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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,480 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,782 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:18,352 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:32,766 THANKS FOR LUNCH. 5 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,568 IT WAS GOOD. MMM. 6 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:37,238 WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO TO WORK. 7 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,739 I GUESS I'D BETTER, TOO. 8 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,409 PICK YOU UP TONIGHT. EIGHT O'CLOCK? 9 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,711 FINE. WEAR THAT PRETTY GREEN DRESS. 10 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,313 YOU LOOK GOOD IN THAT. 11 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,581 YOU LIKE THAT GREEN DRESS 12 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:48,782 DON'T YOU? YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 13 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,318 EXCUSE ME. 14 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,255 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 15 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:57,458 OH, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I EXPECT I'LL FIND OUT. 16 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,356 WELL? 17 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,857 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 18 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,292 OKAY. 19 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:35,663 IT'S KIND OF PERSONAL. 20 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:38,466 IT'S OVER ANYWAY, SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 21 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,733 FINIS, IT'S DONE. 22 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,102 NO POINT IN BRINGING IT UP. FINE. 23 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,774 IT'S THELMA LOU. OH? 24 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,542 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 25 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,686 WELL, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY GUESSED IT ANYWAY 26 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,588 SO... I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU. 27 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,590 THELMA LOU AND ME, WE HAD A FIGHT. 28 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,559 OH... WELL, YOU'VE HAD LITTLE BATTLES BEFORE. 29 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,496 NOT LIKE THIS ONE, ANDY. 30 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:11,699 THIS WAS THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL, THE BIG BOMB. 31 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,933 OH? 32 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,735 CAME FROM RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE. 33 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,537 WE WERE SITTING ON HER FRONT PORCH 34 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,771 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 35 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,440 SHE CLAIMED I NEVER TOOK HER ANYPLACE. 36 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,209 OH, BOY, I REALLY STEAMED AT THAT. 37 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,710 WHAT A RIDICULOUS THING TO SAY. 38 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,312 WE GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY 39 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,447 TUESDAY NIGHTS, IT'S HER PLACE FOR TELEVISION 40 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,382 THURSDAY NIGHTS, IT'S THE DINER FOR THE SPECIAL 41 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,583 AND FRIDAY NIGHTS 42 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:32,253 WHEN I'M ON DUTY, SHE'S HERE FOR COFFEE. 43 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,622 SHE JUST AS MUCH AS SAID I WAS CHEAP. 44 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,826 WELL, THEY ARE KIND OF LOW-BUDGET EVENINGS. 45 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,696 YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE MONEY, ANDY. 46 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,399 AW, BARN... 47 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,202 WOMEN GO THROUGH PHASES. 48 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,838 EXCUSE ME. 49 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,409 THEY FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TAKING THEM FOR GRANTED 50 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,246 OR YOU'RE NOT PAYING THEM ENOUGH ATTENTION 51 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:01,349 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT IT'LL ALL BLOW OVER. 52 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,683 NO, NOT THIS TIME, ANDY. 53 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:03,917 SHE CAME RIGHT OUT AND SAID 54 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,319 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE 55 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,520 AND I SAID THAT WAS OKAY WITH ME 56 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:07,955 AND SHE SAID IT WAS OKAY WITH HER, TOO 57 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,590 AND THAT WAS IT-- FINIS, THE END, CURTAIN-- 58 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:10,858 AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 59 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,696 WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BARN. 60 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,897 FIVE YEARS... 61 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,499 FIVE YEARS WASTED! 62 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,402 OH, WELL, NOW, THEY WEREN'T WASTED. 63 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,903 YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. 64 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,872 HAD A NICE RELATIONSHIP. 65 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:31,679 THAT'S SO TYPICAL OF YOU, YOU KNOW THAT, ANDY? 66 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,447 YOU JUST KILL ME. 67 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,683 I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS... 68 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:39,620 YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 69 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,854 YOU KNOW... 70 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,257 WELL... 71 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,992 WHAT THE HECK, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 72 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,395 IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 73 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,830 IT'S NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH. 74 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,399 LIFE GOES ON, RIGHT? 75 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,033 SURE. 76 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,370 PROBABLY WE WERE JUST... NEVER MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 77 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,006 WELL...THAT'S POSSIBLE. 78 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,442 SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NIGHT. 79 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,876 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 80 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:06,680 WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE ABOUT LIVING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 81 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,482 WITHOUT A WOMAN ANYWAYS? 82 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:09,950 WHAT? 83 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,354 THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS LIVING FULL LIVES WITHOUT WOMEN. 84 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,423 UH...MAYBE. 85 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,924 LOOK AT OLD JED MacINTYRE. 86 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,327 HE'S BEEN LIVING ALL ALONE OUT IN THAT SHACK FOR 25 YEARS. 87 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,528 IS HE COMPLAINING? 88 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,795 EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM 89 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,697 HE'S HAPPY, WEARING A BIG, BROAD SMILE. 90 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:24,932 TALKING TO HIMSELF. 91 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,537 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE HE'S AN EXCEPTION. 92 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,972 WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS THAT SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS 93 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,874 OR MINE FOR GOLD UP IN ALASKA? 94 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,409 THEY MANAGE. BARN... 95 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,511 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? SURE! 96 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,848 AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND A COOLING-OFF PERIOD 97 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,651 YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT WOMEN. 98 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,086 NO, NO. NOT A CHANCE. I'M NO KID, ANDY. 99 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,821 I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. 100 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,023 I'M FINISHED WITH WOMEN FOR GOOD! 101 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,598 I'M SORRY, THELMA LOU. 102 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,000 NO, I SORRY. 103 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,437 I HAD NO RIGHT TALKING TO YOU THE WAY I DID. 104 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,938 YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT. 105 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,674 I WAS WAY OFF BASE... 106 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,942 AND STARTING THURSDAY NIGHT 107 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,612 AT THE DINER, NO MORE SPECIALS. 108 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,914 OH, I LOVE THE SPECIALS. NO. 109 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,016 FROM NOW ON IT'S WHOLE HOG. 110 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,851 IT'S STEAK SANDWICH TIME. 111 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,453 STEAK SANDWICH TIME? 112 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,922 THAT'S RIGHT. DOLLAR AND A QUARTER. 113 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,691 OH, BARNEY. 114 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:26,794 AND WHAT'S MORE, IT ISN'T GOING TO BE SOUP OR SALAD. 115 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,496 IT'S GOING TO BE BOTH. 116 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,734 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR HAPPINESS? 117 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,588 WHAT IS IT? 118 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,690 IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 119 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,993 BARNEY, WHAT IS IT? 120 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,762 OH, THAT ANDY... 121 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,897 WHAT 122 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,167 OH, IT'S JUST SOMETHING HE SAID. 123 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:12,172 COME ON AND TELL ME. IT ISN'T FAIR. 124 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,741 IS IT A JOKE? 125 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,611 WELL, BARNEY, TELL ME. 126 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:20,080 WELL... THIS'LL KILL YOU. 127 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,116 HE SAID... 128 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,487 HE SAID THAT MAYBE YOU WEREN'T MEANT FOR ME. 129 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,958 ANDY SAID THAT? 130 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,060 WELL, HE MEANT WELL. 131 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,095 I MEAN... WHAT A THING TO SAY. 132 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,197 I ALWAYS THOUGHT ANDY LIKED ME. 133 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,166 WELL, HE DOES. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO 134 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,768 WITH WHETHER OR NOT HE LIKES YOU. 135 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,202 HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP ME. 136 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,904 HELP YOU GET RID OF ME. 137 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,439 NO, NOT THAT AT ALL. 138 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,207 LOOK, LET'S FORGET ABOUT ANDY. 139 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,511 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING SO FRIENDLY TO MY FACE. 140 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,714 BUT, THEL, YOU'RE MAKING A BIG THING OUT OF NOTHING. 141 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,082 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 142 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,518 BUT... WELL...MAYBE HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. 143 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,087 WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE. 144 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,923 BARNEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I THINK I'LL GO INSIDE. 145 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,124 LOOK, THEL... 146 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,793 BARNEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 147 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,162 WELL, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME! 148 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,832 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION! 149 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,642 HEY, BARN, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THELMA LOU? 150 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:22,843 THELMA LOU? 151 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,145 YEAH, I RAN INTO HER ON THE STREET 152 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,581 AND SHE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME. 153 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,816 OH...IT'LL PASS. 154 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,519 WHAT'LL PASS? 155 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,821 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH 156 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,223 SHE WAS A LITTLE SORE LAST NIGHT 157 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,692 WHEN I TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID. 158 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,094 WHAT I SAID? WHAT'D YOU TELL HER? 159 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,731 JUST WHAT YOU SAID. WHAT'D YOU SAY I SAID? 160 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,966 YOU SAID MAYBE THELMA LOU WASN'T THE GIRL FOR ME. 161 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,868 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. YOU SAID THAT. 162 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,505 OH, COME ON, ANDY. WE SAT RIGHT HERE 163 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,574 AND YOU SAID IT WAS VERY POSSIBLE 164 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,909 THAT THELMA LOU WASN'T THE GIRL FOR ME. 165 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,911 YOU SAID THAT. I DIDN'T. 166 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:01,281 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 167 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,116 WELL, DON'T GET UPSET. 168 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,787 SO YOU DID GO OFF THE DEEP END A LITTLE BIT. 169 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,122 BUT, HECK, IT'LL BLOW OVER. 170 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,558 BUT, YOU KNOW, ANDY 171 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,860 TAKE A TIP FROM A GUY THAT'S BEEN AROUND. 172 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:16,063 WHEN TWO FRIENDS-- ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A MAN AND A WOMAN-- 173 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,699 ARE HAVING A FIGHT, JUST DON'T GET INVOLVED. 174 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,202 IT DON'T WORK. 175 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,573 AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, FELLA? 176 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,680 DO YOU KNOW THE BACK OF YOUR NECK'S ALL RED? 177 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:36,149 YOU BETTER START WEARING A HAT WHEN YOU GO OUT IN THE SUN. 178 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,590 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. 179 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,292 HE TOLD BARNEY I...I PROBABLY WASN'T THE GIRL FOR HIM. 180 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,860 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT. 181 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,128 OH, IT'S TRUE, HELEN. 182 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,864 BARNEY WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT A THING LIKE THIS. 183 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,066 I WAS NEVER SO SURPRISED IN MY LIFE. 184 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,569 ARE YOU SURE BARNEY ISN'T EXAGGERATING? 185 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,271 YOU KNOW, HE DOES TEND TO GO OVERBOARD SOMETIMES. 186 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,208 OH, ANDY SAID IT, HELEN. I KNOW BARNEY. 187 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,743 WELL, I KNOW ANDY. 188 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,845 OH...DON'T MISUNDERSTAND, THELMA LOU. 189 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,680 I DON'T MEAN TO TAKE SIDES. 190 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,249 IT'S JUST THAT I HAPPEN TO KNOW ANDY LIKES YOU VERY MUCH. 191 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,984 HE SPEAKS SO HIGHLY OF YOU. 192 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,285 OH, YES -- TO MY FACE. 193 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,754 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 194 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,856 HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANDY ABOUT THIS? 195 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,658 I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO HIM AGAIN. 196 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,326 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY FAIR. 197 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,861 I'M NOT BEING FAIR? 198 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,796 YOU AND ANDY ARE THE ONES WHO AREN'T BEING FAIR. 199 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,332 OH, NOW, JUST A MINUTE... YOU'RE TAKING HIS SIDE. 200 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,967 I'M NOT TAKING ANYBODY'S SIDE. 201 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,769 ACTUALLY, IT'S NONE OF MY CONCERN. 202 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,970 WELL... 203 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,839 WELL, I'M SORRY I BOTHERED YOU WITH IT. 204 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,041 OH, THELMA LOU, WAIT JUST A MINUTE. 205 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,243 COME SIT DOWN AND HAVE YOUR COFFEE. 206 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,779 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO BE THIS CHILDISH. 207 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,047 CHILDISH? 208 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,615 I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM YOU. 209 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,050 OH, THELMA LOU, PLEASE... 210 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,886 WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE. 211 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,099 WHAT'S WITH HELEN CRUMP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 212 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,968 WELL, I WAS JUST TALKING TO THELMA LOU 213 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,370 AND SHE SAID HELEN GAVE HER A PRETTY ROUGH TIME. 214 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,305 HELEN DID? I DIDN'T THINK HELEN 215 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,907 COULD GIVE ANYBODY A ROUGH TIME. 216 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,108 WHAT HAPPENED? 217 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,777 WELL, THELMA LOU WAS TELLING HELEN 218 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,211 WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT US 219 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,714 AND HELEN TOLD THELMA LOU SHE WAS ACTING LIKE A CHILD. 220 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,183 OH...WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT THELMA LOU IS MAKING 221 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,018 A PRETTY BIG THING OUT OF NOTHING. 222 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,787 YEAH, BUT TO CALL HER A CHILD... 223 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,388 SHE IS BEING PRETTY OVERSENSITIVE 224 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,890 ABOUT A MISUNDERSTANDING. 225 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,758 YEAH, BUT TO CALL HER A CHILD, ANDY... 226 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,761 SOMETIMES, THELMA LOU DOES GET A LITTLE CHILDISH. 227 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,930 AND HELEN DOESN'T? I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 228 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,198 I HAVE. WHEN? 229 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,800 TODAY. IT'S PRETTY CHILDISH OF HELEN 230 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,702 TO TELL THELMA LOU SHE'S ACTING LIKE A CHILD. 231 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,969 I DON'T. I DO. 232 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,071 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, 233 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,741 YOU'RE ACTING PRETTY CHILDISH ABOUT THIS. 234 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,009 YOU'RE KIDDING. 235 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,344 NO, RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIG KID. 236 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,113 OH, SWELL, TAKE THE DAME'S... 237 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,347 HOLD IT! 238 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,983 DON'T CALL HELEN A DAME. 239 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,985 SHE CALLED THELMA LOU A CHILD. 240 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,253 HELEN IS NOT A DAME. 241 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,023 WELL... 242 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,324 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THIS DAY. 243 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,193 WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL. 244 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,730 WELL, THEN, JUST LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 245 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,265 THE DAY THAT MY BEST BUDDY WOULD TURN AGAINST ME 246 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,868 BECAUSE OF SOME WOMAN... NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 247 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,102 NO, YOU WAIT A MINUTE. 248 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,271 I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR MORE THAN 20 YEARS. 249 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,807 NOW, HELEN COMES ALONG, ACTS LIKE A CHILD, 250 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,376 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS RIGHT 251 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,278 AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS WRONG. 252 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,247 THE YEARS WE'VE KNOWN ONE ANOTHER 253 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,015 HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 254 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,417 IT JUST HAPPENS THAT IN THIS CASE, 255 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,454 I'M SORRY, YOU'RE WRONG, AND HELEN IS RIGHT. 256 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,823 AND I'M ACTING LIKE A CHILD? EXACTLY. 257 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,358 "SO DEEP A FRIENDSHIP 258 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,160 "HATH ONE MAN FOR ANOTHER 259 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,730 THAT NO FEMALE CARESS SHALL EVER TEAR IT ASUNDER." 260 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:40,834 BOY, THE GUY THAT WROTE THAT MUST'VE BEEN SOME KIND OF A NUT. 261 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,539 MORNING, BARN. ANDY. 262 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,408 NICE MORNING. MM-HMM. 263 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,943 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 264 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,979 NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER 265 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,348 SO LET'S JUST GET THIS SETTLED. 266 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,050 NOTHING TO BE SETTLED. 267 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,418 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 268 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,153 NOW, THERE'S NO REASON 269 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,089 FOR US TO BE MAD AT ONE ANOTHER ALL DAY 270 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,059 BECAUSE HELEN CALLED THELMA LOU A CHILD. 271 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,894 THELMA LOU IS NOT A CHILD. 272 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,330 I KNOW SHE'S NOT, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE 273 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,265 FOR US NOT TO TALK TO ONE ANOTHER 274 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,500 BECAUSE SOME...THIRD PARTY MADE A REMARK. 275 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,470 THE THIRD PARTY DID MAKE THE REMARK, THOUGH, DIDN'T SHE? 276 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,173 WELL, YEAH, BUT DO WE HAVE TO GET MIXED UP IN IT? 277 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,143 THELMA LOU HAPPENS TO BE MY GIRL. 278 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,078 WELL, HELEN'S MY GIRL. 279 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,279 SO WHAT? 280 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:02,415 NOW, LET'S JUST GO TO WORK AND FORGET IT. 281 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,218 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? WELL... 282 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,187 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 283 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,591 WELL...OKAY. 284 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,993 GOOD. 285 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,962 NOW, IF WE CAN JUST FIGURE SOME WAY 286 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,563 TO GET THEM TWO GIRLS TOGETHER. 287 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,431 YEAH. WELL, IT DON'T ALWAYS WORK 288 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,533 AS EASY WITH WOMEN AS IT DOES WITH MEN. 289 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,369 NO, THEY'RE USUALLY PRETTY PETTY 290 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,570 ABOUT A THING LIKE THIS. 291 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,038 YEAH. 292 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,084 HI, BARNEY. I CAME OVER AS SOON AS I COULD. 293 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,319 WHAT'S WRONG? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU IN A MINUTE. 294 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,154 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX? 295 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,555 YOU SAID IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. 296 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,224 WELL, IT IS, KIND OF, BUT IT CAN WAIT. 297 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,425 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? 298 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,060 HOW'S EVERYTHING AT THE OFFICE? 299 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,029 Thelma Lou: I JUST DROPPED EVERYTHING AT THE OFFICE... 300 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,230 OH, HI, HELEN. 301 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,599 FOR GOSH SAKES. COME ON IN. 302 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,402 WELL, I CAME RIGHT OVER, BARNEY. 303 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,603 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 304 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,105 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 305 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,072 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 306 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,307 NOW, I CALLED YOU TWO HERE 307 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,875 TO PUT AN END TO THIS FOOLISHNESS. 308 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,176 I THINK YOU OUGHT TO MAKE UP 309 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,945 AND GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT. 310 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,113 I HAVE PAPERS TO GRADE. 311 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,614 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 312 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,119 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 313 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,387 THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. 314 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,256 THERE'S THE DOOR. GO AHEAD. 315 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,557 BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY 316 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,127 IF YOU TWO AREN'T A COUPLE OF TYPICAL WOMEN... 317 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,262 TYPICAL, OVEREMOTIONAL, PETTY WOMEN. 318 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,496 I RESENT THAT, BARNEY. 319 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,498 HASN'T THERE BEEN ENOUGH TROUBLE 320 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,300 WITHOUT YOU CALLING US NAMES? 321 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,435 WHAT NAMES? 322 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,403 HELEN, MAYBE WE'D BETTER LEAVE. 323 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,540 BOY, OH, BOY, ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID WHAT HE SAID. 324 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,075 WHAT DID ANDY SAY? 325 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,477 HE SAID IT WASN'T WORTH BREAKING UP A FRIENDSHIP 326 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,213 JUST BECAUSE SOME THIRD PARTY SAID SOMETHING. 327 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,349 WHO DID HE MEAN BY THE THIRD PARTY? 328 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,351 WELL, YOU, I GUESS. YOU SAID... 329 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,186 AND HE SAID, "THIRD PARTY"? 330 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,555 WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 331 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,590 DIDN'T HE EVEN MENTION HER NAME? 332 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,093 WELL, WHAT'S SO AWFUL ABOUT "THIRD PARTY"? 333 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,194 IT'S NOT DIRTY. 334 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,329 IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY. 335 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,631 ALMOST AS IF HELEN DOESN'T EXIST. 336 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,567 WELL, HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 337 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,036 IT ISN'T WHAT HE SAID, IT'S WHAT HE DIDN'T SAY. 338 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,504 WE'D BETTER GO, THELMA LOU. 339 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,608 WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE. 340 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,244 THE NAME IS HELEN CRUMP, C-R-U-M-P. 341 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,986 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 342 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,387 WOMEN, THEY'RE ALL NUTS. 343 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,156 THAT WHOLE THING WAS 344 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,158 BECAUSE YOU SAID, "THIRD PARTY," THIS MORNING 345 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,027 AND DIDN'T MENTION HELEN BY NAME. 346 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,197 DID I SAY THAT? 347 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,731 YEAH, IN THE CAR THIS MORNING. 348 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,333 YOU SAID, "WHY GET UPSET 349 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,402 OVER A REMARK MADE BY A THIRD PARTY?" 350 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,271 AND SHE GOT HER BACK UP BECAUSE OF THAT? YEAH. 351 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,340 WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU 352 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,409 I'M PRETTY SICK OF THIS WHOLE THING. 353 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,977 I'M JUST FED UP WITH IT 354 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,745 AND IF THAT'S THE WAY SHE WANTS IT 355 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,648 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT'S THE WAY SHE'S GONNA HAVE IT. 356 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,050 WELL, I'M FED UP, TOO. 357 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,985 I'M SICK OF THE WHOLE THING, TOO. 358 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,021 YOU TRY TO BRING TWO PEOPLE TOGETHER 359 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,722 AND WHAT DO YOU GET? HEARTACHES! 360 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,090 WELL, I'VE HAD IT. 361 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,425 IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN AUGUST 362 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,293 BEFORE I PLAY THE ROLE OF PEACEMAKER AGAIN. 363 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,694 LET TH WORK IT OUT. 364 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,731 THESE THINGS CAN ALWAYS BE WORKED OUT, THEL. 365 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,167 BARNEY, HELEN IS VERY UPSET. 366 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,071 SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T CARE IF SHE EVER SEES ANDY AGAIN. 367 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,406 WELL, ANDY FEELS THE SAME WAY. 368 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,010 WELL, BARNEY, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 369 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,511 WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO? 370 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,380 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING. 371 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,089 YOU GOT ANY IDEAS? MNH-MNH. 372 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,130 LISTEN, WHILE WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT... 373 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,665 NO, BARNEY, PLEASE. 374 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,700 WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE THING? 375 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,370 IT'LL PROBABLY WORK ITSELF OUT, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 376 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,438 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY WEREN'T EVEN MEANT 377 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,673 FOR EACH OTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. 378 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,740 BARNEY! 379 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,609 WELL, IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT. 380 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,478 I'VE GOT IT -- A BLIND DATE. 381 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,646 WELL, HOW'S THAT GONNA GET THEM TOGETHER? 382 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,648 A BLIND DATE WITH EACH OTHER, SILLY. 383 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,650 WELL, HE KNOWS HER AND SHE KNOWS HIM. 384 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,086 WHAT'S BLIND ABOUT THAT? 385 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,453 WHO SAYS THEY HAVE TO KNOW 386 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,355 THEY'RE GOING OUT WITH EACH OTHER 387 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,691 OH... 388 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,293 YEAH. 389 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,695 LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 390 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,536 WHILE WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT, WHY DON'T WE JUST... 391 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,544 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME 392 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,479 ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, THELMA LOU. 393 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,249 WE'RE GOING BACK TO YOUR PLACE TO PICK UP MY DATE. 394 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,717 OH, SHE'S NOT AT MY HOUSE. 395 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,486 I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS STAYING WITH THELMA LOU. 396 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,721 OH, NO, NOT WITH ME. 397 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,623 NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY, "THELMA LOU." 398 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,358 I JUST SAID, "WITH FRIENDS." 399 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,460 OH, HAS SHE GOT OTHER FRIENDS IN TOWN? 400 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,428 LOTS OF FRIENDS. 401 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,795 SHE'S A VERY FRIENDLY GIRL. 402 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,797 THAT'S WHY WE KNEW YOU'D LIKE HER. 403 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,467 WHAT'S HER NAME? 404 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,136 MILLIE. GRACE. 405 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,541 SHE -- SHE GOES BY EITHER. 406 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,509 SOMETHING AWFUL STRANGE GOING ON. 407 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,844 WILL YOU JUST RELAX? 408 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,779 YOU'LL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME WITH MILLIE GRACE. 409 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,381 NOW, LET'S GO. 410 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,728 WHAT ARE WE DOING IN FRONT OF HELEN'S HOUSE? 411 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,896 NOW, ANGE, YOU KNOW 412 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,232 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP SOONER OR LATER. 413 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,767 HURRY UP AND GO GET HER. 414 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,840 HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH AN IDEA LIKE THIS, ANYWAY? 415 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,310 IT'S THE KIND OF THING WE USED TO DO IN HIGH SCHOOL. 416 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,711 WELL, WE HAD TO TRY SOMETHING. 417 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,613 IT'S WHAT KIDS DO. WE WERE DESPERATE. 418 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,251 DOES HELEN KNOW IT'S ME? 419 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,520 NO, IT'S JUST A STRAIGHT BLIND DATE. 420 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,688 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 421 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,789 IT'S ANDY. 422 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,691 OH, THELMA LOU, HOW EMBARRASSING. 423 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,892 OH, NOT REALLY. 424 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,361 WELL, DID HE KNOW I WAS HIS BLIND DATE? 425 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,696 NOT TILL WE DROVE UP. 426 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,765 WELL, HE'S STILL THERE. 427 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,834 THAT'S A VERY GOOD SIGN. COME ON. 428 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,718 GOOD EVENING, BARNEY. 429 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,187 ANDY. 430 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,488 HELEN. 431 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,909 BARN... YEAH, ANGE? 432 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,245 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 433 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,712 WE WAS GOING TO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING. 434 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,481 WELL, YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 435 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,416 BUT, UH, IT'S JUST AN AWFUL PICTURE -- 436 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,218 THE MONSTER FROM OUT OF TOWN -- 437 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,953 SO I THOUGHT MAYBE A LITTLE FRESH AIR 438 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,755 WOULD DO US ALL A WORLD OF GOOD. 439 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,458 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 440 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,893 OH, UH, JUST THOUGHT I'D STRETCH MY LEGS A LITTLE BIT. 441 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,363 HONEY, WANT TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS A LITTLE BIT? 442 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,231 NOT REALLY. 443 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,800 I THINK I'D LIKE TO STRETCH MY LEGS A LITTLE, BARNEY. 444 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,202 OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU. WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 445 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,347 LOOK, AN... LOOK... 446 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,715 WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY? 447 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,916 NO, YOU GO AHEAD. 448 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,953 I-I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, ANYWAY. 449 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,791 I DIDN'T, EITHER. 450 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,263 LISTEN, I'M SORRY... ANDY, I'M SORRY THAT... 451 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,898 WHAT'D YOU SAY? WHAT'D YOU SAY? 452 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,933 ANDY, I'M SORRY. 453 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,835 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING 454 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,270 BY WHAT YOU SAID. 455 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,705 WELL, IT'S MY FAULT TO START WITH. 456 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,340 I NEVER SHOULD'VE GOTTEN INVOLVED 457 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,608 IN THEIR PROBLEMS. 458 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,811 WE BOTH LEARNED A LESSON. 459 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,315 FORGET IT? FORGET IT. 460 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,294 DANCING? WHO WANTS TO GO DANCING? 461 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,495 NOBODY WANTS TO GO DANCING. 462 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,696 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 463 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,332 AT LEAST ON A SATURDAY NIGHT 464 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,467 CAN'T WE GO SOMEPLACE? I'LL PAY FOR IT. 465 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,935 IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY. 466 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,503 NOW, JUST LET ME TELL YOU... 467 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,871 IF YOU TELL ME ONCE MORE 468 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,874 THAT THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE, I'LL SCREAM. 469 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,509 I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT. 470 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,579 JUST ONCE IN A WHILE, CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT? 471 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,048 YOU'D THINK I WAS SOME SORT OF GOLD DIGGER. 472 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,483 I NEVER SAID THAT. 473 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,652 ANDY, HELEN, AM I RIGHT OR AM I WRONG? 474 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,455 WELL, I THINK... 475 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:38,398 BOY, AS SOON AS THEY'RE THROUGH, ARE WE EVER GONNA HAVE A FIGHT. 476 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:50,677 * I WISH I WAS A RED ROSY BUSH * 477 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:56,683 * ON THE BANKS OF THE SEA * 478 00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:02,755 * AND EVERY TIME MY TRUE LOVER PASSED * 479 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:10,963 * SHE WOULD PLUCK A ROSE OFF OF ME * 480 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:17,604 * WE HAVE LOVED, AND WE HAVE PARTED * 481 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:24,043 * YOU ARE ALL THE WORLD TO ME * 482 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:30,750 * IF YOUR HEART BELONG TO ANOTHER * 483 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:40,660 * IN MY GRAVE, I'D RATHER BE * 484 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,662 OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY. 485 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,797 MM. IT'S A PRETTY SONG. 486 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,533 PLAY "THE FOX." 487 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:49,469 OH. "THE FOX." 488 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,504 * THE FOX WENT OUT ON A CHILLY NIGHT * 489 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,972 * AND HE PRAYED FOR THE MOON FOR TO GIVE HIM LIGHT * 490 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,507 HEY, BARN SINGS THAT, TOO. 491 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,975 HEY, BARN! 492 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,010 YOU AND THELMA LOU COME ON OUT AND LET'S SING "THE FOX." 493 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,890 BARN? 494 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,592 Barney: ANDY. 495 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,967 OH, HI, THELMA LOU. 496 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,702 BARNEY NOT GONNA SING "THE FOX"? 497 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:29,909 I JUST WONDERED IF YOU WANTED TO SING "THE FOX." 498 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,579 NO, I GOT TO GET ON HOME. 35427

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