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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

WITH RONNY HOWARD...

ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

FINE BREAKFAST, AUNT BEE. FINE BREAKFAST.

THANK YOU.

YES, SIR, I'M GLAD TO KNOW I CAN FACE THE DAY

WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF MALNUTRITION.

YEP. ME TOO.

THAT GIRL'S GONNA MAKE SOMEBODY A FINE BRIDE

ONE OF THESE DAYS.

OH, PA, WOULD YOU WRITE ME A PERMISSION FOR SCHOOL

SO I CAN GO ON A FIELD TRIP?

FIELD TRIP?

UH-HUH, THE WHOLE CLASS IS GOING ON A BUS

TO A BAKERY IN MT. PILOT TO SEE HOW DOUGHNUTS ARE MADE.

SURE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A FIELD TRIP.

WE NEVER GO TO ANY FIELDS.

WELL...

DOUGHNUTS SOUND LIKE MORE FUN ANYWAY.

THERE.

YES.

THERE'S THE MAIL. YOU WANT TO GET IT?

OH, SURE, PA.

"DISCOUNT DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN."

IT'S ADDRESSED TO "OCCUPANT."

DOES THAT MEAN YOU, PA?

MEANS ANYBODY LIVIN' HERE.

AM I AN OCCUPANT?

SURE, YOU'RE AN OCCUPANT.

YOU LIVE HERE. THAT MAKES YOU AN OCCUPANT.

YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO BE GROWN-UP OR ANYTHING

TO BE AN OCCUPANT?

NO RESTRICTIONS WHATSOEVER.

YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH A DULY BONA FIDE OCCUPANT AS I AM.

CAN I HAVE IT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH IT?

WELL, I'M AN OCCUPANT.

OH, YEAH.

HERE'S A LETTER FOR AUNT BEE.

AUNT BEE, THERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU.

THERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU, AUNT BEE.

OH...

OH, RALEIGH...

MUST BE MRS. DEACON AT THE AUXILIARY.

NO. THAT'S NOT HER HANDWRITING.

WHO IN THE WORLD...?

ANY RETURN ADDRESS?

IT'S SMUDGED.

I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT.

RALEIGH?

RALEIGH?

DONNA FORBES-- THEY MOVED THERE LAST MAY.

OH, NO, BUT SHE WOULDN'T BE WRITING LETTERS --

NOT WITH HER ARTHRITIS.

IT'S NOT AN AD.

THERE'S WRITING IN THERE.

RITA AIKEN?

NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HER HANDWRITING.

WHO IN THE WORLD COULD BE WRITING TO ME?

KNOW HOW YOU CAN FIND OUT?

OPEN IT.

HMM, RITA AIKEN...

BUT THAT'S NOT HER HANDWRITING.

IT HAS TO BE FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.

WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A PERMISSION NOTE TO OPEN IT?

WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF A SOUL

WHO'D BE WRITING TO ME FROM RALEIGH.

OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT.

ALL RIGHT.

IT CAN' BE.

WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURPRISED IN ALL MY LIFE.

I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED

IN A MILLION YEARS.

IMAGINE...WRITING TO ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME.

WHO'S HIM, PA?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT AUNT BEE'LL TELL US IF SHE WANTS US TO KNOW.

WE MUSTN'T SNOOP.

OKAY.

IT MUST BE ALL OF 20 YEARS OR MORE!

YOU NEVER KNEW HIM, DID YOU, ANDY?

NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I DID.

WELL, YOU'D LIKE HIM.

I'M SURE I WOULD.

SO WOULD OPIE.

YES, MA'AM.

HE HEARD I WAS HERE

AND HE WROTE TO ME.

ISN'T THAT THOUGHTFUL?

WELL, THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON HE IS-- THOUGHTFUL.

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM.

I DON'T.

WHO IS IT, AUNT BEE?

ROGER HANOVER.

ROGER HANOVER. ROGER...HANOVER.

YES. YOU REMEMBER SEEING HIS PICTURE IN MY SNAPSHOT ALBUM.

OH...

WASN'T HE A OLD, UH... OLD BEAU OF YOURS.

NO, NOT A BEAU.

JUST A BOY I USED TO KEEP COMPANY WITH.

NOT A BEAU.

IS HE, UM...A MARRIED MAN NOW?

NO.

I THINK HE SAYS HERE HE NEVER MARRIED.

NOT MARRIED. HMM.

WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE THIS ROGER OVER AT THE HOUSE.

YES, I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD INVITE HIM.

IN A FEW DAYS, WHEN I GET AROUND TO IT, THAT IS.

MM-HMM.

COME ON, OPE, I'LL DROP YOU OFF AT SCHOOL.

OKAY, PA.

YOU WON'T FORGET TO WRITE HIM?

NO, NO, I WON'T.

I'LL GET AROUND TO IT... SOONER OR LATER.

HI, AUNT BEE.

HI, ANDY.

TURNED OUT TO BE A NICE EVENING, DIDN'T IT?

YES, IT DID. DID YOU HAVE SUPPER?

MM-HMM. ME AND BARNEY WAS ON PATROL

AND STOPPED OFF AT THE DINER

AND GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING TO EAT.

OH, DID, UH...

DID YOU GET AROUND TO WRITING ROGER?

WHO?

ROGER.

OH...OH. OH, ROGER HANOVER.

YES. I FOUND A FEW MINUTES THIS AFTERNOON

AND I DROPPED HIM A NOTE

AND I...INVITED HIM FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SUPPER.

I MEAN, IF HE HAS THE TIME, THAT IS.

OH...

COMING TO SUPPER...

AN OLD BEAU...NOT MARRIED,

WRITING YOU LETTERS AND COMING TO SUPPER.

THINK MAYBE I BETTER GET OUT

MY JUSTICE OF THE PEACE BOOK?

OH, ANDY, IT'S JUST SOMEBODY STOPPING BY FOR POTLUCK.

THERE'S NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

JUST ANOTHER PLACE AT THE TABLE FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SUPPER.

THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT THAN THAT, NOTHING MORE.

JUST ANOTHER PLACE AT THE TABLE FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SUPPER.

YES. NOTHING MORE THAN THAT.

WELL...

WHAT TIME YOU GOING TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR FRIDAY?

9:30.

AUNT BEE... I GOT THE ICE CREAM.

ANDY?

WELL, EXCUSE ME.

YOU MUST BE THE TEENAGE BABYSITTER.

I WAS LOOKING...

WHY, IT'S YOU!

OH, ANDY.

AUNT BEE, LOOK AT YOU.

I DECLARE, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE TO CHINATOWN.

I LINED IT IN RED.

IT DOESN'T SHOW

BUT I THINK IT GIVES A LITTLE MORE STYLE.

A NEW HAIRDO, RED LINING ON YOUR JACKET,

PEACH ICE CREAM...

OH, ANDY, YOU BETTER GO FIND OPIE.

ROGER SAID HE'D BE HERE BY 5:00.

HE'S PROBABLY OUT BACK.

WAIT A MINUTE.

ROGER, UH, SAID?

YES. HE PHONED.

AND WHAT'S MORE

HE SAID HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAY FOR A FEW DAYS.

MAYBE TILL WEDNESDAY. MAYBE.

MMM...YOU THINK MAYBE I BETTER

GET OUT MY OLD SHOES AND RICE?

OH, IT WAS SO GOOD TO HEAR HIS VOICE AGAIN.

NOW, NOW, TRY TO CONTROL YOUR PASSION, AUNT BEE.

YOU'RE MELTING THE ICE CREAM.

OH...

I'LL PUT IT IN THE FREEZER.

OOH, OOH...

BEE...

ROGER.

BEE...

HOW ARE YOU?

JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER.

YOU KNOW, ROGER, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

OH...

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

SWEETS TO THE SWEET.

OH, ROGER, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

YES, SIR...

JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER.

OH, ROGER, STOP THAT.

NOW, REMEMBER, OPIE,

YOU BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

MR. HANOVER'S A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND OF YOUR AUNT BEE'S

FROM THE OLD DAYS.

FIX YOUR HAIR. RIGHT THERE. WET IT.

HE WAS HER BOYFRIEND, WASN'T HE, PA?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU THINK THEY MIGHT GET MARRIED?

WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR AUNT BEE THIS EXCITED IN A LONG TIME.

IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PART IN THERE SOMEWHERE?

UNCLE ROGER...

UNCLE ROGER. YEAH.

SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

DON'T CALL HIM THAT. IT MIGHT SCARE HIM OFF.

WELL...

COME ON.

WELL, NOW, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

OH, ROGER, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEPHEW, ANDY TAYLOR,

AND HIS SON, OPIE.

SURE GLAD TO MEET YOU.

HANG IT ON THE WALL.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE, ANDY.

ALWAYS TIME FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT?

HELLO, OPIE.

I TOLD YOU, HE'S FULL OF THE DEVIL.

COME ON, LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM.

OH, PARDON ME.

I'M JUST A LITTLE WEAK.

I...JUST GOT OVER THE GRIPPE.

GET IT?

THE "GRIPPE."

OH!

I'M CRAZY!

OH, ROGER.

HEY, DID I TELL YOU WHAT THE MIRROR SAID TO THE DRESSER?

NO. WHAT?

OH! ROGER!

THAT'S TERRIBLE!

MORNING, AUNT BEE.

GOOD MORNING, ANDY.

MORNING, ROGER.

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!

I GAVE YOU A JOLT THERE, DIDN'T I?

YEAH, YOU SURE DID, ROGER.

ALWAYS LIKE TO START OFF THE MORNING WITH A LITTLE JOKE.

MORNING, EVERYBODY.

GOOD MORNING, OPE.

GOOD MORNING, OPIE.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO COME OVER

AND SHAKE HANDS WITH ME?

YES, SIR.

HEY, OPIE, DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE HAVE THUMBS?

NO, SIR.

BECAUSE IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE THUMBS

AND YOU SHOOK HANDS WITH SOMEBODY

THE OTHER FELLOW'S HAND WOULD GO RIGHT UP YOUR SLEEVE

AND HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE NOSE.

HA-HA! IS THAT FUNNY?

YEAH, IT'S FUNNY.

WELL, ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

UH, I'M A LITTLE LATE.

I THINK I'LL JUST PICK UP SOMETHING AT THE DINER.

WANT TO COME, OPE?

OH, BOY!

HEY, ANDY...

YOU LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND.

I DID?

YOUR FOOTSTEPS.

PA?

HMM?

HE SURE DOES FUNNY THINGS, DON'T HE?

YEAH, HE SURE DOES.

YOU THINK HE'S REALLY GOING TO BE OUR NEW UNCLE?

HOWDY, FLOYD.

NINETY-TWO.

AND IT FEELS IT.

I JUST LOOKED AT THE THERMOMETER OVER THE DOOR--

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

NINETY

NINETY-TWO.

HMM.

IT'S LIKE AN OVEN INSIDE.

HOT. OH, IT'S HOT.

HMM.

WELL, AS MARK TWAIN SAID,

"EVERYBODY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WEATHER

BUT NOBODY DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT."

HE SAY THAT?

MM-HMM.

I THOUGHT CALVIN COOLIDGE SAID THAT.

NO. NO, FLOYD.

CALVIN COOLIDGE DIDN'T SAY THAT.

WHAT'D CALVIN COOLIDGE SAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU SURE MARK TWAIN DIDN'T GET THAT FROM CALVIN COOLIDGE?

NO, FLOYD.

MARK TWAIN LIVED BEFORE CALVIN COOLIDGE.

OH, OH, HE COULDN'T HAVE GOT IT FROM HIM. NO.

RIGHT.

BUT IT'S HOT. OH, IS IT HOT.

MMM, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

HMM?

WELL, HOWDY, AUNT BEE. ROGER.

OUT FOR A LITTLE STROLL, ARE YOU?

I HAD TO DO MY SHOPPING

AND ROGER OFFERED TO CARRY MY PACKAGES.

WASN'T THAT THOUGHTFUL?

VERY NICE.

MY PLEASURE.

ROGER, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET FLOYD LAWSON.

FLOYD, ROGER HANOVER.

I'M GLAD TO MEET YOU.

FLOYD RUNS THE BARBERSHOP HERE IN TOWN.

OH, CLIP JOINT, HUH?

PARDON ME.

UH, CLIP JOINT.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A BARBER AND YOU CLIP.

SO, CLIP JOINT.

YOU GET IT?

OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

CLIP JOINT, BARBER...

OH, I SEE.

SAY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

WELL, ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR DINNER, ANDY?

OH, NO.

NOTHING SPECIAL.

WELL, THEN, IT'LL BE LAMB CHOPS.

COME ON, ROGER.

ADIOS, MEN.

OKAY.

THAT'S GOODBYE IN SPANISH.

ALSO CARBOLIC ACID.

THAT'S GOODBYE IN ANY LANGUAGE.

WHOA-HO-HO...

IS HE ON THE STAGE?

OH, NO, FLOYD.

HE'S JUST AN OLD BEAU OF AUNT BEE'S

STAYING WITH US A FEW DAYS.

NICE FELLA.

THEY'D MAKE A GOOD MATCH. ANYTHING SERIOUS?

THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M WONDERING.

WELL, SHE COULDN'T GO WRONG WITH HIM.

OH, HE'S A WONDERFUL FELLA.

YOU CAN SEE IT. HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR.

YOU LIKE HIM?

YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, FLOYD?

I CAN'T STAND HIM.

YOU CAN'T?

NO.

HE'S ALWAYS TELLING THEM STALE JOKES.

TALKS ALL THE TIME. HE JUST GETS ON MY NERVES.

OH, YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

HE'S A PUSHY SORT OF A FELLA, ISN'T HE?

VERY PUSHY.

WELL, IT'S TOO HOT

TO GET WORKED UP ABOUT IT.

RIGHT. IT'S TOO HOT.

YEAH.

NINETY-TWO.

MMM, 92.

EVERYBODY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WEATHER

BUT NOBODY DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?

CALVIN COOLIDGE.

WELL, I'LL DO THE DISHES.

AND I'LL WIPE.

I'LL BET THAT'S THE BEST OFFER YOU HAD TODAY.

OH, NO. IT'LL ONLY TAKE ME A MINUTE.

YOU GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM WITH ANDY.

WOULDN'T THINK OF IT.

I'M THE BEST LITTLE OLD DISH WIPER YOU EVER DID SEE.

WHILE YOU'RE DOING THE DISHES

I'LL FIX THE CORD ON THAT LAMP.

YOU DO THAT, ANDY.

OH, OH, OH, ROGER.

OH, NOW, PLEASE.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT LOVELY TIE ALL SPOTTED.

NO, I INSIST.

YOU GO INSIDE AND SIT WITH ANDY.

WHAT A WOMAN. ONE IN A MILLION.

OH, ROGER.

THE FELLOW THAT GETS YOU,

HE'S SURE GOING TO BE A LUCKY MAN.

OH, ROGER, THE THINGS YOU SAY.

NOW GO ON.

NOW RUN ALONG. RUN ALONG.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, BEE.

ROGER!

GET, GO, GO, GO!

GO!

SHE THREW ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

THAT CORD YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND THERE

LOOKS A LITTLE FRAZZLED.

LET ME SEE.

NO. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

THOSE THINGS COULD BECOME FIRE HAZARDS, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, BUT IT'LL DO FINE.

UP TO YOU.

WAKE UP SOME NIGHT AND SEE YOUR HOUSE IN FLAMES.

WOULDN'T BE SO FUNNY.

NO, I DON'T IMAGINE I'D GET TOO MUCH OF A KICK OUT OF THAT.

NO. BUT THIS'LL DO FINE.

AW, YOU DON'T MIND ME

SHOWING YOU HOW TO DO THIS, DO YOU, BOY?

YOU'VE GOT TO TIGHTEN THESE LITTLE ENDS.

TWIST 'EM REAL TIGHT...

SO YOU DON'T GET A SHORT.

IT SNAPPED OFF.

I GUESS I OVER-TWISTED A LITTLE.

YEAH.

THE DISHES ARE ALL STACKED

AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE THEM TILL MORNING.

OH, HAVEN'T YOU GOT THE PLUG ON THAT YET, ANDY?

WELL, YES AND NO.

I TRIED TO HELP THE BOY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S A FUNNY THING, THESE ELECTRICAL GADGETS.

YOU HAVE THE KNACK FOR THEM OR YOU HAVEN'T.

HEY, BEE, LET'S GO AND TAKE A LITTLE STROLL, HUH?

ALL RIGHTY.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE STROLL.

Aunt Bee: OOH, ROGER!

Roger: BEE.

PA, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

WELL, SURE.

YOU DON'T MUCH LIKE MR. HANOVER, DO YOU?

WHAT MAKES YOU ASK A QUESTION LIKE THAT?

WELL, DO YOU, PA?

WELL, OPIE, HE'S A FRIEND OF YOUR AUNT BEE'S

FROM THE OLDEN DAYS.

HE'S A GUEST IN THIS HOUSE.

WHY WOULDN'T I LIKE HIM?

THEN YOU MEAN YOU DO LIKE HIM, PA?

WELL, LIKE I SAY, HE'S-HE'S A OLD FRIEND OF YOUR AUNT BEE'S

AND YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHE'S ENJOYING HERSELF.

YEAH, BUT WHAT IF HE DOES BECOME OUR NEW UNCLE?

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, PA?

OPIE, IT'S WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME.

WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING?

PA, WHEN YOU SAY IT'S WAY PAST MY BEDTIME

IS IT BECAUSE IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME

OR 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME?

YOU'RE A REGULAR MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY, AREN'T YOU?

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHETHER YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT.

WELL, OPE, I'VE TRIED TO BRING YOU UP

TEACHING YOU THAT THERE'S SOME GOOD IN EVERYBODY.

NOW THE SAME GOES FOR MR. HANOVER.

BESIDES, HE'LL BE LEAVING WEDNESDAY,

SO THERE'S NO POINT IN DISCUSSING IT FURTHER.

RIGHT?

I FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU DO, PA.

GOOD.

I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER.

YOU SURE ARE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY THIS MORNING, EH, ANDY?

YEAH. I THOUGHT I'D GET UP AND POT SOME OF THESE PETUNIAS

BEFORE I GO TO WORK.

I'M DOWN TO A HALF A CIGAR.

DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET ME A FEW MORE.

HEY, PETUNIAS. THEY'RE TRICKY.

GIVE ME THAT TROWEL A MINUTE.

THEY GOT TO BE PLANTED DEEPER THAN ANY OTHER...

ROGER, I KNOW

THAT WE MAY NOT SEE EYE TO EYE ON ELECTRICITY...

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO POTTIN' PETUNIAS, I'M A GIANT.

I GOT FOLKS WHO COME FROM MILES AROUND

JUST TO HEAR ME TALK ON POTTIN' PETUNIAS.

JUST WANTED TO BE HELPFUL, BOY.

I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE MINUTES.

ROGER, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?

CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT I DID WITH MY MONEY.

I'LL BET I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER PANT.

DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A HALF DOLLAR ON YOU, DO YOU, ANDY?

UM, YEAH, I THINK SO.

HMM.

OH, THANKS.

UH, ROGER, UH...

I WAS JUST, UH, WONDERIN' WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE.

UH...PLANS?

YEAH. YOU WAS IN RALEIGH AND NOW HERE

AND I WAS JUST WONDERING

WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO GO FROM HERE?

UH, WELL, UH, MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS...FLORIDA.

OH, FLORIDA, YEAH.

NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR.

BUT, UH, THINGS ARE RUNNING ALONG SO NICELY HERE

I SORTA HATED TO THINK OF LEAVIN'.

OH, WE CAN'T BEGIN TO COMPARE WITH FLORIDA.

AH, I DON'T KNOW.

A FELLA CAN DO A LOT WORSE THAN SETTLING DOWN

IN A NICE, PLEASANT LITTLE PLACE LIKE MAYBERRY.

ESPECIALLY WITH SUCH NICE FOLKS

LIKE, UH...YOU AND BEE.

WELL...

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE TAKEN UP RIGHT FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

FINE WOMAN.

MAKE A WONDERFUL WIFE.

WOULDN'T SHE?

OH, YEAH, SHE SURE WOULD.

YEAH, IT WOULDN'T BE ANY BOTHER FOR US

TO FIND A PLACE.

PLENTY OF ROOM HERE.

AH, SHE'S SO ATTACHED TO THE BOY.

SHE'D PROBABLY WANT TO STAY RIGHT HERE UNDER THIS ROOF.

THAT'D BE FINE FOR ME.

OH, YOU'VE GONE THAT FAR IN YOUR THINKING, HAVE YOU?

I IMAGINE IF I WAS TO PROPOSE TO HER, SHE'D SAY OKAY.

DON'T YOU THINK?

I DON'T KNOW.

'COURSE, I WAS PLANNING ON HAVING A TALK WITH YOU FIRST.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL THAT IT WASN'T RIGHT FOR HER.

OH, AND IF I FELT THAT IT WASN'T FOR THE BEST

THEN YOU'D BE OFF FOR FLORIDA?

ABSOLUTELY.

I'D RESPECT YOUR SENTIMENTS.

...ONLY HAD THE MONEY.

IF YOU ONLY HAD THE MONEY?

YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHY

MY REGULAR CHECK HASN'T BEEN FORWARDED.

NATURALLY...

CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT FUNDS.

WHAT KIND OF FUNDS WERE WE TALKIN' ABOUT?

OH, SAY, $400.

NOTHIN'.

JUST A LOAN, UNDERSTAND?

OH, SURE. SURE.

$400, AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ON THAT NOON TRAIN.

OTHERWISE, I'D SAY YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A NEW UNCLE.

$400, HUH?

JUST EXPENSES.

ROGER...

YEAH?

YOU'LL FIND AUNT BEE IN THE KITCHEN.

AHA.

I AIN'T EVER EXPECTED TO HAVE SUCH A GROWN-UP NEPHEW.

I MIGHT HAVE A HAND IN THOSE PETUNIAS YET.

ANDY.

Aunt Bee: I THINK HE'S STILL ON THE PORCH.

JUST GO TELL HIM.

ANDY...

JUST HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH BEE.

ANDY, ROGER'S LEAVING ON THE NOON TRAIN FOR FLORIDA.

YEAH, GOTTA BE MOVING ON.

MILLIONS OF THINGS TO DO.

GONNA PACK MY BAGS.

I'LL MAKE YOU SOME SANDWICHES.

SHERIFF...

YOU EVER PLAY POKER?

YEAH.

YEAH, ROGER, I, UH...

I USED TO PLAY.

I USED TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT IT.

WELL...

I GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE SORRY TO SEE HIM LEAVE.

I KNOW YOU WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME.

MM-HMM. DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

I'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE MY HOUSE IN ORDER AGAIN.

I'VE LET SO MANY THINGS GO.

NOT SORRY TO SEE AN OLD BEAU GET AWAY AGAIN?

ANDY, LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

YOU KNOW WHEN HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN

AND WANTED TO SPEAK TO ME?

YEAH.

I WAS SCARED TO DEATH HE WAS GOING TO ASK ME TO MARRY HIM.

AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED THAT?

OH, HEAVENS, NO.

A LITTLE OF ROGER GOES A LONG WAY.

ALL THOSE TRICKS AND JOKES -- THEY'RE FUN FOR A WHILE,

BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE WITH THEM

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU?

NO, NO. I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T.

NO. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE'S A LIMIT TO EVERYTHING.

YEAH. I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT.

IN FACT, I'LL JUST SHAKE ON IT.

HANG IT ON THE WALL.

OH! OH, ANDY!