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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

WITH RONNY HOWARD...

ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

WILL YOU HURRY UP?

I'LL BE THROUGH IN A MINUTE.

I JUST GOT TO SEND THIS TO THE STATE POLICE TONIGHT.

WISH BARNEY AND THELMA LOU WOULD GET HERE.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE.

YEAH.

LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE, TOO. YEAH?

"MAYBERRY AFTER MIDNIGHT" GIVES IT 3 1/2 CLOVERS.

NO KIDDING.

MM-HMM.

"'THE HOUSE WITHOUT WINDOWS'

"IS THE SUSPENSE COMEDY OF THE YEAR.

YOUR REPORTER GUARANTEES

THAT YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN THE AISLE ONE MINUTE

AND UNDER YOUR SEAT THE NEXT.

OH. MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE WORN OUR OLD CLOTHES.

MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE.

WELL, HERE WE ARE. WE SHOULD'VE.

HI, EVERYBODY.

Andy: HI, BARN.

I HOPE WE DIDN'T KEEP YOU WAITING.

HEY, YOU READY TO GO, ANGE?

IN A MINUTE.

IT'S A SCARY ONE TONIGHT, HELEN.

HOPE YOU CAN TAKE IT.

HER

REMEMBER THE MUMMY PICTURE?

YOU KIDDING? I NEVER MOVED A MUSCLE.

MAYBE THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU HAD YOUR EYES CLOSED.

HEY, BARN, YOU SEEN THE STAMPS?

THEY'RE RIGHT THERE IN THE DRAWER, AIN'T THEY?

COME ON. I'LL FIX THAT FOR YOU.

OH, WOULD YOU, HELEN? UH, I CAN'T FIND THEM.

WELL, IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE DRAWER.

I KNOW WHERE THE STAMPS ARE.

LISTEN, AFTER THE PICTURE, LET'S GO DOWN TO THE LAKE

AND KIND OF GET LOST DOWN THERE.

LOST? YOU KNOW...

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU AND THELMA LOU AND ME AND HELEN,

WE'LL KIND OF SEPARATE.

TAKE IT EASY. WE'LL HAVE TO PLAY IT BY EAR.

THERE. IT'S FINE.

THANKS. BETTER HURRY, FELLAS.

THE MOVIE'S GOING TO START.

RIGHT.

OKAY, COME ON.

I'M KIND OF ANXIOUS TO SEE THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU?

WELL, LET'S GO.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

OH. HI, GOOBER.

HI, GOOBER.

WHERE Y'ALL GOIN'?

WELL, WE THOUGHT WE'D GO TO THE MOVIES.

NEWSPAPER SAYS IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD 'UN --

3 1/2 CLOVERS.

YEAH. WE READ THAT.

WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I MIGHT SEE YOU THERE.

OKAY.

YEAH, WELL, LET'S GO.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH US, GOOBER?

OH, Y'ALL DON'T NEED ME.

GOOBER, YOU CAN GO WITH US.

OH, NO. Y'ALL GO AHEAD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, GOOBER.

IF HE DON'T WANT TO COME...

I'LL COME.

WELL, LET'S, UH...GO.

HELEN, THELMA LOU... GOOBER.

MORNING, BARN.

MORNING.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT, ANDY?

I'VE HAD BETTER.

WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME WHAT KIND OF A TIME I HAD?

I CAN GUESS. GO AHEAD AND ASK.

OH, BARN... ASK, ASK, ASK.

WHAT KIND OF TIME DID YOU HAVE?

ROTTEN.

YOU ASKED, I TOLD YOU.

ROTTEN, ROTTEN, ROTTEN.

I HAD A ROTTEN TIME LAST NIGHT.

WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TOO GOOD A TIME.

HAD A NICE CANOE RIDE...

ME AND HELEN AND GOOBER.

I KNOW.

HE TOLD ME

WHEN HE WAS WALKING ME AND THELMA LOU HOME.

HE STAYED WITH US.

WHEN I SAID GOOD NIGHT TO THELMA LOU

I HAD TO SHAKE HER HAND -- AND HIS!

WELL, IT'S A PROBLEM.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THEM GIRLS.

EVERY TIME HE COMES AROUND LOOKING PATHETIC,

WHY, THEY JUST INVITE HIM ALONG

AND THEN HE HANGS AROUND AND HANGS AROUND AND HANGS AROUND.

WELL, I JUST BEEN SITTING HERE STUDYING ABOUT THAT.

YOU KNOW, THERE MIGHT BE A SOLUTION.

WHAT?

WELL, MAYBE IF GOOBER GOT HIMSELF A GIRL...

A GIRL

YEAH.

IF HE HAD A GIRL, HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE TRAILING ALONG

AFTER US ALL THE TIME.

YOU KNOW, ANDY, THAT JUST MIGHT BE THE SOLUTION.

GOOBER'S GOT TO GET HIMSELF A GIRL.

GOOBER, ANDY AND ME HAVE BEEN TALKING,

AND WE'VE DECIDED YOU'VE GOT TO GET A GIRL.

WHAT BARNEY MEANS, GOOBER

IS THAT YOU MIGHT ENJOY YOURSELF MORE IF YOU HAD A GIRL.

I MEAN, BARNEY'S GOT A GIRL. I GOT A GIRL.

ALL GOD'S CHILDREN GOT A GIRL.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT MIGHT BE NICE, GOOBER,

IF YOU HAD A GIRL.

WELL, AN ELIGIBLE BACHELOR LIKE YOURSELF, GOOBER,

THERE'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY ALREADY.

ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY THAT YOU LIKE AND ADMIRE?

YEAH. WHO IS SHE?

MAUREEN O'SULLIVAN.

WHO?

YOU KNOW THAT GIRL THAT PLAYS JANE IN "TARZAN"?

SHE SURE CAN SWIM.

UH, NO, GOOBER.

ACTUALLY, UH, WHAT WE HAD IN MIND

WAS SOMEBODY FROM AROUND HERE.

ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY FROM AROUND HERE THAT YOU LIKE?

YEAH.

DO YOU EVER SEE HER?

YEAH, WHEN SHE BRINGS HER CAR IN.

WHO IS SHE, GOOB?

LYDIA CROSSWAITH.

OH. LYDIA CROSSWAITH.

UH, YOU KNOW LYDIA CROSSWAITH, BARN.

SURE. SHE'S FINE, GOOB.

OH, YEAH, SHE'S PROBABLY JUST DYING

FOR YOU TO ASK HER FOR A DATE.

YOU THINK SO?

OH, YEAH.

I'D SURE LIKE TO, BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.

JUST ACT NATURAL.

YOU TALK TO HER WHEN SHE BRINGS HER CAR IN HERE, DON'T YOU?

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?

HER TIRES. SHE'S GOT BAD TIRES.

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?

WELL, SHE DOES HAVE AN OIL PROBLEM.

YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING BUT HER TIRES AND HER OIL?

AIN'T NOTHING ELSE WRONG WITH HER.

IS THAT HOW YOU ACT TOWARDS GIRLS, GOOBER?

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

YOU DON'T START OFF BY TALKING ABOUT CARS.

BARNEY.

NOW, GOOBER, YOU AGREE THAT YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE A DATE.

YEAH.

AND YOU BELIEVE LYDIA CROSSWAITH IS THE ONE, RIGHT?

YEAH. GOOD.

CALL HER UP AND ASK HER FOR A DATE FOR TONIGHT.

TONIGHT?

YEAH, GET RIGHT WITH IT.

WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ON A DATE.

OH, WELL, UH, UH...

YOU GO UP TO HER HOUSE AND YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR,

AND WHEN SHE COMES TO THE DOOR, YOU SAY HELLO.

HELLO?

COULD I JUST SAY HEY? 'CAUSE I'M MORE USED TO THAT.

HEY.

BROTHER.

AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT HER CAR,

TALK ABOUT HER CAR.

AND MAYBE THAT'LL LEAD YOU TO TALKING ABOUT TRAVELING.

YOU KNOW, ASK HER IF SHE'S BEEN UP TO RALEIGH.

YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT HOW HOT IT IS UP THERE

AND HOW COOL IT IS DOWN HERE, HUH?

ANDY, EVEN HIGH SCHOOL KIDS DON'T TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER.

BARNEY.

AND THEN AFTER THAT, TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO.

YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT... SAY HER HOUSE LOOKS NICE.

SAY THAT SHE LOOKS NICE.

AND THEN BY THE END OF THE EVENING

YOU OUGHT TO BE FRIENDLY ENOUGH TO, UH...

HOLD HER HAND.

HALLELUJAH.

HOLD HER HAND?

YEAH, HOLD HER HAND.

SHOW HER YOU LIKE HER.

HOLD HER HAND.

ANDY, I'M MUCH OBLIGED TO YOU FOR THIS.

AND I SURE HOPE IT WORKS OUT.

OH, SURE, IT WILL, GOOBER. SURE, IT WILL.

NOW GOOD LUCK AND DON'T FORGET TO CALL HER.

RIGHT.

OKAY.

PATHETIC.

HEY...CAR...

TRAVEL...RALEIGH.

HEY...

CAR...

TRAVEL...

RALEIGH.

HEY, LYDIA.

HELLO, GOOBER.

WON'T YOU COME IN?

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

A LITTLE WINDY OUT, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

HOW'S YOUR CAR?

IT'S--IT'S NICE TO TRAVEL IN A CAR,

ESPECIALLY UP TO RALEIGH,

WHERE IT'S COOL UP THERE AND HOT DOWN HERE.

THAT'S A NICE-LOOKING DRESS.

OH, THANK YOU.

YOUR HOUSE LOOKS REAL NICE, TOO.

OH, THANK YOU.

WELL, NIGHT.

OH. HI, GOOBER.

HEY, BARN.

HEY, YOU'D BETTER GET GOING FOR YOUR DATE, HADN'T YOU?

IT'S ALMOST 8:00.

I ALREADY BEEN.

YOU WERE ON YOUR DATE ALREADY?

YEAH, AND IT SURE WENT FAST.

AND I FOLLOWED ALL THE DIRECTIONS.

GOOBER, YOU WERE ON A DATE.

YOU WEREN'T TAKING MEDICINE.

I RECKON I DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT.

MAYBE I OUGHT TO TALK TO ANDY AGAIN.

NO, THAT AIN'T GONNA HELP.

I GUESS I JUST WASN'T CUT OUT FOR DATING.

NOW, DON'T PANIC.

I'LL PULL YOU THROUGH.

MUST BE SOME WAY

OF GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ON THIS THING.

IF THERE WAS JUST SOME WAY OF FIXING IT UP

SO YOU COULD SEE HOW NORMAL PEOPLE ACT WITH GIRLS.

HEY! HOW ABOUT YOU AND THELMA LOU?

I COULD GO ALONG WITH Y'ALL AND WATCH WHAT YOU DO.

ARE YOU BATTY?!

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN ANYTHING

IF I KNOW YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE?

I WOULDN'T BE ACTING NATURAL.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

ANDY'S OVER AT HELEN'S RIGHT NOW WATCHING TV.

NOW, HE WOULDN'T KNOW THAT...

YEAH.

YEAH. COME ON, GOOB.

ALL RIGHT NOW, GOOBER.

YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, YOUR EYES OPEN

AND YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING.

BARN, BARN

THEY'RE COMING.

PIPE DOWN. THIS AIN'T A BALLPARK.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ADVENTURE?

FINE.

SEE HOW HE SITS REAL CLOSE TO HER?

YOU'D PROBABLY SIT WAY OVER AT THE OTHER END.

HAVE TO MOVE TWO OR THREE FEET.

MIGHT TAKE YOU HALF THE NIGHT.

HE SURE AIN'T GIVING HER MUCH ROOM.

HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO.

LOOK, BARN. LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, QUIET, QUIET.

SEE, HE'S MAKING HIS MOVE NOW.

OH, THAT'S SMOOTH.

THAT'S REAL SMOOTH.

NOTICE HOW HE DON'T CALL ATTENTION TO HIS ARM?

JUST FLOATS IT OUT THERE.

THERE'S YOUR AUTOMATIC REFLEX.

WHY, IT SURE IS SOMETHING.

JUST FLOATS IT OUT THERE.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

DIVERSIONARY TACTICS.

NOW WHERE'S THE FOX?

SAW IT, BARN-- FLOATER.

YEAH.

UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,

YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A KISS COMING UP ABOUT NOW.

BARN, BARN.

QUIET, QUIET.

THEY'RE DOING IT! THEY'RE DOING IT!

BE QUIET.

ATTABOY, ANDY! ATTABOY, ANDY!

COME ON, ANDY!

WAY TO GO! HEY! BOY HOWDY!

HEY, WAY TO GO, ANDY.

BEAUTIFUL. YOU TOO, MISS HELEN.

BARNEY, WHAT ARE YOU AND GOOBER DOING OUT HERE?

WE WAS JUST....

WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD...

NOW, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, ANGE.

SMOOTH, ANDY,

THE WAY YOU FLOATED THAT ARM OUT THERE.

YOU, TOO, HELEN.

COME ON.

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD ANYMORE?

I'M NOT MAD.

YOU POSITIVE?

I'M POSITIVE.

YOU'RE STILL MAD. I CAN TELL.

YOU KEEP IT UP AND I'LL GET MAD.

IS HELEN MAD?

SHE GOT OVER IT.

YOU POSITIVE?

SHE DID ASK ME TO PICK UP SOME BLACKOUT CURTAINS.

OH, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS THIS WHOLE THING WAS YOUR IDEA.

MY IDEA?! YEAH, YOUR IDEA.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED TO GET GOOBER A GIRL.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO

WITH YOU SNEAKING AROUND PEEPING INTO HELEN'S HOUSE?

WELL, I DID THAT FOR US!

THANKS TO ME, HE'S GOING OUT WITH LYDIA TONIGHT.

HE IS?

YEAH. HE LEARNED SOMETHING AFTER ALL.

OH.

WELL, GOOD.

AT LEAST WE CAN GET TOGETHER WITH OUR GIRLS

AND BE ALONE FOR A CHANGE.

SURE. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE ARGUING.

ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING TURNED OUT JUST FINE.

IN A WAY, THE WHOLE THING'S KIND OF GRATIFYING.

GRATIFYING?

WHEN YOU WORK WITH A MAN,

YOU SHAPE HIM, YOU HELP HIM, YOU MOLD HIM.

THEN ONE DAY, IT ALL PAYS OFF-- WHEN HE GOES OUT THERE TO SOLO.

NOW, REMEMBER, BARN -- NO GIVING SIGNALS.

NO KICKING UNDER THE TABLE OR MAKING FACES.

KID, WHEN IT COMES TO BRIDGE,

I DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THEM ANTICS.

LAST TIME, I SAW YOU TWITCHING YOUR NOSE AT THELMA LOU.

SURE, YOU DID. SURE, YOU DID.

WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL...

I BELIEVE YOU OPEN THE BIDDING, ANGE.

MM-HMM.

HMM. HMM. HMM. HMM.

PASS.

OH, LET'S SEE.

UM, UH, ONE HEART.

WHAT'S THAT? WHAT?

YOU SCRATCH YOUR HEART, SHE SAYS "ONE HEART." WHAT'S THAT?

I WASN'T SCRATCHING MY HEART. I WAS JUST SCRATCHING.

JUST SCRATCHING? UH-HUH. I DON'T WANT HEARTS.

STOP THAT. STOP THAT. STOP THAT. STOP THAT.

HEARTS ISN'T EVEN WHAT I WANT. GO AHEAD, HELEN.

UH, PASS.

TWO HEARTS.

WHAT? TWO HEARTS?

WHAT'S THIS?

THAT -- I WASN'T --

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE THE DUMMY OR SOMETHING.

OH, OH, WOULD YOU GET THAT, PLEASE?

OH, OKAY.

THANK YOU, ANDY.

BARNEY!

HEY, ANDY. HEY, GOOBER.

THOUGHT YOU'D BE OVER HERE.

THOUGHT WE'D DROP BY AND SEE YOU.

SAY HEY TO LYDIA.

HEY, LYDIA. HELLO.

COMING OVER, SHE TOOK MY ARM.

SWELL.

WELL, UM, WON'T YOU COME IN?

UH, LYDIA, THIS IS HELEN AND THELMA LOU.

THELMA, HELEN, THIS IS LYDIA.

BARNEY.

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS GOOBER.

HELLO, GOOBER.

HEY.

YOUR HOUSE LOOKS REAL NICE, HELEN.

Helen: THANK YOU.

SURE LOOKS DIFFERENT ON THE INSIDE.

GOOBER.

YOU LOOK VERY... VERY NICE, LYDIA.

THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK VERY NICE TONIGHT, GOOBER.

THANK YOU.

YOUR HAIR IS DRIPPING.

LYDIA, WOULDN'T YOU AND GOOBER LIKE

TO SIT DOWN ON THE COUCH?

OH, NO, WE COULDN'T SIT THERE.

THAT'S FOR YOU AND ANDY.

THAT'S THE COUCH I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

WELL, UH, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

YEAH. SIT SOMEWHERE.

SIT, UH, HERE.

THELMA LOU.

THANK YOU.

SIT, BARN.

LYDIA, WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PRETZEL?

NO, THANK YOU.

THEY LAY ON MY CHEST.

I'M SORRY.

GOOBER?

YO.

NOT MUCH LAYS ON HI CHEST.

WHAT Y'ALL DOIN' TONIGHT?

WE WERE PLAYING BRIDGE.

I ALWAYS DID WANT TO LEARN THAT GAME.

SIX CAN'T PLAY BRIDGE, GOOBER.

WELL, HOW ABOUT SET-BACK OR GO FISH?

WANT TO PLAY GO FISH, LYDIA?

I DON'T GAMBLE.

SHE DON'T GAMBLE.

THAT'S NICE.

NEVER HAVE TO ARREST YOU.

WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO PLAY CARDS.

NO.

LYDIA, HOW'S YOUR FAMILY?

FINE.

UH, IS, UH...

IS YOUR FATHER STILL WITH THE LUMBER PLANT?

NO.

WELL, WHAT'S HE DOING?

WHO?

YOUR FATHER.

HE'S WORKING.

OH.

THAT'S GOOD.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, ABOUT A MAN WORKING.

OH.

IT'S GOOD FOR A MAN TO WORK.

I BELIEVE IN WORK.

SOME PEOPLE ARE AGAINST WORK,

BUT I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT IF A MAN WORKS

AND HE HAS PRIDE IN HIS WORK

WELL, THERE YOU'VE GOT A MAN THAT...

UH...

MY FATHER HATES HIS JOB.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GO SOMEPLACE?

SURE. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

THERE'S A GOOD MOVIE OVER IN MT. PILOT

"THE RAIDERS OF TRIPOLI."

OH, YEAH.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

I SAW IT.

SHE SEEN IT.

HEY, I GOT IT.

I GOT IT.

WE HAVEN'T BEEN BOWLING IN A LONG TIME.

LET'S GO BOWLING.

I'D LOVE IT.

GOOD IDEA.

YOU BOWL, LYDIA?

I'VE DONE IT.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

CAN'T. I HAVE A BAD BACK.

IF I THREW A BALL, I'D BE IN TRACTION FOR A MONTH.

WELL, LISTEN, EVERYBODY.

WE'RE NOT BEING FAIR.

WHY DON'T WE LET LYDIA CHOOSE

WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO?

YOU KNOW, HELEN'S RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, LYDIA?

ANYTHING.

ACTUALLY, WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE?

CAN'T WE JUST STAY HERE AND TALK,

LIKE WE'VE BEEN DOING?

UH...

LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE.

WHERE?

ANYWHERE. JUST A DRIVE AROUND.

OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CAR RIDES.

I GET CARSICK.

YOU CAN SIT BY THE WINDOW.

WELL, YOU CAN SIT BY THE WINDOW, LYDIA.

ANDY SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHERE AM I GOING TO SIT?

I HAVE TO BE NEAR THE WINDOW.

COULD YOU MOVE OVER A LITTLE BIT, BARN?

THE DOOR HANDLE'S ALREADY IN MY SIDE.

THIS JUST AIN'T GONNA WORK.

ONE OF YOU GET IN THE FRONT.

GO ON, GOOB.

YOU'RE NEXT TO THE DOOR.

I'D LIKE TO SIT NEXT TO THELMA LOU.

WHAT ABOUT ME AND LYDIA?

WHAT ABOUT YOU AND LYDIA?

ONE OF YOU GET IN THE FRONT.

A LOT YOU CARE. YOU'RE UP THERE WITH HELEN.

WE'RE NOT MOVING TILL ONE OF YOU GETS IN THE FRONT.

ARE WE ALL SET?

YEAH. LET'S START DRIVING.

YOU ALL RIGHT, LYDIA?

YES. NOW THAT I'M NEAR THE WINDOW.

ANDY, IT SURE WAS NICE OF YOU TO GO BACK

AND GET LYDIA'S HAIR RIBBON.

GOOBER, WOULD YOU TELL HER

TO QUIT HANGING HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW LIKE A DOG?

WE OUGHT TO TELL HIM.

WE OUGHT TO COME RIGHT OUT AND TELL HIM.

BARNEY, HE'S STILL A FRIEND OF OURS.

NO SENSE IN HURTING HIS FEELINGS.

I'LL STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT. DON'T JUMP ON HIM.

IF WE START PUSSYFOOTING AROUND,

HE'LL WANT TO COME TO THAT DANCE TONIGHT.

HORN RIGHT IN, DRAGGING THAT ALBATROSS WITH HIM.

HE WON'T HORN IN. I'LL TALK TO HIM.

LET ME DO THE TALKING.

I'LL COME RIGHT OUT AND TELL HIM.

HEY, ANDY. BARN.

HI, GOOBER.

GOOBER, FROM NOW ON...

BARNEY.

GOOBER, UH...

ABOUT THE DANCE TONIGHT.

SORRY, ANDY. CAN'T MAKE IT.

GOING OVER TO LYDIA'S. WHAT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

ALL DATED UP.

OH. WELL...WELL, THAT'S GREAT, GOOBER.

THAT'S GREAT. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?

IT IS WONDERFUL.

AND I SURE WANT TO THANK YOU TWO

FOR ALL THE HELP YOU GIVE ME.

OH, IT WAS NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.

HEY, LISTEN, WANT TO GET OFF TO A GOOD START?

YO.

TAKE HER A BOX OF CANDY. NEVER FAILS.

ANDY'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

SINCE WE GOT YOU STARTED ON THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE,

IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT WE BUY THE FIRST BOX.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, ANDY.

YOU GO OVER TO DOWNEY'S.

GET A BIG BOX OF ASSORTED DELUXE.

TAKE IT RIGHT TO HER.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO...

TAKE IT, TAKE IT.

YEAH, TAKE IT.

I'LL SETTLE WITH YOU LATER, ANGE.

HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?

LISTEN, JUST HAVING YOU AND LYDIA TOGETHER

BY YOURSELVES IS THANKS ENOUGH.

WE'LL SEE YOU, GOOB.

WELL? WE DID IT.

YEAH.

COME ON.

WELL, ISN'T IT NICE THAT GOOBER IS OVER

AT LYDIA'S HOUSE TONIGHT.

REAL NICE.

LET'S GO.

IT'S TIME FOR FREDDIE FLEET AND HIS BAND WITH A BEAT.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

OH, HEY, GOOBER.

LOOKED FOR YOU AT THE COURTHOUSE.

FIGURED YOU'D BE OVER HERE.

THEY'RE HERE ALL RIGHT, LYDIA. COME ON IN.

HEY, LYDIA. HELLO.

HELLO.

THOUGHT YOU ALL WOULD BE OVER AT LYDIA'S.

WAS.

ATE UP THAT BOX OF CANDY.

WASN'T NOTHING ELSE LEFT TO DO.

Y'ALL GOIN' TO THE DANCE?

UH... WELL, WE, UH, WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT.

MIND IF WE COME ALONG?

LYDIA DON'T DANCE.

BUT WE CAN ALL SIT AROUND

AND LISTEN TO MUSIC AND TALK.

UH, WELL, SHALL WE ALL GO OUT TO THE CAR

AND FIND OUR PLACES?

DO YOU MIND IF WE WALK?

I FEEL A LITTLE NAUSEOUS

FROM ALL THAT CANDY WE'VE BEEN EATING.

NICE GOING, ANDY.

HOW OLD WERE YOU THERE? 8.

SKINNY YOUNG'UN. SKINNY YOUNG'UN.

PHEW.

HI, GANG.

DROPPED THEL OFF.

DECIDED TO MAKE KIND OF AN EARLY EVENING OUT OF IT.

AHH.

YOU KNOW, THAT WASN'T TOO BAD A DANCE,

EVEN WITH GOOBER HANGING AROUND LIKE THAT.

HOW ABOUT THAT GOOBER, ANYWAYS?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM, ANGE?

NOW IS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW, BARN.

YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY TURNING INTO A PROBLEM,

THE WAY HE HANGS AROUND AND HANGS AROUND AND HANGS AROUND.

WHAT YOU KIDS BEEN DOING?

UH, JUST SITTIN' AROUND.

UH, HEY, BARNEY?

HELEN AND I THOUGHT THAT WE MIGHT GO OUT TO MORELLI'S

AND -- AND GET A PIZZA.

HEY, WHY DON'T WE DO THAT? COME ON. LET'S GO.

COME ON. COME ON.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, ANDY?

I'M GONNA TALK TO GOOBER.

I MEAN, I'M GONNA LAY IT RIGHT OUT FOR HIM AND TELL HIM,

BECAUSE AFTER ALL, A PEST IS A PEST IS A PEST...