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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:13,314 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,716 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:18,419 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,599 MORNIN', ELI. GOOD SERVICE. 5 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:32,800 YOU'LL ENJOY IT. 6 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,635 WE WENT TO THE EARLY ONE. 7 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,171 HEY, OPE. HEY, JOHNNY PAUL. 8 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,407 GOOD SERMON TODAY. IT'S ABOUT CAIN AND ABEL. 9 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,475 YOU SEE, IT'S ABOUT THESE TWO BROTHERS, 10 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,378 AND THEY HAD ALL THIS TROUBLE -- OPIE, HUSH. 11 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,513 OH, SORRY, PAW. 12 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,448 IT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU, JOHNNY PAUL. 13 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,151 BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF SOMEBODY GETS KILLED. 14 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,819 OPIE, REALLY. 15 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,756 OPIE, BIBLE KNOWLEDGE IS A FINE THING, BUT DON'T FLAUNT IT. 16 00:00:55,789 --> 00:01:00,428 ANDY, LOOK THERE -- THE BEAMONS. 17 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,131 DON'T THEY MAKE A PICTURE? 18 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:07,768 FOUR GENERATIONS, ALL GOING TO CHURCH TOGETHER. 19 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,671 IT'S CLAUDE, SR., CLAUDE, JR. 20 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:14,475 PLAIN CLAUDE BEAMON, AND CLAUDETTE. 21 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,210 WHAT A WONDERFUL THING. 22 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,179 PAW? HMM? 23 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,648 WHY DO THEY CALL MR. BEAMON "PLAIN CLAUDE BEAMON"? 24 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,617 BECAUSE HE'S NOT A SR. AND HE'S NOT A JR. 25 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:26,487 SO THEY CALL HIM "PLAIN CLAUDE BEAMON." 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,124 ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT THEY CALLED HIM "PLAIN CLAUDE" 27 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,625 BECAUSE HE WAS SO HOMELY. 28 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,294 HE'S NOT REALLY HOMELY. 29 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,196 HE'S GOT THE BEAMON OVERBITE 30 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,665 BUT THAT'S MORE OF A CHARACTERISTIC. 31 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,401 TRAIT. OH, IT'S A SWEET SIGHT. 32 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,371 ANDY, I WISH WE HAD MORE RELATIVES. 33 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:47,441 RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I'D ENJOY MORE 34 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:50,344 THAN COOKING A BIG CHICKEN DINNER 35 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,646 FOR A HOUSE FULL OF RELATIVES. 36 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,917 WELL, WE GOT A FEW KIN SPRINKLED 'ROUND HERE AND THERE. 37 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,786 OH, BUT WE NEVER SEE THEM. 38 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:01,689 OPIE'S NEVER EVEN MET HIS UNCLE TODD. 39 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,225 HAVE I GOT AN UNCLE TODD, PAW? 40 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,359 WELL, SORT OF. 41 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,927 HE'S MY SECOND COUSIN. 42 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,364 HE'S WHAT THEY CALL A WIPER ON A OIL TANKER. 43 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,832 TRAVELS ALL OVER THE WORLD. 44 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,401 JUST WIPIN'? 45 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:17,238 YOUR UNCLE TODD HELPS TO KEEP THE ENGINES ON SHIPS 46 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,706 IN WORKING ORDER. 47 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:22,743 HE'S BEEN TO HONG KONG AND SINGAPORE AND LONDON AND PARIS 48 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,945 ALL THOSE FOREIGN SPOTS. 49 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,849 WOW. DOESN'T HE EVER COME TO AMERICA? 50 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,584 HE DON'T WANT TO. 51 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:34,555 SOMETHING ABOUT A GIRL IN CLEVELAND, OHIO. 52 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,756 ANDY, Shh. 53 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:40,461 NO. OPIE'S NEVER MET ANY OF HIS RELATIVES. 54 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,697 HE'S NEVER MET HIS UNCLE OLLIE OR HIS AUNT NORA 55 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,400 AND THEIR TWO BOYS, ROGER AND BRUCE. 56 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:47,801 I THINK IT'S A SHAME. 57 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,737 I THINK IT'S A CRYING SHAME. 58 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,239 WELL, ONE OF THESE DAYS 59 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,541 WE'LL GO UP TO LAKE CHARLES AND SEE 'EM. 60 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,209 YOU'VE SAID THAT FOR YEARS. 61 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,710 YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE TIME. 62 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,679 WELL, WE'LL GO UP THERE SOMETIME. 63 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,848 ANDY, WHY DON'T WE INVITE THEM HERE? 64 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,851 WELL... 65 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,486 PLEASE. 66 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,289 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN MY BABY SISTER. 67 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,957 WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. 68 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,526 REALLY? WELL, SURE. 69 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,296 GOOD. I'LL WRITE OLLIE AND NORA TONIGHT 70 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,631 AND I'LL INVITE THEM FOR NEXT WEEKEND. 71 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:22,270 BOY, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN UNCLE OLLIE. 72 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,538 15 YEARS, MAYBE MORE. 73 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,440 WILL WE HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON? 74 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,575 OF COURSE YOU WILL. 75 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,677 YOU AND HE PLAYED BASEBALL TOGETHER. 76 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,979 MAYBE HE'LL BRING ALONG HIS BALL AND BAT. 77 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,248 AUNT BEE, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 78 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,483 WE'RE A LOT OLDER NOW. 79 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,850 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 80 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,687 ONCE YOU LEARN TO CATCH A BALL, YOU NEVER FORGET. 81 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,258 NOW, AUNT BEE 82 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:47,295 I HOPE YOU WON'T WORK TOO HARD WHILE THEY'RE HERE. 83 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,762 OH, I'LL BE JUST FINE. 84 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,364 IF YOUR BACK GOES OUT 85 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,733 THE WHOLE VISIT, IT'LL BE RUINED. 86 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,368 MY BACK WON'T GO OUT. 87 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,304 IT'S BEEN IN FOR TWO MONTHS. 88 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,540 JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET COCKY ABOUT IT. 89 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,342 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 90 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,944 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER I SAID IT-- 91 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,513 DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 92 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,014 LET AUNT NORA HELP OUT. 93 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,682 LET'S NOT ARGUE, ANDY. 94 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,485 I'LL GET ALL HOT BEFORE THEY GET HERE. 95 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,887 I'LL FLUSH THROUGH MY FACE POWDER. 96 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,789 Woman: HELLO, BEATRICE! 97 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,858 OH, NORA! HEY, AUNT NORA. 98 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,728 HELLO THERE, OLLIE, YOU OLD SON OF A GUN. 99 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,331 YOU'RE PUTTING ON A LITTLE WEIGHT. 100 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,665 HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? 101 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,701 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD BAY WINDOW YOU'VE GOT. 102 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:28,869 LET ME SEE ANDY. 103 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,804 LIVIN' THE GOOD LIFE, OLLIE. 104 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,340 OH, I CAN SEE THAT. 105 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,708 OH, HE HASN'T CHANGED. HEY, NORA. 106 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:35,976 HE HASN'T CHANGED. 107 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,879 I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT AND I ALWAYS WILL -- 108 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,682 HE'S THE HANDSOMEST MAN IN OUR FAMILY. 109 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,651 WELL... OH, YES, YOU ARE. 110 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,953 HANDSOME AS A BOY, HANDSOME AS A MAN. 111 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,421 MAN AND BOY. 112 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,323 HANDSOME IS AS HANDSOME DOES. 113 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,691 OH! 114 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,526 OH, HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME. 115 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,962 I KNOW AT LEAST 10 WOMEN BACK HOME 116 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,466 THAT WOULD JUST LOVE TO GET THEIR HOOKS INTO YOU. 117 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,568 HEY, HEY, HERE NOW, NONE OF THAT. 118 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:01,935 YOU PROMISED. 119 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,538 ANDY'S GOT IT MADE AS A SINGLE MAN. 120 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,840 LET THE MAN HAVE A LITTLE PEACE. 121 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,877 OH, I HAVEN'T SAID HELLO TO THE BOYS. HEY, BOYS. 122 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,345 HEY. HEY. 123 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,580 THIS IS OPIE. 124 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,682 SAY HELLO TO THE BOYS, OPE. 125 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,350 HEY. HEY. HEY. 126 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,951 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO YELL 127 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,421 WHEN YOU SAW A MAROON TWO-DOOR. 128 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,790 A MAROON'S A NEW MAKE TO ME, PAW. 129 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,958 AW, WELL. COME ON DOWNSTAIRS. 130 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,961 INSTEAD OF TAKING HIGHWAY SEVEN, 131 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,730 I CUT OVER TO 214. 132 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,465 SAVED SEVEN MILES. 133 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,100 HERE YOU ARE, ANDY. 134 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:37,137 TAKING 214, I WAS ABLE TO GET GAS AT FREEPORT. 135 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,574 I REMEMBER SHE TOOK 11 2/10 GALLONS. 136 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:44,545 THAT SHOWS SHE WAS GIVING ME 15 MILES TO THE GALLON. 137 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,679 THAT'S GOOD. 138 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,581 SHE'LL DO BETTER IN THE COUNTRY 139 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,082 THAN SHE WILL IN THE CITY. 140 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:52,152 SURE. IN THE CITY, YOU GOT ALL THAT STOP-AND-GO DRIVING. 141 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,022 IN THE CITY, YOU GET ALL THAT STOP-AND-GO DRIVING. 142 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,560 15 MILES TO THE GALLON, HUH? 143 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,495 ONLY IN THE COUNTRY. 144 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,636 ANDY, HAVE SOME MORE POTATOES. 145 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:09,803 OH, NO, I HAD PLENTY. 146 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,505 YOU'VE HARDLY TOUCHED THEM. 147 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,574 DIDN'T YOU LIKE THE WAY I FIXED THEM? 148 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,643 OH, THEY WAS GOOD. I JUST HAD PLENTY. 149 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,411 WELL, HERE. HAVE SOME MORE. 150 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,747 YOU DON'T EAT ENOUGH TO KEEP A BIRD ALIVE. 151 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,416 YOU'D MAKE A WONDERFUL MATCH FOR RACINE TYLER. 152 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,817 SHE DOESN'T EAT EITHER. 153 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,687 ANDY HAS A NICE GIRLFRIEND RIGHT HERE IN TOWN -- 154 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,955 THE SCHOOLTEACHER. 155 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,558 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SCHOOLTEACHERS. 156 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,059 OH, SHUT UP, OLLIE. 157 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,628 OH, ANDY, YOU'D LOVE RACINE. 158 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,129 SHE'S A WIDOW, TOO. 159 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,499 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT WIDOWS. 160 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,933 SHUT UP, OLLIE. 161 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,938 HE LEFT HER A NICE PIECE OF CHANGE, TOO 162 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,541 AND A $4,000 INSURANCE POLICY. 163 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,443 HE WAS THE TYLER BAKERY. 164 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,545 IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL, ANDY -- 165 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,946 SKINNY WIDOW, $4,000, 166 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,983 THREE-YEAR-OLD BAKERY TRUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL PAINT. 167 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,486 I LIKE A GOOD DEAL. 168 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,855 WELL... 169 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:05,158 HOW WOULD EVERYBODY LIKE TO TAKE A SPIN AROUND TOWN 170 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,627 SEE THE SIGHTS? 171 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,929 All: YEAH! 172 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,198 OLLIE! OLLIE, DON'T, UH... 173 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,000 DON'T DO THAT, OLLIE. 174 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,703 DON'T, UH, DON'T FOOL WITH IT. 175 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,906 DON'T DO THAT, OLLIE. 176 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,074 WHY? SCARED YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED? 177 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,922 NOW, THIS IS ALL NEW IN THROUGH HERE. 178 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,724 WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK NEW. 179 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,693 WELL, IT'S NEW SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE, NORA. 180 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,162 HEY, TESTING, TESTING. HEY, TESTING. 181 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,798 ROGER, DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT. 182 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,099 DON'T FOOL WITH IT. 183 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,069 NOW -- NOW, THIS OVER HERE, THAT'S ALL NEW. 184 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,204 WHAT'S THAT? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 185 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,073 WELL, THAT USED TO BE ALL GRASS. 186 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,542 NOW IT'S ALL BLACKTOP. 187 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,910 A PARKING LOT FOR THE HELP AT THE GAS WORKS. 188 00:07:56,944 --> 00:08:00,013 I HATE TO KNOCK YOUR TOWN, ANDY 189 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:04,652 BUT LAKE CHARLES BLACKTOPPED AROUND THE GAS WORKS 190 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,153 THREE YEARS AGO. 191 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:10,157 WELL, WE WERE SLOW IN GETTING FEDERAL AID. 192 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,729 WATCH IT, YOU NINNY! 193 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,101 DON'T DO THAT, OLLIE. DON'T DO THAT. 194 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,603 I WAS IN THE WRONG. 195 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:23,837 I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HOLDING THE DOOR 196 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,238 WHEN A CAR WAS GOING PAST. 197 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,707 LOOK, WE'VE GOT SOME AUTHORITY IN THIS TOWN. 198 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,241 LET'S USE IT. 199 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,311 OLLIE, STOP IT. ANDY DON'T WANT YOU USING HIS SIREN. 200 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,583 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? WELL, ANDY DON'T WANT YOU MESSING WITH IT, SO STOP IT. 201 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,750 THEN LET HIM TELL ME. 202 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,085 ANDY, TELL HIM. 203 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,554 IT'S ALL RIGHT, AUNT NORA. 204 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:43,256 DON'T DO THAT, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. 205 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,026 NOW, BOYS, LIE STILL. 206 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,562 I DON'T WANNA SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE. 207 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,631 YOU'LL SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE. 208 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,166 WHAT IF I HAVE TO GET UP OR SOMETHING? 209 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,168 WELL, YOU CRAWL OVER OPIE. 210 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,704 AUNT BEE, TELL ROGER 211 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,972 TO TAKE HIS FOOT OUT OF MY BACK. 212 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,141 ROGER, GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF OPIE'S BACK. 213 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,876 NOW, LET'S ALL GET TO SLEEP. 214 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,111 IT'S GETTING LATE NOW. 215 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,313 OW! HE GOT ME RIGHT IN THE PIT OF MY BACK. 216 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,181 OH, WELL, THAT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 217 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,884 I'LL RUB IT DOWN WITH WITCH HAZEL IN THE MORNING. 218 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,753 WITCH HAZEL MAKES MY EYES WATER. 219 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,254 WELL, YOU WON'T SEE SO WELL 220 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,689 BUT YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 221 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,857 GOOD NIGHT, ALL. 222 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,358 GOOD NIGHT, AUNT BEE. GOOD NIGHT. 223 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,628 GOOD NIGHT, AUNT NORA. NIGHTY-NIGHT. 224 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,606 WELL, HOW ARE YOU BOYS DOING? 225 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,974 YOU COMFORTABLE, OLLIE? 226 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,043 NORA DIDN'T BRING MY GOOSEDOWN PILLOW. 227 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,277 NO, I DIDN'T. 228 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,679 I THOUGHT YOU DID. 229 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,681 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT USES IT. 230 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,883 WELL, I FORGOT. WELL, YOU ALWAYS FORGET. 231 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,685 I DO NOT. YES, YOU DO. 232 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,186 YOU FORGOT YOUR GOOSEDOWN PILLOW. 233 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,387 YOU FORGET EVERYTHING. 234 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,723 I DO NOT. YES, YOU DO. 235 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,125 YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY, YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY... 236 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,995 WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH MY GOOSEDOWN PILLOW? 237 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,131 WELL, IT JUST SHOWS HOW YOU ARE -- YOU ALWAYS FORGET. 238 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,667 I DO NOT ALWAYS FORGET. 239 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,034 IF I HAVE TOLD YOU ONCE 240 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,236 I HAVE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES... 241 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,806 WHY DON'T WE TAKE THIS UP IN THE MORNING 242 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,775 WHEN WE'VE ALL GOT SOME REST? 243 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,309 BOYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 244 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,678 WE WANNA LISTEN. 245 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:11,812 Nora: THERE'S NOTHING TO LISTEN TO 246 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,847 SO JUST GO ON BACK TO BED. 247 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:14,982 AW, GEE. 248 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,150 DID YOU BOYS HEAR YOUR MOTHER? 249 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,920 IF I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS BED... 250 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,256 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY 251 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,292 BECAUSE THE FOREMAN SENT ME AROUND 252 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,127 LOOKING FOR A SPINDLE WRENCH 253 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,361 JUST AT QUITTING TIME. 254 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,130 WE'LL SAY NO MORE ABOUT IT. 255 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,699 ANDY HAS TO GET HIS REST. 256 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,301 BUT YOU DO FORGET. SLEEP WELL. 257 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,169 THAT'S JUST LIKE HER. 258 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:40,007 SHE ALWAYS STARTS A FIGHT AT A TIME LIKE THIS 259 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,942 JUST WHEN I'M RELAXED. 260 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,711 IT'S LIKE SHE PLANS IT. 261 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:47,280 WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OLLIE, IF I WAS YOU. 262 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,317 EXCEPTIN' NOW I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP A WINK. 263 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,152 SHE'S GOT ME ALL ON EDGE. 264 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,821 SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT. 265 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,690 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU READ A LITTLE BIT? 266 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,292 I ALWAYS FIND THAT WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP 267 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,362 IF I READ A LITTLE PIECE OUT OF A MAGAZINE 268 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,064 I JUST DOZE RIGHT OFF. 269 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,232 HERE'S A... 270 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,901 HERE'S A NICE PIECE, OLLIE, ON SKIING. 271 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,069 NOW, YOU JUST READ... 272 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:32,893 MORNING, AUNT BEE. 273 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,061 GOOD MORNING, ANDY. 274 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,428 WELL, HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 275 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,298 WELL, HALF THE NIGHT, HE HAD HIS ARM IN MY MOUTH. 276 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,735 THE OTHER HALF, HE WAS DREAMING HE WAS RIDING A BICYCLE. 277 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,903 ALL IN ALL, I'D SAY 278 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,738 IT'S ONE OF THE MOST ACTIVE NIGHTS 279 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,973 I EVER SPENT. 280 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,107 I'M SORRY. 281 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,976 I GUESS WE'RE ALL A LITTLE KEYED UP 282 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,310 BUT IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 283 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,345 THEY'RE JUST HERE FOR A WEEKEND. 284 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,448 YEAH. I GUESS WE CAN STAND OUR LOVED ONES THAT LONG. 285 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,250 Ollie: WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 286 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,286 OH, HERE IN THE KITCHEN, OLLIE. 287 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,789 GOOD MORNING, BEE. GOOD MORNING, NORA. 288 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,956 GOOD MORNING, ANDY. 289 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,157 HI, AUNT NORA. 290 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,293 WELL, OLLIE, I HEAR YOU SLEPT VERY WELL. 291 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,995 NOT A WINK, NOT A WINK. 292 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:12,032 STRANGE BED, DIDN'T HAVE MY GOOSEDOWN PILLOW. 293 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,001 WELL, YOU'LL SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT. 294 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,970 THIS VISIT HAS BEEN SO WONDERFUL FOR ALL OF US. 295 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,872 ANDY AND I WERE JUST SAYING 296 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,108 THE SAME THING, WEREN'T WE, ANDY? 297 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,311 YES, WE WERE SAYIN'... WHAT A FINE VISIT IT'S BEEN 298 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,247 AND WHAT A SHAME THAT IT HAS TO BE SO SHORT. 299 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,849 YES, IT IS. 300 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:33,553 HEY...HEY...HEY... 301 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,288 YOU KNOW, OLLIE...? 302 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,190 NORA, YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'? 303 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,793 IF YOU CAN SPARE THE TIME. 304 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,961 SURE, I CAN. 305 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,998 ANDY...YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 306 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,067 WHAT? 307 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,269 I AM GONNA TAKE MY SICK LEAVE NOW. 308 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,804 I'LL CALL THE PLANT. 309 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,206 Nora: THEN WE CAN STAY FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 310 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,475 WE CAN STAY, BEE! 311 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,980 OH...ISN'T THAT NICE...ANDY? 312 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,785 SWELL. 313 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,391 OH, HI, OLLIE. COME ON IN. 314 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,094 YES, SIR, PRETTY NICE. 315 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,496 YOU HAVE GOT IT MADE. 316 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:20,567 YES, SIR, YOU HAVE BEAT THE GAME. 317 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,336 WELL, I CAN'T COMPLAIN. 318 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,005 YEP. YOU GOT IT MADE. 319 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,841 SITTING AROUND, LOOKING IMPORTANT... 320 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,844 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, A LITTLE THRILL. 321 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,958 PLEASE BE CAREFUL, OLLIE. 322 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,393 NO STRAIN. 323 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,130 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS DID WANT TO BE A LAWMAN. 324 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,565 OLLIE, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE RIFLE. 325 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,468 WELL, AIN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING, ANDY? 326 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,604 I'M THE FELLER THAT SHOWED YOU 327 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,873 HOW TO SHOOT YOUR FIRST .22. 328 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,442 WELL, I BETTER PUT IT BACK IN THE RACK. 329 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,347 SHERIFF? 330 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,216 OH, HI, MR. MUNDT. COME ON IN. 331 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,119 I, UH, JUST COME BY TO PAY A TRAFFIC TICKET. 332 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,221 BARNEY GIVE IT TO ME ABOUT THREE DAYS AGO. 333 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,555 OH, YEAH. 334 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,592 WHAT'S HE IN FOR? 335 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,294 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, OLLIE. 336 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,662 THERE'S COFFEE IN THE BACK. 337 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,397 OH, HAD PLENTY. 338 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,334 WHAT I OWE YA? HE'LL TELL YOU WHEN HE'S READY! 339 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,569 OLLIE, PLEASE, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 340 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,938 UH, LET'S SEE. 341 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,173 "PARKING IN FRONT OF A FIRE HYDRANT." 342 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,975 THAT'LL BE $2.00, MR. MUNDT. 343 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,911 AH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, ANDY. I JUST... 344 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,180 SUPPOSIN' THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WANTED TO USE THAT FIRE HYDRANT THEN. 345 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,448 THEY COULDN'T. 346 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,683 WHO IS THIS MAN, ANYWAY, SHERIFF? 347 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,152 WELL... 348 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,320 I AM THE SHERIFF'S UNCLE, THAT'S WHO I AM -- 349 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,223 THE MAN THAT TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 350 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,192 AND FOR YOUR ATTITUDE ALONE 351 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,928 YOU OUGHT TO BE HIT FOR AT LEAST $15.00. 352 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,496 FOLKS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY 353 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,998 WITH ANYTHING AROUND HERE. 354 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,532 HEY, OLLIE, I GOT A REAL GOOD IDEA. 355 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,701 THERE'S A BRAND-NEW TROUT POND NAMED HARRY'S POND. 356 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,570 IT'S ABOUT TWO MILES EAST ON MILES ROAD. 357 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,238 NOW, YOU KNOW WHERE MILES ROAD IS. 358 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,074 THEY'LL RENT YOU A ROD AND EVERYTHING. 359 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,608 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DRIVE UP THERE? 360 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,978 WELL, YOU SURE YOU WON'T NEED ME HERE? 361 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,946 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION. 362 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,515 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU CAN HANDLE THIS, CAN'T YOU? 363 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,250 OH, SURE. 364 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,219 FIREBUG. 365 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,657 HERE'S YOUR RECEIPT, MR. MUNDT. 366 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,961 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? IS HE A NUT? 367 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,699 OLLIE! 368 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,036 HEY, OLLIE! OLLIE, I MEANT YOUR OWN CAR! 369 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,437 WELL, HELLO, ANDY. 370 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,540 FLOYD, YOU GOT YOUR CAR WITH YOU TODAY? 371 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,409 NO. SHE'S IN WALLY'S SHOP TODAY. 372 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,644 OH, THE POOR DEAR'S IN TERRIBLE SHAPE. 373 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,013 OH, THAT'S A SHAME. 374 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,380 HER TRANSMISSION, 375 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,616 HER SECOND GEAR HAD A WHINE LIKE A CRYING CHILD... 376 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,051 A WHINING CHILD. 377 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,252 OH. 378 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,021 WALLY OPENED UP HER GEAR BOX 379 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,656 AND TOOK ONE LOOK, AND... CLOSED IT RIGHT UP. 380 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,425 THANKS. I'LL TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 381 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,393 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A HAIRCUT? 382 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,961 NO THANKS, FLOYD. 383 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,137 YES, OPERATOR, THAT'S RIGHT. 384 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,772 LAKE CHARLES, 439-7123. 385 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,407 I'LL HOLD. 386 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,378 AUNT NORA, AUNT NORA, 387 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,613 I GOT TO USE THE PHONE RIGHT AWAY. 388 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,682 OH, Shh, Shh, Shh. UH, RACINE? 389 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,751 NORA. YES, DEAR, WE'RE HERE. UH-HUH. 390 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,219 AUNT NORA... 391 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,155 YEAH. RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY. 392 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,422 AUNT -- AUNT NORA... 393 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,491 CAN YOU HEAR ME CLEARLY, DEAR? 394 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,660 AUNT NORA, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 395 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,563 YEAH, WELL, GUESS WHO JUST WALKED IN, RACINE. 396 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,265 HIMSELF, HIS GORGEOUS SELF... 397 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,499 AUNT NORA... 398 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,268 ...MR. RIGHT. MM-HMM, YEAH. 399 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,735 YES, HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW. 400 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,737 UH-HUH. WELL, JUST A MINUTE. 401 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,506 I'LL LET YOU TALK WITH HIM. 402 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,674 NO... 403 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,576 IT'S RACINE TYLER, MY FRIEND BACK HOME. 404 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,810 TALK WITH HER. 405 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,313 NOT NOW, AUNT NORA. I GOT TOO MUCH TO DO. 406 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,182 IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 407 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,749 OLLIE TOOK THE SQUAD CAR... 408 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,685 I WANT YOUR VOICES TO MEET. 409 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,053 OH, TALK WITH HER. 410 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,155 I'VE GOT TO GET ON THE PHONE... 411 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,423 Shh! TALK WITH HER. 412 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,394 HELLO? LOOK, MISS, UH... 413 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,662 RACINE. ...RACINE. 414 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,166 LOOK, MISS RACINE, I-I'VE GOT TO USE THE PHONE FOR A... 415 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,334 THANK YOU. 416 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,104 THANK YOU. YOU HAVE A NICE VOICE, TOO. 417 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,471 LOOK, MISS RACINE, 418 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,641 I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMERGENCY... 419 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,611 YES, MA'AM. YES, MA'AM, I'M A SHERIFF. 420 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,579 Y-YES. POINTED AND SILVER. 421 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,115 LOOK, MISS RACINE, 422 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,484 I'VE GOT TO USE THE PHONE FOR A BUSINESS CALL. 423 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,821 NOW, P-PERHAPS WE COULD TALK SOME OTHER TIME. 424 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,523 YES, THANK YOU. 425 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:41,161 I-I'D LOVE TO DRIVE YOUR BAKERY TRUCK SOMETIME. 426 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,762 YES, GOOD...GOODBYE. 427 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,164 OH, MY! 428 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,134 SARAH, GET ME HARRY'S POND, RIGHT AWAY. 429 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,402 OH, I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD HIT IT OFF. 430 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,537 SO MUCH IN COMMON. 431 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,205 HARRY? SHERIFF TAYLOR. 432 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,308 LOOK, HARRY, MY UNCLE'S ON HIS WAY OUT THERE 433 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,676 WITH THE SQUAD CAR. 434 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,180 WHEN HE GETS THERE, WILL YOU SEND HIM RIGHT BACK? 435 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,450 HEY, HARRY, TELL HIM NOT TO MESS WITH THE SIREN. 436 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,884 RIGHT. THANKS, HARRY. 437 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,187 YOU KNOW, WHAT DELIGHTED ME WAS 438 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,422 THAT YOU HAD SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT 439 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,324 AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, TOO. 440 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,226 NOW, THAT'S THE REAL TEST. 441 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,163 LOOK, AUNT NORA, YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 442 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,398 AT THIS TIME I'M NOT INTERESTED... 443 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,599 NOW, ANDY 444 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,668 YOU'VE BEEN A WANDERING SPIDER TOO LONG. 445 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,671 NOW, IT'S TIME THAT YOU BECAME HAPPILY ENTANGLED 446 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,806 IN THE SILKEN WEB OF MATRIMONY. 447 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,347 OH, UH, YOU WANT SOME OF THE PAPER? 448 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,849 I JUST WANT TO SEE THE SPORTS PAGE. 449 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,552 I WANT TO SEE HOW THE MAYBERRY BEARS 450 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,188 MADE OUT LAST NIGHT. 451 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,262 We have received a report from Mihauken, South Carolina. 452 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,498 Authorities at the state prison there 453 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,701 report that three members of the notorious Felch brothers gang 454 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,868 have escaped. 455 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,271 Their escape was ingeniously conceived. 456 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,706 They used a homemade gun 457 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,642 later revealed to have been carved out of soap. 458 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,377 They are armed now, however 459 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,214 having relieved two guards of their weapons. 460 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:11,351 That concludes our news report at this hour. 461 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,553 WHAT DO YOU DO IN A CASE LIKE THAT? 462 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,687 NOTHIN', USUALLY. 463 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,656 WHEN THEY BREAK OUT OF MIHAUKEN 464 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,891 THEY GENERALLY HEAD FOR THE COAST. 465 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,361 GOOD THING THEY'RE NOT HEADED THIS WAY 466 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,662 HUH, ANDY? 467 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,597 WE'D TAKE CARE OF 'EM, HUH? 468 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,734 GEE, PAW, WOULD YOU REALLY CHASE THE CROOKS? 469 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,969 SURE. IF THEY HEADED THIS WAY 470 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,905 WHY, ANDY AND ME WOULD TAKE CARE OF THEM 471 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,407 IN TWO WINKS, HUH? 472 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,575 YEP. 473 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,846 I'M GOING TO MAKE MY ROUNDS. 474 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,782 EXCUSE ME, OLLIE. 475 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,386 YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THE PATROL CAR FOR ANYTHING, WILL YOU? 476 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,755 NO. GO AHEAD. OKAY. 477 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,457 SEE YOU, PAW. 478 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,866 HELLO? OH, YES, SIR. THEY DID? 479 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,236 CAUGHT BOTH OF 'EM, HUH? OH, GOOD. 480 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,572 THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. 481 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,307 I WAS STANDIN' BY 482 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:12,245 BUT I FIGURED YOU'D CALL ME IF THEY WAS HEADED THIS WAY. 483 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,613 RIGHT. THANKS. 484 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,706 HELLO? OH, HELLO, ANDY. 485 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,974 YES, OLLIE'S HERE. 486 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,844 I'll put him on. 487 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,280 HEY, OLLIE? I GOT GREAT NEWS. 488 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,816 YOU KNOW THOSE TWO ESCAPED CONVICTS 489 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,784 WE HEARD ABOUT ON THE RADIO? 490 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,522 I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE SHERIFF OVER IN MT. PILOT 491 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,057 AND THEY'VE BEEN SEEN IN THIS AREA. 492 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,793 YOU MEAN, REAL CLOSE BY? 493 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,995 YEAH, JUST ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN. 494 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,533 LISTEN, I'M GOING AFTER THEM, BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 495 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,968 I'LL THROW AN EXTRA RIFLE IN THE SQUAD CAR 496 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,370 AND COME BY FOR YOU. 497 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,038 I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES. 498 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,609 NOW YOU YOUNG 'UNS GET ON IN THAT CAR. 499 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,578 OH... COME ON, LET'S GO! 500 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,813 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO STAY A WHILE. 501 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,483 ARE YOU SURE YOU LEFT ON THE GAS AT HOME? 502 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,385 POSITIVE. I TURNED IT ON FOR THE COFFEE 503 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,686 AND FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF. 504 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,455 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT. 505 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,690 THAT COFFEE WILL BOIL OVER AND PUT OUT THE FLAME. 506 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,891 FIRST THING YOU KNOW, BOOM! 507 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,426 NOW, COME ON, LET'S GO. 508 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,928 AT LEAST WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE THE FURNITURE. 509 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,864 WELL, I'M SURE I TURNED IT OFF. 510 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,567 WELL, WHEN IN DOUBT, LET SAFETY BE THE BYWORD. 511 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,503 THAT RADIO SHORTS OUT, THE HOUSE WILL CATCH ON FIRE. 512 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:44,937 YOU LEFT THE RADIO ON, TOO? 513 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,373 HUH? 514 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,675 YEAH, RADIO. RADIO AND GAS, RADIO AND GAS. 515 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,876 OH, MEN, MEN... 516 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,010 BYE-BYE, BEE. 517 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,112 OH, NOW SAY GOODBYE TO ANDY FOR US. 518 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,547 I WILL. 519 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:55,982 NOW, CAREFUL, OLLIE. 520 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,918 OLLIE, OLLIE, DON'T YOU RUSH YOURSELF. 521 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,119 TAKE YOUR TIME. 522 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,688 GET ON IN THAT CAR! 523 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,556 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 524 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,359 I'LL CALL YOU THE MINUTE I GET HOME. 525 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,561 BYE, AUNT NORA. BYE, BRUCE. 526 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,930 I'LL SEE YOU, ROGER. BYE. BYE. 527 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,922 NIGHT, PAW. NIGHT, AUNT BEE. 528 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,990 GOOD NIGHT, OPIE. NIGHT, OPE. 529 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,627 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. DON'T LET ANYTHING GET YA. 530 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,095 SWEET DREAMS. 531 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,642 OH, BOY. 532 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,578 KIND OF NICE BEING BY OURSELVES, HUH? 533 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,047 MORE RESTFUL. 534 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,782 YOU KNOW, I LOVE MY SISTER, 535 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,817 BUT SHE'S MIGHTY BOSSY IN THE KITCHEN. 536 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,486 MM. 537 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:10,022 AND THE BOYS. YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISED AT OLLIE AND NORA, 538 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,724 LETTING THEM BE AS WILD AS THEY ARE. 539 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,025 MM. 540 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,161 I DON'T BELIEVE I COULD HAVE STOOD IT 541 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,096 IF THEY HAD STAYED ANOTHER WEEK. 542 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,599 YOU'RE KIND OF GLAD IT'S OVER, TOO, HUH? 543 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,902 YES, I AM. 544 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:28,475 MUCH MORE PEACEFUL THIS WAY. I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. 545 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,956 HELLO? 546 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,725 OH, NORA! 547 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,761 YES, I CAN HEAR YOU! 548 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:51,998 HOW WAS THE TRIP HOME? 549 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:55,735 OH, GOOD. WONDERFUL. 550 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:59,572 YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST SAYING THE SAME THING? 551 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,775 HOW MUCH WE ENJOYED SEEING ALL OF YOU. 552 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:07,814 OH, ISN'T IT A SHAME THAT WE DON'T GET TOGETHER MORE OFTEN? 553 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,882 NO, THERE'S NO REASON IN THE WORLD. 554 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,952 NOW, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS, 555 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,554 I INSIST THAT YOU COME, 556 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,989 AND THIS TIME DEFINITELY PLAN ON STAYING A WEEK. 557 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:27,033 NO WORRIES. MY PLEASURE. 39263

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