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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,813 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,316 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,486 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,158 FINE BREAKFAST, AUNT BEE. FINE BREAKFAST. 5 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,559 THANK YOU. 6 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,595 YES, SIR, I'M GLAD TO KNOW I CAN FACE THE DAY 7 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,431 WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF MALNUTRITION. 8 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,733 YEP. ME TOO. 9 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,336 THAT GIRL'S GONNA MAKE SOMEBODY A FINE BRIDE 10 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,704 ONE OF THESE DAYS. 11 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:40,341 OH, PA, WOULD YOU WRITE ME A PERMISSION FOR SCHOOL 12 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,143 SO I CAN GO ON A FIELD TRIP? 13 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,444 FIELD TRIP? 14 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,279 UH-HUH, THE WHOLE CLASS IS GOING ON A BUS 15 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:48,316 TO A BAKERY IN MT. PILOT TO SEE HOW DOUGHNUTS ARE MADE. 16 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,683 SURE. 17 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,153 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A FIELD TRIP. 18 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,655 WE NEVER GO TO ANY FIELDS. 19 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,291 WELL... 20 00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:00,094 DOUGHNUTS SOUND LIKE MORE FUN ANYWAY. 21 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,597 THERE. 22 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:04,632 YES. 23 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,768 THERE'S THE MAIL. YOU WANT TO GET IT? 24 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,403 OH, SURE, PA. 25 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,379 "DISCOUNT DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN." 26 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,648 IT'S ADDRESSED TO "OCCUPANT." 27 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,616 DOES THAT MEAN YOU, PA? 28 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,718 MEANS ANYBODY LIVIN' HERE. 29 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,819 AM I AN OCCUPANT? 30 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,621 SURE, YOU'RE AN OCCUPANT. 31 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,324 YOU LIVE HERE. THAT MAKES YOU AN OCCUPANT. 32 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,626 YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO BE GROWN-UP OR ANYTHING 33 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,595 TO BE AN OCCUPANT? 34 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,530 NO RESTRICTIONS WHATSOEVER. 35 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,867 YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH A DULY BONA FIDE OCCUPANT AS I AM. 36 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,335 CAN I HAVE IT? 37 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,671 WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH IT? 38 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,606 WELL, I'M AN OCCUPANT. 39 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,341 OH, YEAH. 40 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,310 HERE'S A LETTER FOR AUNT BEE. 41 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:51,312 AUNT BEE, THERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU. 42 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,813 THERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU, AUNT BEE. 43 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,883 OH... 44 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,251 OH, RALEIGH... 45 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:00,221 MUST BE MRS. DEACON AT THE AUXILIARY. 46 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:03,191 NO. THAT'S NOT HER HANDWRITING. 47 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,326 WHO IN THE WORLD...? 48 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,560 ANY RETURN ADDRESS? 49 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,196 IT'S SMUDGED. 50 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,797 I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT. 51 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,867 RALEIGH? 52 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,303 RALEIGH? 53 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,905 DONNA FORBES-- THEY MOVED THERE LAST MAY. 54 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,508 OH, NO, BUT SHE WOULDN'T BE WRITING LETTERS -- 55 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,777 NOT WITH HER ARTHRITIS. 56 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,746 IT'S NOT AN AD. 57 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,916 THERE'S WRITING IN THERE. 58 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,519 RITA AIKEN? 59 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,621 NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HER HANDWRITING. 60 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,590 WHO IN THE WORLD COULD BE WRITING TO ME? 61 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,859 KNOW HOW YOU CAN FIND OUT? 62 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:39,927 OPEN IT. 63 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,362 HMM, RITA AIKEN... 64 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,497 BUT THAT'S NOT HER HANDWRITING. 65 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,733 IT HAS TO BE FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. 66 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,602 WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A PERMISSION NOTE TO OPEN IT? 67 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,304 WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF A SOUL 68 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,406 WHO'D BE WRITING TO ME FROM RALEIGH. 69 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,941 OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT. 70 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,243 ALL RIGHT. 71 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:03,351 IT CAN' BE. 72 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,754 WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURPRISED IN ALL MY LIFE. 73 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,622 I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED 74 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,592 IN A MILLION YEARS. 75 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:16,564 IMAGINE...WRITING TO ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME. 76 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,699 WHO'S HIM, PA? 77 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:21,402 I DON'T KNOW. 78 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,637 BUT AUNT BEE'LL TELL US IF SHE WANTS US TO KNOW. 79 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:24,672 WE MUSTN'T SNOOP. 80 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,773 OKAY. 81 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:29,277 IT MUST BE ALL OF 20 YEARS OR MORE! 82 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,445 YOU NEVER KNEW HIM, DID YOU, ANDY? 83 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,447 NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I DID. 84 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,848 WELL, YOU'D LIKE HIM. 85 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,016 I'M SURE I WOULD. 86 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,318 SO WOULD OPIE. 87 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,319 YES, MA'AM. 88 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,720 HE HEARD I WAS HERE 89 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,589 AND HE WROTE TO ME. 90 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,457 ISN'T THAT THOUGHTFUL? 91 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,859 WELL, THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON HE IS-- THOUGHTFUL. 92 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,728 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM. 93 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,862 I DON'T. 94 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,863 WHO IS IT, AUNT BEE? 95 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:50,998 ROGER HANOVER. 96 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,602 ROGER HANOVER. ROGER...HANOVER. 97 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:59,807 YES. YOU REMEMBER SEEING HIS PICTURE IN MY SNAPSHOT ALBUM. 98 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,009 OH... 99 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:05,713 WASN'T HE A OLD, UH... OLD BEAU OF YOURS. 100 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,914 NO, NOT A BEAU. 101 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,949 JUST A BOY I USED TO KEEP COMPANY WITH. 102 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,351 NOT A BEAU. 103 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:13,887 IS HE, UM...A MARRIED MAN NOW? 104 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,323 NO. 105 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,725 I THINK HE SAYS HERE HE NEVER MARRIED. 106 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,760 NOT MARRIED. HMM. 107 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,896 WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE THIS ROGER OVER AT THE HOUSE. 108 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,900 YES, I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD INVITE HIM. 109 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,903 IN A FEW DAYS, WHEN I GET AROUND TO IT, THAT IS. 110 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,939 MM-HMM. 111 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,542 COME ON, OPE, I'LL DROP YOU OFF AT SCHOOL. 112 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,643 OKAY, PA. 113 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,880 YOU WON'T FORGET TO WRITE HIM? 114 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,515 NO, NO, I WON'T. 115 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:44,418 I'LL GET AROUND TO IT... SOONER OR LATER. 116 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,504 HI, AUNT BEE. 117 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,772 HI, ANDY. 118 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,840 TURNED OUT TO BE A NICE EVENING, DIDN'T IT? 119 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,942 YES, IT DID. DID YOU HAVE SUPPER? 120 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,811 MM-HMM. ME AND BARNEY WAS ON PATROL 121 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,480 AND STOPPED OFF AT THE DINER 122 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,981 AND GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING TO EAT. 123 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,085 OH, DID, UH... 124 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,454 DID YOU GET AROUND TO WRITING ROGER? 125 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,822 WHO? 126 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:22,923 ROGER. 127 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,727 OH...OH. OH, ROGER HANOVER. 128 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,029 YES. I FOUND A FEW MINUTES THIS AFTERNOON 129 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,564 AND I DROPPED HIM A NOTE 130 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:33,066 AND I...INVITED HIM FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SUPPER. 131 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,369 I MEAN, IF HE HAS THE TIME, THAT IS. 132 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,371 OH... 133 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:40,574 COMING TO SUPPER... 134 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,511 AN OLD BEAU...NOT MARRIED, 135 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,415 WRITING YOU LETTERS AND COMING TO SUPPER. 136 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,949 THINK MAYBE I BETTER GET OUT 137 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,718 MY JUSTICE OF THE PEACE BOOK? 138 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:54,054 OH, ANDY, IT'S JUST SOMEBODY STOPPING BY FOR POTLUCK. 139 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,457 THERE'S NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. 140 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,925 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 141 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,128 JUST ANOTHER PLACE AT THE TABLE FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SUPPER. 142 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:04,131 THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT THAN THAT, NOTHING MORE. 143 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:07,501 JUST ANOTHER PLACE AT THE TABLE FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SUPPER. 144 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,803 YES. NOTHING MORE THAN THAT. 145 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,442 WELL... 146 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,077 WHAT TIME YOU GOING TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR FRIDAY? 147 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,779 9:30. 148 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,490 AUNT BEE... I GOT THE ICE CREAM. 149 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,858 ANDY? 150 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,794 WELL, EXCUSE ME. 151 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,963 YOU MUST BE THE TEENAGE BABYSITTER. 152 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,665 I WAS LOOKING... 153 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:38,866 WHY, IT'S YOU! 154 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,133 OH, ANDY. 155 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,835 AUNT BEE, LOOK AT YOU. 156 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,705 I DECLARE, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE TO CHINATOWN. 157 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,773 I LINED IT IN RED. 158 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:46,974 IT DOESN'T SHOW 159 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,443 BUT I THINK IT GIVES A LITTLE MORE STYLE. 160 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,680 A NEW HAIRDO, RED LINING ON YOUR JACKET, 161 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,181 PEACH ICE CREAM... 162 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,817 OH, ANDY, YOU BETTER GO FIND OPIE. 163 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,886 ROGER SAID HE'D BE HERE BY 5:00. 164 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,220 HE'S PROBABLY OUT BACK. 165 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,622 WAIT A MINUTE. 166 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:02,890 ROGER, UH, SAID? 167 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,891 YES. HE PHONED. 168 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,225 AND WHAT'S MORE 169 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,028 HE SAID HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAY FOR A FEW DAYS. 170 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,997 MAYBE TILL WEDNESDAY. MAYBE. 171 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,799 MMM...YOU THINK MAYBE I BETTER 172 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,601 GET OUT MY OLD SHOES AND RICE? 173 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,003 OH, IT WAS SO GOOD TO HEAR HIS VOICE AGAIN. 174 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,839 NOW, NOW, TRY TO CONTROL YOUR PASSION, AUNT BEE. 175 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,641 YOU'RE MELTING THE ICE CREAM. 176 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,642 OH... 177 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,977 I'LL PUT IT IN THE FREEZER. 178 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:29,850 OOH, OOH... 179 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,732 BEE... 180 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,102 ROGER. 181 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,541 BEE... 182 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,875 HOW ARE YOU? 183 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,980 JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER. 184 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,620 YOU KNOW, ROGER, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 185 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,088 OH... 186 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,257 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 187 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,959 SWEETS TO THE SWEET. 188 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,862 OH, ROGER, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 189 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,731 YES, SIR... 190 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,867 JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER. 191 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,102 OH, ROGER, STOP THAT. 192 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,673 NOW, REMEMBER, OPIE, 193 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,274 YOU BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 194 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,678 MR. HANOVER'S A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND OF YOUR AUNT BEE'S 195 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,012 FROM THE OLD DAYS. 196 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,047 FIX YOUR HAIR. RIGHT THERE. WET IT. 197 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,183 HE WAS HER BOYFRIEND, WASN'T HE, PA? 198 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,250 THAT'S RIGHT. 199 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,119 YOU THINK THEY MIGHT GET MARRIED? 200 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:42,723 WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR AUNT BEE THIS EXCITED IN A LONG TIME. 201 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,593 IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PART IN THERE SOMEWHERE? 202 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,994 UNCLE ROGER... 203 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,328 UNCLE ROGER. YEAH. 204 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,930 SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. 205 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,165 DON'T CALL HIM THAT. IT MIGHT SCARE HIM OFF. 206 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,302 WELL... 207 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,570 COME ON. 208 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,907 WELL, NOW, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 209 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,243 OH, ROGER, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEPHEW, ANDY TAYLOR, 210 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,812 AND HIS SON, OPIE. 211 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,213 SURE GLAD TO MEET YOU. 212 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,848 HANG IT ON THE WALL. 213 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,651 IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE, ANDY. 214 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,686 ALWAYS TIME FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT? 215 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,821 HELLO, OPIE. 216 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,989 I TOLD YOU, HE'S FULL OF THE DEVIL. 217 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,792 COME ON, LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM. 218 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,027 OH, PARDON ME. 219 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,795 I'M JUST A LITTLE WEAK. 220 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,897 I...JUST GOT OVER THE GRIPPE. 221 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,065 GET IT? 222 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,334 THE "GRIPPE." 223 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,702 OH! 224 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,371 I'M CRAZY! 225 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,373 OH, ROGER. 226 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:37,277 HEY, DID I TELL YOU WHAT THE MIRROR SAID TO THE DRESSER? 227 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,679 NO. WHAT? 228 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,883 OH! ROGER! 229 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,317 THAT'S TERRIBLE! 230 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,225 MORNING, AUNT BEE. 231 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,827 GOOD MORNING, ANDY. 232 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,362 MORNING, ROGER. 233 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,331 TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! 234 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,236 I GAVE YOU A JOLT THERE, DIDN'T I? 235 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,905 YEAH, YOU SURE DID, ROGER. 236 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,241 ALWAYS LIKE TO START OFF THE MORNING WITH A LITTLE JOKE. 237 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,376 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 238 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,744 GOOD MORNING, OPE. 239 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,345 GOOD MORNING, OPIE. 240 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,047 AREN'T YOU GOING TO COME OVER 241 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,382 AND SHAKE HANDS WITH ME? 242 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,884 YES, SIR. 243 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,286 HEY, OPIE, DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE HAVE THUMBS? 244 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,387 NO, SIR. 245 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,155 BECAUSE IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE THUMBS 246 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,024 AND YOU SHOOK HANDS WITH SOMEBODY 247 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,927 THE OTHER FELLOW'S HAND WOULD GO RIGHT UP YOUR SLEEVE 248 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,163 AND HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE NOSE. 249 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,199 HA-HA! IS THAT FUNNY? 250 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,167 YEAH, IT'S FUNNY. 251 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,103 WELL, ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? 252 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,671 UH, I'M A LITTLE LATE. 253 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,073 I THINK I'LL JUST PICK UP SOMETHING AT THE DINER. 254 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,074 WANT TO COME, OPE? 255 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,075 OH, BOY! 256 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,044 HEY, ANDY... 257 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,412 YOU LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND. 258 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,047 I DID? 259 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,381 YOUR FOOTSTEPS. 260 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,189 PA? 261 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,324 HMM? 262 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,426 HE SURE DOES FUNNY THINGS, DON'T HE? 263 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,428 YEAH, HE SURE DOES. 264 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,431 YOU THINK HE'S REALLY GOING TO BE OUR NEW UNCLE? 265 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,977 HOWDY, FLOYD. 266 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,113 NINETY-TWO. 267 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,115 AND IT FEELS IT. 268 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,484 I JUST LOOKED AT THE THERMOMETER OVER THE DOOR-- 269 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,253 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 270 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,755 NINETY 271 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,156 NINETY-TWO. 272 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,257 HMM. 273 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,025 IT'S LIKE AN OVEN INSIDE. 274 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,761 HOT. OH, IT'S HOT. 275 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,095 HMM. 276 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,798 WELL, AS MARK TWAIN SAID, 277 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,068 "EVERYBODY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WEATHER 278 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,137 BUT NOBODY DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT." 279 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,739 HE SAY THAT? 280 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,007 MM-HMM. 281 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,209 I THOUGHT CALVIN COOLIDGE SAID THAT. 282 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,144 NO. NO, FLOYD. 283 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,781 CALVIN COOLIDGE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 284 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,117 WHAT'D CALVIN COOLIDGE SAY? 285 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,019 I DON'T KNOW. 286 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,126 YOU SURE MARK TWAIN DIDN'T GET THAT FROM CALVIN COOLIDGE? 287 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,427 NO, FLOYD. 288 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,197 MARK TWAIN LIVED BEFORE CALVIN COOLIDGE. 289 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,000 OH, OH, HE COULDN'T HAVE GOT IT FROM HIM. NO. 290 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,201 RIGHT. 291 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,037 BUT IT'S HOT. OH, IS IT HOT. 292 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,008 MMM, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 293 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,109 HMM? 294 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,444 WELL, HOWDY, AUNT BEE. ROGER. 295 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,880 OUT FOR A LITTLE STROLL, ARE YOU? 296 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,415 I HAD TO DO MY SHOPPING 297 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,417 AND ROGER OFFERED TO CARRY MY PACKAGES. 298 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,852 WASN'T THAT THOUGHTFUL? 299 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:32,920 VERY NICE. 300 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,187 MY PLEASURE. 301 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,323 ROGER, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET FLOYD LAWSON. 302 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,457 FLOYD, ROGER HANOVER. 303 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,426 I'M GLAD TO MEET YOU. 304 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,561 FLOYD RUNS THE BARBERSHOP HERE IN TOWN. 305 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,563 OH, CLIP JOINT, HUH? 306 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,032 PARDON ME. 307 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,199 UH, CLIP JOINT. 308 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,036 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A BARBER AND YOU CLIP. 309 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,070 SO, CLIP JOINT. 310 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,171 YOU GET IT? 311 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,339 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 312 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,274 CLIP JOINT, BARBER... 313 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,343 OH, I SEE. 314 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,178 SAY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 315 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,015 WELL, ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR DINNER, ANDY? 316 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,083 OH, NO. 317 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,151 NOTHING SPECIAL. 318 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,019 WELL, THEN, IT'LL BE LAMB CHOPS. 319 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,087 COME ON, ROGER. 320 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,221 ADIOS, MEN. 321 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,356 OKAY. 322 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,892 THAT'S GOODBYE IN SPANISH. 323 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,526 ALSO CARBOLIC ACID. 324 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,229 THAT'S GOODBYE IN ANY LANGUAGE. 325 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,397 WHOA-HO-HO... 326 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,069 IS HE ON THE STAGE? 327 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,236 OH, NO, FLOYD. 328 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,238 HE'S JUST AN OLD BEAU OF AUNT BEE'S 329 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,840 STAYING WITH US A FEW DAYS. 330 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,175 NICE FELLA. 331 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,143 THEY'D MAKE A GOOD MATCH. ANYTHING SERIOUS? 332 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,845 THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M WONDERING. 333 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,613 WELL, SHE COULDN'T GO WRONG WITH HIM. 334 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,248 OH, HE'S A WONDERFUL FELLA. 335 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,384 YOU CAN SEE IT. HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR. 336 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,618 YOU LIKE HIM? 337 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,620 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, FLOYD? 338 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,956 I CAN'T STAND HIM. 339 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,257 YOU CAN'T? 340 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,425 NO. 341 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,294 HE'S ALWAYS TELLING THEM STALE JOKES. 342 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,997 TALKS ALL THE TIME. HE JUST GETS ON MY NERVES. 343 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,099 OH, YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 344 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,501 HE'S A PUSHY SORT OF A FELLA, ISN'T HE? 345 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,169 VERY PUSHY. 346 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,637 WELL, IT'S TOO HOT 347 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,107 TO GET WORKED UP ABOUT IT. 348 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,009 RIGHT. IT'S TOO HOT. 349 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,010 YEAH. 350 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,011 NINETY-TWO. 351 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,412 MMM, 92. 352 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,414 EVERYBODY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WEATHER 353 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,282 BUT NOBODY DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 354 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,517 YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT? 355 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,552 CALVIN COOLIDGE. 356 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,093 WELL, I'LL DO THE DISHES. 357 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,428 AND I'LL WIPE. 358 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,130 I'LL BET THAT'S THE BEST OFFER YOU HAD TODAY. 359 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,298 OH, NO. IT'LL ONLY TAKE ME A MINUTE. 360 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,567 YOU GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM WITH ANDY. 361 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,169 WOULDN'T THINK OF IT. 362 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,439 I'M THE BEST LITTLE OLD DISH WIPER YOU EVER DID SEE. 363 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,307 WHILE YOU'RE DOING THE DISHES 364 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,143 I'LL FIX THE CORD ON THAT LAMP. 365 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,145 YOU DO THAT, ANDY. 366 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,950 OH, OH, OH, ROGER. 367 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,284 OH, NOW, PLEASE. 368 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,486 YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT LOVELY TIE ALL SPOTTED. 369 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,554 NO, I INSIST. 370 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,089 YOU GO INSIDE AND SIT WITH ANDY. 371 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,158 WHAT A WOMAN. ONE IN A MILLION. 372 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,292 OH, ROGER. 373 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,961 THE FELLOW THAT GETS YOU, 374 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,263 HE'S SURE GOING TO BE A LUCKY MAN. 375 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,131 OH, ROGER, THE THINGS YOU SAY. 376 00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,232 NOW GO ON. 377 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,001 NOW RUN ALONG. RUN ALONG. 378 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,402 WHATEVER YOU SAY, BEE. 379 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,142 ROGER! 380 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,677 GET, GO, GO, GO! 381 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,179 GO! 382 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,950 SHE THREW ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 383 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,988 THAT CORD YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND THERE 384 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,089 LOOKS A LITTLE FRAZZLED. 385 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,123 LET ME SEE. 386 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,491 NO. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 387 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,494 THOSE THINGS COULD BECOME FIRE HAZARDS, YOU KNOW? 388 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,129 YEAH, BUT IT'LL DO FINE. 389 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,597 UP TO YOU. 390 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,633 WAKE UP SOME NIGHT AND SEE YOUR HOUSE IN FLAMES. 391 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,368 WOULDN'T BE SO FUNNY. 392 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:39,339 NO, I DON'T IMAGINE I'D GET TOO MUCH OF A KICK OUT OF THAT. 393 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,274 NO. BUT THIS'LL DO FINE. 394 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,276 AW, YOU DON'T MIND ME 395 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,379 SHOWING YOU HOW TO DO THIS, DO YOU, BOY? 396 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,715 YOU'VE GOT TO TIGHTEN THESE LITTLE ENDS. 397 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,484 TWIST 'EM REAL TIGHT... 398 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,486 SO YOU DON'T GET A SHORT. 399 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,361 IT SNAPPED OFF. 400 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,463 I GUESS I OVER-TWISTED A LITTLE. 401 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,631 YEAH. 402 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,100 THE DISHES ARE ALL STACKED 403 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,569 AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE THEM TILL MORNING. 404 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,375 OH, HAVEN'T YOU GOT THE PLUG ON THAT YET, ANDY? 405 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,110 WELL, YES AND NO. 406 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,612 I TRIED TO HELP THE BOY. 407 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,782 YOU KNOW, IT'S A FUNNY THING, THESE ELECTRICAL GADGETS. 408 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,185 YOU HAVE THE KNACK FOR THEM OR YOU HAVEN'T. 409 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,255 HEY, BEE, LET'S GO AND TAKE A LITTLE STROLL, HUH? 410 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,756 ALL RIGHTY. 411 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,325 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE STROLL. 412 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,727 Aunt Bee: OOH, ROGER! 413 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,131 Roger: BEE. 414 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,800 PA, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 415 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,535 WELL, SURE. 416 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,571 YOU DON'T MUCH LIKE MR. HANOVER, DO YOU? 417 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,040 WHAT MAKES YOU ASK A QUESTION LIKE THAT? 418 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,308 WELL, DO YOU, PA? 419 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,679 WELL, OPIE, HE'S A FRIEND OF YOUR AUNT BEE'S 420 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,281 FROM THE OLDEN DAYS. 421 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,249 HE'S A GUEST IN THIS HOUSE. 422 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,550 WHY WOULDN'T I LIKE HIM? 423 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,319 THEN YOU MEAN YOU DO LIKE HIM, PA? 424 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,356 WELL, LIKE I SAY, HE'S-HE'S A OLD FRIEND OF YOUR AUNT BEE'S 425 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,825 AND YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHE'S ENJOYING HERSELF. 426 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,195 YEAH, BUT WHAT IF HE DOES BECOME OUR NEW UNCLE? 427 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,629 WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, PA? 428 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,432 OPIE, IT'S WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME. 429 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,236 WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING? 430 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,471 PA, WHEN YOU SAY IT'S WAY PAST MY BEDTIME 431 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,307 IS IT BECAUSE IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME 432 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,242 OR 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME? 433 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,646 YOU'RE A REGULAR MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY, AREN'T YOU? 434 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,781 ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHETHER YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT. 435 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:33,153 WELL, OPE, I'VE TRIED TO BRING YOU UP 436 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,489 TEACHING YOU THAT THERE'S SOME GOOD IN EVERYBODY. 437 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,625 NOW THE SAME GOES FOR MR. HANOVER. 438 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,727 BESIDES, HE'LL BE LEAVING WEDNESDAY, 439 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,530 SO THERE'S NO POINT IN DISCUSSING IT FURTHER. 440 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,864 RIGHT? 441 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,766 I FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU DO, PA. 442 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,767 GOOD. 443 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,402 I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER. 444 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,845 YOU SURE ARE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY THIS MORNING, EH, ANDY? 445 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,714 YEAH. I THOUGHT I'D GET UP AND POT SOME OF THESE PETUNIAS 446 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,316 BEFORE I GO TO WORK. 447 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,385 I'M DOWN TO A HALF A CIGAR. 448 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,288 DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET ME A FEW MORE. 449 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,523 HEY, PETUNIAS. THEY'RE TRICKY. 450 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,725 GIVE ME THAT TROWEL A MINUTE. 451 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,129 THEY GOT TO BE PLANTED DEEPER THAN ANY OTHER... 452 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,464 ROGER, I KNOW 453 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,799 THAT WE MAY NOT SEE EYE TO EYE ON ELECTRICITY... 454 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,402 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO POTTIN' PETUNIAS, I'M A GIANT. 455 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,537 I GOT FOLKS WHO COME FROM MILES AROUND 456 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,540 JUST TO HEAR ME TALK ON POTTIN' PETUNIAS. 457 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,243 JUST WANTED TO BE HELPFUL, BOY. 458 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,113 I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE MINUTES. 459 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,534 ROGER, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING? 460 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,504 CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT I DID WITH MY MONEY. 461 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,739 I'LL BET I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER PANT. 462 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,642 DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A HALF DOLLAR ON YOU, DO YOU, ANDY? 463 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,144 UM, YEAH, I THINK SO. 464 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,382 HMM. 465 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,251 OH, THANKS. 466 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,486 UH, ROGER, UH... 467 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,324 I WAS JUST, UH, WONDERIN' WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE. 468 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,459 UH...PLANS? 469 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,394 YEAH. YOU WAS IN RALEIGH AND NOW HERE 470 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,662 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING 471 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,431 WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO GO FROM HERE? 472 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:30,403 UH, WELL, UH, MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS...FLORIDA. 473 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,638 OH, FLORIDA, YEAH. 474 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,972 NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. 475 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,443 BUT, UH, THINGS ARE RUNNING ALONG SO NICELY HERE 476 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,545 I SORTA HATED TO THINK OF LEAVIN'. 477 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,414 OH, WE CAN'T BEGIN TO COMPARE WITH FLORIDA. 478 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,283 AH, I DON'T KNOW. 479 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,553 A FELLA CAN DO A LOT WORSE THAN SETTLING DOWN 480 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,889 IN A NICE, PLEASANT LITTLE PLACE LIKE MAYBERRY. 481 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,892 ESPECIALLY WITH SUCH NICE FOLKS 482 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,428 LIKE, UH...YOU AND BEE. 483 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,297 WELL... 484 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:01,701 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE TAKEN UP RIGHT FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF. 485 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,437 FINE WOMAN. 486 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,539 MAKE A WONDERFUL WIFE. 487 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,640 WOULDN'T SHE? 488 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,776 OH, YEAH, SHE SURE WOULD. 489 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,280 YEAH, IT WOULDN'T BE ANY BOTHER FOR US 490 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,614 TO FIND A PLACE. 491 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,649 PLENTY OF ROOM HERE. 492 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,487 AH, SHE'S SO ATTACHED TO THE BOY. 493 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,590 SHE'D PROBABLY WANT TO STAY RIGHT HERE UNDER THIS ROOF. 494 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,024 THAT'D BE FINE FOR ME. 495 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,496 OH, YOU'VE GONE THAT FAR IN YOUR THINKING, HAVE YOU? 496 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:34,367 I IMAGINE IF I WAS TO PROPOSE TO HER, SHE'D SAY OKAY. 497 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,536 DON'T YOU THINK? 498 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,406 I DON'T KNOW. 499 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,810 'COURSE, I WAS PLANNING ON HAVING A TALK WITH YOU FIRST. 500 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,012 I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING 501 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,882 THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL THAT IT WASN'T RIGHT FOR HER. 502 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:54,053 OH, AND IF I FELT THAT IT WASN'T FOR THE BEST 503 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,023 THEN YOU'D BE OFF FOR FLORIDA? 504 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,758 ABSOLUTELY. 505 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,593 I'D RESPECT YOUR SENTIMENTS. 506 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,864 ...ONLY HAD THE MONEY. 507 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,337 IF YOU ONLY HAD THE MONEY? 508 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,672 YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHY 509 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,775 MY REGULAR CHECK HASN'T BEEN FORWARDED. 510 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,644 NATURALLY... 511 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,412 CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT FUNDS. 512 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,683 WHAT KIND OF FUNDS WERE WE TALKIN' ABOUT? 513 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,786 OH, SAY, $400. 514 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,055 NOTHIN'. 515 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,358 JUST A LOAN, UNDERSTAND? 516 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,760 OH, SURE. SURE. 517 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:39,065 $400, AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ON THAT NOON TRAIN. 518 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:45,372 OTHERWISE, I'D SAY YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A NEW UNCLE. 519 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,507 $400, HUH? 520 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,509 JUST EXPENSES. 521 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,310 ROGER... 522 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,846 YEAH? 523 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,451 YOU'LL FIND AUNT BEE IN THE KITCHEN. 524 00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,952 AHA. 525 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:08,461 I AIN'T EVER EXPECTED TO HAVE SUCH A GROWN-UP NEPHEW. 526 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:13,566 I MIGHT HAVE A HAND IN THOSE PETUNIAS YET. 527 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,067 ANDY. 528 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,717 Aunt Bee: I THINK HE'S STILL ON THE PORCH. 529 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,885 JUST GO TELL HIM. 530 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,953 ANDY... 531 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,889 JUST HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH BEE. 532 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:41,494 ANDY, ROGER'S LEAVING ON THE NOON TRAIN FOR FLORIDA. 533 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,430 YEAH, GOTTA BE MOVING ON. 534 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,731 MILLIONS OF THINGS TO DO. 535 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,599 GONNA PACK MY BAGS. 536 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,668 I'LL MAKE YOU SOME SANDWICHES. 537 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,505 SHERIFF... 538 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,408 YOU EVER PLAY POKER? 539 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:58,711 YEAH. 540 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,448 YEAH, ROGER, I, UH... 541 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,617 I USED TO PLAY. 542 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:07,587 I USED TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT IT. 543 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,880 WELL... 544 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,519 I GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE SORRY TO SEE HIM LEAVE. 545 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,821 I KNOW YOU WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME. 546 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,790 MM-HMM. DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 547 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,593 I'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE MY HOUSE IN ORDER AGAIN. 548 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,461 I'VE LET SO MANY THINGS GO. 549 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,930 NOT SORRY TO SEE AN OLD BEAU GET AWAY AGAIN? 550 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:55,167 ANDY, LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 551 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,537 YOU KNOW WHEN HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN 552 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,071 AND WANTED TO SPEAK TO ME? 553 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,773 YEAH. 554 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,775 I WAS SCARED TO DEATH HE WAS GOING TO ASK ME TO MARRY HIM. 555 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,677 AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED THAT? 556 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,813 OH, HEAVENS, NO. 557 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,948 A LITTLE OF ROGER GOES A LONG WAY. 558 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,084 ALL THOSE TRICKS AND JOKES -- THEY'RE FUN FOR A WHILE, 559 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,621 BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE WITH THEM 560 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,856 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU? 561 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,258 NO, NO. I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T. 562 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,663 NO. FUN IS FUN, BUT THERE'S A LIMIT TO EVERYTHING. 563 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,265 YEAH. I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT. 564 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,736 IN FACT, I'LL JUST SHAKE ON IT. 565 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:30,937 HANG IT ON THE WALL. 566 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,172 OH! OH, ANDY! 37905

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