BETTER STAY AND GET THIS FINISHED NOW. 450 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,455 WELL, I'LL, UH, I'LL GO CALL ANDY. 451 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,856 AND THEN AFTER THE MOVIE 452 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,526 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D GO AT THE ELKS CLUB AND DANCE. 453 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,194 WELL, THAT SOUNDS NICE 454 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,130 BUT, ANDY, IF I WERE YOU, I'D TALK UP A LITTLE MORE. 455 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,333 WELL, TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW ABOUT-- 456 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,600 BOWLING, ANYTHING. 457 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,701 MMM, YEAH.. 458 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,172 OH, THAT'S PROBABLY CLARA EDWARDS 459 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,306 ABOUT THE SOCIAL. 460 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,374 HELLO? 461 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,109 OH, HI, HONEY, I WAS JUST FIXING 462 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,744 TO COME OVER AND PICK YOU UP. 463 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,715 OH. 464 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,319 OH, WELL, NO, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 465 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,256 OH, SURE, THOSE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. 466 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,392 RIGHT, RIGHT. 467 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,394 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 468 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,200 SHE HAS TO WORK. 469 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,268 WITH FRANK? 470 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,670 IT'S THAT GRADING MANUAL. 471 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,639 OH, DEAR, AND YOU GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND EVERYTHING. 472 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,611 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST CALL UP GOOBER. 473 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,514 HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GOING TO THE MOVIES. 474 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,783 SHAME TO WASTE A CLEAN SHIRT. 475 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,824 YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? WHAT? 476 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,426 THE MONSTERS FROM MARS 477 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,461 WASN'T NO DIFFERENT THAN THE MONSTERS FROM THE MOON. 478 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,896 REMEMBER THAT? YEAH. 479 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,464 THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, 480 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,300 THESE MONSTERS HAD FOUR SETS OF TEETH. 481 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,867 MOON MONSTERS ONLY GOT THREE. YEAH. 482 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,136 I WAS WATCHING FOR THAT. MM-HMM. 483 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:03,743 WELL...HERE IT IS, QUARTER TO 10:00. 484 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,578 FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING? 485 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,946 LIKE WHAT? 486 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,615 YOU WANT TO GO TO JASPER? 487 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,650 I HEAR THEY GOT A NEW TRACTOR DISPLAY OVER THERE 488 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,884 THAT'S REALLY WORTH SEEING. 489 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,720 NO, I DON'T THINK SO, GOOBER. 490 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,355 I WANT TO CATCH THAT BEFORE IT CLOSES. 491 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,923 WELL, LISTEN, IF YO WANT TO GO... 492 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,925 IT AIN'T NO FUN GOING ALONE. 493 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,330 WELL... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GOOBER. 494 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,366 OH, I GUESS YOU'RE FIGURING ON CALLING HELEN, 495 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,700 SEE IF SHE'S FINISHED WORK? 496 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,536 NO, SHE'LL BE BUSY ALL EVENING. 497 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,904 WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY IS, YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A HAMBURGER? 498 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,640 HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 499 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,409 THAT POPCORN DON'T STAY WITH YA TOO LONG. 500 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,615 LISTEN, ANDY, IF YOU DON'T WANT 501 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,551 TO GO SEE THEM TRACTORS WITH ME 502 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,686 WELL, MAYBE I'LL ASK THAT FRANK TO GO. 503 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,421 YOU KNOW, HE SURE IS SMART. 504 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,423 WELL, HEY, FRANK, WE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 505 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,524 HI. 506 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,792 HI. HI. 507 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,927 UH, UH, GOOBER, YOU KNOW FRANK? 508 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,729 YEAH, HI. HI, GOOBER. 509 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,830 UH, ANDY... 510 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,299 FRANK, HELEN. 511 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,400 OH, ANDY... 512 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,469 THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. SIT DOWN. 513 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,670 O-OKAY. 514 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,805 ALL RIGHT... 515 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,374 WE'LL SIT RIGHT DOWN. 516 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,809 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 517 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,344 FINE, ANDY. 518 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,281 WE'VE BEEN OVER AT SCHOOL, WORKING. 519 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,448 OH, GOOD. 520 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,417 WAS YOU TWO AT THE SCHOOL BY YOURSELF? 521 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,719 WELL, MOST OF THE TEACHERS WERE THERE, EARLIER. 522 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,521 IT WAS THAT NEW GRADING SYSTEM. 523 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,623 OH, IT'S EXCELLENT. IT'S JUST EXCELLENT. 524 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,692 WE-WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT ALL EVENING. 525 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,295 I GUESS YOU HAVE TO STAY RIGHT WITH A THING LIKE THAT. 526 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,529 OH, IT'S A LOT OF WORK. 527 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,897 YOU GOT TO STAY RIGHT WITH IT. 528 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,565 OH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 529 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,835 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY CLOSED THE SCHOOL BUILDING AT 7:00. 530 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,470 WELL, THEY DO, GOOBER 531 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,672 UNLESS ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS INVOLVED IN SOMETHING... 532 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,040 WORKING OR... GRADING. 533 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,375 GRADING. GRADING. 534 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,510 Frank: WE FINISHED 535 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,445 A LITTLE EARLIER THAN WE EXPECTED 536 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,979 AND WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A BITE. 537 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:47,980 THAT'S RIGHT. 538 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,982 I GUESS YOU CAN GET HUNGRY. 539 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,784 WHAT DID YOU TWO DO? 540 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,554 WELL, WE... 541 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,789 WE WENT TO SEE THE MONSTER FROM MARS. 542 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,826 TROUBLE IS, WHEN YOU SEE ONE MONSTER, YOU'VE SEEN 'EM ALL. 543 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,596 I THINK ANDY'D ENJOYED IT MORE 544 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,897 IF YOU'D BEEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM 545 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,366 INSTEAD OF ME, THOUGH. 546 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,072 I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER 547 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,941 WITH KETCHUP, MUSTARD, HOT SAUCE, PICKLE AND ONIONS 548 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,743 FRENCH FRIES ON THE SIDE AND A ORANGE TO DRINK. 549 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,311 WHAT YOU WANT, ANDY? JUST COFFEE. 550 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,513 HE'LL JUST HAVE COFFEE. 551 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,617 WELL, THIS SURE HAS BEEN 552 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,686 A NICE EVENING. 553 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,854 SAY, ANDY 554 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,055 THEY CHANGE THE MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT. 555 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,857 IF HELEN AND FRANK HAVE TO WORK AGAIN... 556 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,626 OH, NO, NO. WE'RE THROUGH. WE'VE GOT IT ALL WRAPPED UP. 557 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,997 $22.95 FOR IT DOWN THE STREET. 558 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,466 IT'S A NICER STORE 559 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,833 BUT I'LL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN. 560 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,669 IT ISN'T SEVEN DOLLARS' WORTH OF NICER. 561 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,371 IT'S JUST THIS PLAIN LITTLE DRESS 562 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,972 BUTTONS DOWN THE FRONT, SHORT SLEEVES... 563 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,407 YOU LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU? 564 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,408 WHAT? 565 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,809 FRANK SMITH, THAT'S WHAT. 566 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,010 OH, ANDY. 567 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,912 YOU SURE FINISHED WORK EARLY, DIDN'T YOU? 568 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,781 WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF? 569 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,015 I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU. 570 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,550 YOU FINISHED WORK EARLY. 571 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,852 YES, WE DID. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AT? 572 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,721 NOTHING. NOT A THING IN THIS WORLD. 573 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,656 ALL I KNOW IS I ASKED YOU FOR A DATE. 574 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,891 YOU SAID, "WE USUALLY HAVE 575 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,959 OUR MIDDLE-OF-THE-WEEK DATE ON THURSDAY." 576 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,961 YOU FINALLY CONSENTED TO GIVE ME A DATE 577 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,431 THEN CALLED ME UP AND SAID YOU HAD TO WORK 578 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,999 ON THAT BLAMED GRADING MANUAL 579 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,534 SO I CALLED UP GOOBER 580 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,636 AND WE WENT IN THE DINER AND THERE YOU ARE 581 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:19,138 SITTING ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE BOOTH WITH FRANK. 582 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,540 YES, WE USUALLY DO HAVE 583 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,709 OUR MIDDLE-OF-THE-WEEK DATE ON THURSDAY 584 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,677 AND, YES, WE DI HAVE TO WORK LATE 585 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:28,014 AND, YES, WE DID FINISH THE BLAMED GRADING MANUAL EARLY. 586 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,082 AND WE WENT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT AND HAD A NICE CHAT 587 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,751 AND WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT? 588 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,120 NOTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD THE MATTER WITH THAT. 589 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,556 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I STAND. 590 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,025 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH ME, YOU RUN WITH ME. 591 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:42,128 AND IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH HIM, YOU CAN RUN WITH HIM. 592 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,896 JUST KINDA MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 593 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,833 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT FRANK SMITH. 594 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,169 HE HAPPENS TO BE A VERY PLEASANT MAN WHO WORKS VERY HARD 595 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,039 AND HE HAPPENS TO HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF KNOWLEDGE 596 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,808 AND HE HAPPENS TO BE VERY PLEASANT TO TALK TO 597 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,778 AND THAT'S WHERE IT BEGINS AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS 598 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,613 AND IF YOU INSIST ON REFERRING 599 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,114 TO GOING OUT WITH SOMEBODY 600 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,517 BY SUCH A VULGAR TERM AS "RUNNING WITH" 601 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,785 THEN, YES, I WILL DECIDE 602 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,787 WITH WHOM I WILL AND WILL NOT RUN. 603 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,756 ANDY, YOU CAME OVER HERE ACCUSING ME 604 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,158 OF ALL SORTS OF IRREGULARITIES AND I THINK... 605 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,761 WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT 606 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,763 TO INTERFERE IN MY OWN PERSONAL LIFE. 607 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,398 WHO I GO OUT WITH HAPPENS TO BE MY OWN PERSONAL... 608 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,135 I'LL GO OUT WITH WHOMEVER I PLEA... 609 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,439 AND WHAT'S MORE, I... 610 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,743 Goober: I THOUGHT I SAW Y'ALL. 611 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,746 I JUST REMEMBERED THE MOVIE, THE ANTEATERS FROM OUTER SPACE. 612 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,015 I'LL ASK FRANK IF HE WANTS TO GO. 613 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,591 DID HE GET OFF ALL RIGHT? 614 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,826 OH, YES, HE TOOK THE 4:00 TRAIN. 615 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,861 HE WAS A NICE FELLA, YOU KNOW THAT? 616 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,163 WASN'T HE? HE WAS SO INTERESTING. 617 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:55,067 I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THAT EVENING HE SPENT WITH US. 618 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,069 TOO BAD HE COULDN'T STAY A LITTLE LONGER. 619 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,472 GIVE US A CHANCE TO HAVE HIM OVER AGAIN. 620 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,741 YOU MIGHT GET ANOTHER CHANCE. 621 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,643 HE'S COMING BACK IN ABOUT A MONTH 622 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,845 TO CHECK THE RESULTS OF THAT GRADING SYSTEM. 623 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,549 OH? MM-HMM. 624 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,984 MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HIM OVER THE FIRST NIGHT HE'S IN TOWN. 625 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,086 YES, OF COURSE. 626 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,988 WANT TO LISTEN TO A LITTLE MUSIC? 627 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,558 OH, FINE. 628 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,495 ANDY... 629 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,097 I'M CERTAIN YOU REMEMBER YOUR VALEDICTORY ADDRESS. 630 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:28,167 WHY DON'T YOU DO IT FOR HELEN? I KNOW SHE'D ENJOY IT. 631 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,672 FELLOW STUDENTS, MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY, 632 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:36,643 HONORED GUESTS, WE WHO ARE GOING FORTH INTO THE WORLD... 44183

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