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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

WITH RONNY HOWARD...

ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS GOOD. MMM.

WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO TO WORK.

I GUESS I'D BETTER, TOO.

PICK YOU UP TONIGHT. EIGHT O'CLOCK?

FINE. WEAR THAT PRETTY GREEN DRESS.

YOU LOOK GOOD IN THAT.

YOU LIKE THAT GREEN DRESS

DON'T YOU? YEAH, I LIKE THAT.

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?

OH, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I EXPECT I'LL FIND OUT.

WELL?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

OKAY.

IT'S KIND OF PERSONAL.

IT'S OVER ANYWAY, SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

FINIS, IT'S DONE.

NO POINT IN BRINGING IT UP. FINE.

IT'S THELMA LOU. OH?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WELL, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY GUESSED IT ANYWAY

SO... I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU.

THELMA LOU AND ME, WE HAD A FIGHT.

OH... WELL, YOU'VE HAD LITTLE BATTLES BEFORE.

NOT LIKE THIS ONE, ANDY.

THIS WAS THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL, THE BIG BOMB.

OH?

CAME FROM RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE.

WE WERE SITTING ON HER FRONT PORCH

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

SHE CLAIMED I NEVER TOOK HER ANYPLACE.

OH, BOY, I REALLY STEAMED AT THAT.

WHAT A RIDICULOUS THING TO SAY.

WE GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY

TUESDAY NIGHTS, IT'S HER PLACE FOR TELEVISION

THURSDAY NIGHTS, IT'S THE DINER FOR THE SPECIAL

AND FRIDAY NIGHTS

WHEN I'M ON DUTY, SHE'S HERE FOR COFFEE.

SHE JUST AS MUCH AS SAID I WAS CHEAP.

WELL, THEY ARE KIND OF LOW-BUDGET EVENINGS.

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE MONEY, ANDY.

AW, BARN...

WOMEN GO THROUGH PHASES.

EXCUSE ME.

THEY FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TAKING THEM FOR GRANTED

OR YOU'RE NOT PAYING THEM ENOUGH ATTENTION

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT IT'LL ALL BLOW OVER.

NO, NOT THIS TIME, ANDY.

SHE CAME RIGHT OUT AND SAID

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE

AND I SAID THAT WAS OKAY WITH ME

AND SHE SAID IT WAS OKAY WITH HER, TOO

AND THAT WAS IT-- FINIS, THE END, CURTAIN--

AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BARN.

FIVE YEARS...

FIVE YEARS WASTED!

OH, WELL, NOW, THEY WEREN'T WASTED.

YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.

HAD A NICE RELATIONSHIP.

THAT'S SO TYPICAL OF YOU, YOU KNOW THAT, ANDY?

YOU JUST KILL ME.

I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS...

YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

YOU KNOW...

WELL...

WHAT THE HECK, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.

IT'S NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH.

LIFE GOES ON, RIGHT?

SURE.

PROBABLY WE WERE JUST... NEVER MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

WELL...THAT'S POSSIBLE.

SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NIGHT.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE ABOUT LIVING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

WITHOUT A WOMAN ANYWAYS?

WHAT?

THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS LIVING FULL LIVES WITHOUT WOMEN.

UH...MAYBE.

LOOK AT OLD JED MacINTYRE.

HE'S BEEN LIVING ALL ALONE OUT IN THAT SHACK FOR 25 YEARS.

IS HE COMPLAINING?

EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM

HE'S HAPPY, WEARING A BIG, BROAD SMILE.

TALKING TO HIMSELF.

ALL RIGHT, MAYBE HE'S AN EXCEPTION.

WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS THAT SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS

OR MINE FOR GOLD UP IN ALASKA?

THEY MANAGE. BARN...

CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? SURE!

AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND A COOLING-OFF PERIOD

YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT WOMEN.

NO, NO. NOT A CHANCE. I'M NO KID, ANDY.

I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK.

I'M FINISHED WITH WOMEN FOR GOOD!

I'M SORRY, THELMA LOU.

NO, I SORRY.

I HAD NO RIGHT TALKING TO YOU THE WAY I DID.

YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT.

I WAS WAY OFF BASE...

AND STARTING THURSDAY NIGHT

AT THE DINER, NO MORE SPECIALS.

OH, I LOVE THE SPECIALS. NO.

FROM NOW ON IT'S WHOLE HOG.

IT'S STEAK SANDWICH TIME.

STEAK SANDWICH TIME?

THAT'S RIGHT. DOLLAR AND A QUARTER.

OH, BARNEY.

AND WHAT'S MORE, IT ISN'T GOING TO BE SOUP OR SALAD.

IT'S GOING TO BE BOTH.

WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR HAPPINESS?

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.

BARNEY, WHAT IS IT?

OH, THAT ANDY...

WHAT

OH, IT'S JUST SOMETHING HE SAID.

COME ON AND TELL ME. IT ISN'T FAIR.

IS IT A JOKE?

WELL, BARNEY, TELL ME.

WELL... THIS'LL KILL YOU.

HE SAID...

HE SAID THAT MAYBE YOU WEREN'T MEANT FOR ME.

ANDY SAID THAT?

WELL, HE MEANT WELL.

I MEAN... WHAT A THING TO SAY.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT ANDY LIKED ME.

WELL, HE DOES. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH WHETHER OR NOT HE LIKES YOU.

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP ME.

HELP YOU GET RID OF ME.

NO, NOT THAT AT ALL.

LOOK, LET'S FORGET ABOUT ANDY.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING SO FRIENDLY TO MY FACE.

BUT, THEL, YOU'RE MAKING A BIG THING OUT OF NOTHING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

BUT... WELL...MAYBE HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT.

WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE.

BARNEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I THINK I'LL GO INSIDE.

LOOK, THEL...

BARNEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

WELL, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME!

I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION!

HEY, BARN, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THELMA LOU?

THELMA LOU?

YEAH, I RAN INTO HER ON THE STREET

AND SHE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME.

OH...IT'LL PASS.

WHAT'LL PASS?

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH

SHE WAS A LITTLE SORE LAST NIGHT

WHEN I TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID.

WHAT I SAID? WHAT'D YOU TELL HER?

JUST WHAT YOU SAID. WHAT'D YOU SAY I SAID?

YOU SAID MAYBE THELMA LOU WASN'T THE GIRL FOR ME.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT. YOU SAID THAT.

OH, COME ON, ANDY. WE SAT RIGHT HERE

AND YOU SAID IT WAS VERY POSSIBLE

THAT THELMA LOU WASN'T THE GIRL FOR ME.

YOU SAID THAT. I DIDN'T.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

WELL, DON'T GET UPSET.

SO YOU DID GO OFF THE DEEP END A LITTLE BIT.

BUT, HECK, IT'LL BLOW OVER.

BUT, YOU KNOW, ANDY

TAKE A TIP FROM A GUY THAT'S BEEN AROUND.

WHEN TWO FRIENDS-- ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A MAN AND A WOMAN--

ARE HAVING A FIGHT, JUST DON'T GET INVOLVED.

IT DON'T WORK.

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, FELLA?

DO YOU KNOW THE BACK OF YOUR NECK'S ALL RED?

YOU BETTER START WEARING A HAT WHEN YOU GO OUT IN THE SUN.

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

HE TOLD BARNEY I...I PROBABLY WASN'T THE GIRL FOR HIM.

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT.

OH, IT'S TRUE, HELEN.

BARNEY WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT A THING LIKE THIS.

I WAS NEVER SO SURPRISED IN MY LIFE.

ARE YOU SURE BARNEY ISN'T EXAGGERATING?

YOU KNOW, HE DOES TEND TO GO OVERBOARD SOMETIMES.

OH, ANDY SAID IT, HELEN. I KNOW BARNEY.

WELL, I KNOW ANDY.

OH...DON'T MISUNDERSTAND, THELMA LOU.

I DON'T MEAN TO TAKE SIDES.

IT'S JUST THAT I HAPPEN TO KNOW ANDY LIKES YOU VERY MUCH.

HE SPEAKS SO HIGHLY OF YOU.

OH, YES -- TO MY FACE.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANDY ABOUT THIS?

I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO HIM AGAIN.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY FAIR.

I'M NOT BEING FAIR?

YOU AND ANDY ARE THE ONES WHO AREN'T BEING FAIR.

OH, NOW, JUST A MINUTE... YOU'RE TAKING HIS SIDE.

I'M NOT TAKING ANYBODY'S SIDE.

ACTUALLY, IT'S NONE OF MY CONCERN.

WELL...

WELL, I'M SORRY I BOTHERED YOU WITH IT.

OH, THELMA LOU, WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

COME SIT DOWN AND HAVE YOUR COFFEE.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO BE THIS CHILDISH.

CHILDISH?

I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM YOU.

OH, THELMA LOU, PLEASE...

WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE.

WHAT'S WITH HELEN CRUMP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, I WAS JUST TALKING TO THELMA LOU

AND SHE SAID HELEN GAVE HER A PRETTY ROUGH TIME.

HELEN DID? I DIDN'T THINK HELEN

COULD GIVE ANYBODY A ROUGH TIME.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, THELMA LOU WAS TELLING HELEN

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT US

AND HELEN TOLD THELMA LOU SHE WAS ACTING LIKE A CHILD.

OH...WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT THELMA LOU IS MAKING

A PRETTY BIG THING OUT OF NOTHING.

YEAH, BUT TO CALL HER A CHILD...

SHE IS BEING PRETTY OVERSENSITIVE

ABOUT A MISUNDERSTANDING.

YEAH, BUT TO CALL HER A CHILD, ANDY...

SOMETIMES, THELMA LOU DOES GET A LITTLE CHILDISH.

AND HELEN DOESN'T? I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.

I HAVE. WHEN?

TODAY. IT'S PRETTY CHILDISH OF HELEN

TO TELL THELMA LOU SHE'S ACTING LIKE A CHILD.

I DON'T. I DO.

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH,

YOU'RE ACTING PRETTY CHILDISH ABOUT THIS.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

NO, RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIG KID.

OH, SWELL, TAKE THE DAME'S...

HOLD IT!

DON'T CALL HELEN A DAME.

SHE CALLED THELMA LOU A CHILD.

HELEN IS NOT A DAME.

WELL...

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THIS DAY.

WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL.

WELL, THEN, JUST LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

THE DAY THAT MY BEST BUDDY WOULD TURN AGAINST ME

BECAUSE OF SOME WOMAN... NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

NO, YOU WAIT A MINUTE.

I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR MORE THAN 20 YEARS.

NOW, HELEN COMES ALONG, ACTS LIKE A CHILD,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS RIGHT

AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS WRONG.

THE YEARS WE'VE KNOWN ONE ANOTHER

HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

IT JUST HAPPENS THAT IN THIS CASE,

I'M SORRY, YOU'RE WRONG, AND HELEN IS RIGHT.

AND I'M ACTING LIKE A CHILD? EXACTLY.

"SO DEEP A FRIENDSHIP

"HATH ONE MAN FOR ANOTHER

THAT NO FEMALE CARESS SHALL EVER TEAR IT ASUNDER."

BOY, THE GUY THAT WROTE THAT MUST'VE BEEN SOME KIND OF A NUT.

MORNING, BARN. ANDY.

NICE MORNING. MM-HMM.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER

SO LET'S JUST GET THIS SETTLED.

NOTHING TO BE SETTLED.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

NOW, THERE'S NO REASON

FOR US TO BE MAD AT ONE ANOTHER ALL DAY

BECAUSE HELEN CALLED THELMA LOU A CHILD.

THELMA LOU IS NOT A CHILD.

I KNOW SHE'S NOT, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

FOR US NOT TO TALK TO ONE ANOTHER

BECAUSE SOME...THIRD PARTY MADE A REMARK.

THE THIRD PARTY DID MAKE THE REMARK, THOUGH, DIDN'T SHE?

WELL, YEAH, BUT DO WE HAVE TO GET MIXED UP IN IT?

THELMA LOU HAPPENS TO BE MY GIRL.

WELL, HELEN'S MY GIRL.

SO WHAT?

NOW, LET'S JUST GO TO WORK AND FORGET IT.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? WELL...

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WELL...OKAY.

GOOD.

NOW, IF WE CAN JUST FIGURE SOME WAY

TO GET THEM TWO GIRLS TOGETHER.

YEAH. WELL, IT DON'T ALWAYS WORK

AS EASY WITH WOMEN AS IT DOES WITH MEN.

NO, THEY'RE USUALLY PRETTY PETTY

ABOUT A THING LIKE THIS.

YEAH.

HI, BARNEY. I CAME OVER AS SOON AS I COULD.

WHAT'S WRONG? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU IN A MINUTE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX?

YOU SAID IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.

WELL, IT IS, KIND OF, BUT IT CAN WAIT.

YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?

HOW'S EVERYTHING AT THE OFFICE?

Thelma Lou: I JUST DROPPED EVERYTHING AT THE OFFICE...

OH, HI, HELEN.

FOR GOSH SAKES. COME ON IN.

WELL, I CAME RIGHT OVER, BARNEY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

NOW, I CALLED YOU TWO HERE

TO PUT AN END TO THIS FOOLISHNESS.

I THINK YOU OUGHT TO MAKE UP

AND GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT.

I HAVE PAPERS TO GRADE.

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT.

THERE'S THE DOOR. GO AHEAD.

BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY

IF YOU TWO AREN'T A COUPLE OF TYPICAL WOMEN...

TYPICAL, OVEREMOTIONAL, PETTY WOMEN.

I RESENT THAT, BARNEY.

HASN'T THERE BEEN ENOUGH TROUBLE

WITHOUT YOU CALLING US NAMES?

WHAT NAMES?

HELEN, MAYBE WE'D BETTER LEAVE.

BOY, OH, BOY, ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID WHAT HE SAID.

WHAT DID ANDY SAY?

HE SAID IT WASN'T WORTH BREAKING UP A FRIENDSHIP

JUST BECAUSE SOME THIRD PARTY SAID SOMETHING.

WHO DID HE MEAN BY THE THIRD PARTY?

WELL, YOU, I GUESS. YOU SAID...

AND HE SAID, "THIRD PARTY"?

WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

DIDN'T HE EVEN MENTION HER NAME?

WELL, WHAT'S SO AWFUL ABOUT "THIRD PARTY"?

IT'S NOT DIRTY.

IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY.

ALMOST AS IF HELEN DOESN'T EXIST.

WELL, HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

IT ISN'T WHAT HE SAID, IT'S WHAT HE DIDN'T SAY.

WE'D BETTER GO, THELMA LOU.

WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

THE NAME IS HELEN CRUMP, C-R-U-M-P.

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

WOMEN, THEY'RE ALL NUTS.

THAT WHOLE THING WAS

BECAUSE YOU SAID, "THIRD PARTY," THIS MORNING

AND DIDN'T MENTION HELEN BY NAME.

DID I SAY THAT?

YEAH, IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.

YOU SAID, "WHY GET UPSET

OVER A REMARK MADE BY A THIRD PARTY?"

AND SHE GOT HER BACK UP BECAUSE OF THAT? YEAH.

WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU

I'M PRETTY SICK OF THIS WHOLE THING.

I'M JUST FED UP WITH IT

AND IF THAT'S THE WAY SHE WANTS IT

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT'S THE WAY SHE'S GONNA HAVE IT.

WELL, I'M FED UP, TOO.

I'M SICK OF THE WHOLE THING, TOO.

YOU TRY TO BRING TWO PEOPLE TOGETHER

AND WHAT DO YOU GET? HEARTACHES!

WELL, I'VE HAD IT.

IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN AUGUST

BEFORE I PLAY THE ROLE OF PEACEMAKER AGAIN.

LET TH WORK IT OUT.

THESE THINGS CAN ALWAYS BE WORKED OUT, THEL.

BARNEY, HELEN IS VERY UPSET.

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T CARE IF SHE EVER SEES ANDY AGAIN.

WELL, ANDY FEELS THE SAME WAY.

WELL, BARNEY, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO?

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING.

YOU GOT ANY IDEAS? MNH-MNH.

LISTEN, WHILE WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT...

NO, BARNEY, PLEASE.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE THING?

IT'LL PROBABLY WORK ITSELF OUT, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY WEREN'T EVEN MEANT

FOR EACH OTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BARNEY!

WELL, IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT.

I'VE GOT IT -- A BLIND DATE.

WELL, HOW'S THAT GONNA GET THEM TOGETHER?

A BLIND DATE WITH EACH OTHER, SILLY.

WELL, HE KNOWS HER AND SHE KNOWS HIM.

WHAT'S BLIND ABOUT THAT?

WHO SAYS THEY HAVE TO KNOW

THEY'RE GOING OUT WITH EACH OTHER

OH...

YEAH.

LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

WHILE WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT, WHY DON'T WE JUST...

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME

ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, THELMA LOU.

WE'RE GOING BACK TO YOUR PLACE TO PICK UP MY DATE.

OH, SHE'S NOT AT MY HOUSE.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS STAYING WITH THELMA LOU.

OH, NO, NOT WITH ME.

NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY, "THELMA LOU."

I JUST SAID, "WITH FRIENDS."

OH, HAS SHE GOT OTHER FRIENDS IN TOWN?

LOTS OF FRIENDS.

SHE'S A VERY FRIENDLY GIRL.

THAT'S WHY WE KNEW YOU'D LIKE HER.

WHAT'S HER NAME?

MILLIE. GRACE.

SHE -- SHE GOES BY EITHER.

SOMETHING AWFUL STRANGE GOING ON.

WILL YOU JUST RELAX?

YOU'LL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME WITH MILLIE GRACE.

NOW, LET'S GO.

WHAT ARE WE DOING IN FRONT OF HELEN'S HOUSE?

NOW, ANGE, YOU KNOW

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UP SOONER OR LATER.

HURRY UP AND GO GET HER.

HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH AN IDEA LIKE THIS, ANYWAY?

IT'S THE KIND OF THING WE USED TO DO IN HIGH SCHOOL.

WELL, WE HAD TO TRY SOMETHING.

IT'S WHAT KIDS DO. WE WERE DESPERATE.

DOES HELEN KNOW IT'S ME?

NO, IT'S JUST A STRAIGHT BLIND DATE.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

IT'S ANDY.

OH, THELMA LOU, HOW EMBARRASSING.

OH, NOT REALLY.

WELL, DID HE KNOW I WAS HIS BLIND DATE?

NOT TILL WE DROVE UP.

WELL, HE'S STILL THERE.

THAT'S A VERY GOOD SIGN. COME ON.

GOOD EVENING, BARNEY.

ANDY.

HELEN.

BARN... YEAH, ANGE?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID

WE WAS GOING TO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

WELL, YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

BUT, UH, IT'S JUST AN AWFUL PICTURE --

THE MONSTER FROM OUT OF TOWN --

SO I THOUGHT MAYBE A LITTLE FRESH AIR

WOULD DO US ALL A WORLD OF GOOD.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OH, UH, JUST THOUGHT I'D STRETCH MY LEGS A LITTLE BIT.

HONEY, WANT TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS A LITTLE BIT?

NOT REALLY.

I THINK I'D LIKE TO STRETCH MY LEGS A LITTLE, BARNEY.

OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU. WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

LOOK, AN... LOOK...

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?

NO, YOU GO AHEAD.

I-I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, ANYWAY.

I DIDN'T, EITHER.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY... ANDY, I'M SORRY THAT...

WHAT'D YOU SAY? WHAT'D YOU SAY?

ANDY, I'M SORRY.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING

BY WHAT YOU SAID.

WELL, IT'S MY FAULT TO START WITH.

I NEVER SHOULD'VE GOTTEN INVOLVED

IN THEIR PROBLEMS.

WE BOTH LEARNED A LESSON.

FORGET IT? FORGET IT.

DANCING? WHO WANTS TO GO DANCING?

NOBODY WANTS TO GO DANCING.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

AT LEAST ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

CAN'T WE GO SOMEPLACE? I'LL PAY FOR IT.

IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY.

NOW, JUST LET ME TELL YOU...

IF YOU TELL ME ONCE MORE

THAT THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE, I'LL SCREAM.

I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT.

JUST ONCE IN A WHILE, CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

YOU'D THINK I WAS SOME SORT OF GOLD DIGGER.

I NEVER SAID THAT.

ANDY, HELEN, AM I RIGHT OR AM I WRONG?

WELL, I THINK...

BOY, AS SOON AS THEY'RE THROUGH, ARE WE EVER GONNA HAVE A FIGHT.

* I WISH I WAS A RED ROSY BUSH *

* ON THE BANKS OF THE SEA *

* AND EVERY TIME MY TRUE LOVER PASSED *

* SHE WOULD PLUCK A ROSE OFF OF ME *

* WE HAVE LOVED, AND WE HAVE PARTED *

* YOU ARE ALL THE WORLD TO ME *

* IF YOUR HEART BELONG TO ANOTHER *

* IN MY GRAVE, I'D RATHER BE *

OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY.

MM. IT'S A PRETTY SONG.

PLAY "THE FOX."

OH. "THE FOX."

* THE FOX WENT OUT ON A CHILLY NIGHT *

* AND HE PRAYED FOR THE MOON FOR TO GIVE HIM LIGHT *

HEY, BARN SINGS THAT, TOO.

HEY, BARN!

YOU AND THELMA LOU COME ON OUT AND LET'S SING "THE FOX."

BARN?

Barney: ANDY.

OH, HI, THELMA LOU.

BARNEY NOT GONNA SING "THE FOX"?

I JUST WONDERED IF YOU WANTED TO SING "THE FOX."

NO, I GOT TO GET ON HOME.