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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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SHERIFF TAYLOR?
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OH, MORNING, MISS BIGGS.
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I WON'T WASTE WORDS, SHERIFF,
BUT I JUST HAD
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THE MOST FRIGHTENING EXPERIENCE
OF MY LIFE.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?
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I WAS DRIVING ALONG HIGHWAY 6
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WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT OF 35
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WHEN A CAR DOING AT LEAST 45,
50, PASSED ME
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AND ALMOST RAN ME OFF THE ROAD.
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ALMOST RAN ME OFF THE ROAD,
SHERIFF.
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IT WAS GOING SO FAST.
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TAKE IT EASY, MISS BIGGS.
LET'S GET ALL THE FACTS NOW.
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DID YOU GET HIS LICENSE NUMBER?
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WELL, IT WAS A WOMAN.
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
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IT WAS A WOMAN
DRIVING THAT CAR.
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GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
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NOW, WHAT ABOUT
THE LICENSE NUMBER?
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SHE WAS WEARING A GREEN HAT
TRIMMED WITH PINK BABY ROSES
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AND A BEIGE CLOTH COAT WITH
BUTTONS WITH FUR.
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LIKE MY SISTER TILLY HAS
ON HER JACKET.
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-NO, MA'AM.
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THE TALL WOMAN
WITH THE LONG TEETH.
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YOU KNOW, THAT ALL STARTED
WITH A GUM CONDITION.
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YOU KNOW HOW SHE GOT
THAT GUM CONDITION?
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WELL, DADDY TOOK DOWN TO THIS
DENTIST IN NASHVILLE,
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AND HE WASN'T ANY GOOD.
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HE WASN'T ANY GOOD AT ALL.
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HE HAD AN OFFICE
IN THE BACK OF A STORE.
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NOW, WOULD YOU TRUST A DENTIST
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THAT HAS AN OFFICE IN THE BACK
OF A STORE?
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NO, MA'AM. NOW --
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AND POOR TILLY, SHE'S BEEN
SUFFERING ALL THESE YEARS
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WITH THESE LONG TEETH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY USED TO CALL
HER IN SCHOOL?
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NO, MA'AM.
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-THE BEAVER.
-OH, I'M SORRY.
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NOW, WHAT ABOUT
THIS WOMAN'S SPEED?
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OH, THE WAY THAT WOMAN DROVE.
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WHY, THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW
AGAINST THAT.
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THERE IS, MISS BIGGS. THERE IS.
AND WE'LL --
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IMAGINE WEARING A GREEN HAT
AND A BEIGE COAT.
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SHE'S GOT TO BE INSANE.
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PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE
THESE DAYS.
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OH, BARNEY, I JUST HAD THE MOST
FRIGHTENING EXPERIENCE
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OF MY LIFE.
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I'LL TELL HIM ABOUT IT,
MISS BIGGS.
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IT WAS A WOMAN SPEEDER.
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SHE WAS WEARING A COAT
LIKE MY SISTER TILLY,
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YOU KNOW, TILLY THE BEAVER.
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YES, MA'AM.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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BYE.
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WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
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A SPEEDER UP ON HIGHWAY 6.
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OH, YEAH?
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WANT ME TO TAKE THE SQUAD CAR
AND GET OUT ON THE STRETCH
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AND JUST TAKE A LOOK
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NO. I NEED THE CAR.
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I GOT TO GO UP
TO THE MILLSTONE FARM.
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YOU KNOW, THAT AIN'T THE FIRST
COMPLAINT WE'VE HAD
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ABOUT THAT STRETCH
ON HIGHWAY 6.
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WE OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
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WHAT CAN WE DO?
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WE OUGHT TO HAVE A CONSTANT
HIGHWAY PATROL,
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SOMEBODY TO REGULARLY CRUISE
THE AREA.
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WELL, WE ONLY GOT THE ONE CAR.
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I'D BE GLAD TO DO IT.
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SET UP A CHECKPOINT, NIP THIS
SPEEDING RIGHT IN THE BUD.
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YEAH, BUT WE JUST GOT
THE ONE CAR.
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JUST A FEW MILES OUT, SET UP
A CHECKPOINT CHICKIE,
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AND JUST NAIL THEM.
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BARNEY, ARE YOU LISTENING?
WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE CAR.
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BOY, IT'S THE SAME
THE WORLD OVER.
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POLICE DEPARTMENTS
ARE THE LOWEST-BUDGETED
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UNDERDOG PUBLIC SERVANTS
OF THEM ALL.
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BUT IT'S THANK YOU,
JOHNNY SHAFTO,
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WHEN THE GUNS BEGIN TO SHOOT.
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WELL, WE DO THE BEST WE CAN.
I'LL SEE YA.
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HI, OPE.
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HI, PA.
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WHERE IS BARNEY?
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I DON'T KNOW, PA.
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HE AIN'T BEEN HERE
SINCE I COME IN.
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IS THAT THE WOOD-BURNING SET
YOU GOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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UH-HUH.
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-IN A MINUTE, PA.
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I'M JUST NOW COMING AROUND
THE TOP OF MY "E."
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YOU'RE FILLING THE OFFICE
WITH SMOKE.
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I'LL BE FINISHED IN JUST
A MINUTE, PA.
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LOOK.
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I'M GONNA PUT MY NAME
AND THE DATE ON HERE.
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AND YEARS FROM NOW WHEN
WE'RE ALL DEAD AND GONE
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AND MAYBERRY IS A BIG CITY,
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PEOPLE WILL KNOW
THAT I BURNED MY NAME
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INTO A PIECE OF WOOD
ON THIS HERE DAY.
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HMM.
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WILL IT SAY YOU MADE YOUR PA'S
EYES ALL RED AND IRRITATED?
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GEE, PA, I'M SORRY.
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YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR
WOOD-BURNING WORK ON HOME, OPE.
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I GOT A LOT TO DO TODAY.
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-OKAY, PA.
-THERE YOU ARE.
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-DON'T BURN YOURSELF.
-I WON'T.
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OKAY.
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-HI, BARNEY.
-HI, OPE.
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HI, BARNEY.
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I JUST GOT RID OF OPIE
AND HIS TOYS.
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NOW HERE YOU COME WITH YOURS.
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WHAT IS ALL THAT JUNK?
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I WENT TO THE WAR SURPLUS
AUCTION IN MT. PILOT.
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THIS IS ONLY PART OF IT.
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JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE.
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BARNEY, I'M UP TO MY EARS
IN WORK.
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COME ON. COME ON OUTSIDE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT OUT THERE?
MORE JUNK?
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WILL YOU RESERVE JUDGMENT
JUST THIS ONE TIME?
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WILL YOU RESERVE JUDGMENT?
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ALL RIGHT, MEN!
MOVE IT AWAY FROM THERE!
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COME ON! LET'S GO!
BREAK IT UP!
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COME ON!
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?
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IS THIS THE ANSWER TO OUR
PROBLEMS OR ISN'T IT?
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HUH?
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THIS MECHANICALLY PERFECT
RJ 300 MOTORCYCLE --
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THAT'S OFFICIAL
ARMY NOMENCLATURE --
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IS, AS OF NOW,
AN OFFICIAL PART
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OF THE MAYBERRY SHERIFF
DEPARTMENT'S ROLLING STOCK.
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NOW I CAN COVER HIGHWAY 6.
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YOU KNOW, NAIL THEM SPEEDERS,
CHECKPOINT CHICKIE.
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NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU SAID YOURSELF WE DON'T
PATROL ENOUGH
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BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE
THE ONE SQUAD CAR.
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I KNOW.
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WITH YOU BUSY WITH THE SQUAD CAR
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN,
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-I CAN COVER HIGHWAY 6.
-BARNEY.
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TO SAY NOTHING
OF THE OTHER ODD JOBS
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THAT CAN BE TAKEN CARE OF
AROUND TOWN.
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WHAT'S THE SIDECAR FOR?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT'S TO CARRY FIRE-FIGHTING
EQUIPMENT,
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GUNS AND AMMUNITION.
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ROOM FOR ANOTHER DEPUTY
IN CASE OF A RAID.
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GOING BACK AND FORTH
TO THE STORE.
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UH-HUH.
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BESIDES, THAT'S THE WAY IT CAME.
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WELL, BARNEY, I DON'T THINK --
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LOOK, I PROMISE I'M NOT GOING TO
MAKE A BIG THING OUT OF THIS.
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IT'S JUST AN EXTRA VEHICLE
TO GET ME AROUND
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WHEN YOU'RE BUSY
WITH THE SQUAD CAR.
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NO FUSS.
NO BIG DEAL.
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YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M IN TOWN.
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I'LL KNOW ALL RIGHT.
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GET A HORSE, BARNEY.
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OH, WHY DON'T YOU...
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MOUNTED PATROL CHECKING IN.
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WELL, HOW YOU DOING,
BARON VON RICHTHOFEN?
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COME ON, ANGE.
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I CAN EXPECT THAT FROM THEM
IGNORANT LAYPERSONS OUTSIDE
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BUT NOT FROM YOU.
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WELL, YOU GOT TO ADMIT
THAT THAT OUTFIT
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AIN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU
CALL INCONSPICUOUS.
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DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR ALL THAT?
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ANDY, EVERY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT
AND WARDROBE
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HAS A SPECIFIC FUNCTION.
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HELMET -- ANTI-CRASH.
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GOGGLES -- ANTI-FOREIGN OBJECTS
IN EYES.
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THAT IS, GRAVEL AND/OR BUGS.
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I SEE.
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WHAT'S THEM LEATHER
GAUNTLETS FOR?
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TO PROTECT YOU FROM DOGS
THAT THINK YOU LOOK FUNNY?
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I'M SORRY, BARNEY.
I'M SORRY.
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I GUESS ALL THAT STUFF
IS NECESSARY
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ON A HIGH-SPEED
MOTORCYCLE LIKE THAT.
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GOOD-LOOKING HELMET.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DON'T WEAR MY HAT, ANGE.
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WHAT?
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DON'T WEAR MY HAT.
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WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING IT ON.
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I CAN'T STAND TO WEAR A HAT
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AFTER IT'S BEEN
ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEAD.
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OH. I'M SORRY.
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MY MOTHER WAS THE SAME WAY.
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SHE JUST COULDN'T STAND
TO WEAR A HAT
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AFTER IT'S BEEN
ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEAD.
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I REMEMBER THAT
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
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I JUST WANTED A FEW DAYS
TO PROVE TO YOU
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HOW VALUABLE THIS
MOTORCYCLE CAN BE TO US.
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YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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TO SHOW YOU
THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS,
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I'LL TELL WHAT YOU I'LL DO,
I'LL TAKE YOU TO LUNCH.
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-TELL WHAT YOU I'LL DO --
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
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-I'LL GET THE TIP, TOO.
-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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-I'M GOING TO DRIVE US THERE.
-NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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BIG FELLOW, YOU'RE GOING
SIDECAR EXPRESS TO THE DINER.
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WELL --
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OH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST --
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I DON'T HAVE A JACKET OR A
HELMET OR GOGGLES OR ANYTHING.
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YOU'LL BE IN THE SIDECAR.
WHO'S GONNA KNOW?
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-HOWDY, BOYS.
-HI, SHERIFF.
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HEY.
THAT'S NICE SIGN WORK.
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CHARLIE PHELPS COPIED IT
OFF THE SQUAD CAR.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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SAY, SHERIFF, IF YOU FILL IT UP
WITH WATER,
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YOU CAN TAKE A BATH
ALONG THE WAY.
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I GUESS SO.
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YOU READY?!
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LET HER RIP!
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ALL RIGHT!
BEAT IT! BEAT IT!
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I'M WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO GIVE
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
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A TICKET FOR LOITERING,
ILLEGAL ASSEMBLY,
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AND TAMPERING
WITH OFFICIAL EQUIPMENT.
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NOW BREAK IT UP
AND BEAT IT! GO ON!
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BARNEY?
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NO-GOOD LOAFERS.
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BARNEY, IF YOU KEEP THIS CYCLE,
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I'M AFRAID YOU'RE IN
FOR A LOT MORE OF THAT.
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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIFE
EASIER FOR YOU AND ME
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AND JUST GET RID OF IT?
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NO!
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EVERY THINKING PIONEER
AND INVENTOR
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HAS SUFFERED THE SAME
KIND OF RIDICULE.
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IT'S RIGHT THERE
IN YOUR HISTORY BOOKS, ANDY.
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TAKE ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL,
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PEOPLE LAUGHED AT HIM
RIGHT OVER THE TELEPHONE.
231
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WILBUR AND ORVILLE.
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00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,033
PEOPLE PRACTICALLY LAUGHED THEM
RIGHT OFF WRIGHT AIR FORCE BASE.
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00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:03,370
THEY HAVE TO BE SHOWN!
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00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,072
BARNEY?
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00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,908
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
AND JUST GET RID OF IT NOW.
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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,678
ANDY, YOU PROMISED.
YOU PROMISED.
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ALL RIGHT.
I PROMISED.
238
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,917
BUT DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME
IN TOWN.
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GO WAY OUT ON HIGHWAY 6
240
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,988
AND LOOK FOR A GREEN HAT
WITH PINK ROSES ON IT.
241
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,823
MOUNTED PATROL,
WILCO AND OUT.
242
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,357
WE'RE NOT TALKING ON THE RADIO.
243
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,193
WELL, WE'RE GOING TO GET ONE
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
244
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,961
I'M GOING TO ANOTHER AUCTION
NEXT WEEK.
245
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,898
WELL, UNTIL WE DO, HOW ABOUT
JUST SAYING, "OKAY, ANDY"?
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00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:31,999
10-4.
247
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,692
WHAT'S WRONG?
248
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LET ME SEE YOUR OPERATOR'S
LICENSE, PLEASE.
249
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,428
WHAT DID I DO?
250
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,296
OPERATOR'S LICENSE.
251
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,802
EDGAR J. MASTERS, HUH?
252
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,872
NOW WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT I DID WRONG?
253
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:15,008
WELL, EDDIE, I WATCHED YOU DOING
40 MILES PER HOUR
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IN A 35-MILE ZONE.
255
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,178
NOW, SUBTRACTING THE LATTER
FROM THE FORMER,
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00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,013
THAT WOULD LEAVE YOU
WITH A VIOLATION
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OF ABOUT 5 MILES PER HOUR,
RIGHT?
258
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,116
RIGHT. I CAN'T DENY THAT.
259
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,985
BUT WE'VE ALWAYS HAD
AN UNDERSTANDING ABOUT IT.
260
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,788
WE NEED THAT EXTRA 5 MILES AN
HOUR TO GET OVER TURNER'S GRADE.
261
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,757
-UH-HUH.
-WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, EDDIE,
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00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,960
I LET DO YOU 40 TODAY,
YOU'LL DO 45 TOMORROW.
263
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:36,229
I LET DO YOU 45 TOMORROW,
YOU DO 50 THE DAY AFTER THAT.
264
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,031
YOU DO 50 THE DAY AFTER THAT,
265
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,433
YOU'LL DO 55 THE DAY
AFTER THAT.
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00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,269
THEN IF YOU CAN DO 55 --
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ALL RIGHT.
I GET THE IDEA.
268
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,406
WELL, THIS IS INTENDED
AS A WARNING.
269
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DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
OR YOU MIGHT RISK A CITATION.
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00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,745
THIS IS MERELY TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT FROM NOW ON
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THIS ROAD IS UNDER
CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE.
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-YES, SIR.
-OKAY, EDDIE, MOVE HER OUT.
273
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,919
WAIT! HOLD IT!
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,796
WELCOME TO CHECKPOINT CHECKIE.
275
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HEY, BARN.
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00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,005
ANGE.
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00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,377
MOUNTED PATROL CHECKING IN.
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HMM.
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00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,282
YOU KNOW, ANGE,
IT'S A GREAT FEELING
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00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,118
WHEN YOU GET OUT ON THAT CYCLE
281
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,153
AND GO RACING DOWN
THE HIGHWAY.
282
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:37,090
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST ME
AND THE WIND AND THE WHEEL.
283
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,926
IT'S REALLY SOMETHING.
284
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,063
YOU KNOW SOMETHING I FOUND OUT?
285
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,866
IF YOU RIDE INTO THE WIND
WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN
286
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,969
AND YOU PUT YOUR TONGUE UP
ON THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH,
287
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,537
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
288
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,439
TO PRONOUNCE A WORD THAT STARTS
WITH THE LETTER "S."
289
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,547
YOU DIDN'T LET ANYBODY SEE YOU
RIDING AROUND ON THAT THING
290
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,149
WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN?
291
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:06,386
NOBODY SAW ME. YOU THINK
I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING?
292
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,088
WHERE YOU BEEN?
293
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,290
I WAS OUT ON HIGHWAY 6.
294
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,160
GAVE OUT 11 SPEED WARNINGS.
295
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,128
WHO IS DOING ALL THE SPEEDING?
296
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,830
-EL TRUCKOS.
297
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,432
YEAH, EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS
EXCEEDING SET SPEED LIMIT
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BY FROM 3 TO 5
MILES PER HOUR.
299
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,036
I WARNED THEM.
300
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:26,173
I WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THAT.
301
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,441
ANDY, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA SAY --
302
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,578
"GIVE THEM THE EXTRA 5.
LET THEM GO 40 IN A 35 ZONE."
303
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,214
BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
304
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,317
YOU GIVE THEM 40, THEY'LL GO 45.
YOU GIVE THEM 45 --
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00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,053
BARNEY, IT'S JUST THAT TRUCK
DRIVERS HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE
306
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,288
GETTING OVER TURNER'S GRADE
307
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,090
IF THEY DON'T GET A FAIR RUN
AT IT.
308
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,893
NOW, WE'VE ALWAYS TAKEN THAT
INTO CONSIDERATION.
309
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,896
I WISH YOU HADN'T JUMPED ALL
OVER THEM WITH WARNINGS.
310
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,199
ANDY, THAT STRETCH OF HIGHWAY
IS POSTED WITH BIG 35s.
311
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,635
NOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO
UPHOLD THE LAW, JUST SAY SO.
312
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,604
NO. NO.
IT'S JUST THAT I --
313
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,273
WELL, I WISH YOU'D DO THINGS
IN MODERATION.
314
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,610
NOW, WE'VE ALWAYS GIVEN THE
TRUCK DRIVERS THE EXTRA 5 MILES.
315
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,279
AND I WISH THAT
YOU'D JUST GIVE IT TO THEM.
316
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,581
ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
317
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,951
YOU GIVE THEM 40,
THEY'LL TAKE 45.
318
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,552
YOU GIVE THEM 45, THEY'LL --
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00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,070
PA?
320
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,905
HUH?
321
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,140
YOU ASLEEP?
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00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:36,376
NOW AND THEN.
323
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,378
-ME TOO.
-ANDY.
324
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,580
THOSE TRUCKS ARE GOING TO KEEP
THE WHOLE TOWN AWAKE.
325
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,615
I EXPECT SO, AUNT BEE.
326
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,218
THEY SURE ARE MAKING A TERRIBLE
LOT OF NOISE, PA.
327
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,020
HOW COME?
328
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,156
I HAVE A FEELING IT'S THEIR WAY
OF SAYING HELLO TO BARNEY
329
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,323
AND HIS NEW MOTORCYCLE.
330
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,059
GOODNESS.
331
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:55,228
YEP. I EXPECT THINGS ARE GOING
TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT
332
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,529
FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
333
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,201
GOOD NIGHT, ANDY!
334
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,079
YEAH, I EXPECT THINGS ARE GONNA
BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
335
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:55,088
GIVE ME THAT STICK!
GIVE ME THAT STICK!
336
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,095
DON'T YOU KNOW ENOUGH
TO STICK YOUR HAND OUT
337
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,263
WHEN YOU MOVE OUT IN TRAFFIC?
338
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,431
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
339
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,370
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
340
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,372
JAYWALKING.
YOU WERE JAYWALKING, AUNT BEE.
341
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,007
NOW, I SEEN YOU.
NOW WATCH IT.
342
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,276
JAYWALKING?!
343
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,249
HOLD IT!
HOLD IT!
344
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,350
NOW WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET
ANYWHERE
345
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,717
IF EVERYBODY TALKS AT ONCE.
346
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,320
ANDY, YOU JUST GOT TO DO
SOMETHING. YOU GOT TO.
347
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,522
THAT BARNEY IS MAKING
OUR LIFE MISERABLE
348
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,491
SINCE HE GOT THAT DARN
MOTORCYCLE.
349
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,793
HE'S GONNA KILL SOMEBODY
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
350
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,329
HE'S A MENACE, ANDY.
A MENACE.
351
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,331
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT!
352
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,635
THERE GOES THAT PHANTOM DEPUTY.
353
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,703
WELL, DO SOMETHING.
354
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,507
Y'ALL GO ON HOME.
355
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,409
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE MOTORCYCLE.
356
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,412
GO ON. OH, JAY,
GO ON HOME.
357
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,216
ANDY, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT BARNEY.
358
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,584
I KNOW, AUNT BEE.
359
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,786
LET ME HELP YOU HOME
WITH YOUR GROCERIES.
360
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,255
ANDY, THIS HAS GONE WAY
BEYOND --
361
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,624
WILL YOU STOP TELLING ME
TO TAKE IT EASY?
362
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,693
YOU GOT TO TAKE IT AWAY
FROM HIM.
363
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:10,130
YOU KNOW THAT HE NEARLY RAN ME
OVER WITH THAT SILLY THING?
364
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,734
YOU KNOW, I'M IN MIND TO TAKE
THE MOTORCYCLE AWAY FROM HIM
365
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,204
AND LEAVE HIM WITH A SIDECAR
366
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,471
AND FILL IT UP WITH SAND
367
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,839
AND GIVE HIM A BUCKET
AND A SHOVEL
368
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,608
AND LET HIM PLAY IN IT
ON WEEKENDS.
369
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,711
YOU KNOW, I SAW
IN A WAR PICTURE ONCE
370
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:28,548
THESE NAZIS RIDING AROUND
ON THEIR MOTORCYCLES.
371
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:33,120
AND THESE GUERILLAS STRUNG A
WIRE ACROSS THE ROAD SO HIGH
372
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,423
AND WHEN THESE NAZIS CAME
ROARING THROUGH
373
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,358
ON THEIR MOTORCYCLES --
374
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,495
AUNT BEE,
WE DON'T WANT TO KILL HIM.
375
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,565
LIKE TO CAN HURT HIM A LITTLE,
BUT WE DON'T WANT TO KILL HIM.
376
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,799
YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
377
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,835
I WISH WE HAD A PSYCHIATRIST
IN TOWN.
378
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,770
I BET BARNEY WOULD
BE A REAL STUDY.
379
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,505
YOU COULD GET HIM OFF
THE MOTORCYCLE.
380
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,575
MAYBE WE CAN GET THE DOCTOR
TO RIDE ALONG WITH HIM.
381
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,844
KIND OF A RIDE-ALONG
PSYCHIATRIST.
382
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,412
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
383
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,684
THAT SMELLS FAMILIAR.
384
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,420
OH, THAT'S OPIE. HE'S BURNING US
A NEW HOUSE NUMBER.
385
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:11,191
ON A SEPARATE PIECE OF WOOD,
I HOPE.
386
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,293
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
387
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,233
HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
388
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,469
HI, PA.
LOOKS SWELL, DON'T IT?
389
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,538
OH, OPE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
BURNED IT RIGHT INTO THE HOUSE.
390
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,907
YOU SHOULD PUT IT
ON A SEPARATE PIECE OF WOOD.
391
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,543
THAT WAY WE CAN NAIL IT UP
IN A PROMINENT PLACE.
392
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,812
DON'T YOU SEE, PA?
THIS WAY IT'S PERMANENT.
393
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,282
NOBODY CAN COME ALONG
AND TAKE OUR NUMBER
394
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,916
AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER HOUSE.
395
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,786
I DON'T RECALL US HAVING A
NUMBER THIEF AROUND FOR AGES.
396
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,890
PUT IT ON A SEPARATE
PIECE OF WOOD.
397
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,460
I HAVE TO ADMIT, THOUGH,
IT LOOKS KIND OF NICE.
398
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,828
RIGHT PROFESSIONAL.
399
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,530
YOU KEEP IT UP,
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
400
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,365
IF YOU MAKE MONEY AT IT
SOMETIME.
401
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,667
-OH, YEAH.
402
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,538
SOMEBODY WANTS HIS NAME DONE
OR A "OUT TO LUNCH" SIGN
403
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,441
OR A "DENTIST WILL BE BACK SOON"
SIGN.
404
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,643
HOW ABOUT A "LOOK OUT
FOR THE DOGS" SIGN?
405
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,213
IF I HAD A MEAN DOG,
I'D BUY ONE.
406
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,380
STAY RIGHT WITH IT.
407
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,950
HI, ANDY!
408
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,852
HI, BARNEY!
409
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,235
GOOD MORNING, BARN.
410
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,470
OH, HI, ANGE.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE, OILCLOTH?
411
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,339
YEAH.
412
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,341
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, COVER
SOME OF OPIE'S SCHOOLBOOKS?
413
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,608
NO, ACTUALLY, THIS IS FOR YOU.
414
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,876
HUH?
415
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,579
WELL, I GOT TO THINKING,
IF THE CYCLE
416
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,250
IS GOING TO BE A PERMANENT PIECE
OF OUR ROLLING STOCK,
417
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,519
AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO RIDE IN IT
ONCE IN A WHILE,
418
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:50,457
I THOUGHT WE MIGHT
JUST FIX HER UP A LITTLE BIT.
419
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,993
THIS CUSHION'S ALL TORN
AND STAINED AND EVERYTHING.
420
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,862
AND, WELL, HERE.
421
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,598
WHY DON'T YOU COVER IT UP AND
GIVE ME A CLEAN PLACE TO SIT?
422
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,834
YOU REALLY FOOL
A GUY, YOU KNOW THAT?
423
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,437
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT
OF THE CYCLE
424
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,738
UNTIL THIS VERY MINUTE.
425
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,974
WELL, MY FACE DON'T LET ON.
426
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,411
NOW COVER IT AROUND
THERE GOOD AND SNUG.
427
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,679
ALL RIGHT.
428
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,414
DO IT RIGHT
OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL.
429
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,716
RIGHT.
430
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,653
HEY, BARN
431
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,256
DID YOU SEE THIS?
432
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,357
WHAT?
433
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,594
DOWN HERE WHERE THE CUSHION WAS.
434
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,630
KIND OF A PLAQUE OR INSCRIPTION
OR SOMETHING.
435
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,931
LOOKEE THERE --
436
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,734
"FIRST MOTORCYCLE TO CROSS
THE MARNE RIVER.
437
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:40,607
BATTLE OF CHATEAU TIERRY,
JUNE 12, 1918."
438
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,974
FOR PETE'S SAKE.
439
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,677
"PASSENGER, BLACK JACK PERSHING.
440
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,415
DRIVER, CORPORAL
NATE JACKSON, A.E.F."
441
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,583
GENERAL PERSHING?
THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING!
442
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,585
THEY PROBABLY DID THIS
RIGHT IN COMBAT
443
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,621
AS SOON AS THEY GOT
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
444
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,022
MORE THAN LIKELY.
445
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,325
WHAT THEY PROBABLY DID
WAS TO HEAT A BAYONET
446
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,959
AND BURN IT IN HERE
FOR POSTERITY.
447
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,828
YEAH. YEAH.
448
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,764
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT THE CYCLE
449
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,500
THE FIRST TIME I THREW A LEG
OVER HER SADDLE.
450
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,002
YOU DON'T HAVE AN ORDINARY CYCLE
THERE, BARN.
451
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,504
YOU GOT A MONUMENT
ON YOUR HANDS.
452
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,306
YEAH.
453
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,342
YOU KNOW, IT PROBABLY OUGHT TO
BE ON DISPLAY SOMEPLACE
454
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,577
LIKE THERE IN THAT
SMITH BROTHERS INSTITUTION
455
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,680
IN WASHINGTON, D.C., RIGHT ALONG
WITH LINDY'S SPIRIT OF ST. LOUIS
456
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,014
AND ALL THEM OTHER THINGS.
457
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:27,320
BARN, IT REALLY SHOULD BE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
458
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,892
YOU MEAN YOU THINK I ACTUALLY
OUGHT TO GIVE IT TO 'EM?
459
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,361
NOT TO THEM.
460
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,397
YOUR FIRST LOYALTY IS
TO YOUR TOWN.
461
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,898
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
462
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,501
WE GOT A LOT OF WORLD WAR I
VETERANS RIGHT HERE --
463
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,837
AL, BURT STEVENS, THE MILO BOYS.
464
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,639
ACTUALLY, THIS CYCLE BELONGS
465
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,875
OVER AT THE NATIONAL GUARD
ARMORY.
466
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,344
WE GOT THE CANNON
FROM THE CIVIL WAR,
467
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,413
THE JEEP FROM WORLD WAR II.
468
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,682
THIS CYCLE BELONGS
RIGHT BETWEEN THEM.
469
00:21:55,715 --> 00:22:00,953
KIND OF A SHAME TO RETIRE
IT FROM POLICE DUTY.
470
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,357
IT'S ONLY BEEN ON THE JOB
A LITTLE OVER A WEEK.
471
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:09,462
AL, BURT, THE MILO BOYS.
472
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,999
IT'S THEIRS, BARN.
473
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,801
YEAH.
474
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,770
IT BELONGS TO THE WORLD
ALL RIGHT.
475
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,773
KIND OF LIKE GIVING UP
AN OLD FRIEND.
476
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,910
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
477
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,479
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN IT
OVER THERE?
478
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,881
NO.
479
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,686
YOU DO IT, WILL YOU, ANGE?
480
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,469
DON'T LOOK BACK.
481
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,047
HI, PA.
482
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,749
DID YOU FIND OUT
WHERE BARNEY WENT?
483
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,184
YEAH, HE WENT OVER
TO THE ARMY SURPLUS AUCTION
484
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,853
IN MT. PILOT AGAIN.
485
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,521
GEE, I HOPE HE BRINGS BACK
SOMETHING INTERESTING.
486
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,457
BITE YOUR TONGUE.
487
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,194
HELLO?
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
488
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,998
WHAT?!
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS!
489
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:22,469
WHERE'D YOU SAY?
HIGHWAY 6?
490
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,770
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
491
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,605
WHAT IT IS, PA?
492
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,441
BARNEY BOUGHT SOMETHING AT
THE ARMY SURPLUS AUCTION AGAIN.
493
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,909
I'LL PUT A STOP TO THIS.
494
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,929
DADBURN IT, BARNEY.
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
495
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,130
NOW, COME OUT OF THERE!
496
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,899
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS,
SHERIFF?
497
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,167
I'M MAJOR HOBART, 22nd DIVISION.
498
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,538
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO A MILITARY
DISPLAY, AND WE'RE LATE NOW.
499
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,841
OH, I'M SORRY, MAJOR.
500
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,611
I THOUGHT YOU WAS MY DEPUTY.
501
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,679
HE BOUGHT THIS WORLD WAR I
MOTORCYCLE,
502
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,881
AND I THOUGHT HE MIGHT HAVE
BOUGHT A TANK.
503
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,750
AND WELL...
I'M SORRY!
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