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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,346 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,216 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,252 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,258 WILL YOU SIT DOWN. 5 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,260 YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A GROOVE IN THE FLOOR. 6 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:28,229 WELL, WHERE'S AUNT BEE WITH LUNCH? 7 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,231 SHE'S USUALLY HERE AND GONE BY NOW. 8 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,432 SHE'S A LITTLE LATE. 9 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:32,700 WELL, I'M HUNGRY, ANG. 10 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,535 SHE'LL BE ALONG IN A FEW MINUTES. RELAX. 11 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,505 WELL, I HAPPEN TO HAVE THIS LOW SUGAR BLOOD CONTENT 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,573 AND IF I DON'T GET MY LUNCH BY NOON 13 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,576 THEN I GET A HEADACHE AND I'M NO GOOD TO ANYBODY. 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,280 FEW MINUTES ONE WAY OR THE OTHER SHOULDN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 15 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,782 WELL, IT DOES TO ME. I GOT A CLOCK IN MY STOMACH. 16 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,318 YOU MUST HAVE. 17 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,586 I GO BY THAT CLOCK, TOO. 18 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,588 TICK, TICK. I KNOW IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH. 19 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,457 TICK, TICK. I KNOW IT'S TIME FOR DINNER. 20 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:59,527 MY MOTHER WAS THE SAME WAY. 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,396 I REMEMBER THAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. 22 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,133 SHE HAD A CLOCK IN HER STOMACH. 23 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,702 HEY, BARN. 24 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,872 THESE CLOCKS YOU AND YOUR MOTHER HAD IN YOUR STOMACHS -- 25 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,742 DID THE TICKING KEEP YOUR FATHER AWAKE AT NIGHT? 26 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,179 YOU WANT TO GET FACETIOUS? 27 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:21,182 YOU WANT TO GET FACETIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING? 28 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,550 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, GET FACETIOUS? 29 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,718 NO -- WELL, JUST DON'T GET FACETIOUS. 30 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,854 WELL, I -- THAT HAPPENS TO BE A VERY COMMON THING -- 31 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,256 CLOCK IN THE STOMACH. 32 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,757 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 33 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,760 AUNT BEE ONCE HAD AN ELEPHANT SHE KEPT ON THE MANTELPIECE, 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,328 AND IT HAD A CLOCK IN ITS STOMACH. 35 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,465 NOW, DON'T GET MAD. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 36 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:40,334 I DON'T MIND YOU KIDDING ME ABOUT MY STOMACH, 37 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,570 BUT DON'T KID ABOUT MY MOTHER'S STOMACH! 38 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,771 WELL, I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT. 39 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,639 WELL, JUST DON'T. THAT'S ALL. 40 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,809 GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEPLACE, FOR PETE'S SAKE. 41 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,811 HELLO, BOYS. Andy: OH, HI, AUNT BEE. 42 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,680 I'M LATE. I'M SORRY. 43 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,848 BUT I HAD TO GET MY WASH HUNG OUT. 44 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,250 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT STARVED. 45 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,785 OH, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 46 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,787 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU GOT HERE WHEN YOU DID, THOUGH. 47 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,489 BARNEY'S CLOCK WAS ABOUT TO GO OFF. 48 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,824 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. 49 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,726 WHAT? NOTHING, NOTHING. 50 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,528 OH, THIS IS SOME KIND OF A LUNCH. WHAT IS IT? 51 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,697 TUNA FISH SANDWICHES WITH LITTLE SWEET GHERKINS CUT INTO 'EM? 52 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,833 MM-HMM. MM-MMM. GOOD. 53 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,536 CHOCOLATE BROWNIES WITH WALNUTS IN 'EM. 54 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,238 BOY, YOU GO TO WAY YONDER TOO MUCH TROUBLE 55 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,572 FOR US, AUNT BEE, YOU KNOW THAT? 56 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,274 WE GOT TO GIVE YOU A TITLE OR SOMETHING. 57 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:23,211 MISS LUNCHEON TRAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 58 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,746 OH, STOP IT. I HAVE NO TIME TO LISTEN TO SUCH BLARNEY. 59 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,348 I'VE GOT A CAKE IN THE OVEN 60 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,683 AND I'VE GOT IRONING TO DO AND SUPPER TO GET, AND... 61 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,552 OOH, OOH, I BETTER TAKE THE TRAY. 62 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,954 NO, I WON'T. I'LL GET IT LATER. 63 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,325 I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH, IF YOU DON'T... 64 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,827 YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH. Andy: BYE. 65 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:44,198 I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES ALL SHE DOES. 66 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:48,602 COOKS, CLEANS, SEWS, SHOPS, TAKES CARE OF OPIE. 67 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,604 I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH WE REALLY APPRECIATE 68 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,806 EVERYTHING SHE DOES FOR US. 69 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,357 WELL, WILL YOU QUIT EATING AND SAY SOMETHING! 70 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,226 SHE DOES! I HOPE SO. 71 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,562 ANYBODY THAT DOES AS MUCH AS SHE DOES... 72 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,272 WHAT IN THE WORLD'S THAT? 73 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,810 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 74 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,379 I HAD A LITTLE ALTERCATION WITH THE MAN IN THE BLACK CAR. 75 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,548 WHAT IN THE WORLD'S GOING ON? 76 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,285 DON'T LOOK LIKE ANYBODY GOT HURT. 77 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,487 BARN, YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? 78 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,555 THAT'S MALCOLM MERRIWEATHER. 79 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,724 WHO? MALCOLM MERRIWEATHER. 80 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,394 ENGLISH FELLOW COME THROUGH HERE ABOUT A YEAR AGO. 81 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,396 REMEMBER? IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. I PROMISE YOU. 82 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,930 BYE-BYE FOR NOW. 83 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,470 WELL, HELLO, JUDGE. HEY. 84 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,972 HI, THERE, MALCOLM. HOW ARE YOU? 85 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,874 I SAY YOU, UH, 86 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,411 YOU NOTICE I DON'T DRIVE ON THE LEFT ANYMORE. 87 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,746 YEAH, WE -- WE NOTICE THAT. 88 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,449 OF COURSE I, UH, DON'T DRIVE ON THE RIGHT QUITE YET, 89 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,584 BUT I'M HALFWAY THERE. 90 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:14,288 SO, I TRAVEL AROUND 91 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,790 AND PICK UP ODD JOBS AS BUTLER OR MANSERVANT 92 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,792 TO HELP DEFRAY EXPENSES, YOU SEE. 93 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,329 AND IN BETWEEN I CAN TAKE THESE LITTLE SIGHT-SEEING TRIPS. 94 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,832 MY, IT'S QUITE A COUNTRY, AMERICA. QUITE A COUNTRY. 95 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,535 YEAH, YEAH, IT IS A PRETTY NICE COUNTRY. 96 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:28,902 WE LIKE IT OURSELVES. 97 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,605 OF COURSE, I LIKE THE HISTORICAL PLACES BEST. 98 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,542 FROM HERE I WAS HOPING TO GO TO GETTYSBURG. 99 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,410 OH, WELL, IF YOU LIKE HISTORICAL PLACES 100 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,078 YOU OUGHT TO GET OVER TO BUNKER HILL. 101 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,780 THAT'S WHERE WE GAVE YOU FELLOWS 102 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,650 A SHELLACKING BACK THERE IN '76. 103 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,353 ACTUALLY, OF COURSE, THE BRITISH WON THAT BATTLE. 104 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,854 HMM? 105 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,022 OH, YES, THERE WERE QUITE A FEW BRITISH VICTORIES. 106 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:52,893 THERE WAS, UH, BUNKER HILL, LEXINGTON, CONCORD. 107 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:57,398 YEAH, WELL, WE WON, DIDN'T WE? 108 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,999 HEY, MALCOLM... 109 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:05,072 UH, YOU SAY YOU, UH, YOU, UH, PICK UP ODD JOBS ALONG THE WAY 110 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,342 TO HELP PAY FOR THE TRIP? 111 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,543 OH, I HAVE TO. 112 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,412 IT'S SHOCKING THE WAY MONEY GOES. 113 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,647 I HAD DINNER IN A RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT 114 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,983 AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THE BILL WAS. 115 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,951 17 AND SIXPENCE THREE FARTHINGS. 116 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,688 WHY THAT'S ALMOST A QUID, GIVE OR TAKE A BOB OR TWO. 117 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,390 AND BY THE TIME YOU'VE LEFT A TIP 118 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,691 YOU'RE INTO A GUINEA. 119 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,859 OH, WELL, YOU GOT TO SPEND A QUID AND SOME BOBS 120 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,395 FOR ANYTHING DECENT. 121 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,062 SHOCKING IT IS. JUST SHOCKING. 122 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,564 WELL, LISTEN, I WAS JUST THINKING -- 123 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,433 SINCE TRAVELING AROUND IS SO EXPENSIVE 124 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,935 AND YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THESE ODD JOBS TO PAY FOR YOUR TRIP, 125 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,971 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND WORK AT MY HOUSE FOR A WHILE? 126 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,841 AUNT BEE'S GOT WAY YONDER TOO MUCH TO DO. 127 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,109 YOU'D BE A BIG HELP. 128 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,912 ARE YOU, UH, ARE YOU OFFERING ME A POSITION? 129 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,381 I AM, AND IT'S MORE THAN A POSITION. 130 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,583 YOU'D BE STAYING WITH FRIENDS. 131 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:53,153 WHAT DO YOU SAY? AREN'T YOU KIND. 132 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,456 AREN'T YOU KIND. 133 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,957 AUNT BEE 134 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,492 ANDY, DID YOU WIPE YOUR FEET? 135 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,827 I JUST GOT FINISHED DOING THESE FLOORS 136 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,495 AND I DON'T WANT THEM ALL TRASHED. 137 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,996 YES, MA'AM, I WIPED THEM TWICE. LISTEN, AUNT BEE -- 138 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,533 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY ANYWAYS? 139 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,535 WELL, YOU REMEMBER DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE A LITTLE WHILE AGO 140 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,037 YOU WERE SAYING HOW YOU HAD ALL THIS WORK TO DO? 141 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,639 WHAT? 142 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,642 WELL, YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER. HELP HAS ARRIVED. 143 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,810 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 144 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,512 COME ON IN, MALCOLM. 145 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,847 HELLO, MISS BEE. 146 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,181 YOU REMEMBER MALCOLM MERRIWEATHER? 147 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,750 COME THROUGH HERE LAST YEAR. 148 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,953 OF COURSE. MALCOLM, WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE. 149 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:28,822 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 150 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:32,860 MY WORD, YOU DO LOOK FIT. A REGULAR BOBBY DAZZLER. 151 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,696 LOVELY AS EVER. LOVELY AS EVER. 152 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,130 OH, WHAT A WAY TO GREET A GUEST. 153 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,866 WELL, THAT'S JUST IT, AUNT BEE. 154 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,168 MALCOLM'S MORE THAN A GUEST. HE'S GONNA WORK HERE. 155 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,803 MALCOLM? 156 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,673 YEAH, HE'S GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE AND WORK FOR US. 157 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,708 OH! OH, OH. OH, THE GUEST ROOM. 158 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,877 I'LL GO RIGHT UP AND STRAIGHTEN IT. 159 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,879 OH, NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, MUM. 160 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,614 JUST LEAVE IT TO ME. 161 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,948 OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SHEETS ARE. 162 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,484 AND I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN UP THE CLOSET. 163 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,951 JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT TO TIDY UP 164 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,553 AND YOU SIT DOWN AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 165 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:03,056 OH, THE ONE TIME I SKIP THE GUEST ROOM... 166 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,959 SHE IS A DEAR, ISN'T SHE? 167 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,227 SHE SURE IS. 168 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,097 WELL, I MAY AS WELL GET CRACKING, AYE? 169 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,499 OH, HERE. 170 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,667 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 171 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,704 OH, BOY. 172 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,843 GREAT IDEA HAVING MALCOLM STAY WITH US, HUH? 173 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,244 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 174 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,646 WHAT?! 175 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,648 WELL, HE CAN DO ANYTHING -- COOK, CLEAN. 176 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,150 THINK OF ALL THE LEISURE TIME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE. 177 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,685 WELL... 178 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,021 SURE. WATCH TV. 179 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,623 YOU KNOW THAT SHOW YOU LIKE 180 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,625 WHERE EVERYBODY'S SICK AND IN THE HOSPITAL? 181 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:38,992 YOU CAN WATCH THE WHOLE THING 182 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,562 INSTEAD OF PEEPING AT IT THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR. 183 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,631 SIT RIGHT THERE AND WATCH EVERY OPERATION 184 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,165 WITHOUT MISSING A SINGLE STITCH. 185 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,668 NO, NO, I COULDN'T. 186 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:48,902 WHY NOT? 187 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:53,774 HAVING A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY... 188 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,676 I DON'T KNOW. 189 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,546 WELL, YOUNG MAN, IT'S LONG PAST YOUR BEDTIME. 190 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,681 SURE IS. YOU BETTER GET ON UP THERE. 191 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,183 WHAT ABOUT THAT TRICK? HMM... 192 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,185 YOU SAID YOU'D THINK ABOUT IT. 193 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,555 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 194 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,057 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM THE MYSTERIOUS ORIENT 195 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,126 A TRICK THAT HAS CONFUSED THE CROWNED HEADS OF EUROPE. 196 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,129 A SIMPLE TEAR IN THIS PIECE OF NEWSPAPER, AND NOW... 197 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,998 IF I COULD HAVE ONE VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE, PLEASE? 198 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,232 I'LL VOLUNTEER. 199 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,034 THANK YOU, SIR. 200 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,903 YOU'LL DO VERY NICELY IF YOU'LL HOLD THAT GENTLY IN EITHER HAND 201 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,238 AND I'LL SAY THE MAGIC WORDS -- INKY, STINKY, PINKY, POO. 202 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,207 ABRACADABRA, ONE, TWO, THREE 203 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,910 AND THERE WE HAVE A PAPER LADDER. 204 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,311 OH! 205 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,846 THANKS, MR. MALCOLM. 206 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,048 NOW THAT'S FOR YOU TO CLIMB UPSTAIRS TO BED WITH. 207 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,584 DON'T FORGET TO SAY GOOD NIGHT 208 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,085 AND GIVE YOUR AUNT BEE A BIG HUG. 209 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,286 GOOD NIGHT, OPIE. 210 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,688 NIGHT, AUNT BEE. NIGHT, PA. 211 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,190 NIGHT, OPE. 212 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,059 WELL, GOODNESS, WHAT AM I DOING SITTING HERE? 213 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,995 I HAVE TO GET AT THOSE DISHES. 214 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,163 THEY'RE ALL FINISHED, MUM. THEY ARE? 215 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,700 AND I FOUND SOME LAUNDRY DAMPENING, SO I TOOK THE LIBERTY. 216 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,202 YOU IRONED? OH, YES, MA'AM. 217 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,904 IRONED, FOLDED AND NICELY PUT AWAY. 218 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,239 COME ON, OPIE, LET'S HURRY UP. 219 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,678 OH, GOOD MORNING, MISS BEE. 220 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,847 MY GOODNESS, I MUST HAVE OVERSLEPT. 221 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,182 WHERE'S ANDY AND OPIE? THEY HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST? 222 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,051 OH, YES, INDEED, MUM. HAD IT AND GONE. 223 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,587 OH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY CALL ME?! 224 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,088 NOW, MUM, AS I UNDERSTAND IT 225 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,792 THE WHOLE IDEA IS FOR YOU TO SIT BACK, RELAX, 226 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,993 AND ENJOY YOURSELF. 227 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,862 SO, SIT YOURSELF DOWN HERE, AND, UH, 228 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,363 I'LL SEE THAT YOU GET YOUR BREAKFAST. 229 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,065 WELL, WHERE WOULD WE... UH, COFFEE, MUM? 230 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,067 YEAH, THANK YOU. THERE YOU ARE. 231 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,236 UH, CREAM? PLEASE. 232 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,105 A LITTLE CREAM. UH, SUGAR? 233 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,974 NO, NO, NO. NO SUGAR. THANK YOU. NO SUGAR. 234 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:37,678 NOW, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO, UH, READ THE MORNING PAPER 235 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,213 AND I'LL GET YOUR EGG FOR YOU? 236 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:50,357 BOY, I'M GETTING HUNGRY. AIN'T YOU HUNGRY, ANG? 237 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,893 CLOCK IN YOUR STOMACH BOTHERING YOU? 238 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,227 IS YOUR TUMMY GOING TICKTOCK? 239 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,229 NOW, DON'T START UP WITH ME AGAIN, ANDY. 240 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,265 I DIDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. 241 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,934 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR. 242 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,135 WARPED! 243 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,871 BUT YOU JUST GO ON AND TALK 244 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,106 'CAUSE I AIN'T EVEN GONNA LISTEN TO YOU. 245 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,808 WELL, I... 246 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,248 YOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF ME ALL THE TIME 247 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,950 'CAUSE I GOT THIS LOW SUGAR BLOOD CONTENT? 248 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,151 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 249 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,853 I GET HUNGRY. HMM. 250 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,022 OH, YOU'RE HUNGRY? YEAH, I'M HUNGRY. 251 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,891 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 252 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,258 YOU COULD'VE GONE OUT. 253 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,428 'CAUSE AUNT BEE WON'T BE BRINGING LUNCH TODAY. 254 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,130 YOU'RE KIDDING?! 255 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,299 NO. I TOLD HER NOT TO BOTHER 256 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,001 MAKING UP OUR LUNCHES ANYMORE. 257 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,003 YOU TOLD HER NOT TO BOTHER MAKING UP...? 258 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,337 YOU'RE WARPED! 259 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,039 BARNEY, I'M NOT WARPED. 260 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,808 AUNT BEE'S A LADY OF LEISURE NOW 261 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,844 AND I TOLD HER NOT TO BOTHER MAKING UP OUR LUNCHES ANYMORE. 262 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,880 Andy: WELL, IT'S MAYBERRY'S OUTSTANDING CLUB WOMAN. 263 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,148 HOW'D THE MEETING GO? 264 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,349 JUST FINE. 265 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,318 BUT CAN'T I BRING YOU SOME LUNCH? 266 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,454 NOW THERE'S NO WORK TO MAKING TUNA FISH SANDWICHES. 267 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,189 WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO... 268 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,390 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 269 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,693 WE'LL GO TO THE DINER AND GET SOMETHING. 270 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:03,897 BUT I FEEL FUNNY NOT DOING IT. OH, CAN'T I BRING YOU SOMETHING? 271 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,232 OH, SHE REALLY WANTS TO... 272 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,700 NO. 273 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,710 HELLO, MISS BEE. LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT? 274 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,212 GENTLEMEN, A LITTLE HIGH TEA. 275 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,081 WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? 276 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,116 WELL, WHAT IN THE WORLD...? 277 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,318 WELL, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG RAVIOLI. 278 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,420 JUST A CORNISH PASTY, THAT'S ALL. 279 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,122 Andy: WHAT'S A CORNISH PASTY? 280 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,991 THERE'S MEAT AND POTATOES IN ONE END 281 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,325 AND PLUM PUDDING IN THE OTHER. 282 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,027 SO YOU START WITH THE MEAT AND POTATOES 283 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,863 AND WORK YOUR WAY THROUGH TO THE DESSERT. 284 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,731 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH? 285 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,332 Barney: ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 286 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,835 Andy: SALAD, PICKLES, OLIVES, OH, BOY. 287 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,004 IT'S GOODBYE WAISTLINE WITH YOU AROUND, MALCOLM. 288 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,305 I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 289 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,440 GOODNESS, YOU BOYS WON'T BE SATISFIED 290 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,243 WITH TUNA FISH SANDWICHES ANYMORE, WILL YOU? 291 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,879 WHAT'D YOU SAY, AUNT BEE? 292 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:55,749 NOTHING. NOTHING. I'M JUST GOING ALONG. 293 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,017 Andy: OKAY, GO AHEAD 294 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,886 AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, AUNT BEE. 295 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,388 BOY, IS THIS A LUNCH? I ASK YOU, IS THIS A LUNCH? 296 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,390 Barney: TELL THE TRUTH NOW, MALCOLM 297 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,392 YOU USED TO COOK FOR THE KING OF ENGLAND, DID YOU? 298 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,796 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN THIS. 299 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,331 MM-MMM. 300 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,935 OPIE! 301 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,503 OPIE! 302 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,872 WHAT'S THE MATTER, AUNT BEE? WHERE IS THAT BOY? 303 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,874 HE HAS TO GO TO JIMMY FARRINGTON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 304 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,209 WELL, HE'S NOT OUT BACK. 305 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,944 I'LL BET HE'S STILL IN HIS OVERALLS. 306 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,879 IT'S LIKE PULLING TEETH TO GET THAT BOY TO GO ANYWHERE. 307 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,048 HI, PA! HI, AUNT BEE! 308 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,983 WELL, I'M GOING TO THE PARTY NOW. 309 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,484 WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK SHARP. 310 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,987 MR. MALCOLM SAYS I'M WELL TURNED OUT TODAY. 311 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,156 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR HAIR LOOK SO NEAT. 312 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,425 THAT'S 'CAUSE HE LOANED ME HIS HAIR TONIC. 313 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,960 HERE, SMELL. 314 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,194 MM! OOH! 315 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,864 IT COMES ALL THE WAY FROM ENGLAND. 316 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,833 OH! YEAH, AND HE'S GOING TO THE PARTY WITH ME. 317 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,235 I'M JUST GONNA SHOW THEM A FEW MAGIC TRICKS. 318 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,571 I SEE. HE'S GONNA TEACH US SOME GAMES AND MAKE PAPER TREES AND EVERYTHING. 319 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,274 COME ON, MR. MALCOLM. WELL, BYE, OPE. 320 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,577 BYE, PA. BYE, AUNT BEE. 321 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,112 OH, BY THE WAY, I PUT THE ROAST IN THE OVEN, 322 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,548 AND I'LL BE BACK TO TURN IT OFF, SO NOT TO WORRY. 323 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,387 WELL...LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE DAY OFF. 324 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,423 NOT ME. I GOT TO GO TO WORK. I'LL SEE YOU. 325 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,847 COME ON OUT HERE, MALCOLM, 326 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,116 AND SIT DOWN AFTER ALL THAT WORK. 327 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,484 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. 328 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,019 YEAH. 329 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,354 MIGHTY GOOD BEEF STEW TONIGHT, MALCOLM. 330 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,024 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. 331 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,625 WASN'T IT GOOD, AUNT BEE? 332 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,627 HMM? 333 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,863 THE BEEF STEW MALCOLM MADE. 334 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,332 YES, IT WAS VERY NICE. 335 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,334 WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT GRAVY ANYWAYS? 336 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,870 OH, THAT -- DOUBLE DOLLOPS OF COOKING SHERRY. 337 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,372 SHERRY? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 338 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,974 I'M ON DUTY TONIGHT. 339 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,609 YOU BETTER CHEW SOME GUM. 340 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,178 WOULDN'T DO FOR THE DEPUTY TO GO OUT WITH GRAVY ON HIS BREATH. 341 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,880 GRAVY... 342 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,616 YOU SAY YOU'RE PLANNING A TRIP TO GETTYSBURG? 343 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,285 I HOPE TO GET THERE, YES. 344 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,322 YEAH, GETTYSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA. 345 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,658 SEE, THAT'S FAMOUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE LINCOLN 346 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,361 MADE HIS FAMOUS GETTYSBURG ADDRESS SPEECH. 347 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:25,398 SEE, LINCOLN -- HE WAS WHAT WE CALLED A PRE-SI-DENT. 348 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,000 AND WASHINGTON, YOU SEE 349 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,635 WAS OUR FIRST PRESIDENT. 350 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,037 AND THEN LINCOLN -- 351 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,439 NOW, HE DIDN'T COME ALONG TILL LATER. 352 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,907 HE WAS, UH... 353 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,243 UH, 14th OR 15th, SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THERE. 354 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,577 16th. 355 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,447 PIERCE WAS THE 14th, BUCHANAN 15th 356 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,649 LINCOLN WAS THE 16th. 357 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,117 WELL, YEAH. 358 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,020 LIKE I SAY, IT WAS SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THERE. 359 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,357 BARN, YOU WANT TO TELL MALCOLM SOME MORE ABOUT AMERICA? 360 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,558 NO. 361 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,026 Opie: HI, EVERYBODY! 362 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,529 OH, OPIE, YOU'RE ALL DIRTY AND PERSPIRING. 363 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,231 WE WERE PLAYING RUN, SHEEP, RUN. 364 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,566 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY RUN, SHEEP, RUN 365 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,968 IN YOUR BATH, YOUNG MAN. 366 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,302 COME ON, SAY GOOD NIGHT TO EVERYBODY. 367 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,636 GIVE YOUR AUNT BEE A BIG HUG. 368 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,639 GOOD NIGHT, AUNT BEE. GOOD NIGHT, OPIE. 369 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,641 WELL, I MUST SAY YOU'RE VERY QUIET 370 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,177 FOR A LADY OF LEISURE. 371 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,179 ARE WE HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE? 372 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,515 MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. YES. THERE YOU ARE. 373 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,250 THE EIGHT GOES ON THE NINE. 374 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,086 SEVEN GOES ON THE EIGHT. 375 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,288 JACK ON THE QUEEN, AND YOU'RE OUT. 376 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,555 THERE. 377 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,457 NOW YOU CAN SIT BACK AND RELAX 378 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,226 AND REALLY ENJOY YOUR REST. 379 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,262 HOW ABOUT A GLASS OF MILK BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? 380 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,131 UH-HUH. AND WILL YOU MAKE ME A PAPER BOAT FOR THE BATH? 381 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,365 OH, WELL, NOW... 382 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,371 * YADDY-YAH, YADDY-YAH * 383 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,373 * YADDY-YUM-TA-DA-RUM 384 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,542 MR. MALCOLM? HUH? 385 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,078 DO YOU ALWAYS SING, TOO, WHEN YOU DO THE DISHES? 386 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,746 OH, YEAH. HOW COME? 387 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,116 WELL, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THIS BETTER 388 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,984 WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, BUT YOU SEE... 389 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,552 YOU'RE HAPPIEST WHEN YOU'RE WORKING 390 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,055 'CAUSE IT -- WELL, IT MAKES YOU FEEL USEFUL, YOU KNOW. 391 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,390 YEAH, I GUESS YOU MUST BE RIGHT 392 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,725 'CAUSE WHEN AUNT BEE IS WORKING 393 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,128 SHE'D SING ALL THE TIME. 394 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,130 REALLY? WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. 395 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,199 I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD YOUR AUNT BEE SING. 396 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,434 WELL, SHE DON'T ANYMORE. 397 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,602 YOU MEAN, UH... 398 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,139 SHE USED TO SING AROUND THE HOUSE 399 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,340 WHEN SHE WAS WORKING? 400 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,175 UH-HUH. YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD HER, 401 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,511 BUT SHE USED TO SING A LOT. 402 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,681 I SEE. 403 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,051 IS IT JUST THE TWO OF US FOR SUNDAY DINNER? 404 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,252 YEAH. 405 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,486 WHERE'S OPIE? 406 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,021 HE WENT OVER TO LOUIS'S TO EAT WITH THEM. 407 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,023 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH AUNT BEE? 408 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,359 SHE'S SICK IN THE BED. 409 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,061 WELL, BLESS HER HEART. 410 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,395 SHE MUST REALLY BE FEELING BAD. 411 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,264 SHE DIDN'T EVEN COME TO PREACHING THIS MORNING. 412 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,266 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER? 413 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,134 I'M NOT SURE. 414 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,470 HUH, IT'S TOO BAD SHE HAS TO BE SICK 415 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,472 WHEN SHE'S GETTING ALL THIS REST. 416 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,040 MM. 417 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,212 WOULD... WOULD YOU...? 418 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,582 I JUST CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO RING THAT THING. 419 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,421 JUST TO GET HIS ATTENTION. 420 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,257 YOU AIN'T SANTA CLAUS ON THE STREET CORNER. 421 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,127 DON'T GO RING THAT BELL AND GO, 422 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,596 "TING-A-LING-A-LING- A-LING." 423 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,631 I CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. 424 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,166 YOU KNOW, I'M ONLY HUMAN, YOU KNOW. 425 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,169 I'VE ONLY GOT ONE PAIR OF HANDS... 426 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,072 MISS BEE! MISS BEE! 427 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,408 WHERE DO YOU KEEP THAT LITTLE, FAT OLD POUP SADLE? 428 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,111 NO, I MEAN LOUP SADLE. 429 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,778 SOUP LADLE. 430 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,647 Bee: BOTTOM OF THE STOVE. 431 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,349 YOU ARE? 432 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,351 BOTTOM OF THE STOVE! 433 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,552 I'VE GOT YOU. 434 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,820 * BOTTOM OF THE STOVE 435 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,355 * OF THE STOVE 436 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,557 * OF THE STOVE... 437 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,630 ANDY, I THINK HE'S BEEN DRINKING. 438 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,165 SURE ACTS LIKE IT. 439 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,400 THAT AIN'T LIKE HIM. 440 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,403 HEY, SOUP-SOUP. SOUP-SOUP. 441 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,406 BEAUTIFUL OLD LOUP-LOUP. 442 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,275 NOW, LET ME GET BEHIND YOU. 443 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,144 SERVE TO THE LEFT. 444 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:03,316 AND YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THE RIGHT. 445 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,652 SERVE TO THE LEFT. 446 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,355 AND THE SAME TOKEN 447 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,358 TAKE AWAY FROM THE RIGHT. 448 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,693 OOH-OOH-OOH... SOUP SPOONS. 449 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,228 YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY SOUP SPOONS. 450 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,897 I'LL TEND TO THAT. JUST HANG ON A SECOND. 451 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,769 ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE AMERICA? 452 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,138 THEY NOT ONLY GOT GOLD ON THE STREETS, 453 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,806 THEY'VE GOT SILVER ON THE FLOOR, TOO. 454 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,808 YOU SEE? SILVER ON THE FLOOR. 455 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,210 SILVER ON THE FLOOR. 456 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:34,547 THAT'S A JOKE. THAT'S A JOKE, EH? 457 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,550 HERE -- PICK THE BONES OUT WITH THAT. 458 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,419 NOW, WE WANT SOME SALTED CRACKERS. 459 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,620 * SALTED CRACKERS 460 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,888 * SALTED CRACKERS... 461 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,226 HEY, MISS BEE... 462 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,727 WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR SALTED CRACKERS? 463 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,429 TOP SHELF OF THE PANTRY. 464 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,930 YOU ARE? 465 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,932 TOP SHELF OF THE PANTRY! 466 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,701 I'VE GOT YOU. 467 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,636 * TOP, TOP SHELF, TOP... 468 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,708 ANDY, HE'S GASSED. 469 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,743 YEAH? 470 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,882 THIS SOUP'S COLD. 471 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,752 IT'S RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN. 472 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,921 THERE'S THE TOP OF THE CAN. 473 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,296 WE'VE GOT AN ENGLISH OTIS ON OUR HANDS. 474 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,299 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE CAN'T FIND THOSE THINGS. 475 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,635 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM CALLING UPSTAIRS LIKE THAT? 476 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,503 AUNT BEE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN. 477 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,441 WHAT'S THAT?! 478 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,476 OH! MERCY! 479 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,810 WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED? 480 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,247 I FOUND THE SALTED CRACKERS. 481 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,852 ANDY? 482 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,490 SHERRY -- IT'S ALL GONE. 483 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,825 YOU GOT NO CHOICE. FIRE HIM. 484 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,361 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 485 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,862 ANDY, THIS IS EXHIBIT "A." 486 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,730 THE GUY'S A WINO. GET RID OF HIM. 487 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,432 WELL, BARNEY -- HEY, HEY, HEY. 488 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,633 I HEARD THAT. 489 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,834 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING RID OF ME, 490 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,236 AREN'T YOU? 491 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,905 AFTER ALL I'VE DONE AROUND HERE. 492 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,840 I'VE TRIED TO DO EVERYTHING. 493 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,844 I'VE COOKED AND SCRUBBED AND CLEANED. 494 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,714 BUT I THINK I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED. 495 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,249 I'M LEAVING. 496 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,918 NO, PLEASE. DON'T TRY AND STOP ME. 497 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,689 I'M GONNA PACK UP ME THINGS...AND LEAVE. 498 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,558 THIS IS ALL OF THE THANKS I GOT. 499 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,760 YOU NEVER... 500 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,298 BOY, THERE'S NOTHING I HATE WORSE 501 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,965 THAN A WINO ON A CRYING JAG. 502 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,668 OH, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? 503 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,270 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 504 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,272 HE FELL OFF THE WAGON. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 505 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,473 HE'S BACK ON THE SAUCE. 506 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,808 GOODNESS! 507 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,476 I BETTER GET IN THERE 508 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,478 AND GUARD THAT SILVERWARE TILL HE GETS OUT OF THE HOUSE. 509 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,380 POOR MALCOLM. 510 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,516 I THINK IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR HIM. 511 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,050 HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DO. 512 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,886 WELL, I BETTER DRESS AND GET DOWN HERE AND MAKE SOME SUPPER. 513 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,588 I THOUGHT YOU WAS SICK. 514 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,457 WHAT? OH, NONSENSE. 515 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,825 NO, I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 516 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,728 NOW, DON'T YOU TOUCH ANYTHING. I'LL DO IT ALL. 517 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,012 HI, PA. 518 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,383 WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? WHAT ARE YOU SMELLING? 519 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,051 OH...NOTHING. 520 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,621 JUST SOMEBODY SPILLED THE COOKING SHERRY IN THE SINK. 521 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,626 SO, YOU TRY BEING A LITTLE MORE HELP 'ROUND HERE, YOUNG MAN. 522 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,329 AND WHEN YOUR AUNT BEE STARTS SINGING AROUND THE HOUSE -- 523 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,665 SHE WILL SOON -- YOU JUST JOIN IN 524 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,668 AND HAVE A REGULAR SING-ALONG WITH AUNT BEE, ALL RIGHT? 525 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,003 OKAY, POP. 526 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,406 OH. 527 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,413 WELL, MALCOLM, YOU... 528 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,081 SOBERED UP MIGHTY QUICK, DIDN'T YOU? 529 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,450 YEAH, WELL, I, UM... I'M, UH... 530 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,619 VERY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS MESS. 531 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,788 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 532 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,923 AUNT BEE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 533 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,927 YEAH. I EXPECT SHE WILL. 534 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,128 WELL, GOODBYE, SIR. 535 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,130 THANKS, MALCOLM. 536 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,865 FOR EVERYTHING. 537 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:23,376 I ALWAYS SAID THIS PLACE WAS TOO MUCH FOR ANYBODY. 538 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,378 MAYBE NOW YOU'LL BELIEVE ME. 539 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,579 WELL, OUT, OUT! 540 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:29,782 THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE! 541 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:39,091 PA, IS MR. MALCOLM EVER COMING BACK? 542 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,462 THAT'S HARD TO SAY. 543 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,131 HE WAS AN AWFUL GOOD COOK, WASN'T HE? 544 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:48,868 HE SURE IS A GOOD COOK. ONE OF THE BEST AROUND. 545 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:52,405 AND HE CLEANED THE HOUSE GOOD AND DID THE DISHES GOOD. 546 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,707 GOOD AS AUNT BEE, EVEN THOUGH HE'S A MAN. 547 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:58,878 YEAH, MIGHTY GOOD. MIGHTY GOOD. 548 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:02,582 HE WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY WE PAID HIM. 549 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,484 WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM, TOO, AREN'T WE? 550 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,653 UH-HUH. 551 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,656 OF COURSE, THERE'S ONE THING AUNT BEE'S AWFUL BETTER AT. 552 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,158 DON'T SAY "AWFUL BETTER." JUST SAY "BETTER." 553 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,861 OH, WELL, THEN THERE'S ONE THING AUNT BEE'S BETTER AT. 554 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,796 WHAT'S THAT? 555 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,164 SHE'S BETTER AT HUGGING. 556 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,902 YEAH, SHE IS THAT. 557 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,905 THAT KIND OF HUGGING, MONEY CAN'T BUY, RIGHT? 558 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,206 NO. 559 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,908 WHY DON'T YOU RUN UPSTAIRS AND COLLECT ONE? 560 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,611 YES, I WILL, PA. GOOD NIGHT. 561 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,813 GOOD NIGHT. 40549

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