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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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GEE, THIS CARNIVAL'S
BIGGER THAN LAST YEAR'S.
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IT SURE IS.
THEY GOT MORE RIDES, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, I'D FORGOTTEN
WHAT A CARNIVAL WAS LIKE.
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OH, I WANT
SOME COTTON CANDY, TOO.
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YOU'RE KIDDIN'?
NO.
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MAYBE IF YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL,
I'LL GET YOU A BALLOON.
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HEY, OPE, YOU WANT TO GO
ON THE FERRIS WHEEL?
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I DON'T KNOW.
CAN'T SPEND ALL MY MONEY.
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GOTTA BUY PAW
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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WELL, YOU CAN SPEND SOME,
CAN'T YOU?
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JUST BUY HIM
A CHEAPER PRESENT.
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WELL, I GUESS SO, BUT I WANT TO
GET HIM SOMETHING GOOD.
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WHY DON'T WE GO WATCH
THE BUMPER CARS?
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YEAH!
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PAW, WE'RE GOING ON
UP AHEAD.
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OKAY.
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BE CAREFUL
AND BE HOME FOR SUPPER!
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SOMETIMES I WISH
I WAS A KID AGAIN.
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YEAH. I HAD A GOOD TIME
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG' UN.
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Barker:
A GENUINE SWISS WATCH...
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WIN YOURSELF A GENUINE
BONE-HANDLE CARVING SET
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FROM THE ORIENT.
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PRIZES, PRIZES.
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FIVE, COUNT 'EM, FIVE--
FIVE SHOTS FOR A QUARTER.
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WIN YOURSELF
A GENUINE SWISS WATCH.
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WIN YOURSELF A GENUINE
BONE-HANDLE CARVING SET
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FROM THE ORIENT.
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PRIZES, PRIZES.
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AREN'T YOU GONNA
TRY AGAIN, MISTER?
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WELL, TRY 'EM, TRY 'EM.
PRIZES GALORE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY THERE,
TARZAN?
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER
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AND WIN YOURSELF A PRIZE.
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I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE
LET THAT RUBE WIN.
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WE'VE HAD NOTHIN'
BUT LOSERS ALL DAY.
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AH, HE'S HAD A CHANCE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THE WAY
YOU GOT THAT SIGHT BENT,
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HE MIGHT AS WELL BE SHOOTIN'
THAT GUN UPSIDE DOWN.
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NOW, LISTEN, IF WE'RE
GONNA GET A CROWD,
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WE GOTTA HAVE A WINNER.
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GET THE GOOD GUN.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT DO YA SAY THERE, MAN?
WHAT DO YA SAY?
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WHY DON'T YOU WIN THE BEAUTIFUL
GIRL A NICE HAIR DRYER?
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THERE.
YOU GOT A WINNER.
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WHO'S GONNA BE
THE NEXT SHILL?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE THOSE KIDS
OVER THERE.
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YEAH.
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A KID GETS 'EM
ALL THE TIME.
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Barker:
STEP RIGHT UP HERE, SONNY,
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AND WIN YOURSELF A PRIZE--
A FISHING POLE OR A JACKKNIFE--
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TAKE YOUR PICK.
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ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH
TO SHOOT, SONNY?
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I GUESS SO.
THOSE .22s YOU GOT?
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YES, SIR.
GREATEST GUN YOU EVER HELD.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A CHANCE?
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YEAH, OPE,
WHY DON'T YA?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY.
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TELL YOU
WHAT WE'LL DO, SON.
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TRY A FREE SHOT ON US.
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CAN I?
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YES, SIR,
YOU COME OVER HERE
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AND LET ME SEE YOU KNOCK DOWN
THAT LITTLE BIRD.
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UH-OH, WE GOT TROUBLE.
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WE GOT A REAL WINNER HERE,
FOLKS.
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LET'S SEE
WHAT THE LITTLE BOY CAN DO.
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STEP RIGHT UP!
GO ON, KID.
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TAKE ANOTHER SHOT.
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THAT'S GREAT, OPE.
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HEY, CAN I TAKE
ANOTHER SHOT?
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TAKE FIVE MORE, SON.
THAT'LL BE 25 CENTS.
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WE GOT A REAL WINNER
HERE, FOLKS.
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BOY'S GONNA SHOOT US
OUT OF BUSINESS.
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YES, SIR, A BOY
DOING A MAN'S WORK.
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YOU GOTTA SEE IT
TO BELIEVE IT.
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JUST A MINUTE, MISTER.
WHY DON'T YOU STAND OVER HERE?
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IF A BOY CAN DO IT,
YOU CAN DO IT.
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STEP RIGHT UP.
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
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FIVE FOR A QUARTER.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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FIVE SHOTS
FOR A QUARTER.
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Opie:
AUNT BEE! AUNT BEE!
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AUNT BEE! AUNT BEE!
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LOOK WHAT I WON --
A GENUINE CERAMIC PELICAN.
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WELL, WHERE DID
YOU WIN THAT?
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SHOOTIN' GALLERY
OVER AT THE CARNIVAL.
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IT'S PRETTY, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, YES.
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YES, THAT'S VERY PRETTY.
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MM-HMM.
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I COULD HAVE TAKEN
A NAPKIN HOLDER
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WITH A PICTURE OF A LOG CABIN
ON IT, BUT THIS WAS NICER.
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WELL, I THINK
YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
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IT OUGHT TO GO REAL NICE
ON THE MANTELPIECE
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RIGHT NEXT TO THE CLOCK.
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WELL, THAT IS AN IDEA,
OPIE,
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BUT THE LIVING ROOM'S
AWFULLY CROWDED.
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I WAS THINKING,
WOULDN'T THAT LOOK NICE
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IN YOUR OWN ROOM
ON YOUR DRESSER?
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WELL...
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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA --
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I COULD GIVE IT TO PAW
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
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AND HE COULD KEEP IT
DOWN AT THE OFFICE.
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WELL,
I SUPPOSE HE COULD...
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BUT, OPIE, I DON'T THINK
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THAT'S QUITE THE RIGHT PRESENT
FOR A GROWN-UP MAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU GETTING HIM,
AUNT BEE?
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I GOT HIM A SHIRT.
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I WONDER WHAT ELSE HE NEEDS.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HE'S A HARD MAN
TO BUY GIFTS FOR.
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MAYBE IF YOU KEPT YOUR EYES AND
EARS OPEN, HE'D SAY SOMETHING.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, HE MIGHT DROP
A FEW HINTS...
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LIKE YOU DID LAST CHRISTMAS
ABOUT THE TOOL CHEST.
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DID YOU REALLY KNOW
I WAS HINTING?
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WELL, WE KIND OF GOT
THE IDEA
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WHEN YOU LEFT
YOUR ENGLISH COMPOSITION
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ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE.
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THAT'S A HINT?
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WHEN THE TITLE READS,
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"WHAT I WOULD DO
IF I HAD A TOOL CHEST,"
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YES,
I'D SAY THAT WAS HINTING.
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HMM...
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IT'S QUIET.
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MM-HMM.
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YOU KNOW,
IT USUALLY IS AT THIS TIME.
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I GUESS PEOPLE HAVE DINNER
AND THEY SETTLE BACK.
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IT'S SO NICE AND PEACEFUL.
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YEAH.
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HOW'D YOU LIKE ME TO LIVEN
THINGS UP A LITTLE?
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WHAT?
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WATCH THIS.
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ANDY!
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STOP IT.
WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU?
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WHAT'S GOING ON, PAW?
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OH, NOTHIN'.
JUST FOOLIN' AROUND.
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HEY, PAW, FINISHED MY HOMEWORK.
CAN I COME OUT FOR AWHILE?
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SURE. COME ON OUT.
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ANDY, I FORGOT--
OPIE'S GONNA TRY TO FIND OUT
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WHAT YOU WANT
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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PLAY ALONG.
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OKAY.
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HOW YOU DOIN', SPORT?
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OH, GREAT.
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I WISH YOU COULDA BEEN THERE
THIS AFTERNOON.
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HIT FIVE BULLS IN A ROW.
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MAN SAID IT WAS
THE BEST SHOT HE EVER SAW.
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NO KIDDIN'.
YEAH.
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JOHNNY PAUL WON A BASEBALL BAT
AT THE RING TOSS.
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WELL, BOY. SOUND LIKE YOU-ALL
HAD A BIG AFTERNOON.
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YEAH.
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BET THEY HAVE LOTS OF NICE GIFTS
AND PRIZES AT THE CARNIVAL.
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YEAH.
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THEY HAVE SUCH A LARGE
SELECTION-- LOVELY THINGS.
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YEAH.
WE SAW A LOT OF NICE THINGS.
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WELL, WHAT KIND OF THINGS
DID YOU SEE, OPE?
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WELL, TOASTERS
AND JACKKNIFES.
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MM
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THEY HAD AN ASHTRAY
AND A HUNTING KNIFE.
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THEY HAD A HUNTING KNIFE.
UH-HUH.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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THEY HAD SOME NICE
BOOKENDS,
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AND A PENCIL SHARPENER,
TOO.
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HMM.
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SOUND LIKE THEY GOT
A LOT OF NICE PRIZES DOWN THERE.
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YEAH.
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UH, PAW, SUPPOSIN' YOU HAD
ONE OF THOSE WISHIN' LAMPS
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WHERE YOU COULD WISH FOR
ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR, EVEN IF
IT WASN'T AT THE CARNIVAL?
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ANYTHING?
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MM, GEE, LET'S SEE--
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WELL, I GUESS
I'D WISH FOR A, UH...
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FOR A NEW GUITAR.
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NEW GUITAR, HUH?
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HOW MUCH ARE THEY, PAW?
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OH, A GOOD ONE, $150-200.
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OH.
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SUPPOSE YOU HAD TO MAKE A WISH
ON A LITTLE LAMP.
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WHAT WOULD YOU
WISH FOR THEN?
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A LITTLE LAMP?
LITTLE LAMP.
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LET'S SEE, UH...
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I GUESS, UH, ON A LITTLE LAMP,
I'D WISH FOR UH, OH...
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UM...A COUPLE PAIRS OF SOCKS--
SOLID COLORS...
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COUPLE UNDERSHIRTS.
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YOU MEAN YOU'D WASTE A WISH
ON UNDERSHIRTS?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SHOULD NOT WASTE A WISH
ON UNDERSHIRTS.
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SHOULD BE SOMETHING
IMPORTANT.
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UH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'D WISH FOR?
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A BASKETBALL.
YEAH.
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BE GOOD FOR ME-- EXERCISE.
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YOU COULD USE IT, TOO.
WE GOT THAT HOOP OUT BACK.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU'D WISH FOR, HUH,
A BASKETBALL?
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YEAH. A BASKETBALL.
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WELL,
I GUESS I'LL GO IN.
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I'LL SEE YOU.
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I THINK YOU DID
VERY WELL, OPIE.
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YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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WELL, HE TOLD YOU
WHAT HE WANTED.
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YEAH, BUT A BASKETBALL.
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I DON'T THINK
HE REALLY WANTS ONE.
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HE JUST SAID THAT
'CAUSE HE THINKS I WANT ONE.
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WELL, WHERE'D HE GET
THAT IDEA?
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FROM ME. I ASKED HIM
FOR A BASKETBALL LAST WEEK.
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OH.
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GEE, I SURE WISH I KNEW
WHAT TO GET HIM.
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I GAVE MY FATHER A TIE-HOLDER
ONCE THAT I MADE IN SCHOOL.
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YOU DID?
YEAH.
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HE LIKED IT SO MUCH THAT
HE PUT IT IN THE STOREROOM.
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HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT
TO WEAR IT OUT.
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I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING GOOD
THIS YEAR.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GET HIM
A KEY HOLDER?
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YOU KNOW, WITH A LITTLE
FLASHLIGHT ON IT?
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PAW'S ALREADY GOT
ONE OF THOSE.
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HE GOT IT AT THE SHERIFF'S
CONVENTION WITH HIS NAME ON IT.
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GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO GET
FOR THREE DOLLARS?
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GEE, I SURE WISH I HAD
SOME MORE MONEY.
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THEN I COULD GET HIM
SOMETHING NICE.
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HEY, JOHNNY PAUL, I KNOW WHERE
I COULD GET HIM SOMETHING GOOD,
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00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,010
AND IT WOULDN'T
HARDLY COST ME ANYTHING.
228
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,312
COME ON.
I'LL SHOW YA.
229
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,851
THERE HE IS --
THE BIG WINNER, CHARLIE.
230
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,919
HI, THERE.
BACK TO CLEAN US OUT, EH?
231
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,055
NOPE, I JUST WANT TO WIN
THAT RAZOR.
232
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,290
THERE YOU GO.
IT'S A BEAUTY, ISN'T IT?
233
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,892
BOY,
PAW'S GONNA LIKE THIS.
234
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,026
SURE IS SMOOTH-LOOKIN'.
235
00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,628
IF YOU WANT TO WIN THAT,
236
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,396
YOU GOTTA GET FIVE BULLS
IN THE LITTLE TARGET.
237
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,933
MAKE THE BELL RING FIVE TIMES,
THE RAZOR'S YOURS.
238
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,034
OKAY.
239
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,070
GOOD LUCK, BOY.
240
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,357
COME ON.
TAKE YOUR TIME, OPE.
241
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,227
THAT'S RIGHT.
RELAX, SON.
242
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,335
COME ON, OPE.
YOU ONLY GOT A QUARTER LEFT.
243
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,137
YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW, SON.
244
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,073
I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE SPENT ALMOST $3.
245
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,175
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET A RAZOR
LIKE THAT FOR THREE BUCKS?
246
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,877
THIS IS
THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME.
247
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:47,748
GEE, OPIE, YOU WON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY LEFT TO BUY ANYTHING.
248
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,284
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
I WON THE FIRST TIME.
249
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,820
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, SON.
250
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,422
NEVER MIND.
I CAN'T WIN NOW.
251
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,166
NOW,
WHERE'D I PUT THAT THING?
252
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,037
OH, HI, BOYS.
Opie: HI, PAW.
253
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,040
You better
tell him the truth.
254
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,374
I can't.
255
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,043
He's going to know
you're fibbing.
256
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,244
Not unless
you tell him.
257
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,478
WHAT ARE YOU
WHISPERING ABOUT?
258
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,980
OH, NOTHING, PAW.
259
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,483
UH...
260
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,820
BOY, WHEN I LOSE SOMETHING,
I REALLY LOSE IT.
261
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,288
WHAT'D YOU LOSE, PAW?
262
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,792
OH, THE ENVELOPE WITH
THE INSURANCE PAPERS IN IT.
263
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,294
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAIL IT
YESTERDAY.
264
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,097
GET ME THAT OTHER WASTEBASKET
OUT OF THE BACK ROOM.
265
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,131
OKAY.
266
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,435
OPIE, THIS AIN'T
A GOOD TIME TO ASK HIM.
267
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,872
I HAVE TO ASK NOW.
TOMORROW'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
268
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,840
YOU GONNA BRING ME
THE WASTEBASKET OR NOT?
269
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,109
YEAH, PAW.
270
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,377
HERE.
271
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,881
PAW...I WAS WONDERING
272
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:57,117
IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE AN ADVANCE
ON MY ALLOWANCE.
273
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,251
WHAT KIND
OF AN ADVANCE?
274
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,153
OH, NOT MUCH.
EIGHT WEEKS.
275
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,956
EIGHT WEEKS?
SIX WEEKS?
276
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,058
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?
277
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,160
OH...
278
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:10,297
I SAID,
WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?
279
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,432
WELL...
280
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,802
THE BRAKE ON MY BIKE
WAS SLIPPING.
281
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,403
I WAS
GONNA GET IT FIXED.
282
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,773
OH. WELL, TAKE IT OVER TO
HENRY'S AND TELL HIM TO FIX IT.
283
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,174
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
284
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,943
TAKE THAT BACK.
285
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,515
YOU JUST GOT TO TELL HIM
THE TRUTH.
286
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,317
I CAN'T.
IT'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.
287
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,518
YOU JUST GOT TO.
288
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,389
UH, PAW?
289
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,158
OH, THERE IT IS!
290
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,860
HOW ABOUT THAT --
UNDER THE BLOTTER.
291
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,461
OH, I'M GONNA HAVE TIME
TO MAKE THE MAIL.
292
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,063
PAW.
293
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,338
HEY, GOOBER.
HEY, OPE.
294
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,073
YOU BUSY?
WAS.
295
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,442
HAD THREE FLATS, TWO LUBES,
AND THREE OUT-OF-GASSES.
296
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,877
DOG FIGHT, TOO.
297
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,545
CHOW AND A COLLIE,
RIGHT OUT THERE.
298
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,180
GOOBER, I WAS WONDERING
299
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,215
IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I COULD
DO HERE TO EARN MONEY--
300
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,851
WASHING WINDOWS
OR SOMETHING.
301
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,118
NO, THAT'S MY JOB.
302
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,020
WALLY WOULDN'T PAY NOBODY
TO DO IT.
303
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,288
HARDLY PAYS ME TO DO IT.
304
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,063
WHAT YOU NEED MONEY
FOR, OPE?
305
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,130
OH, I JUST NEED SOME.
306
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,899
WHY DON'T YOU ASK
YOUR PAW?
307
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,301
CAN'T DO THAT-- THE MONEY'S
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
308
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,103
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE?
309
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,572
I LOST MY ALLOWANCE.
TWO WHOLE MONTHS' WORTH.
310
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,175
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
311
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,177
SHOOTING GALLERY
OVER AT THE CARNIVAL,
312
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,112
TRYING TO WIN PAW
AN ELECTRIC RAZOR.
313
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,413
THAT'S A SHAME.
314
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,448
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW.
315
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,051
HEY!
I BET I COULD WIN THAT RAZOR.
316
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,452
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S PRETTY HARD.
317
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,054
I CAN SHOOT.
WON THE TURKEY SHOOT
318
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,455
AT MOUNT PILOT
TWO YEARS RUNNING.
319
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,423
YOU DID?
320
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,392
YEAH.
IT'S ALL IN THE EYE.
321
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,261
I WAS BORN WITH A GOOD PUPIL.
JUST LUCKY.
322
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,063
YOU REALLY THINK YOU
COULD WIN THAT RAZOR?
323
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,332
OPE, TWO THINGS I KNOW ABOUT
IS CARS AND GUNS.
324
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,035
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ELSE,
BUT I DO KNOW CARS AND GUNS.
325
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,436
GEE, GOOB,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
326
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,005
NOW, YOU RUN OVER
AND GET HARVEY
327
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,639
AND HE CAN SPELL ME HERE
FOR HALF AN HOUR.
328
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,441
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
OKAY, GOOBER. BYE.
329
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,610
THAT RAZOR'S IN THE BAG.
330
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,119
HEY, SPORT.
331
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,187
YOU FELLERS STILL GOT A RAZOR
HERE FOR A PRIZE?
332
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,656
YES, SIR.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WIN IT.
333
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,125
WHAT DOES IT TAKE?
334
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,627
FIVE BULLS
IN THE SMALL TARGET, COWBOY.
335
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:24,631
WELL, YOU CAN WRAP UP
THAT RAZOR RIGHT NOW.
336
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,834
WATCH THIS.
337
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,677
WELL, LET'S HAVE
THAT RAZOR.
338
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,312
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU,
COWBOY.
339
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,081
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT
THE TARGET.
340
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,516
I DIDN'T?
341
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,684
I'LL BE DOGGED.
342
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,019
HOW'D I MISS?
343
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,220
IF YOU DIDN'T WET THE SIGHT,
344
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,621
MAYBE YOU'D BE ABLE TO SEE
SOMETHING.
345
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,925
WELL, I WAS JUST WARMING UP.
I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
346
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,295
OH, YOU'RE RUSTY.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUN?
347
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,098
JUST KEEP YOUR FINGER
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, TRY AGAIN.
348
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,501
WELL, COULDN'T TAKE MORE
THAN ANOTHER QUARTER.
349
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,576
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
350
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,412
GIVE ME
ANOTHER DOLLAR'S WORTH.
351
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,513
A CAKE WITH CANDLES?
352
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,048
OH, AUNT BEE'S GOING ALL OUT
353
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,583
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT.
354
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,385
I WISH
SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
355
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,954
BIRTHDAY PARTIES
ARE FOR WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
356
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,689
OH, NOW, IT'S GONNA
BE FUN, ANDY.
357
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,357
I SAW AUNT BEE
AT THE MARKET,
358
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,459
AND SHE WAS BUYING PARTY FAVORS
AND NAPKINS
359
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,161
AND A COUPLE BOXES
OF CANDLES.
360
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,131
A COUPLE OF BOXES?
I'M NOT THAT OLD.
361
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,400
THEY WERE ON SALE.
OH.
362
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,436
HEY, GOOBER.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
363
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,737
CELLULOID KEWPIE DOLL.
364
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,206
HEY, HELEN.
HELLO, GOOBER.
365
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,340
LOOKS LIKE A NICE ONE.
366
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,674
AIN'T WORTH $4.75.
367
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,510
$4.75?
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
368
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,645
SHOOTING GALLERY
OVER AT THE CARNIVAL.
369
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,248
ANDY...
I'M A GOOD SHOT, AIN'T I?
370
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,083
I'D SAY SO.
371
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,551
MUST BE MY EYES, THEN.
372
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,287
HELEN, IS ANYTHING WRONG
WITH MY EYES? YOU A TEACHER.
373
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,989
THEY LOOK FINE TO ME,
GOOBER.
374
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,590
WHY DON'T YOU ASK FLOYD
TO LOOK AT 'EM?
375
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,658
HE'S A BARBER.
376
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,728
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR EYES, GOOBER.
377
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,696
HOW YOU KNOW?
'CAUSE I'M THE SHERIFF.
378
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,432
OH.
379
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,168
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
I PROMISED OPIE -- OOPS.
380
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,638
WHAT'D YOU PROMISE OPIE?
UH, NOTHING.
381
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,440
NOW, WHAT IS IT?
I CAN'T TELL YA.
382
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,642
COME ON, YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT OPIE. WHAT IS IT?
383
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,144
SORRY, ANDY. SORRY.
384
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,611
JUST A SECOND.
385
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,447
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME
386
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,082
THAT YOU SHOULD TELL ME,
SO TELL ME.
387
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,484
CAN'T.
MAYBE HE'S GOT
A GOOD REASON.
388
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,119
IT'S SOMETHING
PERSONAL AND IMPORTANT,
389
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,287
AND IF YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS,
390
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,056
YOU'D THANK ME
FOR NOT TELLING YOU.
391
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,590
YOU BETTER TELL ME.
I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU DO TO ME.
392
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,225
LOCK ME UP-- ANYTHING.
I AIN'T TALKING.
393
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,426
GOOBER.
I'LL TELL YA.
394
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,562
WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, SHERIFF.
395
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,630
RIGHT.
396
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,599
GOOD-BYE.
397
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,134
WELL,
THERE'S NOTHING ON 'EM.
398
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,735
BUT YOU DO THINK THEY'RE
CROOKED, DON'T YOU?
399
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,404
WELL, SOMETHING'S FISHY.
400
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,373
I KNOW OPIE CAN SHOOT, AND I
BEEN HUNTING WITH YOU, GOOB.
401
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,440
YOU GONNA ARREST 'EM, ANDY?
402
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,776
WELL,
I DON'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE.
403
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,213
OF COURSE, THERE IS ONE THING
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO.
404
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,514
YOU GO GET OPIE
AND BRING HIM
405
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,383
BY THE SHOOTING GALLERY
IN ABOUT AN HOUR,
406
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,451
AND I'LL SEE IF WE CAN
STRAIGHTEN THIS THING OUT.
407
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,653
POOR OPIE, HE SURE WAS DROOPIN'
WHEN I SEEN HIM.
408
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,055
SHOULD I TELL HIM ANYTHING?
409
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,523
NO.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
410
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,725
I WON'T SAY A WORD.
NOTHING WILL MAKE ME TALK.
411
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,760
LOCK ME UP,
DO ANYTHING...
GET GOING.
412
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,233
EVERYBODY'S A WINNER.
EVERYBODY'S A WINNER.
413
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,069
THERE. HE JUST KNOCKED DOWN
THE LITTLE BIRDIE.
414
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,238
ONE MORE SHOT,
AND HE GETS A PRIZE.
415
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,740
THERE HE IS.
HE'S THE WINNER, THE BIG WINNER.
416
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,144
MISTER, YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE
OF A GENUINE THERMOMETER
417
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,147
OR A GENUINE SIAMESE CAT
DIRECT FROM THE ORIENT.
418
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,748
WELL, HE WON.
YEAH.
419
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:32,185
DON'T APPEAR TO BE TOO GOOD
A SHOT, EITHER, DOES HE?
420
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,820
WHO'S NEXT?
WHO'S NEXT?
421
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,422
WHO'S GOING TO BE
OUR NEXT WINNER?
422
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,690
SEE HIM PUT THAT GUN
UNDER THE COUNTER?
423
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,326
WELL, HE HAS OTHERS.
424
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,694
YEAH, BUT I'LL BET THERE'S
ONLY ONE GOOD GUN.
425
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,762
OH.
426
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:43,830
COME ON.
427
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,398
HOWDY.
HOWDY.
428
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,667
GONNA SHOW THE LITTLE LADY
WHAT A HOT SHOT YOU ARE?
429
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,536
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
430
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,704
UH, .22s, HUH?
I SHOOT A LOT OF SHOTGUN.
431
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,407
NOTHING LIKE A .22--
LIGHT, FAST, EASY TO HANDLE.
432
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,442
THAT RIGHT?
433
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,277
THINK I OUGHT TO
CHANCE IT?
434
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,378
SURE. TRY.
435
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,847
YOU SAY IT'S, UH...
25 CENTS?
436
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,483
THAT'S RIGHT. EVERYTHING COSTS
A LITTLE MORE THESE DAYS.
437
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,153
WELL, THERE.
I GUESS.
438
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,821
I BELIEVE I'LL TRY TO SHOOT
ONE OF THOSE DUCKS THERE.
439
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,190
I SHOOT DUCKS SOMETIMES.
440
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,859
THEN YOU AIN'T GOT
NO PROBLEM.
441
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,733
HUH.
442
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,636
I COULD HAVE SWORN
I WAS RIGHT ON THEM DUCKS.
443
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,871
WELL, TRY AGAIN.
444
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,673
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THIS GUN?
445
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,775
IT SEEMS TO BE POINTING
A LITTLE TOWARDS THE LEFT.
446
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,411
ONLY THING WRONG WITH THAT GUN,
LADY, IS HIS AIM.
447
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,222
TOO BAD.
TRY ANOTHER QUARTER'S WORTH.
448
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,456
YOU'LL GET
THE HANG OF IT, MISTER.
449
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,392
WELL, GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
450
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,826
QUARTER LIKE THAT.
451
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,495
COME ON.
452
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,332
THE SIGHTS ARE BENT.
453
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,568
UH, WE'S, UH...
454
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,270
WE'S TALKING ABOUT IT,
455
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,339
AND, UH, MAYBE I WILL TRY
ANOTHER QUARTER'S WORTH.
456
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,907
AIM A LITTLE BIT
TO THE RIGHT.
457
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,342
WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.
458
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,244
HERE'S ONE ALL LOADED
AND READY TO GO.
459
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,479
I'LL JUST KEEP THIS 'UN,
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT.
460
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,348
I'M GETTING USED TO IT,
YOU KNOW?
461
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,183
WELL, ANYTHING YOU SAY,
BUT...
462
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:14,354
OH, WELL, THIS WON'T TAKE
BUT A MINUTE.
463
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,903
HAVE TO BEND
THAT SIGHT MORE.
464
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,873
I'D LIKE TO BEND THE BARREL
RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD.
465
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,409
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO
SWITCH GUNS ON HIM ONCE.
466
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,777
WE GOTTA
GET RID OF HIM.
467
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,947
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT
THIS TIME, HELEN?
468
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,415
I THINK THE PERCOLATOR.
OKAY.
469
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,716
YOU WANT TO
LOAD 'EM UP AGAIN?
470
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,285
MIGHT AS WELL
STAY HERE ALL DAY.
471
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,887
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SHOW'S OVER. SORRY.
472
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,522
COME BACK TOMORROW.
473
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,524
PICK UP YOUR STUFF, PAL.
WE'RE CLOSING UP.
474
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,659
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
475
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,261
I SAID,
"WE'RE CLOSING UP."
476
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,795
I SAID,
"NO, YOU'RE NOT."
477
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,265
HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
WAIT A MINUTE, SHERIFF.
478
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,799
WE AIN'T DONE
NOTHING WRONG.
479
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,968
OH, NO.
WAY YOU BENT THOSE SIGHTS,
480
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,538
I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T HAVE
PEOPLE SHOOTING ONE ANOTHER.
481
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,740
SHERIFF, WE DIDN'T KNOW
THE SIGHTS WERE BENT.
482
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,843
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE SNUCK IN
AND DONE 'EM.
SURE.
483
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,612
THEN SWITCHING GUNS
JUST WHEN YOU'RE GETTING
484
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,281
USED TO THE ONE
YOU'RE SHOOTING--
485
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,848
YOU COULD KEEP A GUY MISSING
ALL DAY, YOU KNOW THAT?
486
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,417
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU
A LOADED GUN.
487
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,518
I WASN'T
SWITCHING ON YOU.
488
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,886
YEAH, YEAH.
489
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,490
IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE
CARNIVALS A BAD NAME.
490
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,595
NOW, YOU GOT ONE GOOD GUN
UNDER HERE,
491
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,931
AND YOUR NEXT CUSTOMER'S
GONNA USE IT.
492
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,500
THERE'S A LITTLE BOY
COMING BY,
493
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,001
AND HE'S GONNA BE SHOOTING
FOR THAT ELECTRIC RAZOR.
494
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,604
HEY, I GET IT.
DON'T WORRY, SHERIFF.
495
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,806
HE'S GONNA WIN.
YEAH, HE'LL WIN FOR SURE.
496
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,474
NO FIXIN'.
497
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,277
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, WIN
OR LOSE, HE'LL DO IT HIMSELF.
498
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,713
NOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
499
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,515
I'M PUTTING YOU
ON NOTICE,
500
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,783
AND I'M PUTTING YOUR NAMES
ON THE BUNCO LIST
501
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,653
AND SENDING THEM TO EVERY
SHERIFF'S OFFICE IN THE STATE,
502
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:58,291
SO IF I WERE YOU,
I'D STRAIGHTEN THOSE SIGHTS.
503
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,592
YEAH.
504
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:05,332
THANKS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
505
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,735
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
GLAD TO SEE YA.
506
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,470
GO AHEAD, OPE.
507
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,038
I DON'T KNOW.
508
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,840
GO ON.
WE GOT 50 CENTS.
509
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,842
COME TO DO SOME MORE SHOOTING,
SON, HUH?
510
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,009
FAIR AND SQUARE.
511
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,711
MAYBE.
512
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,582
NOT THAT ONE, STUPID.
513
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,017
HERE YOU ARE, SON.
USE THIS ONE.
514
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,053
GO AHEAD, OPE.
FIRE AWAY.
515
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,021
NOW, REMEMBER --
HIT THE LITTLE TARGET.
516
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,690
MAKE THE BELL RING
FIVE TIMES.
517
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,693
WELL, HERE GOES.
518
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,482
ALL I NEED'S ONE MORE.
519
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,016
TAKE YOUR TIME.
520
00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:01,454
YEAH. WHATEVER YOU DO, SON,
PLEASE -- TAKE YOUR TIME.
521
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,089
OH, COME ON, OPIE.
522
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,429
I WON IT!
YOU DID IT, OPE!
523
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,698
YOU'RE A GOOD SHOT,
YOU ARE.
524
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,066
BOY, IS PAW GONNA BE SURPRISED
WHEN HE SEES THAT.
525
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,503
BOY!
526
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,409
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
I LOOKED ALL OVER TOWN.
527
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,044
OH, LOOK-A THERE.
A SHIRT.
528
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,079
WELL, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
529
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,015
AND IT'S MONOGRAMMED
AND EVERYTHING.
530
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,583
WELL, THANK YOU.
531
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,951
YOU'RE WELCOME.
532
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,821
NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET ME A SUIT
TO GO WITH THAT.
533
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,156
PRETTY.
OPEN MINE, PAW.
534
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,791
TAKE IT EASY.
I WILL.
535
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,427
I WONDER WHAT THAT
COULD BE.
536
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,495
PRETTY PAPER.
537
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,696
LOOKY THERE.
538
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:47,500
A RAZOR --
AN ELECTRIC RAZOR.
539
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,101
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAW.
540
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,037
WHY, THANK YOU.
541
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,806
BOY, WHAT A SURPRISE.
542
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,442
WHY DON'T YOU GO UP
AND SHAVE WITH IT?
543
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,444
WELL, I JUST SHAVED,
BUT IF YOU CAN STAND IT
544
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,446
TILL IN THE MORNING,
I'LL SHAVE WITH IT THEN.
545
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,647
YOU REALLY LIKE IT, PAW?
546
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,014
WELL, HOW COULD
I NOT LIKE IT?
547
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,983
OPIE, THAT MUST HAVE COST YOU
A LOT OF MONEY.
548
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,552
YEAH, HOW'D YOU SAVE UP
FOR IT?
549
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,820
WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I DIDN'T.
550
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,889
I WON IT
AT THE SHOOTING GALLERY.
551
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,492
YOU WON IT
AT A SHOOTING GALLERY?
552
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,793
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
553
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:14,994
THE FIRST TIME I WENT
OVER THERE,
554
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,496
I DID PRETTY GOOD.
555
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,164
BUT THE SECOND TIME
I WENT OVER THERE,
556
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,932
I COULDN'T HIT
ANYTHING AT ALL.
557
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,468
THEN WHEN I WENT BACK
WITH GOOBER,
558
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,469
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE.
559
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,836
BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
560
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,772
AND I KNOW WHAT MY TROUBLE WAS
THE SECOND TIME.
561
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:26,939
I FIGURED IT OUT.
562
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,041
OH, YOU DID?
563
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,043
YEAH, I WAS NERVOUS.
564
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,080
HERE.
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