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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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LISTEN, IS THAT IRON BED
STILL SITTING IN THE GARAGE?
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WELL, I'D MOVE THAT OUT
IF I WAS YOU.
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YEAH.
OKAY, MR. CLARK.
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I HOPE I CAN BE
OF SOME HELP TO YOU.
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RIGHT. RIGHT. BYE.
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MORNING, BARN.
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MORNING, ANDY.
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BOY, YOU SURE
ARE DOING A LOT
OF FIGURING.
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WHAT, ARE YOU
BUYING A HOUSE?
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WHAT?
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YOU BUYING A HOUSE?
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OH, NO.
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NOT ME PERSONALLY.
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I'M IN THE BUSINESS.
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HMM.
WHAT BUSINESS?
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THE REAL ESTATE
BUSINESS.
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SINCE WHEN YOU BEEN IN
THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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COME ON. SINCE WHEN YOU BEEN
IN THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS?
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...FIFTY-FOUR.
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SINCE I TALKED
TO MR. SCHLEMMER
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THE REAL ESTATE MAN.
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YEAH?
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I BUMPED INTO HIM AT THE DINER
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AND HE GOT ME TO THINKING.
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YEAH?
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WELL, HERE'S OLD MAN SCHLEMMER
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SITS AROUND HIS OFFICE
ALL DAY LONG
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SMOKING A BIG, FAT CIGAR
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AND NEVER STIRS UNLESS SOMEBODY
WANTS TO BUY SOMETHING.
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THEN HE TAKES
THEM OUT
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IN THAT OLD RATTLETRAP CAR
OF HIS
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AND IF THEY BUY,
HE COLLECTS FIVE PERCENT.
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NOW, HAS HE GOT IT MADE,
OR HAS HE GOT IT MADE?
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WELL, FIVE PERCENT.
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YEAH. I TELL YOU, ANDY,
A YOUNGER GUY WITH SOME DRIVE...
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LOOK. I ALREADY GOT
TWO DEALS COOKING.
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NO KIDDING?
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YEAH. LAST NIGHT I MADE
ABOUT TEN TELEPHONE CALLS--
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JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
FISHING IN THE DARK--
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AND I GOT
TWO HOT BITES.
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WHO?
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CLARKS AND THE MORTONSENS.
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YOU MEAN THE CLARKS
AND THE MORTONSENS
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WANT TO SELL THEIR HOUSES,
AND YOU GOT CUSTOMERS?
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NO, NO, ANDY.
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
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YOU SEE, THE CLARKS
WANT TO SELL THEIR HOUSE
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AND BUY A BIGGER HOUSE.
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NOW, THE MORTONSENS'
HOUSE
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IS JUST PERFECT FOR 'EM
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SO I'M GONNA PUT THE CLARKS
IN THE MORTONSENS' HOUSE
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AND THEN THE MORTONSENS
ARE GOING TO GET
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AN EVEN BIGGER PLACE.
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WELL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
TO PUT THE MORTONSENS?
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IN THE SIMS PLACE
OVER ON ELMWOOD.
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THE SIMSES
WANT TO SELL THEIR HOUSE?
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THEY WILL IF THEY CAN FIND
WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
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SURE SEEMS A LOT OF ACTIVITY
IN THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS
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ALL OF A SUDDEN.
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WELL, IT'S NOT
REALLY ALL OF
A SUDDEN, ANDY.
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IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE
BENEATH THE SURFACE.
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I TELL YOU,
I BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS
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LESS THAN 24 HOURS
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AND I'VE ALREADY LEARNED
SOMETHING FANTASTIC.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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EVERYBODY WANTS
TO SELL THEIR HOUSE.
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WHAT?
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NINE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE
ARE NOT COMPLETELY HAPPY
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WITH THE HOUSE THEY LIVE IN,
AND THEY'D SELL IN A MINUTE
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IF SOMEBODY'D
JUST GIVE 'EM A NUDGE.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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IT'S TRUE.
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JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE NUDGE,
AND THEY SELL THEIR HOUSE.
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WELL...
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I'LL TELL YOU ONE FELLA
THAT'S COMPLETELY SATISFIED
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WITH THE HOUSE HE'S LIVING IN.
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THAT'S ME.
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YES, SIR.
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OH, YEAH?
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
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THE WILLIAMS HOUSE
WAS AVAILABLE?
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YOU MEAN THAT WHITE HOUSE
OUT ON THE HIGHWAY
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WITH ALL THE BIG TREES?
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UH-HUH. THE ONE
YOU ALWAYS POINT OUT TO ME
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EVERY TIME WE DRIVE BY.
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WOULD YOU SELL YOUR HOUSE
IF I TOLD YOU
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I COULD PUT YOU
IN THE WILLIAMS HOUSE?
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WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
THE WILLIAMSES WANT TO SELL?
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I CALLED 'EM LAST NIGHT.
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THEY SAID THEY WOULD
IF THE PRICE WAS RIGHT.
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OH. WELL, THEY'D
PROBABLY WANT A
WHOLE LOT FOR IT.
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ANDY, SUPPOSE I TOLD YOU
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THAT I COULD PUT YOU
IN THAT LITTLE UNIT FOR $3,500?
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YOU'RE KIDDING. $3,500?
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SURE. WE COULD GET 24
FOR YOUR PLACE
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THEN WE COULD PICK UP THE
WILLIAMSES' FOR 27.5.
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YOU COULD GET A MORTGAGE
AT THE BANK FOR THE DIFFERENCE
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AND PSST!
YOU'RE IN THE WILLIAMS HOUSE!
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WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
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IT STARTS YOU THINKING,
DON'T IT, AND?
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YEAH, IT DOES.
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KIND OF A
FARFETCHED
IDEA, BUT...
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TALK IT OVER
WITH AUNT BEE TONIGHT
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AND SEE WHAT SHE SAYS?
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WELL, I...
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WELL, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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IS THIS A REAL
ESTATE OFFICE
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OR A SHERIFF'S OFFICE?
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HERE IT IS 9:00,
TEN MINUTES AFTER 9:00
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WE'RE TALKING HOUSES
AND REAL ESTATE
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AND WE GOT WORK TO DO.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S JUST A SIDELINE.
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IT'S STRICTLY
FOR OFF-DUTY HOURS.
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THE REST OF THE TIME,
I'M YOUR DEPUTY SHERIFF
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AND NOTHING ELSE.
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WELL, LONG AS YOU
KEEP IT LIKE THAT
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IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
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FIFE REALTY.
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UH, SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
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OH, HI, PAW.
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HI, SHERIFF.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HOWARD'S TRYING TO DECIDE
WHETHER TO BUY MY BIKE.
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OH. WELL,
IF HE BUYS YOUR BIKE
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?
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OPE? IF HE BUYS YOUR BIKE,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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WELL, I'LL TAKE
THE FIVE DOLLARS
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AND PUT IT WITH THE MONEY
I'VE SAVED
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AND BUY ANOTHER ONE.
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OH.
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FIVE DOLLARS, HUH?
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YEAH.
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THINK THAT'S
A FAIR PRICE,
SHERIFF?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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DID HE, UH...
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DID HE TELL YOU
ABOUT THE COASTER BRAKE?
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NO. WHAT ABOUT THE
COASTER BRAKE?
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WELL, IT SLIPS, DOESN'T IT?
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WELL, JUST SOMETIMES,
PAW.
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YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME THAT.
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AND, UH, THIS, UH...
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THIS CHAIN HERE
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KEEPS COMING APART,
DOESN'T IT?
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HEY, YEAH, THERE'S A
PIECE OF WIRE IN THERE.
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WELL, WHEN IT BUSTS
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YOU JUST PUT
IN ANOTHER PIECE OF WIRE.
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AND THESE INNER TUBES
ARE PRETTY OLD. ABOUT SHOT.
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THEY'RE BOTH JUST COVERED
WITH PATCHES.
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YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME
ANY OF THIS STUFF.
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WELL, YOU NEVER ASKED.
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SO WHAT? YOU SHOULD
HAVE TOLD ME ANYWAY.
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NO, I SHOULDN'T,
SHOULD I, PAW?
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SHOULD I HAVE TOLD HIM
IF HE DIDN'T ASK?
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WELL, I THINK SO, OPE.
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IF YOU'RE SELLING SOMETHING
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THE BUYER'S GOT A RIGHT TO KNOW
EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
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OTHERWISE,
IT'S NOT QUITE HONEST.
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OH.
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IT'S ABOUT SUPPERTIME,
OPE.
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YOU BETTER COME IN
PRETTY SOON AND WASH UP.
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SEE YOU, HOWARD.
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I WILL, PAW.
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I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT
FOR $4.
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I WOULDN'T TAKE THIS PIECE
OF JUNK IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME.
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OH, BOY.
MMM. LOOK AT THAT CAKE.
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MMM.
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YOU SURE RUINED THE DEAL
ON MY BIKE, PAW.
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HE WAS GOING TO BUY THAT BIKE
BEFORE YOU TOLD HIM WHAT WAS
WRONG WITH IT.
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LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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WOULD YOU HAVE FELT GOOD
ABOUT IT IF HE HAD BOUGHT IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'D HAVE HAD
FIVE DOLLARS.
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OPE, LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TALK IN FAIR DEALING.
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CAN I GET A GLASS
OF WATER FIRST?
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GO AHEAD.
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WHAT'S THIS
ABOUT A BIKE?
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OH, HE WAS TRYING TO SELL HOWIE
HIS BIKE FOR FIVE DOLLARS,
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AND HE WAS HIDING
A FEW OF THE FACTS.
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OHH.
YEAH.
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TURN IT ALL THE WAY,
OPE.
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YOU GOT TO TURN THE FAUCET
ALL THE WAY.
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Opie: OKAY, PAW!
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ANDY, WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO GET THAT FIXED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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LAST TIME
MR. FERRIS WAS OUT,
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HE SAID WE MIGHT NEED
A WHOLE NEW PLUMBING SYSTEM.
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WELL, I SURE HATE IT.
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IT SETS MY TEETH
ON EDGE.
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HEY, UH...
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MOVE?
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OH, ANDY, BE SERIOUS.
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WELL, I AM, KIND OF.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING YOU
ABOUT BARNEY
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BEING IN THE
REAL ESTATE BUSINESS.
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YES.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
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HE SAYS THE WILLIAMSES
MIGHT WANT TO SELL THEIR HOUSE.
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THE WILLIAMSES?
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YOU MEAN THAT PRETTY PLACE?
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WITH ALL THE BIG TREES, YEAH.
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OH.
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OH, BUT YOU COULDN'T
AFFORD THAT, COULD YOU, ANDY?
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WELL, ACCORDING TO BARNEY,
I COULD.
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SEE, WE COULD SELL OUR HOUSE
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AND THERE'D BE SOME DIFFERENCE
IN PRICE, OF COURSE.
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BUT HE SAYS
WE CAN GET
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A SMALL MORTGAGE
AT THE BANK
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AND WE'D BE
IN THE WILLIAMS HOUSE.
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WE GOING TO MOVE,
PAW?
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OH, NOT REALLY.
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WE'RE JUST TALKING.
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OH, I WONDER
WHO THAT CAN BE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL GO SEE.
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I GOT A COUPLE OUT IN THE CAR.
OKAY TO BRING THEM IN?
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YOU GOT WHAT?
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A COUPLE OF CUSTOMERS.
THE SIMS.
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THEY WANT
TO SEE YOUR HOUSE.
YOU MEAN NOW?
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YEAH, NOW.
WHAT IS IT, ANDY?
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BARNEY'S GOT A COUPLE IN THE
CAR. THEY WANT TO SEE THE HOUSE.
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YOU MEAN NOW?
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YEAH, IS IT OKAY?
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NO, NO.
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I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE
COME IN JUST LIKE THAT.
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I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN UP
THE PLACE.
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THE HOUSE IS A MESS.
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YEAH, HOW ABOUT HAVING THEM
COME SOME OTHER TIME, OKAY?
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NOW, I'VE BEEN
TELLING THEM
ABOUT THE HOUSE
234
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,037
AND I GOT THEM
WORKED UP TO
A FEVER PITCH.
235
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,105
WE CAN'T LET THEM
COOL OFF.
236
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,139
THIS MIGHT BE IT.
237
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,708
BESIDES, THE HOUSE
LOOKS GREAT.
238
00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,042
WHAT ARE YOU
ASHAMED OF?
239
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,811
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, AUNT BEE?
240
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,145
WELL, I GUESS
ALL RIGHT.
241
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,247
GIVE US A FEW MINUTES,
WILL YOU, BARNEY?
242
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,617
I'LL STALL THEM
AS LONG AS I CAN.
243
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,718
YEAH.
244
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,885
PUT THOSE BOOKS AWAY.
245
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:12,986
OH, OKAY.
246
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,055
OPIE, OPIE, PICK UP
YOUR HOMEWORK
247
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,289
AND THAT SWEATER.
248
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,759
OH, WHERE IS
THERE A DUSTER?
249
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,728
OH, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR A DUSTER.
250
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,596
WHAT SHOULD I DO
WITH ALL THIS?
251
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,697
TAKE IT UPSTAIRS.
252
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,365
NO, NO, NO,
PUT IT IN THE CLOSET.
253
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,235
PUT EVERYTHING
IN THE CLOSET, COME ON.
254
00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,205
PUT IT RIGHT HERE
IN THE CORNER, YEAH.
255
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,240
OKAY.
256
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,781
COME ON IN, FOLKS.
RIGHT ON IN.
257
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,917
THIS IS SHERIFF TAYLOR
AND AUNT BEE.
258
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:44,918
THE SIMS.
259
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,354
HELLO. I'VE SEEN
YOU UPTOWN.
260
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,695
OH, MY BOY
WAS IN THE CLOSET.
261
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,063
THAT'S, UH, OPIE.
262
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,298
HE'S A BRIGHT
LITTLE LAD.
263
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,800
AREN'T YOU, OPE?
264
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,304
UH, MY NAME IS LILA.
265
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,338
OH.
266
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,974
LILA.
267
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,109
HOPE WE'RE NOT DISTURBING
YOU FOLKS TOO MUCH.
268
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,644
NO.
269
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,380
NO, IT IS KIND OF
SHORT NOTICE, THOUGH.
270
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,817
WE REALLY WEREN'T
EXPECTING ANYBODY
THIS EVENING.
271
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,953
I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T
FIND THE HOUSE
IN VERY GOOD ORDER.
272
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,990
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, AUNT BEE?
273
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,191
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES
274
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,326
IT LOOKS AS GOOD
AS IT EVER DID.
275
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:30,230
I MEAN, AUNT BEE
ALWAYS KEEPS THIS PLACE
IN APPLE-PIE ORDER.
276
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,765
I CAN SEE THAT.
277
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,200
YES.
278
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,205
UH, WE, UH,
WERE THINKING
279
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,741
OF...OF PAINTING
IN HERE
280
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,342
IN A MONTH OR SO.
281
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,177
OH.
282
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,947
WELL...
283
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,385
THERE IS A LITTLE WORK
TO BE DONE
284
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,121
BUT WITH YOUR IMAGINATION
285
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,990
YOU FOLKS COULD REALLY
DO SOMETHING WITH THIS PLACE.
286
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,028
Aunt Bee:
WE'VE REALLY BEEN
VERY COMFORTABLE HERE.
287
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,797
WE'VE BEEN
VERY HAPPY HERE,
HAVEN'T WE, ANDY?
288
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,865
YES, YES, WE HAVE.
289
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,066
WE'VE LOVED THE PLACE.
290
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,935
WELL, I CAN VOUCH
FOR THAT.
291
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,003
THEY REALLY HAVE LOVED
THIS PLACE.
292
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,705
YOU REALLY HAVE LOVED IT.
293
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,973
YEAH.
294
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,943
HARRY...
HMM?
295
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,410
ASK THEM WHY
THEY'RE SELLING.
296
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,147
EXCUSE ME-- IF YOU
DON'T MIND MY ASKING
297
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,316
JUST WHY ARE
YOU FOLKS SELLING
THIS PLACE?
298
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:27,788
WELL, IT'S TOO SMALL.
IT'S TOO LARGE.
299
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,056
Barney:
WHAT THEY MEAN IS
300
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,357
IT'S TOO SMALL IN SOME PLACES
301
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,491
AND TOO LARGE IN OTHERS.
302
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,093
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. TAYLOR?
303
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,828
YES.
304
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,730
I THOUGHT
IT WAS BECAUSE
305
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,099
YOU WANTED TO BUY THE
WILLIAMS HOUSE, PAW.
306
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,367
UH, WELL...
307
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,469
I MEAN, IF WE SELL
THIS HOUSE
308
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,839
THEN MAYBE WE MIGHT
BUY THE WILLIAMS PLACE.
309
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,707
WHERE'S
THE WILLIAMS PLACE?
310
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,210
OH, IT'S WAY OUT.
311
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,979
IT'S IN ANOTHER PART
OF TOWN.
312
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,147
THAT'S NOT FOR YOU FOLKS,
BELIEVE ME.
313
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,916
NOT FOR YOU.
NOT AT ALL.
314
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,852
WELL, WHY DON'T
WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOUSE?
315
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,423
THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
316
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,158
YEAH, THE KITCHEN.
317
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,461
BOY, LOOK AT ALL
THIS CUPBOARD SPACE.
318
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,462
OH, YES.
319
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,199
IS A LOT OF
CUPBOARD SPACE.
320
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,400
DO YOU LIKE THE KITCHEN?
321
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,102
THIS ISN'T
A BAD KITCHEN.
322
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,437
A GOOD KITCHEN'S
VERY IMPORTANT
TO MY WIFE.
323
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,206
YES.
324
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,209
I ACTUALLY PAINTED
THIS KITCHEN
ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO.
325
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,276
OH?
326
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,845
YEAH. GAVE IT TWO COATS.
327
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,180
CAN'T EVEN SEE
THAT CRACK ANYMORE.
328
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,181
CRACK?
329
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,349
Opie:
PAW PAINTED OVER IT
330
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,951
SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT
ANYMORE.
331
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,219
BOY, LOOK AT THESE WINDOWS.
332
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,553
THE SUN COMES THROUGH THERE
333
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,788
IN THE DAYTIME.
334
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,223
THESE ARE GREAT FLOORS.
335
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,793
THIS LINOLEUM'S ONLY BEEN DOWN
A COUPLE OF YEARS.
336
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,129
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR. TAYLOR?
UH, YEAH.
337
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,363
HARRY?
WHAT?
338
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,198
THERE'S THE CRACK.
WHERE?
339
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,800
I SEE IT NOW.
340
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,368
WHERE? OH, YEAH, YEAH.
341
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,905
WELL, THAT JUST SHOWS
THE HOUSE HAS SETTLED.
342
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,874
WELL, I GUESS IT'S
NOT TOO IMPORTANT.
343
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,408
NO.
344
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,310
YOU GOING TO TELL THEM ABOUT
THE NOISE IN THE FAUCETS?
345
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,312
NOISE?
346
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,584
YOU GOT TO BE SURE AND
TURN THEM ON ALL THE WAY.
347
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,386
OTHERWISE, THEY DO THAT.
348
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,389
IT PROBABLY JUST NEEDS
A 10-CENT WASHER.
349
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,024
TURN IT OFF NOW, OPE.
350
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,260
WHY DON'T WE JUST
TAKE A LOOK
351
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,528
AT THE REST
OF THE HOUSE?
352
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,602
WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT
DOES IT.
353
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,272
I GUESS YOU'VE SEEN
EVERYTHING
354
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,341
INCLUDING THE ATTIC.
355
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,542
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
356
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,544
WELL, THERE ARE
A NUMBER OF THINGS
357
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,080
THAT NEED FIXING,
AREN'T THERE?
358
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,481
WELL, ALL MINOR THINGS.
359
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,383
I MEAN, A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL
WILL COVER THE WORKS.
360
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,318
YOU PUT A HUNDRED DOLLARS
INTO THIS PLACE
361
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,920
AND IT WILL BE
AS GOOD AS NEW.
362
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,554
WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO,
MR. TAYLOR?
363
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,323
OH... YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
364
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,992
I'D SAY THAT.
365
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,593
DID YOU FORGET TO TELL THEM
ABOUT THE ROOF, PAW?
366
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,062
ROOF?
367
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,530
Opie:
YOU KNOW, THE
WAY IT LEAKS?
368
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,932
THE ROOF LEAKS.
369
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,433
UH, WELL, YEAH...
370
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:57,070
IF IT WAS TO COME A
REAL BIG, HEAVY RAIN
371
00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,173
THEN IT MIGHT LEAK
A DROP OR TWO.
372
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,641
Opie:
BUT, PAW
373
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,210
IT WAS ONLY
DRIZZLING
LAST WEEK
374
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,577
AND YOU HAD TO GET OUT
THAT BIG BUCKET.
375
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,214
WELL, I THINK WE'VE
SEEN THE PICTURE.
376
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,615
GOOD NIGHT.
377
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,051
AND THANK YOU,
SHERIFF,
FOR LETTING US...
378
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,152
CHARMING HOUSE.
379
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,354
WAIT, WAIT...
WAIT A MINUTE.
380
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,973
OPIE.
381
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,376
WHAT, PAW?
382
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,947
YOU DID THAT JUST TO
GET EVEN, DIDN'T YOU?
383
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,281
DID WHAT, PAW?
384
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,416
SAYIN' ALL THOSE
THINGS ABOUT THE HOUSE
385
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,352
WHILE THE SIMSES
WERE HERE.
386
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,320
YOU WERE GETTIN'
BACK AT ME
387
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,556
FOR RUININ' THE
DEAL ON YOUR BIKE.
388
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,690
ISN'T THAT IT?
389
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,959
OH, NO, PAW.
390
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,526
BECAUSE IF YOU WERE...
391
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,928
I WASN'T, PAW.
392
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,229
I WASN'T. HONEST.
393
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,265
THEN WHY DID
YOU DO IT?
394
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,401
WELL, I WAS THINKIN'
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
395
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,469
WHAT?
396
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,337
THAT IF YOU'RE
SELLIN' SOMETHIN'
397
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,573
YOU SHOULD TELL PEOPLE
THE TRUTH ABOUT IT
398
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,041
OR ELSE IT AIN'T HONEST.
399
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,510
THAT DON'T JUST GO FOR BIKES,
DOES IT, PAW?
400
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,645
IT GOES FOR HOUSES, TOO,
DON'T IT?
401
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,646
OH.
402
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,383
WELL, UH...
403
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,051
OPIE...
404
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:22,189
THE FACT IS BIKES ARE BIKES
AND HOUSES ARE HOUSES.
405
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,991
YOU UNDERSTAND?
406
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,158
NO, PAW.
407
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,661
WELL, MAYBE I CAN, UH...
408
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,531
CAN CLEAR IT UP FOR YOU.
409
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,002
WHEN-WHEN I BOUGHT THIS
HOUSE FROM OLD MAN PARMALEY
410
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:38,271
THE CRACK WAS ALREADY IN
THE CEILING OF THE KITCHEN
411
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,474
AND MR. PARMALEY HAD
JUST PAINTED THE KITCHEN.
412
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,143
SO IT WOULDN'T SHOW?
413
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,444
THAT'S RIGHT.
414
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,446
AN-AND WHEN MR. PARMALEY
BOUGHT THE HOUSE
415
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,249
THERE WERE PROBABLY THINGS
WRONG WITH IT AT THAT TIME
416
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,750
AND HE WASN'T
TOLD EITHER
417
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,353
SO HE JUST PASSED
IT ON TO ME.
418
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,122
NOW, THAT'S THE
WAY IT IS, OPE.
419
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,289
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
420
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,225
AND THAT'S THE WAY
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
421
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,564
YOU MEAN THAT...
THAT KIDS SHOULD BE HONEST
422
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,534
BUT THE GROWNUPS
DON'T HAVE TO BE?
423
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,303
OH... NO. NO.
424
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,174
NO, IT, UH...
425
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,109
IT'S NOT THAT.
426
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,246
IT'S JUST, UH,
LIKE I SAID, UH...
427
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,482
BIKES ARE BIKES AND
HOUSES ARE HOUSES.
428
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,686
YOU BETTER GO TO BED.
429
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,122
OKAY, PAW.
430
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,133
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
BOY OF YOURS COST ME?
431
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,701
NO. WHAT?
432
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,437
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
TO THE PENNY WHAT
HE COST ME-- $3,478.
433
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,439
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
434
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,574
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
435
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,342
IT'S SIMPLE.
JUST FIGURE IT OUT.
436
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,578
I HAVE THE CLARKS BUYING
THE MORTONSES' HOUSE,
437
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,480
THE MORTONSES BUYING
THE SIMS HOUSE,
438
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,082
THE SIMS BUYING
YOUR HOUSE,
439
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,716
AND YOU BUYING
THE WILLIAMS HOUSE.
440
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,086
ADD THE TOTAL, TAKE 5%,
AND WHAT DO YOU GOT?
441
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,620
$3,478.
442
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,390
OH, I KNOW, BARN...
443
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,358
3,478 SIMOLEONS
444
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,360
UNTIL THAT KID OF YOURS
OPENED HIS BIG MOUTH.
445
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,496
WELL, NOW, BARN...
446
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,763
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
447
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,366
UH, HELLO, MR. SIMS.
448
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,534
SIMS.
449
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,836
UH, MR. SIMS,
450
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,772
THE REASON I BEEN TRYING
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU IS THAT
451
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,775
I WAS WONDERING IF THERE
WASN'T SOME WAY THAT WE...
452
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,377
YOU CAN'T TALK NOW?
453
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,613
WELL, UH, UH, COULD I SEE YOU
THIS EVENING?
454
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,814
MAYBE...
455
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,083
OH, PLEASE, MR. SIMS.
456
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,552
IF I COULD JUST HAVE
FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME...
457
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,587
THIS EVENING AT 7:00?
OH, FINE. FINE.
458
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,589
YEAH, TH-THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. BYE.
459
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,359
BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU.
460
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,727
YOU'RE GONNA
SEE HIM, HUH?
461
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,562
YEAH, AND I'M GONNA
DO MY DARNDEST
462
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,697
TO GET HIM INTERESTED
IN YOUR HOUSE AGAIN.
463
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,466
JUST KEEP
YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.
464
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,600
YEAH.
465
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,070
$3,478.
466
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,811
HERE THEY COME.
HERE THEY COME.
HERE THEY COME.
467
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,480
HERE, HERE.
468
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,881
HERE, SIT DOWN.
469
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,151
OPIE, OVER THERE.
470
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,253
OH, NO, THAT DOESN'T
LOOK NATURAL.
471
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,521
COME OVER HERE.
472
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,590
OPIE, DOWN.
473
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,293
HERE. HERE.
LAY DOWN. READ THIS.
474
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,694
I'VE ALREADY READ IT.
475
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,796
READ IT AGAIN. AND, OPE,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
476
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,372
COME IN.
477
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,241
OH.
478
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,676
MR. TAYLOR,
AUNT BEE.
479
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,710
OH...
OH...
480
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,711
HELLO.
481
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,712
HELLO.
482
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,881
MR. SIMS,
MRS. SIMS.
483
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,150
HELLO.
484
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,651
COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN
485
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,853
AND MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME.
486
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,356
WELL, JUST FOR A MINUTE.
487
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,325
YES, COME ON IN.
488
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,260
HERE, YOU JUST...
489
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,695
WELL, JUST
SIT DOWN.
490
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,630
WELL, ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU.
491
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,465
MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME.
492
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,472
WELL, HERE'S THE THING,
MR. TAYLOR.
493
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,508
WE'VE HAD A LITTLE TALK
THIS EVENING
494
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,709
AND THE SIMSES FEEL
495
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,844
THAT THEY MIGHT LIKE
TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
496
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,878
AT YOUR HOUSE.
497
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,547
Mr. Sims: YES, YOU SEE,
498
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,350
LILA LIKES SOME THINGS
ABOUT THE HOUSE VERY WELL.
499
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,418
OH, I SEE.
500
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,586
Barney:
AND LIKE I TOLD MR. SIMS
501
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,756
THERE'S NOTHING REALLY WRONG
WITH THE PLACE.
502
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,258
IT'S JUST THAT THE BOY, UH
503
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,360
SAID THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW,
LAST NIGHT
504
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,894
AND WE KNOW HOW KIDS EXAGGERATE.
505
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,596
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. TAYLOR?
506
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,335
WELL...
507
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,573
KIDS DO TEND
TO, UH... EXAGGERATE...
508
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,709
BUT, UH...
509
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,412
IN, UH, IN-IN THIS CASE
510
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,815
EVERYTHING THE BOY SAID
WAS TRUE.
511
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,817
HUH?
512
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,987
WELL, THE ROOF DOES LEAK,
AND THE PIPES DO RATTLE,
513
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,691
AND THERE IS A CRACK
IN THE CEILING OF THE KITCHEN.
514
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,993
I GOT TO...
I GOT TO LEVEL WITH YOU.
515
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,795
THE HOUSE IS 35 YEARS OLD
516
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,265
AND THERE ARE THINGS
WRONG WITH IT.
517
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,266
AND...
518
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,767
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
519
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,802
I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE THINGS
WRONG WITH THE HOUSE.
520
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,271
IT'S NOT PERFECT.
521
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,372
SHERIFF TAYLOR
522
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,706
DO YOU HAVE
ANOTHER CUSTOMER?
523
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,974
WHAT?
524
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,576
DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE
ELSE INTERESTED?
525
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,244
NO, NOT A SOUL.
526
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,546
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE TRYING
TO TALK US OUT OF THIS?
527
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,914
NO.
NOW, LOOK, I'VE BEEN
528
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,716
THROUGH THINGS
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
529
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,485
LET'S NOT PLAY
CAT AND MOUSE.
530
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,487
WE LIKE THIS HOUSE.
WE'LL TAKE IT.
531
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,821
THAT'S RIGHT,
AT YOU PRICE.
532
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,293
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIGN THE DEAL NOW?
533
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,827
OOH, I GOT THE
PAPERS RIGHT HERE.
534
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,362
WELL, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE.
535
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,264
ARE YOU HOLDING US UP
FOR MORE MONEY?
536
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,965
NO, NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL.
537
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,767
OUR-OUR DECISION
TO SELL THIS HOUSE
538
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,404
WAS BASED ON OUR BEING ABLE
TO GET THE WILLIAMS HOUSE
539
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,805
AND WE HAVEN'T
EVEN SEEN IT.
540
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,807
WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN THAT HOUSE
FOR YEARS.
541
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,042
ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU
AND AUNT BEE RUN OVER
542
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,444
AND HAVE A LOOK AT IT?
543
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,612
IT'S STILL EARLY.
544
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,314
I'LL STAY HERE
WITH THE SIMSES.
545
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,615
WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD.
546
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,983
I'LL JUST GIVE THEM A CALL
AND WE'LL JUST...
547
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,785
HERE'S THE PHONE.
548
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,522
STILL IN THE SAME PLACE.
549
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,326
WELL, YOU SURE HAVE
DONE IT UP LOVELY.
550
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,827
I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
551
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,829
ISN'T IT JUST--
JUST PRETTY?
552
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,332
OH, BEAUTIFUL,
JUST BEAUTIFUL.
553
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,003
DAD?
OH, HI.
554
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,640
MISS BEE, SHERIFF,
THIS IS MY SON HOWIE.
555
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,543
WE KNOW HOWIE. HOW'S THE
BIKE BUSINESS, HOWIE?
FINE.
556
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,512
HOWIE, YOUR FEET ARE ALL WET.
LOOK AT THE CARPET.
557
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,315
OH, I FORGOT.
I'M SORRY.
558
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,551
HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN AT THE
CREEK THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
559
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,420
NO, DAD, I'VE BEEN HERE ALL THE
TIME, DOWN IN THE BASEMENT,
SAILING THE BOAT.
560
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,490
"DOWN IN THE BASEMENT,
SAILING THE BOAT"?
561
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,326
YEAH, THERE'S ABOUT A FOOT OF
WATER DOWN THERE. IT'S GREAT.
562
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,329
THERE'S A FOOT OF WATER
IN YOUR BASEMENT?
563
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,765
WELL... SOMETIMES...
564
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,334
AFTER A HEAVY RAIN.
565
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,470
Howie:
SOMETIMES
THERE'S A LOT MORE,
566
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,938
BUT THERE'S PLENTY
FOR SAILING RIGHT NOW.
567
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,374
OH.
568
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,875
THE THING I WANTED
TO TELL YOU, DAD--
569
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,843
THE CRACK IN THE FURNACE
IS GETTING A LOT BIGGER
570
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,512
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FLAME
REAL CLEAR.
571
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,646
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE
572
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,981
TO GET A NEW ONE,
LIKE THE MAN SAID.
573
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:59,452
MR. WILLIAMS, UH,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
574
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,723
WHY DON'T WE BOTH JUST
STAY WHERE WE ARE
575
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,858
AND YOU TEND TO
YOUR BASEMENT
576
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,994
AND I'LL TEND
TO OUR PLUMBING
577
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,062
AND THE HOLES
IN THE ROOF
578
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,932
AND WE'LL JUST
STAY WHERE WE ARE?
579
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,569
WELL, IT'S A SHAME
IT COULDN'T WORK OUT.
580
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,508
WELL, I GUESS
WE BETTER GO.
581
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,642
WE WILL.
582
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,411
OH, I BETTER
WARN BARNEY.
583
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,413
COULD-COULD I
USE YOUR PHONE?
584
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,114
OH, OF COURSE.
OVER BY THE DOOR.
585
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,749
OH, AUNT BEE...
586
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,388
UH, SARAH, THIS
IS SHERIFF TAYLOR.
587
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,958
WILL YOU GET
ME MY HOUSE?
588
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,160
UH, HEY, BARNEY,
LISTEN, THIS IS ANDY.
589
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,029
WE'RE OVER AT
THE WILLIAMSES'.
590
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,097
UH... NO... WELL,
WAIT A MINUTE.
591
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,700
WAI-WAI-WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
592
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,969
LISTEN, UH, MR. WILLIAMS
AND I HAVE DECIDED
593
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,604
TO STAY WHERE WE ARE.
594
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,706
BARNEY: Renege!
Because that's not fair, Andy.
595
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,776
I mean, I've got to do business,
and you can't do this.
596
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,110
And another thing--
597
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,713
You're not being very fair
to Mr. and Mrs. Sims.
598
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,048
They love the house.
599
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,684
They want to buy it
even with the ceiling crack.
600
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,985
Now you change your mind
601
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,755
and that just leaves
everybody hanging.
602
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,126
WELL,
YOU SURE ARE BUSY.
603
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,795
ANOTHER REAL ESTATE
DEAL?
604
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:19,031
NO, NO, I'M COMPLETELY
OUT OF IT, AND.
605
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,567
OH, YOU ARE?
YEAH.
606
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,901
DIDN'T WORK OUT, HUH?
607
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,670
NO, JUST WASN'T FOR ME.
608
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,104
WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS.
609
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,006
I MEAN, YOU GOT ENOUGH TO DO
AROUND HERE
610
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,975
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT
OTHER FOLKS' HOUSES.
611
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,577
THAT'S GOT TO BE
A HEADACHE.
612
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,545
YEAH.
613
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,181
WHAT ARE ALL
THOSE FIGURES?
614
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,584
JUST A SECOND, AND.
615
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,724
YEAH.
616
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:51,564
AND...YOU'VE BEEN WANTING
A CAR, HAVEN'T YOU?
617
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,666
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS USE
THE SQUAD CAR FOR GOING OUT.
618
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,134
WHAT?
619
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,638
NOW, I CAN GET YOU
A 1961 CONVERTIBLE HARD-TOP
620
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,673
AT A FANTASTIC PRICE.
621
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,475
HERE'S WHAT IT'S GOT.
622
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,812
IT'S GOT RADIO AND HEATER,
WHITEWALL TIRES,
623
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,648
RECAPPED,
OVERHAULED TRANSMISSION,
624
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:11,718
RECONDITIONED MOTOR,
FRESHLY CHARGED BATTERY,
625
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,553
NEARLY NEW CRANK CASE,
626
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,789
EXTRA-LENGTH RADIO ANTENNA
WITH RACCOON TAIL,
627
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:20,727
BRAND-NEW PAINT JOB,
WHITE ROOF AND HUCKLEBERRY BODY,
628
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,195
AND ALL THIS FOR --
YOU READY, AND?
629
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,131
HEY.
630
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,500
ANDY!
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