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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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ANGE?
HUH?
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HERE'S JANUARY
THROUGH MAY, 1939.
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HUH. WELL,
THROW IT IN THE BOX.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"THROW IT IN THE BOX"?
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AREN'T YOU KEEPING
THOSE IN ORDER?
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NO, WHY SHOULD I?
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WELL, ANDY, THESE
ARE GOVERNMENT RECORDS.
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THEY'RE JUST OLD, DEAD FILES.
THEY'RE GONNA BE SETTING
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IN THE BASEMENT
OF THE FIREHOUSE.
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WELL, THEY'RE STILL
LEGAL DOCUMENTS.
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THERE'S A PROPER WAY
TO HANDLE THEM,
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AND THERE'S AN IMPROPER WAY.
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YOU'RE A NEAT FELLA,
AREN'T YOU, BARN?
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YEAH, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I AM,
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WHEN IT COMES
TO LEGAL DOCUMENTS.
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OR WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING
FOR THAT MATTER.
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MY MOTHER
WAS THE SAME WAY.
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NEATNESS COUNTS.
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MAKE ORDER
ORDER OF THE DAY.
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HMM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO
IF I WAS YOU?
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WHAT?
PUT 'EM IN ORDER.
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I WILL.
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HEY.
HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
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"SEPTEMBER 23, 1941,
2:00 P.M.,
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"OTIS CAMPBELL BOOKED
FOR INTOXICATION
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AT THE MAYBERRY GARDEN CLUB
FLOWER SHOW."
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I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT.
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HE'S BEEN STEWED
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AT EVERY IMPORTANT FUNCTION
WE'VE HAD IN THIS TOWN.
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YEAH, BUT LISTEN...
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"SENTENCE SUSPENDED
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BECAUSE IT WAS DEFENDANT'S
FIRST OFFENSE."
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LET ME SEE THAT.
YEAH.
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WELL, SO THIS IS WHERE
IT ALL STARTED, HUH?
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YEAH, RIGHT THERE
AT THE FLOWER SHOW.
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PROBABLY PASSED OUT
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IN SOMEBODY'S POPPIES
OR SOMETHING.
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BOY, THERE'S A LOT OF WATER GONE
UNDER THE BRIDGE SINCE THEN.
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GOOD BIT OF 3.2, TOO.
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I BETTER KEEP THIS FILE
OPEN.
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WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THAT?
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"SINNERS LOSE ALL
THEIR GUILTY STAIN."
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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Both:
* ...LOSE ALL
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THEIR GUILTY STAINS *
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* LOSE ALL THEIR GUILTY STAINS
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* LOSE ALL...
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ANGE?
THEIR GUILTY * --
WHAT?
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HERE'S ONE FOR YOU.
AN ASSAULT CASE.
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ASSAULT?
YEAH.
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WHO WAS INVOLVED?
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YOU'D NEVER GUESS
IN A MILLION YEARS.
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NO, I... WHO?
GUESS.
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OH, I CAN'T GUESS.
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GUESS.
UH --
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FLOYD LAWSON
AND CHARLIE FOLEY.
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FLOYD AND OLD MAN FOLEY?
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YEAH.
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YOU'RE KIDDIN'.
NO.
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WELL, WHO ASSAULTED WHO?
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IT JUST SAYS
THEY WAS BOTH ARRESTED
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ON AUGUST 9, 1946.
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WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
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11:25 A.M.
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I CAN'T IMAGINE EITHER ONE
ASSAULTIN' ANYBODY.
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TWO OF THE GENTLEST
FELLAS I'VE EVER KNOWN.
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WELL, THIS WAS...
LET'S SEE...
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THAT'S 19 YEARS AGO.
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THEY COULD'VE BEEN
A COUPLE OF HOTHEADS
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IN THEM DAYS.
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YEAH.
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HOW DID THE CASE
COME OUT?
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WELL, LET'S SEE...
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WELL, IT DON'T SAY.
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IT DON'T SAY?
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NO, LOOK AT IT.
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IT'S JUST BLANK.
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CASE NEVER CAME TO TRIAL.
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NOTHIN' RESOLVED,
NO VERDICT, NO NOTHIN'.
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JUST SAYS
THE BOTH OF 'EM WAS ARRESTED
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AND THAT WAS THE END OF IT.
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I'LL BE DOGGED. HUH.
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WELL...
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COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
TOO IMPORTANT.
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JUST THROW IT AWAY
OR FILE IT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA PASS IT OFF
AND FORGET ABOUT IT?
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WELL, SURE,
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT WE OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING.
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WHY?
BECAUSE AN ASSAULT WAS
COMMITTED.
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AN ARREST WAS MADE
AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.
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THE CASE WAS NEVER
PROPERLY DISPOSED OF.
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WELL, THAT WAS 19 YEARS AGO.
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WELL, SO WHAT?
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WHETHER IT WAS 19 YEARS AGO
OR 29 YEARS AGO,
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IT STILL BEHOOVES US TO SETTLE
IT PROPERLY IF WE CAN.
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WELL, YEAH, BUT THIS HAPPENED
BEFORE WE EVER TOOK OFFICE.
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THIS HAPPENED DURING
SHERIFF POINDEXTER'S TIME.
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.
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THE PEOPLE INVOLVED
ARE STILL AROUND.
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AND I THINK WE AT LEAST OUGHT
TO TRY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
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WELL, HOW YOU FIGURE
ON DOIN' THAT?
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IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
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I'LL GO TO THE PRINCIPALS
IN THE CASE.
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OH, NO...
I'LL GO TO FOLEY
AND I'LL GO TO FLOYD.
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NO, BUT...
I'LL TALK TO 'EM.
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I OUGHT TO DO IT
RIGHT NOW.
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YOU COMING WITH ME?
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UH... WELL...
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YOU GOING TO
THE BARBERSHOP FIRST?
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YEAH.
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WELL...
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
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I KNEW ONCE
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT
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YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.
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IT'S NOT
BECAUSE OF THAT.
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I NEED A HAIRCUT.
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OH, GOOD MORNIN', BARNEY.
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MORNIN', ANDY.
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YOU SEE THE PAPER
THIS MORNING?
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THERE'S A
LITTLE ARTICLE.
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"ROBERT GRIBBLE
AND EMMA LARS
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ANNOUNCE THEIR
COMING NUPTIALS."
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THAT'S INTERESTING.
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THE REASON ANDY
AND ME ARE HERE...
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EVER SEE
WHAT'S WRITTEN
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IN THE CEMENT
OUTSIDE THE SHOP?
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NO.
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GO OUT AND TAKE A LOOK.
YOU, TOO, BARNEY.
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SEE WHAT'S WRITTEN
IN THAT CEMENT.
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WE'RE NOT HERE
TO LOOK AT CEMENT.
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WHAT'S
OUT THERE?
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IT SAYS, "BOBBY GRIBBLE
HATES EMMA LARS."
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SOME KID WROTE THAT
11 YEARS AGO
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WHEN THAT SIDEWALK
WAS FIRST LAID.
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NO KIDDIN'.
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YEAH, 11 YEARS AGO
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BOBBY GRIBBLE
HATED EMMA LARS.
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NOW THEY'RE ANNOUNCING
THEIR COMING NUPTIALS.
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UH...
AIN'T LIFE FUNNY?
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FLOYD!
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CAN'T YOU JUST SEE 'EM
WAY BACK IN SCHOOL?
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HIM DUNKING HER PIGTAILS
IN THE INKWELL
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AND HIDING HER PENCILS
AND MAKING FUN AND...
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OH, BOY, SHE'LL GET EVEN
WITH HIM NOW.
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YOU CAN BET ON THAT.
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FLOYD, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE HAVE TO DISCUSS HERE.
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WHAT'S THAT, BARNEY?
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AUGUST 9, 1946.
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AH... BOBBY GRIBBLE
AND EMMA LARS...
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YEAH... CAN,
CAN I SEE THAT?
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OH, YES, YES...
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FLOYD,
PAY ATTENTION HERE.
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NOW, I'M TALKING
ABOUT ASSAULT.
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ASSAULT?
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YES, ASSAULT.
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WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT
INVOLVED IN AN ASSAULT CASE
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WITH MR. FOLEY
ON AUGUST 9, 1946?
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I... YEAH, SEEMS TO ME
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I DO REMEMBER
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
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ANGE...
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PLEASE.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HAVE IT.
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GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
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HOW'D THIS
COME UP, ANDY?
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WE WAS GOIN'
THROUGH SOME PAPERS
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AT THE COURTHOUSE
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AND THIS THING BETWEEN YOU
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AND MR. FOLEY CAME OUT.
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WHAT DID IT SAY?
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IT DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.
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THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
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THE CASE WAS NEVER
PROPERLY SETTLED.
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AND WE WANT TO
GET IT CLEARED UP.
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OH, I SEE.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HAVE IT.
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NOW, HOW ABOUT THIS CASE
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BETWEEN YOU AND MR. FOLEY?
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
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BOBBY AND EMMA
WERE GOING TOGETHER.
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OH, YES, HE'S BEEN GOING...
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EVER SINCE HE BROKE OFF
WITH ANDREW BEASLEY'S GIRL.
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WHAT HAPPENED
IN THIS CASE
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BETWEEN YOU AND MR. FOLEY?
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
BARNEY, UH, EH...
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I DON'T REMEMBER.
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!
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HOW COULD YOU FORGET
A THING LIKE THAT?
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YOU WERE ARRESTED,
WEREN'T YOU?
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ARRESTED?
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IT'S ON THE BOOKS.
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WELL,
I DON'T RE...
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I DON'T REMEMBER
BEING ARRESTED.
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YOU MEAN, ME,
ARRESTED?
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LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL?
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DON'T PUSH HIM, BARNEY.
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FLOYD, I DIDN'T
COME IN FOR THIS.
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I COME IN TO
GET A HAIRCUT.
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OH, ALL RIGHT...
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NOW, JUST A SECOND.
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I'M GOING TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
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IF YOU WON'T TALK,
MAYBE FOLEY WILL.
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BUT YOU JUST
REMEMBER THIS.
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I GAVE YOU
YOUR CHANCE.
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SAY, ON YOUR WAY OUT
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TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT SIDEWALK.
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SEE IF IT DON'T SAY
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"BOBBY GRIBBLE
HATES EMMA LARS."
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...AND NOW THEY'RE
ANNOUNCING THEIR NUPTIALS.
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LIFE'S FUNNY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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ISN'T IT?
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YEAH, BARNEY,
THAT WAS QUITE A DAY.
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YEAH, BUT YOU DO REMEMBER,
THOUGH?
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I REMEMBER SOME OF IT,
BUT NOT EVERYTHING.
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YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING
A HAIRCUT
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AND YOU FELL ASLEEP.
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I ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP
WHEN I GET A HAIRCUT.
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BUT THAT DAY, WHEN I WOKE UP
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I FOUND THAT HE'D SHAVED ME.
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YEAH, BUT YOU NEVER
ASKED FOR A SHAVE, RIGHT?
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RIGHT, BUT FLOYD WAS JUST
STARTING IN BUSINESS
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AND HE WANTED TO
RUN UP A LITTLE BILL.
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YEAH, I GOT YOU.
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ANYWAY, WHEN I PROTESTED,
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ONE WORD LED TO ANOTHER.
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FIRST THING YOU KNOW
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HE PUNCHED ME
RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
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WHAT'S FUNNY
ABOUT THAT?
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WELL, IT WASN'T
REALLY A PUNCH.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE FLOYD
PUNCHING ANYBODY?
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IT WAS MORE
OF A LITTLE BOOP.
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ANYWAY, I GUESS
HE HAD THE RIGHT
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BECAUSE I CALLED HIM
A CROOK.
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YEAH, BUT HE
PUNCHED YOU, THOUGH.
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HE PUNCHED YOU--
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT?
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00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,318
OH, ABSOLUTELY, AND
GOOBER IN THE GARAGE
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HE WAS A LITTLE BOY
THEN, WAS THERE
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SAW THE WHOLE THING.
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GOOBER, HUH.
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OKAY, MR. FOLEY,
THE CASE
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00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,092
IS COMING
PRETTY CLEAR NOW.
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JUST ONE MORE THING,
IF YOU'LL COOPERATE
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I THINK WE CAN
WRAP THIS UP.
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00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,131
AW, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT BARNEY, FLOYD.
248
00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,666
HE GETS A LITTLE EXCITED
249
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,702
ABOUT THINGS SOMETIMES,
YOU KNOW.
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00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,670
YOU KNOW, I THINK
HIS TROUBLE IS
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HE'S NOT MARRIED.
252
00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:58,939
NOW, IF HE WAS MARRIED,
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THESE LITTLE THINGS
WOULDN'T BOTHER HIM.
254
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,577
OH, HEY, HERE HE COMES.
255
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,113
OH, BARN,
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
256
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,081
GOT THE CASE ALL SOLVED?
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00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,750
COULD BE, COULD BE.
258
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,119
WHAT YOU GOT
THERE, BARNEY?
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00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,787
INTERROGATION OF...
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00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,223
CHARLES FOLEY,
BY DEPUTY FIFE
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CONCERNING ASSAULT CASE
OF AUGUST 9, 1946.
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00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,263
SUBJECT CHARLES FOLEY,
STATES THAT ON DAY IN QUESTION
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HE WAS IN FLOYD LAWSON'S
BARBERSHOP GETTING A HAIRCUT
264
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,101
AND FELL ASLEEP.
265
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,804
HEY, YEAH,
THAT CHARLIE WOULD...
266
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,773
ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP
IN THE CHAIR.
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00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:36,043
SUBJECT FURTHER STATES
THAT WHEN HE WOKE UP
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00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,079
HE HAD NOT ONLY A HAIRCUT,
BUT A SHAVE --
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A SHAVE HE HAD NOT REQUESTED.
270
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,183
WAIT A MINUTE--
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,854
WHEN SUBJECT PROTESTED,
WORDS WERE EXCHANGED
272
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,890
AND SUBJECT WAS PUNCHED
IN THE NOSE.
273
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,659
WELL, WHO'S "SUBJECT"?
274
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,261
FOLEY.
FOLEY SAID I PUNCHED
HIM IN THE NOSE?
275
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,063
HE DID.
AW, NO, BARNEY,
276
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,731
THAT ISN'T THE WAY
IT HAPPENED.
277
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,232
NOW, HE ASKED
FOR THAT SHAVE.
278
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,901
I REMEMBER THAT
DISTINCTLY.
279
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,402
OH, YOUR MEMORY'S
COMING BACK NOW, HUH?
280
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,771
WELL, GOOD.
281
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,938
BESIDES, IF HE SAYS
282
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,139
I PUNCHED HIM
IN THE NOSE,
283
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,841
HE'S TELLING
AN OUTRIGHT FIB.
284
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,877
YOU GOT A STATEMENT TO MAKE,
I'M READY TO TAKE IT.
285
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:10,978
BARNEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOIN'?
286
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,145
NOW STOP THIS.
287
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,781
NO, NO, NO, PLEASE,
NO, NO.
288
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,415
NO, I JUST WANT
TO SAY ONE THING.
289
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,350
NOW, CHARLIE FOLEY
IS A NICE PERSON
290
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,652
BUT HE'S A CHEAPSKATE.
291
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,087
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT
YOURSELF.
292
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,221
LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.
293
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,289
I MEAN, AS MANY TIMES
294
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,924
AS YOU'VE GONE
IN HIS STORE
295
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,026
HAS HE EVER OFFERED YOU
A PIECE OF FRUIT?
296
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,361
NOT SO FAST,
I'M TRYING TO GET THIS DOWN.
297
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,798
AND HIS MEMORY--
IT NEVER WAS TOO GOOD.
298
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,833
I MEAN, IF HE SAYS
I PUNCHED HIM.
299
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,168
FLOYD, YOU WANT TO
FINISH ME, SO I CAN GO.
300
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,005
WE'RE CERTAINLY GETTING TWO
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORIES.
301
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,807
WELL...
WELL, MINE'S
THE RIGHT ONE.
302
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,042
WELL, HERE WE ARE, BARNEY.
303
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,078
SAY, CHARLIE,
DID YOU TELL BARNEY
304
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,347
THAT COCK-AND-BULL STORY
HE WROTE DOWN THERE?
305
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,116
THAT WAS NO
COCK-AND-BULL STORY.
306
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,317
THAT WAS THE TRUTH.
307
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,119
YOU MEAN, IT WAS
THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
308
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,887
IT WAS NOT
THE EXACT OPPOSITE...
309
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:54,955
YES, IT WAS,
CHARLIE.
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00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,123
BOYS, BOYS...
311
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,192
NOW, WAIT, WAIT
A MINUTE, BOYS,
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00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,260
BOYS, WAIT A MINUTE.
313
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,762
ANDY, JUST
A SECOND.
314
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,463
NOW, THE REASON
I ASKED MR. FOLEY
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00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,198
AND GOOBER TO
COME OVER HERE
316
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,100
WAS SO WE COULD
REENACT THIS CASE
317
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,002
JUST AS IT HAPPENED
19 YEARS AGO.
318
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,871
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO THAT FOR?
319
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,105
WELL, LOOK AT
THE DIFFERENCE
320
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,273
IN THEIR STORIES.
321
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,474
I FIGURED
IF WE COULD
322
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,243
JUST GO THROUGH
THE WHOLE THING
323
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,045
STEP BY STEP,
JUST AS IT HAPPENED
324
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,013
WE COULD CLEAR IT UP
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
325
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,048
GET IT OFF THE BOOKS.
326
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,182
NOW, IS THAT AGREED?
327
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,217
WELL, I WISH YOU'D
JUST FINISH ME UP
328
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,252
SO I CAN GET OUT.
329
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,954
NOW, FIRST THING
WE OUGHT TO DO
330
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,722
IS ESTABLISH
WHERE EVERYBODY WAS.
331
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,057
YOU HAVE A PIECE
OF CHALK?
332
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,391
YEAH, RIGHT
ON THE SHELF.
333
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,026
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL
334
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,762
START WITH YOU,
GOOBER.
335
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,263
NOW THIS
IS IMPORTANT.
336
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,298
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN
THE ARGUMENT BEGAN?
337
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,167
YOU MEAN, WAY BACK
THAT OTHER TIME?
338
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,902
YES, WAY BACK
THAT OTHER TIME.
339
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,937
I DON'T KNOW, I WAS
JUST FIVE YEARS OLD.
340
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,306
ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WERE
WAITIN' FOR A HAIRCUT--
341
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,741
YOU MUST'VE
BEEN SITTIN'
342
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,909
OVER THERE,
RIGHT?
343
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,978
I RECKON.
OKAY, GO, SIT, SIT.
344
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,212
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
345
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,181
YOU HAD A DIRECT VIEW
OF THE WHOLE THING.
346
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,283
I WAS PROBABLY READIN'
A COMIC BOOK.
347
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,485
I ALWAYS READ A COMIC BOOK
WAITIN' FOR A HAIRCUT.
348
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,754
ALL RIGHT, THEN,
TAKE A COMIC BOOK.
349
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,790
CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?
I'VE READ THIS.
350
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,291
GOOBER, THIS IS
JUST PRETEND.
351
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,027
IT DON'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE
IF YOU READ IT.
352
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,128
BUT I READ IT TWICE.
353
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,463
THERE, NOW, ALL RIGHT.
354
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,766
NOW, MR. FOLEY,
AS I UNDERSTAND IT
355
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,467
YOU ARRIVED
AT THE BARBERSHOP,
356
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,369
CAME IN THROUGH THAT DOOR,
AND WENT DIRECT
357
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,538
TO THE BARBER CHAIR.
IS THAT RIGHT?
358
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,807
YES, I GUESS SO.
359
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,541
ANDY, WOULD YOU
MIND GETTIN' UP
360
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,476
AND LETTIN'
MR. FOLEY SIT DOWN?
361
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,080
BARNEY, I WANT YOU
TO STOP THIS
362
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,248
AND STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
363
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,416
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
364
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,318
RAKIN' UP SOMETHIN'
HAPPENED YEARS AGO
365
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,485
AND NOBODY CARES.
366
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,822
I CARE, I SHOULD
THINK YOU WOULD, TOO.
367
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,523
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUR ATTITUDE.
368
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,891
YOU'RE THE SHERIFF.
369
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,827
YOU'D THINK YOU'D
BE THE ONE TO CARE.
370
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,961
WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH?
371
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,195
I DON'T EVEN CARE SOME.
372
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,532
ALL I ASKED FOR
WAS A HAIRCUT.
373
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,434
OW! OW! HE HIT ME!
374
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,369
HE HIT ME, BARNEY!
375
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,570
ANDY, DID YOU SEE IT?!
376
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,072
NO, I DIDN'T
SEE IT.
377
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,173
GOOBER, YOU SAW IT.
378
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,242
NO, I WAS READIN'
THIS COMIC BOOK.
379
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,376
WELL, HE DID HIT ME!
380
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,011
AND I WANT
HIM ARRESTED.
381
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,212
YOU SEE?
YOU SEE?
382
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,219
I WANT HIM ARRESTED,
ANDY, RIGHT NOW.
383
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,588
MR. FOLEY,
WHY IN THE WORLD
DID HE HIT YOU ANYWAY?
384
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,390
BECAUSE HE'S A MEAN,
VICIOUS PERSON.
385
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,059
LOOK AT MY NOSE.
IS IT BLEEDIN'?
386
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,427
NO.
IT PROBABLY BROKE
AND IT'LL BLEED LATER.
387
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,595
WHAT DID YOU SAY
388
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,564
TO GET HIM MAD
ENOUGH TO HIT YOU?
389
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,132
I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING.
390
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,901
MAYBE IF YOU'D
TALK TO HIM.
391
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,502
NO, I WON'T TALK
TO HIM AGAIN
392
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,371
UNTIL I GET HIM
IN A COURT OF LAW!
393
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,839
MR. FOLEY...
394
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,407
I'VE GOT HIM COLD.
I GOT THREE WITNESSES.
395
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,475
Y'ALL SAW
THE WHOLE THING.
396
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,843
I DIDN'T.
397
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,111
I WAS TALKIN'
TO BARNEY.
398
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,880
BARNEY AND GOOBER
MUST'VE SEEN IT.
399
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,481
WHEN THEY GET ON
THE WITNESS STAND,
400
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,183
THEY'LL HAVE TO
TELL THE TRUTH!
401
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,551
THERE THEY ARE.
402
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,120
BARNEY,
TELL THE TRUTH.
403
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,122
YOU SAW HIM
HIT ME IN COLD BLOOD.
404
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,857
NO, I WAS TALKIN'
TO ANDY.
405
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,958
DON'T GIVE ME THAT!
406
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,026
GOOBER WAS THERE.
407
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,494
HE PROBABLY SEEN
THE WHOLE THING.
408
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,862
HOW ABOUT IT?
409
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,030
I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN'.
410
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,531
I WAS READIN'
A COMIC BOOK.
411
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,533
YOU'RE A LIAR.
I AM NOT.
412
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,168
YOU SAW HIM HIT ME
ON THE NOSE.
413
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,236
LOOK AT THAT NOSE.
414
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,871
LOOK LIKE
IT'S BEEN HIT.
415
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,106
I NEVER SEEN
YA GET HIT.
416
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,307
YOU'RE A LIAR.
417
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,375
I AM NOT.
SEE WHAT YOU STARTED?
418
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,045
YOU'RE NOT TRYIN' TO SAY
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT?
419
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,049
...FOR 19 YEARS!
420
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,583
OOH! HE HIT ME, ANDY!
421
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,185
RIGHT ON THE NOSE!
422
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,620
HIT ME... OOH! OOH!
423
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,122
IT'S BLEEDIN'...
424
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,024
HI, AUNT BEE, OPE.
425
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,058
HI, PAW.
426
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,192
HI, ANDY.
427
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,094
WHAT'S FOR SUPPER?
428
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,896
WELL, YOU'LL SEE.
429
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,403
WHAT'S THAT?
OH, ANDY,
430
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,905
THAT'S A POULTICE
431
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,440
FOR MR. FOLEY'S NOSE.
432
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,376
IT'LL HELP TAKE DOWN
THE INFLAMMATION.
433
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,178
WELL, I ATE SOME OF IT.
434
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,047
WELL, IT WON'T HURT YOU.
435
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,181
OH.
436
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,220
YOU KNOW ALL
ABOUT THE FIGHT, DO YOU?
437
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,655
YES, DISGRACEFUL.
438
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,924
WHY'D FLOYD HIT HIM, PAW?
439
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,326
OH, THAT'S A LONG STORY, OPE.
440
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,462
GEE, EVERY TIME
SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS
441
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,464
YOU ALWAYS SAY
IT'S A LONG STORY.
442
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,199
OPIE, TAKE THIS
TO MR. FOLEY
443
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,334
AND TELL HIM TO PUT ON
A THIN LAYER AT BEDTIME.
444
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,535
OKAY, AUNT BEE.
445
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,442
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE
ONE UP FOR GOOBER.
446
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,278
FOLEY PUNCHED HIM.
447
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:15,048
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, WHAT'S
HAPPENING TO THIS TOWN, ANYWAY?
448
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,716
BARNEY.
449
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,986
BARNEY!
YEAH.
450
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,687
SOMETHING HAPPENED
19 YEARS AGO
451
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,390
AND BARNEY STIRRED
THE WHOLE THING UP
452
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,226
AND NOW EVERYBODY'S MAD
ALL OVER AGAIN.
453
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,062
WELL, WHY WOULD HE
DO A THING LIKE THAT?
454
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,297
'CAUSE HE'S A NUT.
455
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,735
MORNIN', FLOYD.
MORNIN', ANDY.
456
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,470
WANT ME TO FINISH
YOUR HAIRCUT?
457
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,739
NO, FLOYD, I JUST
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
458
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,975
WHAT ABOUT?
459
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,011
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE?
460
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,578
I GOT PUNCHED, ANDY, PUNCHED.
461
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,746
DID FOLEY DO THAT?
462
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,248
NO, WASN'T FOLEY.
463
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,649
OTIS PUNCHED ME.
464
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,184
OTIS!
WHAT FOR?
465
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,486
WHEN HE COME IN, WE STARTED
TALKING ABOUT FOLEY.
466
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,654
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
467
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,989
HE TOOK FOLEY'S SIDE
468
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,390
SAME AS HE DID 19 YEARS AGO.
469
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,093
AND ONE WORD LED TO ANOTHER
AND... HE PUNCHED ME.
470
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,531
HE'S A DISTANT KIN
TO FOLEY, YOU KNOW.
471
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,999
YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
472
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,301
I'M THINKING
ABOUT HAVING HIM ARRESTED!
473
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,139
YOU THINK I SHOULD, ANDY?
474
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,373
WHEN DID THIS
HAPPEN?
475
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,674
ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO.
476
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,144
BOY, I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAPPENED.
477
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,246
I WENT INTO THE GARAGE
TO GET SOME GAS
478
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,413
AND NOBODY WAS AROUND.
479
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,549
SO I HONKED THE HORN
A COUPLE OF TIMES
480
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,617
AND THEN GOOBER CAME
OUT OF THE OFFICE
481
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,486
AND HE HIT ME
RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
482
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,022
OH, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE, ANDY.
483
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,290
GILLY'S SWEARING OUT
A WARRANT.
484
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,659
LET'S GO, GILLY,
WE'LL TALK LATER.
485
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,262
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
486
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,397
YEAH, I HEARD
GOOBER HIT YOU.
487
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,666
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
SOME OTHER TIME.
488
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,704
WELL, DID YOU EVER HEAR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
489
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,139
WONDER WHAT GOT INTO HIM?
490
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,313
BARNEY.
YES.
491
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,182
THIS THING HAS
GONE FAR ENOUGH
492
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,150
AND I WANT IT
STOPPED RIGHT NOW.
493
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,218
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
494
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,452
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ANDY?
495
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,653
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
496
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,155
FLOYD AND FOLEY HAVE GOT
497
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,357
THIS WHOLE TOWN
DIVIDING INTO TWO CAMPS
498
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,059
AND WE'RE GOING
TO WIND UP
499
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,095
WITH A FULL-SCALE WAR
ON OUR HANDS
500
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,329
AND I WANT IT STOPPED.
501
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,631
WELL, UH, SEE, ANDY,
THAT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
502
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,167
NO, THAT'S NOT OUR FAULT,
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
503
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,269
YOU STARTED THE WHOLE
BLAMED THING.
504
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,073
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
505
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,441
YOU MEAN BECAUSE
I WAS TRYING
506
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,243
TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF A CASE
507
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,246
BECAUSE I WAS PURSUING MY DUTY
AS A POLICE OFFICER?
508
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,714
I WAS TRYING
TO BE NEAT...
509
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,048
OH, SHUT UP!
510
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,786
HI, PAW.
511
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,322
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
512
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,856
I GOT IN A FIGHT
AT SCHOOL
513
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,658
AND MISS CRUMP
SENT ME HOME.
514
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,328
I GOT TO HAVE A NOTE
BEFORE I CAN GET BACK IN.
515
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,463
WHO DID YOU FIGHT WITH?
JOHNNY PAUL.
516
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,664
I THOUGHT JOHNNY PAUL
517
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,865
WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
518
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,334
HE AIN'T ANYMORE.
519
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,369
HE SAID SOMETHIN'
AND I HAD TO HIT HIM.
520
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,803
WHAT DID HE SAY?
521
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,272
WELL, HE SAID FLOYD WAS A CROOK.
522
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,473
HE SAID HE CHARGED
HIS UNCLE, MR. FOLEY,
523
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,707
FOR A SHAVE HE NEVER WANTED.
524
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,211
AND HE SAID YOU'RE SIDING
WITH FLOYD.
525
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,381
GET IT!
526
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,784
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
527
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,654
YEAH.
HI, OTIS.
528
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,222
WHAT?!
529
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,558
LAMAR TUTTLE?
530
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,493
WELL, WELL, WHAT...?
JUST A MINUTE.
531
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,661
WHAT HAPPENED?
532
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,762
OTIS GOT IN AN ARGUMENT
533
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,796
WITH LAMAR TUTTLE.
534
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,165
LAMAR PUNCHED HIM
IN THE NOSE.
535
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,332
LAMAR TUTTLE?
536
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,767
YEAH, LAMAR'S
FLOYD'S COUSIN.
537
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,135
THIS IS IT.
538
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,470
YOU GO GET FLOYD
AND MR. FOLEY
539
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,637
AND BRING 'EM IN HERE.
540
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,473
I'LL CALL YOU
RIGHT BACK, OTIS.
541
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,874
WELL, HOLD
YOUR HEAD BACK.
542
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,212
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES,
I'LL GET FLOYD...
543
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,382
DO IT RIGHT NOW, AND TRY
TO DO NO MORE DAMAGE ON THE WAY.
544
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,583
DAMAGE?!
WHAT...?
545
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,151
NOW!
546
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,387
OPIE, GO HOME,
GET CLEAN CLOTHES,
547
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,555
COME BACK, AND I'LL
GIVE YOU A NOTE.
548
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,723
OKAY, PAW.
549
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,660
H-HELLO. SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
550
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,230
WELL... WHA...
BETTY ANN, BETTY ANN,
551
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,598
TALK A LITTLE SLOWER.
552
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,865
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
553
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,369
WHO PUNCHED YOU?
554
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:02,675
NOW, I'LL TELL YOU
WHY WE'RE HAVING
THIS LITTLE HEARING.
555
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,744
WE'RE HAVING THIS HEARING
556
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,547
SO WE CAN SETTLE THIS THING
BETWEEN YOU TWO FELLOWS
557
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,581
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
558
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,383
HOW CAN YOU
HAVE A HEARING
559
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,452
WITHOUT YOUR
MATERIAL WITNESS...
560
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,726
NOW, WHAT STARTED OUT AS A
LITTLE, INSIGNIFICANT THING
561
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,429
HAS GOTTEN BLOWN UP
ALL OUT OF REASON.
562
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,497
PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING
ALL OVER TOWN
563
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,966
AND SOME OF 'EM DON'T
EVEN KNOW ONE ANOTHER.
564
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,601
GOOBER OUGHT TO BE HERE.
565
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,504
I SAY, GOOBER
OUGHT TO BE HERE.
566
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,440
YOU EXPECT THIS HEARING
TO BE OFFICIAL,
567
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,375
YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
YOUR MATERIAL WITNESS.
568
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,443
I OUGHT TO GO GET HIM.
569
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,344
GO GET HIM.
570
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,511
I WILL.
571
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,723
MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING
BARNEY LEFT.
572
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:54,527
MAYBE NOW WE CAN SETTLE
THIS THING LIKE FRIENDS.
573
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,695
FRIENDS, HUH?
574
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,764
DO FRIENDS PUNCH YOU
IN THE NOSE?
575
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,499
DO FRIENDS CALL YOU
A CROOK?
576
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,668
WELL, YOU ARE A CROOK!
WHAT?!
577
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,770
WAIT A MINUTE.
578
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,238
NOW, LET'S NOT START
579
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,939
THE WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN.
580
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,776
YOU'VE BOTH KNOWN ONE ANOTHER
MUCH TOO LONG
581
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,744
TO TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.
582
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,012
NOW, I MEAN IT.
583
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,283
YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR 20 YEARS.
584
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,418
MORE THAN FRIENDS.
YOU'VE BEEN NEIGHBORS.
585
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,819
YOU MUST HAVE SEEN ONE ANOTHER
586
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,888
THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE
IN THAT TIME.
587
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,524
NOW, YOU'RE NOT KIDS,
EITHER ONE OF YOU.
588
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,294
AND YOU BOTH KNOW
THE VALUE OF OLD FRIENDS.
589
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,663
AND THE FIRST LAW OF FRIENDSHIP
IS TO BE READY TO FORGIVE.
590
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:34,000
I KNOW YOU'RE BOTH SORE ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
591
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,903
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED
592
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,407
COULDN'T BE MADE RIGHT
BY A WARM, FORGIVING HANDSHAKE.
593
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,476
DO YOU?
594
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,844
WELL, DO YOU?
595
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,051
YOU KNOW, CHARLIE, THAT'S
JUST ABOUT THE SAME THING
596
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,322
THAT SHERIFF POINDEXTER
SAID TO US 19 YEARS AGO.
597
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,656
THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS.
598
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,057
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
599
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:02,595
WELL... WE SHOOK HANDS,
DIDN'T WE, CHARLIE?
600
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,031
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE DID.
601
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:09,769
AND THEN I INVITED HIM OVER
FOR A FREE SHAVE.
602
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,971
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
603
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,573
WELL, IF IT WORKED THEN
604
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,042
I DON'T SEE ANY REASON
WHY IT COULDN'T WORK NOW.
605
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,783
DOES THAT MEAN I GET
A FREE SHAVE?
606
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,052
OH, WHAT DID
I TELL YOU, ANDY.
607
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,620
HE'S A NICE FELLOW.
608
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,956
BUT HE ALWAYS WAS
A CHEAPSKATE!
609
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,709
WELL, I GOT HIM,
HERE HE IS.
610
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:50,710
HEY, ANDY.
611
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,744
HEY, GOOBER.
612
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,112
DID YOU TAKE A RECESS?
613
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,581
NO, THE CASE IS CLOSED.
614
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,715
THE CASE IS CLOSED?
615
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,883
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
616
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,751
JUST WHAT I SAID,
THE CASE IS CLOSED.
617
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,631
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
618
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,632
THE DOCUMENT.
619
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,733
WHAT DOCUMENT?
620
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,702
THE DOCUMENT
THAT CLOSES THE CASE.
621
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,704
DID THEY AGREE
TO DROP CHARGES?
622
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,006
DON'T MESS UP THE PAPERS,
IT'S NOT THERE.
623
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,575
HUH?
OH.
624
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,043
IT'S NOT THERE,
EITHER.
625
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,379
WELL, WELL, WHAT DID
YOU DO WITH IT?
626
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,881
WELL, ACTUALLY, BARNEY,
I DON'T HAVE A PAPER.
627
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,017
SEE, WE JUST TALKED
IT OVER LIKE FRIENDS.
628
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,019
THEY SHOOK HANDS,
AND THAT WAS THAT.
629
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,454
THEY SHOOK HANDS!
630
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,088
YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T
SIGN ANYTHING?
631
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:36,956
NO.
632
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:37,990
WELL, THEN THE CASE
633
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,091
STILL ISN'T CLOSED.
634
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,394
IT'S AS OPEN
AS IT EVER WAS.
635
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,002
YOU KNOW, ANDY,
BARNEY'S A WONDERFUL FELLER
636
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,673
BUT SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND HIM, DO YOU?
637
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,141
YEAH.
HE'S A NUT.
638
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,443
OH.
639
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,977
WHERE YOU RECKON
HE'S RUN OFF TO?
640
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,479
OH, I DON'T...
641
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,816
HE'S GONE TO THE BARBERSHOP,
COME ON!
642
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,004
OH, THAT'S A GOOD
HAIRCUT, FLOYD.
643
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,773
OH, THANK YOU, BARNEY.
644
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,040
VERY GOOD.
645
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,042
UM...
646
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,144
A DOLLAR.
MM-HMM.
647
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:34,614
$1.50.
648
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:37,750
AND $1.75.
649
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,151
IT'S $2 EVEN.
650
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,520
$2?
651
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,088
I THOUGHT A HAIRCUT
WAS $1.75.
652
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,624
WHAT'S THE OTHER
TWO BITS FOR?
653
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,827
WELL, FOR TONIC.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TONIC.
654
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,096
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT IT DRY.
I WANTED WATER.
655
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,798
BUT I USED TONIC.
656
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,866
WATER'S NO GOOD FOR THE HAIR.
IT DRIES UP YOUR SCALP.
657
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,201
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
PAY FOR IT.
658
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,470
THE HECK YOU'RE NOT!
YOU GOT IT ON YOUR HEAD!
659
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,972
WELL, I DIDN'T ASK
FOR IT!
660
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,574
WHAT'S GOING ON?
661
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,576
FLOYD USED TONIC ON MY HAIR,
AND I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT.
662
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,177
SO I'M NOT GONNA HIM
THE QUARTER.
663
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:08,114
HE DID ASK FOR IT.
HE ALWAYS GETS TONIC.
664
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,116
BUT I DIDN'T ASK FOR
IT THIS TIME!
665
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,184
I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT
BY NAME, DID I?
666
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,020
SO WHAT?
GIVE HIM THE QUARTER.
667
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,888
ANDY, I'M NOT
GIVING HIM THE QUARTER!
668
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,590
HE CAN PULL THAT
ON SOME PEOPLE.
669
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:18,891
HE'S NOT PULLING IT
ON ME.
670
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,226
GIVE HIM THE QUARTER.
671
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:21,594
IT'S NOT THE MONEY.
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE.
672
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,095
GIVE HIM THE QUARTER.
673
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,702
YOU WANT TO FINISH
THAT HAIRCUT YOU STARTED
674
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:30,970
THE OTHER DAY?
675
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,772
IT'S BAD.
WATER'S BAD FOR YOUR HAIR.
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