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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,346 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,216 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,252 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,467 NOW, LISTEN, JOHNNY PAUL, I WAS HERE FIRST. 5 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,768 NO, I WAS HERE FIRST. 6 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,637 OKAY, FAIR AND SQUARE. ODDS OR EVENS? 7 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,372 EVENS. 8 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,842 I WIN. 9 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,377 WAIT A MINUTE. TWO OUT OF THREE. 10 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,413 NO, YOU DON'T. WE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 11 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:49,617 MA'AM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A JAR OF...? 12 00:00:57,258 --> 00:01:00,594 HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 13 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,165 HOW MANY YOU GOT LEFT, OPIE? 14 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,499 TWENTY-TWO. 15 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,268 I ONLY GOT 18 LEFT. 16 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,536 HOW COME YOU SOLD SO MANY? 17 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,371 I MAILED THEM TO ALL MY RELATIVES 18 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,573 BUT THEY DIDN'T SEND ME ANY MONEY YET. 19 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,211 TAKE IT EASY. 20 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,513 HE WON'T BUY ANY. 21 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,881 YOU'LL SEE. 22 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,720 All: SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A JAR OF...? 23 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,694 I DON'T SEE HOW ANYBODY'S GONNA WIN THAT PONY. 24 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,529 YEAH, WE'LL NEVER WIN IT. 25 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:38,432 I THINK I'M GONNA QUIT AND SEND ALL MY SALVE BACK. 26 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:41,202 NOT ME. I'M GONNA TRY AND SELL SOME MORE. 27 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,403 ME, TOO. 28 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,804 BUT WHERE? 29 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,151 HI, SON. 30 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,352 HI, PAW. 31 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,354 HOW'S THE SALVE BUSINESS COMING? 32 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,689 IT AIN'T. 33 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:02,890 PAW... 34 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,558 NO. 35 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:07,895 NOW, LOOK, I'VE ALREADY BOUGHT THREE JARS OF THAT STUFF 36 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,731 AND I AIN'T EVEN SUSCEPTIBLE TO POISON IVY. 37 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,701 BUT IT'S GOOD FOR A LOT OF OTHER STUFF, TOO -- 38 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:18,906 "ATHLETE'S FOOT, PRICKLY RASH, COMPLEXION, AND SPRING ITCH." 39 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,609 WELL, I DON'T PLAN ON GETTING ANY OF THAT STUFF EITHER. 40 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,412 SON, I WARNED YOU 41 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:26,547 THAT STUFF WASN'T GONNA BE EASY TO SELL. 42 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,416 YOU SURE WERE RIGHT, PAW. 43 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:31,585 I WAS KINDA THINKIN' I MIGHT SEND IT BACK. 44 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:36,257 WELL, I TRIED TO TELL YOU IT WASN'T GONNA BE EASY. 45 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,758 HI. 46 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:38,959 Andy: OH, HI. 47 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,661 HAVE ANY LUCK OVER AT MRS. FARLEY'S? 48 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:44,265 NO. IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 49 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,500 SHE GOT OUT OF THAT TREE ALL BY HERSELF. 50 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,502 SHE WAS SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH 51 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,504 WITH HER FAT FACE IN A PAN OF MILK 52 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:51,705 WHEN I DROVE UP. 53 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:52,906 WHO, MRS. FARLEY? 54 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:56,777 NO. HER CAT. WHAT A QUESTION. 55 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,646 MRS. FARLEY AIN'T GOT A FAT FACE. 56 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,913 SHE'S GOT A THIN FACE. 57 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,354 UH, BARNEY... 58 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,357 NO. I AIN'T BUYING ANY MORE OF YOUR SALVE. 59 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,359 BUT, BARNEY... NO. 60 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,693 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR CROW'S-FEET. 61 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,228 I PUT IT ON MY CROW'S-FEET A WEEK AGO 62 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,429 AND THEY'RE STILL THERE. 63 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,232 SEE THAT CREASE IN MY CHEEK? NOTHING. 64 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,401 SO DON'T TRY TO SELL ME ANY MORE OF YOUR SALVE. 65 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,935 DON'T BE TOO TOUGH ON HIM, BARN. 66 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,637 HE'S HAVING A LITTLE DIFFICULTY 67 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:24,838 MOVING THAT PRODUCT. 68 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,240 IT JUST AIN'T EASY. 69 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,575 WELL, I SUPPOSE NOT. 70 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,577 DOOR-TO-DOOR SELLING STUFF. 71 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,746 WELL, MAYBE YOU AIN'T USING SALESMANSHIP, OPE. 72 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,682 A GOOD SALESMAN CAN SELL ANYTHING. 73 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,883 RIGHT, ANDY? 74 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,285 RIGHT. 75 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,686 HOW YOU BEEN GOING ABOUT IT ANYWAYS? 76 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,588 WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU COME UP TO SOMEBODY'S DOOR? 77 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,789 LET'S SEE YOUR TECHNIQUE. 78 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,825 WELL, I JUST HOLD OUT A JAR OF SALVE 79 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,027 AND SAY, "PARDON ME, MA'AM. 80 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,962 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A...?" 81 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,898 WELL? GO ON. 82 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,734 THAT'S AS FAR AS I GET. THEN THEY SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE. 83 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,803 Barney: WELL, THERE'S YOUR TROUBLE. 84 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,506 YOU CAN'T GIVE 'EM A CHANCE TO CUT YOU OFF LIKE THAT. 85 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,840 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR 86 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,375 AND START TALKING AND NEVER STOP. 87 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,377 RIGHT, ANG? RIGHT. 88 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,379 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. GIVE ME THAT. 89 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,381 THEY OPEN THE DOOR. 90 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,949 THEN YOU SAY, "HELLO, LITTLE GIRL. 91 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,651 "MAY I SEE THE LADY OF THE HOUSE? 92 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,453 OH, YOU ARE THE LADY OF THE HOUSE." 93 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:15,889 A LITTLE FLATTERY DON'T HURT NONE. 94 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,591 "I HAVE HERE A LITTLE ITEM KNOWN AS MIRACLE SALVE 95 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,627 "GUARANTEED TO REMOVE BLEMISHES, CROW'S-FEET 96 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,629 "AND THOSE TELLTALE LINES UNDER THE EYES -- 97 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,896 "NOT THAT YOU NEED IT, MADAM, 98 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,598 BUT JUST TO HAVE AROUND IN CASE." 99 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,966 "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN. 100 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,036 I GOT A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE IN THE OVEN." 101 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,571 WELL, ANYWAY, OPE -- 102 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,541 SALESMANSHIP, THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING. 103 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,576 WHAT BARNEY'S TRYIN' TO TELL YOU, SON 104 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,478 IS MAKE YOUR PRODUCT SOUND GOOD. 105 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,513 MAKE IT SOUND AS GOOD AS YOU CAN. 106 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,714 EXACTLY. 107 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,317 HEY, REMEMBER THEM FLOWER SEEDS WE SOLD 108 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,552 WHEN WE WERE KIDS? 109 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,987 THE ONES GUARANTEED TO BLOOM NIGHT AND DAY 110 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,422 FOR SIX MONTHS LONG? 111 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:51,359 WELL, PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM UP LIKE HOTCAKES. 112 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,661 JUST TECHNIQUE AND SALESMANSHIP. 113 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,664 WELL, I'LL KEEP TRYING. THANKS, BARNEY. 114 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,432 JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, SON. 115 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,468 THAT'S ALL ANYBODY CAN EXPECT OF YOU. 116 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,337 I WILL, PAW. BYE. 117 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,739 BYE. 118 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:08,909 OPIE'S FINDIN' OUT HOW TOUGH IT IS TO MAKE A DOLLAR. 119 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,444 YEAH. 120 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,046 SPEAKING OF THEM FLOWER SEEDS WE USED TO SELL 121 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,949 I WAS LOOKING THROUGH SOME STUFF THE OTHER NIGHT 122 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,351 AND GUESS WHAT. 123 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,987 I STILL GOT FIVE PACKS OF 'EM. 124 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,522 NO KIDDING. 125 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,858 THEY WEREN'T BAD-LOOKING LITTLE FLOWERS AT THAT. 126 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,027 NO. THEY WAS KINDA PRETTY. 127 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,963 'COURSE I AIN'T GOT MUCH USE FOR 'EM 128 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,366 LIVIN' IN ONE ROOM THAT WAY. 129 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,035 BUT YOU LIVE IN THAT BIG HOUSE. 130 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,738 YOU GOT ALL THAT GARDEN SPACE. ANG? 131 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:38,972 NO. 132 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,011 HI, YOU GUYS. 133 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,714 HEY, OPE, YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO TREY? 134 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,716 TELL HIM, TREY. WHAT HAPPENED? 135 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:51,719 WELL, I SENT BACK ALL THOSE JARS OF SALVE I DIDN'T SELL, 136 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,153 LIKE I SAID I WAS GOING TO. 137 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,622 WON'T THEY TAKE 'EM BACK? 138 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,490 THEY TOOK 'EM BACK, ALL RIGHT, BUT THEY SAID 139 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,992 THEY WERE REAL DISAPPOINTED IN ME AS A SALESMAN 140 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,529 AND THEY WERE PUTTING ME ON A BLACKLIST. 141 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,830 HOW ABOUT THAT? 142 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,533 GEE, ISN'T THAT AWFUL? WOW. 143 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,735 WHAT'S A BLACKLIST? 144 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:08,936 I DON'T KNOW. 145 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,137 WHAT'S A BLACKLIST, TREY? 146 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,639 I DON'T KNOW. 147 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,841 GEE, OPE, I BET YOUR PAW WOULD KNOW. 148 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,809 HEY, YEAH. LET'S GO ASK HIM. 149 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,593 I THINK HE'S ASLEEP. 150 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,094 I DIDN'T KNOW POLICE SLEPT. 151 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,097 SURE THEY DO, BUT THEY SLEEP LIGHT, SEE. 152 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,099 THEY'RE ALERT EVEN WHEN THEY'RE ASLEEP. 153 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,135 HE'D WAKE UP JUST LIKE THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED. 154 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:55,783 WELL, IT WASN'T A REAL EMERGENCY. 155 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,017 BARNEY? 156 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,491 BARNEY! 157 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:09,062 OVER AND OUT. TEN-FOUR. 158 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,931 POLICE CALLS. 159 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,100 WHAT, UH... 160 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,469 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU BOYS? 161 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,937 BARNEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE PAW IS? 162 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,807 WELL, I THINK HE WENT OUT ON A CALL. 163 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,742 WHY 164 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,711 WE WANTED TO ASK A QUESTION. 165 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,713 BARNEY, WHAT'S A BLACKLIST? 166 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:29,883 WELL, A BLACKLIST IS WHERE THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART 167 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:33,053 WON'T HIRE THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART 168 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,489 BECAUSE OF SOMETHING 169 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,758 THAT THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART ONCE DID 170 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,992 OR MIGHT HAVE DONE. 171 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,028 IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN'T GET A JOB. WHY? 172 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,262 WHO'S ON A BLACKLIST? 173 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,998 TREY. SHOW HIM THE LETTER, TREY. 174 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:50,037 BARNEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. JUST LEAVE IT TO BARNEY. 175 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,773 WOW. 176 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,942 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, TREY? 177 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,276 Opie: TREY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 178 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,678 AND WE'RE ALL AFRAID 179 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,879 WE'RE GONNA GET ON THE BLACKLIST, TOO 180 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,581 'CAUSE WE CAN'T SELL OUR SALVE. 181 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,650 WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD HELP US. 182 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:03,951 WELL, UH... 183 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,721 LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS A MINUTE. 184 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,726 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE PARTY AND THE SECOND PART? 185 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,228 DON'T YOU SEE? IT MEANS YOU CAN'T GET A JOB. 186 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,931 CAN'T GET A JOB? WOW. 187 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,567 I GOT TO GET A JOB. 188 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,569 I PROMISED MY MOTHER I'D WORK FOR MY ALLOWANCE. 189 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,737 BOYS, I GOT IT. 190 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,205 All: WHAT DO YOU GOT? 191 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,908 HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT. HOW DO YOU FIGHT FIRE? 192 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,242 WITH A HOSE? 193 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:33,614 NO. WITH FIRE. YOU FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. 194 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,948 THEY SCARED YOU WITH A LETTER. 195 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,283 WE'LL SCARE THEM BACK WITH A LETTER. 196 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,818 WHAT KIND OF LETTER? 197 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,987 A LAWYER LETTER. WHAT'S A LAWYER LETTER? 198 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,889 SIT DOWN. I'LL SHOW YOU. 199 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:47,761 COME ON. HERE. WRITE WHAT I SAY. 200 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:51,932 FROM THE OFFICE OF BERNARD P. FIFE 201 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,934 ATTORNEY AT LAW. 202 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,268 ARE YOU AN ATTORNEY AT LAW, BARNEY? 203 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,905 NO, NO, NO, BUT THAT'LL SCARE 'EM. GO ON, WRITE. 204 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:03,010 GENTLEMEN, MY CLIENT, MR. TREY BOWDEN 205 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,012 HAS JUST SHOWED ME YOUR LETTER 206 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,747 OF THE 15th. 207 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:12,219 GENTLEMEN, JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL OFF HERE ANYWAY? 208 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,022 HOW DARE YOU THREATEN A MAN LIKE MR. BOWDEN 209 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,125 ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED, ONE OF THE MOST REVERED 210 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,294 ONE OF THE BEST CHURCH-GOING CITIZENS OF OUR TOWN? 211 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:26,800 IF YOU DON'T IMMEDIATELY CEASE, DESIST, AND STOP ANNOYING HIM, 212 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:30,103 WE WILL SEE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. 213 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,305 YOURS TRULY... 214 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,108 BERNARD P. FIFE... 215 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,745 ATTORNEY AT LAW. 216 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,914 I DON'T THINK FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE IS GONNA WORK. 217 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,683 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT AIN'T GONNA WORK? 218 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,821 Barney: THERE'S THE SHERIFF. WE'LL ASK HIM. 219 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,691 DON'T YOU FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE? 220 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,892 WHAT? 221 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,226 HOW DO YOU FIGHT FIRE? 222 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,628 WITH A HOSE. 223 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,829 I TOLD YOU, BARNEY. 224 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,731 WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT? 225 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,967 TREY'S BEEN BLACKLISTED. WHAT? 226 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,736 HE GOT THIS LETTER FROM THE SALVE COMPANY. 227 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,740 FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE, I SAY. 228 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,743 OH, I SEE. 229 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,079 WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS, BOYS. 230 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,247 THEY'RE JUST TRYIN' TO INTIMIDATE YOU. 231 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,717 IT'S THEIR WAY OF GETTIN' YOU TO SELL MORE SALVE. 232 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,720 IF THEY SEND A LETTER TO ONE OF YOU SAYING HE'S ON A BLACKLIST 233 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,355 THEY FIGURE THAT'LL SCARE THE REST OF YOU 234 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,991 INTO SELLING MORE SALVE. 235 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,759 IT'S A METHOD THESE FELLAS USE -- INTIMIDATION. 236 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,194 NOW, YOU RUN ON AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 237 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,395 GEE, THANKS, PAW. 238 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,097 THAT WAS REALLY HELPFUL. 239 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,432 BYE. 240 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,803 I NEVER SAW SUCH A CLEAR CASE OF INTIMIDATION. 241 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,237 AND WITH A YOUNGSTER. 242 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:40,340 INTIMIDATION -- PURE AND SIMPLE INTIMIDATION. 243 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:44,377 WELL, THEY'RE JUST TRYIN' TO GET 'EM TO SELL MORE SALVE. 244 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,279 TRYIN' TO SCARE 'EM AND WORRY 'EM 245 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,781 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 246 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,982 INTIMIDATION? 247 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,784 OF COURSE IT'S INTIMIDATION. 248 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,986 WE OUGHTA FIGURE A WAY OF GETTING BACK AT THEM -- THE CROOKS. 249 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,055 WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL 'EM CROOKS. 250 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,323 THEY'RE FOXES MAYBE... 251 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,025 HIGH-PRESSURE OPERATORS OF A SORT 252 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,359 BUT I WOULDN'T CALL 'EM CROOKS. 253 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,228 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. WHAT? 254 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,763 YOU JUST GAVE ME THE IDEA. 255 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,098 FOXY, ARE THEY? HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A FOX? 256 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,967 SET THE DOGS ON 'EM? NO. 257 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,168 TRAP? NO! 258 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,937 NO. YOU OUTFOX A FOX. 259 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,105 I NEVER TRIED THAT WAY. OH, THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. 260 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,107 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE DIDN'T THINK OF IT SOONER. WHAT? 261 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,977 THIS IDEA OF MINE. NOW, LISTEN TO THIS. 262 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,213 YOU AND ME GO OVER TO MT. PILOT WHERE THOSE GUYS ARE... NO. 263 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,414 NOW, HEAR ME OUT. NO. 264 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,950 WE GO OVER TO MT. PILOT -- NO. 265 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,151 HERE ME OUT. YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO MY IDEA. 266 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,786 I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR IDEA. 267 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,955 BARNEY, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GOING TO MT. PILOT. 268 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,123 OH, DON'T CLOSE YOUR MIND. BOY, WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR MIND -- 269 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,993 MY MIND'S CLOSED. MY MIND'S CLOSED. 270 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,362 I'M GOING ON PATROL. 271 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,835 CLOSED MIND. 272 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:52,245 SARAH, GET ME WILEY'S FILLING STATION. 273 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,514 HELLO. 274 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,050 HEY, GOME. BARN. 275 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,753 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LITTLE DRIVE WITH ME 276 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,955 OVER TO MT. PILOT? 277 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,268 THAT'S IT. 278 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,804 OKAY. 279 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,806 NOW, GOMER, HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING STRAIGHT? 280 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,974 I THINK SO. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 281 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,976 YOU ALL SET? 282 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,145 WHAT? ALL SET. 283 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,180 LET'S GO. 284 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:41,394 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GENTLEMEN? 285 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,097 WE'D LIKE TO SEE THE MAN IN CHARGE. 286 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:47,400 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 287 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,436 WE'D LIKE TO BUY SOME OF YOUR SALVE. 288 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:53,040 YOU WANT TO BUY SOME OF OUR SALVE? 289 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,407 THAT'S RIGHT. 290 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,244 WELL, YOU GENTLEMEN ARE A LITTLE TOO OLD 291 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,979 FOR A PONY, AREN'T YOU? 292 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,849 OH, NO. YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS. 293 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,817 MY NAME IS OPIE TAYLOR, SR. 294 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:09,122 AND MY LITTLE BOY SENT AWAY FOR SOME OF YOUR SALVE. 295 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,557 YEAH? 296 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,959 HE GOT TO EXPERIMENTIN' WITH IT, 297 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,460 YOU KNOW, LIKE KIDS DO SOMETIMES. 298 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,528 SO HE PUT SOME ON HIS DOG. 299 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,932 YOU SEE, JR'S DOG HAD THE MANGE. YEAH? 300 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,034 WELL, THAT MANGE CURED UP OVER NIGHT. 301 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,469 DARNDEST THING I EVER SAW. 302 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,104 YEAH? 303 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,173 SO I TOOK SOME OF THE SALVE OVER TO DR. PENDYKE HERE. 304 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,141 DR. PENDYKE'S A VETERINARIAN. 305 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,010 THAT IS CORRECT. 306 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,512 U.T. PENDYKE, D.V.M. 307 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,215 PRACTICE LIMITED TO SMALL ANIMALS -- 308 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,886 DOGS, CATS, BIRDS OF ALL KINDS, AND SMALL SHEEP. 309 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,854 MR. TAYLOR, SR. HERE 310 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,256 BROUGHT ME SOME OF YOUR OINTMENT, 311 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,493 AND I TRIED IT OUT ON SIX OF MY MANGY ANIMALS. 312 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,396 IT CURED THEM WITHIN A 24-HOUR PERIOD -- 313 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,031 AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE. 314 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,900 BY THE WAY THAT'S A FINE NAME 315 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,234 YOU'VE GOT FOR YOUR COMPANY, YOUNG MAN -- 316 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,036 THE MIRACLE SALVE COMPANY. 317 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,971 WELL, THANK YOU. 318 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,507 IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN THE OINTMENT I'VE BEEN USING -- 319 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,009 MOLLY HARKINS MANGE CURE. 320 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,644 IT IS? YES. MUCH BETTER. 321 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,447 SO WE THOUGHT WE'D LIKE TO BUY IT FROM YOU 322 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,251 AND SELL IT TO OTHER VETERINARIANS OR EVEN DRUGSTORES. 323 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,621 N-N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 324 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,590 YOU WANNA BUY OUR SALVE AND SELL IT TO... 325 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,426 EXCUSE ME. 326 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,894 LENNY! 327 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,330 I'M SURE THAT MANY OF MY COLLEAGUES 328 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,066 WOULD BE INTERESTED IN YOUR PRODUCT -- 329 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,600 DR. WEBSTER, DR. NEELEY. 330 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,637 THEY GET A LOT OF MANGE THIS TIME OF YEAR. 331 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:34,374 W-WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT? 332 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,944 LENNY! 333 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,149 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR VOICE? 334 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,017 THAT'S A DISGUISE. 335 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,685 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 336 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,220 TAKES PRACTICE. 337 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,555 THAT'S GOOD. 338 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,658 I WISH I COULD DO MY VOICE LIKE THAT. 339 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,326 A COUPLE OF FELLAS OUT THERE. 340 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,195 THEY SAY THEY WANT TO BUY OUR SALVE. 341 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,696 THEY SAY IT CURES THE MANGE. 342 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,699 OUR SALVE? YEAH. 343 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,970 LET'S GO. 344 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,939 LEONARD, THESE GENTLEMEN WOULD LIKE TO BUY 345 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,207 SOME OF OUR SALVE. 346 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,109 HOWDY. 347 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,512 MY NAME IS OPIE TAYLOR, SR., AND THIS IS DR. PENDYKE. 348 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,347 Lenny: HOW DO YOU DO? 349 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,583 THEY'D LIKE TO GET SOME SALVE FROM US 350 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,351 AND SELL IT TO VETERINARIANS. 351 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,652 OH, VERY GOOD. 352 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,022 THAT'S RIGHT. YES, WE FIGURE 353 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,691 WE COULD PAY YOUR REGULAR 35 CENTS A JAR 354 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,626 AND THEN SELL IT FOR A LITTLE MORE 355 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,595 AND MAKE SOME PROFIT FOR OURSELVES. 356 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,664 SEE, YOU'D BE MAKING MONEY, WE'D BE MAKING MONEY -- 357 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,533 A GOOD DEAL FOR BOTH OF US. 358 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,069 YES, THAT WOULD BE A FINE DEAL. WOULDN'T IT, LENNY? 359 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,304 YEAH. YEAH. 360 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,505 UH, BY THE WAY 361 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,008 HOW MUCH OF IT DO YOU HAVE ON HAND? 362 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,576 OH, ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE GROSS. 363 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,379 WELL, UH, THAT'S GOOD FOR A STARTER. 364 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,015 BUT DON'T YOU THINK 365 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,718 YOU CAN GET SOME MORE BACK FROM THOSE BOYS IN MAYBERRY? 366 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,286 WHY, CERTAINLY, CERTAINLY. 367 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,288 WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN SCRAPE UP FOR YOU. 368 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,458 OH, THAT'D BE FINE. YOU BE SURE AND DO THAT NOW. 369 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:02,462 WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GO, MR. TAYLOR, SR. 370 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,132 GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN. GOOD DAY. 371 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,366 GOOD DAY. 372 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,008 CURES THE MANGE? 373 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:18,378 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 374 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,547 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? 375 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,748 I'LL TELL YA. 376 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,516 THEY'RE ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW 377 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,053 CALLING EVERY VETERINARIAN AND DRUGSTORE IN THE COUNTY 378 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,055 TELLING THEM THEY GOT A NEW MANGE CURE. 379 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,057 THEN THEY'RE GONNA GO TO MAYBERRY 380 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,558 AND PICK UP EVERY JAR OF SALVE. 381 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,260 HOW ABOUT THAT? 382 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:37,597 HOW'D YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR VOICE? 383 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,132 COULD I HAVE SOME PIPIN' HOT COFFEE? 384 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,800 AUNT BEE! AUNT BEE, LOOK WHAT I GOT! 385 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,335 PAW, GUESS WHAT! 386 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,104 I GOT A LETTER FROM THE MIRACLE SALVE COMPANY 387 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,106 AND THEY WANT THEIR SALVE BACK. YOU DON'T MEAN IT. 388 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,440 IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE, PAW. 389 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,142 I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL THE SALVE I GOT 390 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,643 DOWN TO THE POST OFFICE AT 1:00. 391 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,413 THEY'LL PICK IT UP AND GIVE ME A DOLLAR FOR MY TROUBLE. 392 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,148 Andy: I'LL BE DOGGED. 393 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,416 BOY, OH, BOY. 394 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,318 I DON'T HAVE TO SELL ANY MORE OF THAT SALVE. 395 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,519 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT. 396 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,321 WHY WOULD THEY DO A THING LIKE THAT? 397 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,524 BEATS ME. MAYBE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. 398 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,259 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, PAW. 399 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,128 FIRST, THEY WERE AFTER ME TO SELL IT 400 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,496 AND NOW, THEY WANT IT BACK. 401 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,499 HOW COME, YOU S'POSE? YOU GOT ME, BUDDY. 402 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,700 LEAST YOU'RE OUT FROM UNDER, HUH? 403 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,235 YEAH. 404 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,104 SIT DOWN AND HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST, OPIE. 405 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,643 HOW MANY DID YOU HAVE 406 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,844 HERE YOU ARE. 407 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,580 THERE YOU ARE, SON. THERE'S YOUR DOLLAR. 408 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,450 DID I TELL YA? DID I TELL YA? 409 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,154 YOU SURE DID, DR. PENDYKE. DO THAT VOICE AGAIN. 410 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,289 NO. 411 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,159 HI, PAW! LOOK, I GOT MY DOLLAR! 412 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,493 I GOT MY DOLLAR! 413 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,196 WELL. REAL, TOO. LOOK AT THERE. 414 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,532 GREEN ON ONE SIDE AND GRAY ON THE OTHER AND EVERYTHING. 415 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,534 YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? 416 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,437 I DON'T KNOW, PAW. I'M GONNA CARRY IT FOR AWHILE. 417 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,205 WELL, DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE. 418 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,308 OH, I WON'T. 419 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,878 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT OUT OF THAT THING PRETTY EASY. 420 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,280 I KNOW, PAW. 421 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,315 I DON'T THINK I COULDA SOLD ONE MORE JAR. 422 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,551 WELL, I'M GLAD IT TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT 423 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,587 BUT TRY NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN DEALS LIKE THAT AGAIN. 424 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,189 OKAY? I WON'T, PAW. 425 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,259 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. GOOD. 426 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,595 Opie: HI, BARNEY. YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED? 427 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,297 WHY, NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 428 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,798 THOSE MIRACLE SALVE PEOPLE JUST COME BY 429 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,168 AND PICKED UP ALL THEIR SALVE. 430 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,369 YOU DON'T SAY? 431 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,537 YEAH. TOOK BACK EVERY JAR 432 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,406 AND GIVE EACH ONE OF US A DOLLAR BESIDES. 433 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,342 PAW THINKS THE COMPANY'S GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. 434 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:34,147 YEAH? MAYBE THEY JUST FOUND A NEW USE FOR IT. 435 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,415 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 436 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,484 WELL, MAYBE THEY DISCOVERED 437 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,819 THAT IT COULD, UH, CURE THE MANGE 438 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,521 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 439 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,657 AND THEY WANT TO SELL IT TO VETERINARIANS. 440 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,360 RIGHT, GOME? 441 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,830 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THAT. 442 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,766 BARNEY, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? 443 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,935 WELL, MAYBE I WOULD 444 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,271 AND THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I WOULDN'T. 445 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,175 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 446 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,377 ANDY, HOW DO YOU FIGHT FIRE? 447 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,845 WHAT? 448 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,415 HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A FOX? BARNEY. 449 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,849 ALL RIGHT. YOU WANNA KNOW, I'LL TELL YA. 450 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,551 TELL HIM, BARNEY. TELL HIM. YEAH, I WILL. 451 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,253 DO THAT VOICE FOR HIM, TOO. I WILL. 452 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,654 TELL HIM EVERYTHING, NOW. DON'T LEAVE OUT NOTHING. 453 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,189 I'LL TELL HIM. WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS, ANDY. 454 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,857 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME? TELL HIM. 455 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,760 SHUT UP, GOMER. WHAT, BARNEY? 456 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,804 WELL... 457 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,674 WAIT A MINUTE. 458 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,676 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 459 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,611 OH, HEY, AUNT BEE. 460 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,213 I don't know, but The least you can do... 461 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,815 A-AUNT BEE, COULD YOU TALK A LITTLE SLOWER? 462 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,353 WELL, NOW, JUST CALM DOWN, AUNT BEE. 463 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,690 WELL, AUNT BEE, WHEN YOU'RE YELLING LIKE THAT, I CAN'T... 464 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,393 LISTEN, AUNT BEE, JUST-JU-JUST TAKE IT EASY. 465 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,662 AND I'LL COME RIGHT HOME. RIGHT. 466 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,697 COME ON, BARNEY, LET'S GO OVER TO THE HOUSE. 467 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,499 SOMETHIN'S GOT AUNT BEE AWFUL UPSET. 468 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,700 WELL, WHAT'S UP? SHE DIDN'T SAY. COME ON. 469 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,901 WELL, WHAT'S UP? SHE DIDN'T SAY. 470 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,805 WHAT'S UP? SHE DIDN'T SAY. 471 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,414 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? 472 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,783 YOU COME INSIDE. 473 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,823 AUNT BEE, WHAT -- WHAT IN THE WORLD...? 474 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,359 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS? 475 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,796 946 JARS OF MIRACLE SALVE 476 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,533 "PAYABLE IN SEVEN DAYS AND BILLED TO OPIE TAYLOR, SR." 477 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,668 Andy: OPIE TAYLOR, SR.? 478 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,804 I DIDN'T SEND AWAY FOR IT, PAW, HONEST. 479 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,373 GOSH, I WAS GLAD TO GET RID OF WHAT I HAD. 480 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,542 Bee: WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD THEY SEND 481 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,444 ALL THIS SALVE HERE OF ALL PLACES? 482 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,979 AND TO OPIE TAYLOR, SR.? WHO IS OPIE TAYLOR, SR.? 483 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,349 IT DIDN'T WORK 484 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,683 LIKE YOU SAID IT WAS GOING TO, BARNEY. 485 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,018 THEY SUPPOSED TO SELL ALL THAT STUFF 486 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,520 TO VETERINARIANS. 487 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,588 YOU WAS TRYIN' TO TELL ME SOMETHING 488 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,424 DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE, BARNEY. 489 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,760 YOU WANNA TELL ME NOW? WELL, UH... 490 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:04,831 GO ON, BARNEY. TELL HIM. MIGHT AS WELL TELL HIM NOW. 491 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,367 YEAH. TELL US -- TELL US A LOT OF THINGS, 492 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,338 LIKE HOW YOU FIGHT FIRE AND HOW YOU OUTFOX A FOX 493 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,005 AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 494 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,708 WELL, UH... 495 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,043 GO ON, BARN, TELL HIM EVERYTHING. 496 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,412 TELL HIM HOW YOU DISGUISED YOUR VOICE. 497 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,415 WE WENT OVER TO MT. PILOT AND BARNEY DISGUISED HIS VOICE 498 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,917 AND HE TOLD 'EM HE WAS DR. PENDYKE 499 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,655 AND THAT HE WAS A VETERINARIAN AND HE EXAMINED... 500 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,792 WILL YOU LISTEN? WILL YOU JUST LISTEN? 501 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,061 JUST GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE. IT'S ALL OVER EVERYWHERE. 502 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,063 NOW, YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS MESS. 503 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,766 YOU CAN JUST GET OUT OF IT, DR. PENDYKE. 504 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,768 WILL YOU LISTEN? I'M GONNA GET IT OUT. 505 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,470 DON'T WORRY. I'M GONNA GET RID OF IT. 506 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,804 BUT I GOT A PLAN. YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME. 507 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,339 YEAH, YOU GOT A PLAN. 508 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,408 I ROUNDED UP AS MANY AS I COULD FIND, BARNEY. 509 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,710 COME ON IN, FELLERS. 510 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,046 YES, YES, COME ON IN, BOYS. COME ON. 511 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,448 COME ON, OPE. HAVE A SEAT. 512 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,783 EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN. HAVE A SEAT. 513 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,651 JUST TAKE A CHAIR. GO ON, IN THE BACK THERE. 514 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,653 GO ON, SIT DOWN. THERE WE GO. 515 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,957 NOW, BOYS, I'M GONNA TELL YOU 516 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,660 WHY WE'VE ASKED YOU TO COME HERE. 517 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:11,931 NOW, SHERIFF TAYLOR KNOWS, AND I KNOW, 518 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,634 THAT FOR A LONG TIME NOW YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SELL 519 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,471 THIS THING THEY CALL MIRACLE SALVE. 520 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,140 NOW, WE ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN 521 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,976 UNDER CONSIDERABLE PRESSURE TO SELL IT. 522 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:28,948 IN OTHER WORDS, YOUR FORMER EMPLOYERS USED, UH... 523 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,484 INTIMIDATION. UH, RIGHT -- INTIMIDATION. 524 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,819 NOW, HERE'S THE DEAL. 525 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,688 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE PRESSURE, 526 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,691 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY INTIMIDATION. 527 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:43,029 YOU JUST GO OUT THERE AND SELL THAT MIRACLE SALVE. 528 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,497 AND WHO KNOWS? 529 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,768 YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE ONE TO WIN THAT PONY! 530 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,670 HOW ABOUT IT?! 531 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,541 SALVE! SALVE! 532 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,743 SALVE! 37995

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