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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HI, PA.
WANT A NEWSPAPER?
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THANKS, I GOT ONE.
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I MEAN, THIS ONE.
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HOWIE AND I PUT ONE OUT
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ON THE PRINT MACHINE
HE GOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
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YOUR OWN NEWSSHEET, HUH?
HAS IT GOT ANY HOT SCOOPS?
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SURE, THERE'S THE SCORE
OF OUR BASEBALL GAME
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AND ALL ABOUT KAREN FOLKER
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FALLING DOWN
ON THE ELM STREET PLAYGROUND.
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NO KIDDIN'?
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YOU WANT ONE, PA?
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OH, YOU BETTER
KNOW I DO.
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THE WAY THINGS
ARE TODAY
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A MAN'S GOT
TO KEEP HIMSELF UP
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ON HOT SPOTS
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
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PRETTY NEAT.
HOW MUCH?
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THREE CENTS.
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THINK BARNEY'LL
WANT ONE, TOO?
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ASK HIM WHEN HE GETS BACK
FROM THE BARBERSHOP.
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GOT CHANGE FOR A QUARTER?
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NO.
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OH.
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BUSINESS A LITTLE SLOW, HUH?
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EVERYBODY IN THE CLASS
PROMISED TO BUY ONE.
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FOR THEM, IT'LL BE
A PENNY APIECE.
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THAT'S THE STUDENT RATE.
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MM-HMM, NOT MUCH HAPPENIN'
OUTSIDE THE CLASS.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU COULD CALL IT
A LITTLE SLOW.
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HOW MANY DID YOU SELL?
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WELL, IF BARNEY BUYS ONE,
THAT'LL MAKE TWO.
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YOU COULD CALL THAT A LITTLE
SLOW, COULDN'T YOU?
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MAYBE PEOPLE IN MR. FOLEY'S
MARKET'LL TAKE SOME.
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THEN I'LL HAVE
CHANGE FOR YOU, PA.
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OKAY, BYE.
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BYE.
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HI, ANDY.
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HI, BARNEY.
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I'M SORRY
I WAS SO LONG.
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FRED HENRY COME
IN THE BARBERSHOP
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AND GOT TO GABBIN'
WITH FLOYD
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AND YOU KNOW
HOW FLOYD IS.
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JUST IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM
TO MOVE HIS SCISSORS
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AND HIS JAWBONE
AT THE SAME TIME.
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TOOK FOREVER
TO GET MY TRIM.
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WHAT DID FRED HENRY HAVE TO SAY?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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HE WENT ON AND ON
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ABOUT THE WIDOW SAUNDERS
OR SOMETHING.
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TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I WAS READING THE GEOGRAPHIC
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AND I DIDN'T PAY A WHOLE
LOT OF ATTENTION TO HIM.
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GOT BETTER THINGS
TO DO WITH MY TIME
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THAN LISTEN TO
THE TWO OF THEM
CHIT-CHAT,
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I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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YEAH.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH
THE WIDOW SAUNDERS?
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IT SEEMS SHE'S
BEEN STEPPIN' OUT
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WITH THAT DISH TOWEL SALESMAN
THAT COMES THROUGH FROM RALEIGH.
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THURSDAY NIGHT THEY WERE OUT
AT THE HALF MOON ROADHOUSE
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BOTH SITTIN'
ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE BOOTH
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EATIN' A NEW YORK CUT STEAK.
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NO, KIDDIN'.
NEW YORK CUT, HUH?
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YEAH.
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'COURSE I TURNED A DEAF EAR
TO THE WHOLE THING.
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I GET THAT GEOGRAPHIC
IN MY HANDS
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I JUST DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
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HMM.
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SAY IT WAS A SALESMAN, HUH?
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YEAH, A BIG FELLA,
'BOUT SIX FOOT,
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DRIVES A FAST-BACK,
WIRE-WHEELED COUPE.
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HE DIDN'T GET HER IN TILL
1:00 IN THE MORNING.
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NO KIDDIN'.
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I THINK HE'S GOT HIS EYE
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ON THAT INSURANCE MONEY.
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FRED SAYS IT COME TO $6,500.
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$6,500!
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YEAH, 'COURSE
SHE DON'T HAVE
ALL OF IT LEFT.
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MM-HMM.
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SHE SPENT $97
ON NEW SLIPCOVERS
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FOR THE LIVING
ROOM FURNITURE.
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HERE'S WILBUR,
BARELY COLD
IN THE GROUND
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AND HER AND
HER BOYFRIEND
SITTIN' UP
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TILL ALL HOURS
OF THE NIGHT
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ON SLIPCOVERS
HE'S PAYING FOR.
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I TOLD FLOYD THAT HANKY-PANKY
DIDN'T SURPRISE ME NONE.
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SHE'S THE TYPE, YOU KNOW.
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DARK-HAIRED WOMAN.
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NO SEMPER FIDELI FOR HER.
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YOU REMEMBER THAT TALK
ABOUT THEIR HIRED MAN
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ABOUT FOUR YEARS BACK?
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MM-HMM.
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YOU KNOW THE
WAY I HEARD...
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WHAT WAS THE
ARTICLE ABOUT?
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HUH?
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IN THE GEOGRAPHIC?
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AFRICA.
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HMM.
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IT WAS
ABOUT AFRICA.
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WELL, IT'S BETTER
TO GO AHEAD AND READ
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THAN IT IS TO
WASTE YOUR TIME
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LISTENING TO GOSSIP.
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OH, YEAH, OTHER
PEOPLE'S AFFAIRS
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ARE THEIR OWN PRIVATE
BUSINESS, NOT MINE.
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I WANT NO PART OF IT.
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WELL, DID YOU EVER!
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SUCH GOINGS-ON,
SUCH GOINGS-ON.
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HUH WHAT IS IT?
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SOMETHING IN THE PAPER?
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I NEVER
WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT.
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I CERTAINLY
WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT
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OF HER AND NOT WITH HIM!
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LET ME SEE IT, LET ME HEAR --
WHAT'S THE STORY?
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YOU READY?
JUST LISTEN TO THIS.
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"KAREN FOLKER
SCRAPED HER KNEE
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AT THE ELM STREET
PLAYGROUND
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CHASING BRUCE NEWDELL
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AND IT TOOK
TWO BANDAGES.
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TROY BOWDEN
FORGOT TO BRING
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HIS LUNCH TO
SCHOOL YESTERDAY
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BUT TOMMY GRIEF
GIVE HIM HIS PEAR."
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
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LET ME SEE,
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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RIGHT THERE IN
THE MAYBERRY SUN.
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LOOKY THERE, HOWIE PRUITT
AND OPIE TAYLOR, EDITORS.
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AW!
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KIDS PUTTIN' OUT
THEIR OWN PAPER.
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THAT'S SOMETHING,
ISN'T IT?
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YEAH.
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"MYRA LAMBERT GOT A PART
IN THE SCHOOL PLAY,
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AND SHE WILL BE A RAINDROP."
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THAT'S CUTE.
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THAT REALLY IS.
IT'S DARN CUTE.
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THEIR OWN PAPER.
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DID IT ALL THEMSELVES, TOO.
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YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
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CUTE.
IT'S DARN CUTE.
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NOT VERY COMMERCIAL,
I'M AFRAID, THOUGH.
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NO?
NO.
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OPIE'S HOPING
THAT YOU'LL BUY ONE.
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WELL, SURE, I WILL,
IF IT'LL HELP OUT.
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IT'LL DOUBLE
THE CIRCULATION.
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OH, HI, BARNEY.
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SAY, I'M SELLING
THESE NEWSPAPERS...
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YEAH, I'LL BE
GLAD TO TAKE ONE.
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GOT CHANGE
FOR A QUARTER?
NO.
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AW, NOTHIN' HAPPENIN'
IN THE MARKET, EITHER, HUH?
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IF THEY'RE NOT MOVIN'
THERE MUST BE A REASON WHY.
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MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
GETTING THE RIGHT
KIND OF COPY.
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COPY, THAT'S
NEWSPAPER TALK
FOR STORIES.
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YOU KNOW ABOUT
NEWSPAPERS, BARNEY?
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YOU KIDDIN'?
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IN CENTRAL HIGH,
I HAD MY OWN
SPORTS COLUMN.
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"PICKUPS AND SPLASHES
FROM FLOOR AND POOL"
BY BARNEY FIFE.
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YEAH?
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YEAH, THEY USED TO CALL ME
"SCOOP" FIFE.
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ALWAYS HAD PRINTER'S INK
IN MY VEINS.
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GUESS I ALWAYS HAD
A NOSE FOR NEWS.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IF SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN,
I'D JUST SEEM TO SMELL IT OUT.
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AND I'D BE RIGHT THERE.
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NO FOOLIN'.
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YEAH, ALWAYS HAD
A NOSE FOR NEWS.
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Andy:
THAT'S RIGHT, OPE.
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ACTUALLY,
BARNEY'S NOSE CAME FIRST,
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AND THEN HE KIND OF
GREW AROUND IT.
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SORRY.
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ACTUALLY, I CAN
SPOT YOUR TROUBLE
RIGHT OFF.
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YOU WANT TO INCREASE
YOUR CIRCULATION, RIGHT?
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WHAT'S CIRCULATION?
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CIRCULATION IS HOW MANY PEOPLE
TAKE YOUR PAPER.
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TO INCREASE
YOUR CIRCULATION...
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TO INCREASE
YOUR CIRCULATION
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YOU GOT TO
WIDEN YOUR SCOPE.
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YOU GOT TO BELT
YOUR READERS
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WITH EVERY HUMAN
INTEREST STORY
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ABOUT EVERY JOHN DOE
FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU.
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JUST COVER MAYBERRY, OPIE.
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JUST WRITE ABOUT
ALL OF MAYBERRY.
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AND THE WAY YOU DO THAT...
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THE WAY
YOU DO THAT...
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THE WAY
YOU DO THAT...
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IS YOU GET STORIES
THAT'LL INTEREST
MORE PEOPLE.
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THAT WAY YOU'LL SELL
MORE PAPERS, SEE?
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YEAH, YOU TAKE
YOUR MAYBERRY GAZETTE.
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NOW THEY GOT
STORIES IN HERE
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ABOUT PEOPLE FROM
ALL WALKS OF LIFE.
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WHAT BARNEY'S TRYING
TO SAY IS
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IF YOU WANT TO SELL MORE PAPERS
YOU GOT TO WRITE ABOUT
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THE WHO SCHOOL
AND THE WHOLE TOWN.
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YOU SEE,
KAREN FOLKER,
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NOW, SHE MAY BE HOT COPY
FOR THE FIFTH GRADE
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BUT UPTOWN, SHE
DON'T MEAN A THING.
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DO YOU THINK
WE OUGHT TO
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MAKE OURS LIKE
THE BIG PAPER?
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YOU WANT
TO SELL PAPERS
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YOU GOT TO DO IT
LIKE THEY DO
IN THE BIG TIME.
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THE MAIN THING...
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THE MAIN THING, OPE...
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IS TRY NOT
TO GET DISCOURAGED.
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JUST STICK IN THERE
AND DO THE
VERY BEST YOU CAN.
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OKAY, WE'LL TRY.
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THANKS, PA.
THANKS, BARNEY.
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WELL, WELL...
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I DON'T REMEMBER
YOU HAD A COLUMN
IN THE SCHOOL PAPER.
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SURE.
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"PICKUPS AND SPLASHES FROM FLOOR
AND POOL" BY BARNEY FIFE.
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WELL, IT WASN'T
IN THE ENTIRE YEAR.
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HMM, HOW MANY TIMES
WAS IT IN?
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WELL, ACTUALLY...
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JUST THAT ONCE.
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IT WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME.
IT WAS TOO CONTROVERSIAL.
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IS THAT WHAT
THEY SAID, OPE?
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WE SHOULD MAKE OUR PAPER
LIKE THE BIG ONE?
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YUP, WE GOT TO
WIDEN OUR SCOPE.
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BUT WE CAN'T PUT OUT
A WHOLE BIG PAPER.
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JUST PRINTING
A LITTLE ONE
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WE RAN OUT OF
D's AND E's.
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WE GOT TO MAKE OURS
LIKE PART OF THE PAPER.
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THE BEST PART.
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WASHINGTON ROUNDUP.
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INTERNATIONAL DATELINE.
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SOCIAL SECURITY IN ACTION.
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MY FOLKS NEVER
READ THOSE.
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HERE'S WHAT THEY
LIKE TO READ.
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MAYBERRY AFTER MIDNIGHT.
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AUNT BEE READS THAT, TOO.
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THE FIRST THING.
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"A LITTLE BIRD TELLS US
THAT ALL THE NOISE
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"COMING FROM THE E.W.s
EVERY NIGHT
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ISN'T FROM PRIZEFIGHTS
ON THE RADIO."
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00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,682
"WHAT LOCAL LADY
IS DRYING HER TEARS
234
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,951
ON EMBROIDERED DISH TOWELS?"
235
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,286
THAT'S WHAT WE
GOT TO DO, HOWIE.
236
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,355
SOMEHOW, WE GOT
TO FIND OUT
237
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:19,192
A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF
LIKE THAT TO PRINT.
238
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:23,897
OH, NO, CLARA.
239
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,699
YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.
240
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,868
IT WAS A VERY ORDINARY LUNCHEON.
241
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,938
THE WAY THAT MRS. FOSTER
BRAGS ON HER FOOD.
242
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,106
AND WHEN WE SAT DOWN TO LUNCHEON
243
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,744
THE CHICKEN A LA KING TASTED
LIKE WALLPAPER PASTE.
244
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,079
AND YOU KNOW THAT
SILVER SERVICE?
245
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,081
IT'S PLATE.
MM-HMM.
246
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,617
I PEELED BACK A PIECE
OFF THE SPOON.
247
00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,318
AS FOR THE DESSERT...
248
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,789
GENTLEMEN.
249
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,290
HELLO, PREACHER.
250
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,159
NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?
251
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,226
UH-HUH.
252
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,898
HE'S A FINE MAN,
YOU KNOW THAT?
253
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,200
TOWN'S LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM.
254
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,270
BUT THOSE SERMONS
OF HIS DO GO ON.
255
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:07,040
WELL, HE'S GOT A LOT
THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
256
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,677
OF COURSE,
NOW I WILL ADMIT
257
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,412
SOMETIMES HE CAN BE
DRY AS DUST.
258
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,982
YOU SAID IT
EXACTLY, ANDY.
259
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,249
"DRY AS DUST."
260
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,617
MM-HMM.
261
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,923
REMIND ANDY TO PICK UP
THE DRY CLEANING
262
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,025
ON HIS WAY HOME,
WOULD YOU, BARNEY?
263
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,026
YEAH, I WILL.
264
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,227
OH, AUNT BEE.
265
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,362
DON'T LOOK NOW, HERE
COMES HAROLD GRIGSBY
266
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,364
AND THAT NEW
WIFE OF HIS.
267
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,005
YEAH.
268
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,709
JUST IMAGINE.
269
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,177
HE'S OLD ENOUGH
TO BE HER FATHER.
270
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,679
MAY AND DECEMBER.
271
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,115
IT'S A GOOD DEAL
FOR HER, THOUGH.
272
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,684
HAROLD OWNS HALF
THAT SAW MILL.
273
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:54,021
IT'S EASY TO SEE
WHAT MAY SEES
IN DECEMBER.
274
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,322
SANTA CLAUS.
275
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,158
THEY SAY HE'S
TERRIBLY JEALOUS
276
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,460
IF ANYBODY
LOOKS AT HER.
277
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,797
MM-HMM, HE'S GOT
GOOD REASON TO BE.
278
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,133
A NIFTY BLONDE
LIKE THAT.
279
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,002
BLONDE, RIGHT
OUT OF A BOTTLE.
280
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,274
GENUINE BLONDE,
RIGHT OUT OF A BOTTLE.
281
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,205
NICE DAY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
282
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,975
IT SEEMS A LITTLE
WARM TO ME.
283
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,911
WELL, THE WEATHER'S BEEN
CHANGING SO MUCH LATELY.
284
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,212
IT MUST BE THE BOMB.
285
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,350
WELL...
286
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,451
HI, PA.
287
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,853
HI, OPE.
WHATCHA GOT THERE?
288
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:00,854
ANOTHER PAPER?
289
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,455
HOWIE AND I
ARE DELIVERING.
290
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,958
WE'LL TAKE
A COUPLE
OFF YOUR HANDS.
291
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,928
STILL THREE CENTS OR HAS THE
WAGE
292
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,162
THESE ARE FREE, PA.
293
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,530
WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY
AS SAMPLES.
294
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,332
NEXT TIME EVERYBODY
WILL BUY THEM.
295
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,501
OH, WELL,
IN A CASE
LIKE THAT
296
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,369
WE'LL DEFINITELY
TAKE TWO.
297
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,271
SURE, SURE,
PRICE IS RIGHT.
298
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,473
HERE'S ONE FOR YOU,
TOO, AUNT BEE.
299
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,842
OH, THANK YOU.
300
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,111
YOU SURE THESE ARE
NOT YOUR LAST ONES?
301
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,113
I CAN GET MORE
OUT OF HOWIE'S GARAGE.
302
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,214
WELL, BYE.
303
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,281
OKAY, BYE.
304
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,349
BYE, OPIE.
305
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,483
SEE YA, OPIE.
306
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,320
YOU GOT
TO GIVE THE
BOYS CREDIT.
307
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,488
THEY REALLY
STUCK TO IT.
308
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,257
AWFUL LOT BETTER THAN
A LOT OF BOYS
309
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,326
THAT HANG AROUND
TRYING TO GET INTO TROUBLE.
310
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,894
THEY DESERVE
A LOT OF CREDIT.
311
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,863
STICK-TOO-IT-IVENESS,
THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
312
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,031
THAT'S RIGHT.
313
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,866
WELL, I GUESS I BETTER
314
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,067
GO CHECK PARKING.
315
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,501
WELL, I RECKON.
316
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:52,539
ALTHOUGH, ON A DAY LIKE THIS
IT SURE IS A TEMPTATION...
317
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,941
HUH?!
318
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,208
WHAT IS IT?
319
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,844
"BARNEY FIFE SAYS SUE GRIGSBY
320
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,211
IS A BLONDE FROM A BOTTLE!"
321
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,579
WHAT?
322
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,916
"MRS. FOSTER'S CHICKEN
A LA KING, WALLPAPER PASTE."
323
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,284
GOOD HEAVENS!
324
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,187
"SHERIFF TAYLOR SAYS
THE PREACHER IS DRY AS DUST."
325
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,588
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO!
326
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,925
NOW, WHY WOULD HE PUT THINGS
LIKE THIS IN THE PAPER?
327
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,894
GUESS HE'S OUT
TO WIDEN HIS SCOPE.
328
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,528
WE BETTER GO
GET THEM YOUNG'UNS
329
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,197
AND GET THESE
PAPERS BACK
330
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,599
OR THIS TOWN WILL BE
TOO HOT TO HANDLE.
331
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,034
COME ON!
332
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,976
OPIE, EXACTLY WHERE
DID YOU DELIVER THESE PAPERS?
333
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,211
JUST ON WILLOW AVENUE,
ELM AND MAPLE.
334
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,613
JUST ON WILLOW,
ELM AND MAPLE.
335
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,116
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ANYTHING I CAN PUT IN THE PAPER?
336
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,085
NO! YOU'VE PUT IN
ENOUGH ALREADY!
337
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,353
I JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW --
338
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,488
THERE'S NOT TIME
FOR THAT NOW.
339
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,190
NOW, YOU GET HOWIE
340
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,093
AND DON'T LET ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE PAPERS OUT OF YOUR HAND.
341
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,261
WE'VE GOT TO GET
THESE THINGS BACK.
342
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,230
IF JUST ONE OF
THESE GETS OUT--
343
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,499
WHATEVER GAVE HIM
THE IDEA TO DO THIS?
344
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,234
WELL, WE'D
BETTER HURRY!
345
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,969
YOU TAKE WILLOW AVENUE,
YOU TAKE ELM,
346
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,104
AND I'LL TAKE MAPLE.
347
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,471
ELM?
348
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,186
Woman:
BEE!
349
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,621
HOW ARE YOU?
350
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,523
OH!
SOMETHING FOR ME?
351
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,958
NO. NO, NOT EXACTLY
352
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,227
I-I WAS JUST PASSING BY,
AND, UH...
353
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,930
OH, THE CHICKEN,
THE CHICKEN A LA KING--
354
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,131
IT WAS SO DELICIOUS
355
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,066
WOULD YOU GIVE ME
YOUR RECIPE?
356
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,468
OH, REALLY!
YOU LIKED IT THAT MUCH?
357
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,138
OH, I'VE NEVER TASTED
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
358
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,540
THERE'S BEEN TALK ABOUT
IT EVER SINCE.
359
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,075
WELL, I'D BE GLAD TO.
360
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,044
SAY, I'VE GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
361
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,212
I'VE GOT A WHOLE
CASSEROLE LEFT.
362
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,115
YOU KNOW, THE GIRLS
ARE WATCHING THEIR WEIGHT
363
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,284
AND NONE OF THEM
WANTED SECONDS.
364
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,020
WHY DON'T YOU AND ANDY
COME BY FOR SUPPER
365
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,188
TOMORROW NIGHT?
366
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,523
OH, THAT'S AWFULLY
SWEET OF YOU, BUT...
367
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,559
I INSIST.
368
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,963
WELL, UH, ALL RIGHT.
369
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,031
TOMORROW NIGHT THEN,
370
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,367
CHICKEN A LA KING
TREAT.
371
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,601
TA-TA!
372
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,970
TA-TA!
373
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,448
AAH!
374
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,516
HELLO,
BARNEY.
375
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,051
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, DEPUTY?
376
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,119
WELL, JUST, UH-UH...
377
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,420
YOU COME TO
SEE SOMEBODY?
378
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,654
THOUGHT I
WASN'T HOME?
379
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,123
OH, OH, NO!
380
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,125
NOW, HAROLD, IT'S
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
381
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,659
WHO YOU TRYING TO FOOL?
I GOT EYES!
382
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,328
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
383
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,330
YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK
SIDEWAYS AT MY WIFE
384
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,398
YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T.
385
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,699
IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT.
386
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,734
WHAT ARE DO YOU DOING
HERE?!
387
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,970
WELL, UH, UH, THE THING IS...
388
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,205
YOU BETTER, I...
389
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,140
YOU GET OUT
OF HERE!
390
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,641
YOU BETTER GET OUT!
391
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,515
UH, PREACHER?
392
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,750
OH. HELLO, ANDY.
393
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,119
UH...
394
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,454
[ CLEARS THROAT
QUIETLY ]
395
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,458
NOW...WHAT CAN
I DO FOR YOU?
396
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,626
UH, WAS, UH...
397
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,762
WAS MY BOY, WAS OPIE
OVER HERE EARLIER?
398
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,197
YES, HE WAS.
399
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,000
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, ANDY.
400
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,768
IT'LL SAVE ME A TRIP
COMIN' TO SEE YOU.
401
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,506
I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THIS,
PREACHER.
402
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:18,111
I WANTED TO ASK YOU TO TEACH
IN OUR SUNDAY SCHOOL AGAIN.
403
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,780
IS THAT WHAT
YOU WANTED TO ASK ME?
404
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,383
I KNOW YOU HAD A CLASS
FOR THREE YEARS
405
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,185
AND YOU STILL
FILL IN.
406
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,455
THERE'S NO QUESTION THAT
YOU'VE DONE YOUR SHARE,
407
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,157
BUT IT WOULD HELP OUT.
408
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,260
WELL, LISTEN, COULD WE TALK
ABOUT IT SOME OTHER TIME?
409
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,527
I'M KIND OF IN A RUN.
410
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,728
OH, OF COURSE!
411
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,331
BUT I'M CONVINCED
YOU'RE THE RIGHT MAN
412
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,234
BECAUSE YOUR LESSONS
CERTAINLY WOULD NEVER BE
413
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,669
AS, UH, "DRY AS DUST."
414
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,708
UH...
415
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,278
IS THIS WHAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
416
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,447
NOW, ABOUT THAT
SUNDAY SCHOOL JOB...?
417
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:59,552
I'M...I'M DEEPLY SORRY
ABOUT THIS, PREACHER.
418
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,590
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT THE PRESS MISQUOTED YOU
419
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,625
AND LET IT BE FORGOTTEN.
420
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:10,630
BECAUSE, YOU SEE, I FEEL THAT
I REALLY CAME OUT AHEAD ON THIS.
421
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,299
JUST FOR THIS
422
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,169
I GOT YOU HOG-TIED
FOR A WHOLE MONTH OF SUNDAYS.
423
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:28,481
21, 22, 23, 24.
424
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,749
YOU BOYS REMEMBER
425
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,784
HOW MANY OF THESE
YOU PASSED AROUND?
426
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,086
NOT EXACTLY,
427
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,521
BUT IT WAS A STACK
ABOUT THAT BIG.
428
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,756
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO
ANYTHING WRONG, PA.
429
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,759
OPIE, YOU DON'T PUT
STORIES LIKE THAT
IN THE PAPER.
430
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,861
BUT, PA, THAT'S WHAT'S
IN THE BIG PAPER.
431
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,731
WELL, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S...
432
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,300
WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
433
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,701
WE DIDN'T
MAKE ANY OF IT UP.
434
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,770
IT WAS ALL THE THINGS
PEOPLE REALLY SAID.
435
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,106
WELL, JUST BECAUSE
SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING
436
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,774
DOESN'T MEAN
IT HAS TO BE PRINTED.
437
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,276
YOU DON'T CIRCULATE STORIES
438
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,278
THAT ARE MEAN
AND UNKIND ABOUT PEOPLE.
439
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,348
THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER STORIES
TO PUT IN-- NICE STORIES.
440
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,316
WHEN WE PUT IN THE
NICE KIND OF STORIES
441
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,218
NOBODY WANTED
TO BUY THE PAPER.
442
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,322
LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY.
443
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,259
YOU ARE NOT TO DO IT.
444
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,893
NOW, WE'LL HAVE
NO MORE DISCUSSION.
445
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,828
YOU CAN GO BACK TO
YOUR LITTLE CLASS PAPER
446
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,530
OR GO OUT OF BUSINESS
OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
447
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,699
BUT POSITIVELY
NO MORE OF THIS.
448
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,269
IS THAT CLEAR?
DID YOU GET 'EM ALL?
449
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,137
I GOT ALL
I COULD FIND.
450
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,505
WELL...
451
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,574
WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO WAIT NOW.
452
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,177
IF THE FRONT ROOM
DON'T FILL UP WITH LAWYERS
453
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,844
I GUESS WE GOT
AWAY WITH IT.
454
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,416
WELL...
455
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,685
THERE IT IS.
8:30 AND NO PHONE CALLS.
456
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,587
I GUESS WE GOT
AWAY WITH IT.
457
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,855
YEAH, MAYBE WE'RE
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
458
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,524
YEAH.
459
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,493
I THINK WE GOT OFF
SCOT-FREE.
460
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,396
I GOT THAT EXTRA DUTY
IN SUNDAY SCHOOL.
461
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,299
AND DON'T FORGET
WE HAVE A WHOLE DINNER
462
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,434
OF MRS. FOSTER'S
CHICKEN A LA KING.
463
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,169
OH, I DREAD IT.
464
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,206
I ALMOST GOT A LOAD OF BUCKSHOT
FROM HAROLD GRIGSBY.
465
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,740
YEAH.
466
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,442
BUT AT LEAST IT'S OVER.
467
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,478
MAYBE THE BOYS LEARNED A LESSON
OUT OF THIS.
468
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,348
WELL, MAYBE ALL OF US COULD
LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS.
469
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,782
WHAT?
470
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,917
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALL OF US?
471
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,419
WELL, WE'RE RESPONSIBLE
472
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,254
FOR ALL THIS LOOSE TALK
GOING AROUND TOWN.
473
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,922
IF WE WANT THE BOYS
TO BEHAVE BETTER,
474
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,857
WE'D BETTER SET THEM
A BETTER EXAMPLE.
475
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,393
Aunt Bee:
YES, OPIE?
476
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:23,196
JUST WANTED TO SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO EVERYBODY.
477
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,431
GOOD NIGHT, OPIE.
478
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,333
I'M AWFUL SORRY
ABOUT THINGS, PA.
479
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,934
WELL...LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S
480
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,802
GOING TO WORK OUT
ALL RIGHT.
481
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,439
GUESS IT WAS KIND OF
DUMB OF US TO PRINT UP
482
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,507
TWO WHOLE PAGES
OF THAT STUFF.
483
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,543
WELL, I SURE WISH...
TWO PAGES?!
484
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,345
WE WENT AHEAD
AND PRINTED UP
485
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,214
NEXT WEEK'S PAPER 'CAUSE WE HAD
SO MUCH MORE STUFF.
486
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,583
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?
487
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,917
WE DIDN'T
GET IT OUT.
488
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,819
WE BUNDLED IT
AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH.
489
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,389
I EVEN SAW THE TRUCK
COME PICK IT UP,
490
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,591
SO NOBODY'LL EVER
GET TO READ IT.
491
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,792
OH...WELL...
492
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,994
THANK HEAVENS
FOR THAT, HUH?
493
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,929
WELL, COME ON, OFF TO BED.
494
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,865
GOOD NIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
495
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,867
GOOD NIGHT.
496
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,469
HMM!
497
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,305
IMAGINE THEY HAD A WHOLE
'NOTHER PAGE OF THAT STUFF?
498
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,406
YEAH.
499
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,841
GOOD THING NOBODY
GETS TO READ IT.
500
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,644
BOY, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
NO TELLING WHAT KIND OF GOSSIP
501
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,846
THOSE BOYS MIGHT HAVE
PICKED UP AROUND TOWN.
502
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,851
WELL, I GUESS I BETTER...
I BETTER GO.
503
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,387
I GOT THE DUTY.
504
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,689
I'LL, UH, SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING, BARN.
505
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,691
GOOD NIGHT,
AUNT BEE.
506
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,293
GOOD NIGHT, ANDY.
507
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,694
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
508
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,434
WELL, ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.
509
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,371
I GUESS I BETTER
BE GOING, TOO.
510
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,441
I GOT TO RETURN
GOOBER'S CAR TO HIM.
511
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,975
GOOD NIGHT, BARNEY.
512
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,646
YEAH, WELL, I'LL, UH,
SEE YOU TOMORROW, AUNT BEE.
513
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,689
BARNEY?
514
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,093
WHAT, UH, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
515
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,329
OH, WELL, I JUST
GOT TO WORRYING,
516
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,565
YOU KNOW, THAT MAYBE
THAT OTHER PAGE
517
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,666
WASN'T BURNED PROPER.
518
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,900
OH.
519
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,902
SO, I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN
AND MAKE SURE.
520
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,971
WOULDN'T DO
FOR THAT TO GET OUT.
521
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,673
NO TELLIN'
WHAT'S IN IT.
522
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,874
YEAH, YEAH.
523
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,121
AUNT BEE!
524
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,725
IT'S JUST US,
IT'S JUST US.
525
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,994
SORRY.
526
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,697
WHAT, UH...WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
527
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,032
WELL, I WAS
JUST PASSING BY.
528
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,568
OH, YOU PROBABLY
WANTED TO BE SURE
529
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:18,137
THAT THE PAPERS WERE
PROPERLY DESTROYED.
530
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,772
THAT'S IT,
EXACTLY.
531
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,907
MM-HMM.
532
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,875
SAY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, ANDY?
533
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,445
UH...THE SAME AS,
UH, BOTH OF YOU.
534
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,480
WELL, DID YOU
FIND ANYTHING?
535
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,882
WELL, NOT YET,
BUT THEY OUGHT TO BE
536
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,884
RIGHT AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
537
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,486
EVERYBODY LOOK.
538
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:43,630
HEY!
539
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,164
HUH?
IS THAT IT?
540
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,434
YEAH, I THINK.
LET'S SEE.
541
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,068
YES, YES,
THAT'S IT.
542
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,136
THAT'S IT.
543
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,404
WELL...GOOD.
544
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,642
WE'LL GO AHEAD
AND GET RID OF THESE.
545
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,111
YES, SIR,
AND THE QUICKER THE BETTER.
546
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,747
YES.
547
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,473
HERE IT IS, PA.
548
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,575
THE NEW, REVISED EDITION
OF THE MAYBERRY SUN.
549
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,076
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
550
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,945
OPIE, DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT
AND PRINTED UP ANOTHER PAPER.
551
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,515
IT'S JUST A CLASS PAPER
LIKE YOU SAID WE COULD DO.
552
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,983
YOU SURE?
UH-HUH.
553
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,918
THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT GROWN-UPS
AT ALL, HONEST.
554
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,722
WELL, I GOT TO MAKE DELIVERIES.
555
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,992
REMEMBER, YOU OWE ME 6 CENTS.
556
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,194
FOR A MINUTE THERE...
557
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,762
YEAH.
558
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:53,666
LET'S SEE WHO FORGOT
THEIR LUNCH BOX TODAY.
559
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,168
"CINDY AMES HAD
A BIRTHDAY PARTY
560
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,639
AND DID NOT INVITE
HER BEST FRIEND, DIANA."
561
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,243
"A LITTLE BIRD
TELLS US SALLY TOMS
562
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,113
"DOES NOT HAVE
NATURALLY CURLY HAIR.
563
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:10,016
HER MOTHER ROLLS IT UP
IN CARDBOARD."
564
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,786
"BETTY PARKER LETS BOBBY WILSON
CARRY HER BOOKS,
565
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:18,057
BUT DOES HE KNOW SHE WRITES
SUGAR NOTES TO HECTOR STILES?"
566
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,792
WELL, HE TOLD THE TRUTH.
567
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:22,094
HE'S NOT WRITIN'
ABOUT GROWN-UPS.
568
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,230
NO, NO, HE'S NOT.
569
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,899
SURE CAUGHT OUR STYLE GOOD,
THOUGH, DIDN'T HE?
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